This is the worst movie ever made. DO NOT WATCH IT | So Bad It's Good #68 - After Last Season

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    What did we watch? How did this happen? Who made it? Why do I do this to myself? After Last Season is a movie in which a bunch of actors are duped into filming in an abandoned building with seemingly no microphones, one light, and a confused crew. You've been warned.
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  • @chimpinaneckbrace
    @chimpinaneckbrace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    That opening scene was 100% shot in a nine year old girl’s emptied out bedroom. There’s Strawberry Shortcake wallpaper under that copy paper.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      🤣 🤣

    • @I_like_turtles_67
      @I_like_turtles_67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's giving me flashbacks of Jessie's room in full house. With the rabbit wallpaper.

    • @mareklame8589
      @mareklame8589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "shot in a nine year old girl’s emptied out bedroom" The real mystery is what happened to the nine y/o girl.

    • @SaylerT
      @SaylerT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude.

    • @ErikN1982
      @ErikN1982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mareklame8589 Who do you think directed and edited it?

  • @echochamber4420
    @echochamber4420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Fun Facts:
    The film was only released in 4 cities. Afterward distributors called each theatre individually and told them to burn the prints because it was cheaper than sending them back.
    This film's director Mark Region wrote ninety percent of its reviews on IMDb.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      🤣

    • @Ammeeeeeeer
      @Ammeeeeeeer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣😱🤣😱🤣😱🤣

    • @thorninhio46
      @thorninhio46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Have those 4 cities ever recovered?

    • @fiddlestyxify
      @fiddlestyxify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dear God.....does that mean any existing prints of this film could potentially become collectors' items?

    • @echochamber4420
      @echochamber4420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      It was released in Atlantis, Pompeii, Babylon and Shangri-La, so that should tell you how it all turned out.

  • @thomasirwin4099
    @thomasirwin4099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    My sides hurt from laughing at your reactions to this movie. If I'm reading you correctly, this movie is so bad that people would have walked out of it on an airplane. Thanks for suffering for all of our betterment.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This one was brutal.

  • @bryanharrison3889
    @bryanharrison3889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    After seeing those 3d graphics I was like "oh. Ok, this movie was made in the early 90s" but then I kept thinking.... and I looked it up. THIS MOVIE WAS MADE IN 2009. I can't believe what I'm seeing.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's utterly insane.

    • @jimmyfingers227
      @jimmyfingers227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Few interesting facts I dig up:
      -This film cost 5millions USD out of which 40k went towards film rest was for cgi!
      -You are not wrong film took 10 years to make!
      I'm sure the only reason why this movie was made was to laundry money, since start. That was also why the director used pseudonym and wanted film elements to be burn after almost non existent release. This here was part of a felony.

    • @montyp2000
      @montyp2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think they found an old CD-ROM of After Dark screen savers and tried to make a movie around it.

    • @heisenbergII
      @heisenbergII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s worth noting this movie came out the same year that Avatar, Star Trek, District 9, and Transformers 2 came out. All of those films had ground breaking cgi/vfx that shaped visual effects today😂

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@montyp2000 Fun fact: Birdemic was made by using screensaver birds.
      Ok not perhaps completely true but it really, really could be! :D

  • @BatCaveOz
    @BatCaveOz ปีที่แล้ว +9

    According to all on-line sources the budget for this movie was $5,000,000.
    This only makes sense if this was a money laundering scheme.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Someone lied, almost certainly the man who made the thing. Why is that so difficult to grasp?

    • @leeks1408
      @leeks1408 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Did they order steak and lobster for craft services or something?! Cuz there’s no way the budget for anything on screen broke 4-5 figures 🤣

  • @zatozatoichi7920
    @zatozatoichi7920 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Director Mark Region has cited The Sixth Sense and The Exorcist as inspirations for After Last Season. The film was shot on 35mm film, and principal photography took place over five or six days in one house with fake medical equipment made from cardboard. According to Region, the film had a budget of $5 million, with $30,000 to $40,000 spent on filming and the majority of the remaining amount spent on the film's computer animated neural visualization sequences."
    Noooo...nononononooo...

