Kramer Vs. The US Postal Service | The Junk Mail | Seinfeld
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- "Now I got no choice but to go down there- and talk to them."
From Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 5, 'The Junk Mail': Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardizes Newman; Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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"Jerry the whole building is brick " 🤣🤣
I hope he didn't take those out of load bearing walls! 😀
😂😂😂😂
@@bossfan49 knowing Kramer and his luck he probably did😂
Love how Kramer always talks a big game but the second someone with an ounce of authority confronts him he folds like a house of cards.
Generals get things done. Don't mess with the Generals
"Postal employee Newman"
*_FUN FACT:_* Abbreviate that & laugh at the results!
1:52 👀
Newman worked a long time for that high rank.
“HEY YOU LIKE SENDING OUT CATALOGS HOW DO YOU LIKE GETTING THEM BACK!”
Love how nobody’s even there to hear him and he just walks away 😂
0:03 yeah Kramer good job 👍 0:19 more catalogs 0:38 his key 🔑 0:50 my mail 1:09 cancel my mail 2:08 Sunday jerry 2:20 Newman what’s up 3:13 handcuff
It's because he dumps them into a small pile OUTSIDE THE STORE on the sidewalk. Who cares about that? At least throw them INSIDE the store, preferably scattered all over the place.
"I'll handle this Violet, why don't you go take your 3 hour break"
I wish government jobs were this easy.
Such a fantastic joke, the more you think about that line the funnier it is.
@steverogers7601 I'm a school security officer. You'd be surprised how many days,I just sit at my desk and don't do one damn thing...for hours and hours!!! 😆 😂 😆
@@superstarreviews9937 shiii enjoy it! Collect that check with minimal stress.
@steverogers7601 they are. Source: I've worked for the government. I probably did 5 hours of work per week.
3 unavoidable things in life.
Death
Taxes
Mail
And diabeetus.
The homeless don't get mail...
Actually taxes are avoidable - live off grid, squat on rural land no one wants, build your own dwelling and live a simpler life without modern amenities, grow your own fruits and veggies. Zero taxes A to Z.
Benjamin Franklin
And Quaker oatmeal 😋
"Why don't you take your 3 hour break"
The way he delivers this line is perfect!
It just says so much. Cause we all have that one co-worker 😂😂
I actually talked to a mailman I know and that's not a joke, they really do take 3 or 4 hour long breaks.
@@jandy4604 Interesting. Ahh, they're probably unionized?
@@PurpleBox89oh yeah, APWU, NALC, NRLCA, and NPMHU. Postal Workers, Letter Carriers (and Rural, respectively) and Mail Handlers.
@@jandy4604 Uhh we get two short 10-15 minute breaks and we can take an unpaid lunch. Depending on where you're located and the time of the year some people don't even take breaks otherwise they'll be out all night. During Christmas I worked at least 6 days a week at least 10 hours a day.
You said a “mailman I know” and YOU’RE A MAILMAN I KNOW!! 👈
I KNOW YOU KNOW BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I KNOW!
a Male man
A riff on 3 Days of the Condor with Redford, Von Sydow, and Robertson..."it will happen this way".
Newman is for once being a really good friend here. He knew very well he could be in big trouble for helping Kramer and he still went for it.
He was just heavily questioned. It was unpleasant and forceful but he wasn't physically injured or anything.
@@redacted2275 ... that we know of.
Finished the sentence for ya.
One of the few times I could feel sympathetic for the character.
“I want out, permanently” The way he delivers that line
he must have saw the other side of darkness again
Wilford Brimley was perfect casting!
He’d make me cry too.
He goes from lovable old time grandpa to terrifying face of authority in a single breath.
Rip!
Someone who convinced us to eat more oatmeal certainly could compel junk mail acceptance! 📬
GREAT ACTOR
"Email, telephones, fax machines, FedEx, Tellex, telegrams, halograms"
😰
“Alright it’s true! Of course nobody NEEDS mail.”
"What you think you're soo clever for figuring that out? But you don't know the half of it, so just walk away Kramer I beg of you!"
Holograms?!!! 😂
Wilfred Brimley could not have been casted better for this cameo
If I go one day without watching Seinfeld, my day is thrown off and its just not the same! This show is medicine to the soul.
I watch on TV then on Netflix. Every day! Yeah, I don't have much of a life 😂
@@joycampi7233😂
"I think we got a stack of mail out there at the desk that belongs to you. Now you want that mail don't you, Mr. Kramer?"
"Sure do!"
"Now that's better."
Lol the Postmaster General ain't playing around.
An added what Kramer said: sure do. but Henry you got to make them stop giving me junk mail plz
I love how Wilford Brimley could be genuinely intimidating if he wanted to be. 😅
To wimps, yes.
he was great in The Firm!
If you don't start getting your mail again you will get diabeetus
He’s great in The Thing.
The diabeetus made him a monster
Jerry, the whole building is brick!
That line gets me every time 😅
WILFORD BRIMLEY IS JUST PERFECT LOL
The WIlford Brimley cameo was *LEGENDARY!!*
It was so awesome. One of the best scenes in the whole series.
"AND YOU'RE A MAILMAN I KNOW!"
"I KNOW YOU KNOW, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I KNOW!!"
“Tell the world my story.”
“We waited outside the post office all day and nobody went in”
“It’s Sunday”
😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine if this was the last episode Newman appeared in. Him being lead in with that bucket on his head. The price he paid for warning his friend.
That honestly would have been hysterical
“Is everything alright here, postal employee Newman?”
Makes me laugh more than any other line in this clip.
