Trump OUTRAGED Over Biden Docs, Cancun Cruz Livid at FAA & Jimmy’s Wife Molly Gives Away His Crap

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ม.ค. 2023
  • The FAA had to ground every flight leaving the U.S. resulting in the cancellation 1200 flights, Cancun Ted Cruz released a furious statement blaming the Biden Administration, Chicago ranks #1 on the list of Worst Traffic in America, a sinkhole in Chatsworth gobbled up two cars, the Golden Globes received their lowest ratings ever and Colin Farrell won the award for most unusual thank you speech, cannabis-related emergency room visits have skyrocketed, Trump is outraged over Biden’s classified documents, and Jimmy’s wife Molly gives away all of his crap - with a special appearance from our pal Bryan Cranston.
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  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    “I’ve had that shirt longer than I’ve had you.” Jimmy was not holding back on that one. 😂

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Can you imagine how much money that woman can make on Ebay!

    • @peace4myheart
      @peace4myheart ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@rabbit251 I think Jimmy makes enough for the both of them that she doesn't have to hock his stuffs on ebay.

    • @easymoneysniper9013
      @easymoneysniper9013 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peace4myheart I think he meant the girl that got them lol

    • @haining3509
      @haining3509 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dwafwaf13

    • @danielessex2162
      @danielessex2162 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peace4myheart they meant the girl who won the shirt

  • @stoicsky1375
    @stoicsky1375 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Let’s roll with “Give away Molly’s shoes!!” I’d love to see that

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This has to happen. She seemed like a complete villain here (to Men. Not to women).

    • @stevejordan7275
      @stevejordan7275 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What am I supposed to do with a pair of Molly's shoes? They're not even my size!

  • @hectornegron9155
    @hectornegron9155 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Jimmy couldn't have picked a better lady to be his wife.
    They were made for each. Congrats you guys.

    • @shlepmessing8703
      @shlepmessing8703 ปีที่แล้ว

      Two losers.

    • @cccccc4532
      @cccccc4532 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Their darling together! In a funny way!

    • @hectornegron9155
      @hectornegron9155 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shlepmessing8703
      Why are you watching then?
      Judging by all your comments it seems like you love Jimmy more than Jimmy loves himself.

    • @woodycoat
      @woodycoat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kimmel wife is complicit

    • @curlyfries5095
      @curlyfries5095 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yay Molly! Rock Chalk!

  • @Ruffdrummr
    @Ruffdrummr ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “All of a sudden she’s not keen on working dildoes into her interior design.” Easily the funniest joke/comeback Jimmy’s ever told. That was literal genius.

    • @ColonPal
      @ColonPal ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought that was hilarious too! Too funny!

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Jimmy saying "my sweet baby Guillermo" was weirdly heartwarming.

    • @sophiophile
      @sophiophile ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Until he started talking about him living in the porno capital. Hahha

    • @lucy2014
      @lucy2014 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sophiophile I thought so to. They seem to have a very close friendship and really care about each other.

    • @rubensantiago6403
      @rubensantiago6403 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right !!

    • @RapidResponce
      @RapidResponce ปีที่แล้ว

      Would like to know what Jimmy did on Epstein's Lolita Express with those lil girls?

    • @charlottejones1693
      @charlottejones1693 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Repent and believe in Jesus Christ bbb 😊

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The earth better keep its mitts off Guillermo.. or we're ALL goin' in after him!

    • @jrcenteno1896
      @jrcenteno1896 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @New Message
      Whoever mentions Guillermos name? That☝ bs SPAM pops up...

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jrcenteno1896 Eh, just report it. The more the merrier.

  • @tripodthreefoot2268
    @tripodthreefoot2268 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Great relationship between Jimmy and his wife

  • @onelogue
    @onelogue ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I love the banter between Molly and Jimmy! Such a funny segment.

    • @mechez774
      @mechez774 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spoiler alert! Now I know its coming. Sorry, I reaf the comments 1st

    • @onelogue
      @onelogue ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mechez774 what's the spoiler?

    • @taylorstewart9479
      @taylorstewart9479 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mechez774 this gotta be a white lady lmao

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jimmy and Molly remind me a lot of Stephen and Evie Colbert. They're such sweet couples they make me wanna go choke myself :P Kidding... I love them all.❤

    • @sg-vp2qg
      @sg-vp2qg ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think Molly is as funny as Jimmy, and she seems to be saying everything off the cuff.

