BEING VIKINGS w/ FRIENDS | Valheim
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ม.ค. 2025
- Ever wanted to be a Viking? Step into the world of Valheim
The Forest Playlist ► • The Forest (NEW)
WADE ► / lordminion777
BOB ► / muyskerm
EDITED BY ► / rad_r
AND ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
Awesome Games Playlist ► • Awesome Games!
Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
Horror Outro ► / haunted
Mark sees bees goes hits bees and is instantly surprised at his mistake you've got to love Mark
Dønt rêad my name! Haha
Heck yeah
Ah, yes, nature's piñata.
@@err aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Sadly this is Marks biggest Down Fall
At this point 'run into the fire' and 'let trees fall on your head' is just part of the to-do-list for these bois whenever they play a game like this...
Well, you have to run into the fire to see if it does fire damage, that's the rule
@Sam Fontaine
Precisely! Hitting another player to check for PVP is another one.
@Sam Fontaine
It's a set of rules many people develop naturally, born through the curse of human curiosity.
@@The-Branch And seeing if the physics actually hurt you or not.
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 seeing if physics is allowed to work or not you mean?
Since Wade is Wode, Mark is Mork, it's clear they switched the "a" in their names to "o", therefore Bob should've switched his "o" into "a." Therefore, *Bab.*
I need this in my life now
Now I'm confused
doesnt apply because bob never goes by bob in games, always muyskerm
@@ronaldcarlson198 moyskorm
@@beepobeepo Skormoy
I like how he just drops all his broken tools rather than repairing them at the work bench... for free
To be fair, it took me two hours, three axes, and two hammers to realize what the icon in the workbench meant because the game never says it anywhere and the first time I clicked it nothing happened. The game doesn't exactly have a tutorial so going in blind involves a lot of trial and error, which for me has been a blast.
I was a day in irl till I figured it out
Took me until I had bronze tools and weapons
Yeah my first axe and hammer ended up getting dropped because I had no idea how to repair anything. May have also had to do with not having a fully usable workbench before they broke. XD
I fought Eikthyr teice because I didnt know I could repair my antler pickaxes
Mark in The Forest: Perfect bridge, perfect house
Mark in this: The crooked roof will be our shower!
i feel like when mark saw that he had free reign on how the shelter was built...he had flashbacks to the forest with the house, the gazebo, and the many...MANY bridges...
Hahahaha
Mork: The wandering hunter,
Muyskerm: The home Builder.
Wode: he's cool
Or is he bob the builder?
@꧁ RITA - F**UСК МЕ ꧂ the bots are trying to communicate
@Rita , WANT ВОУ !!! the bot is triggered
Booob or bab ?
Hahahaha
Trees existing in a game.
TH-cam: the forest
game: the forest
99% of the time lmao but I've played a game called The Forest and yt marked as Slenderman.
They see the Forest in the trees
Well, it has the same mechanics of the forest. But way different.
I like your forest profile picture
Mark: is fucking losing it over chasing the deer
Bob: you winning mark?
Mark: *hysterical victorious yelling*
Wade: "Did you guys just clever girl a deer?"
Mark: "YES"
And loving it!
𝘾𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡.....
Mark runs into old house: "Bees!"
_thwack_
Mark runs out of old house: *_"BEES!"_*
Me:oh no not the bees
Wtf with this 3 other comments they bots or something?
@@soulstein2870 Oh good, one comment was removed already!
Yep, the way you know you made it to the top comments is unfortunately all the porn spambots coming out in force.
@@micahphilson ikr
Damn
Love that Minecraft is so ingrained in everyone's minds that it seems obvious to punch trees with bare hands to get wood.
Yup we will never forget
To be fair, it does work nearly every time lol
Minecraft is the mascot of indie games.
I think that's just a survival game thing, not a Minecraft thing.
Unless it is a Minecraft thing and every other survival game after it just used it too.
