ZOELLA'S NEW BOOK | HONEST, BRUTAL REVIEW
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Cheers for all the support, I am just taking the piss as per usual. 15k Thumbs up and ill post the next video!
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I love these videos x
Is her target market old men and under 13s 🤷🏻♀️
How to learn a new language:
1. Decide which language to start learning
2. Begin to study it
황노을 I could release
A book based on this. How to learn a new sport: find new sport and study it.
you have to think about learning the language first
More like
1. Think about language to learn
2. Speak it
As a polyglot, I can confirm this is top quality advice
황노을 you forgot step. 3. Speak it
"signed by the author" shame that you didn't get zoe's signature then
Ok that was fucking brilliant.
hahahahhahahaha
Best reply 😂😂
Top comment
Shiiiitt 😂😂 you're brilliant
is this what happens when she doesn’t use a ghost writer?
itsanotheralex what’s a ghost writer
A puppies life N.C the one who writes the book
@@nefertarycallaghan8810 author that writes the book but whos name wont appear on the book
belu irina oh ok ty
@@nefertarycallaghan8810 np!
Zoella fan's to do list:
1. Breathe oxygen
2. Walk
3. Look at things
4. Give money to Zoella
Zoella's to do list:
1. Earn money
OnlyLonelyHunter don’t forget the kindling in case the lord of the manor bans firewood for the winter
You forgot *think about stuff*
Even then her fans do more than her
👎🏻
Not to mention ‘dress yourself’ and ‘liquid goes in flasks’
Zoellas fans: How do we do what you do Zoella?!
Zoella: Step 1. Think of the thing. Step 2. Do the thing.
Zoellas fans: *Mindblown*
Lmao😂😂
Humans can be so stupid... Its scary.
So if I think of jack then I can DO him??
Oh no! I have a pantry! I must remember to fill it during the spring! Only the spring though, I'll have to starve for the other 3 seasons.
Don't wash your bedding till autumn either... Just let it get nice and fucking mouldy in there
Jamie☃️🎅🏻 Ok this really got me 😂😂😂
🤣
@@Stargirl-xm1uj bahah
you what love
How to sleep:
1- lay down
2-close your eyes
Sara Wild 3. Sleep
Well, I've been having a bit of trouble you see. It's 3 AM at the moment.
I can't seem to get this one right. I need 2 pages on it, at least.
Lily Andrews HEY GUYS ITS JAYSTATION WELCOME TO THE 3AM CHALLENGE WHERE WE TRY AND SLEEP *WARNING* (GONE SEXUAL)
@@soupii Those are the types of videos I would only consider watching at 3AM...
*puts frozen grapes down & starts reevaluating life*
soy you better now fucking do surgery on it
Hahaha! I love it! *all of what Zoella has taught me is a lie*
Wholesome
Same
THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE
Her book is me trying to fill the word count on my essay
Edit: YO you guys don’t understand how validated I feel right now 🤣
A mood
Honestly the best possible description for it.
Me and my Master‘s thesis basically
Same 😂
Angelica Gayle preach
Please sign it and send it back to Zoella 😂😂
Craig Thurston OMG yessss
Yeeeees!!!... please do!!!
oh my god do this please.
@@frankythomas5881 with a note saying " ive read some of ur shit now im sending you some of mine" 😅 😅😅😅😅
Kat whittle lol lee evens :D x
"getting the most out of your walk" hits different now
lmfaoooooo
😭
Oh
She knew from the start 😂
Nikhil Trehan I don’t get it
so it's basically WikiHow as a book
nai SO ACCURATE IM DYING😂😭
At least wikihow was something people wanted
@@sarahg1483 I *wheezed*
Honestly wikihow is more accurate and helpful.
So ture wikihow as a book 😂
She's probably found 80% of her book's content in those "Instagram self-care tips"
Whoa! You're giving her way too much credit there! That's actual work. Her minions would be instructed to do so, she has Elf the movie to watch and pizza to order, thankyouverymuch!!
A AA or worse, Buzzfeed life hacks.
You missed out the best part! She gives us examples of what fruits to use as toppings and continues to list every single fruit you could think of 🤦🏻♀️
Space Giraffes the sarcasm was lost on you... I have never held a copy, have simply seen other people’s reviews
Space Giraffes what nutjob would own one (apart from jack)
I feel like trees should not be cut down for this kind of books. In fact, it is absolutely savage....
