KILL IT WITH FIRE!! | The Forest

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  • The Forest returns and WE return to the caves to find out what happened to our child... whatever their name was...
    The Forest Playlist ► • The Forest (NEW)
    WADE ► / lordminion777
    BOB ► / muyskerm
    EDITED BY ► / nerdfiction
    AND ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
    Awesome Games Playlist ► • Awesome Games!
    Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
    Horror Outro ► / haunted

ความคิดเห็น • 8K

  • @olliwang8897
    @olliwang8897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10189

    I like how every episode now is just either a building failure or a disgusting creature attacking them

    • @heathencreaturus1843
      @heathencreaturus1843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      New video, building stuff out of disgusting creatures

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Describes life perfectly

    • @Itsyoutubeyoulforgetbytomorrow
      @Itsyoutubeyoulforgetbytomorrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Or both, both is good.

    • @alexion2001
      @alexion2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That's the Forest for you.

    • @BobbyMucka
      @BobbyMucka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@heathencreaturus1843 I mean you can build effigies out of the corpses of the cannibals when your sanity reaches 70%. They even light on fire.

  • @shannonstevens2815
    @shannonstevens2815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2809

    I just died when bob said “I lit the Molotov and put it in my pocket is that bad?”

    • @donymills379
      @donymills379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27 imagine being a bot

    • @DJdoppIer
      @DJdoppIer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm surprised that Bob didn't also die. Literally.

    • @Niko_Niko_Ni-
      @Niko_Niko_Ni- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DJdoppIer 55 seconds ago, nice

    • @Averagenerd20
      @Averagenerd20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah me too

    • @snasdance9092
      @snasdance9092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      999

  • @BigTweeze
    @BigTweeze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2167

    So nobody’s gonna talk about the ending that made me shit myself? Alright.

    • @danielbilodeau9045
      @danielbilodeau9045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Yeah no I just about had a heart attack JFC

    • @steggie5
      @steggie5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Yeah, you mind cleaning up after yourself? There's shit on the floor and it's caking onto the rug please cle- *gags* oh god the smell *gags* what did you EAT

    • @Shatari
      @Shatari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I like how he burst out like the bloody Koolaid man.
      Mark: OH GOD!
      Monster: OH YEAH!

    • @josezavalacrowe6470
      @josezavalacrowe6470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i jumped

    • @yoinkysleepz
      @yoinkysleepz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@josezavalacrowe6470 me too

  • @nikolaimikhail7774
    @nikolaimikhail7774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3585

    The fact you can hear bones cracking whenever that monster swings his many arms is disgusting

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Good thing I wasn't wearing headphones

    • @dormammusofat
      @dormammusofat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      OH I HEAR IT… GUH🥴🤢

    • @imjustvibinboi2406
      @imjustvibinboi2406 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Mutation issues, biologically mutating something into something else can result in the original body becoming problematic during mutation.

    • @CertifiedCoffeeAddict
      @CertifiedCoffeeAddict ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@imjustvibinboi2406 ☝️🤓
      Edit: no hate to u btw

    • @Angry5704
      @Angry5704 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I never noticed that before. Now I want to play this game with someone and point that out to them. See how they react.

  • @zerofur
    @zerofur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6755

    Episode needs:
    -a disgusting creature and its armor
    -caves
    -losing something
    -ending at the most intense moment

    • @jaysolo8256
      @jaysolo8256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The ending scared me😩
      no cap

    • @thefrzenlatte8195
      @thefrzenlatte8195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jaysolo8256 Samee

    • @djpepper2811
      @djpepper2811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm sitting in the dark in my bed and that jumpscare almost felt planned it was so scary😫

    • @corndog1894
      @corndog1894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And mark destroying something

    • @aboringredmop
      @aboringredmop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Losing something, preferably their sanity

  • @homelessman3240
    @homelessman3240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1947

    I love how this series just keeps devolving into everyone screaming and something being broken.

    • @nikolaimikhail7774
      @nikolaimikhail7774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why would you say that. Now they're going to consider stopping this thoroughly entertaining series

  • @BrianMackle
    @BrianMackle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5230

    This series has the perfect blend of comedy, camaraderie, and jumpscares.

  • @emperorkraglint9792
    @emperorkraglint9792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4900

    I love how Markiplier is slowly coming to terms he's a himbo.
    Freaking loving these series. I miss the three guys hanging and playing games

    • @kawaiicake8038
      @kawaiicake8038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      *I have now come to the realization that mark is kind of a himbo and I'm both happy and scared and confused omg*

    • @juliacory6881
      @juliacory6881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      What's a himbo

    • @Kiputytto_minis
      @Kiputytto_minis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@juliacory6881 Bimbo but male. Cute, respectful, funny, but dumb. Like a golden retriever.

    • @NeovenatorGuy
      @NeovenatorGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Kiputytto_minis dumb??? dogs not dumb at all, they can be even more smart than a human, but maybe it’s a joke. :P

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@NeovenatorGuy never said all dogs, just the golden retriever breed

  • @josiehammar1032
    @josiehammar1032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9173

    Mark is the only person in the world who can have the title of *”Smartest idiot”*

    • @goomy1
      @goomy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      _yes indeed_

    • @bradleon1926
      @bradleon1926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Micheal reaves?

    • @acreativeeccentric.9312
      @acreativeeccentric.9312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@goomy1 how do you do that text?

    • @sdpelly
      @sdpelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes.