I sometimes forget not everyone is as obsessed with mythos and religions of the world as I am. "X BOX," had me dying.
i know, this whole video pains me cause i just wanna start screaming about why hes wrong about names and what things are. huge in made me laugh and scream at the same time
I don't have this game myself as of yet and only seen very little of it. I'm guessing the "X Box" is a branch of Yggdrasil?
had me dying too lol
@@jonathannilsson8482 yes, correct
Ah. One of the Younger Gods
Wade just casually making sexual references and Mark continuously ignoring him because he wasn't paying attention is golden
240 likes no comments? Also I love that too XD
Bees: chilling in their hive
Mark: “and I took that personally”
So true
Docter BEES
i really love his little smile and proud nod when he named their home 'Camp Mork'.
omg I know I'm glad they didn't cut that out.
5:09 "BEES! bees! **smack** AHH BEES!"
Imagine if we all just lived our lives according to Morks in-game logic
Breaking news: death rates around the world has skyrocketed! Ok, that's all, I'm going to see how painful it is to have a tree fall on me
@@steampunkguy2036 THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ LMAO
tbh Florida wouldn't change much. might even get a little less chaotic if we did that
Wade: “I was busy chasing deer”
Kratos in the distance: “You are hunting deer, not chasing it”
At least they went in the direction of deer
Boy
Hahahaha!!!
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GoW 🤌👌
I am just imagining wade cowering in fear as Kratos calls out his mistakes from the woods
Mark: “who is this bitch bird to tell me I’m not worthy!?”
The bird who serves Odin, chief god and the god of war of the Vikings: “Am I a joke to you?”
He's basically telling Odin off. lol
Not just a God of war but primarily God of Wisdom!
Yep, knowing Mark, most likely.
Aesir gods are all jerks so he is nothing to us
(Norse war gods are aesir the others are vanir)
You call Odin the god of war like Tyr never existed
"Because goin' down is goin' prone right?"
Well that is a very sound argument. Wade really dug himself into a hole, and I was not expecting him to explain his way out that easily.
“I built a house!”
“I’m being chased by a... wall of shadows..”
thats called nighttime mark lol
Well, nighttime seems awfully intent on killing them.
Mark whenever he sees anything obviously dangerous: *masochism intensifies*
How many times do we have to explain it to you guys? He "ONLY" wants to see if his BODY can take it! That's all!
You got that right
No, that's Gray! You are confused.
@@Lucian_Andries did you miss Unus Annus?
Bob: we are the only people in this entire world
Mark: we are the only species as far as we know
Wade: *WE SHOULD ALL HAVE SECS*
During the G.T.F.O series, someone in the comments said there are 2 braincells in the whole group and Bob has both of them. This confirms it
Hang on
W H A T ! ?
Timestamp: 29:31
THEY MUST REPOPULATE THE WORLD AGAIN.
Mark said "Last of our species" not "Only species".
It's fun to see three people who seemingly have no idea about Norse Mythology play a Norse Mythology game
Yeah! Those Norse bees, whew! Norse bees, very important in Norse Mythology!
@@squishe1761 ever hear of Thor? Not the superhero but the god. That’s Norse mythology.
If this was a joke you can r/wooosh me lol
@@squishe1761 it's basically mythology of the Norse ...... Your welcome
@@squishe1761 thor n odin n shit
@@squishe1761 god of war
i like how mark's first reaction to seeing a beehive is to HIT IT WITH A STICK. mark does not have good self preservation instincts lol
I mean he is defonitely totally "not" a masochist
Bob: "I just did a leaping attack at a boar, which missed horrifically. But then I just swiped it with my knife, and it exploded into delicious beef"
Boar... Beef?
Would boar meat be called "bork"? Cuz Pig and Pork 🤔
@@kaiaw8507 no its still just pork, even if it is European wild "boars" since boars are pigs but just living wild essentially.
ree that happens when you're in the *zone*
To be fair, deer also drop the same meat so it's just nondescript meat. It can be beef if you want. It can be pork if you want. It can be elk of you desire. Or maybe you want it to be goat.
Boar...Beef...Battlestar Galactica
I die a little everytime he throws something away instead of repairing it for free at the workbench
It’s especially difficult when the button is literally the only thing flashing on his screen in the crafting bench.