  • @JunkratJoules
    @JunkratJoules ปีที่แล้ว +395

    We definitely need a "Win Molly's shoes" segment. Revenge time!!!

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Except she probably wouldn't even notice if you gave away 50 pairs of her shoes. And it would simply be an excuse to go out and buy more. But entertainment value: Golden!

    • @christopherloyd8938
      @christopherloyd8938 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rabbit251 it will be Tit for tat as they say it would be entertaining to see her reaction and known woman they have a nervous breakdown😎🤔

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shoe's recipients need they right size

    • @robertcofresi8199
      @robertcofresi8199 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes🤣🤣😎🐶🐶,BLESSINGS TO YOU AMEN ✝️🕉☯️🕉

    • @Its_Renee_
      @Its_Renee_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shush!!!;👠🥿👡🥿👠

  • @walterpark8824
    @walterpark8824 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The Molly segment was great. Oh, it pains me so much to think about getting rid of stuff I don’t need.

  • @loriann1506
    @loriann1506 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Storage wars 😂 good one ☝🏼 jimmy 😂😂😂

    • @keanureevesactor
      @keanureevesactor ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm using this Medium to appreciate and thank you for your continuous support throughout my movie 🎥 career once again thank you and happy New year ❤️ hope you don't mind where are you from?

  • @christalthomson7747
    @christalthomson7747 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I totally agree, win Molly's shoes segment! Giving away Jimmy's t-shirts hurt my heart!

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She should have him a quilt(s) made.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love the Jimmy and Molly bits.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I really don’t understand the confusion about this. But then I’ve always understood that deceit is a core republican value.

    • @onegunred
      @onegunred ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@JesusFollower60 😂

    • @LoriCurl
      @LoriCurl ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I watch these clips for the funny take on politics to cheer me up from the serious ones I watch daily. Looks like you might too!! I see you everywhere !! I am not a conspiracy gal at all, and I likely won't say this again, but did you notice that these documents started being "found" now?? Hmmm??🤔🤔🤔

    • @thethirdchimpanzee
      @thethirdchimpanzee ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@onegunred Who knew these comments would have jokes!?!?

    • @Censortubes
      @Censortubes ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because you are a bot. For the rest of us its easy.

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Censortubes Aw, baby has a boo boo! LOL

  • @kuzzbillington6392
    @kuzzbillington6392 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    See? It's true! Bryan Cranston wins an award every single time he acts

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had no idea who he was. Thanks!

    • @jrcenteno1896
      @jrcenteno1896 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He owes his fame to his "Tim Whatley", the Dentist, character on SEINFELD. 👍

    • @billzardus95
      @billzardus95 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was surprised to see how old he looks now.

  • @AtypicalPaul
    @AtypicalPaul ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I am so tired of the 2 parties blaming one another when problems occur instead of working together. Smh

    • @susanmckay8638
      @susanmckay8638 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What a novel idea. The two parties working together for the A.merican People. Their Employers .

    • @coreymills444
      @coreymills444 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or a purge night for government employees above level 8...

    • @pamelabennett1492
      @pamelabennett1492 ปีที่แล้ว

      The 2 parties???? Since when? GOP are the instigators from EVERYTHING Ive observed since the Trump reign!

    • @kimhall9918
      @kimhall9918 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like congress? Who cares about their relationship? I couldn't agree with you more if your comment was in regard to our congress instead of two people.

  • @markletavish3170
    @markletavish3170 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I would like to see cousin Sal give some of Molly's crap away LOL

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    Conservative media can't scream about this after they downplayed the former guy’s actions.

    • @Grizzly39
      @Grizzly39 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      They can and they will. I just hope people see the difference in the 2 situations.

    • @fathercadi
      @fathercadi ปีที่แล้ว +99

      They will, and they will as hard as they can. I think the meaning of "conservative" means be as loud as possible.

    • @rebekahogle9021
      @rebekahogle9021 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Grizzly39 They can, they are and they claim the situations are identical.

    • @RogersMgmtGroup
      @RogersMgmtGroup ปีที่แล้ว +46

      They are screaming a whole lot.

