THE WORST BRIDGE EVER MADE | The Forest
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I just wanted to build a bridge in The Forest... is that so wrong? Is that so terrible? APPARENTLY YES!! Also this video is sponsored by Yotta Savings!
The Forest Playlist ► • The Forest (NEW)
WADE ► / lordminion777
BOB ► / muyskerm
EDITED BY ► / nerdfiction
AND ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
Awesome Games Playlist ► • Awesome Games!
Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
Horror Outro ► / haunted
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Types of conflict in this series:
30% Man vs. Nature
20% Man vs. Man
10% Man vs. Self
40% Man vs. Construction Mechanics
Chaotic I LOVE IT
0.0001% Man vs. Sled
Man vs self is 99% because mark constantly sabotages himself
mark is no man mark vs. mark 100%. 200% is always possible with mark
Mark Vs Nature
Mark Vs Wade
Mark Vs Mark
Mark Vs Brdige
I’m really enjoying you guys bringing this game more to the forefront. It has been a lot of fun to play late at night with friends - and I hate the caves. I love that you’re having fun with it. Cheers. 💜
ONE TOPIC??!! Hi!
Oh hey OT, I didn't know you watched these lol
Oh hey, click says hi
I didn’t realise ot watches markiplier!
I love your channel
Mark: "You would have hated it."
Bob: "Nah I think it would have been fine... cuz IT WOULD HAVE EXISTED."
God this series is so perfect.
I was in total agreement with Bob
@Augestx No one can escape from the self promoter
Mark may not have a degree, but he really is an engineer. The "wait, hold on, OHHHHH I got it now, wait no", the "IT'S NOT PERFECT!!", and finally "oh shit I forgot to eat and drink and sleep".
Don't forget the "Its almost morning, we might as well stay awake at this point."
That's just any art form in general.
Source: me at 4 a.m. rewriting a line for the tenth time cause IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT
Yeah that tracks
Absolutely agree! That's just like me in Naval Engineering at uni
I feel like this is both a creative and an ADHD trait
“People who work jobs are idiots.”
Me nodding in agreement while on break at work
literally me right now lol
Stress + passion : good product
Stress + non passion : fk i dont care, whats the product name again?
YEAH WHO WOULD PUT MONEY INTO SOME STRANGE APP FOR A PRIZE??? odd I think it is a scam
@@mont9150 this is great lol
SAME
Character: almost gonna die from hunger and thirst
Mark: *the perfect bridge*
Only engineers will understand
Can’t relate
Opolotrrtt
If you want to build a safe, stable bridge, you've gotta make sure everything is PERFECT. If even 1% is off, it can ruin the bridge.
@@dojacat4846 no
Mark: THIS BRIDGE IS ONE-EIGHTH OF A CENTIMETER OFF!!
*Timmy in a cave somewhere*
"Hello??"
Ah, he's fine
Poor little Timmy...
Timmy is a stew by now
Lmao
He was a ugly child anyway
Why is wade just slowing revealing himself to be a serial killer
I thought the "I like bones, bones are good for me!/ I like bones, give them all to me!" song was a pretty good indicator of that, several episodes ago.
Can we talk about how, as creepy as his little song was, he made that up ON THE FLY and it was actually good
14:04
This part confirms it.
14:24
OH GOD
and im all for it
BOB TRYING TO MAKE MARK FEEL BETTER WHILE WADE LITERALLY DIES OF LAUGHTER IS MY FAVORITE SCENE EVER-
I fucking love your profile pic
Ugh shut up
@@willovacc_1847 uh no i dont think i will :)
@@Chloe-fv7zj uwu ty
@Isabella Wolfe 🥺🙃😩🥳 its tendou but TYY 🤍
I love how this series went from "hey guys let's build and explore!" to *how much can go wrong in one episode*.
