OUR DEFENSES DO NOTHING!! | The Forest
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2021
- Our dream of creating an impenetrable fortress, a veritable bastion of defense, in The Forest is slowly collapsing around us. Both the dream... and our fortress...
The Forest Playlist ► • The Forest (NEW)
WADE ► / lordminion777
BOB ► / muyskerm
EDITED BY ► / nerdfiction
AND ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
Awesome Games Playlist ► • Awesome Games!
Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
Horror Outro ► / haunted - เกม
![[Live] : ONE FIGHT NIGHT 23 | คู่เอก "เร ยุน vs อาลิเบก"](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ClLQVYWSrUk/mqdefault.jpg)
Cannibal: Why don't we take that smaller bridge to get to those guys?
Other Cannibal: Shut the fuck up Jerry, that's secret bridge
Big funny man
😂😂
.😂
F-ing Jerry. Always ruins the mood.
Fuckin Jerry bro, why the hell do we keep him around?
I love bridge simulator
*wheeze*
Wheeze!!!!!!!!!
Mmmhm agreed. :)
I love this vine reference
Until night falls.
The Secret Bridge: *Exists*
Every Cannibal on the Peninsula: "Imma pretend I didn't see that"
It’s because it’s secret
I love how the cannibale legit just didn’t cross that bridge
They respect the secret bridge far too much
@@goddess9739 there is no such thing, the secret bridge is a *diety*
there's no pretending, it's a secret
The cannibals only come by because they’re trying to figure out what the hell y’all are doing
🤣😂😂
Hahahaha!! Best comment right here.
Cannibal 1: what the hell are those idiot doing ?!
Cannibal 2: idk let's send a guy to ask them.
Cannibal who got send: try to speak is language.
The guy : let kill him
💀💀
The fact that they are called cannibals says otherwise
"He'll huff and puff and he won't know what the fuck is going on."
Never have I seen a better metaphor and I intend to spread it.
Lmao I am too
absolutely
Why are there only 3 comments
Idk
It's too funny. The funniness has left no room for commentary. It's too perfect.
The forest: cannibals killing people and trying to save your son
Mark: Bridge simulator!
@Evan Scammell it’s a bot.
Best you can do is report it.
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course!
Who cares, he's dead anyway. Bridges are more importend.
Mark's playing Poly Bridge
@Augestx shutup
the fact that the cannibal respected mark by going away from the secret bridge after being politely asked to is a highlight of this video
Some tips.
1. The more negative interactions you have with the cannibals, the more they'll come after you and the more creepy mutants they'll send. (Not that they'll leave you alone altogether. They're douchelords.)
2. Not that you care about outfits, but smack the lady in the plane that you got the plane axe from enough and you'll get her outfit, which I find incredibly funny.
3. Your sanity (viewable in the "Stats" tab) decreases:
A) When you don't sleep.
B) When you kill a cannibal.
C) When you dismember a cannibal.
D) Gradually when you spend time in caves. I think it's, like, 0.001% per second.
E) Eating a cannibal.
When your sanity decreases to anywhere below 90%, you can build effigies from the cannibals' body parts. It causes fear in most cannibals; those will avoid you. There are a few that'll still attack you. In other words: Effigies don't stop the cannibals from attacking you entirely.
4. Your sanity increases:
A) When you listen to music.
B) When you sleep.
C) When you sit down on chairs, benches, etc.
D) When you eat fresh (animal) meats.
5. If you need feathers, you can build a birdhouse.
6. Rabbits can breed if you put some in a rabbit cage. The more you have, the higher the chances of them procreating.
Please keep playing. These videos make my day and I'm sure it's the same for a lot of other people.
i screenshotted this for use when i play the forest myself. you are a genius
@The Almighty Ninja we need to know
@The Almighty Ninja can confirm
so like is there a way for cannibals to stop attacking me after a while if i dont attack them..after a while?
@@Prto90 no; in the game there is a thing where the cannibals are becoming constantly more aggressive to you. If you don’t attack them they will send less but if you kill them a lot they will first send more to attack you but then if brutal enough (Dismembering, killing with limbs etc) they will give u a sacrifice and leave u alone for a few days. But they will become constantly more aggressive to you.
