@@habs4life41 The only reason Newman cares is that he wants to stick it to his mortal enemy Jerry. If this was any other person in Jerry's place Newman would go back to eating donuts.
Maybe his name is Unkel Leo-Pascali, and also incidentally is Jerry's uncle, from mother's side, meaning the last name of Jerry's mother is Leo-Pascali. sorry took a moment to laugh, literally busted my upper lip. In light of the above info I can conclude that it is proper that he signs Unkel Leo
@@Duzz14 C-O-M-M-E-R-C-I-A-L-S Watch the show on Hulu, or get the DVD's. None whatsoever. EDIT: will be on Netflix soon, it left Hulu at the end of June
@@naveen.119 I agree with you. Newman (and other characters similar to him) have a larger positivity ring to them in smaller doses than most characters (like Kramer). If Newman is more “main casty” so to speak, he would’ve lost his charm and thus downgrade the ham moments that he’s renown for.
I actually did a similar thing in real life. I was giving a powerpoint presentation and using a remote to change the slides... Except no one told me the remote didn't work and someone else was just hitting the button on the keyboard for me.
I love how he's asking them if they feel hot when it's him who's sitting below a lamp and sweating like a pig. By far one of the best Newman moments in Seinfeld.
In the Seinfeld world, mail fraud seems to be one of the most egregious things you can do. Almost up there with not returning a library book for 25 years.
"The proof I needed to haul you out of your cushy lair, and expose you to the light of justice, as the monster that you are, A MONSTER SO VILE-" "NEWMAN!" *squeaks 😂 😂 😂 hahahahaha
"Define rarely" "Frequently" Perfect example of comedic timing in the edit. The "Can I have a sip" line Seinfeld's soda is on the table (not in his hand as per the close up in the shot before). Either some stuff was cut out to make the joke more poignant or it was something completely unscripted and by slamming to two shots together a new joke was formed.
I love Newman's little shiver of delight when he thinks he's got Jerry over a barrel... _"it's called 'mail fraud'...ooooh, how I've longed for this moment..."_
The gods were shining upon everyone and everything associated with this masterpiece of a show. Nothing will ever begin to compare to the genius that is on display during this series.
It was quite trash at the start of the series, NBC execs cracked down n Jerry and especially Larry David and made them write better plots, not the gods. The the show got better after Larry left I dare say
I moved into a new house and the person who lived in the room before me remembered to pack all but ONE of his posters, and that was the George picture.
7 dislikers 3 in suspicion of mail fraud 3 involved in some ill-conceived mail order pornography ring and 1 is also found in the same disturbing packet
Shortly after this, Newman decided enough was enough with the Postal Service and he found work as a computer technician at Jurassic Park. Haven't been able to find much info on him after things went bad at the park.
Well did you know that Newman changed his name and then took work at the post office? Before that, he was called Numa and worked on the JFK assassination conspiracy theory.
Newman's mailman friend's nod at Jerry's line: "The timeless art of seduction." is gold, Jerry. Gold. As if there's an artist in all of us. No, it's very good. Icing on the cake. Perfect. I wonder if it was reflex or brilliant direction from someone.
Newman. I actually met Wayne Knight in person. At a strip club. I said "Hello Newman" and he replied with Hello Jerry...I laughed, he smiled. Then we went our separate ways.
it's one of my top five in this entire series. He overplays it so well to the point that he squeaks at the end .The car reservation, bookman the library cop are 2 other great ones.
As Newman, Wayne Knight provides a flawless comic performance and for me it is the peak of the show. I'm re watching the whole series in Netflix in order to not loose any of Newman's moment.
This was the first episode of seinfeld I watched. I laughed my ass off when Newman was repeating Jerry's name over and over. All the characters, outside of the main 4, were great, including newman
My personal favorite part is when Newman is on the street muttering Jerry. He's become so obsessed with trying to get Jerry and that giggle after seeing the picture is just perfect 2:03 😆
What's your favorite Seinfeld episode?
Bizzaro Jerry
Marine Biologist
Kramer’s highway!
The Pool Guy
The opposite
Love how the other postman clearly doesn't give a shit about any of this.
99% govt employees
@@cs512trA somewhat conservative number this.
Reminds me a bit of myself
Most people end up at jobs/careers we hate and have no enjoyment in lol
@@habs4life41 The only reason Newman cares is that he wants to stick it to his mortal enemy Jerry. If this was any other person in Jerry's place Newman would go back to eating donuts.