We gotta like this to have mark see this. We can't live with another dead tool
their roof makes me want to cry lol
How much is left, is it fatal?
I agree, though figuring out how to repair things is rather poorly shown in this game.
"THERE'S DEADLY FROGS!"
"AND THEY'RE CALLED *N E C K S !* "
I don’t know why, but I just choked on my own spit reading this.
13:17
I honestly really want mark,bob and wade to make a series out of this game.
Very sad they didn’t tbh
Fr
They do this with all survival games for some stupid reason
The lesser known name for one of Odins ravens: Tutorial Bird
Turturial Bird
@@SonicDashie759 tuturial brurb
He sits on Odin's shoulder, whispering instructions on how to perform basic tasks.
Ppppfffffff
These petty humans.
Waiting to see if Bob changes the camp name to "Camp Stupidface"
Morkwode -> Morrowwind. its all coming together
At the end the sign said Camp morkwode featuring bob at the end😂
Petition for mark to change it to "Came Hut"
Where's the if simulator
Cant spell bob without E
“Are there water snakes that attack in the water?”
“Wait no that’s a fish”
So who’s gonna tell them?
It’s gonna be pretty funny when they build that raft
@@hummer4833 nah it’s gonna be really Fucking funny when they/if get to the swamp biome and die repeatedly
@@thatpenguinate The plains will be hillarious
I'm just waiting for a troll home invasion. XD
Me who’s never played this game reading these replies: interesting
Edit: I play it now and god I want to see them encounter that shit
Bob: "why would i be called bowb?"
Wade: "if i make a bow--"
archer bowb archer bowb
Other survival game:**tired when carry too many items**
Valheim: _sad_
Minecraft: *Pathetic*
"waaaaaaaahhhh I'm carring too many items"
"Oh no he's spitting out poison!"
"he's doin JUICES!!"
The best juice!
that's a NIICE juice
"I'm getting mad flint" sounds like something kids say that I am too out of touch to understand as an adult.
Mad is a word people sometimes use to describe having a lot of one thing. In the UK, I think people use the word ‘mad’ to mean ‘crazy’. Since they were getting a lot of flint, they were hence getting mad flint, like a crazy amount of flint.
Hope this helps
@@GamestaMMD I think they were just saying it sounds like a popular expression, like if you were walking through a high school you'd hear some douchebag football player talking about the "mad flint" he got last night
LoL mad was used a lot in the early 2000s
Mad is a word used by gen z/millenials thats kinda like 'crazy'. "I got mad skills in this game."
That's so narley dude, that's so bad, that's hard, lol pretty much the same sentence
Mark - Master Spear Thrower.
Bob - Lord of the Knife.
Wade - Stuck in Building Menu
Mark: "Bees!" - hits hive -
Also Mark: - gets attacked by bees - "BEES!!"
“Who would you rather be murdered by?”
Honestly Bob because him missing me hilariously before turning around and straight up punching me into oblivion is the perfect combo of death and entertainment I need.
"Im worthy!" Immediately beset by BEES
*beeset
5:10
Markiplier: "Bees!"
*BONK*
Markiplier: "AHHH!! BEES!!"
I’ve never played a game like this, but I have such intense NOSTALGIA
I thought I was the only one!
It's only 20 bucks. It's great for early access.
@@lunerlilly I HAVE 3
Prob from RuneScape
its got those ps2 graphics inspiration its great, but it has the lighting of a 2020 ray tracing game its insane
Mork: you've got my spear
Bob: and my knife
Wode: and my pillar
Youre too simple in there names except Wade mean Wode ya he's a Wode .
@@abstractionabstract7872 Dude, no one cares but you.
@@LudlowSRK sssssssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Bob and Wade: *off doing useful things*
Mark: "BEEEEEEESSSS"
I hope this turns into a new Mark, Bob and Wade series. I’d love to see how far they get
I'm so sad they gave up on it... :(
I was hoping this could replace Raft now that they finished it and Grounded since they forgot about that game.
@@FiniteCS And Wade's the only one playing Valheim by himself
@@FiniteCS at least we have the forest, which is actually ending soon so we have more room for another series.
