Jackie Chiles perfect attorney
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- All the scenes with Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld."Chiles is a parody of famed attorney Johnnie Cochran; both are bespectacled, mustachioed, well-dressed, African American lawyers with the same initials and penchants for grandiose vocabulary" (from wiki).
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Jackie’s performance was astonishing, considerable, substantial, ouuuuuutstanding.
He wound up becoming famous, iconic, renowned
I LOVE hearing him say ‘balm’ a dozen times😆
"God Bless Jackie Chiles & God Rest His Soul in Peace!"
I wanted to meet Dr. Bison and Susie 🤣
@@brizzle3903 what if Susie is Elaine moonlighting as a legal assistant?
30 years later and you still cant take your own drink to the movies! it's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
@@loganhelle594 its a clear violation of your rights as a consumer!
They do offer 2 free cups of coffee at the movie theatre. Which for a 10PM showing, and you've got work the next day, is weird. Who drinks coffee at a movie theatre anyways?
You can't go to the movies at all!. Its a travesty, calamity, profanity
And if your date invites you up for coffee after 11, it's not for coffee.
It's definitely preposterous
Kramer's stupidity vs Jackie's lawyer expertise is the sitcom equivalent to an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.
Perfect way of framing it :))
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Would have have been a great spin off imo. Kramer'n'Chiles. One scopes out potential cases and the other does his best to defend it. Total missed opportunity.
😆😄
Awesome phrase
Phil Morris's performance as Jackie Chiles was astounding, outrageous, resplendent and amazing.
Such a coincidence if only
In name he’s going after the tobacco industry. 😂
Yeah, that's right.
Also grandiloquent.
I thought his name was really Jackie Chiles
This comment is outrageous, agredious, and preposterous.
This guy was hilarious. The chemistry between him and Kramer was gold. Gold Jerry, Gold!
“Ok Bania”
Maya o
Luv this duo😀.
Strange thing knowing Michael was such a racist 🤷♂️
BEST character
I was a trial attorney for 41 years. This man is priceless.
Know what I'm saying dawg
He’s the man
Me too
How would you surmise his closing argument about there being no such thing as a guilty bystander and by standers by definition are innocent. I thought with a few tweaks that would make a great closing argument minus the comedy written in.
think i got a case against Big tech, They wont take my data, Jackie have my rights be violated?
I wish Jackie Chiles had his own sitcom.
Far i have read there was a plan to make a sort of spin-off with him has the star. But nothing came of it and NBC executives have claimed that a pilot or else was never discussed with them.
A spinoff
Well, we have Better call Saul, so win some lose some
Netflix and Chiles
Let him be played by keegan Micheal Key!
'"Your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak. 😂😂😂
"Cramer,"Look Away, I'm Hidious!"
Rugged? The man's a goblin.
"Disgusting".....
😂😂😂 who could love me?…😂😂😂
@@spaceman5734 🤣. Hilarious.
Jackie Chiles has restored my faith in the judicial system.
hahahahaha just one of my many public humiiillliations...
"Jackie's going to cash in on your wretched disfigurement"
Classic line.
The man's a goblin
@@IamGenoBlack lmao
AND THEY *made* THE TOP!!! YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE TOP, *DID YOU??!* LMFAOOOOO
"Nothing left but a shrunken head!"🤣
This video missed one of the Best Classic Lines from this episode....." Your Face, is my Case"
The secondary characters make the show. Jackie's one of them.
+Grow me something mister! That would have been awesome!
+Serbian Space Marines One secondary character made such an impact without ever appearing on the screen. Who is it?
+Ryder Washington I'll say George Steinbrenner.
Daniel Dougan Technically he was on screen, they just didn't show his face. I'll give you another shot, there's an even bigger character that never appeared on screen.
+Ryder Washington Superman?
Probably the only guest actor who could steal the scene from Michael Richard’s. So good.
Why do you bring up such senseless nonsense. Its not a friggin competition
@@tomreed-oe7hi bro, you good? Quite bent out all out of shape over a 3 month old innocuous comment. Take a deep breath. I’ll walk you thru this.
No, the Spanish guys were even better.
The other is The Mohel
@@ghostdogzx-1474don’t bother, he’s unbalanced.
"the mans a goblin" LOL that is the best Jackie line ever
And he's only been exposed to smoke for four days.
By the time this gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.