  • @thewolfwhocries
    @thewolfwhocries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'm STRUGGLING to believe they actually spent 5 million in making this movie 🤯🤯🤯

    • @-BuddyGuy
      @-BuddyGuy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They definitely didn't spend 5 million.

    • @bisnu548
      @bisnu548 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-BuddyGuy for the cartoons they did

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@bisnu5484 years earlier Hoodwinked, a 8 million dollars CGI movie came out, so I'm pretty dubious about the amount spent on these scenes.🤔

    • @KevinKeys-KK
      @KevinKeys-KK 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This feels like someone needed to "hide" 5 million so shot a move for 5k and said it cost 5mil.

  • @jamesseed1752
    @jamesseed1752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is like that movie The Ring, but instead of someone coming out of your TV, you're trying to shove your head through your TV to electrocute yourself.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @BlackMetal_Goat
    @BlackMetal_Goat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    This really does make Segal movies look good, thank you for always making my Sunday better.

    • @ACOnetwork
      @ACOnetwork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hehe, I was thinking similarly 😂🤣

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Seagal's work is magical compared to this. Hope you got some laughs.

    • @ACOnetwork
      @ACOnetwork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JasonBrant Yes I did. Today I watched The Adjustment Bureau 2011 movie 😁

    • @rondohunter8966
      @rondohunter8966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow! That is a statement. Pure and simple, truth if ever truth exists. I concur most heartily.

    • @D_Rogers
      @D_Rogers ปีที่แล้ว

      110% for sure! I was picturing Disney characters, because that's what the last owner of my house left up there for me... :D

  • @andreiaromanesei9270
    @andreiaromanesei9270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    To this day every intelligence agency around the world uses this movie as a torture device

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣 Anyone would spill their guts after ten minutes. Erin couldn't stop babbling, either.

  • @aepsira9220
    @aepsira9220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I’m genuinely shocked that you guys actually sat through the whole thing. You’ve mentioned before about stopping a movie if it’s so bad and moving on to something else. Bravo for y’all staying awake and finishing it. Idk if I could have sat through that. During this video each of y’all broke down in some way and it was absolutely gold. 😂😂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We haven't stopped a movie yet, but this could have been the first. It was brutal.

    • @booty2k
      @booty2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JasonBrant you're all troopers. I can't say that I would have.
      Have I watched it? Haha. No. No I'm not doing that to myself. Glad you guys did though. Great content 🤣

    • @CalRoberts-gx3jt
      @CalRoberts-gx3jt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I reckon this is No.2 behind Santa & Ice Cream Bunny

  • @011keepers
    @011keepers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I had to look this up once you said it was released in theaters, and here is a actual review: can really only be described as a lesson in self control because at first, I wanted to leave, then I wanted to scream at the movie, then it became funny, and then it reached that level where it crawls under your skin and agitates you with the questions that rise from having been witness to it."[5]

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That about sums it up.

  • @themark443
    @themark443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This movie is the shits...my goodness. Reading the wiki on the production of this movie is simply incredible. A $5 million budget, and they shot it all in one house in 5-6 days and goddamn does it show.

    • @nolanolivier6791
      @nolanolivier6791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ...5 million dollars!!!!????

    • @BradyBegeman
      @BradyBegeman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Whoa…money laundering?

    • @dc9662
      @dc9662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Someone walked away with five million dollars.

    • @torarinvik4920
      @torarinvik4920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No way. Very, very rarely do producers tell you what a movie cost to make. Waterworld for instance is known for claiming it's budget is way higher than what experts believe it is afaik. Just like Things from 1989 claimed it cost 35 000 USD but yet it's obviosly shot on 8 mm/super 8. For 35 000 they would have used at the very least 16mm and nothing in the movie supports that it cost anything more than an amateur budget. It's basically a hobby film made by a few buddies in a cabin. As far as ALS goes I had a friend who did 3D animation for a hobby in around year 2001, and the animations he did were similar to the ones I saw on the trailer of After last season. There is no way this movie cost anything close to 5 million usd. Remember Friday the 13th is claimed to have cost 500 000 usd to make, and Cannibal Holocaust claimed 100 000 usd both shot in 1980. The rule of thumb is that if a movie is made for a very low budget they brag how they did it for less than it cost. If a movie costs a lot of money they usually go the other way and brag that it cost much more. Just basic marketing strategy.