    • @-valkyrie-00
      @-valkyrie-00 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      they are 5 year olds saying NO U

  • @megaraptor3
    @megaraptor3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The give away segment had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣 Why is it so funny watching Jimmy getting really upset?

  • @emjayay
    @emjayay ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Molly is really really good at this.

  • @TheseNuts2
    @TheseNuts2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Honest self reporting and fighting to keep illegal things is not the same.

    • @bobx8069
      @bobx8069 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump took docs, which everyone knew he had. Was working with fbi. They asked to add additional security which was done. He has power to declassify. Mara Lago protected by secret service. Every president goes through this issue to keep for mementos or for their presidential library. Biden on the other hand immediately broke a more serious law by having docs in his possession for many years in several locations completely unprotected which is different as a VP vs President. And not known who had access or if all found yet. Look up Sandy Berger. Pretty serious and slap on the wrist.

    • @TheseNuts2
      @TheseNuts2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bobx8069 He was so nice that they executed a search warrant to get them back. You are delusional. Typically a symptom of a mental condition, Bob.

    • @bobx8069
      @bobx8069 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheseNuts2 didn’t say he was nice or right. Just in multiple visits could have asked for docs and didn’t. Gave instructions to further secure. They could have issued a simple subpoena vs middle of night raid for show. Stop the hysteria and look at it objectively.

    • @TheseNuts2
      @TheseNuts2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bobx8069 You are disconnected from reality Bob. Stop writing to me, Bob.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bobx8069 He was asked multiple times to give the documents back. And they had a warrant.

  • @gaiapurpure
    @gaiapurpure ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “The FAA effed everyone in the AA…”
    Don’t love that situation for anyone involved, but especially loved that joke.

  • @LEM19284
    @LEM19284 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I’m SHOCKED that Atlanta didn’t make nations’s worse traffic list!

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man tell me about it.. Atlanta traffic is insane..

    • @12thDecember
      @12thDecember ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Atlanta traffic was insane 30 years ago. I can't begin to imagine what it's like now.

    • @brynneholt1990
      @brynneholt1990 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tied with Houston for 9..

    • @crestonburks2141
      @crestonburks2141 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to live in Chicago. And believe me, you'd better pack a lunch ( and use the bathroom) before you get on the I94 expressway to anywhere. You can spend more time on the highway and streets than how much time you spend at work.

    • @adb888
      @adb888 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you've never even driven through Chicago during lunchtime, then you have no clue how bad it is to actually live there and deal with the traffic on the daily - it is bad...

  • @msingleton
    @msingleton ปีที่แล้ว +18

    She gave away your T-shirts?!?! Time to give away her shoes!

  • @justinflick6802
    @justinflick6802 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Another great night watching Jimmy Kimmel Live!!

    • @woodycoat
      @woodycoat ปีที่แล้ว

      Please. He's awful

    • @ruthharris9664
      @ruthharris9664 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@woodycoat and yet you are here commenting

    • @conanobrien1861
      @conanobrien1861 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@woodycoat You have to admit, this was a funny monologue.

    • @justinflick6802
      @justinflick6802 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@woodycoat and you’re here because?

    • @woodycoat
      @woodycoat ปีที่แล้ว

      @@conanobrien1861 hoe DARE you sully Conan's legacy with such a disgustingly ridiculous comment

  • @KB_-_
    @KB_-_ ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Richie seemed so confused by the curse words 😂 But like any good midwesterner, he shrugged it off with a wholesome smile + wave combo.

  • @ShelleyPolarbelle
    @ShelleyPolarbelle ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Molly is a natural comic. She’s great!!!

    • @chippy7745
      @chippy7745 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She should meet Ali Wentworth (married to George Stephanopoulos) …they would probably be great friends. They are both hilarious!!

    • @keanureevesactor
      @keanureevesactor ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm using this Medium to appreciate and thank you for your continuous support throughout my movie 🎥 career once again thank you and happy New year ❤️ hope you don't mind where are you from?

    • @jag5014
      @jag5014 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's a head writer on the show

    • @claudiajacques2339
      @claudiajacques2339 ปีที่แล้ว

      ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @peanutbutter3543
    @peanutbutter3543 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    crushing on Molly, the lead writer of this show and a very smart woman. Jimmy married well! :)

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I was having a really bad day until I saw Jimmy just now. Thanks so much for the laughs

    • @callistochaos9521
      @callistochaos9521 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hope you're ok now, sending a hug to you xo

  • @floridagirl4407
    @floridagirl4407 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I also love how, last week, Donald was unsure of how the presidential records act worked. This week, all of a sudden, he is an expert on all the records acts. Please...

