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  • The cannibals of The Forest are coming for us! They want our toes! Our tasty delicious toes!
    EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
    WADE ► / lordminion777
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  • @cherryscottage6801
    @cherryscottage6801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21324

    The deer let himself get stabbed, not because he's a masochist, he just wanted to see if he could take it

  • @stacia2016
    @stacia2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6716

    I dont think that when amy put the melon bars into the mini fridge, she realized that mark would begin to eat them like scooby snacks.

  • @gayfrogribbit
    @gayfrogribbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4566

    "Dude, our blueberry bushes are gonna keep us food in the winter"
    Who's gonna tell him what happens to plants in the winter?

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Who’s gonna tell *you* that animals that hibernate _gather_ food to keep them fed _during_ the winter? xD

    • @gayfrogribbit
      @gayfrogribbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@Rachel98246 lol Yeah, but I don't think they're stock piling that I know of. They seem to just gather a little bit and eat it when they need to.

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@gayfrogribbit yeah, good point lol

    • @nekomataumbreon
      @nekomataumbreon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      My uncle had blueberries growing in his yard once. They kept growing, even when it snowed.

    • @Agent_chees
      @Agent_chees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Rachel98246 HEY YOU I SAW YOU ON ANOTHER VID THAT WAS NOT MARKIPLIERS AND WAS UNRELATED

  • @disappointedcreepyaj8168
    @disappointedcreepyaj8168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4545

    Mark: finds dead sharks, pictures of missing kids and a Polaroid of a super weird monster
    Mark: says nothing

    • @justthings666
      @justthings666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      It would be cool if we added a background to all the characters as if they weren't Bob mark and wade. Like wade is a deadbeat dad who left his children behind to go to an island trip with Bob. Bob is a good dad who brought his kid with him. I think he would be a grocery attendant. And Mark would be a private investigator that doesn't know either of them and who actually sabotaged the plane and that is why he is so calm.

    • @thefirephoenix872
      @thefirephoenix872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Eli Isn't Available no it wouldn't be cool at all. That would ruin the game.

    • @disappointedcreepyaj8168
      @disappointedcreepyaj8168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@justthings666 I feel like it’s unnecessary detail when the player can decide to be any of those things anyway

    • @Ultimate_Dadzawa
      @Ultimate_Dadzawa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@justthings666 yeah so fun fact the guy in the beginning caused the plane crash to get timmy bc he needed a human child for stuff

    • @realJosshhh
      @realJosshhh ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ultimate_Dadzawa that was six months ago i'm sure they know by now

  • @Franz0818
    @Franz0818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5480

    Wade: “I tried to make a bandage, I made Molotov Cocktail “
    *”TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY “*

    • @omaraied2920
      @omaraied2920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      *Russia intensifies*

    • @vanconojl
      @vanconojl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@omaraied2920 *Finland* *intensifies*

    • @homeschooldropout3206
      @homeschooldropout3206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      There are no mistakes
      -master oogway

    • @peanutbutter6720
      @peanutbutter6720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *The Last of Us intensifies*

    • @n_s4yuu
      @n_s4yuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think I see why wade combined the alcohol and cloth
      Also..
      Only non-memed comment.
      yay...

  • @kir4yuki
    @kir4yuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6684

    "if rocks were edible we'd be set"
    anything is edible if you're brave enough.

    • @worm9591
      @worm9591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Hey, that's my moto.

    • @xirnis1465
      @xirnis1465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Anything is edible, whether you live afterwards is a different story tho

    • @jackrogue3696
      @jackrogue3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And smart enough

    • @ChocoCopters
      @ChocoCopters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      *Tap **_E_** to use your intelligence.*

    • @jackrogue3696
      @jackrogue3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AND TOUGH ENOUGH

  • @imariot6493
    @imariot6493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    I just adore how Mark sees concerning things, such as dead sharks, and will look at them for a moment- so he does in fact see them- and then will shrug and go on about his day without telling the other two jack-shit

    • @coltforceplayer
      @coltforceplayer ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well I mean he’s played horror games for like 10 years

  • @uncleiroh734
    @uncleiroh734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1838

    *"He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint!"*
    "Shia LaBeouf"

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Am I really gonna have to be the one to say it. . .
      Edit: it'll be really Cringy because it's a very, very old meme

    • @DDGFK9743
      @DDGFK9743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      he's gaining on you!
      *Shia LaBeouf*

    • @amberpatten8136
      @amberpatten8136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You're looking for your car but you're all turned around

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@messyalien5164 UNUS ANNUS

  • @ashdeforest217
    @ashdeforest217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1884

    "Guys I can drink from the pond!!!"
    Not even 10 seconds later: (dying noises) guys I'm dying

    • @berzercher
      @berzercher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I died at that part too

    • @mouses_HK
      @mouses_HK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      reading this comment made it 10x funnier

    • @SunsetofDignity
      @SunsetofDignity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh good, well I’m glad we did that 😏

    • @angeloiturriaga1327
      @angeloiturriaga1327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oooof

  • @FBI-sr2eg
    @FBI-sr2eg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3531

    Tips for the forest, hopefully they see this:
    Skull Lamps never burn out
    You can make bigger log storages
    If you kill a cannibal, pickk the corpse up and burn the body on a fire for bones to make armor
    Use birdhouses to passively generate feathers
    Throw a spear at a deer to one hit it
    Craft tree sap, a weapon, and feathers to make a weapon faster, booze to make it do more damage, and teeth to make it do much more damage but lose speed
    Explore caves to find valuable loot, lore, and unique gear
    The suitcases respawn, keep track of the plane
    When you kill a bird, catch the feathers to make arrows
    Weapon + cloth = Flaming weapon, warms you up when youre cold and sets enemies on fire

    • @jackshill8700
      @jackshill8700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      How do you make the katana?

