He doesn't actually hate him he lets Newman play the game with Kramer and the house and many other occasions doesn't kicik him out of his house he just doesn't particularly like him not that their enemies
Not for me. This is akin to “it’s better to be weird than normal because normal is boring” Kramer is a fun time but for me that should be taken in small doses. I like consistency, reliability, and stability; Kramer ain’t none of that.
A spin-off between Kramer - Newman would not have been entertaining...🤔 A spin-off with Newman would be watchable, at least he had a job. The "Kramer" character was too "over the top!!!!!
I always laugh watching Kramer and Newman run down the street with the board and Jerry and Tim are watching this insanity like it's a normal occurrence in New York!
This one time, about 40 years ago, Jeff and Mike and I were playing Risk. Late game. A million pieces on the board, and Mike hit the edge of the board where it stuck out over the table half an inch. Pieces everywhere. Game over. We still have not let him forget it.
@@deathbykonami5487 the Ukraine was actually a powerhouse in the 90s, they inherited top of the line nuclear and non nuclear weapons from the USSR, until they decided to give up their nuclear arsenal in the mid 90s.
"A road apple... " 😂 We played all night Risk games when we were kids. It's true... once ypu started a game no one wanted to walk away until it was over. Awesome board game! 👍🏽
I love Newman episodes! I love this show so much! The Risk episode is so good I always love to get a little peak into the more (seemingly) mundane aspects of the lives of the characters, like Newman and Kramer playing a board game together before Newman goes to work. Damn I love this show!
@@MaximusRacelliusUm...proud of him? Even if he loses, he's done a remarkable job standing up to that _other_ stupid old white man who refuses to let the Cold War go?
Just noticed something: when Newman is in Jerry's apartment, while Kramer's car is being towed, he is wearing grey pants. But when Newman is flying down the street, like Secretariat on the backstretch, he's wearing navy pants.
I can confirm that this is how Risk games go. They take long hours, days, sometimes weeks. Until someone kicks the board and everything is lost... Forever... Like rain... In the wind...
Crime: Newman BREAKS INTO THE APARTMENT of Jerry, and tries to cheat in a board game with Kramer. Punishment: Newman is welcome back to continue the board game in Jerry's apartment, but loses THE CONGO to Kramer.
@@christopherb501 I guess there is so much hidden variable in geopolitics that it's extremely difficult for almost anyone to make much sense of it. Risk... not so much.
I love that Jerry and Newman's contempt for each other is never explained. They were always just mortal enemies.
It's obvious, it's his neighbor
Actually, Jerry has explained it during interviews...he says that it was just simply funny to hate Newman.
Newman's a dick. What's not to hate?
He doesn't actually hate him he lets Newman play the game with Kramer and the house and many other occasions doesn't kicik him out of his house he just doesn't particularly like him not that their enemies
Or maybe its because every time newman doesnt get what he wants he either cheats or threatens jerry LOL
The way Kramer kicks the paper off the table 😂😂
I was just thinking this. I love how he does it 🤣🤣
My favourite moment in the whole show 😂
I try to do that everytime I've hands full of grocery bags and stuff on kitchen table 😉
@@alap75 How long until you get the cast off? 😛
Yep this was the best part. That kick is special.
"Jerry, I'm a little insulted."
"You're not a little anything, Newman." 🤣🤣
😅😅😅
Little inteligent would be
I like how Newman just dropped the ruse after that, just like 'alright you got me'
Still my favourite line in the whole show.
Kramer running with the board with Newman following him always gets me!
Whatley: “So, I guess I’ll see you at the game.”
Jerry: “Yeah, see you there.”
Newman can move for a big guy
@@JD.Knight Yeah, I noticed that too. He looked seriously fast.
I don't why, it's really not that funny, at all even.
@@JD.Knight The Tune Squad should've given him more playing time in "Space Jam."
I have to say a world ran by Kramer wouldn’t last very long, but what a ride it would be.
Not for me.