- "Tobacco company turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible' twisted' freak!!' And ending in- "Jackie is cashing in on your wretched disfigurement." LMAO!!😂
Haha lmao this thread!!!!!😝😝😝
😂😂😂 who could love me😂😂😂
“The most public yet of my many humiliations”
I just crack up at that line.
hahaha no matter how many times Kramer embarrasses him they always have one more case.........hahaha
@@tavoiaiono7885 "His "Kramer's" Face Was His Case in The Tobacco Lawsuit Case, So You Never Know!" "GOD BLESS HIM!" "REST IN PEACE JACKIE CHILES!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's the best line in the entire series.
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.
+leafyutube That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
Jack Swift
Flaunting society's conventions.
It was *flouting society's conventions
Haha love it
That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable.
“Suzie, call Dr Bison.” He handles everything. 😂
Tell him it’s for me
Dr. Bison, Jackie's crooked MD😂
“A bra is supposed to fit right up next to the skin! Like a glove!”
These re-runs never get old 😂
NEVER!!”
@@frankeinstein1 Jackie Chiles is my hero!
Kramer really messed up with this one
@Peter L Right! And Jackie Chiles was supposed to be Johnnie Cochran 😂. Seinfeld was the best!
I've been practicing law for 25 years.. you're listening to a Caddy... 😂😂😂
13 minutes of screen time. 13 minutes. But damn what a character!
Well they left some scenes out like in the finale when he said to Elaine “you always lookin good.”
@@Shockwave99999 ur 1 fine sexy lady
He’s in the finale too
Jackie Chiles Attorney at Law would have made a great spinoff!
+3dartistguy For at least One Season but after that; him being the centerpiece would get stale.
Maybe having Krammer or George work for him could stretch it to two seasons?
I can't name a Guest Character, on any show close to what he did, for that many episodes?
I've always thought "The Adventures of J. Peterman" would make a fun spinoff.
At one point there were plans for a spinoff, but unfortunately those talks didn't get too far.
i think that it would since Johnnie Cochan was such a controversial figure.
3dartistguy, 👍🏼👍🏼😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Phil Morris does an INCREDIBLE job playing Jackie Chiles. I really wish he was in more episodes.
It's all the more memorable this way.
And he gets Terri "real and spectecular" Hatcher in the end!
"I've been practicing law for 25 years ... YOU LISTENIN' TO A CADDY!!?!?!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"A bras gotta fit up against a persons skin...LIKE A GLOVE!!"
Yeah a irony of the Glove try on
This is the most public yet of my many humiliations. hahahaha
My favorite line by this character
How much do you make if you don't mind me asking?
"You ain't gotta help anybody!, that's what this country's all about!"- the great Jackie Chile's. 😂 🔥 🔥 🔥.
Lol
He's not even wrong. America is notorious around the world for its lack of social welfare compared to other developed nations, calling even the slightest bit of public service, "communism".
I'll definitely hire Jackie Chiles as my attorney and I'll never screw it up like Kramer
Daniel, you seem to be prone to "I will take it" syndrome, lol.
Just make sure you don't put the balm on !
@@DinaraTengriYou put the balm on? who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on? why did you put the balm on!? Have you ever seen a balm? Did you read the instructions? No one can tell what a balm is gonna do they are unpredictable!
the guy was epitome of perfect attorney you want behind you in court.
that's exactly what Kramer would have said
"It's OUTRAGEOUS,EGREGIOUS,PREPOSTEROUS!" .. the way he puts so much emotion emphasizing those words makes this scene 100× funnier 😂
Lying and laughing.. innocent bystanders.. restful resplendent and magnificent..
It's definitely preposterous.🤣
Many things are, though. Why i say it.
@@mid-eighties I don't even think Kramer knows what that word means.
The funny thing is that Jackie would win every case were Kramer not an idiot.
Truth
That's his backstory, he won everything except his cases with Kramer xD
@@karldahlberg6785 👍🏽
So true
lots of things would not happen if Kramer was not an idiot.
"He's a goblin. by the time this goes to trial he'll be no more than a shrunken head." Amazing writing.
that line and his delivery.....just friggin' hilarious.
All thanks to Larry David
Who could love me? hahahaha
Tavoi Aiono haha and Kramer’s look when the attorney said she thought he had a rugged masculinity
Love that line
This dude went in there and slammed it like he was part of the regular cast. He made it look so easy, but it can’t have been. The show and principal cast were already riding high and running a very well-oiled hit machine. I marvel at guest actors like this. They can inhabit and own any stage they’re placed on. Be it for two minutes’ screen time, or throughout an arc of episodes.