    • @Xombert
      @Xombert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@jackshill8700 You find it in one of the caves :)

    • @Lely2.0
      @Lely2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What about their base? I haven't played the game but that looks like the opposite of a fortress

    • @TheUltimateShade667
      @TheUltimateShade667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Honestly id prefer if they didnt see this, I like to watch them discover cool stuff on their own. Thats half the fun.

    • @neuswoesje590
      @neuswoesje590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@TheUltimateShade667 yeah I like to watch them struggle and do dumb stuff

  • @Dami_Ka
    @Dami_Ka ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Wade trying to make a bandage and accidentally making a molotov cocktail somehow describes Wade perfectly

    • @draalien
      @draalien 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      LMAO LITERAKKY STARK DIFFERENCES 😭😭

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Task failed successfully.

    • @TheEpicCat
      @TheEpicCat 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah

    • @SpaceCat7642
      @SpaceCat7642 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wade became Joel for a second Lmao.

  • @Iambender0811
    @Iambender0811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Mark:"You can cook spoiled meat. It probably won't taste as good though."
    Distractible Mark:"My appendix almost exploded because I ate spoiled meat."

    • @adamb5811
      @adamb5811 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Isn’t the appendix a useless organ anyways?

    • @endiecutie06
      @endiecutie06 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@adamb5811 well yeah but if it explodes inside you it can cause a lot of damage

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Mark is a walking fallout protag

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought that was Bob.

    • @SpaceCat7642
      @SpaceCat7642 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@massgunner4152Yeah Lmao. He could be the side protagonist in RE as well. Side one because you know he can't put his hand back on by Goop Juice.

  • @al_x2138
    @al_x2138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4532

    "Wait I can drink out of this *tiny* puddle?!"
    _Not even five seconds later_
    " *I M D R O W N I N G !* "

    • @williamafton9204
      @williamafton9204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      XD 28:43

    • @szn00
      @szn00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      _The Drowned Man_

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL . . . .

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      (read in bob's voice) That's not good...

    • @samfinkjensen
      @samfinkjensen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nobody asked but fun fact, he wasn't drowning he just had low health and drank unpurified water, which takes health in this game. But it's funnier to think he managed to drown in a tiny little pond

  • @rbrachy2518
    @rbrachy2518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7110

    I love how Markiplier yelling “mElOn bAhR!” was important enough to the story to be put in the intro

  • @yuansoberano7158
    @yuansoberano7158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    “Unless it’s your wedding night, you really don’t wanna see that.”
    -Wade

  • @kmarsh375
    @kmarsh375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    i love how the episode ends with mark firing his slingshot at cannibals and the next episode is titled well that didn't go as planned

    • @SpaceCat7642
      @SpaceCat7642 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah Good timing the episode ended on Lmao. At least mark survived till the next one.💀

  • @rosieal-rajaby2808
    @rosieal-rajaby2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4070

    Mark: I think we're under attack
    Wade: I think we should probably sleep
    *Basically how I deal with my problems.*

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sleep doesn't get rid of your problems, trust me I know from experience...
      It doesn't always help

    • @Plasmatix
      @Plasmatix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@messyalien5164 It's a joke tho

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Plasmatix and I was being serious.

    • @witherherobrine
      @witherherobrine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@messyalien5164 it like mamaomos when impoter slep and kill

    • @coltforceplayer
      @coltforceplayer ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *you may not rest now there are monsters nearby*

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4115

    "I'm not a masochist, I just want to see if I can take it" -Deer, 2020

    • @toast7922
      @toast7922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Stupidity is very different to masochism

    • @alexfernandez0504
      @alexfernandez0504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@toast7922 I don’t think you got the reference, my friend

    • @madisonsosa21
      @madisonsosa21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@alexfernandez0504 No he hasn't

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But Toast isn't wrong tho, so in a way he is right.

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      OMG Markiplier is going to get reincarnated as a deer and act exactly like this

  • @dekukatsudon9272
    @dekukatsudon9272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    *What does a turtle look like?
    Mark : It’s like- shell, head *yawns FlIpPeRs~

  • @elven1912
    @elven1912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I’m so glad these three sound so completely different. It is never hard to tell who is speaking

    • @coltforceplayer
      @coltforceplayer ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mark is just so casual and stuff
      Bob just helps and backs up mark
      Wade just does wade

    • @SpaceCat7642
      @SpaceCat7642 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah they share one brain cell. So if they didn't have different voices i would consider them as one.

