You guys smashed the views on the last video... and I can't thank you enough. Drop me a comment below & let me know what you'd like me to "review" next. Also, I genuinely have 8 more prints of this piss-take calendar that I can sign & send to anybody who wants one!
Niya - Who needs to chill? If you're talking about me then I'm not wrong, have you seen the idiots comment on every single comment that other people have posted? I'm not the bad guy, he is.
Just discovered you and.....you're bloody hilarious. Now I'm an old geezer of 54 but my kids (12 and 16) have never mentioned your channel to me so I'm hoping I can break the news and earn a few 'cool dad' brownie points. Right up there with that Dawson bloke for laughs imo......but totally different. Good stuff mate :)
"I've never seen a snowflake look like that" "Well, all snowflakes are unique Jamie, so I wouldn't have thought so you mug" Best part. Had me pissing myself.
I'm so glad Zoella made that calendar because I got to discover your channel! I've been stuck in bed with a flair up of my chronic back pain and your videos have kept me going. You have got a viewer for life :) Also I would buy that calendar in an instant. It's 1000% better than any other on the market!
When I was 7 I wrapped a Clementine in wrapping paper and have it to my mom for christmas, I wrapped this Clementine a couple weeks before Christmas and when she got it it was rotten
We are doing a secret santa this year at work so I bought Zoellas Shitty calendar...the look on the poor bastards face when he opens it will be worth the £50 quid alone...
The fucking confetti! Like how does she even begin to justify that!! I mean the cookie cutters we're bad... But what are you supposed to do with the confetti
also i don't know if jack watches good mythical morning, but i'd be interested to hear his views on their recent decision to switch from one long video a day to 3 short videos a day (in my opinion for more ad revenue instead of better content)
I mean that's the advent calendar I want. And only £75? What a bargain - worth that just for the picture! (In all seriousness is there any way of getting one of these? It's hilarious) Loved this video Jack, your videos never fail to make me laugh, genuinely appreciate all the effort you put in!
13 days??? that's far to generous everybody knows there's only two days of Christmas. "Christmas eve" and Christmas day". behind the first door should be an apology for the terrible calendar and the final door should have the receipt behind it so you can return this trash you bought. :)
Are you burning Zoe's candles in the background? And is that her Pom Pom as well? 😂 I guess you may as well get your moneys worth. Really enjoying these vids, please keep them coming
I love that people have taken such a love for your last video!! 800k views and 30k subscribers in a few days, hopefully that keeps up! Very long time deserved!!!
I AM STIGGY been here since the days of the frankie cocozza videos and the start of the “... things everyone hates” videos😂 all his old videos that I love have been privated it’s nice to see he’s getting some recognition!!
You guys smashed the views on the last video... and I can't thank you enough.
Drop me a comment below & let me know what you'd like me to "review" next.
Also, I genuinely have 8 more prints of this piss-take calendar that I can sign & send to anybody who wants one!
JaackMaate u da best
JaackMaate I'll have one 😂😂
Can I have one? It can take the main space on my mums fireplace, give her a shock christmas morning...
Yes please😎😎😎
Great video, jack 😂😂 cant stop laughing
I LOVE THE FACT THAT HE’S BURNING THE ZOELLA ADVENT CALENDAR CANDLES IN THE BACKGROUND HAHAHAHA
Grace Kelly I didn't notice that until you said it 😂😂
Grace Kelly And the puff ball is on the Light Box 😂
Katie O'Donnell OH MY GOD JSJSJSJS
😂👍🏻😍
Yeah, that’s when I realized he’s totally making fun of Z w/ the filming on the bed too....😂
I can still smell the *sniff sniff* festive air.
I saw the title and thought 'he's made his own one hasn't he' lmao
you were correct.
Haha exactly what i thought
Anyone notice the Pom Pom in the background? 😂😂😂
The snowball joke was amazing 😂😂 the whole video is class 👌👌 keep up the good work
Pahah of you look at his JaackMaate sign he has put the sodding Zoella pom pom on it. Pahahah hilarious 😂😂
says Zoella's calendar is bad but still has the candles in the background 😂
God bless these passive aggressive reviews 😂😂😂
I like how he's got zoellas candle lit in the back ground 😂
Dissing zoella's calender
In the background the candles and pompom lol
He actually used Zoellas candles after talking shit about them😂
Can we just take a moment to notice the Zoella advent calendar candles lit in the back.
ONLY £75!!! I'LL TAKE 7!
This calendar then any of them 😂😂😂
literally love this so much 😂
the most hilarious thing about this is that it is still better than the Zoella calendar.