Guest stars like Jackie and Sue Ellen in the same episode, or Jackie and Teri Hatcher.....awesome casting choices.....and two women from Desperate Housewives.
I completely agree! The casting directors on Seinfeld had an amazing ability to hire phenomenal actors that could perfectly capture any character. David Puddy, the Soup Nazi, Russell Dalrymple, Mickey Abbott- all fantastic characters, but Jackie Chiles remains my all-time fav ; )
That's a deep observation you present.
@@malloryg4251 "THE CASTING OF ALL OF THESE ACTORS, COMEDIANS, & CHARACTERS WAS SIMPLY GENIUS, SPECTACULAR, YET IT WAS ALL BASED ABOUT NOTHING , IMAGINE THAT!"
@@malloryg4251 😠😍😘😚😙
"You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on! Why'd you put the balm on?" My favorite Jackie's part... Lmao
"Oh, so a meistro tells you to put the balm on, and you do it?"
Jackie Chiles was one of the best characters on the show. He was always funny. Johnny Cochran from another dimension.
Johnny Cochran + Legal Lee from Saints' Row.
Man this guy is the BEST minor character in the entire show.
J. Peterman character was good, too.
Soup Nazi?
The best Mark, the best.
@@joeheid2776 Soup Nazi didn't reoccur though
@@nickdidomizio7328 I sorta thought that after I commented. I'm changing to Puddy.
This guy is facetious,humorous, hilarious.😂😂😂
He is hilarious 😂
….and churlish
The rapid blinking whenever he gets agitated is the icing on the cake
Yes! You you can tell his wheels were spinning. 🤣🤣
"A bra has got to fit right up against a person's skin, like a GLOVE!" The best (and most courageous) social commentary in a sitcom in the 90's. People today don't know, but jaws hit the floor across the nation when Jackie said that line, and it wasn't years after the trial, this show aired 3 months after the OJ verdict was delivered, when it was still fresh and raw in everyone's minds.
What are you talking about??... People still know about that trial still to this day...
Pants don't fit from 6 months ago.
Innocence of all charges.
Thank you, O.J.
Charged with ripping pants
with a knife.
My cuts in hand only mean
I cut myself, and not anyone
else.
Thanks for the context!
Pretty sure Norm Macdonald was doing his best on SNL at the time. Ended up costing him his job
@@AttilatheThrilla Yes people still know about the trial. But unless you were there living thru it, you cannot understand how deep this really cut into society and people on a personal level. Across the board, American liberals & conservatives were both palpably shocked when the verdict was delivered. I was in a restaurant watching it live and the entire restaurant just audibly gasped when it was delivered (Except for, sadly, most black people).
"good samaritan law. you dont have to help anybody thats what this country is about" best quote ever
This is the most public of my many humiliations. Hahahahaha
😂😂😂
Damn straight.
Hahaha, contrary to Europe, where you're being punished if you don't offer assistance to a person that's in danger... :))
That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable
Who told you to read these comments? I didn’t tell you to read these comments!
The Maestro did!
The Who?!
@@OldCouches Gold baby!
@@nomaanalwi9495 so a maestro tells u to read and you just read hugh.
These comments are outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
Jackie's fast talking, his delivery, everything about him is perfect, the guy was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Where the hell did you get that balm anyway?"
"The Maestro"
"DA WHO?!"
LOL!!
I almost spit my drink out when I read this
@Nicole Renee Nah, homegirl. He said Da who? Fo shizzle. Ya dig? Catch you on the flip-flop.
🔥
Do you know what a balm is? Have you ever seen a balm? Noone can tell what a balm can do.
I came to learn adjectives.
Outrageous.
You're so Articulate
That's egregious
Preposterous
Scrumptious, delicious, outstanding!
"Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement" lmao
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"She was flouting..." - "It's lewd, salacious, outrageous."
"Puddy...Don't wait for me!"
"Alright"
"Rugged? ...... The man's a goblin!"
Ezra Po LOL
+Ezra Po I thought he was nothin' more than a shrunken head!
suchfunstuff lol yeah, By the time they go to trial!
This is my favorite underrated line.
I dare anyone to wave down a bus one day and say "THERES a BALM on the bus"and hold it out
Phil Morris was absolutely brilliant in this role.
used to be cigarettes called Phillip Morris' Chesterfields.
@@vikkinicholson2300 Marlboros too?
The chemistry between Kramer and Chiles is spot on!!
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Tremendous performance as Jackie Chiles, this actor is great. So funny.
The whole "guilty bystander" bit was so brilliant, and beautifully performed.