  • @gravitysoundcheck
    @gravitysoundcheck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5369

    Can't believe Bob was able to communicate with HeeHoo for a second there.

    • @theDeathgirl045
      @theDeathgirl045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Love your profile pic helluva boss is a great show

    • @Dev-wk9ru
      @Dev-wk9ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Solangelo yes.

    • @unus-annus
      @unus-annus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      yeah, bob is so lucky

    • @wyattsistad5632
      @wyattsistad5632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Heehoo, Unnus Annus

    • @mve121
      @mve121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When?

  • @fruitberry8768
    @fruitberry8768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8849

    I love how they chose the only spot on the map that cannibals don’t ever sent patrols to

    • @Anonymous-xb2yb
      @Anonymous-xb2yb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      bruh

    • @fern_aka_that_idiot9090
      @fern_aka_that_idiot9090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Wow damn

    • @ineedbread6262
      @ineedbread6262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +925

      The only problem with the place is that if a mutant spawns you have no choice but to kill it.

    • @_af_2821
      @_af_2821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@ineedbread6262 what's a mutant?

    • @karkoyeet8062
      @karkoyeet8062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +557

      @@_af_2821 idk if the thing im thinking about is a mutant or he was talking about something else but i think its the the thing that looks like oe of those cannibals but it has like 8 legs and its scary

  • @thetableoflegend9814
    @thetableoflegend9814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I love how their voices describe the escalation of the situation.
    “Maybe I shouldn’t take this fight-OHGOD”

  • @leeeverett6014
    @leeeverett6014 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Best way to describe sea turtles
    1. Shell
    2. Head
    3. Flippers

  • @NaNi-vk5ox
    @NaNi-vk5ox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    Amy: mark do you want a melon bar
    Two days later
    Amy: stop eating the god danm melon bars

    • @mysticmooncx
      @mysticmooncx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      he ate like four on stream LOL

    • @takami_0710
      @takami_0710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well It was a "To Be Continued" So the timeline was in one day

    • @jadefade8663
      @jadefade8663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@takami_0710 No, they do this all in one stream, it's just broken up for the videos.

    • @biggboi8009
      @biggboi8009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jadefade8663 that’s what he said

    • @crippledcow2235
      @crippledcow2235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jadefade8663 that's what he said lmao

  • @ouijalookatthat
    @ouijalookatthat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4242

    "can we make a human tier list?"
    congrats guys you just invented the class system

    • @fayhay8011
      @fayhay8011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      “Yeah,dew it,seperate the classes.Dew it,class warfare.”

    • @conall9415
      @conall9415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Or the fuedal system, or the caste system, or Facism. Basically every mistake humans have made in their entire existence has stemmed from this question.

    • @perhaps7995
      @perhaps7995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      1.3k likes
      *2 replies*

    • @tolinthetickingcomputer1251
      @tolinthetickingcomputer1251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@perhaps7995 *4 replies

    • @chisl
      @chisl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why is there so many likes but less than 10 replies

  • @aliceparker6293
    @aliceparker6293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "I FOUND THE BOAT"
    Mark thank you for steering the conversation away from the speed of turtle sex

  • @spoopythedoopy8411
    @spoopythedoopy8411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I love Mark’s silent acknowledgment and reverence of “The Queen” (the decapitated head on a pike XD)

  • @josephcole1630
    @josephcole1630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9537

    I love how Lixian decided that Melon Bar was a highlight (from the previously on)

    • @rbrachy2518
      @rbrachy2518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      @Zach Saris they will never understand the ways of *melon bar* .

    • @ThePlaguedPoet
      @ThePlaguedPoet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Well Melon Bar is very very crucial to the story xD

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@ThePlaguedPoet ikr the melon bar redemption arc the the best one imo

    • @alexcollins4710
      @alexcollins4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @rainbow206
      @rainbow206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@rbrachy2518 *M E L O N B A R*

  • @Cough_ez3931
    @Cough_ez3931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3953

    The deer isn’t really a masochist they just want to go further beyond.

    • @Cessdoeschaos
      @Cessdoeschaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      PLUS ULTRA!!!!

    • @karlos4566
      @karlos4566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Underrated

    • @goomy1
      @goomy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Cessdoeschaos PLUS ULTRAAAAAAAA!!!!

    • @swindle6644
      @swindle6644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Super saiyan 3

    • @davestylehenry
      @davestylehenry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what I was thinking 😂

  • @emircolak6206
    @emircolak6206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    “Do you ever see turtles going at it?”
    Me: I beg your friggin pardon?

    • @collingrout1093
      @collingrout1093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My science teacher had two turtles that he brought in from home during the school season. I always sat near them and let's just say, I've seen some things I wish I could un-see

    • @snualla6798
      @snualla6798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@collingrout1093 poor you 😃✌️

    • @williamafton1307
      @williamafton1307 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @blackwrath7997
    @blackwrath7997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Lixian... I'm proud of him as he added the melon bar in the recap... He understands how important that one bar of melon is for Mark

  • @Yanobam
    @Yanobam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5540

    there’s something about Bob, Mark, Wade, and survival games that’s just the perfect combination.