And you can see zoellas candles in the background
Wait what the fuck is this sapnaps girlfriend
Elizabeth the fanfic writer what the hell LOL
RedBloomingRose wait no seriously I
The passive aggressiveness is amazing
Mr Bombastic Very PhanTastic
lol chill
Niya - Who needs to chill? If you're talking about me then I'm not wrong, have you seen the idiots comment on every single comment that other people have posted? I'm not the bad guy, he is.
PhanTastic love your username and profile pic :D
thx! love yours too. PHANDOM UNITE
Can't get over the fact this is still probably better value than Zoellas
exactly lol
exactly lol
exactly lol
exactly lol
Exactly lol
I burst out laughing when you turned round and had all the stickers on your back!
Me too! 😂
Rebecca! Fancy meeting you here! 💕
Beckie Jane Brown I just watched that part😂😂
I don’t care
"Just buy it and fuck off" same.
"It may look like an empty door but it is full of festive air" Absolutely fucking crying. Fantastic video
so... where can i buy one?
Nima The Pits of Hell Gift Shop.
Harry Hill no they haven't.
lol no thanks :)
Nima wouldn't recommend boots heard they make them a tad overpriced x
look at the description
I love how Zoella's advent calendar candles and pom pom charm are in the background. SHADE. :D
That pom Pom!🤣🤣🤣🤣
The amount of sarcasm in this video 😂 I haven't stopped laughing 😂👏🏼
WhoAmI99 I gave you 1K likes :)
Terrible, it doesn’t look like you have even tested the confetti properly. That should’ve taken you at least a year!
I hope this comment was a joke
Angie Goude
Good 😂
HollyPanda88 -New- I hope you are joking 🙄😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
I really appreciate that the candles from the Zoella advent calendar are lit in the background.
Zoe S and the pom pom on the light up thing😂😂
He paid 50 quid for them, of course he's gonna make the most of it lmao
Or at least try to
Zoe S more observant than me
Harry Hill GET OUT IVE SEEN YOU COMMENT THAT 1,OOO TIMES!
Lily Shields why do you use O’s for zeros
day one is actually the tears of all the children who wasted £50 on a calendar
Harry Hill no thanks ✌️
timz The parents tears not the children's!
Jamie: I’ve never seen a snow flake like that
Jack: well all snowflakes are unique Jamie, so I wouldn’t have thought so you mug.
I died 😂😂😂
that was the best line of the video! 😂😂
I read this comment right when he said it 😄
Ya *mug* 😂😂😂
an actual steal! I can’t wait to preorder it!
I love that the pom pom is on your light up sign hahah
I was wondering how long it'd take for somebody to point out that. I salute you.
JaackMaate it was the first thing I noticed! love it hahah
is that also her candles burning? hahaha
Amanda McC I think it is them! hahah
JaackMaate IM CRYING I DIDNT REALISE PAHAHAH
Actually using zoellas candles in the back lol.
“Crammed full with festive air”😭🙄😂
Just discovered you and.....you're bloody hilarious. Now I'm an old geezer of 54 but my kids (12 and 16) have never mentioned your channel to me so I'm hoping I can break the news and earn a few 'cool dad' brownie points. Right up there with that Dawson bloke for laughs imo......but totally different. Good stuff mate :)
errrr.....Shane; not Les :/
54 isn't old! :)
Marcie Pan
I agree! I’m 18 & my best friend/roommate is 54!
Ivy blink twice if you’re being held hostage
Ryan Hickey
Nah bro I’m safe I would’ve been homeless if it wasn’t for him
I'd like to thank Zoella for being a money grabbing trollop, as if she wasn't I wouldn't have found this channel. Fucking hilarious dude 😂
Trollop 😂 love it
@@aak1992 ohhhh that's vintage British insulting right there lol love to see it
I’m bloody pissing myself at this😂
Helena x you should probably see a doctor for that
Your Average Alex ISSSA JOKE SIS
benzo mine was also a joke....sis
benzo you need help
Макс Кондаков lol why
"I've never seen a snowflake look like that"
"Well, all snowflakes are unique Jamie, so I wouldn't have thought so you mug"
Best part. Had me pissing myself.
Making use of them Zoella candles then Jaack haha! xx
Eltoria for 50quid im gonna make sure i eat the fucking candle wax at the end
eltoria please do a review of this calendar 😂😂
Haha 😂 x
Want to make a review out of this one too?