  • @richarddelconnor
    @richarddelconnor ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Since people normally go to jail for miss handling classified documents, each person should go to jail for one day for every classified document they confiscate.

    • @argo_0030
      @argo_0030 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One month. TFG would def be dead by that time - iffy if Joe would be.

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 ปีที่แล้ว

      The twice impeached disgraced former president can't drink from a bottle like an adult. Joe Biden is the antithesis of Donald Janet Trumpty..

    • @punkanelliefonkbush8811
      @punkanelliefonkbush8811 ปีที่แล้ว

      If that's you in the pic, what a MANLY and rugged face you have Richard dear.

    • @lindaswanson9328
      @lindaswanson9328 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The justice department can charge Biden with any crime they want to. He is a good man and will deal with the consequences. Just be sure and charge dump with sedition. And convict. He loses all of his rights afforded by the Constitution. Nothing Biden will be investigated for is even remotely as haneous as what dump incited on a day that will truly go down as one of the darkest days in the history of our country.

    • @punkanelliefonkbush8811
      @punkanelliefonkbush8811 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But this means that Trump would never get out of jail

  • @geodez2959
    @geodez2959 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Exactly what I was thinking Jimmy, she must have a whole lot of crap you want to get rid of, you should make a segment to that.

  • @kristinaslater9298
    @kristinaslater9298 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Being late for his friend's birthday party was clever!

  • @winstonsmith8565
    @winstonsmith8565 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    God bless Jimmy Kimmel's endless jokes about Republicans

    • @caroll6541
      @caroll6541 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh brother! 🙄 Too bad 🇺🇸 has only 2 parties, makes the citizens extremely judgmental to jump and point fingers at others, assuming they are supporters of the opposite side, when there’s a disagreement or worse! 🙄😏sad…

  • @bepriceless
    @bepriceless ปีที่แล้ว +31

    As a certified pack rat and minor hoarder, I cried for Jimmy and all the cool stuff his wife viciously gave away.

    • @billzardus95
      @billzardus95 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Molly is a control freak. I avoid them like the plague.

    • @kimhall9918
      @kimhall9918 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are you kidding me? This is television. Everything is planned and rehearsed. The monologue, the questions for guests, and the different segments. Judging his wife? Cool stuff? Actually, you stated you were a hoarder, so what you said makes sense. And you were honest about it. You were honest and that explains your answer. Judging people has no use whatsoever.

    • @joetursi9573
      @joetursi9573 ปีที่แล้ว

      So cruel!

  • @princesa_fugitiva
    @princesa_fugitiva ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣🤣 I don't usually like the comedy gags at the end and often stop watching, but the bit with Molly was HILARIOUS !!!

  • @lindadeal3344
    @lindadeal3344 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Great show, Jimmy and ❤️ love Molly's part in doing away with your junk...enjoy the Fruit Loops 😀!

  • @DishonestTrack6
    @DishonestTrack6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Yes do a giveaway show of Molly's things.

  • @FranMjolnir
    @FranMjolnir ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Like a good wife, she tries to take away anything that brings you joy.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😆🤣

    • @danielfox1301
      @danielfox1301 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't know, she didn't even pretend it was for his own good. The 'good wife's convinces you this all for your benefit....

    • @Adeena55
      @Adeena55 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope the people of Newfoundland are not insulted. They are very kind and loving people.

    • @cmb6087
      @cmb6087 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Adeena55 I got to go there to play hockey from the US, you have 16 year olds with beards and child support that destroyed us.
      Took us out for drinks and food afterward though. Canada is great.

    • @Adeena55
      @Adeena55 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cmb6087 I am not from Newfoundland and only got to go there for the first time in July of last year. The folks I encountered there were amazing and so kind to me. I am from Nova Scotia but my Mother’s parents were from Newfoundland. 😊🇨🇦

  • @humnpwr
    @humnpwr ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Love this show, Jimmy and Guillermo got us through the stressful one term presidential years and the pandemic.😂😂😂

  • @MultiMolly21
    @MultiMolly21 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    People heading out to ski in avalanche prone hills should have "finders" tagged in their jackets so losing them under snow wouldn't be a problem. Classified document folders could have the same type of tags, to finding them wouldn't be a problem.

