Kramer Plays Risk With Newman | The Label Maker | Seinfeld
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- "I don't wanna be Switzerland!"
From Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 12 'The Label Maker': A pair of Super Bowl tickets circulates among Jerry and his friends.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Kramer Plays Risk With Newman | The Label Maker | Seinfeld
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The Ukraine part has aged well.
This must putin favorite episode
Technically, Ukraine is weak and corrupt
I was just about to say that
Why what's happening in Ukraine?
You've been living under a rock?
A game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.
Top five Jerry line of all time
Oh the irony
Lol Great line
One of the most iconic lines ever
Sounds like Putin going against Ukraine
The way Kramer kicks the paper off the table 😂😂
I was just thinking this. I love how he does it 🤣🤣
My favourite moment in the whole show 😂
I try to do that everytime I've hands full of grocery bags and stuff on kitchen table 😉
@@alap75 How long until you get the cast off? 😛
Yep this was the best part. That kick is special.
I love that Jerry and Newman's contempt for each other is never explained. They were always just mortal enemies.
It's obvious, it's his neighbor
Actually, Jerry has explained it during interviews...he says that it was just simply funny to hate Newman.
Newman's a dick. What's not to hate?
He doesn't actually hate him he lets Newman play the game with Kramer and the house and many other occasions doesn't kicik him out of his house he just doesn't particularly like him not that their enemies
Or maybe its because every time newman doesnt get what he wants he either cheats or threatens jerry LOL
"Jerry, I'm a little insulted."
"You're not a little anything, Newman." 🤣🤣
😅😅😅
Little inteligent would be
I like how Newman just dropped the ruse after that, just like 'alright you got me'
Kramer running with the board with Newman following him always gets me!
Whatley: “So, I guess I’ll see you at the game.”
Jerry: “Yeah, see you there.”
Newman can move for a big guy
@@JD.Knight Yeah, I noticed that too. He looked seriously fast.
I don't why, it's really not that funny, at all even.
“I don’t wanna be Switzerland!” = “I don’t wanna be a pirate!”
The childish tone in his voice. 😅😅
He used the same tone of voice 😂
"I don't wanna be a cowboy!"
Yeah, Jerry's delivery is a deliberate reference to that
“You’re not a little anything Newman.”
That one line is hilariouss
I have to say a world ran by Kramer wouldn’t last very long, but what a ride it would be.
Not for me.
This is akin to “it’s better to be weird than normal because normal is boring”
Kramer is a fun time but for me that should be taken in small doses. I like consistency, reliability, and stability; Kramer ain’t none of that.
@@steverogers7601jfc the comment is talking about the world in the context of comedy, get off your high horse...
@@redacted2275 fragile ego over here.
Yeah lol
@@steverogers7601 you calling anything fragile is hilarious given your first comment. W/e lets all take it down a notch.
The way Newman runs behind Kramer has got to be one of the best moments on Seinfeld😂
He's really moving.
@@sclogse1 fr, that fat man could run
3:56
He can really move for a portly fellow! 😄
I'm legitimately shocked at how fast he is lol
Newman sprinting down the street like a gazelle!
LOL! 😅😂😂
For a man his size he can run pretty fast
like A GAZELLE JERRY A GAZELLE!!!
😂🤣😂
Newman slithering thru the crack in the doorway while Jerry tries to hold it shut 😆
😂😂
Newman is surprisingly agile.
Newman runs so gracefully
Kramer's dexterity with handling game pieces on a moving board is incredible.
I love how Newman and Kramer are so buddy-buddy. cracks me up. I would have loved a Kramer Newman spin-off
I don't think you would have been able to handle the racism
With Bob Sacamano and Kramer's Russian guys
@@AwesomewithazAGREED 💯💯💯💯
A spin-off between Kramer - Newman would not have been entertaining...🤔 A spin-off with Newman would be watchable, at least he had a job. The "Kramer" character was too "over the top!!!!!
@@Awesomewithaz oh boy, some people is so sensitive 😂
That Newman run gets me every time
3:59 holy crap Newman can run faster than one would think
A mailman has to be quick to get away from dogs.