Eltoria fuck off you fake bitch😂😂😂
I mean the t shirt already makes it better than Zoellas
You’re honestly hilarious 😂😂😂
CASPER NEARLEE 😩😂😂😂
He is hilarious
"Day 8 guys is a beautiful snowflake cookie cutter" haha
title is misleading this is the best advent calendar
Karl B. True 😂
Now THIS is what I call value for money. I'll take a hundred of them
Harry Hill STFU U BITCCHHHHH!!!!!!
Caspar nearLee
'Caspar nearLee' absolutely genius laughing my head off! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The best!! 😂
I'm so glad Zoella made that calendar because I got to discover your channel! I've been stuck in bed with a flair up of my chronic back pain and your videos have kept me going. You have got a viewer for life :)
Also I would buy that calendar in an instant. It's 1000% better than any other on the market!
Breaking Freedom saaaaaaame except my pain is in my wrists
Enjoying the Zoella candles in the back? 😂
Harry Hill wot
+Harry Hill
Bull. Shit.
Harry Hill commenting that under every comment just to get views? Quality.
Laura Wright haha he also has the pom pom on his sign!😂
Harry Hill Oh fuck off, I've seen you comment this loads
door 9, feeling fine, gonna exploit my fans at Christmas time 😂😂😩😩😩
lucy charnock I died 😂
new ringtone?
+JaackMaate do it 😂
Still better than Zoella's tbh..
Zoella reduced the price to £25!
Fuck me she's basically giving them out
Pizzamanpez z It was Boots, not her. Which says a lot 😂
it's worth £13 most says pounland
25 quid for confetti? Wow, a bargain!
PostBlueHaze pretending like the other 13 things don't exist🤔 ok
That’s so unfair for the people who bought it full price
Caspar “Near”Lee
😫🤣😂😂
That JackMaate T-Shirt is so detailed, it must have taken you ages to come up with that design! Where can I buy one?
i see you've read his guide to sarcasm book.
Harry Hill it's at 2k dislikes why are you still trying to promote it
Harry Hill you are spamming every comment
You know he’s mocking Zoella when he’s burning her candles and put that black hairy thing on his light box
i am the tired the btec club penguin puffle 😂
When I was 7 I wrapped a Clementine in wrapping paper and have it to my mom for christmas, I wrapped this Clementine a couple weeks before Christmas and when she got it it was rotten
😂😂 Aww bless, at least you tried though!
"caspar near-lee" LMAO so glad i found this channel, youre hilarious dude!
Your ‘cousin’ sounds like Joe Sugg, which makes these videos about Zoella all the more funny 😂
Not worth it because there was no pom pom. rip off 😂
It was in the background on his light up sign!
The guy (is it Jamie?) in the background, sounds EXACTLY like joe sugg.
Lauren C No
When mum says be festive 8:34
The zoella candles in the back 😂👌
Tegan Rose OMG 😂
We are doing a secret santa this year at work so I bought Zoellas Shitty calendar...the look on the poor bastards face when he opens it will be worth the £50 quid alone...
Van Damme's Frosty Mullet hahahahahaahhaha this is EPIC!!! 😂😂😂
😂🤦
chaotic evil
Your calligraphy is actually pretty good (if you're the one who wrote "worth the money")
The ghost writer shade😂😂best part
The setup😂😩 the shade
“Definitely not ghost written”
kay zoellas candles lmfaooo
😂
kay isn’t the setup the same as zoellas
kirsty lisaaa
less than a minute in and pissing laughing
hELLo
👏🏻love👏🏽your👏🏿videos
StoopVital Is it illegal to use different color emojis?
StoopVital When was that law passed?
ironic lmfao
StoopVital
Oh really?
👏🏻👏👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏🏾👏🏽👏🏼👏👏🏻
StoopVital You're fucking stupid😂😂😂
Door nine feelin fine gonna exploit my fans at Christmas time - I need this as my alarm, my ringtone, my EVERYTHING.
The fucking confetti! Like how does she even begin to justify that!! I mean the cookie cutters we're bad... But what are you supposed to do with the confetti
TH-cam Plaque is worth like £100 so £75 is a steal
It’s not real m8
Its a joke ....
taeh yung no shit
Harry Hill stop self advertising or promoting in people's comments.
Harry Hill go away
You deserve all of Zoella’s followers.
Christy C nope he doesn't
@@nalaa9618 why? Because he "sucks"? If that is the reason why, you are a lunatic.