Kinda like my life
Put the period in the stars
And they're actually trying as well hahaha
@@fanaticfandom2033 dude SAME😂
@@wildriftprofessor1782 yeah that's maybe even the funniest part😂
Imagine being Timmy out there, looking for your dads and then seeing them losing their literal minds over making the *perfect* bridge. I would just turn around and go put in an application to join the cannibals.
timmy ain't walkin any time soon
@Bunbunfam knowing these three and how they play this game ima have to go with the first one 😂 (but add in the part where they’re losing their minds over the bridge)
@Bunbunfam Yes. They're a bunch of bro friends that kidnapped the child, and then they started fathering him, claiming him as their own, and then they decided to abandon him while they lose their minds over the perfection of a bridge.
aww he has gay dads
just wanted to say I love your name and profile picture ;DD
"Oh, 8 legs! Oh, 8 legs! Wait, let me count..."
-Proceeds to stop running from danger just to count the monster's legs-
"Bob was right, it has six! AAHHHHHH!"
it was funnier from bobs perspective because his mic cut out from the screaming
"Seven Vaganias."
@@axtheaxe7633 YEP.
And then he fell off a cliff.
15:38
16:28
Kidnapped child: I’m sure my dads are coming to save me!
The dads: *spend multiple days constructing a bridge*
@@dojacat4846 beep boop
@@nazathelivingcorpse beep bop
@@josoares2478 bep bop
@@NotMySelfAtAll bep bo
beep beep boop bop beep boop
Mark with an engineering degree: “Years of academy training, WASTED!”
I thought he was a bioengineer
@@TheBluePhoenix008 Think he studied to become a bioengineer, but he dropped out before he got his degree.
mark with hours in polybridge
He is upsetting his dad
@@andreassvensson7463 how can you drop out and still get a degree
Cannot wait for the "Bad father" achievement, which consist of playing during 100 ingame day without finding timmy !
Ah yes, the *bad daddy* achievement
I like how Timmy is just a generic name for a child
Mhm
There should be a sacrifice Timmy option to save Megan instead.
@@yor4240 It's the child's actual name too
This entire episode:
Bob: Trying to make Mark feel better
Mark: Trying his best
Wade: Fucking dying
Wade: revealing his past
This probably my favorite part:
Bob: this will work. *goes up the stairs with log sled parkor style*
Wade: *dies of laughter*
Mark: *watches in total confusion*
*parkour style* : shuffling in the air from side to side
*gently in the middlebackground*
“… oh no.” ~ w
i think i am dying too
That’s so true. Just something I’d add to Mark’s.
Mark: *Watches In Confusion and slowly cries in Engineer*
I was laughing so hard i legit began to cry. The amount of tears streaming down my face right now is ridiculous. Because I also am a perfectionist when it comes to building in that game so I understand Mark's pain.
Mark: Other side of river bad, me no go.
Also Mark: *builds bridge that the cannibals can cross*
The draw bridge part makes it so they can't cross in theory
@@watchthiscrapifyourebored5697 they definitely can’t cross Ive played the game it works well
"The Forest" is Markiplier's best let's play series in a long time.
Raft was good too
I really miss Minecraft :(
I feel like all his survival games with bob a wade are good
You could never forget fnaf tho
Darkwood was really good
the wade serial killer arc is my favourite thing ever
"Are you wearing headphones right now?" 0:D
we love to see it
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@felixmalcherek2919 “do you wear headphones often?”* :)
@@macncheesy0548 Dum-dee-dlee-doo >:D
You know it’s bad when mark says:
“Worst idea ever”
After all of his past bad ideas...
Mhm
Mhm
best comment...
Mhm
Heh ya
“They went and sneezed and our whole fuckin wall caved in” 😂😂
🤣🤣
Bro, one of them cannibals must be saitama (one punch man)or something
Bob trying to save Marks bridge by forcing the sled across got me in tears
It's just a game of fuckin "it's gonna work just wait it'll work"
I kinda feel bad for Mark ;-;.Doe Bob's efforts were wholesome
A Markiplier fan and a stay? You have taste 🌚👌
@@jeon_maxx seeing as youre in a similar situation I can say you have taste as well
Same 😂
“It was not perfect, I swear, you would've hated it.”
“No, I think it would've been fine, cause it would've existed.”
Perfectionism in a nutshell xD
Abortion undertone check
@@daltonsanders8011 ... *no*
@@daltonsanders8011 oh shit
@@daltonsanders8011 how is that relevant
@@daltonsanders8011 That doesn’t relate at all. I assure you, no one is getting an abortion because the fetus isn’t perfect. Most likely, they don’t want the fucking thing to begin with, let alone if it’s perfect or not.