It's a wonder people can even cut down trees without 2 step guidance from Zoella.
@@danielmcdermott138bye AHAHH
I honestly feel Zoella belongs as a Housewife in the 1950's and Alfie is what you get when you send a hippy to boarding school
Why is this SO accurate hahahahahahah
They are those people who pretend to be wholesome and nice, but it's just a marketable image. Fake!
The fact that she has the nerve to sell this door-stopper for £20 (ye that was the original price) makes me feel genuinely sick for all the talented novelists and illustrators who have to sell their books for £7-£10.
Aliya Huet 🙌🏽🙌🏽literally you could buy 3 amazing and inspiring books by uncredited novelists for the price of that shit.
@@eleishathomas6411 Exactly! I'm currently working for an author on her childrens book and it's taken a couple years of hard work to get it done (lots of drawings) and we can only try sell it for around £7-£8. Zoe probs took a month working on this shit.
Considering I bought a special edition Harry Potter book for half the price says so much😂
Aliya Huet I hope her book does well and is very successful, she deserves it🙌🏽
In Australia it’s $40....
I can't believe that she actually thought this book is useful. Anyone who has been alive for more than 5 minutes on this earth knows all of this.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 100%
@its.me she's speaking figuratively not literally. I guess basic English is lost on you too 🤷♀️
Go on pinterest and get all this for free lol
It was just a money grab, as always. Someone else will have ghost written that crap, regardless of her footage pretending to write it while not showing the screen. Anyone who watched Zoe's video's know she is the worst hostess! She buys all the food ready made and just warms them in the oven. For her staff's christmas party, she just invited them around, forced them to wear onesies and ordered dominoes pizza to the door. For christmas, he bought everything pre-made, then got Alfie's mother to come and warm it all up!! She's gets the boys to do any bbq's. she's literally shit. She has the best equipment and could create masterpieces, she doesn't do shit. She's isolated herself from her friends as she one by one turned against them. Now she's limited to alfie and his family and mark the creeper super fan. it's hilarious she'd be linked to a book like this!
@@rosieglows snob
Imagine being a tree and dying for THIS ☹️
Haha true 😂
Her tips seem oddly specific like, ' make sure you have wipes at the Halloween party because people touch there faces and have stuff on your hands and then they touch your walls!' Lol. I mean, why not just say wipes in case of face paint mess'. I felt like she was triggering to a flashback with that tip. xD
Right, sounds very accurate 🤣🤣
haha Zoella's murmuring under her breath
*i had to get those walls repainted, the black smudges stayed forever*
Lily Andrews the filthy little peasants still haunt me to this day
@@soupii HOW DAAARRE THEY STICK THEIR GRUBBY FINGERS ON MYYY WALLS
Lily Andrews THE DISGUSTING GRIMY CREATURES GOT THEIR DISEASE RIDDEN HANDS ON MY PRISTINE WHITE WALLS
I need to buy How To Walk by Zoella bc I can't function without her telling me how
Hahahahaha
Hope she makes a sequel that teaches people how to breathe. I’ve still not mastered that life hack 🤔
Left Right Left Right
@@RJ-mn7rn I've been doing it wrong
@@KGProductions_ same tbf I need her help
“Hitlers half way through mass genocide and Zoella rocks up with a party popper and a tray of vol-au-vents!” I cant breathe!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Natalie Brown
It’s the mere mental picture! It’s 1 am and I’m dying 🤣
when is that
Julian Roberts 1:55
I died too 😂😂😂😂😂
oh no you must of forgot to read the book properly if you cant breathe!
I went in WHSmith and the book was on sale for £3
And it was still overpriced lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Millie.fxirs thank u next, zoella xoxo
It's British tradition to come back and rewatch this video and the calendar one every ~6 to 8 months
She really shouldn’t have written this one herself! 🙈
Kay V. D. Now we know why she had to get a ghost writer for the others
the shade omf
I always felt guilty for actually enjoying the books like they weren't great, but they were a nice read. But the guilt lessened when I found out she hadn't read it.