    • @tresh-vw4tr
      @tresh-vw4tr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      there’s something about Bob, Mark, Wade, and games that’s just the perfect combination.

    • @Yanobam
      @Yanobam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@tresh-vw4tr YOU RIGHT

    • @treefur_
      @treefur_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      It's like whenever they start a new game they forget everything they've learned from other games

    • @cadenbrown7407
      @cadenbrown7407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It’s just pure chaos and i love it

    • @androiduser9o25
      @androiduser9o25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      and jack makes a good addon if only he were there

  • @JC-fx6fz
    @JC-fx6fz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3709

    Mark: Sees cannibals
    Contemplates telling the group

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I never tell cause it's
      1. Funnier
      2. They don't care

    • @gabb2963
      @gabb2963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was looking for someone else to comment on 18:44 ! i was like "did he really just not warn anyone"

    • @the8-bitdino42
      @the8-bitdino42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i thought that said cannibis

    • @barthvader4316
      @barthvader4316 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    • @reinakano4062
      @reinakano4062 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      0:01

  • @DKiSAerospaceHistory
    @DKiSAerospaceHistory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    "Can we rank humans?" In this moment, I remember Mark is half German.

    • @blackfang-ms5rq
      @blackfang-ms5rq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought he was half korean

    • @DKiSAerospaceHistory
      @DKiSAerospaceHistory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@blackfang-ms5rq yeah. Half.

    • @blackfang-ms5rq
      @blackfang-ms5rq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@DKiSAerospaceHistory so is he half german and half korean

    • @DKiSAerospaceHistory
      @DKiSAerospaceHistory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@blackfang-ms5rq yes.

    • @ohsock.5501
      @ohsock.5501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DKiSAerospaceHistory for some reason i always thought he was filipino

  • @Exoskeleton2921
    @Exoskeleton2921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Mark: oh s- the meat spoils
    Ark players: *looks at him with tired eyes*

    • @Rileywazhere-ki5pn
      @Rileywazhere-ki5pn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg- so true XD

    • @vancesummers422
      @vancesummers422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Man I felt this comment in my soul

    • @thatlittleredhead8558
      @thatlittleredhead8558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude that game was so good I slammed so many hours into it and after the Halloween update my computer wouldn't run it anymore 😭

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thatlittleredhead8558 What do you mean? Like, your computer specs can't run it? If it just won't open, try re-downloading your game. If you're on Steam, sometimes game files will corrupt, so you need to right click on said game, go to its properties, go to download info, and click "Re-verify integrity of game files".

  • @spooky__blooky
    @spooky__blooky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Bob and Mark: wow that deer’s just letting me kill it I wonder why
    The deer: I’m not a masochist, I just want to see if my body can handle it

    • @maggiemarano7814
      @maggiemarano7814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This has absolutely no business being this funny 😂😂

    • @conflictbrooks
      @conflictbrooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Memento Mori

    • @teddithan
      @teddithan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@conflictbrooks Unus annus

  • @asage7210
    @asage7210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7068

    I love how mark see’s something funny or concerning and doesn’t tell anyone.

    • @MidnightMarrow
      @MidnightMarrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      He was hoping for that blissful content of his friend being murdered by a horde of cannibals. 🤣

    • @blueaceplayz4908
      @blueaceplayz4908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I searched the comments for this exact comment

    • @rampagexlink107
      @rampagexlink107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I am the 1,100th upvote😁🤙

    • @jordyhelwig7657
      @jordyhelwig7657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I have this with my friends too often they dont care or are not intrested i what i have too say even if it should make sense
      So if somthing is gonna bite ther but and i happen to see
      Im not gonna say
      You could say karma or revenge for lack of real friendship cuz a real friend is always intrested

    • @ernestfungus2066
      @ernestfungus2066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *stares at the people*

  • @JasonLihani
    @JasonLihani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I've watched this like 8 times now and every time Bob mentions "does her 80,000 bobby pins from her hair" absolutely kills me.

    • @SpaceCat7642
      @SpaceCat7642 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Could you tell the timestamp? I can't find it

    • @shinerstheseagull
      @shinerstheseagull หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@SpaceCat7642 Here ya go:
      1:20

    • @unicornkitty601
      @unicornkitty601 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@SpaceCat76421:19

    • @SpaceCat7642
      @SpaceCat7642 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@unicornkitty601 Thank You only took a month lmfao.

  • @minegabyyt
    @minegabyyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I like how the recap's just like "A strange man's taking my son... We just build a place to live... *MELON BARS* "

  • @AClassyGuy
    @AClassyGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1892

    "I did not like Caveman Bob whispering in my ear."
    THE HEEHOOS ARE COMMUNICATING

  • @hatstorm1097
    @hatstorm1097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    Mark: finishes trap
    Mark: almost steps on trap
    Mark: “YoU DiDn’T tElL mE yUo FiNiShEd My TrAp!”