    • @kunwarrajbasra24
      @kunwarrajbasra24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@bradleon1926 your pfp made me throw my phone

  • @rampage3712
    @rampage3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3553

    The amount of times mark "lost" his spear just because he didn't look at the right spot is killing me

    • @kawaiicake8038
      @kawaiicake8038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      wait so they weren't just disappearing??

    • @rampage3712
      @rampage3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@kawaiicake8038 it may have been a little buggy with some of them, but I'm unsure of the first one cause he never walks over to the spot where he threw the first one. And the one he threw at the wall did probably glitch through it but he never looked at the garden plot because that's where it would've landed.

    • @tylerwaters9090
      @tylerwaters9090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And I think he walked past it at 4:02

    • @rampage3712
      @rampage3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@tylerwaters9090 he did. You can see a stick on the bottom right of the screen when he walks up to the rock

    • @megzzk8072
      @megzzk8072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Was anyone else yelling at him to put his lighter away when he was trying to figure out the throwing mechanics 🤣

  • @forgemakesstuff2734
    @forgemakesstuff2734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2161

    “Theres a dude moving in the water Mark”
    “I don’t believe you, I refuse to believe you”
    If you don’t look at it, it doesn’t exist

    • @NoNameO7
      @NoNameO7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *like my childhood.*

    • @mr-golden-skull535
      @mr-golden-skull535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Schrodinger's dude in the water

    • @primus0348
      @primus0348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He just tryin to take a bath XD

    • @he1lfluids1
      @he1lfluids1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Like my parents.* *out of my life*

    • @NoNameO7
      @NoNameO7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@he1lfluids1 the furry in you says it all.

  • @bcwhynot4767
    @bcwhynot4767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    I love how they are this far in and they still haven’t figured out that if you hit the log a few times it will break into sticks

    • @CactusPetePlayz
      @CactusPetePlayz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I'm sorry. What?! Am I actually so dumb as to not know that!?

    • @Hellknight101
      @Hellknight101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      i know the map like the back of my hand and this is new info to me!

    • @man-kr2ey
      @man-kr2ey ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Im sorry thats a thing?

    • @SadChad_
      @SadChad_ ปีที่แล้ว +30

      WHAT 😭 this whole time I could’ve just broken logs for sticks?! 😭

    • @thepoisonthatmakesyoulaugh379
      @thepoisonthatmakesyoulaugh379 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is this bs?

  • @heyitsjustaz
    @heyitsjustaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5783

    That Armsy coming around the corner was probably the most legit jump scare I've ever gotten off a Markiplier video

    • @christinepayfer2993
      @christinepayfer2993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      I almost choked on my food I jumped so hard

    • @Celiav.
      @Celiav. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@christinepayfer2993 what were you eating. Srry i'm hungry and curious and i don't know what to eat.

    • @christinepayfer2993
      @christinepayfer2993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@Celiav. leftover Pizza Hut

    • @Celiav.
      @Celiav. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@christinepayfer2993 oOoH thats delish

    • @LukeMaster12-ITA
      @LukeMaster12-ITA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      That shit got me too

  • @xmizfit4537
    @xmizfit4537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    Summary of this episode:
    Mark: *loses his spear twice in the void*
    Wade: *throws a molotov without lighting it*
    Bob: *lights a molotov and puts it in his pocket*
    Also Bob: *tries to sound like Jacksepticeye*

    • @rueip8416
      @rueip8416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you have a time where this happened

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait where did he pull an Irish lad?

    • @le_cheese4220
      @le_cheese4220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cats1970 8:34

  • @obiesenpai3869
    @obiesenpai3869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Mark: yells at chat that he isn't an idiot
    Mark five seconds later: "Maybe I'm just dumb."

    • @mabzb
      @mabzb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too lol

    • @he1lfluids1
      @he1lfluids1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A sign in being a idiot

    • @pleasurebird
      @pleasurebird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also Mark: throws bone spear instead of using regular ones

  • @chrissimmons9743
    @chrissimmons9743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    21:22
    Wade: Oh yeah, burn the bodies
    My Brain: 🎶Body Fire. This is a normal thing to do.🎶

    • @ninjamaster6455
      @ninjamaster6455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @MissingnO-Undertale
      @MissingnO-Undertale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I legit clipped that and it is now saved on my phone and I will watch that and I will die of laughter everytime

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    Mark: Maybe, I'm just an idiot.
    Also Mark when he builds stuff: I majored engineering, so I'm the smartest.

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's common knowledge that engineers are only smart when they build things.

    • @ruoye1201
      @ruoye1201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your comment had the perfect amount of likes
      I just had to like it 😔

    • @Piteidbeasted
      @Piteidbeasted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@err common I did read it

    • @joaotd49
      @joaotd49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@err man, i really want to report you for spam

  • @l00kaTuRdAdm8
    @l00kaTuRdAdm8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2357

    “I forgot there’s people!”
    Mark while playing with Bob and Wade, certified people

    • @ComXDude
      @ComXDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      In fact, Mark may be the only person here whose person-status is in question.

    • @err
      @err 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dønt rėad my name! Haha

    • @auranecho
      @auranecho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@err okay i wont

    • @Vanishingink4
      @Vanishingink4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What are people? Are they from the before times before the great trapping

    • @jackyherdsman9636
      @jackyherdsman9636 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like this but it's at 666

  • @dilemma08
    @dilemma08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3752

    “Pretty tasty...not gonna lie...”
    -Markiplier trying to convert his friends to cannibalism

    • @aeoz9287
      @aeoz9287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But remember when he turned them into popcorn....not the first time 0-0

    • @Enriyes20
      @Enriyes20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yup

    • @maddisonsmith2748
      @maddisonsmith2748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bone broth was just the beginning

    • @ethereal.alienation
      @ethereal.alienation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      cannibalism would solve world hunger and overpopulation

    • @maddisonsmith2748
      @maddisonsmith2748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Soylent Green, anyone?