Brought a smile to my face, and a tear to my eye. Bravo, 'Jackie'
That lawyer was so frickin' funny!!!
Sexy too!!
The comedic chemistry between Jackie and Kramer is incredible
It's funny how Seinfeld was always knocked for not having black characters, yet introduced us to one of the greatest black characters in a sitcom! Jackie Chiles.
*****
Same situation, I'm black, I love Seinfeld, and can sometimes identify with just how crazy life in Manhattan can be. No longer live there, but watching Seinfeld takes me back to some of the nuttier days of my life in NYC.
Am I what?
So...you've never seen a light skinned black man before? OK, well consider yourself introduced to your first.
iflyTony All one of 'em.
iflyTony Practically the only black character, I like the show regardless, but Jackie is really the only significant black guy on it.
"You don't have to help anybody that's what this country is all about"
😂😂😂😂
Haaaaaaaaaa
The Jackie Chiles actor is Phil Morris, the son of Greg Morris, of Mission Impossible fame. Great satire of Johnny Cochran type attorney.
That's Greg Morris's son? Wow!
Wonderful life story, isn't it? Great satire of the treacherous Cochran. I'll give Johnnie credit though, at the barbershop he recognized Phil Morris and took it good-naturedly.
Exactly! A satire of Johnny Cochran.
And he played the son of his dad's character in the Mission Impossible sequel they made in the 80s. A serious role so unlike this one!
Thank you ! I loved Greg Morris in MIP .
Jackie Chiles, Mickey, Frank Costanza, David Puddy. All unbelievable supporting characters
That's right!
Stan the caddy
Don't forget Newman.
Mr. Peterman
Library Cop.
I fucking love Jackie Chiles. Probably my favorite recurring character. Thank you, Phil Morris for such a memorable character.
baronvg
One word. Puddy
"Your face... Is my case". Best secondary character from Seinfeld.
Like taking candy from a baby
Newman will always be the best secondary character but Jackie was a close second 😁
@4:50"It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding" lmbo
Not only was Jackie super funny, his suits were always outstanding!!
Jackie Chiles should co-star with Saul Goodman.
Hahaha oh yeah that's would be cool
GREAT IDEA!!!
lol !!
Wow that's the exact thought that came to my mind while watching this.
Abner Anaya Negative. He needs his own show.
It's amazing to think this character only appeared for a total of less than 13 minutes for the entire show, but is one of the most memorable.
soup nazi
it's more than 13 minutes, they cut alot of scenes out, specifically the initial sit down tobacco meeting in his office
No one can tell what a balm's gonna do
they're unpredictable
Love him.
Funniest line in the scene ! Those damn unpredictable balms :D
Funnier if you replace balm with bomb😂
@Arjit Jere, That's the joke, dumbass.
I almost wish they would’ve done a spin off TV show about Jackie Chiles. Would have been fantastic! Stupendous, outrageous!
"TH-cam joined Google Plus?
Who told TH-cam to join Google Plus?
I didn't tell TH-cam to join Google Plus!
Why'd TH-cam join Google Plus?"
The maestro!
Mike Alcott "The WHO?!?!"
Bahahahahahahahahahaha!
how when where?
Zach Haywood Do you know what Google Plus is!? You ever seen Google Plus!? Didn't you read the instructions!? No one can tell what Google Plus is gonna do! It's unpredictable!
"we're prepared to offer you ALL the free coffee you want throughout any of our stores in north america AND europe...PLUS..."
"I'LL TAKE IT!"
"Your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak." Gets me every time.
Who could love me 😢
Lmao 😆
Look at him! He’s a goblin!
The man's a goblin!
Jackie deserves a series for himself.
"I am shocked and chagrined. Mortified and stupefied!"
who told you to put the cheese on, ....did I tell you to put the cheese on....?
" You know what a balm does "
You people with the cheese. It never ends.
I didn't tell you to have a pow wow
"By the time this case goes to trial he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head". Jackie Chiles.
Jackie Chiles is the greatest TV Lawyer of all time, without a doubt 😂
@Dawn King Phil Morris
Yeah that Larry Mason was nothing..😂
@dawnking7717 Phil Morris
Ben Matlock
Well, close but I'd give the nod to Arnie Becker.
Jackie Chiles, the greatest and funniest ambulance chaser in the history of television.
Kramer has got to be Jackie Chiles worst client.
lol...he screwed Jackie many times...what a great set of characters....and great writers.
stormking989 and the smoking billboard was the most public yet of his many humiliations
I’ve always believed that Jackie is very successful aside from when he represents Kreamer
"You got me nothing but misfortune and humiliation..."
but what about OJ
Phillip morris was simply brilliant as jackie chiles!,the man should've received a emmy nomination for outstanding performance by an guest star in an comedy series.