Their base was a lot safer BEFORE they built the bridge. They literally just made everything harder for themselves.
They should of just built a door on the one side
If they had selected the deck option in the first place, the mutants don’t actually detect it as a walk way so they stay on the other side of the river
@@JaneDoeValentine interesting
That and the game gets more difficult the longer you play it, more enemies spawning and such x)
That's true
Mark: *studied to be an engineer*
Also Mark: *can’t make a bridge*
Mark: “Years of academy training WASTED!”
He did bio-medical engineering
@@kashanakram5592 For bio-medical engineering, Physics is a required course.
@@TBear-pv1ex You really got em😂 GG
As Wasted as this whole bridge and not even 5000$ for the Hospital can heal that
ah yes, but he diden't finish his engineering ;D
"It's almost morning we might as well stay awake at this point"
*Spoken like a true content creator*
As well as every single time I stayed up late doing something I really wanted to do instead of sleep.
Wait why does this remind me of *Spoken like a true politician*
((From Harry Potter
Oof! THE GRIND!💀👌
Bob's kid: *gets kidnapped by cannibalistic mutants in front of everyone*
Bob: "Do you think Wade killed my kid?"
“ THE WORST BRIDGE EVER MADE”
mark who did engineering:
We corrupted him after the Poly Bridge video
@@ryanbui2046 yes we did
Ok like it's funny and I get that it's a joke so I hate to be a Karen but he was on the biomedical engineering track so that doesn't teach you how to make a bridge at all:)
oh yea I think he said in one video that he was in engineering in like college or something
Markiplier: I could’ve been an engineer ):
The whole time during Wade’s “campfire song”, Bob’s character’s face was PERFECT
Yay
700th like to you...
Do you u think it will hit 1000 likes
Hehe..
Lj M it did.
Alternate title: Pointlessly building an insufficient bridge for 24 minutes straight
when realize the stream was him doing it for an hour straight
"8 LEGS! 8 LEGS! Oh wait let me count it was 1 2 3-"
*"Bob was right, IT WAS 6!"*
Made my day.
Bob floating around the drawbridge with a cart made of sticks looking like a homeless Jedi while Mark utterly dies from the inside out watching the scene unfold was absolutely GLORIOUS. I nearly tore up my throat from silently laughing while trying my hardest not to wake up people in my house.
Loved that you had the best time, I'm about to enjoy the episode at night in my house too, thank you for the heads up before the laughter! *prepares to hold in my giggles while I drink coffee to Marks newest vids at 12am XD also sending ya all of the happieness, your comment made me smile ^___^~ ✌🏻
Mm I can relate it’s so fun watching this late at night, and living in the middle of the woods makes it even better.
Dude it fucken killed me when he’s try’s to go back he just ohhh mark we gonna need more stairs
“WHERE ARE YOU GOING??????!?”
Same I tried my best not to wake up anyone
Wade's "I didn't want to get into the family business" line was unironically a superb bit of horror storytelling
Genuinely it was brilliant
Reminiscent of those two sentence horror stories.
The amount of spoiled meat Mark is just...holding onto in his inventory disturbs me. Just throw it away. ;-;
Spoiled meat is good for stew.
@Jack Adams naw bro once its spoiled it cant turned into dried meat
Never know when you'll need some rotten meat
But... But he might need it. You never know.
I know I would. (Goes into any of the games I play with an inventory, looks at the rows and rows of useless trash taking up space. _Maybe... I should throw some of it away,_ I think to myself. _But,_ says a voice in my head, _what if you need it later for a quest? Just in case, keep it._)
@@iwantsexseemyvideo6868 silence bot
2:05
Wade unwittingly sets in motion a sequence of events that will doom them all...
@send me message @markiplier680 what 💀
Prolly cuz he's clinically insane in this series
Imagine being on nightmare mode and then somehow finding the one super safe spot they can’t get to you from.... legendary
I am patiently waiting for the day the flying sausage will come visit their camp. That shit wrecks everything on it's path.