@@zoiejanes3513 true and the girl online series were good so she needs to keep with the ghost writers cause this new book is reason why she can't write for her self 😂
@@SR-ql9he I enjoyed it tbh
Zoella’s Maths Exam To Do List:
1) Write the question out
2) Work our the question
3) pick up your pen
4) Write the answer down
Tip: USE DIFFERENT COLOURRSSSSSSS
You forgot 5) put the pen down
And don't forget to put extra unnecessary words for those marks 😂
Hellur Goodbur wow! I‘ll definitely pass my maths exam no... oh wait I’m 18
put a heart over every
-i
See you guys get it you’re all gonna get an A* keep it up!!
Can you imagine setting an end time for a party?...
*Right its quarter to, everyone pack your shit up you've got 15 minutes left*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Just in case you happened to skip cooking class in year 4” 😂😂
Zoella's sandwich eating to do List:
1) Have the Sandwich in front of you
2) Be hungry
3) Prepare to eat the sandwich
4) Pick up the sandwich
5) Place sandwich in mouth and chew
6) Swallow
Tip: You can save some for later if you are full!
lmao
This comment 😂
Omg thanks for saying swallow! Was about to inhale it then 😂
@@Elfbirdycarlisle what would we do without the book!
@@bambisco7056 I'm surprised she didn't write about how to buy food lol 😂 Or even how to get to the shop in the first place!
So this book is basically aimed towards people who can’t wipe their own arse
MYTHICAL PEACH exactly
😂
People who can't wipe their arses cause their 2 years old or people who can afford for someone to come wipe it for them?!
so you mean the entire zoella's fan base
Anyone else notice that the word “arse” is not a word on iPhones
"its strawberry blonde house to you" 🤣🤣
“Tory x”
NAILED IT hahahahaha
Catfish Billy go outside.
@Catfish Billy not being tory doesn't make you labour
Tories hate muslims and disabled people. At least labours policies aren't actually antisemetic. The tories are actually killing and hurting people with their racist, classist, ableist policies.
@@Brieftrager_Pat I mean you say that but people are dying because of the NHS cuts.
@@Brieftrager_Pat Never said that but policies and funding is stretching some areas so thin that it isn't necessarily negligence from the staff but the NHS as a whole as they simply don't have what they need to help everyone. Also for the record I'm not a fan of Labour either. Think we would have been quite fucked either way just in different areas.
She only changes her bedding once a year then? 😐
Eeeww
That was a good one 😂
Ahaha
I was thinking the same thing 😁
Well, she hasn't opened the windows since spring so.....
She’s got a maid to do it the rest of the year, duuhhh
Wow Zoe, Jack spent £50 on your calendar n now he can’t afford lighting
B _ WAIT WAIT WAIT is that a wallpaper of V???!! SORRY IM JUST OBSESSED WITH BTS IF IT ISNT V IM SO SORRY CARRY ON😂😂😂😂
Nour Amir Yh it’s tae 😂
ARRRMMMYYYY
OMG ARMYYYY. Where did you get your profile pic from?😂😂💜💜
BTSArmy uhhh idk I just found it on Pinterest 😂 sorryyy💜
LMAOOOO
Zoella:
How to eat ice cream:
1) think about the type of brand
2) choose a flavour
3) find a spoon
4) think about how much you want to eat
5) use the spoon to pick up the ice cream (don’t forget to have the lid off 😉)
6) place in mouth and swallow
7) put lid back on Ice cream-
Yh I’m not continuing this
Yo not cool, you gotta tell me how to digest it or I'll get constipated mate
Than How am I supposed to finish
Instructions unclear. I picked up a spoon but can you please tell me wich end to use.
Does that mean, that you just stole it from somewhere?!
Instructions unclear I have swallowed my spoon and cannot get it out
how to sleep:
1. decide what time you want to sleep
2. get ready
3. go to bed
4. close your eyes
Wow I would pay £20 to know that info
@@rachel7196
😂
Too many steps for me to comprehend, could you please cut it down to 3 so I can understand
Thank you I didn’t know how to go to sleep
I’ll keep it in mind, thanks!
How did you not mention the cereal party?!?! Literally a page with lists of different cereal, different types of milk, different toppings...crazy!
Christ on a bike are you serious? WHO IS THIS BOOK FOR?!?
@@ReecePlaysDrums_ no fucking idea that's part of what makes this fun to roast
Yep, I saw it on another roast review, it's actually mad!