  • @Anthony-uy5bj
    @Anthony-uy5bj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2065

    Mark: What would happen if I eat that leg
    Wade: *Bad*
    Mark: I’m gonna eat that leg
    Wade: alright! ☺️

    • @silasisaspicyboi7458
      @silasisaspicyboi7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I also watched the video

    • @willisrose9756
      @willisrose9756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That's Bob who said Bad, not Wade!

    • @Tarcisius_
      @Tarcisius_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **misses the leg**

    • @JayStanworth
      @JayStanworth ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silasisaspicyboi7458ok cool

    • @JayFromWalmark
      @JayFromWalmark ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@silasisaspicyboi7458dude me too! Thats so crazy

  • @weakestportuguese
    @weakestportuguese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12121

    This was actually the first time a Markiplier jumpscare got me, geez

    • @cctitans2475
      @cctitans2475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Thanks for the warning 😐

    • @mankim2359
      @mankim2359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      LMAO IKRRR

    • @martypittman7928
      @martypittman7928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Gets me everytime

    • @mankim2359
      @mankim2359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @@cctitans2475 lmao it’s literally 15sec into the video, you would probably miss this comment

    • @redmagician27
      @redmagician27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same

  • @Rashed1255
    @Rashed1255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    Mark: “I’m hoping it’ll go after the person screaming out loud”
    Mark: *Screams at the end*

    • @crystalmind6476
      @crystalmind6476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the comments you have are...interesting

    • @iadd2568
      @iadd2568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crystalmind6476 we must study them

    • @crystalmind6476
      @crystalmind6476 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iadd2568 HAHAHA man im just thinking what have i gotten myself into

  • @denji5604
    @denji5604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    Wade: "SECRET!"
    _famous Last word_

    • @bingbulao4281
      @bingbulao4281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it this 16:48

    • @denji5604
      @denji5604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bingbulao4281 its 24:43

    • @bingbulao4281
      @bingbulao4281 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m oddly pleased you used the singular to adjust correctly. Don’t see that a lot.

  • @buzzsburner.8286
    @buzzsburner.8286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    "I dont want to lose my spear"
    *Morgan Freeman voice:* he then proceeded, to lose his spear.

    • @randomsongs8328
      @randomsongs8328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your pfp- momento mori-

    • @buzzsburner.8286
      @buzzsburner.8286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@randomsongs8328 memento mori friend, unus; *annus*

    • @fnanimations980
      @fnanimations980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m sorry, who’s Morgan Freeman?

    • @NuggieIsMissing
      @NuggieIsMissing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like that second part would be better in David Attenborough's voice lol

    • @7.62Jayline
      @7.62Jayline 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No cuz why did I read that as ‘spare’

  • @plasmarose1827
    @plasmarose1827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Bob: *slight terror* What was that sound?
    Wade: I slurped some water.

  • @jessicabrown8259
    @jessicabrown8259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Could you imagine if this game accesssd their microphones? Like when they're all screaming about the monster with a million arms, it hears them and attacks?

    • @leviticus2001
      @leviticus2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey, it's just like Phasmophobia!

    • @blacktopbuckets
      @blacktopbuckets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leviticus2001 I know im super late but I got into the forest after phasmophobia.. I would mute my mic whenever seeing any mutants

    • @leviticus2001
      @leviticus2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blacktopbuckets The game really needs proper proximity-chat, it would get so many more views on TH-cam if it did.

  • @Angel_najera
    @Angel_najera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    I hope Mark see’s this so he can know that he can add cloth to his starting axe and he can lite it and it can be used as a torch.

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I’m sorry, you can LIGHT YOUR AXE ON FIRE?!

    • @PilotPianoGuy
      @PilotPianoGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      ​@@sydneyslaughter7163 yea it's a bit odd, but its a pretty nice feature early game. Although kinda useless now that they have flashlights.

    • @Flikanik
      @Flikanik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      They already did that with "cloth axe" and "cloth rock"

    • @maybayV2
      @maybayV2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      They put cloth on their axe like 1st or 2nd episode, it's also when they put cloth on a rock and set it on fire, which in turn, set them on fire.

    • @rachelkeaveney2990
      @rachelkeaveney2990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@maybayV2 And by 'them' you mean Mark

  • @sophianaj9511
    @sophianaj9511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Wade: throws an unlit Molotov at the enemy
    Bob: puts a lit Molotov back in his pocket
    Mark: ...forgets to click continue

    • @ninjamaster6455
      @ninjamaster6455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      do i have to say it for mark? THE CONTINUE WAS GREYED OUT edit: what happened here younger ninja?

    • @Theguywhodoesthings
      @Theguywhodoesthings 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ninjamaster6455 😐

    • @Lonkshi21
      @Lonkshi21 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seems like nobody read the intro, because it said he didn't transfer his character save

  • @CustomName
    @CustomName 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10864

    I forgot people exist too

    • @hyperstove
      @hyperstove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      ah yes, people, i remember they exist

    • @lemurman7978
      @lemurman7978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      The quarantine got us delusional

    • @अण्वायुवरीवर्त
      @अण्वायुवरीवर्त 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I swear today I saw one walking on the road through my window.