    • @-Owmen
      @-Owmen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes I noticed too

  • @Anurepa
    @Anurepa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “I think it’s the lizard skin”
    *immediately imagining Lizard Bob from that animation*

  • @RavynMad121
    @RavynMad121 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Given that Bob is a father now, his dismissive remarks about his son in game are hilarious

    • @justme-et3sr
      @justme-et3sr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Especially since, if I remember correctly, his baby is indeed a son

  • @anchovybushwack472
    @anchovybushwack472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    Wade:
    "Wait, I can drink water right from the ponds??"
    Wade a few seconds later:
    *choking sounds* "Guys, I'm dying"

    • @Zanerrs
      @Zanerrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo2263 ....WhaT?

    • @Jamieden
      @Jamieden 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @[ WANT S Ê Х ] Rita , 25 y.o ! OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ? I see you’re thinking what I’m thinking

    • @-Big_Big
      @-Big_Big 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      damn those acid ponds

    • @s0ph053
      @s0ph053 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I sense a trap...

  • @jimmykimble2529
    @jimmykimble2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2732

    I love that melon bar made it into the “previously on” section

    • @bomes2084
      @bomes2084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      it’s because he keeps eating them to make them relevant

    • @Crazeee9000
      @Crazeee9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bomes2084 melon barrrr

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Crazeee9000 MELON BAR!

  • @kathrynhoward4196
    @kathrynhoward4196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    0:57 "Oh! He's on all fours!"
    2:35 Bob meets some "friendly people"
    3:25 Mark finds the boat
    5:42 "What does a turtle look like?"
    6:35 "I think I found the queen."
    7:02 "This is my favorite of the things I've heard." (This is followed immediately by a jumpscare and Mark yelling into the mic.)
    7:36 "Oh, now they're after ME!"
    8:03 Bob is ready to stab the campfire
    9:07 Wade burps(?), and nobody talks about it
    9:17-11:51 The Happy Birthday trap is born
    11:54 "Sorry, can't hear you over the storm!"
    12:39 It's nearly Mark's birthday, then it's Bob's birthday
    13:22 Mark hears noises in the woods
    16:06 Wade's self-preservation instincts
    16:36 Bob kills a stationary deer
    17:17 "I never play games like this!"
    18:15 "Bone Throne"
    19:09 Bob and Wade vs some cannibals in the background
    20:14 Bob's "stealth mode" adventure begins
    21:17 "Happy Birthday Protocol?"
    24:31 Bob lampshades the size of the shelters
    27:07 Wade walks into one of the traps
    27:27 Mark makes slingshot
    28:47 Wade "drowns"

  • @kiarashbadii3711
    @kiarashbadii3711 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Mark : Finds a dead shark, 2 or 3 cannibals in the forest, photos of a missing kid and weird possibly threatening monster.
    Also Mark : Doesn’t say a word

  • @dark_energy68
    @dark_energy68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1674

    Mark : "I'm gonna destroy these dudes"
    Me : Yes, the SLINGSHOT

    • @parzival278
      @parzival278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They were praying, the moment they're gonna see Mark, they can dogde the attacks, n mark has to run for his lyf 🤣🤣

    • @sweethoneymelo9160
      @sweethoneymelo9160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bart Simpson mode activated!

    • @BasedAsf608
      @BasedAsf608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shubham Prakash english pls

    • @parzival278
      @parzival278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BasedAsf608 did I wrote French ?😂

    • @patrickloder9756
      @patrickloder9756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The fun part is that he missed that shot, I know that coz I know how the slingshot works, its more likely he hit the house next to them

  • @liloisreal2129
    @liloisreal2129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2960

    I will now associate “happy birthday” with danger and death.

    • @dantheman5859
      @dantheman5859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      You mean you havent been until now?

    • @donisamwentete5079
      @donisamwentete5079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahaa

    • @darkinadeath632
      @darkinadeath632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      me when it is my next b-day
      my family: happy birthday
      me: WHERE IS THE TRAP
      My family: what???
      me: oh do you did the happy suprise b-day protacol
      my family: what are you talking about?
      me: so when are caniablis gonna attack?

    • @cofheeetea3678
      @cofheeetea3678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      people: *greets me hbd*
      me: *pulls out a knife* I AINT GONNA DIE TODAY CANIBALS

    • @forestdragonx7399
      @forestdragonx7399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The funny thing is yesterday was my dogs 4th birthday and today is my mum 57th birthday so ya that is just something I want to put out there and think about

  • @stalebread7972
    @stalebread7972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Lixian is straight up one of the best editors I've ever seen

  • @CaterpillarPlug
    @CaterpillarPlug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Mark: *Makes happy birthday trap in only one door*
    Also Mark: *Only uses the one door*

  • @tobee5507
    @tobee5507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2719

    Ah yes, the well known happy birthday protocol when a herd of cannibals start running after you.

    • @callmedemo9488
      @callmedemo9488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The only Birthday I'm not looking forward to...

    • @oakwood1344
      @oakwood1344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@messyalien5164 I’m am

    • @justme-et3sr
      @justme-et3sr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I mean, if they can comprehend you... singing happy birthday would definitely throw them off enough for you to run away

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      As long as you invite the Donner Party, it's fine.