@@zynel413 It already ended on stream, he's just releasing videos slowly. They said they'll continue playing games after Distractible podcasts, similar to 3 Peens, but I doubt they'll continue Valheim, Grounded, or any of the other games they stopped playing.
BOB: "Oh wade has a friend, don't worry I'm punching him in the ass" This had me laughing my ass off!
Mark: *whacks the bees*
The bees: and I took that personally
Mark: "Why'd ya say prone"
Wade: "Cause prone means going down right."
Mark: "...decent recovery"
Being prone to something makes complete sense, he didn't even need to recover anything.
It literally means having a natural inclination or tendency to something, so it made perfect sense in the first place lol.
@@JM-Games Mostly agree. saying that he is prone to somebody else doing something to him is off, since he has no control over the inclinations of others. The fact that he accepts that these things happen though, makes that his inclination.
@@crazyman-du8cv Yeah but the phrase i'm prone to something also means to have tendency to something happening, in this context it would be he has a tendency to let people do this certain thing to him. eg; "I'm prone to being slapped in the face" would mean I have a tendency to being slapped in the face.
@@JM-Games It also is the medical terminology for lying face down, so being prone is LITERALLY being down😂😂
Anyone else desperately waiting for them to play this again??
Perhaps when he's not busy anymore! i know that's what he's doing with the forest and assuming this game has enough content once the forest is done it could replace it just like how the forest did raft
Yesh.
yep
and then the gang stopped playing the game because it was too nerd for them to grind and adventure because Plains and Swamp lol
yep
Mark: oh, bees!
**hits beehive**
**bees attack mark**
Mark: OH BEES!!
*BEES*
Mark to bob: yea there bees
Bob: its fine they wont see me coming
Mark: its fine as long you don’t whack it with a stick
Bob: BEES, i whacked it with a stick before u said that
Mark has 3 modes:
1. failure: i've never done anything good and never will
2. success: i'm a literal god, bow before me
3. ethan mode: i don't know what i'm doing, halp
Most realistic description of Mark I’ve ever seen
Who is Ethan? And why does he have a mode?
@@KeyLew Ethan has a channel called crankgameplays. him and Mark have a bunch of collabs and Ethan often gets VERY confused in those videos. you can check the markiplier makes series for better context
@@hideakisorachi3953 Thank you!
@@KeyLew np! :)
Markiplier joins the battle: *SLAY ALL!!*
Markiplier with 5 point health: i dont want to die, let me live!
Nobody: mark bob and wade when they see anything: "FUCK 'EM UP!"
I don't think this is how you type the stupid unfunny meme but sure thing, kid.
“going down is going prone right?” Me: “Hold on- He’s got a point.”
I was shook
Altough prone means more like Tendencies so he wasnt saying he wanted them to stuff his mouth, he said he was Used to it
And the plot thickens about the mistreatment of wade.
"Did you just 'clever girl'ed a deer?"
"YES!!!"
And loving it
That “big tree” is Yggdrasil. It’s the very foundation of Norse mythology.
I’m pretty sure mark made it very clear that it’s the Xbox symbol
Its also known as the world tree, and is protected by Ratotoskr
I was so happy when I saw Yggdrasil, I don't know why I was. I felt super happy and almost peaceful haha
The tree that odin hung off of and found the runic symbols as well. Also houses the children of the norse gods and others during Ragnarok.
Isn’t also the link between the other realms to?
mark: "we are killing these poor creatures and we don't even know why they are here"
the greylings, according to lore: *people so wicked and evil their souls made the trees and rocks around them come alive*
fun fact: "hugin" is old Norse for "thought", it is a raven from Norse mythology that would gather information for Odin with another raven "muninn" which is old Norse for "memory".
they are also two drones that are the final bosses of ace combat 7.
Also two questing NPCs in World of Warcraft who take you to a zone based (as much as anything is based) in norse mythos.
Odin speaks through them more often than not, and it's kind of creepy.
I'm so glad someone else knows this
yeah, the whole game is based entirely around Norse mythology, so it's not surprising, but it is interesting!