He can climb trees, too. He learned how in the Pacific Northwest
Pretty agile for a big boy!! 😂😂😂
That Ukraine bit is one of my all time favorites from the show.
Agree
How contemporary that sounds now...
It’s the way the board goes flying in two pieces. That little detail sends me every time, I’m not sure how they managed that.
And it aged like fine wine (or milk, depending or your pov)
"I support current thing"
This episode has aged eerily well.
"But I don't wanna be a pirate!", "But I don't wanna be a cowboy!", "But I don't wanna be Switzerland!" Ahhh that Jerry. Loll
I always laugh watching Kramer and Newman run down the street with the board and Jerry and Tim are watching this insanity like it's a normal occurrence in New York!
It is.
Next to Walter White I guess buying drugs from.
4:01 Newman is so light on his toes lmao
Newman doesn't need risk. He's already an evil mastermind
I like how Kramer dramatically kicks the newspaper off the table
This is a good format for youtube, just focusing on one plot point of an episode and just showing that story arc. Love it!
Newman can really run!
He’s so light on his toes!
Julia Louis-Dreyfus remembered being very impressed when she first saw him do that.
He’s also merry
One of my absolute favorite episodes
Wayne Knight is so frigging brilliant. Shame he never had a bigger career.
SO underrated. Best performance of Space Jam, easy. Best supporting character of Rat Race, easy. Best at comedic/dramatic histrionics, EASY.
This one time, about 40 years ago, Jeff and Mike and I were playing Risk. Late game. A million pieces on the board, and Mike hit the edge of the board where it stuck out over the table half an inch. Pieces everywhere. Game over. We still have not let him forget it.
This clip has suddenly taken on new relevance.
I’m always amazed at how fast Newman is when chasing the tow truck !!!
Gotta wonder how long it took Wayne Knight to recover after that take.
His running and cackling is the best.
I just hope Tim Whatley’s electric bills don’t get lost in the mail, or it could be “lights out” for him.
Best line of them all
Someone commented on another channel long ago: "That's pretty much how every game of RISK ends." Always loved that one. 😀
These days you could just take a picture of the board for reference.
Legend has it that, Kramer and Newman are still playing the same game to this day.
No, that Ukraine guy smashed it
The way Kramer said "the Ukraine is weak, The Ukraine is feeble" 😂
That's an inflammatory remark nowadays.
Well they proved us wrong
@@deathbykonami5487 the Ukraine was actually a powerhouse in the 90s, they inherited top of the line nuclear and non nuclear weapons from the USSR, until they decided to give up their nuclear arsenal in the mid 90s.
@@stevestann595 biggest mistake ever
They predicted Putin's invasion. It was a sitting duck. 🦆
"A road apple... " 😂
We played all night Risk games when we were kids. It's true... once ypu started a game no one wanted to walk away until it was over.
Awesome board game! 👍🏽
Spot on! me and my mates used to have games of risk after work that lasted for weeks! Good Times!!
axis and allies was lit , too!
I play Risk alone, How bad is that? I moved put of state so my friends I used to play with are 9 hours away. Uuugghh
Yeah I miss those early times playing too. I can't play nowadays cuz my friends have a rule they won't break. Take me out right away or i win.
That game takes forever! Even more than Monopoly!
0:48 That Big Daddy gets me. 😂
It always cracks me up that they took that game, with all those tiny pieces, on a crowded subway lol😂😂😂😂
Least weird thing to happen on a NYC subway
@@ncapone87 you ain't kidding😏
The ending where the guy defended Ukraine aged very well. They are holding back a country much larger and stronger then it from total invasion
It's the USA that is pushing Russia back - let's remember the importance of telling the truth.
Only because it’s basically a vessel for the west
What a sprint by Newman!
The way Michael Richards moves the newspapers away from the table... If I try to do that I'll be in wheelchair for the rest of my life
I don't wanna be Switzerland
Just like the "I don't wanna be a pirate" and "I don't wanna be a cowboy".
What’s wrong with being switzerland ?