    • @SamLesCreations
      @SamLesCreations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      10/10 name dude!

    • @yaro625
      @yaro625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao I have been at home since November so I relate, xD

  • @Patch_616
    @Patch_616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1370

    “What would happen if I eat that leg?”
    “B A D”
    “I’m gonna eat that leg”

    • @sophiemoreno4305
      @sophiemoreno4305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want to like your comment but it's already at 69 so I'm just gonna comment Nice 😂👌. Edit as soon as I finish commenting this now you got to 78 likes that was fast

    • @darkflightdreamer1698
      @darkflightdreamer1698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sophiemoreno4305 ok

    • @realshadowlord
      @realshadowlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @SukasooKuro1795
      @SukasooKuro1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, perfectly fine and tasty, join in guys 😂

    • @defaulter264
      @defaulter264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sophiemoreno4305 stfu Redditor

  • @am3thysts
    @am3thysts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    Mark: “Oooh a cave”
    Me: “Oh, I wonder what it looks like in there!”
    TH-cam: *Compressed darkness*

  • @ganimagadia4616
    @ganimagadia4616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    14:55
    How to fight a Monster be like:
    Mark: *leaves the game*

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Works for Minecraft

    • @emma.dessureau
      @emma.dessureau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The most big-brained way to win in The Forest. ~leave the game~

    • @nitrate5268
      @nitrate5268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You realise it was accidental

    • @Fuzzyflame1
      @Fuzzyflame1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Nitrate Thanks Captain Obvious.

    • @madeleinelacour5877
      @madeleinelacour5877 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did he exit to fire watch?

  • @mahanhej8122
    @mahanhej8122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    I can't believe that they did the whole cave thing in 3 min that took them a whole episode

    • @Stp1497
      @Stp1497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      they hadn't done it before and so this time they knew.

    • @oof1092
      @oof1092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There weren't any monsters this time, but they had to fight them the first time

    • @lethanglong6979
      @lethanglong6979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In the stream, it took them around 30 mins. The first time took around an hour or more, so yeah, not that long to be honest

    • @mahanhej8122
      @mahanhej8122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I understand that there was no monsters but they didn't even got scare of the bats ,they where poking them too😂😂

    • @lethanglong6979
      @lethanglong6979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mahanhej8122 the difference was that in the first run, there were a horde of cannibals, and they killed Wade and Mark. Not this time babyyyyyy!!!!!

  • @marchingflute5181
    @marchingflute5181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Wade: throws unlit molotov
    Bob: lights molotov and puts it in his pocket

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Yin and Yang.

    • @elijahnun-ya1197
      @elijahnun-ya1197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i was getting ready to type that as i read your comment ;;

    • @heyitsjustaz
      @heyitsjustaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And yet somehow only Mark got hurt

    • @marchingflute5181
      @marchingflute5181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oddcrafter1270 omg yEs :')

    • @doctorboom8282
      @doctorboom8282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The duality of idiocy

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2884

    Alterate Title: Mark uses his 3000% of his one brain cell to find where his spears go

    • @agh3568
      @agh3568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Where do they go?

    • @Fazed_
      @Fazed_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@agh3568 to mrbeast

    • @Mr.Leviathan4545
      @Mr.Leviathan4545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@agh3568 Brasil

    • @glitch7749
      @glitch7749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Did anyone notice his bone spear went way farther than he looked?

    • @neonbunnies9596
      @neonbunnies9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@glitch7749 Yes, that's way he using 3000% of his one brain cell to find it

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    The Gang: *crashes on the Island most likely a couple weeks ago, has plenty of food and water to sustain themselves for a good while*
    Also Mark: *MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!*

  • @peurchao6935
    @peurchao6935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4697

    “The Forest” is gonna be “The Plains” by the time they find Timmy smh 😔

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Took me a minute to get the joke but I love it

    • @n4t4liy4h
      @n4t4liy4h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      There not even tryna find timmy at this point 🤣

    • @guy_onfire
      @guy_onfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes

    • @ncrranger9154
      @ncrranger9154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Timmy who?

    • @lunatoonss6237
      @lunatoonss6237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Nope screw that Timmy guy

  • @capturesintime639
    @capturesintime639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3246

    "I lit the molotov cocktail and put it in my pocket, is that dangerous?"
    the way i *CACKLED*

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    Mark: “Maybe I’m just an idiot”
    Me: “The smartest idiot we know”

    • @sveps1239
      @sveps1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how many comments i see from you?

    • @nobodywhyareyouasking91
      @nobodywhyareyouasking91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you make enough comments to know I don't actually care anymore

    • @Stupidity_infinity
      @Stupidity_infinity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very true

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that really holds true

    • @Timetosleep912
      @Timetosleep912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I can't tell if he's a genius or a moron" - Jacksepticeye 2020

  • @blaze1_
    @blaze1_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Mark: kids are weird
    Children: and I took that personally

  • @katezimmerman2950
    @katezimmerman2950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1198

    “I’ve got no food and no plans.”
    Ah yes, the life of a college student. Mark is returning to his inner-crisis self.

    • @leenone8673
      @leenone8673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @bayareasportsfan04
      @bayareasportsfan04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me, a high school senior: *Laughs Nervously*

    • @Gwydion86
      @Gwydion86 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm 35 and this still fits...