This is akin to “it’s better to be weird than normal because normal is boring”
Kramer is a fun time but for me that should be taken in small doses. I like consistency, reliability, and stability; Kramer ain’t none of that.
@@steverogers7601jfc the comment is talking about the world in the context of comedy, get off your high horse...
@@redacted2275 fragile ego over here.
Yeah lol
@@steverogers7601 you calling anything fragile is hilarious given your first comment. W/e lets all take it down a notch.
“I don’t wanna be Switzerland!” = “I don’t wanna be a pirate!”
The childish tone in his voice. 😅😅
He used the same tone of voice 😂
"I don't wanna be a cowboy!"
Yeah, Jerry's delivery is a deliberate reference to that
I don't want any sweet action!
A game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.
Top five Jerry line of all time
Oh the irony
Lol Great line
One of the most iconic lines ever
Sounds like Putin going against Ukraine
The way Newman runs behind Kramer has got to be one of the best moments on Seinfeld😂
He's really moving.
@@sclogse1 fr, that fat man could run
3:56
He can really move for a portly fellow! 😄
I'm legitimately shocked at how fast he is lol
“You’re not a little anything Newman.”
That one line is hilariouss
Newman slithering thru the crack in the doorway while Jerry tries to hold it shut 😆
😂😂
Kramer's dexterity with handling game pieces on a moving board is incredible.
That Ukraine bit is one of my all time favorites from the show.
Agree
How contemporary that sounds now...
It’s the way the board goes flying in two pieces. That little detail sends me every time, I’m not sure how they managed that.
And it aged like fine wine (or milk, depending or your pov)
"I support current thing"
The Ukraine part has aged well.
This must putin favorite episode
Technically, Ukraine is weak and corrupt
I was just about to say that
Why what's happening in Ukraine?
You've been living under a rock?
I love how Newman and Kramer are so buddy-buddy. cracks me up. I would have loved a Kramer Newman spin-off
I don't think you would have been able to handle the racism
With Bob Sacamano and Kramer's Russian guys
@@AwesomewithazAGREED 💯💯💯💯
A spin-off between Kramer - Newman would not have been entertaining...🤔 A spin-off with Newman would be watchable, at least he had a job. The "Kramer" character was too "over the top!!!!!
@@Awesomewithaz oh boy, some people is so sensitive 😂
Newman is surprisingly agile.
Dude was moving down that street. He was booking! Plus he climbs like a ring tailed lemur.
you should see him climb
Newman runs so gracefully
Almost gliding!
This is a good format for youtube, just focusing on one plot point of an episode and just showing that story arc. Love it!
That Newman run gets me every time
"But I don't wanna be a pirate!", "But I don't wanna be a cowboy!", "But I don't wanna be Switzerland!" Ahhh that Jerry. Loll
3:59 holy crap Newman can run faster than one would think
A mailman has to be quick to get away from dogs.
He can climb trees, too. He learned how in the Pacific Northwest
Pretty agile for a big boy!! 😂😂😂
The Tune Squad should've given him more playing time in "Space Jam."
Yes! The whole cast couldn't believe how agile Wayne Knight was!
I always laugh watching Kramer and Newman run down the street with the board and Jerry and Tim are watching this insanity like it's a normal occurrence in New York!
It is.
Next to Walter White I guess buying drugs from.
This one time, about 40 years ago, Jeff and Mike and I were playing Risk. Late game. A million pieces on the board, and Mike hit the edge of the board where it stuck out over the table half an inch. Pieces everywhere. Game over. We still have not let him forget it.
4:01 Newman is so light on his toes lmao
Someone commented on another channel long ago: "That's pretty much how every game of RISK ends." Always loved that one. 😀
The way Kramer said "the Ukraine is weak, The Ukraine is feeble" 😂
That's an inflammatory remark nowadays.
Well they proved us wrong
@@deathbykonami5487 the Ukraine was actually a powerhouse in the 90s, they inherited top of the line nuclear and non nuclear weapons from the USSR, until they decided to give up their nuclear arsenal in the mid 90s.