    • @brianugartegonzalez4627
      @brianugartegonzalez4627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      5 million Monopoly dollars maybe... but I don't see that here. 50 thousand... more like.

  • @robertflores7819
    @robertflores7819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    There are scenes in this “movie” where the sound is so bad it sounds like Charlie Brown’s teachers.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I couldn't understand most of the dialogue.

  • @Rem1Gnova
    @Rem1Gnova ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I never thought that Birdemic would look professional in comparison to anything. How wrong I was

  • @moribundtoot8183
    @moribundtoot8183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    How on Earth did you get through this without developing PTSD? I mean ... this was amazing! The cardboard alone. That MRI machine was pure set dressing brilliance. I think Erin unfortunately may need a factory reset.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      🤣 🤣 It took a bit for her to reboot.

    • @JoshuaKirtley
      @JoshuaKirtley ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think you mean "PPTPTSD". Lol

  • @usxxgrant
    @usxxgrant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This movie makes it look like those awful "Sci Fi Original" movies should have gotten Oscar nominations.
    Thanks for your hard work and suffering. Keep up the good work!

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Better Sci-Fi than SyFy (pronounced siffy)

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SciFi originals are WAY better than this.

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JasonBrant Hell, Uwe Boll movies are better than this🤣🤣🤣

    • @billborg8104
      @billborg8104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's even worst than 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'.

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@billborg8104 P9FOS had sets, genuine actors, effects, film crew with producers, editors, cameramen, lighting, costume, make-up, props deps... It 's basicly a AAA-film compared to this, this is so bad it doesn't deserve a letter!

  • @sir_spam-alot
    @sir_spam-alot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love that the lab coats have the creases from the packaging. Couldn't be bothered to iron them.

    • @SCFowler1175
      @SCFowler1175 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @Panicagq2
      @Panicagq2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously, or a quick 20 minute tumble in a freaking dryer fer chrissakes lol

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zero effort went into the production. It's insane.

  • @treadstone1138
    @treadstone1138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    When the movie abruptly ended, I swear to God the look on Erin's face was like she just discovered there was no Santa Claus. And that it was her dad eating all the cookies. And then looking at you as if to say: wha...wha...what? Total betrayal! LOL. Oh God I laughed until my sides hurt and my kid was staring at me.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wasn't exaggerating when I said this broke her 🤣

    • @treadstone1138
      @treadstone1138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JasonBrant between this one and the Mighty Barbarians I definitely think Erin lost several brain cells. LOL

  • @vasari9198
    @vasari9198 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jason looks like someone trying to work out who the Zodiac killer is using marker pens and post-it notes. This is one of the best videos on TH-cam.

  • @DarkMalcontent
    @DarkMalcontent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This rivals "Manos: The Hands of Fate" in other mind melting ability.
    The highlights of this episode include:
    The line about Erin's feet that I will go on record and state this is where the Erin's Feet Focus option come to be. (ONLY for patreon subscribers!:p)
    The slow mental dissolve you can see on ALL of your faces as the movie begins as we reach "The end"
    And the moment the state of the art CGi broke Erin's brain and she began merely telling us what pretty things she saw :p
    All in all. Made my day. Considering me subscribed.
    -Mal

  • @zam55555
    @zam55555 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Worst movie ever = best episode of this show ever. My stomach hurts from laughter.