    • @ianthesoccerref
      @ianthesoccerref ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Public libraries have a better tracking system for materials in place than our federal government.

    • @samualstanley8671
      @samualstanley8671 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Public library can find out what book I owe charges from 1986 but government loses classified documents like we lose circulars outta the mail..lol

    • @tedspens
      @tedspens ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Finders can be removed, but that would help locate actual "lost" documents like those in Biden's office closet. And it would find those which Trump wouldn't know to remove the finder. Okay, they would have retrieved all the documents. Never mind.

    • @clarenceyseraalston4005
      @clarenceyseraalston4005 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you don't foresee any possible issues with that approach? :) hehehehe

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bringing logic and a common sense suggestion into a TH-cam comment section is a bold move, Cotton.

  • @brewer921
    @brewer921 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    It's almost like they should have a show together. Jimmy and his wife could host the Oscars.

    • @mrrobot8973
      @mrrobot8973 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agreed. She is great. Jimmy hit a HR w her

    • @easymoneysniper9013
      @easymoneysniper9013 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn again this ngga did like 5 Oscars lmao

    • @brewer921
      @brewer921 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@easymoneysniper9013 2

    • @pipedown1246
      @pipedown1246 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they got a show together it would have to be on cable, after watching this segment something tells me it wouldn't be RATED PG-13😄

    • @MaxHesh7
      @MaxHesh7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That b aint touching any of my stuff.

  • @crestonburks2141
    @crestonburks2141 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I still say: The best thing about the Covid lock down of 2020, is that I discovered The Jimmy Kimmel Live! show on TH-cam.

    • @sandrakiel6971
      @sandrakiel6971 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello, how are you doing today?

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm visiting via You Tube, from Canada🇨🇦🙌

  • @raradis
    @raradis ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Molly has the exact same energy as any other woman getting rid of her husband's crap! :)

  • @microfoneman
    @microfoneman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The molly segment was great!

  • @christopherrobinson3290
    @christopherrobinson3290 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LoL the way Molly threw that towel at the first contestant was gold!!!

  • @Oooo-bi7bi
    @Oooo-bi7bi ปีที่แล้ว +295

    do you still have to call him president . For a brief moment I was reminded how pleasant it has been and still is. To have an actual president . A man that can talk in English and admits when he has done something wrong .

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No you don't. Republicans love to talk as if the Orange Baboon is still in power, and that he's just taking a 4 year vacation right now. They're the same kind of folks who claimed a UFO gave them superpowers to talk to Jesus through a piece of toast.

    • @Censortubes
      @Censortubes ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Says nobody but ccp posters.

    • @Bill-tz3wg
      @Bill-tz3wg ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You should be the Democrat's mascot. You personify them so well. Before praising Sleepy Joe for being a good president, in part, because he can "talk in English" you begin your comment with a question in which the first word of the sentence wasn't capitalized, and the question was ended with a period rather than a question mark. I can see this is a big priority for you. I like your assessment of Biden though. You really like his speaking style, huh? Interesting.
      Additionally, he admits when he's done something wrong? Like all of his interactions tied to Hunter plus everything about the classified documents he knew that he had at the same time Trump was being raided for the same thing? Interesting take. I guess the investigations about to be launched by the Republican House will exonerate our current president. Did you notice, btw, I called him OUR president? Even though I obviously didn't vote for him I believe that a real American will respect the office enough to at least recognize he is the president.
      Lastly, you've described him as you see him. A lot of us see him as a guy who falls down a lot, gets confused when speaking, wanders off in the wrong direction at public events, forgets when someone has already shaken his hands and...let's not forget...destroyed the US economy. I just hope he does run again in 2024.

    • @easymoneysniper9013
      @easymoneysniper9013 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@danmcgriff1421 gee someone read trumps truth social post

    • @carollund8251
      @carollund8251 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bill-tz3wg Destroyed the US economy? 🤣🤣You are sadly uninformed.
      And no, the document issue is not the same thing. Mar a Lago was searched by the FBI because Trump categorically refused to return documents, he lied about them, fought against returning them, claims they belong to him, tried to hide them, kept them in a place accessible to everyone .. .it is a completely different story.
      And yes, Biden speaks English and speaks it well, and everyone stumbles over words now and then.
      Trump couldn't form a grammatically correct sentence if his life depended on it, and stumbles over words constantly, he was and is the biggest embarrassment this country has ever had.