I find it awesome that uncle Leo signs as "uncle Leo"
Newman also just has "Newman" on his calling card.
well, he signed for Jerry's so... xD funny tho!
You'd think he'd use his full name and sign the package as *LEOPOLD STOTCH.*
@@randomfullywonderful You're Grounded, Mister!
Maybe his name is Unkel Leo-Pascali, and also incidentally is Jerry's uncle, from mother's side, meaning the last name of Jerry's mother is Leo-Pascali. sorry took a moment to laugh, literally busted my upper lip.
In light of the above info I can conclude that it is proper that he signs Unkel Leo
"A monster so viiile... Newman!" Newman's uncontrolled rants were the best part of his relationship with Jerry.
This made my stomach hurt 😂
I like the way he squeals out of it heheh
2:59 lol I come back just for this
2:45 to 3:00 😂😂
Vile weed!! 🤮
that "no" to Newman's "can I have a sip" was wonderfully delivered.
steezmunky Yes ,Newman on Jerry Seinfeld show was great and funny. He is gòod actor .!! LOL Hi Newman ,what's up ànd cheers.LOL
steezmunky loved him as officer don in 3rd rock from the sun too 😄
jurassic park and basic instinct toooooo - kind of mediocre movies, his presence made em funnier/better :)
They always cut that part out on tv. I have no idea why
@@Duzz14 C-O-M-M-E-R-C-I-A-L-S
Watch the show on Hulu, or get the DVD's. None whatsoever.
EDIT: will be on Netflix soon, it left Hulu at the end of June
Wayne Knight is so awesome. He steals every scene in Seinfeld.
@DP Brigz i think his character works best in small doses
@@naveen.119 he would agree with you he was offered the opportunity to star in a Newman spin off series and declined
@@naveen.119 I agree with you. Newman (and other characters similar to him) have a larger positivity ring to them in smaller doses than most characters (like Kramer). If Newman is more “main casty” so to speak, he would’ve lost his charm and thus downgrade the ham moments that he’s renown for.
He shines in space jam
He had a great role in 3rd Rock from the Sun
He uses a clicker and the other employee removes the cardboards manually!!! Genius!! 🤣
Yes lol
I literally laughed out loud reading your comment than the actual scene. 😂
Might be an homage to Jackie Vernon's vacation slides from the Ed Sullivan Show.
I actually did a similar thing in real life.
I was giving a powerpoint presentation and using a remote to change the slides... Except no one told me the remote didn't work and someone else was just hitting the button on the keyboard for me.
LOL!! I noticed that the 2nd time I saw this episode...🤣🤣
I love how he's asking them if they feel hot when it's him who's sitting below a lamp and sweating like a pig. By far one of the best Newman moments in Seinfeld.
Pigs do not sweat 😌
@@maromorostar6621 so it's not just a clever expression
It was weird when I saw the actor who plays Newman in Narcos as a cartel attorney. So different.
I like the one when he n Kramer go to the farmhouse.
Pretty hot under these lights, eh, Seinfeld? Pretty....H...O...T???!!!
In the Seinfeld world, mail fraud seems to be one of the most egregious things you can do. Almost up there with not returning a library book for 25 years.
And not having instant coffee in your cupboards.
Stealing someone's marble rye, after they turned down $50.
“I got a news flash for you joy boy!”
Or being in the audience when accidentally dropping a Junior Mint into someone’s body during surgery and not telling anyone.
Or maybe that's how you get your kicks. You & your good time buddies...
I love that kramer talked Jerry into this plan, then immediately bailed with "mail fraud? You're in a lot of trouble buddy"
that is the kramer salute, he always puts jerry in a tight spot.
Who ever thought of giving Jerry an Arch Enemy was smart and whoever thought to cast the actor that played him was genius.
lulululululularrryyy dddddaaaavvvviddddd!
"A monster so vile..." "Newman!"
websurfin2010 Count this as 10 upvotes! 😆
There's not enough ham in the world for this man's lunacy
Squeeals
I love how he goes through all that trouble and the consequence is a small fine lmao. That's how much he hates him
"there'll be a small fine..."
"ok."
"The mail is bad!!!"
"Then shouldn't YOU be wearing the bucket?"
marshmallowbudgie "What took you so long."