    • @xanthos9641
      @xanthos9641 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idiotn't

  • @spencernadeau
    @spencernadeau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    "Bone box"
    Me: immediately remembers The Raft sorting system

    • @darkmyro
      @darkmyro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hope they go back to raft one day that play through was amazing lol

    • @spencernadeau
      @spencernadeau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darkmyro I hope so too. It was great!

    • @FedoraFlickNick
      @FedoraFlickNick 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nothing left to do in it

    • @daybreak4103
      @daybreak4103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@darkmyro all we have to do is wait another raft update and hope that they will playbit again

    • @gingiber_1397
      @gingiber_1397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Shafts", head,shoulder,knees,

  • @cryptid4351
    @cryptid4351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    Mark: *Puts a members only chose your own adventure clip at the end of the video*
    Me: *cries in broke*

    • @cyte112
      @cyte112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No shame my dude, but it's only $5.00 a month.

    • @Uncle_Hargle
      @Uncle_Hargle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Kinda hard to do that when your parents fucking hate you when you ask that.

    • @ronchat9204
      @ronchat9204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@cyte112 as if everyone can afford that

    • @xxDownBadxx
      @xxDownBadxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@cyte112 sorry but I prefer to eat and live. That's 60 quid a year, for one, so you can't say it's "only" so much 😂

    • @ashlostbones
      @ashlostbones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@xxDownBadxx Not to mention priorities 😂

  • @zimberbimber
    @zimberbimber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Someone in film:
    *Dies by falling A piano on his head*
    Mark:
    ThAt WaS a BeAuTiFuL bIrThDaY

  • @UnluckyCheese
    @UnluckyCheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1133

    Ethan: “Mark is the dumbest smartest person I know.”
    Very true Eef.....

  • @Supersam-rm2fz
    @Supersam-rm2fz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Mark gathering wood all episode: This is fine
    Mark when something actually starts happening: Cut the cameras

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    Pog... He played the game all over again. But now he's much better

    • @wantsomeoreos3467
      @wantsomeoreos3467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like to see how you do it

    • @NeuronActivation
      @NeuronActivation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Goddamn you're everywhere

    • @yeetboi9246
      @yeetboi9246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How are you everywhere....

    • @CAT101YOBOI
      @CAT101YOBOI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can you sing?

    • @khunpaciny7273
      @khunpaciny7273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If I see you everywhere then that must’ve mean I’ve been everywhere

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I'm halfway through this video as I comment this.
    Mark getting a freshly-killed lizard for a "birthday present" is the best part of it so far.

  • @tahsinrahman1668
    @tahsinrahman1668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2227

    Who knew that we would ever see Mark with long hair, glasses and a piercing.

    • @Dove_SnowLY98
      @Dove_SnowLY98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      *Make*

    • @L33tinfusion
      @L33tinfusion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The pandemic hit a lot of us like that, whole new look of not giving a fuck this entire time in your home

    • @GooTheMighty
      @GooTheMighty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@L33tinfusion I grew a mustache and it actually works. Anything can happen.

    • @johnnythed1175
      @johnnythed1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maké

    • @moth300
      @moth300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Make

  • @c0pp3r
    @c0pp3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I love that little “You shouldn’t have opened the door” Easter egg

    • @choccycream4214
      @choccycream4214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When you open every single door 🧍‍♀️

    • @yellowkeyfob
      @yellowkeyfob 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I nearly shit myself lol

  • @LordOfAllJays
    @LordOfAllJays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Mark: *hits multi-armed creature from 50ft away*
    Creature: *"I see, so you've chosen REDAC-"*

  • @DinosaurNick
    @DinosaurNick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Imagine how much scarier this game would be if they could hear you talking and went after you

  • @dannyorr8430
    @dannyorr8430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Marks not an idiot he just wants to see if he can handle a horde with no gear

    • @err
      @err 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dønt rėad my name!
      DONT!

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@err I read it

    • @kinda.svs.7471
      @kinda.svs.7471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Markisploogeee

    • @kingofflames738
      @kingofflames738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@err I love these kinds of fetch quests

    • @fish914
      @fish914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he wants to go further beyond

  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    He shouldn’t have opened the door. His save would’ve been fine if he didn’t open the door.

    • @enoughtoastboy6976
      @enoughtoastboy6976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What happens if you don't open the door at the end of the vidro. I'm not a member, so I don't know

    • @tekashimaahshiha647
      @tekashimaahshiha647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@enoughtoastboy6976 same

    • @faelarheal-leaf8157
      @faelarheal-leaf8157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What even happens when you open the door?

    • @aurorabittner
      @aurorabittner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ditto, what happens if u don’t /open the door?

    • @meanyapickles
      @meanyapickles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@enoughtoastboy6976 No no I think she was talking about the door at the beginning of the video that Lixian edited a jumpscare into, they're just joking

  • @WeirdFaden
    @WeirdFaden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I love how mark basically threw his spear 60 feet, walked 20 feet and freaked out that he couldnt find it. 🤣🤣

  • @friskybiskit3181
    @friskybiskit3181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    “You remember bout birthdays?” The most threatening thing Ive ever heard.

  • @Felltorias27
    @Felltorias27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Wade and bob: oh hey mark.
    2 minutes later: *wade and bob lowing mark's self esteem for 7 seconds straight*

  • @hopp1t
    @hopp1t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    “Mark didn’t save data”
    Nobody:
    Me: *nervous about The Dead Of The Night*

    • @lokked12able
      @lokked12able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I didn't even think about that. I hope he plays up to where he left off so we get some more videos. I was loving that series.