  • @jonathansaloman1595
    @jonathansaloman1595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    Mark: “I’ll see you in hell”
    Bob: “DEEPER!”
    Mark: *moaning intensifies*

    • @brodymadden75
      @brodymadden75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I read this as he said that

    • @ja-chrispy5566
      @ja-chrispy5566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂🤣

    • @alicecullen1619
      @alicecullen1619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mark:Hell!
      Bob:Deeper.
      Mark:Hell^
      Bob:Deeper~
      Mark: HELL-
      My brain: XD "Did he just try to impersonate Corpse Husband?"

    • @pixelfish3395
      @pixelfish3395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well I’ll see YOU in hell after reading this:

    • @cedarmiller1840
      @cedarmiller1840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait when was this?😂

  • @crawler6019
    @crawler6019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    29:53
    Bob: "Hey Mark?"
    Mark: "Wassup Bub?"
    Bob: "Is it- Are you. Close to... here???"
    _Mark is nowhere near their base_
    Bob: "You know what? I'm not gonna ask questions. It's fine. It'll be fine..."
    I think that was a good horror movie moment.

  • @hannahnolte8083
    @hannahnolte8083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Wade didn’t get enough credit for the “head and shoulders above the rest” joke 😔

  • @Lilium213
    @Lilium213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    "Previously on..."
    The video: "The Forest"
    My brain: "R A F T"

  • @macfay6130
    @macfay6130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1323

    The plane crashed and bob's kid was kidnapped,
    Main goal: destroy the trees

    • @shototodoroki7406
      @shototodoroki7406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes

    • @haywyrespyder2072
      @haywyrespyder2072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAOOO

    • @macfay6130
      @macfay6130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Caleb Sylvester I almost forgot about the magical respawnable rocks

    • @manuelacuna4080
      @manuelacuna4080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I almost spilled my tea

    • @familyk9443
      @familyk9443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just changed your comment from 1.1K likes to 1.2K likes. I feel special.

  • @theodoralexandrucheroiu7012
    @theodoralexandrucheroiu7012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Mark, Bob and Wade are always funny. Somehow, they've managed to change a lot and stay the same at the exact time. They're definitely gonna be in the TH-cam hall of fame.

  • @OmenGV
    @OmenGV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    1:29 I got scared when Wade just popped up on the screen😂

  • @nopenah1016
    @nopenah1016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    The more I see Mark with his hair growing out, the more he is starting to look like Keanu Reeves.

    • @peebledeeble
      @peebledeeble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      he’s evolving

    • @johncurrington3974
      @johncurrington3974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      More like John wack

    • @bionicnimrod
      @bionicnimrod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ParkerPi it’d be spelling not grammar lol also it’s not jon

    • @handsumsquidwad1208
      @handsumsquidwad1208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ParkerPi I’m sorry but I honestly don’t understand your joke. Could you explain it for me please ? Why “Jon Wick”?

    • @owlwhoknowswhereyoulive1820
      @owlwhoknowswhereyoulive1820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ParkerPi i dont even see the joke. or maybe there isn't any

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    Bob: "Why is there a herd of them?"
    Mark: "Happy Birthday Protocol?"

    • @chadgerman3987
      @chadgerman3987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I can see Tony Stark saying happy birthday protocol or maybe Happy's birthday protocol.

    • @just_sume_guy8364
      @just_sume_guy8364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I liked it but then realized that it's at 69 and I don't want to ruin that so I unliked it
      All I have to say is NICE

    • @AcelJean
      @AcelJean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@just_sume_guy8364 how mature...

    • @just_sume_guy8364
      @just_sume_guy8364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AcelJean thanks I do my best (in a sarcastic voice)

    • @reydragonclaw1128
      @reydragonclaw1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This needs to be a thing
      Whenever a member of our cult is in danger and we have to fall back to our base, scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PROTOCOL" XD
      Inside jokes are the best

  • @AlexKarsjens
    @AlexKarsjens 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I like how at the end Mark pulls out a slingshot and is gonna "kill" the cannibals and then the next episode is titled "WELL THAT DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED"

  • @royrodriguez1751
    @royrodriguez1751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Bob: sneaky armer activated.
    Also bob in the distance getting chased.

  • @clancyclan5236
    @clancyclan5236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    Wade: Guys we could play RAFT, in The Forest
    Mark: *stares at cannibals with anguish*

    • @phantomarbiter6835
      @phantomarbiter6835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I read your comment just as Wade was saying that! Lol

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe they also wanna play RAFT

    • @nickieBurke
      @nickieBurke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666 likes

    • @saltedbeans5961
      @saltedbeans5961 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickieBurke 699 likes ;))

    • @nickieBurke
      @nickieBurke 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saltedbeans5961 hehe internet man do a funne join colleg hammer N O W

  • @earthhead1688
    @earthhead1688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    "oh they are sleeping, we will comeback later" "they are very respectful about that" why is this so funny.

  • @esterbunny357
    @esterbunny357 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Listening to Bob talk about hating his “son” after Bob has a real son has me dead😂

  • @xlovleyx1543
    @xlovleyx1543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Thirsty, find clear water to drink"
    Clear.....
    *but not dirty.*

  • @panicinthespacestation238
    @panicinthespacestation238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2838

    "Deep Voice Mark" sounds as if Corpse Husband were to do a Batman impression.