Her fans are brain dead and she's makin as much money as she can from them until they grow out of her videos
So confused by the target demographic... the instructions are for children but children aren't exactly going to be hosting garden parties are they. And I'm pretty sure anyone who is of an age to actually host a damn party knows how to make sandwiches and paper chains so I'm not sure who she was aiming this at. Maybe she is so out of touch with reality at this point that she genuinely thinks people need a list of all the possible milks you can put on cereal.
Absolutely
She’s targeting people who are not pathetic and childish, I recommended you don’t buy this book then
I know - surely the people that need instructions on how to make cornflake cakes aren't the same people who are going to be playing never have I ever?!
@@megan8968 Oooh so only grown ups don't know how to make pancakes and chocolate nests. Noted. Maybe it's something you forget after year 4 and need reminding in your later years by Zoella.
Aly Class no it’s just that every hater here has nothing good enough in their lives so they TRY to bring other people down to their level
She forgot to include how to be breathe.
1) decide if you want to breathe through your nose or your mouth.
2) start breathing.
3) if you find yourself breathing through your mouth, return to step one and pursue an alternative option to the one you originally chose.
Am I the only one who thinks “boom boom balloon” sounds like a euphemism for a condom?
Nope!!😂😂🤣🤣
Kellee LOL
Suddenly I learned to walk. I’ve been rolling around like a ball for 21 years, how silly of me.
you think thats mad?! i just learnt how to breathe thanks to her book
AhahAh
@cm. CG it's Swedish, nothing wrong with that name..
@@1saramak Swedish? I thought it was Welsh! Either way, it's a nice name!
@@AymanTravelTransport Swedish and Welsh as far as I know. The name has a different meaning in both countries. I'm guessing the commenter is Swedish based on her last name.
This book has the same energy as twitter self care threads
Tip #1. Stop being depressed
Tip #2. Have a bubble bath 💁♀️💋💫🌹💅🛀
Tip #3 Drink water! 🤠
@@elenap7435 oof just reading that has cleared my skin
The only difference is that you have to pay for this 😂😂😂
Remember you are loved and mutilated trans people are stunning and brave 🏵️
Ivory statue of nala😂😂😂😂😂
😂 love the reviews. Nothing will top the zoella calander review. I still watch it when I need a laugh.
Naz Russell Same, it’s pure genius!
You need to talk about Eltoria. Like shee made a calendar worse than Zoella. Like yeah hers was over priced amd the stuff wasnt great but at least it was all.brand new products. She naver gave swatched used products and then lied about it. She made nearly 10,000 from selling those calendars. People have found evidence that she is lying and breaking UK trading standards laws. And to top it all off Eltoria has a law degree. She will have studied trading laws in her degree yet has still willfully broken them. Its mad.
Well as he mentioned at the start of the video if we keep mentioning this to him on social media eventually we will break him and he will do it that's terrible thing to say but still
YES YES YES HE NEEDS TO TALK ABOUT ELTORIA
She is just a wanabe of Zoella, wanting to copy Zoella every shape and form down to her scandals Sad pathetic person who is meant to be grown. To be honest even though not a fan of Zoella, I feel Zoella needs to watch her back in case she becomes real obsessed
Oh yes he needs to talk about her. How she silences criticism
Fara Marie Justine like how Ariana
Grande told Gabi to “be herself”
I knew I was walking wrong all this time!
Space Giraffes I know right!
Kathi yeah we’ve been foolish!
crap ... why did we not see the right way all along 🤦♂️
After 5 years I'm still watching this. This video has become part of my festive watch list. Never fails to give me a laugh every year 😂😂😂😂
She never cooks. And Alfie doesn't either. How does she publish pinterest recipes in a book she claims as her own?
she does bake
@@emjohn4935 baking and cooking are different things
@@kaylamram lmao i know i just think any baker can become a cook.
@@emjohn4935 not really. i can bake but i can't cook.
"its a good idea to set an end time to your party" ...
"I wish I figured that out before I threw my garden party back in 2015, cause i've actually still got 3 mates out there on the lawn, with a cold hotdog" hahahahahahah
Onya Newsome 😂😂
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
This was the best part for me 😄😄
IKR I DIED
Blimey Onya you look quite hot mate
you know it's nearly christmas when jaackmaate brings out a brutal zoella review
I've watched too many reviews of this book... for some reason... but yours was the funniest!
That sign should read “Welcome to the Conservative Party”
💀
I had a Hello Kitty party planner book that was more helpful
Omg me too!! I loved that book!! Are you on about the book called "life, friendship and everything"??