    • @Rabiiid
      @Rabiiid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They already play the games full and he cuts, edits them into 20mins and randomly uploads them. 3 peens in a pod, i already knew he lost his save and had to restart. Feels deja-vu when i havnt watched youtube all day today and watch this over again i was like tf...

    • @bisheklol
      @bisheklol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Rabiiid 666

    • @ericaesturas1816
      @ericaesturas1816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That would be a pain if he starts from the beginning.. all the effort gone

    • @IgnusIncubus
      @IgnusIncubus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This was before Dead of Night, relax

  • @trendingtens468
    @trendingtens468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Mark: *Uploads*
    Everyone: *Goes straight to the comments*

    • @sushifox3931
      @sushifox3931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Accurate

    • @err
      @err 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dønt rėad my name! Lol

    • @hot_watermelons2690
      @hot_watermelons2690 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bot

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Incels: go straight to the comments.
      Chads: go gay to the comments

    • @JustTuxLol
      @JustTuxLol 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @EShelleton
    @EShelleton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    "I just put a lit molotov in my pocket, is that dangerous?"
    Nah, it's probably fine.

    • @shadowtheeggdog6020
      @shadowtheeggdog6020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nikodenwietrzykowski2736 I read this reply and got a demon slayer ad wrong anime

  • @samofsamnation7523
    @samofsamnation7523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    On today’s episode of “Two and a Half Brains”, Bob, the eldest child, babysits his two younger brothers Mark and Wade. Will there be another cataclysmic building error, or will they meet certain doom at the hands of a disgusting monster? *STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT*

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The real question is , who is the half brain? I personally feel like it fluctuates, but it’s usually mark.

    • @Saturn1280
      @Saturn1280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Kaunoe i think it’s more like wade and mark both have 3/4 of a brain

    • @angellowy
      @angellowy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Kaunoe i agree. Tho considering how mark is either such a smart dumbass or an idiotic genius, i bet the half brain is from mark

    • @ellmell13
      @ellmell13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “cataclysmic building error” LMAO

    • @Astella_Star
      @Astella_Star 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would love this to be a real podcast.

  • @Breezyy___
    @Breezyy___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    I was just thinking about this series, I was like “did they abandon it or what?” 😂

    • @Druzer
      @Druzer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hi there im on the road to 2k can you help?

    • @kylewalters377
      @kylewalters377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bob posts it on TH-cam and I’m pretty sure he does it live on Facebook

    • @wolfsongrising
      @wolfsongrising 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They hadn't done the livestream in a while because of some complications, I think that's why it slowed down for a bit.

    • @thecommonman9524
      @thecommonman9524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kylewalters377 as someone who's subscribed to Bob with notifications on, he's only released about as much as Mark has.

    • @shinoakeem
      @shinoakeem 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @fran26.m57
    @fran26.m57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Mark goes from: "maybe I'm dumb..."
    to: "I AM A GOD" in a matter of seconds

  • @moistmonkey8717
    @moistmonkey8717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    12:48 "If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both." - Leonard Nimoy

    • @Uncanny_fawn3153
      @Uncanny_fawn3153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rabbit...*throws spear and misses* damnit..

  • @NoiseDay
    @NoiseDay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    "Mark got a new computer."
    And immediately I knew: This is gonna be good.

    • @nebulousshade1091
      @nebulousshade1091 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you know the song that was playing over that part of the video?

  • @DoDoesDisney
    @DoDoesDisney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    i legit almost shit my pants at the end. What a huge jump scare. But then I started laughing because it was such a good lump scare. I really screamed when that arm guy showed up and when mark screamed.

  • @emilee6198
    @emilee6198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    “Yeah, it’s not like they clone.”
    Uhhuh. Totally. No crimes against God on this island. ONLY ETHICALLY SOUND SCIENCE ON THIS ISLAND, I BET.

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It holds so

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do wonder tho,how did those things come to be?I don't really expect to get that much story from these videos.

    • @anonymousapproximation8549
      @anonymousapproximation8549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou Some government agency found a magic totem thing that brings the dead back to life. The consequence is that they eventually mutate into the monsters that you see in the game.

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anonymousapproximation8549 sounds interesting,I expected more with how horrible those monsters look to be honest.

    • @Aaron-zu3xn
      @Aaron-zu3xn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      all natural organically grown 6 legged spider guy with arms sewed to his torso

  • @Littlelegend_
    @Littlelegend_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Words cannot explain how happy I was when I saw that Mark's computer background is fanart of Firewatch, seriously that was one of my favourite series when it came out on his channel and I have re-watched it sooo many times!

  • @KoutaBeanZ
    @KoutaBeanZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    Chat: * gets ready to call Mark an idiot *
    Mark: no no no no You guys DONT understand
    - Later -
    Mark: maybe i am an idiot

  • @ニコラス-w9h
    @ニコラス-w9h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2000

    Imagine if they actually followed the story and realized how fucked this game really is

    • @aaronmaciel6686
      @aaronmaciel6686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Right, it's crazy

    • @madidel6965
      @madidel6965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      i never played before, what's the story?

    • @beaugan7821
      @beaugan7821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@madidel6965 same i heard of the game before and I really want to know the story

    • @ニコラス-w9h
      @ニコラス-w9h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

      @@madidel6965 basically, your son is taken by a person covered in blood and after going through the caves and what-not, you find a an underground lab, you find your son and he is infected and will turn into a monster unless you find a living child to infect and save your son, the person that took your child was another parent that went through the same thing that you did, but at the end of the game you have a choice to shoot down a plane and steal a child to save your son, or you can blow up the lab but your son dies

    • @washingmachine569
      @washingmachine569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, what’s the story?