Mark: *realises that he can make a dock*
Game: *starts raining*
Lixian: I don’t even have to do anything
Underated
what timing
God did his work for markaplier
Chill dude
@@gameout6420 😔 markplier is he called
...
The forest: horror game
Markiplier: let’s build a bridge the ultimate bridge
The shsl bridge, of course
Im so fast
@@jasperallison4634 I reported the account
Sup mark
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
This entire series is the “what not to do” section in a survival guide.
America's Funniest Survival Videos
I mean, there are also a lot of things that people teach people to do in a life or death situation, and they are pretty horrible. like, conserve water, if your thirsty, than drink until you no longer are, and look for more first. as well as, cactus juice is a horrible stand in for water. it just makes you more thirsty, and gives you diarrhea, and nausea, so those are very bad things to do in a survival situation.
@@Biggsman_IV also makes you hallucinate and try to eat your pet flying lemur. Trust me shit is insane.
Do *not* split up in caves
Do *not* cut holes in gazebos
Do *not* focus on “the perfect” bridge
Do *not* eat human flesh
Do *not* destroy cabins
Do *not* jump off cliffs with your log sleds
How to not survive
*I'm seeing a plot twist* - they find Timmy and take him through the main bridge and then Bob makes the platform higher and drowns Timmy for entertainment reasons
I can see the Three Stooges of TH-cam doing this.
@@sunnywhite196 Alright, so who's who? I imagine Mark is Moe, Bob is Larry and Wade is Curly (who is the butt of all jokes)
@@r.j.penfold They seem to trade roles around pretty frequently throughout the playthrough.
@@r.j.penfold wdymm
@@artsy_axli6583 I'm talking about the three stooges
"Did you just try to jump onto my boat?"
"Listen, I'm 𝓭𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰"
How you write like that ?!
@@Geoffrey6_ with the power of 𝕘𝕠𝕕 and a 𝒻𝑜𝓃𝓉 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑜𝓇
@@Geoffrey6_ *_yes_*
Font generator ?
I write like *this* or **this** by just adding more * to the beggining and the end of the sentence
@@Geoffrey6_ just google don’t generator and copy paste from the site you write on
Mark: "oh hey, this is the secret bridge. Please go away"
Cannibal: "understandable. Have a nice day"
I was looking for this comment xD
5:56 :}
@@vitaniweapon413 me too
@Dizzy Stick i know im gonna clip this
@@blackfang-ms5rq awesome
Mark’s character 90% of the time: *Dying of thirst and starvation*
Mark: *Behold the wall of Mark.*
The wall of markith
The wall of marksimonius
" some number of legs is coming " always hits me right in the funny bone 😂😂
I guess he fucked off 😂😂
I swear💀
I like the idea of Timmy just like sitting in a cave fuckin scared for his like and his family is just like "the great waallll!!!"
Bruh 😂😂
Meanwhile His family just discovered what docks are and losing Their minds over it.
It’s fine. In the story he’s already dead if I remember right.
@@cheazzila2906 If I remember correctly you shoot down a plane to sacrifice someone else to save your kid, and the cycle continues
@@focalpoint._ ah, so I don’t remember correctly.
At this rate, the cannibals don't need to kill them. They can just sit back and say, "They're doing just fine on their own."
CANIBAL
@@marzipan1405 no he was correct and you are not.
They DO know that they have to save a child???
@@adoreeasiya 🤣🤣🤣 i comment that on every the forest video
@@adoreeasiya watching this game play has me confused I love it and it's funny but I'm starting to believe thos game never ends and the son never existed lol
I like how Timmy's lost in the woods with some crazy cannibal and has absolutely no chance of survival and everyone's just like: Better build 15 more bridges.
Umm, actually 🤓
Zac
“You don’t scare me!”
**terrified screaming**
24:37
@@goldenchipsempire thanks
**Mark after the finishing The Forest**
"Im a man who owns FIVE BRIDGES!"
😂🤣🤣🤣
excuse me do you mean 500,000,000,000?