@@stevestann595 biggest mistake ever
They predicted Putin's invasion. It was a sitting duck. 🦆
"A road apple... " 😂
We played all night Risk games when we were kids. It's true... once ypu started a game no one wanted to walk away until it was over.
Awesome board game! 👍🏽
Spot on! me and my mates used to have games of risk after work that lasted for weeks! Good Times!!
axis and allies was lit , too!
I play Risk alone, How bad is that? I moved put of state so my friends I used to play with are 9 hours away. Uuugghh
Yeah I miss those early times playing too. I can't play nowadays cuz my friends have a rule they won't break. Take me out right away or i win.
That game takes forever! Even more than Monopoly!
Wayne Knight is so frigging brilliant. Shame he never had a bigger career.
SO underrated. Best performance of Space Jam, easy. Best supporting character of Rat Race, easy. Best at comedic/dramatic histrionics, EASY.
Best disgruntled employee of a theme park easy.
I’m always amazed at how fast Newman is when chasing the tow truck !!!
Gotta wonder how long it took Wayne Knight to recover after that take.
His running and cackling is the best.
The ending where the guy defended Ukraine aged very well. They are holding back a country much larger and stronger then it from total invasion
It's the USA that is pushing Russia back - let's remember the importance of telling the truth.
Only because it’s basically a vessel for the west
Newman doesn't need risk. He's already an evil mastermind
For that he's surprisingly bad at risk.
The way Michael Richards moves the newspapers away from the table... If I try to do that I'll be in wheelchair for the rest of my life
I just hope Tim Whatley’s electric bills don’t get lost in the mail, or it could be “lights out” for him.
Best line of them all
It always cracks me up that they took that game, with all those tiny pieces, on a crowded subway lol😂😂😂😂
Least weird thing to happen on a NYC subway
@@ncapone87 you ain't kidding😏
It's amazing how much comedy they can get out of a door :)
Newman can really run!
He’s so light on his toes!
Julia Louis-Dreyfus remembered being very impressed when she first saw him do that.
He’s also merry
These days you could just take a picture of the board for reference.
4:40 "Ukraine is a Game to you??!!!" - never underestimate Ukraine.
What a sprint by Newman!
0:48 That Big Daddy gets me. 😂
I love Newman episodes! I love this show so much! The Risk episode is so good I always love to get a little peak into the more (seemingly) mundane aspects of the lives of the characters, like Newman and Kramer playing a board game together before Newman goes to work. Damn I love this show!
One of my absolute favorite episodes
Pushing the newspapers off the table with a kick/ slide and with his delivery was pure gold!
Prophetic words from Kramer on the Ukraine.
Newman.... "im a little insulted"
Jerry....."Your not a little anything Newman "
My favourite line😂
* You're 🤌
Epic
@@redacted2275youer"
And sneaks through almost closed door😂😂
The Ukraine part aged like fiiiiiiine wine. SMASH THE BOARD!
Ukraine is done for. Bye bye 😂
@@flyingpaladin617 I wonder what that old man would've thought about his leather dressing twerking leader.
@@MaximusRacelliusUm...proud of him? Even if he loses, he's done a remarkable job standing up to that _other_ stupid old white man who refuses to let the Cold War go?
This clip has suddenly taken on new relevance.
Just noticed something: when Newman is in Jerry's apartment, while Kramer's car is being towed, he is wearing grey pants. But when Newman is flying down the street, like Secretariat on the backstretch, he's wearing navy pants.
You're not a little anything Newman. Absolutely crazy!!
Most underrated line: “Thanks for having me over guys…”
This episode has aged eerily well.
Even the Soulja boy part 😂😂
The way Newman shuffles when he is caught XD
Holy cow that's the fastest I've ever seen Newman run 😂
Newman is pretty fast for a Fat-Man.
The ending lands big time.
I'm surprised Putin didn't learn from the last clip.
0:26 How early were they playing? Or how late does the mail get delivered?