  • @dbilly7
    @dbilly7 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Dump explaining anything is like an 8 year old explaining a book he’s never read

    • @KaiserBlade
      @KaiserBlade ปีที่แล้ว

      Like your comment. Bidenblowers aren't very articulate.

    • @annieorphananie4946
      @annieorphananie4946 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watching biden has got to be the same as watching a 98 year old trying to wipe himself. What's even funnier are the people that voted for him, ha ha ha!

    • @mikes.4863
      @mikes.4863 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I like how you hypocrites give Biden a pass on this.

    • @pamjones8007
      @pamjones8007 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Mike S. i. Like how you defended Trump on this but say Biden is guilty. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU DEFENDING HIM. DO YOU NOT SEE THAT?

    • @mikes.4863
      @mikes.4863 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pamjones8007 Wrong again. I'm not even a fan of Trump. Trump should not have taken the docs. But you guys celebrated WAY too hard when he got caught---and then got silent when Biden did it. That's the problem.

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Definitely "Giving away Mollies Shoes' !

  • @ericminch
    @ericminch ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My wife has 68 pairs of shoes (at last count, two weeks ago). But when I once teased her as being a "clothes horse" she flew into a rage.

  • @sarahdesalvo1053
    @sarahdesalvo1053 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Literally never been so early. Love your show, Jimmy!

  • @michaelkelly6583
    @michaelkelly6583 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The silly contest at the end was fun! My wife and I got a chuckle out of it. 😂

  • @ceciliarichter2458
    @ceciliarichter2458 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love Molly!❣She's fantastic!

  • @jmepaints7014
    @jmepaints7014 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I deja vu'd with "put the two in a cell together" joke because it was said almost exactly on a Jimmy Kimmel Live video yesterday.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗 😉 ❤️ 👍

  • @marvinmartin4692
    @marvinmartin4692 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Loved Jimmy’s wife giving away his crap!!!! Awesome!

    • @sandrakiel6971
      @sandrakiel6971 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello, how are you doing today?

  • @thisshowidoit8618
    @thisshowidoit8618 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Please keep Guillermo safe he is a national treasure

    • @billzardus95
      @billzardus95 ปีที่แล้ว

      He adds ZERO to this show.
      he is a complete waste of time.
      All he does is reinforce the stereotype of stupid, lazy Mexicans.

  • @nicolemelnyk152
    @nicolemelnyk152 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I like it when they have mommy's crap! She really puts him in the dog house

  • @mariavm9178
    @mariavm9178 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Molly is AWESOME!!!

    • @mariavm9178
      @mariavm9178 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She needs to be featured more on Jimmy's show!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep, he picked a good one!

  • @Youngstown529
    @Youngstown529 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a hoarder, I would have no choice but to run out of the studio screaming and grabbing all my stuff.

  • @amyreynolds3619
    @amyreynolds3619 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Poor Cancun Cruz! He can't run off or run away from his real job whatever that is.

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your wife is a beautiful soul Jimmy. Yes Jimmy, you should take revenge on Molly and her 90,000 pairs of shoes. Looking forward to it!

  • @JonnoPlays
    @JonnoPlays ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you've ever driven around Chicago you'd know their highway system is extremely confusing. Los Angeles only has a few major freeways so it's easy to navigate and there aren't too many changes along your trip. When I was in Chicago I found it insane how one freeway would turn into literally 7 different options to choose from and you need to select your lane pretty quickly. They also have very narrow freeways in a lot of areas and it's just an overall very bad experience. Very easy to get lost or take the wrong exit.

  • @drawyournameproductions-au8824
    @drawyournameproductions-au8824 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When they are about “physical conservation” but then raise the national debt way higher than needed 😂😂😂

  • @MumNeesh22
    @MumNeesh22 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    As a sentimental pack rat who still has things from elementary school (I'm 32), Molly's segment REALLY made me sad & upset for Jimmy. 😔

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would love that towel! I knew nearly all of those shows and watched most of them. I can't remember what came on after Wonderful World of Disney on Sunday nights though. That show and the one after it are obscured through the whole segment. I love mementos from the past too!