When?
OmegaVideoGameGod Nice little ref about David Berkowitz.
"The proof I needed to haul you out of your cushy lair, and expose you to the light of justice, as the monster that you are, A MONSTER SO VILE-" "NEWMAN!" *squeaks 😂 😂 😂 hahahahaha
ragglefraggle24 There’ll, uh, be a small fine.
That squeak ranks up there with the squeal he makes when the shaving creme can opens in Jurassic Park.
Newman's a goddamn poet
@@marcw6875 We got Datson here!...nobody cares.
Look at Jerry and George's face right after, you can tell they both want to laugh so badly.
Define rarely.... frequently :)))))
That was hilarious. XD
My favorite line lmao
Vlad Cirus : really
And that's why we should buy parcel insurances.
Love it!!!!
My sisters and I quote "can I have a sip?" "no" all the time (complete with twirling the drink.)
One of my all-time fave Seinfeld moments.
You have a sad life.
@@marleypumpkin4917 To quote George: "Like I don't know that I'm pathetic."
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@@TimeandMonotony you forgot the snort in the beginning of that sentence.
@@marleypumpkin4917 "The great, sad, tragic clown, like you!"
So Uncle Leo signs for a package of Jerry's and he actually signs it Uncle Leo?. That is FANTASTIC!!! XD
+Antonio González as fantastic as Newman doesnt have a full name,it's just Newman
Uncle is his first name.
Jerry?!!! Hello!!
Huh... dang I though it was Mister E. Newman (Mystery)
funny but I always thought it could be signed "Leo Seinfeld" and Newman just says Uncle Leo because that's what Jerry calls him
I love how Kramer gets how serious mail fraud is and bails out on Jerry.
Its even funnier when you realize Kramer was the one who suggested to break the stereo and commit mail fraud, in the first place.
@@JM-wb8rq yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
serious? Jerry looks quite comfortable
@@JM-wb8rqyup, that's the joke.
That "No" at 1:18 is probably the best acting from Jerry in the whole series. It fits sooo well!!
and then you hear the frustrated Newman pound the table.LOL
Essentially Jerry is a selfish asshole who enjoys tormenting this petty bureaucrat.
Doom slayer did it better.
@@Niagaranobs"No"
“Mail Fraud? You’re in a lot of trouble buddy”
Pats his back and leaves him.
Classic.
I love how hes directly under the interrogation light while interrogating Jerry 😂
Newman's squeal at 2:59 gets me every time.
Me too 🤣🤣
Newman's squeals is god teir
@@moonswan7587 it's up there with his raptor scream in Jurassic Park!
the clicker to reveal the photo is the subtle humor that makes this show the best
"Can I have a sip?"
"...no :)"
NOT GONNA PLAY BALL, HUH?
I find Jerry to be an adequate actor
@@Shifty1940 He got better as the show went on
At that moment he has the soda in his hand, then immediately after he doesn't.
3 Best Seinfeld Characters
1. George
2. Kramer
3. Newman
James Thomison Jackie Chiles and Soup Nazi.
Kramer is number one by far
I always think of George as Seinfeld
1. Kramer 2. Newman 3. Two-face girlfriend in festivus
@@katerinapatiniotis5598 call dr. Bison , set up an appointment, tell him it's for me 😂
"Actually I'm quite comfortable" lol classic Jerry delivery
George's "OH MY GOD" is one of the funniest damn things ever. XD
Totally man, he was more shocked then Jerry "Oh my God"
Yeah, of the three "oh my gods" George's was by far the best. haha
So happy someone commented about that when I first saw it that alone killed me dead😂
"Define rarely"
"Frequently"
Perfect example of comedic timing in the edit. The "Can I have a sip" line Seinfeld's soda is on the table (not in his hand as per the close up in the shot before). Either some stuff was cut out to make the joke more poignant or it was something completely unscripted and by slamming to two shots together a new joke was formed.
Mug rootbeer.
(Look closer at the can)
If it's sloppy editing I find that funny as well.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love at the end when Jerry is like "The timeless art of seduction" and the guy holding the sign is like "Ahh, yes indeed" lmao
Not so fast, pretty boy
"I have a few questions of my own." XD
Lagoon Company Productions lol
The timeless art of seduction.
I love the ending. With the mail fraud case put behind them Jerry, Newman and the quiet guy take a moment to admire the timeless art of seduction.