Kramer and Newman , the dynamic duo!
Anyone notice that Bryan Cranston was casually standing with Jerry near the end?
You're goddamn right!
He played Tim Whatley, the dentist who had the Super Bowl tickets they were talking about. He's in a few Seinfeld episodes.
@@AnEnemySpy456He converted to Judaism for the jokes!
That guy from Ukraine on the NYC subway has proven to be quite the prophet
I just realised in the first scene Kramer is wearing one of Frank’s cabana shirts! From the episode where George sells Franks clothes.
I love how the Ukrainian guy peeks over when Newman mentions his country haha
"Yeah, well, we're playing a game here, pal"
I love this scene!
This episode was great
1995 : "Ukraine is game to you?".
2024, Biden and Zelensky : "A profitable game indeed."
Boy, Newman really hits his stride chasing after Kramer in the street. His momentum seems to carry him wide too.
I love the part where Newman chases Kramer in the street. It's amazing he can run like that.
Even though the game gets ruined Kramer definitely won that.
I don't wanna be Switzerland
Just like the "I don't wanna be a pirate" and "I don't wanna be a cowboy".
What’s wrong with being switzerland ?
“But I don’t wanna be Switzerland!”
😂🤣😂🤣
2:12 Jerry hold his laugh!😂 Amanzing!😅
Cosmo sure was right. It's the little people who suffer .
Kramer and Newman have such an odd friendship that I love to watch
Legend has it that, Kramer and Newman are still playing the same game to this day.
No, that Ukraine guy smashed it
A rare happy ending. Glad Newman avoided certain defeat.
4:29 Well, this aged like wine.
I love all the people that comment on the Seinfeld clips, we are so united in our love for this show.
3:44 Kramer making sure Newman does not tamper the game.
I can confirm that this is how Risk games go. They take long hours, days, sometimes weeks. Until someone kicks the board and everything is lost... Forever... Like rain... In the wind...
You know, a quarter century later and this episode has a whole new relevance
Newman sprinting down the street like a gazelle!
I was so heavily into this game in my younger years, such incredible fun with a solid group to play with.
Crime: Newman BREAKS INTO THE APARTMENT of Jerry, and tries to cheat in a board game with Kramer.
Punishment: Newman is welcome back to continue the board game in Jerry's apartment, but loses THE CONGO to Kramer.
Considering the war in Ukraine, this video is WOW!
4:00 I just dig watching Newman high-stepping it down the street 😆🤣😆
Yes! RISK is a game where you can learn more about world conquest, politics, treaties, peace agreements, and friends better than anywhere else.
Try playing Diplomacy. Most enjoyable way to lose all your friends and become enbittered and cynical about humanity.
@@IZn0g0uDatAllAnd yet both are still more sensible than ACTUAL geopolitics.
@@christopherb501 I guess there is so much hidden variable in geopolitics that it's extremely difficult for almost anyone to make much sense of it. Risk... not so much.
I wasn’t expecting to hear about Ukrainian military action on a decades old Seinfeld clip.
Wow, the ending of that is quite timely!!!
I love watching Newman run.
Kramer told us about Ukraine many years ago @4:30
The Ukrainian's rant has aged surprisingly well.
i remember seeing this years ago and being amazed that Ukraine was mocked by Kramer and seeing the war now like 😳
what war?
Kramer was right
Everybody wants the bread basket
@@flisko123exactly
You get “amazed” easily
Hello...Newman!😂
One of the best episodes.
Wow they really predicted the future on that one about the Ukraine
Yes, don't mess with Ukraine!
Your not a lil anything Newman.. 😂😂😂😂
“Kramer why do you have to - Hello Newman.” 😂
Ukraine part was so hilarious and related to our times!😂😂
Newman was always deceptively fast and agile for his size
I guess we are finally finding out that guy on the subway/bus knew what he was talking about.
5 months later…
This is me and my little brother playing Monopoly at age 13 and 8. Neither of us could go to the bathroom.