    • @mrrobot8973
      @mrrobot8973 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m 38 and still have crazy stuff from elementary and HS. Can’t help it.

    • @robertcofresi8199
      @robertcofresi8199 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some men need to GROW COJONES AND THAT THE TRUE I LOVE WOMAN 💑 BUT MY HOUSE I PAY THE BILLS I'M KING 🤴 🤣🤣🤣😎🐶🐶✌INFINITE BLESSINGS TO YOU AND YOUR LOVE ONE'S AMEN 🕉☯️🕉✝️

    • @alfonzalynn9387
      @alfonzalynn9387 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why is his giving his stuff away when she probably have crap then he does

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm 47. I feel this

  • @lorih9180
    @lorih9180 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love Win Jimmy’s Crap, there should be a home version lol

    • @mechez774
      @mechez774 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh wow! I loved the last segment of win was awesome! I was actually just thinking about that - those shoes his wife gave away were flame! But, lots of stuff hoarders have is technically cool. Sometimes less is more, speaking of my trigger word, midwesterner.

    • @mechez774
      @mechez774 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow , these questions are hard. She should make it multiple choice. I would never be able to win any of Jimmy's crap 😪

    • @mechez774
      @mechez774 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When was the last time you wore that cereal shirt Jimmy?

    • @mechez774
      @mechez774 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow Jimmy did have a lot of crap! Now Bryan Cranston has more weird storied crap that he has to get rid of! I remember in water world when he swam to the sunken city for the crayons.

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lori H:
      Do you have a S.O. at home?
      If yes - it shouldn't be so hard to do a home version of that game (though some name changes might be necessary).

  • @lawrencef4356
    @lawrencef4356 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never ever lose that segment with Molly and your crap ..it’s hilarious and sad all at the same time …😂🫣🫣🫣

  • @draco746
    @draco746 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Damn she just pushed her off the damn show didn't she 🤣

  • @1971jwing
    @1971jwing ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn! Jimmy took that like a champ on the chin. Jimmy stewing on camera was priceless. That is what real love looks like after a few seasons working together and it is beautiful. Great health to all.

  • @GailColeman
    @GailColeman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Molly is such fun! Jimmy, you picked a good gal there!

  • @erikk77
    @erikk77 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Poor Ted Cruz. Always the butt of travel jokes. Wha Wha Wha.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He's the universe's answer to, "What if we gave a boil life?"

    • @imasherman933
      @imasherman933 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pathetic senator of texas

    • @twist58
      @twist58 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Poor little Teddy. Karma is terrible for him, but gold for us.

    • @jeepdude7359
      @jeepdude7359 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can we just let him travel to Cancun? Then we can just prevent the Canadian from entering back into the country.

    • @thomasfoss9963
      @thomasfoss9963 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At this point, we wish Ted Cruz would just stay in Cancun-- He is nothing but a divider, and a thorn in the side of the American public!!!!!!

  • @pacolemus2938
    @pacolemus2938 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This show gets better everyday

  • @TankUSA
    @TankUSA ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Molly is amazing.

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Let the record reflect: *Molly is AWESOME!!!!!* She was hilarious and I loved it!!! 🤣😂😅🤣😅😂🤣

    • @keanureevesactor
      @keanureevesactor ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm using this Medium to appreciate and thank you for your continuous support throughout my movie 🎥 career once again thank you and happy New year ❤️ hope you don't mind where are you from?

    • @claudiajacques2339
      @claudiajacques2339 ปีที่แล้ว

      ❤❤❤❤

    • @keanureevesactor
      @keanureevesactor ปีที่แล้ว

      @@claudiajacques2339 where exactly are you from??

  • @kiniburk
    @kiniburk ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Need more Win Jimmy's Crap segments. Molly is a riot to listen to

    • @thomasfoss9963
      @thomasfoss9963 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She was rattling off some good one liners, too!!!!

  • @aborch7
    @aborch7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Give away Molly’s shoes… I’ll be waiting for it 😂

  • @stephaniesanderson6190
    @stephaniesanderson6190 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That is so cool,you gave your wife a job! For what it's worth, Mr and Mrs J Kimmel.Are Two Great Examples of.