I love how Newman is clicking the button like there ain't a dude right there changing the slides. He was clearly looking into the future
You can see George holding back laughter when Newman talks lol
I love Newman's little shiver of delight when he thinks he's got Jerry over a barrel...
_"it's called 'mail fraud'...ooooh, how I've longed for this moment..."_
Newman's deadpan assistant is hilarious!
His "NEWMAN!" interruption is gold!
The way he says "no" is just so priceless
Working for the post office makes this scene even more hilarious
True. I work for them too (it’s in one of the sorting facilities).
"As the MONSTER that you are........A MONSTER so vile......"
I love how in order to torture Jerry with the light, Newman puts himself under it instead. Really metagaming.
Define rarely
Frequently.
Love it when Jerry says "I have a few questions of my own" ^_^
I really think newman actor shoud get more credit for playing, he was absolutely stunning
The gods were shining upon everyone and everything associated with this masterpiece of a show. Nothing will ever begin to compare to the genius that is on display during this series.
inutero10 Always Sunny did even better
Larry David almost ruined it. He was kicked out of some "Seinfeld" meetings a few times because he was so disruptive.
Iasip and curb are good.
Well said, I agree wholeheartedly.
It was quite trash at the start of the series, NBC execs cracked down n Jerry and especially Larry David and made them write better plots, not the gods. The the show got better after Larry left I dare say
The other postal worker just staring blankly and then falling asleep and only getting animated when Newman carries on lol
"Can I have a sip?"
"No."
Josh Waldorf know why that part isn’t played on tv anymore?
@@jdrammer5664Why?
Josh Waldorf I was asking you, I have no clue 😂
George's reaction to the photo of the black guy always makes me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
Love that NO that Jerry gives Newman after he asked for his soda. OMG absolutely PRICELESS!!!! XDXDXD
I moved into a new house and the person who lived in the room before me remembered to pack all but ONE of his posters, and that was the George picture.
Disturbing on so many levels and in so many ways.
Yeah I don't think that was forgetfulness haha.
Yea but it wasnt a save the tiger poster he got from any participating Orlando area exxon gas station!
Timeless art of seductive home decorating.
1:16
"Can I have a sip" - Newman
"No" - Jerry
This scene gets me EVERY time!! Partially cuz it reminds me of how a friend of mine would react. Lol😂😂🤣🤣
Newman is an extremely underrated character.
Not really. Just about everybody knows Newman and he's recognized as one of the greatest side characters in sitcom history.
He's properly rated.
@@jeffo9396 exactly
He is prolific charactor actor.
Everyone in the whole World know him from Jurassic Park.
Maybe by small plants and weather bureaus.
everyone that knows Seinfeld , knows Newman is awesome, and played a non-small part in its success.
Define rarely - "frequently" :D
the way Jerry says "no" always gets me!
Love Newman. One of the greatest characters ever to grace the small screen
Love how calm, cool, and collected Jerry is while Newman is sweating bullets.
That maniacal laugh at 2:03 slays me every time
"The timeless art of seduction....." Gets me every time.
The interrogation scene reminds me of the one in Basic Instinct, where Wayne Knight also was.
Thats prolly the joke behind it
Wayne was also funny in 3rd Rock
bbob70 I caught that too
Please that movie is dog shit. And they probably were mocking it.
@@robjackson5245 No shit idiot 🤫🤫🤫
7 dislikers
3 in suspicion of mail fraud
3 involved in some ill-conceived mail order pornography ring
and 1 is also found in the same disturbing packet
the timeless art of seduction
I have a few questions of my own to these dislikers
@@instrumentalist28 They are the producers, writers, and actors who starred in shows opposite "Seinfeld" on other networks during the show's run
One of them is Uncle Leo
@JB The exact number is irrelevant. The point is that it is irrational to dislike this great clip
Newman’s acting was superb!
Shortly after this, Newman decided enough was enough with the Postal Service and he found work as a computer technician at Jurassic Park. Haven't been able to find much info on him after things went bad at the park.
Well did you know that Newman changed his name and then took work at the post office? Before that, he was called Numa and worked on the JFK assassination conspiracy theory.
@@suprcrzy Actually Newman still appeared, but he was played by Vincent D'Onofrio 😅😅
Basic Instinct is where this scene comes from.
And then Newman met Sharon Stone and went on to rescue beavers.