* *”I am a man who BUILT 5 bridges!!”*
And when they are done, they are going to find they need boats for something and need to tear down the bridges for them, I bet
Oh my God this is amazing your awesome 😂👏
I feel like the “Previously on-“ section will eventually just be everyone screaming.
You mean it isn't already?
@Augestx did i ask
@@beansmcsquenz4444 he is lying, he is also a bot, look at how he spelled it. 😂
@Augestx you have replied with this on nearly every single comment so quit yo bullshit.
@@beansmcsquenz4444 hes also saying that so people go and see his comment so he can get views on his video, yeah im not dumb I know.
I still think that "ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᵐʸ ᵇᶦʳᵗʰᵈᵃʸ" is one of the funniest bits from this series
Mark using a slingshot the whole time like he's actually doing damage is so entertaining
Explain the time he two shotted the cannibals then
@@visage9040 headshots
It was probably a stealth kill since slingshots can do that
Who’s gonna tell them that you can transport logs with the zip lines
Oh no, can they really? 😂
Wait till they find out...
Oh my God...
We have to alert them of this-
Memento Mori
Bob is the eldest, Wade is the middle child, and Mark is the youngest
and timmy is the little ugly pet rat everyone thought was dead, but was just out in the open, totally unnoticed, that is, until one of them remembers and says "hey, you know that rat that we found in the backyard? doesn't that thing by the garbage can look a bit like him?" "hmm, no. this one looks a bit less ugly"
100% accurate
The way I wheezed when Bob walked around the door effortlessly on the other bridge
The forest: *A survival horror game about being stranded and saving your son from mutated demon people*
Mark: “This bridge needs to be perfect, I was in engineering school once”
When he brings up engineering school XD
So true xD
The mutant is just a person who stole Timmy to bring his daughter back but his daughter kills him and you find him later in the game
I am gonna guess that he’s going to make three more bridges and say “I am a man who owns *five* bridges.”
My parents promised if I hit 10k subs by the end of the year there will buy me a new monitor and keyboard. I really need that..,😔🙏😭😖
Yes I hope 😂
Yea....I can see that
@@GS_PlayzFN lmao go play fortnite somewhere else please.
@@GS_PlayzFN but you have a 5000$ setup
I love how Mark and his friends are more serious and stressed building the bridge than fighting cannibals is
why is no one talking about how it starts to rain immediately after Mark realizes that he could have built a dock the entire time?? it's almost like the game itself was deliberately trolling him lmaoooo
40% building bridges, 40% of wade getting to know the letter "c", 10% markiplier sadnes realising hes dumdum, 10% AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And 10% *AHHHHHHHH*
10% raft
whats the other ten percent
@@unuviolcr6706 we don't talk about that part.
@@unuviolcr6706 oh i forgot 10 percent
Mark: “friendship comes first.”
Says the guy who keeps abandoning his teammates in mutant attacks
And also abandoned said teammate later on
Honestly I wish I had more friends that played the forest
Not this comment having 666 likes😳
the entire plot of this series is starting to become Bridge building
he's his own best friend.
I like how Mark refers to water as drink
Mark: you’re gonna fall in the drink
20:24 This is one of many times, Wade is legit an absolute genius in this playthrough
This series is honestly just the perpetual cycle of failure, success, and over feeding Mark’s ego.
Mark's hubris will be the best Greek tragedy to keep happening
oh worm I love your pfp! trans rights >:3
Trans rights
Sounds kinda like his TH-cam career, HEYOOOO!!! :D
@Nunya Business Aspie rights, comrade
By this point it’s literally just ‘Deforestation with Mark an friends’
@Augestx no
game title: "the forest"
mark & co.: "are you sure about that??"
Went from “The Forest” to “De Forest”
Bridge building simulator
@@lynn4840 - lmao
Timmy: Scared and alone in the lab
Mark and the boys: SECRET BRIDGE 🤫
FORGET about the bridge theres something even more important they built the GREAT WALL OF CHINA lmao
Mark: Guys, I could’ve built a Dock...
Bob & Wade: A dock???