Not only that, but I think they artificially cranked up the difficulty even more by having Bob go into the sinkhole cave so early, hence why they found the bull mutant thingy wandering in the woods.
@@evilkamatis542
I’m sorry the w h a t
@@declantecho1717 It's the 'worm' mutant. it's a group of large worms that can mutate to multiple forms including a bird form where it flies and can go anywhere, when it sees a target like a player or a camp, it will dive down and form into one large penis. Destroying everything on it's path. That shit is the hardest mutant to kill as it is composed of multiple worms like what i've said and you have to kill all of the worms at the same time for you to be able to get rid of it but that is the hardest part. If you just kill one of the worms, it will just somewhat regenerate or spawn back. Though, it only respawns at the end game, after like more than 60 days of camp or if you reached the top of the snowy mountain in the northern part of the map.
@@evilkamatis542 That sounds like fun
"Previously on, The Forest." That will never get old.
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear pb
@@AxxLAfriku wtf
@@AxxLAfriku R/ihadastroke
@@AxxLAfriku ur so weird ngl. If u want to promote ur channel then dont act weird
@@AxxLAfriku you okay bro? 🤨
The reason the slab can’t go on the crane is that the game considers both of them as dynamic objects and it won’t allow them to mix. If you want to transfer logs with a crane then you need to build an upgraded log holder on the crane and have one log sled on both sides.
That's... really, really dumb. I always thought the crane/elevator was made so you can transfer things like log sleds vertically with ease.
@@potatocripp yeah I saw either fsrket or the outer middle show do a video on it some time a while ago
Thats a pretty terrible flaw. Could have been coded so that the crane would allow sleds to pass through.
At least it made it hilarious considering how much time mark spent on it
It's really odd to program an optionally dynamic object as dynamic when it's not activated though, that's so very odd
i love the perfectionism mark has while building but i CANNOT handle the fact that they still havent made a repair tool and everything in their base is broken
Game: *is called the forest”
Mark: WELCOME to bridge building simulation!
*Bridge re-constructing simulator
Hel~lo everyone, mynameis Markiplier. Welcome back to Bridge Builder 2018.
Mark trying to design his bridge: "It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me, it bothers me, it bothers me a lot, AND THAT ONE THROWS FIRE!"
love the dbza reference
I love how progressively worse that gets
Tfs reference. I love it. I was thinking that the whole time
Let's put a drawbridge on the side that's closest to our base, so you know even when we pull it up they just walk off and then onto the land...
Hehe..
They only mentioned playing Raft in "The Forest".
However now, mark is literally playing *Polybridge* in The forest.
The whole Wade Serial killer arc has me dying of laughter even a week later 🤣😅
I have never laughed more during a Markiplier video than I have at these episodes, especially Wade's low-key bone collecting super-villainy disguised with wacky incompetence.
TELL ME WHY I ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT BOB’S “that’s a *gallant* of milk” JOKE LMAO
SAME I LAUGHED SO HARD I SNORTED
because funny
Bob's a funny man
very funny stuuufff
I have actual tears streaming down my face because I’m laughing so hard at Bob flying in the air and Mark going “where-where are YOU GOING???” And at Mark’s pained face while bob goes “nonono if we use THESE STAIRS” over and over near 20:45. 🤣🤣🤣
In one of my forest series episodes i placed a trap and as soon as i built it i got flown into the air like 30ft! This game is buggy as hell when it comes to building😂
This entire series' purpose in life is to literally just give ptsd to everyone.
The bots are here
and bore them to absolute death.. and do you mean ocd?
@@itsfinee7143 this series is anything but boring xD
@@snackeater4990 🤦♂️you've never watched a good series of the forest then. they literally haven't done anything lol for example, running away and not fighting and running from cannibals, doing the same thing over and over and standing in the same area the whole time every episode.
@@itsfinee7143 Cool. Still love this series though
Oh god the unfiltered comedy of Wade's random murder bedtime song and the reaction to it just destroyed me. These three are so great together.
Mark: put a hole in it, that’ll break it
*gets flashbacks*
Then fails to break the bridge.
Here they are, stuck on a strange island, full of creatures with far too many legs that can throw fire, and they're having an existential crisis over a bridge.