@@Jess-gl5ys the same one as me?? 😜
Just a random person yeah 😂
@@imogen497 omg that book is so much better than zoella's 😂😂
Aah I had that and it was so better than zoella's ngl
“I’ll sign it and send it to ya..she’ll hate that”😂😂😂😩
Marie !!
You watch Jack too?!! Anyway, I love your videos, they mean a lot to me!
So is her book designed for Tories who have a egg spoon for every day of the week in colour-coordinated order
Catfish Billy you mean other Tories who commit tax fraud?
@Catfish Billy shut the fuck up Tory!! Don't bring back the social classes shit again... just shows Tories can't wipe their Arse and you can't too..
@@justaopinionok8675 Posh people are all lefties anyway. Some kinda rich guilt or something. Never met a lefty who wasn't a posh twat.
@@closeencounter-cultureclos4200 pretty sure jaackmaate is a lefty and he's definitely not a posh twat
what’s a Tori? they sound annoying
I miss these videos 😢😢😢 bring them back man
Y’all didn’t want her to use a ghostwriter. Now she wrote it herself. You asked for this mate.
She said that she had help writing it.
Phyllis Turner she had help writing THAT?
Fuck ME.
And it’s still shit, she has no skill other than YouTubing and even that went downhill Cos she doesn’t know how to switch up her content. Same old shitty channel, the world had moved on from zoella. She needs to realise she’s irrelevant, she only has her fan base now & she’s still eating off them. Sad.
Alfred Freedom Jones she had to pay a ghost writer. No ghost writer = more money! Yay!
She had help writing how to walk.
wtf?
If I had £1 for every time Jack says the word brutal, I could buy many Zoella Advent Calendars
Possibly 2?
Nope, you still wouldn't be able to afford one
no but you could make a zoella advent calendar for a pound though
Don’t say that too loud, Alfie might need that!
before or after the price dropped astronomically?
Zoella: "You know, I believe I could make anything and flocks of mindless fans would buy it no matter what"
Friend: "Hmm ok, I challenge you to make the most useless, pointless, waste of space junk you can imagine and sell it at outrageous prices, I bet no one's stupid enough to seriously buy it"
Zoella: "Challenge accepted"
This makes me feel bad for the genuinely talented aspiring authors who struggle to get publishers.
2 dislikes, Alfie and Zoe had an alarm set.
I like to think that they have a Google alert for it
There's nothing I love more than jaack maate roasting people
"isn't all liquid the same, really?"
well, i wouldn't really compare my blood to orange juice, but sure.
I would pay zoella to react to this
I want a zoella book signed by Jaackmaate 😂
OmgPanda now that I would buy!
“once you’re done looking at things think about stuff” there are ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES IM GONNA PISS MYSELF
I do agree with you throughout most of this vid but.....................FROZEN GRAPES ARE A VIBE!!
Wtf does that even mean?
That she styles herself as a cook/baker when Mary Berry found her cooking literally inedible, just kills me
Ivory statue of Nala🤣 I cant breathe 😩😂🤣
Why’s it so dark. Fell like I’m in a literal shed.
Lottie B he cant pay for lights
the ad revenue isn't good enough to cover his electric bill hahah
Nah he spent all his coin buying Zoella's calendar last year innit
The low lighting is a perfect reflection of Zoellas impact in the Universe
I emigrated from England to Canada a year ago and this British humour is feeding my soul
The irony of this guy is so hilarious and refreshing. I don't give any shit about this famous girl, but I hope she keeps up the "work" so that I can enjoy some quality irony like this
What’s ironic about it
chloe hart he’s just learnt the word irony & wants to make a smart comment
@@JennyH-yr1hj yea exactly
Stick to watching cartoons, kid.
This is the kind of content jack is destined to make.
Jack was born to roast Zoella lmao
Do you think the real author signed it or just zoella?.
Had to read that twice .... lol..... 🤣😂
In her videos, she shows her signing the books
LMAO
ahahaha
@@cole6791 why is everyone laughing at my comment
Soup and toasties in an hour
1: put sandwich in a toasty machine
2: put soup in a pan on the hob
3: wait 5 minutes
4: take toasty out of machine and pour soup in a bowl
5: carry toasty and soup the mile that your dining room is away from your mansion kitchen
Ahh i get why it takes her an hour now my bad
To be fair, frozen grapes are probably my favourite snack.