"If you play with it, it gets bigger."
- Muyskerm 2021
Oh how entertaining and that means ahem some thing else as well
He's gone if the bird is suddenly hungry
Hey wait a second this has no likes that's not correct
Hmm
ayo here he is again
It's been 2 weeks and this comment still hasn't reach 1k likes. What crazy world are we living in??!!
i didnt expect t see you here
Bob: the bird seems to think I am worthy of this
Bob two seconds later: *BEES! OH NO*
Mark: The Hunter
Wade: The Flint Master
Bob: The Beekeeper
Together, they will bring chaos to the forest!
Who's Wade? That's Wode playing!
And disappoint Odin
The end of every of Mark's sentences has some edit on it
Is this a complaint
@@knife-drawer no, it's statement of fact.
I had a stroke reading that
Huh
@@heliveruscalion9124 me too lol
wade: “oh hi bird”
me, thrown off guard: “UH HI?”
haha
hhaa sooo funny im rolling in luaghter
@DANIEL RODRIGUEZ I too have repeatedly exhaled through my nostrils. Even though I typed out the words, "haha", I truly lied and did not say that out loud. Fortunately, the constant exhaling and inhaling through the nostrils did not make me succumb to a headache (in which you probably suffered). But please forgive me for I could have deceived you in the comment above.
There have been so many updates! It would be great to see them take on Valheim again x3
Yes please
Would love to see them take on Valheim in a series like they did with The Forest or with Raft. Please consider the idea Mark!
I just found this and came to say the same thing, would be great to see more of this content
I agree, it would be pretty cool to see them at least take down the 1st boss (eikthyr) as a mini series
Agreed
“eat my a**”
“is that a requirement?”
This is the reason i live when Mark plays with Bob and Wade
@@ritawant1033 amogus
@@ritawant1033 you are an embarrassment to every woman/girl on this planet.
Why was mark yelling “from down town” at the deer so funny
That phrase is from basket ball. At half a court, if you make the basketball in the hoop then it would be considered from downtown.
Mark: who's this B*tch saying I'm not worthy
Also Mark: proceeds to punch a bees hive
That made me laugh
It's three+ years later and I am still wishing the boys would continue on with this playthrough...
I swear this is going to be another play through where they just mess around and make no progress until episode 20
the only rime they made progress early on was in the forest and that was out of pure fear of what would try to eat them if they didn't prepare.
And I'm here for it!
I mean the bosses will make sure they progress
Good lol it’s around the time they start making progress that they stop playing a game lolol
GOOD, thats exactly what we need lol
"Who would you rather be killed by?" Probobly mark, he'd throw that spear through my skull and make it quick.
No he would throw it at your butt 😂
oh he'd sure aim for the head, but he'd probably miss and make it worse
None of them, I'd kermit sudoku
...Or miss completely?
Pro *bob* ly
Game journalists be like:
"This is the Dark Souls of Yggdrasil"
LMAO, Yeah, it really is like that. My sister, dad, and I ran into a troll when we were in the stage that Mark is at in the end of the video and Oh My God. My Dad had to run in circles for almost 2 1/2 hours while my sister and I were running through the black forest every 5 minutes because we kept dying XD. Now trolls are no problem, but those god damn Fulings (Legit mini-trolls) are going to be the bane of my existence at this point. It's a very grindy game but I love it
@@ashleyharrison1009 theres worse enemies, but yeah fuglins are annoying as hell
I bet they would
Fun fact: What Mark and Bob did to that deer is one of the MAJOR reasons humans became apex species. While many animals could runt f a s t, humans had *stamina*, and could hunt prey for miles and miles, days on end.
And that technique is why the mammoths went extinct
Will Mark realize the flashing hammer that says "repair an item" when you hover over it is a way to repair things?
Find out next time on Viking Ball Z.
Not just repair but repair at no cost whatsoever XD.
@@owlman145 which is one of the main reasons the game is so good
It's really not clear, someone had to TELL me and I was yelling about it.
They do need to make that more clear.
to be far took me awhile to learn how to repair tools too.