For people who weren’t at the stream, mark spent like 10-30 minutes trying to get the drawbridge lined up correctly
I did not know Mark suffered from perfectionist syndrome.. 🤣🤣🤣 it also can be a type of OCD when something isn't right. It just HAS to be right and you obsess and obsess till it's right or you exhaust yourself.
And he spent AN HOUR entirely just making the bridge 😂
Especially when he discovered the dock. His sanity dropped instantly.
@@blushybunny8232 I don’t think he has OCD, I think his engineer brain just hyper focused on that one specific task 😂 and tried working against the games broken mechanics and hit boxes 😂😂
@@blushybunny8232 that’s not ocd. OCD is when your brain says something like “flip the light switch 60 times or your family will die.... that didn’t feel right do it again” OCD is not being a perfectionist
I love how before Mark went through all that trouble to make the bridge, Wade asked if they should test the drawbridge to make sure the thingy could go on it but Mark was like nah 🤣
Are we just gonna ignore when wade started singing “oh oh oh it’s magic” ?
And Bobby was on the verge of rapping 'Lose Yourself'!
yes
I just had to stop to come to the comments because I just got to it and I am crying! 00 it’s magic you know? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
Wade knows the exact song that fits every situation! ILOVE IT!
@@rebeccatighe3633 Right, I need his “The Forest” soundtrack. With bonus track of his bedtime tale around the campfire that ties together his other songs and family history.
Mark: HOW IS THIS BUSH ON FIRE?????
Bush: *is under water and also on fire
Water in the fire, why?!
maybe the cannibals throw lit thermite balls
God is trying to communicate
Spongebob visited?
@@DarkGod86 Not understand...
I could not BREATH when they "tested" the bridge
*breathe lmao
Then you die'd right ?
@@kirbypsicopata29 yes
Bob's stroke of genius:
"Now what if I cut a hole in there...?"
Just when we all thought the Happy Birthday trap was 100% effective, they learned to jump
People who don't save Timmy and only stay in the forest: Oh yea they do that. That's why I got the flare gun, and the flintlock pistol!
Mark: Starving
Also Mark: GOTTA REDO THE BRIDGE SO IT’S EVEN ON BOTH SIDES
@Augestx No, I dont think he did
*OCD intensifies*
The “human crab” is called a “legsy” or “virginia”
Personally less dangerous than “armsy” watch out for it, you’ll know it when you see it based off of it’s name
First mutant I saw. Cannot WAIT to hear their first reaction, especially since the Cowman (I call them "buttsy") scared them as much as it did.
Yeah, once I get this game... I'mma try to clense this island with *FIRE.* Demonic obelisk or no, there is no excuse for the cannibalism, much less *those things.*
I'm sorry, *why Virginia* . Why is this monstrosity named after my state, or does it just live in a perpetual state of virginity? I need answers.
@@YaburuRunyaru I live in virginia too, always wondered it. I have noticed from what another youtuber named broadbent in his playthrough that it looks, to me. Like a bunch of females just crammed together into one. That will explain the little babies but for the name. No clue
I know about these weirdos but the damn names and nicknames
I love how basically everything they've ever built in this game hasn't worked or has been destroyed
Note to self: Never get stranded in the forest with any of these guys
Its gonna be your birthday
HAPPY BRITHDAY!!!!!
*dies*
Love the profile used to be mine
PLS
They have abilities of revival from death, so it wouldn`t be the worst option
Hi fellow cat
structures when mark and bob are trying to gently change them a little: **fucking explodes immediately**
structures when mark and bob are trying to destroy them: no
PUT A HOLE IN IT!
@Augestx suuuuuurrre
Mark: *Sees flaming arrows* “They can throw fire!!!” *Heehoo mode initiated.*
They’re actually thrown torches, I believe.
I thought they threw flaming tennis balls? lol torches might make more sense
@@vex1581 you’re...actually right, according to the official wiki. Did they steal them from another crashed plane?
@@SacredSpirit1337 probably? You can get tennis balls when you open suitcases so I assume that the cannibals looted them too. There were a couple tennis players bodies at the one camp so they were probably traveling with a ton of them lol
I literally fell of my chair when Mark found the picture of a dude giving a gun to a child, and Wade was behind Mark
Therapist: dont worry, cracked out stick bob can’t hurt you, he dosnt exist
6:55
When you’re succeeding: “are you winnin’, son?”