Still not gonna buy it tho.
But who is the book even targeted at because little kids won’t be throwing house parties but adults who are likely to, won’t be reading this book because it’s all common sense
Actually a really good point.
That’s something Zoe wasn’t smart enough to think of
To be honnest, when I was 7 I loved reading those lifestyle magazines imagining all the parties I would thow when I'm older.
25 years later I have yet to organise a single party, cause I hate them...
But I think this book is for little childreen imagining what adult life is like.
Omfg the Tory signature 😂
Tedbames who's tory
jess emily it’s a political party
@@jessicasiswick1910 oh dear lord
Tedbames that’s offensive to us Conservative supporters. We don’t want to be associated with that rich snob
Jake Low all conservatives are posh twats mate
I’m literally pissing myself laughing. Consider that bell clicked. I need more of you in my life.
I unsubscribed from Alfie and Zoe, but at least I can keep up with them through this channel 😂
wish that zoella would release more products a year just so that we could have more of these 😂😂
volume 2, including helpful tips like:
-restock the fridge
-take a shower
-take off last year's paper garland
-make new paper garland
(*now includes template)
(*if you get the limited edition book)
-don't forget to shit
(constipation is bad for you and you won't be able to properly entertain your gests if you're constantly constipated)
- and many more
I learnt more about life from her advent calender than I did from this book 😂
Uh... as an Australian this book is even less useful than it already is because our seasons are all fucked up. So, according to that book, I’ll be wearing shitty Christmas sweaters and making gingerbread houses in July. Thanks, Zoella.
I was gonna ask for the book but then I realised Bonfire Night has already been and gone for the year
@Hamster HealthcareYou got there first :)
Who is this book for? Her fanbase are too young to live in their own house and anyone older than 15 knows all this stuff already.
Im pretty sure u dont need to be older than 15 to write on a blackboard
anyone older than 2 knows all this stuff already
Any one older than 10 know this 😂
Basic pinterest bitches
As a 15 year old, I'm personally offended
Who’s got time to sit with a hairdryer and a bag of satsumas?
Zoe I thought you said you were talking nala out?!
Can’t hear you I’m drying off me oranges mate
I’m dying 😂😂
to be fair, it wasnt specifically mentioned that you need to dry them with a hairdryer, you can just spread them on a radiator or any warm, dry spot and wait a few days
It's so your house smells like a bag of fucking oranges
The front cover should just say
'Step 1: Open book
Step 2: Read book'
“I mean that’s a bit niche” 🦔
I snorted
I was just about to comment that 😂😂😂😂
lmao ive been waiting for another zoella one tbf
hi what's your insta
@@grainneee @jessffoster
“Set an end time to your party”. What the hell?
If I set my end time to 11pm , would I have to clean my house, close the doors, and go to bed, with everyone still inside?
love watching your videos especially when I'm upset because listening to you i cant help but smile and laugh. so thank you for doing these videos.
A youtuber girl obsessed with quinoa and pumpkin spice...refreshing
AVOCADOOO
Qwhite right
The editing just gets better every video lmao
Sjsjsk why have I got so many likes
I need Jack to make a parody book of all this. “The Versace wallpaper still stinks of working class” killed me and I need more
The drying the oranges bit has me in tears
I'm curious what's her target audience? Cause I doubt her younger fans own a house with a pantry and garden
Ghosts
spoiled 10-12 year olds who get mummy and daddy to pay for everything
LoL.... yep younger fans who aspire (day dream /pretend) to own a house with a pantry and garden....
Probably rich kids. I think she's always been wealthy so has always has things like pantries, and isnt really aware of what is and isn't a rich person thing.
They probably do. Remember those hard plastic yellow walled, red roofed wendy houses with the stable door made by Little Tikes?
DO THE ELTORIA ADVENT CALENDAR
tascha11 YES YES YES
Scamtorias "unwanted PR and unboxings calendar " good idea.
I can't stand that women and her behaviour.
@@princessladytanya I mean Jack absolutely cut Zoella 2017 calendar to shreds so he would make a great guy to review this
YES YES YES YES YEEEES
Definetely needs to be done. We have to spam him with that 😂
Was in stitches!!! Bloody hilarious!!! Such awesome videos JaackMate! Keep them coming!
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