    • @coldwaterburns_
      @coldwaterburns_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      lmaooo

    • @kyrauniversal
      @kyrauniversal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I wonder if Corpse can go deeper than that.

    • @camillereed3473
      @camillereed3473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kyrauniversal same

    • @mihranplayz3430
      @mihranplayz3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@kyrauniversal I don't think he can. He can't really do a high voice unless he's screaming and his normal voice is his deeper one

    • @alyxl4mb904
      @alyxl4mb904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@mihranplayz3430 have you heard Corpse morning voice

  • @NortiWhips
    @NortiWhips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    Wade: He's a really 'F' tier human"
    Mark: "Can we rank humans to a tier list?"
    2021's controversial social dilema

    • @queenv3491
      @queenv3491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Social media baby😂😂

    • @AspenBo
      @AspenBo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Î Àm ĶēvïņBB wait... omg I subed to your channel because of a reply also what does this channel have to do with hate comments?

    • @AspenBo
      @AspenBo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh you are like one of a kind man also if you really want to get some hate comments become racist or something nobody likes that. Just a tip

    • @helliswar
      @helliswar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Î Àm ĶēvïņBB i remember you babe

    • @Damager9999
      @Damager9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m an A++ tier because everybody says I’m kind and smart

  • @quirrel9200
    @quirrel9200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    29:01 my dude was so thirsty he try to drink a whole lake

  • @rabbavar3794
    @rabbavar3794 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We should really see how Bob’s perspective on finding Timmy in this game has changed now that he’s a dad.

  • @nathanielparkinson125
    @nathanielparkinson125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    "I'm gonna destroy these dudes." -Markiplier's last words

    • @rosinros
      @rosinros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *proceeds to get head ripped off*
      In heaven: _"that didn't go so well"_

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mark before 😎 after 💀 😆🤣

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really... Just you wait... ;)

  • @maxgramling4392
    @maxgramling4392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    “Do you see a man standing over my son right now?”
    “Melon bar!”

  • @silk_sonic6986
    @silk_sonic6986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The animals be like: I have to sacrifice myself for lil' Timmy's sake..

  • @jessicawilliams9309
    @jessicawilliams9309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bob"i found some more friendly friendly people." 10 seconds later he gets roasted on a fire

  • @kellalizard
    @kellalizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    "I'm swimming in boats" that animation made me snort. You're a hero Lixian.

    • @Jagm3854
      @Jagm3854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      timestamp?

    • @jemndragon
      @jemndragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Jagm3854 3:03

    • @kellalizard
      @kellalizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jemndragon You're a hero too 💜

  • @pavlichenko6923
    @pavlichenko6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Mark: *sees bob killing the deer*
    mark: that's the saddest thing I've ever seen
    Also mark: *killing the deer on the previous video*

    • @sammygecko_
      @sammygecko_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah but he was more astonished and bewildered while doing it because it looked like the deer was already dead.

  • @Angry5704
    @Angry5704 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rewatching this after Bob actually became a parent is potentially funnier than it was two years ago.

  • @larrywalsh9939
    @larrywalsh9939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Players can carry two enormous logs at a time.
    Meanwhile, they can only carry one turtle shell.

  • @Sariondil
    @Sariondil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    "Look at all those resources! I never play games like this!"
    *Flashbacks to Subnautica and lockers upon lockers of titanium and other garbage*

    • @user-gd5vs7ii2f
      @user-gd5vs7ii2f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Forrest >subnautika

    • @lostfater8062
      @lostfater8062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@user-gd5vs7ii2f i don't think so, these are both good, and I don't see any sense to compare them...

    • @kidssnyder9680
      @kidssnyder9680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@user-gd5vs7ii2f the forest=subnautica

    • @user-gd5vs7ii2f
      @user-gd5vs7ii2f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lostfater8062 they look like the same almost
      Is like overwatch comparison to team fortress 2

    • @MichaelJohnson-mt6ey
      @MichaelJohnson-mt6ey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@user-gd5vs7ii2f that's like, your opinion, man.

  • @tophs8225
    @tophs8225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how Mark decided to include the scene of him getting a melon bar just to make us remember, *he had a melon bar*

  • @jesseramos8162
    @jesseramos8162 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We need bob mark and wade to make another series of this but of the new sequel that came out !! Please we all need it 😭😭

  • @Zeno9020
    @Zeno9020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    The whole episode:
    "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
    "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
    "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
    "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
    "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
    Mark: "Should I make another Hello Birthday trap?"

    • @ceejofdreams
      @ceejofdreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They sound like Guppy from iCarly

    • @ivankab3317
      @ivankab3317 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you know where it originated? Or did they just start saying it randomly ?

    • @AdityaSharma-wq1hw
      @AdityaSharma-wq1hw ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@ivankab3317 the name of the trap they built is called "happy birthday"

    • @ivankab3317
      @ivankab3317 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AdityaSharma-wq1hw oh thank you i was wondering !

    • @antoniocontreras7354
      @antoniocontreras7354 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fresh ass comments

  • @TrayTerra
    @TrayTerra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    “They seem to be friendly, they’re leaving me alone.”
    This is the way.