3:11 that reaction to getting grabbed 😂😂😂
Kramer is the whistleblower the world needs
Real power move of the postmaster general to let Kramer walk away having seen Newman lol
Wayne Knight was awesome in that mail van scene. For a minute there, Seinfeld was a legit suspense thriller. Wilford Brimley giving off The Firm vibes.
The Thing vibes.
One of the best story arcs in television.
don't mess with kramerica industry 😂😂😂😂
"I'm going to stop this problem at the choke point.
Stop the mail?
Even better."
Who wants to know Kramer's first idea?
Yea I need to know
Shut down paper production
4:27 Kramer's face!
Is everything okay, postal employee Newman? 😂
That part got me 😂
these insane episodes are my favorites
2:05 I like how the postal supervisor is looking at Newman like he's responsibly for Kramers outburst. 😂
2:54 GAME OVER
“Holograms!” 😂😂
TELL THE WORLD MY STORY
Wait... shouldn't *they* have been wearing the bucket? 🤔
Fedex, telex, telegrams, HOLOGRAMS 😂
Almost 30 years later and we still don't have holographic mail 😑
@@bink We may be getting close, we've got holographic ABBA concerts!
Of course! Nobody NEEDS mail!
Kramer is the type of guy who fought for scraps of newspapers at the subway but got annoyed when he got free Newsweek magazines at the mail 😅
Trying to save a quarter
I love when Seinfeld throws in those movie homages - Three Days of the Condor!
You beat me to it!
0:30 I wonder what was the original "choke point" 😂🤔
Facts that’s a million dollar question with Kramer
Cramers delivery is legendary
I love how kramer somehow put bricks in his mailbox but never reveal how he achieved it 😂
Uh, the whole building is brick...?
Jerry’s van! Jerry’s van! Omg! I think he’s saying son of sam! I thought they caught him? I knew it wasn’t Berkowitz!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
So many good lines, in one short clip! I always wished that Wilford Brimley had played this role a bit more sinister, like he was in The Firm, which this obviously took inspiration from.
I thought it was perfect, just the right mix of gravitas and irony.
@@bink Exactly, he wasn't a villain he was the postmaster general and had to cancel a round of golf do ya like golf Mister Kramer?
@@ftroop8462 Y-eeeaah 😐⛳
It was more inspired by his role in Absence of Malice. That was what the writers were going for.
Newman’s speech in the van was from Three Days of the Condor.
At 0:34 makes me wonder what Kramer had in mind when Jerry told him to stop the mail.
I love when Kramer says "talk to them"
4:52 And business is booming
Just love the reference from '
"Three Days of the Condor"
Lol
Kramer has more passion than common sense 😅
One of the best episodes of the series
The post master "Generool"😂
Kramer is the most unhinged character in sitcom TV 🤣
Three Days of the Overweight Condor.
There is one thing that’s still worse than junk mail.
Diabetus
And Quaker instant oatmeal 🥣
Man I’m prediabetic and I’m starting to see it mess with my eyes.
I’m really struggling to cut back on sugar. I just keep in mind that I can remember what a life without any ailments is like
Oh no you didn't!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣
Best line” building is made of bricks”!
“No, you said a mailman I know and you’re a mailman I know!”
“I know you know but you don’t know what I know!”
2:40 from The Day of The Condor.
😂😅😂😅
I know how he feels,damn damn mailman
Postal worker Newman always delivers, it not might be mail tho 😂
Kramer nearly became the John Barnett of the USPS
“It will happen this way” at 2:21 was borrowed from the 1975 political thriller “Three Days Of The Condor”. Great film and also Seinfeld episode.
1:32 AI
So Kramer is anti-mail, and Jerry is an anti-dentite.
Yeah but Tim Whatley converted to Judaism for the jokes.
Telegrams, holograms 😂
It’s the job of the general to by god get things done 😢😢
His job to get things done, which is why he needs to get back to his golf, lol, perfect irony.
RIP Wilford Brimley
R.I.P.
Wilford Bradley
“Is everything alright here, postal employee Newman?” 🤣
That part 😂
3:59 Look at me
great episode. Loved the quote from Three days of the Condor
You said, "A Mailman I know" and YOU'RE A MAILMAN I KNOW!!!
Wilford Brimley 😂🤣😂🤣
“Tell the world my story!”
🤣
Love it “Jerry the building is bricks”
“Tell the world my story” lol
Three Days of the Condor.....and The Firm.....nice references and cameo. 😅
Henry Atkins, the Postmaster General??
Last time I checked
This is hilarious, one of the best sitcoms ever.
making the post office so serious is absolutely brilliant
"That's even better." Wish I knew what Kramers original plan was
"Tell the world my story"-Newman 🤣
0:46-😂😂😂
4:06 hehehehe....Well it's my job
😆…😐
Some parts cut😢. “Shouldn’t you be wearing the bucket?”
They took the lines Newman said driving alongside Kramer from “Three days of the condor” I just realized it 😂
Kramer really said holograms. 😂 All these years later we’re still waiting for hologram deliveries. 1:37
"Oh..that's it...they have gone to far...."😆 😆 😆
"I know you know, but you don't know what I know!" LOL
newman face at 2:04 LOL
This episode and the bizarro Jerry are the greatest.
My response...."Are you threatening me Mr Golfing post master general? " 😆
I always wanted to work at the mail…I guess I was wrong 😂😂😂😂
2:34 Almost word for word stolen from 1975's Three Days of the Condor. Hilarious.
Love it . another one of my favs !!!!!!!
The title for this video is fantastic lol.
Calm down everyone, no one's cancelling any mail
Jerry, the whole building is brick