Philip Morris was absolutely brilliant in this role. He nailed each episode of this.
I remember watching him on The Young And the Restless... Great Actor RIP ..
@@Martin-pt5on He's still alive lol.
Such a great character. I just love his range of vocabulary and the way he pronounces each words, clipped and precise :D
"Where did you get the balm, anyway?"
"The Maestro"
"The WHO?!"
that shit is hilarious...
Who told you to put the balm on? Did I tell you to put the balm on? Do you know what balm does??
Oh, so a Maestro tells you to put the balm on, and you do it?
Who else. Maybe Bob Sacanano
I didn't know the balm was gonna work.
Do you know what a balm is?😆
Being an attorney with a similar name, I have people referencing this to me all the time.
"I am shocked and chagrined! Mortified and stupefied!"
. .
😂
That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
Remember it's a show
@Rage Theatre2020 i find it capricious and arbitrary...
@Rage Theatre2020 You better believe it! Jackie is cashing in on your wretched disfigurement!
Oooooo weeeee. What’s up with that?!
@@1112viggo Your fly's open.
He had so many great lines and the dialogue was so clever and unique, fitting the character perfectly! "Jackie is cashing in on your wretched disfigurement" has to be my favourite! .
Phil Morris is AMAZING. Always sharp, on point, and hilarious! HIs facial expressions were priceless and brillaint!
"He's a horrible, twisted freak."
"They're real and they're Spectacular..."
The legend says Dr. Bison is still waiting for Kramer.
I don't think kids today will appreciate just how funny this is.
They dont? Why that's egregious, outrageous unacceptable!
Still lmao
Jackie Chiles is real . . .and he is spectacular!!!
Look like sammy Davies junior after some plastic surgery
"The most public yet of my many humiliations" HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Miss William, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen, into a horrible, twisted freak"
Who could love me?
I disagree, in fact I feel Mr. Kramer projects a...rugged masculinity
@v b By the time this case goes to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head
@@TheStrikeofGod Rugged? The man’s a goblin
Lol
Every character complements the show so well and fits to the whole plot.. like a glove!!
By the way, they're real, and they're SPECTACULAR
Defiler, bobies win either which way, they rule.
Man that white dress with the cleavage was just outrageous.
Defiler, the fictional character "Sidra" had spectacular breasts. The actress who played her, Teri Hatcher, never did. You can see them yourself on the net.
These clips are outrageous, hilarious and incredible 😂😂😂
I've been practicing law for 25 years, your listing to a caddy!
Tajh Glenn you're listening GN
Outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
This is the most public yet of my many humiliations!
😂😂😂
I always thought he should have won an Emmy for this! Phil Morris
The whole "If the bra don't fit" court scene was the best.
"Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak."
One of the best delivers in TV history!
Who is this mysterious doctor bison that handles all of Jackies chicanery
The Ass Man
dr bison didnt like it when uncle leo flashed those crazy angry eyebrows at him
@@carlosbot01 that should be canon
@Dax P that is the most plausible explanation
Hell, who is Susan? She's the one calling Dr Bison 🤣
I love how Kramer realized that him putting the coffee in his pants might be a problem but it didn't even phase the lawyer lol.
“It’s gonna be a problem for them” 😂
His character was so fresh and different , it's a shame he never got a spin off show. It would have been a success for sure.
Better call Jackie
I am “Shocked and Chagrinned” that Jackie wasn’t on more episodes
He was fkng fantastic. You are so right. A special talent this guy had. Like your "Shocked and Chagrinned."
The best damn lawyer ever!!!
The great Phil Morris! Boy does he nail Cochran. "Who told you about the balm? You know about the balm? I didn't tell you about the balm!"
Chiles, not Cochran
I'm pretty sure the "Jackie Chiles" character was a spoof on Johnny Cochran, a famously..well, Chiles-like lawyer of the time.
Johnny Cochran defended OJ Simpson successfully in the Nineties against a charge of murder--hence the "you can't let the defendant take control of the key piece of evidence. Bra's gotta fit....like a GLOVE!!". A very (guiltily) funny reference to O.J's try-on of the glove from the murder scene, about which Johnny Cochran said his famous mantra, "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!". Marvelous and delicious. About Morris' prodigious acting skills, all I can say is, "I am astonished...and...stupified!"