*ptsd intensifies*
ჯზბხი
უსნს
“-Son?”
Okay but Bob saying "he's probably dead at this point" when referring to the son. Highlight of it all
I mean, technically, he's right, lore wise...
Don't you love their priorities?
Wow, man, spoilers... 😂
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Mark, Bob, and Wade: *have two and a half degrees*
also Mark, Bob, and Wade: *spend over twenty minutes trying to figure out how to build a bridge*
I know right
"two and a half degrees"
I love that
15:25 wade scared the shit out of me. It was so perfectly timed.
Mark: Sees similar big blob monster from *inside* and first thing that comes to mind *What is that big baby* ?! 🤣🤣
To be fair, it looks like a giant version of the mutant babies
@@JaneDoeValentine In fact, there speculated to be full grown babies due to their similarities
I watched the episodes last week omg🤣 it's so weIrd
@@pocoloco753 oh that’s dope af
I love how they literally live right next to the invincible island, where nothing spawns, unlimited seagulls and turtles spawn, and they’re just trying they’re absolute hardest to survive
Probably because they don't know, if they did they'd probably move there
where's the fun in that tho
@Cal thanks for commenting so I can report you for spam
they are really just trying to survive themselves
@@soulangela7154 tru
Markimoo: "its uneven, its bugging me, I'm redoing it, I did it wrong, I'm making it again"
Wade & Bob: ...its fine...your doing good... STOP REDOING IT
Y'know what's funny is that I thought I had bad OCD. But then I saw Mark redoing what I thought was a perfectly fine bridge lmao
Like a true engineer
bob being pressingly patient w mark despite being inconvenienced by his perfectionism is literally the best friendship dynamic as someone w debilitating perfectionism 😭😭
“ do you wear headphones very often “ WAS SO THREATENING ONLY BECAUSE IT CANE OUT SO NATURALLY
Alternative title: London bridge is falling down
Cannibal bridge
Mark having a mental breakdown while Bob is trying to cross the bridge with the sheer power and force of a gravity defying sled made of sticks was the greatest thing i’ve seen all day
Your comment is the best comment I've seen all day! XD
I want to know how planned out Wade's bit at 11:20 was, because it was just SO perfect, and if it was really on the spot, then that is *amazing*. And the punchline at 12:06. my GOD the punchline, it's absolutely genius!
"It's almost morning we might as well stay awake at this point."
This is 100% relatable!
POV me when I have a flight at 7 AM and Its midnight
The loss of the treehouse was honestly such a tragic moment.
Vid: "Worst bridge ever made"
Market Garden survivors:
*laughs uncontrollably*
@M3M3B0T V4.20 probably the ww2 operation market garden, look it up for more info
*Soundsmith visible confusion and laughter*
I live in Arnhem where it was
well, i always did think we went a bridge too far
I just would like you all to realize, that Bob's head movements at around 11:58 made this one so much more funny. Like, raised this scene from a 7/10 straight to a 10/10 for me. Bob, if you ever read this, never change, king! ♛♛
I’m jumped so high when wade was behind mark, after he got the kid drawing: 15:24 Scary boi
dhhdhe s a m e- :'-)
Same!😂
0:47
Attack on titan reference spotted
Yep so did I
I was eating and I got scared so bad and threw the sausage
Can we all just stop for a second to appreciate how Mark getting so frustrated over not building a perfect bridge is a HUGE mood?
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„And then you just go like this“ _casually levitates to the moon_
He has ascended
Memento mori
Memento Mori
Physics are just useless
@@savanna4898 Unus Annus
I love Wade's story and responses at 11:23. He didn't want to be in the family business.
Here's a tip to everyone, especially Mark, who keep drowning their sledges: drop a dead cannibal on top of the sledge. Let a dead cannibal's ragdoll's hitbox do some unholy magic with the sledge's hitbox and you'll be back at gathering resources in no time.
(Ps: the more there are bodies, the better.)
Thank me later.