Mark: Look... *displays dock bridge disappointed*
*Bob & Wade burst out laughing at Mark’s misfortune*
18:11
Edit: timestamp
Mark: *secret bridge*
Cannibals: *visible confusion*
@@post8r55 bruh just stop bragging
Mark:Hey this is the secret bridge
Cannibal: oh okay sorry man
Understandable have a great day.
Mark: [proceeds to complete his stupidly pathetic idea of a secret bridge]
Cannibals: .... Well, who are we to deny a man his dreams?
I hope they actually finish this game and don’t just drop it off and leave us hanging.
W E L P
I hate to tell you this, bestie 😩
😐
This comment did not age well
hmm sounds like foreshadowing
We all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us.
Bushes of love. 💜
It was waiting in the bushes for us
@@OneTopic2 yes! Exactly! 💜
Oh hi One Topic
@Augestx SHUT UP
Cannibals: *dangerous, murderous, savage*
Mark: "this is the secret bridge, can you go away?"
Cannibal: "oh whoops sorry bout that, have a nice day. 😳"
HE WONT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT SECRET BRIDGEEEE 🤫🤫🤫🤫
What about the 6 legged creature?
He was like "understandable, have a good day."
Lol
check me out bruv
24:50 Mark accidentally reveals that he does care about Wade.
Bob! Wait for Wade!
Mark: oh hey, this is the secret bridge please go away
Cannibal: I shall respect your wants
Mark, Bob and Wade playing The Forest: "Can we play Raft?!"
The Banana Splits Movie
What happened to Raft?
How many subs can I get off this comment current: 32
@@OfficialBeastShortsPage none.
@@tristanallen9315 Chapter 2 ended and now theyre waiting for chapter 3
21:33 The Cannibals off in the distance witnessing this: "Man and I thought we where dumb
TONIGHT on Forest Gear:
Mark builds a trio of bridges and loses his mind,
Bob parkours off some stairs (21:15)
And Wade resorts to cannibalism (14:58)
Cannibal: comes running to the secret bridge
Markiplier: "Hey this is the secret bridge can please go away."
Cannibal: moon walks away confused why markiplier is so calm
Markiplier: "Thank you."
even the cannibals know when a man is defeated and its just not the time to attack them...
i feel the cannibals are like mutants nit like the superhero/villain kind, I’m talking the Chernobyl kind
@@tenzinc1514 hmmmm
@@tenzinc1514 The truth is that the more naked, run on all fours ones, are mutants, just like the virginias, fattys and armsies. Including those big grey and masked ones, the ones that run on two legs and use tools or throw fire are people who just use paint to make themselves look like mutants, and blend in, actually, if you bait one of them into water, the water will actually wash the paint off, and any actual mutants will attack the normal human cannibals.
@@callumkristofer7793 i did not know that...to be fair anyone ive seen play this game attacks any of the cannibals before u can get a good look at them
at this rate there will be enough carts in the river to make another bridge
Or a dam. If it holds enough water back, they won’t need any bridges.
@@naimac1015 that would be worse, and wont deter the cannibals, but it would be dope if that was actually a feature
They should build a dock....
“I’d rather things not be erbiderbiderrr” love that
1:11 Bob: "How am I still on fire if I'm underwater?"
SpongeBob rules Bob.
They do be bridging
They very do
Very yes bridg
NUBBZ?!? I'M SUBSCRIBED, HOW THE F**K DID YOU GOT HERE?!?
Yes they bwing
Tho
Other youtubers: playing forest normaly
Mark,bob and wade: playing forest like minecraft and getting crazy because of a bridge
so accurate
Lol
I hope they go for the lab, because the final boss is insane.
This is why they are so enjoyable to watch
I appreciate how every episode ends with screaming and utter chaos
The fact that game start raining after mark realized he can make a dock really funny
Little Timmy: Lost in the forest. Terrified. Likely gonna die a horrible horrible death.
Mark, Bob, Wade: B R I D G E
If I remember right, he’s already dead
@@cheazzila2906 shhhhh you can't spoil it like that...