* increase agility by jumping*
Jumps entire game.
It's like Oblivion all over again.
Sneaky jumps
Bob: The bird seems to think I am worthy..
**Two seconds later**
Bob: BEEEEES
Mark looking at a immobile Wade
The game: *You could eat another bite*
I love that Bob was immediately proven right in his assurance that having a bee hive would make them unafraid of bees, with the little bee status checks like "the bees are sleeping" 🐝💤
“Hey guys, we just got an urgent message. FROM DOWN TOWN!” (Misses the deer) What was it? “Umm never mind.. it didn’t go through..the message was corrupt..” bro I was dying laughing.
Watching Mark chasing that deer for so long was a nice reminder that humans are pursuit predators
Mark: killing things with his spear
Bob: gathering wood
Wade: *”I’m prone to you guys shoving all kinds of things in my mouth.”*
"Did you just 'clever girl' a deer?"- took me tf out😂 Something about "using clever girl" as a verb got me
Mark “Is that a swamp”
Mark 30 seconds later “guys why is boss music playing”
Me “it’s shrek”
Get out of my swamp!!😠😂
@Eva Kavenaugh maces and poison resist make the swamp a bitch boys biome.
I love that movie
"are there water snakes that will attatck you in the water?"
Oh, he will learn.......
My thoughts exactly.
If he ever plays it again
35:40
Why are there no more Valheim videos? This is such a great game, so addictive. Would be great to see you guys continue your Viking misadventures.
Agreed
I think that's why.
Mark doesn't play video games casually. It has become his living.
The giant tree is Yggdrasil btw, The World Tree
First thing mark think when water drips from his body. “ITS PEEEEE”
Pee sauna
I mean, the water was kinda yellowish
He has an obsession
@@macklinillustration *war flashbacks*
Bob: “The trees hurt when they fall on you”
Me: “Hmmm yes. The floor is made out of floor”
also bob:ahh don’t run into the fire
i really wanna see this continue, valheim has become one of my favorite games
if only you could wear a beehive as a helm, then you could have bee shields that would swarm your enemies and give you honey. - sweet victory, now in honey flavour~
So, like...
"BEE their queen"?
Extra sweet victory
I love how they are just harrasing Hugin (Odin's Raven) , When they need to prove their worthiness to Odin
Considering these three, insulting the local deity isn't that much of a stretch for them.
Markiplier: *attacking bees*
Everyone within a 5 mile radius: WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC!!?
Mark: Xbox
Me and every other Norse Mythology obsessed person: Yggdrasil
I love how they've settled into a rhythm playing these games.
Bob the Builder
Mark the Psychopath
and Wade the Jester
Bob the Builder: "Can we fix it?"
Mark the Psycho: "Can I kill it?"
Wade the Jester: "I'm prone to it"
Mark: *sees bees*
Mark: *very clearly says B E E S*
Also Mark: *wacks nest with sticc*
Also Mark: *ARGH BEES ARE ATTACKING ME*
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Bob and Mark: Ahhhhh Bee'ssssssssss!!
Mark with spear on valheim:Godlike
Mark with spear on the forest:cagwhshhshs
Ghrelin is actually the "hunger hormone", it stimulates appetite and growth. Everytime they say they're fighting a "ghrelin" I can't help but imagining they're fist fighting hunger.
A fitness channel I watch talks about ghrelin coming in and “punching you in the face” when cutting weight and this comment reminded me exactly of that
akcthually 🤓👆
You should, because they used it when Mark mentioned Ghrelin in a stream when talking about trying out bone broth for sumn, and the other two made absolute fun out of it
So now it’s an inside joke
@@mango_sheikh786 lmao are you talking about Greg Doucette love that channel
@@quintoanian lol yep greg doucette
Its so rare to see an episode with Bob and Wade that doesn’t have a tragedy at the end.
Just wait until the skeleton archers start sniping the exposed beehives...
Wade in every game: “can you guys hurt me? Hit me”
for all wondering, he will probably release full series when game reaches 1.0 (probably 1 or 2 years from now). this happened with various games on his channel