SLEDGE
Unholy magic has been visualised
FOUR HUNDRED LIKES DONT LIKE IT
@@randomaccount8020 I had to look this up because it was bothering me. Apparently "sledge" is the more common term in British English, whereas "sled" is more common in American English (possibly including Canada). "Sledge" _is_ still a word in American English though, and connotes a large sled used to haul big objects (such as... logs) rather than personal transportation.
So... as weird as it sounds to my ears, "sledge" _is_ probably the better word to describe the "log sled" 🤔
"The more there are bodies, the better" is my life's motto
Boys: are we gonna make a bridge?
Mark: well yes but actually no
Meanwhile Mark starts dying because he doesn't realize he's hungry, thirsty, and out of energy for like 5 minutes.......
I am here after coffee's video to say that Mark did an oopsie.
Bob: “I think it would’ve been perfect...because it would’ve existed”😂😂😂😂
*"When You Buy Milk At The Grocery Store, That's A Gallant Of Milk."*
I died of laughter lol! 😂😂😂
Nah, we buy half gallants. It'd go bad if we bought full ones.
What's a Gallant?
@@BlueberryMuppet @Lixian you wanna handle this one?
@@matthollands7771 is your profile pic from Harry Potter?
@@Ohenry6 I don't think so. I picked it a long time ago because of my last name, and I just liked how it looked lol
should’ve titled this “OSHA violations, volume 1”
OSHA?
@@dylanghawks OSHA is the organization that deals with labor safety and regulations
Sounds like my old workplace
Volume 1 was Happy Birthday, Volume 2 was Gazebo, and Volume 3 is bridge
@@jamesspargo9399 I wonder what's the next probably 6 volumes
Mark: **intense OCD noises**
Bob and wade: "Mark it's fine."
The viewers: "It's fine Mark."
the viewers with OCD: **intense dying noises**
I'm not sure OCD works like that
@@veronicaoviedo711 nah, nah it does. Like, this usually isn't tolerable for people who've got it really bad but for those of us that only have a sprinkling of it? Yeah nah this is the exact mood. TvT
@@hyperfox0934 ok
@@hyperfox0934 I literally wash my hands until they bleed because of my ocd w h a t... ocd isn't being organized.
@@local_anxiety_rat1276 I don't wash my hands until they bleed, sure, but I do have panic attacks and meltdowns over the same feeling. That's why I specified it as those with a sprinkling- I was just saying that it does exist on a spectrum to some extent, especially when there's other disorders like ADHD or Autism-Spectrum involved, and that if you're on the lesser end and are unstressed, it can sort of act like this. I'm less actually defending them and more just saying that you shouldn't discount someone's singular experience..? If that makes sense..? I'm bad at explaining these sorts of things, sorry. It was also kind of a heat-of-the-moment response because I've been teased a lot for being "picky" or "childish", and the person I responded too kind of sent that vibe, and it pissed me off.
Wayne: "Like to hear a ghost story song?"
Mark: "yeah I would like to hear ghost story song"
Wayne: *sings about a butcher killing Jimmy not even mentioning a ghost*
Bob: "what?"
The funny thing is, it sounds like it could be a real song by 'Miniature Tigers'. They have some really weird songs lol.
I believe that it was also in the tune of "In the Jailhouse now" which makes it even funnier.
You mean Wade??? You said Wayne but his name is Wade...
@@Marchpisces2004 Wade: Broke
Wayne: Woke
Bob's character's face is perfect for his reaction though.
Mark: "I messed it up. I'm redoing it. It wasn't perfect."
*Mark's Minecraft house will remember that*
Me: “Sad”
Mark, Bob and Wade: “NOT ON OUR WATCH”
They really are there for us.
Same
Laughed so much at the last episode that my day became better.
Saaaame
BeGONE! SAD!
UwU
24:14 Who's here from Coffeezilla's video
Mark: builds any structure
The island mutants: I’m bout to end this mans whole career
By the end of this series they are just going to be naked in the plane again from accidentally break all their own things...
Do they even remember that there was a plane at all?
@@demonprincess9680 I'm sure they do from falling in the hole.
Bob shushing Mark as he freaks out about the bridge was so cute.
I love that at 16:00 Mark is basically a panty thief being caught in the act and still has zero shame about it