  • @UtopssAKAPJ
    @UtopssAKAPJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Mark: "I couldn't remember the recipe"
    Bob: "it's 2 sticks"
    😆🤣

    • @Jasmine-ws2lr
      @Jasmine-ws2lr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your comment was copied by Irina Shayk :(

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jasmine-ws2lr thanks

  • @bnsalmon08
    @bnsalmon08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Uh, did anyone else hear Mark talking from behind his closet door at the end of the video? No? Just me? K cool

    • @Randomness823
      @Randomness823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah but sadly it leads to a members only video

    • @cynburnv4976
      @cynburnv4976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Randomness823 that explains why it goes nowhere when I tried to click it. Dang.

    • @jamessikorski4219
      @jamessikorski4219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Randomness823 great news, it’s been uploaded to the channel for everyone

  • @Techstriker1
    @Techstriker1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    "Don't open this door"
    ~clicks~
    "MEMBERS ONLY CONTENT"
    Well, that makes not opening it easy. :p

    • @informitas0117
      @informitas0117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Just like those shitty mobile game ads.

    • @shadowmonster7503
      @shadowmonster7503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yup

    • @lunasagaming5801
      @lunasagaming5801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@informitas0117 mhm

    • @kit_callie
      @kit_callie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does that mean we opened pandora's door?

    • @EvilAliceWonderland
      @EvilAliceWonderland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is the video anyways? like a jumpscare or something?

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Mark with the right gear: "Ugh, caves sound icky. Imma just not."
    Mark with starter gear: "Let's dive into them caves!"

  • @edgelord590
    @edgelord590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Mark gets new computer:
    Chat: “and I took that personally”

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want to know why he got a new computer when he probably had a $10k Alienwear setup...Did the top of the line product they had to offer fail??

    • @Rabiiid
      @Rabiiid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I swear to god i already watched this video? I havnt watched youtube today. But i alrdy knew he lost his save? wtf.

    • @adude4157
      @adude4157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pineappleparty1624 computers are always changing for example he probably had a 2080ti Gpu before and is now most likely running a 30 series (not that it’s needed for these games but as I said, computers are ever changing)

    • @tembikai9677
      @tembikai9677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pineappleparty1624 I remember in a stream he said that he didn't use the computer that alien ware gave him bcs he is just too lazy to set up the computer. I think his "new computer" is the one that alien ware gave him

  • @lcatchmylazerl9245
    @lcatchmylazerl9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I was laughing so hard when they just stood there burning the cannibals

  • @ameliastarcher1121
    @ameliastarcher1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I feel like mark is the only one who hasn't lost their minds yet. Wade killed "jimmy big bones", and bob sounded like he wanted to kill wade AND mark.
    Edit: i forgot he ate a leg lol. But he hasn't threatened to kill anyone yet sooo...

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    *"I Don't Have Any Bones. Do You Guys Have Any Bones I Can Borrow?!"*
    That out of context is just hilarious for me lol! 😂😂😂

    • @elbenezermirabuena7755
      @elbenezermirabuena7755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why would he borrow a bone when he can literally use a steel bone so he doesn't have to worry about injuries he's causing.

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially after breaking his foot and two noses.

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @RITA - F**UСК МЕ What does that mean?! 😅

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @RITA - F**UСК МЕ 💋❤️

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet That’s exactly the reason why I thought it was funny lol! 😂😂😂

  • @snailcat1086
    @snailcat1086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Mark: "Hey, if you could just open this door-"
    Me: "No, I don't think I will."

  • @jessicacho3395
    @jessicacho3395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    19:48
    That’s the kind of stuff my dad and his friends would do as a child for entertainment. But without the monsters and not in a cave.

    • @Luna-ii9wg
      @Luna-ii9wg 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My Pa makes moonshine and he’s lit it on fire before

  • @H4loR4ptor
    @H4loR4ptor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Mark: "Ah cool, meds!"
    **Proceeds not to take them**

    • @stevejacob7432
      @stevejacob7432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That cliff hanger at the end is🔥

    • @reddragon9241
      @reddragon9241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It says in the corner that he collected them though..?

    • @Swamp-Deity
      @Swamp-Deity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reddragon9241 yeah but he didn't use them tho

    • @rii7550
      @rii7550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Swamp-Deity its like hes keeping them for later

    • @neonx8419
      @neonx8419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we watched the video

  • @Flunkmaster
    @Flunkmaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Oh thank the heavens... I was worried this series was over

    • @err
      @err 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dønt rėad my name! Haha

    • @bee5707
      @bee5707 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @asterix...
      @asterix... 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Cruzorae
      @Cruzorae 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@err alright I won't then

    • @wednesdaythe11th2
      @wednesdaythe11th2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree

  • @woodenswordboy9676
    @woodenswordboy9676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    16:50
    “That other came, That other came, That come
    ...
    Gimme your come!”
    ~ Markiplier 2021

  • @minatoarisato3677
    @minatoarisato3677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "I forgot there's people." Is about how quarantine has been going

  • @likeaprotutorials5150
    @likeaprotutorials5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Is nobody going to mention that Mark and them chose fighting the armsy instead of getting the katana...? There were SO close.