@@Randy-ry9ss well that went downhill fast…😅
Newman's mailman friend's nod at Jerry's line: "The timeless art of seduction." is gold, Jerry. Gold. As if there's an artist in all of us.
No, it's very good. Icing on the cake. Perfect. I wonder if it was reflex or brilliant direction from someone.
Newman and Frank costanza always give me the best laughs
Jerry to George: "I have a few questions of my own" Perfectly delivered🤣
Of course the babe from the camera store walks in to see the gayness....
Newman. I actually met Wayne Knight in person. At a strip club. I said "Hello Newman" and he replied with Hello Jerry...I laughed, he smiled. Then we went our separate ways.
Chris Kouyoumjan strip club. Lol
What a g
the timeless art of seduction...
Poor guy probably gets that almost as much as Wil Wheaton and Mila Kunis get told to shut up. lol
Chris Kayman, lucky you
The silent guy slightly nodding kills me Everytime. My favorite scene of the show
This show was so expertly crafted!
2:40 to 3:00 is in my opinion Newman's finest moment on the entire show. So freaking funny
it's one of my top five in this entire series. He overplays it so well to the point that he squeaks at the end
.The car reservation, bookman the library cop are 2 other great ones.
As Newman, Wayne Knight provides a flawless comic performance and for me it is the peak of the show. I'm re watching the whole series in Netflix in order to not loose any of Newman's moment.
loose = not firmly or tightly fixed in place
lose = the opposite of win
I love how Newman presses the “clicker” and the Post Master changes the images. 😂😂😂.
1:18 That barely audible "no" absolutely kills me every time 😂
This was the first episode of seinfeld I watched. I laughed my ass off when Newman was repeating Jerry's name over and over. All the characters, outside of the main 4, were great, including newman
Newman - "Can I have a sip?"
Jerry - "No."
“Define rarely?” “Frequently.”
I love Seinfeld. Best show ever. The writing was genius.
Love the implication that when Uncle Leo signs his name he writes “Uncle Leo”
Lol the way jerry said no
“I put my trust in the wrong person!”
He said the key word was “tasteful”! 😂😂😂😂
Love how Jason Alexander almost loses it 😂3:02
"I put my trust in the wrong person" That's still no excuse for a photo like that lol.
"He said the key word was tasteful ."
So it was all Kramer`s fault
@@stagna1959He also did the mail fraud and got Jerry in trouble
My personal favorite part is when Newman is on the street muttering Jerry. He's become so obsessed with trying to get Jerry and that giggle after seeing the picture is just perfect 2:03 😆
The look when you got dirt on your enemy 😈
I second this comment. I find that part of him on the street hilarious. Need a gif for it
I like how the signature was signed uncle leo and not his actual name. haha
The fact that Newman put in the effort to obtain, digitize, and blow up to print those photos 😂
Wayne Knight doing a parody of himself in Basic Instinct.
Newman went from mail man to postal inspector! LMAO
He signed with "Uncle Leo", hahaha
No, Uncle Leo actually signed for it after Jerry refused.
flapjaques he meant Uncle Leo actually wrote “Uncle Leo” instead of his name Leo something.
@@flapjaques Learn to read
@@fuckthechinesevirus9462 I don't know, I'm not wearing my watch.
This is my favorite Newman scene, that and EVERY TIME he is on screen. Newman is the best tertiary character EVER!
“Dodson! We’ve got Dodson here!!!”
“ not so fast, pretty boy” lol 🤣 😂
I love how uncle leo signed the paper as "uncle leo"
THE TIMELESS ART OF SEDUCTION!
"Actually I'm quite comfortable."
In year 2500 this will still be the funniest thing to watch.
I love how, a minute after Newman's mental eruption, Jerry, Newman and the third guy together calmly contemplate the photo of George.
That picture of George is on the wall of the girls bathroom at a local bar and it's one of the most amazing things I've ever seen 😂
Not so fast, Pretty boy LMFAO ... great dialogue delivery.
The 'actually, I'm quite comfortable' gets me every time....lol
Newman:I mean parcels 📦 are rarely damaged during shipping
Jerry:define rarely
Newman:(sweating) frequently
😂😂😂😂😂
I love this show XD
"...can I have a sip?"
"no :)"
Newman gets the “good cop, bad cop” routine backwards single-handedly. 👌