@@omen-200 the game has been out for like 3 years
@@cheazzila2906 hes not dead. He’s in a chamber underground and he’s the main character in Sons of the Forest lmao
@@Unknownburger ya, I’ve already been told. Don’t pay attention to me. I’m a dumbass
I start crying from laughter when ever someone forgets the Happy Birthday trap is there
every single comment: (insert ways to make the gameplay better and safer)
mark, bob, and wade: doo doo doo build secret bridge doo-
Timmy: *Somewhere out in the forest probably starving*
Mark: B R I D G E
WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear b
Hes probably fine
us is he dead
Theyve clarified that Timmy is definitely dead lol
L
Welcome to *The Forest* where all we do is *De Forest*
*yes.*
The aspiring park ranger part of me can't help cringing a little every time they cut another tree down... but they're leaving the stumps, so at least some of the trees will respawn
@@jacksoupticeye oh, wow! Ur a park ranger? Cool!
@@optimallyproudjoestarboi3061 Oh, I'm not a park ranger yet! I'm hoping to become one someday, but I'll probably never be more than a volunteer. Currently I'm just a nerd who loves plants a lot :)
@@jacksoupticeye Respect to you! Not many people think much about plants, let alone care about them as much as rangers do so you have my respect
"when the fox comes and huffs and puffs he wont know what the fuck is going on"
i am dying
Big bad wolf*
Poor Wade, getting dragged off the boat and his friends just leaving him behind, you can hear the fear in his voice asking for them to come back.
It's sadly hilarious.
Previously on Forest: "The bridge was a bad idea!"
Now on Forest: "Let's build a lot of bridges."
Nice hart
@@some1598 Thanks. Doctors say it shouldn't look like that, but I think it's fine.
On the one hand, you have to admire his determination. On the other, you can't help but think that maybe they'd be having a lot less trouble if they'd just decided to have a cart on each side, and just carry the supplies over the bridge from one cart to another.
@@MrGranten or just have one bridge with a gate on it
I look up to you. I strive to be you.
My bank account fights me every month but i won't let it win.
This game is pretty relaxing when the sun is up, then completely intense at nightfall. 😂
pLoT
Basically Minecraft
It's awesome
Yeah
So true
18:32 the rain is so well timed
17:27 is by far the funniest part in the whole video.
It's just. It's gold.
Or maybe 18:14.
This whole video is extremely funny.
Cannibal: *walks up to the secret bridge*
Markiplier: You can’t this is the secret bridge
Cannibal: Understandable have a good day
And he was never seen again.
Well, it’s understandable have a nice day... but it has a good and refreshing twist...
I like it...
@@LDaniel_BDuce I don’t know if you did that on purpose but it’s not nice day it’s great day
@@Squidemon
He said “Understandable have a good day” when it’s “Understandable have a nice/great day”
I just said it had a nice and refreshing twist
Timmy: *Am Not Scared Of You My Fathers Gonna Save Me*
Mark: *Behold The Great Wall Of Mark*
I keep thinking that Timmy is just sitting in a cave saying ( I think Im in danger ) in a high voice while his dad is going oh I'm drowning
20:15 that looks like a flaming sword
Why is no one else talking about the way that wade got yeeted off the raft at 21:40 🤣
"uh this is the secret bridge please go away"
"ok"
Mark: “I didn’t build one good thing.”
Me: *remembers he built the stone walls* “Suuuuurrrrreee.”
Same. That was a great accomplishment.
The fact that the hole for door in the stone wall is perfection
Marks to hard on himself ☹️
He did one
But a major one
@@kawaski60fps75 how bout no
This gives me the funniest anxiety of my life.
20:00 This just is the perfect representation of their playing together.
Beginning of video: “Previously on The Forest”
Mark, Bob and Wade: *Demonic screeches*
Seriously, I see you on every one of marks recent vids
Previously on the forest: we spent 25 minutes building a bridge
The Forest: A horror game with actual demon cannibals that kidnapped the main characters son
Mark and gang: Polybridge?
Timmy: Currently dying
The boys: Could we play Raft in The Forest??