  • @I_Am_Superwoman
    @I_Am_Superwoman ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mollie is so funny!

  • @vkumaran
    @vkumaran ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can we have Molly on the show more often please?

  • @Nobody-dl4tm
    @Nobody-dl4tm ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Win Jimmy's Crap is by far the best segment ive seen in a while. Guess i just love couples bickering

  • @Lock2002ful
    @Lock2002ful ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never understood the notion of telling your significant other what they should or shouldn’t throw out. It’s completely ridiculous.

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think the documents should have GPS chips on them. Or as Jimmy said, put a big wooden spoon on them like gas station washroom keys that need to be returned.🗒️📋📊🗞️📨

  • @melindawilliams6624
    @melindawilliams6624 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Walter: Does he have 2 of these balls?
    Me: Check her purse Walter! 😆

  • @johnmavroudis2054
    @johnmavroudis2054 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Molly and Jimmy are both so damn cute and hilarious!

  • @ashokmehta15
    @ashokmehta15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you Jimmy! Thank you Molly! You guys are great.

  • @earljeremy2364
    @earljeremy2364 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Molly is awesome...LOL

  • @23cutemonkey
    @23cutemonkey ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Surely Biden could have declassified the documents with his mind if he wanted to? That’s what Presidents can do, right?

    • @louiseasmith1336
      @louiseasmith1336 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only when they're EX presidents.

    • @glenrobinson1267
      @glenrobinson1267 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh dear more documents in his garage what’s a president to do.

    • @glenrobinson1267
      @glenrobinson1267 ปีที่แล้ว

      what do you mean only when your an ex president?? Brandon was a vice president with no access whatsoever and Trump was president with the highest level of power and could take classified documents

    • @louiseasmith1336
      @louiseasmith1336 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@glenrobinson1267 trump wouldn't give them back. He probably had his SS planting them at Biden's.

  • @sheraz1001
    @sheraz1001 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jimmy's wife could have her own show.

  • @chrisa8863
    @chrisa8863 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dang I haven't watched Jimmy Kimmel in years. Sad to see he can't get over Trump

  • @TurquoiseInk
    @TurquoiseInk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that segment! The eternal struggle of decluttering made fun.

  • @rowlandogbonda
    @rowlandogbonda ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best episode ever. Molly was awesome.

  • @drumbum3.142
    @drumbum3.142 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rest In Peace, Jeff Beck..🙏
    🎸🎨🐦

  • @georgecostanza2695
    @georgecostanza2695 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That towel was actually pretty cool😂

  • @nicholascrow8133
    @nicholascrow8133 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I've had that shirt longer than I've had you" lmao!!!

  • @justinalexander9493
    @justinalexander9493 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Molly was a dream on camera. Being on camera is a talent, and she definitely excels in it.
    For instance, I love Colbert and Evie, and her segments are great because their relationship seems so incredible. But they’re not exactly the pinnacle of camera-ready.
    But this segment was great, and we should definitely get Molly’s reaction to Jimmy giving away three pairs of shoes.

    • @GoodJuju.8D
      @GoodJuju.8D ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If she's size 7.5 then let me know exactly when.
      Molly has great taste in what stuff of her husband's to give away and in husbands. Therefore, I'm sure her taste in shoes, boots, sandals, etc... is exquisite.
      Give me the date and time and I'm there. 🤍

    • @shantanumishra9106
      @shantanumishra9106 ปีที่แล้ว

      Molly works on the show and Evie is just a homemaker. Thanks for pointing that out. 👍

    • @cainsparks3457
      @cainsparks3457 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, somewhere to Sleep when she really gets PIssed off/takes charge.. you know like when its in Private..

    • @oceanside88
      @oceanside88 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like Molly's hair brunette. For no reason🤠

    • @chippy7745
      @chippy7745 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Colbert and his wife are so lovey covey it’s almost hard to believe. Evie seems very nice.

  • @SJC49
    @SJC49 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    GREAT monologue!

  • @brandonyoung-kemkes1128
    @brandonyoung-kemkes1128 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Someone’s gotta do it, Molly shoes gotta go.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love Jimmy and Guillermo! 🤗💕💕

  • @Prince.Hamlet
    @Prince.Hamlet ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for not starting the stream in the middle of the crowd applause! Much better :-)