  • @KiyomigoesHoemy
    @KiyomigoesHoemy ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is like the 6th time I've watched this series, and I will never get sick of it. I hope they play this again some time

  • @funnatopia704
    @funnatopia704 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I don't know if they ever knew this, but they literally picked the only spot on the map that cannibals don't patrol.
    These guys are the embodiment of dumb luck when they're together.

  • @anthonydicaire7556
    @anthonydicaire7556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    "can't wait to get spine in my water"
    -- Markiplier 2020

    • @ori-onyxvyntarz3276
      @ori-onyxvyntarz3276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      8:10

    • @Jamieden
      @Jamieden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @[ WANT S Ê Х ] Rita , 25 y.o ! OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ? I disagree with your statement and I feel offended

  • @azucar_skull
    @azucar_skull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Here lies Mark Iplier...
    His final words were, "I'm gonna destroy these dudes"
    The canny balls took him before his time.
    Rest in pepperoni.

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Canny balls

    • @spedonk9630
      @spedonk9630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Canny Balls

    • @viking8796
      @viking8796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Canny Balls

    • @Ari-qw9ec
      @Ari-qw9ec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mark Iplier vs. the Canny balls

    • @aidanliptai8250
      @aidanliptai8250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Redwan777 candy balls

  • @samscommandcodes7199
    @samscommandcodes7199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:32 - "If Rocks Were Edible, we'd be set"
    yea? Well rocks can burn and set you on fire! :D

  • @UGShado
    @UGShado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “They’re after me!”
    Mark: “Good” **Continues to ear melon bar**

  • @valhalla1469
    @valhalla1469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Top 10 Last Words Before Disaster:
    "I'm going to destroy these dudes."

    • @willyboy2902
      @willyboy2902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Man this is a very overused but good meme

    • @blue-yk6jg
      @blue-yk6jg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wasnt 10 but okee

    • @vincentnguyen7485
      @vincentnguyen7485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blue-yk6jg it's not actually 10 words, it's suppose to be like a list of the top 10..

    • @bluejay9307
      @bluejay9307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Padre nuestro que estás en el cielo santificado sea tu nombre venga nosotros tu reino hágas tu voluntad en la tierra como en el cielo danos hoy nuestro pan de cada día perdona nuestras ofensas como también nosotros perdonamos nos dejes caer en la tentación y líbranos del malamen

    • @fmltbh
      @fmltbh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "happy birthday"

  • @Zevox90
    @Zevox90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    The bone throne: where mark sits when they are so boned

    • @FBI-sr2eg
      @FBI-sr2eg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @[ WANT S Ê Х ] Rita , 25 y.o ! OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ? I agree, makes sense

    • @mrbadger4375
      @mrbadger4375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to be boend

    • @twobros503
      @twobros503 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So they sit there all the time?

    • @_Caz
      @_Caz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrbadger4375 but do you want to get deboned instead

    • @watermelongaming8144
      @watermelongaming8144 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!!
      372

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’ve noticed that Mark tends to learn a lot just by listening to the conversations of other people he’s playing with.

  • @hackymchackerman
    @hackymchackerman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i know its old news by now but the fact that marks actively learning Korean makes me very happy
    how cool for him, proud of him

  • @tikvahlanz6335
    @tikvahlanz6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    I’m getting married soon, thanks for letting me know how to make my new husband feel special on the wedding night. I’ll be sure to be practicing my BLAGHHHs

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Hope your BLAGHHHs worked out

    • @phantomgreenie
      @phantomgreenie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      did the BLAGH work

    • @joshholland8564
      @joshholland8564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Congratulations

    • @coltforceplayer
      @coltforceplayer ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Remember his gift for his birthday

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That how I ruined my friend's honeymoon. I told him to do that and they got divorced soon after.

  • @spencerwarren8302
    @spencerwarren8302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I love that "Melon bar? Melon bar." Was important enough to make the recap

  • @masterywithdebraandkuku3410
    @masterywithdebraandkuku3410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "I'm going to destroy these dudes."
    Next episode: "Well that didn't go as planned..."

  • @dkjcb3993
    @dkjcb3993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    22:16 "Hello Birthday"

    • @uknownalternate
      @uknownalternate ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U mean 22:27

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@uknownalternate oh yeah, I probably meant to say 26, but mistyped. Thanks lol

    • @uknownalternate
      @uknownalternate ปีที่แล้ว

      Np

  • @borderlineunreadable139
    @borderlineunreadable139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    "I'm gonna destroy these dudes."
    -Markiplier 2020, before death.

    • @KaitlynBurtonISaGOD
      @KaitlynBurtonISaGOD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Momento mori lol

    • @PeachLemonade_
      @PeachLemonade_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      STOP THE SPOILERS. >:€

    • @sunsetspectre1868
      @sunsetspectre1868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PeachLemonade_ I think they might be inferring. Just like I'm inferring that I'm probably using the wrong word.

    • @PeachLemonade_
      @PeachLemonade_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sunsetspectre1868 oh ok haha. I just thought that they had watched the stream and knew what was about to happen. Thanks tho!

    • @borderlineunreadable139
      @borderlineunreadable139 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PeachLemonade_ i didn't watch the stream