    • @cooper2495
      @cooper2495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      They didn’t get the katana did they? And what cave did they end up going to at the end

    • @gamergrub6917
      @gamergrub6917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They do find it in the next episode

    • @TitoVladez115
      @TitoVladez115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gamergrub6917 next episode got released already? How?

    • @TitoVladez115
      @TitoVladez115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lucid Ferret wait there was a stream?! Is it with the member only thing or ?

    • @carmylfn
      @carmylfn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TitoVladez115 twitch

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    Mark: “Maybe I’m just an idiot”
    Me: “Well you broke the same foot twice”

    • @alexandraluster284
      @alexandraluster284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mark's my dad?

    • @ivanreyes8245
      @ivanreyes8245 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexandraluster284 no are you opsesed with mark cuase if you do your a creep

    • @ilikecats3131
      @ilikecats3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ivanreyes8245 I think they were joking-

    • @yippeeflowers
      @yippeeflowers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ivanreyes8245 might want to learn some english, bud

    • @mariaemily2732
      @mariaemily2732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ivanreyes8245 obsessed*

  • @cryptid4131
    @cryptid4131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Me: *Sees intro* panik
    Mark: HOLD ON, ACTUALLY-
    Me: no more panik

  • @weird_ghostix3889
    @weird_ghostix3889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    11:11
    Bob’s concerned “MARK!” gets me every time

  • @blairehr9365
    @blairehr9365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I can’t believe they’re actually trying to follow the game’s story now

    • @confusedgrandma2550
      @confusedgrandma2550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They spent two episodes making a goshdarn bridge.

    • @kelduarjudgester9083
      @kelduarjudgester9083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They’re not exactly trying for story they’re just trying to find a map for utility

    • @kelduarjudgester9083
      @kelduarjudgester9083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think all of them have come to terms with the fact that the child has been eaten alive and his bones are equipped for armor for some cannibal

    • @FiftyStates5
      @FiftyStates5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kelduarjudgester9083 If only that was what happened... Honestly that'd be more humane

    • @imogeng6701
      @imogeng6701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like how we're some of the few people that understand the start of the video

  • @crystalcreeper6knight320
    @crystalcreeper6knight320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Bob: *Pulling up a map to try to find a cave*
    Mark: *Subtly trying to get the others to eat a human leg*

  • @YelanValleyOrchid
    @YelanValleyOrchid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Mark: "I am a Wrinkle brain"
    Also mark: *Leaves game whilst fighting*

    • @hmm6698
      @hmm6698 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Combat logs*

    • @likesc00b59
      @likesc00b59 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hmm6698 he didn’t close the game or exit the server, so no

  • @jameskleczek1464
    @jameskleczek1464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Hey, meds. Aw sweet meds." **shatters stalactite**

  • @Aichi1138
    @Aichi1138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "I just dont trust the water"
    I'm sure that has absolutely nothing to do with Amnesia: dark descent or Subnautica

    • @Sofaine-jw2sy
      @Sofaine-jw2sy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ط حيل عاةعغ

    • @ajallen212
      @ajallen212 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Other way around, hes always had a fear of the ocean/large bodies of water. and said so multiple times in the letsplays of both of those games. lol

    • @muzzle8760
      @muzzle8760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sure this has absolutely nothing to do with THE GONGOOZLER

  • @Crazy_Bomb
    @Crazy_Bomb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "You lit him on fire perfectly in time for that to be my nightmare." What a mood.

    • @TheViscoKid
      @TheViscoKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd love to see the footage from his POV.

    • @constancefontenot2605
      @constancefontenot2605 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That right there made me laugh the hardest

  • @treybrzezowski3259
    @treybrzezowski3259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the third Creepy Mutant has arrived: The Armsy.

    • @Blueshark8O9
      @Blueshark8O9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not to be confused with its cousin "Handsy".

    • @cinnamonflavoredbees
      @cinnamonflavoredbees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You say "the third" as if you're implying there's more than three and I'm afraid

    • @treybrzezowski3259
      @treybrzezowski3259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@cinnamonflavoredbees In total there are 5, The first one they encountered is called the Virginia (the one with 7-8 legs), the second is the Cowman (The bulky thing that attacked Wade), then Armsy, and the remaining 2 are the End Boss and the Worm. The Worm only becoming available after beating the End Boss.

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha, so true!

    • @mrsexy5680
      @mrsexy5680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cant wait for number 4. *h e l i c o p t e r*

  • @melodyelise7487
    @melodyelise7487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    16:51 has me coming back to just see this one fumble over words again and again.

  • @eelijah1027
    @eelijah1027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Honestly, mark is the type of person you can't hate. He's just, so hilarious and has such a nice voice.

    • @lankylizard7318
      @lankylizard7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @a pupper why

    • @Pinonyan
      @Pinonyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who would hate such a man 😍

    • @dale.gro_
      @dale.gro_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr he’s great!

    • @ryanbui2046
      @ryanbui2046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is the incarnation of charisma

    • @highelo4359
      @highelo4359 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The one who completely opposite is tommy

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Mark: “I forgot there’s people!”
    Bob and Wade: “Are we a joke to you?”

    • @stix3179
      @stix3179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2 comments on the same video? I smell a sin.

  • @inevitableannihilation2774
    @inevitableannihilation2774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    When mark does a stupid:
    Everyone: OH THIS JUST GOT SERIOUS

  • @rosabauzallompart9525
    @rosabauzallompart9525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You took like 5 years of my life with that final scene. Good job Mark, good job. Who's gonna pay my premature funeral?