Really glad to see that you're finally getting the recognition you deserve Jack! soon enough you'll be big enough to exploit your subscribers!!
also i don't know if jack watches good mythical morning, but i'd be interested to hear his views on their recent decision to switch from one long video a day to 3 short videos a day (in my opinion for more ad revenue instead of better content)
Still more justified for £50 than zoellas
almost 2 years later and I’ve realised that you repackaged Zoe’s items into your calendar... Okay, Eltoria. 😂😂😂
Who saw the zoella candles😂😂
Izzie G it’s kinda obvious
A person who corrects grammar but did u see the Pom Pom on the light box?!
Millie yeh
A person who corrects grammar
Yeah*
The funny thing is that it's still better than Zoella's 😂😂😂
Ikr 😂😂
Still better than Zoe calender is the new still better than Twilight.
I actually wish that sarcasm book was real
*reads title* this must be clickbait
Love the Zoella candles in the background nice touch ( don't want the £50 to go to waste) 😆
"Caspar NEARLee" FUCK
They're both like Tony Stark and Jarvis but with more snark and sarcasm and less science and metal and death. Love ya ❤️
Fucking YES
No death? Zoella is dying!
I see it 😂😂
possibly ned and peter too? quill and rocket??¿¿
Couldn't stop laughing ahahaha!
Currently sitting my GCSE'S and honestly JaackMaate your videos are keeping me sane, the sarcasm is literally what I live on 😂😂😂
Sophie Tipper same here!!!!😂😂
Jaackmates on fireee, your sub counts are terrifiedddddd
Jaackmaate's always uploading, the kick ass TH-cam beast
From 0 to a million, a cannae think ae words
You and josh are fucking hilarious😂😂😂😂 love it!
His names Jamie
Who's Josh?
Why is everyone fucking liking this. HIS NAME IS JAMIE HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT GOD
OK CAN WE BLOCK THIS GUY WHO'S REPLYING TO EVERY FUCKING COMMENT ABOUT HIS FUCKING CABBAGE SONG
Lucinda Keating oi oi m8 check my song about cookie cutters
Omg YES!!!!😭🤬🙄
Lmao! I’m dying! Fuck the cabbage man
i love how he’s got the fuckin pom pom from zoe’s calendar on his jaack maate sign 🤣
How can anyone’s calendar be worse than Zoella’s
Oh, that’s how
Actually I think this is better
you could get two packets of glitter in your advent calendar
I feel weird I
Eltoria
"I know it looks empty but it's not. It's actually cramped full with festive air"😄
Looks like it’s worth the money
10/10 would buy
"CASPAR NEAR-LEE"😂😂😂
I mean that's the advent calendar I want. And only £75? What a bargain - worth that just for the picture! (In all seriousness is there any way of getting one of these? It's hilarious)
Loved this video Jack, your videos never fail to make me laugh, genuinely appreciate all the effort you put in!
only £75! ill take 2! 😂😂
@@buggy9725 I'd take them all
You put more effort into your calendar then zoellas
Does Jamie have a TH-cam channel we can follow or something because his comic timing is fucking impeccable
+Zack Fry Jamie only exists in all our hearts.
JaackMaate aww would be great to see more of him! He is hilarious 😂
I love that he designs a calendar with stuff he doesn’t want and then the very next year he encounters Eltoria
That ghost writer shade was beautiful 👌🏻
13 days??? that's far to generous everybody knows there's only two days of Christmas. "Christmas eve" and Christmas day". behind the first door should be an apology for the terrible calendar and the final door should have the receipt behind it so you can return this trash you bought. :)
Your videos are actually class mate, glad I discovered you. - Keep up the good work.
Thank ya loads!
Are you burning Zoe's candles in the background? And is that her Pom Pom as well? 😂 I guess you may as well get your moneys worth. Really enjoying these vids, please keep them coming
Sadeka Khanom I WAS GONNA COMMENT ABOUT THE CANDLES 😂
+Izzie Beardsell think almost all of Zoe's products made it into this video 😂 really made sure he got his money's worth
My friend bought the calendar at the new cheaper price and she hates those candles, says they barely smell of anything :/
Did he say touch me brother
9:55
I love that people have taken such a love for your last video!! 800k views and 30k subscribers in a few days, hopefully that keeps up! Very long time deserved!!!
Thank you so much mate!
Holly Brown innit, I've been subbed since 200 thousand and he's now growing so quick! Well happy for him
I AM STIGGY been here since the days of the frankie cocozza videos and the start of the “... things everyone hates” videos😂 all his old videos that I love have been privated it’s nice to see he’s getting some recognition!!
Holly Brown definitely, he's such a underrated youtuber! I live in norwich and haven't met him yet! Hope to soon