21:45 close ur eyes and listen
Alternative title:
"Big fat charging baby attacks 3 perfect bridge building men"
This title has a so Unus Annus feeling
Cowman, fatman
@Augestx don’t lie who else is a “fan” of Augustx for less then a milia second. Your only purpose in life is to become an organ donor.
@@freakout6541 god damn
2 1/2 men
alternate title: Almost-engineer drop out gets mad at his own inability to engineer good
And it only took a few hrs lol.
With friends ! 🙃👍
15:51 Wade falls in the water but Mark falls in the water and ends up in the forest 😂😂
currently watching myself through the whole the forest series and just can say, whenever this trio creates a video, it's the best thing ever. I never felt more entertained than when I watched these three do literally ANYTHING
This gameplay should be titled “Mark and friends destroy the forest for useless structures they later destroy”
How about “mark and his friends losing their minds in a mutant infest forest”.
bad engineering apocalypse survival style
Welcome to The Forest series by Markiplier. In this episode the three men lose their minds making stupid bridges and destroying trees and making new bridges just to destroy them.
Next on my Strange Addictions:
"Hi my name is Markiplier and im addicted to building bridges"
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary??
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc)
caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
Rogal Dorn would be proud
@@technoraver99 i read through that entire thing and thats 5 minutes ill never get back. bye im reporting for spam 😔✌️
"i cant stop building bridges they're just so *perfect* almost as much as lady demitricus"o
@@technoraver99 "less sadness etc" IM SORRY MY DEPRESSION IS DIRTYING UP THE PLACE XD
Mark and Bob (platonically) flirting makes my day
Me waiting for the next video on The Forest be like: 👁️👄👁️
yea lol still waiting
First rule of secret side bridge: don’t talk about secret side bridge.
Second rule of secret side bridge: dOn’T tAlK aBoUt SeCrEt SiDe BrIdGe!!!
Got it!
... So about this side bridge--
@@emj5721 yeah...that bridge is fucked
@Augestx Just STOP
@Augestx Lmao the bots are getting more desperate by the day with the time subscribed thing
the greatwall must be built
Here before this has alot of likes
@@syedhassanali5837 shut up
@@tariqshatat5501 open down
My parents promised if I hit 10k subs by the end of the year there will buy me a new monitor and keyboard. I really need that..,😔🙏😭😖🥺
@@GS_PlayzFN stfu
i love how mark has a bow but decides to use slingshots
1:35
"I would like to submit a bug report."
Can we just talk about how well timed Mark's sadness and the game's rain were at 18:40?
ya did gud man
Timing 100
If this series were a survival show irl, it would be called "Stupid and afraid"
"Stupid and Afraid 2: A Bridge Too Far"
@@DJB3lfry "Stupid and Afraid 3: The Wall of Ages"
I can imagine that being a show similar to the Office, but instead of set in an office, it's a Man vs. Wild parody. And hey, Mark has drank... Ethan's pee, at the very least. So he's already on his way to becoming the new Bear Grylls!
Wade: Can we customize a raft?… can we play Raft?
Me: I’m sure the modding community is on it.
I absolutely love that they named the lake/river “The Drink.”
Monster: _approaches_
Mark: “oh hey, this is the secret bridge could you please go away”
Monster: *understandable, have a nice day*
Hey jojo someone already made this comment...so like if you wanna look for him and have a discussion of who delete the copy....I'm pretty sure you're the OG but I can remember exactly. I don't just saying like If one of you puts and trademark or copyright on this comment it could end being a really bad time so I suggest that you get this figured out as soon as possible.
You both posted the comment "14 hours ago" so I don't know I personally like your rendition slot more so you should hunt down Mr. Guakacado and eliminate him.
@@TheLuckyLuke314 Honestly. Who gives a shit?
@@Kibbuster accurate statement
@@TheLuckyLuke314 do you have any hobbies at all?
Mark, Wayde, and Bob are the kind of people to forget to reinforce the side bridge as well as forget that even when the drawbridge is up its shallow enough for the cannibals to cross...
22:00
That moment when they straight up start playing raft
It even has a parapet! (For Bob’s captain wheel)