"Yeah, well, we're playing a game here, pal"
"Youre like Switzerland!" 😂
"I don't wanna be Switzerland!"
Pushing the newspapers off the table with a kick/ slide and with his delivery was pure gold!
Even though the game gets ruined Kramer definitely won that.
Newman.... "im a little insulted"
Jerry....."Your not a little anything Newman "
My favourite line😂
* You're 🤌
Epic
@@redacted2275youer"
And sneaks through almost closed door😂😂
Chunky Newman runs fast and gazelle-like.
Anyone notice that Bryan Cranston was casually standing with Jerry near the end?
You're goddamn right!
He played Tim Whatley, the dentist who had the Super Bowl tickets they were talking about. He's in a few Seinfeld episodes.
@@AnEnemySpy456He converted to Judaism for the jokes!
Most underrated line: “Thanks for having me over guys…”
It's amazing how much comedy they can get out of a door :)
The ending lands big time.
Holy cow that's the fastest I've ever seen Newman run 😂
Newman is pretty fast for a Fat-Man.
Cosmo sure was right. It's the little people who suffer .
Hello...Newman!😂
Most times RISK does end up being punched or knocked off the table 😂
Just noticed something: when Newman is in Jerry's apartment, while Kramer's car is being towed, he is wearing grey pants. But when Newman is flying down the street, like Secretariat on the backstretch, he's wearing navy pants.
"Hello.........Newman 🥶". 😅😅😅
1:32 The way Seinfeld wants to keep Newman out! 😅😅😅
You're not a little anything Newman. Absolutely crazy!!
Newman was always deceptively fast and agile for his size
Boy, Newman really hits his stride chasing after Kramer in the street. His momentum seems to carry him wide too.
The Ukraine haha this aged like a fine wine.
3:44 Kramer making sure Newman does not tamper the game.
Kramer and Newman have such an odd friendship that I love to watch
“I’m looking right at you big daddy” 😂
Lol he smashes the damn board 😂
3:38 how does one even produce such a sound LOL 🤣
I love watching Newman run.
Some of the world's greatest supervillains: Lex Luthor, Joker, Loki, Hans Gruber, Jaws, and Newman.
The Ukraine part aged like fiiiiiiine wine. SMASH THE BOARD!
Ukraine is done for. Bye bye 😂
@@FlyingPaladin I wonder what that old man would've thought about his leather dressing twerking leader.
@@MaximusRacelliusUm...proud of him? Even if he loses, he's done a remarkable job standing up to that _other_ stupid old white man who refuses to let the Cold War go?
“But I don’t wanna be Switzerland!”
😂🤣😂🤣
I love this scene!
0:26 How early were they playing? Or how late does the mail get delivered?
“You’re not a little anything, Newman.” 😂😂😂
For a big guy Newman can run pretty fast.
That guy from Ukraine on the NYC subway has proven to be quite the prophet
2:12 Jerry hold his laugh!😂 Amanzing!😅
Crime: Newman BREAKS INTO THE APARTMENT of Jerry, and tries to cheat in a board game with Kramer.
Punishment: Newman is welcome back to continue the board game in Jerry's apartment, but loses THE CONGO to Kramer.
Your not a lil anything Newman.. 😂😂😂😂
I want those blinds, they roll up so smoothly.
This episode was great
I'm surprised Putin didn't learn from the last clip.
I love how the Ukrainian guy peeks over when Newman mentions his country haha
4:47
seinfeld foreshadowing the ukraine war 😂
One of the best episodes.
I guess we are finally finding out that guy on the subway/bus knew what he was talking about.
5 months later…
I wasn’t expecting to hear about Ukrainian military action on a decades old Seinfeld clip.
The Ukrainian's rant has aged surprisingly well.
If you like risk. Try axis&allies. Great game
Considering the war in Ukraine, this video is WOW!
I love this episode.
Ukrain felt that last part 😂
“I don’t WANNNA be Switzerland.”
Fish eye…..sees all!!! 😂
Wow, the ending of that is quite timely!!!
Newman is so delightfully evil, he's almost a roll model for myself
You can’t over die,
You can’t over dry 😂