  • @phdupont2500
    @phdupont2500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Even Ed Wood would watch this abomination and say, "Have some pride, you clowns!" I made a movie in high school using an 80s camcorder with better production values.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ed Wood would be embarrassed by this 🤣

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JasonBrant at least Ed didn't put his graveyard set in a 9 year old girl's pink bedroom

  • @KillerKrieg
    @KillerKrieg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love that Erin is a more regular part of the show now. I would say that more hosts = better episode. 2 is good, 3 is better, and 4 is only for the epic of epics of bad movies. The commentary is delightful chaos for those XD

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think we'll do a four person episode again in the next few weeks.

    • @KillerKrieg
      @KillerKrieg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JasonBrant Wooo!!

  • @kanjoracer4914
    @kanjoracer4914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    How talented the director is to use the same warehouse from ''Reservoir Dogs'' and create a more horrific memorable film...

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha!

    • @richardball5843
      @richardball5843 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is a great callback, considering they got Tarantino himself to play the serial killer.

  • @Runningcheetah1
    @Runningcheetah1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Well, didn’t take long to be able to hit the like button as Erin crushed it with the perfectly timed No Retreat No Surrender call back/joke. Brilliant! Keep up the great work guys, this content is awesome.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks, Rick!

    • @RandomNPC001
      @RandomNPC001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JasonBrant I would love to see you guys reaction to Backuroo Bonzai, Robot Jox or Zardoz! Specially Zardoz, that movie is like eating a weed brownie while sipping shroom tea sweetened with LSD and best part is that it features Sean Connery!

    • @bilakos1987
      @bilakos1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the No Retreat No Surrender call back?

    • @gustavofernandes6314
      @gustavofernandes6314 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@RandomNPC001I have zardoz.... It's incredibly weird but it's cool

  • @jobbo_
    @jobbo_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You've gone through the looking glass with this. This is like a new genre of bad: so bad you can't even begin to pay attention to what's happening or what's being said.

  • @chrisadkins8321
    @chrisadkins8321 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The best theory I’ve heard for the paper is that it was there as a reference point for adding cgi in post. But they either ran out of money, or the animator bailed, and they had to release the movie as is.

  • @cloud2018
    @cloud2018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Loving the sleep deprived Linda Blair moment. It's like her soul left her body and she was temporarily possessed by a Nyquil fueled demon.

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you, you giant fucking Q!!!"
      bonus points for anyone who gets it.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She completely lost it 🤣

  • @lobokurg2786
    @lobokurg2786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Spheres! Phantasm!" Great fucking callout. That's gotta be one of the best B-horror franchises of all time.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We love Phantasm.

    • @tjsogmc
      @tjsogmc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JasonBrant Phantasm is f'kn brilliant. Among the best of the best low budget movies ever.

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, Tall Man RULES!

    • @tjsogmc
      @tjsogmc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nurse425 BOYYYyyyyy!!!!!!!!

  • @OneMagilla
    @OneMagilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Can we take a second to acknowledge the fact that this movie had a budget of $5 Million.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There isn't more than $50 on screen.

    • @AnonEyeMouse
      @AnonEyeMouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drugs. Money Laundering. No other explanation. And the actors were junkies held hostage at gu point to keep the costs down.

    • @hawker7488
      @hawker7488 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JasonBrant That's only if the actors were still holding their wallets during filming...

  • @citizensallianceofaustrali697
    @citizensallianceofaustrali697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think you guys have finally done it. Erin has been so broken she went full Awakenings, with her head at the 25th minute. I hope this is not the last we see of Queen E. This is obviously someone's filmmaking school project.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She broke, but she's on the mend.

  • @TheChiefpokishi
    @TheChiefpokishi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    God that was a rough one. I had the same reaction as Erin when the movie ended. What the hell does everyone do after a sitting through a turdfest like that? Do you take a nap? Eat a container of ice cream? Go to the park and shoot some hoops?

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I turn on Saints Row, or GTA, and murder civilians. Race through the streets in a tank, blowing shit up.

    • @FlyboyHelosim
      @FlyboyHelosim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@megatronjenkins2473 Oof. You just described what's happening in Ukraine right about now.

    • @Tcoldsteel
      @Tcoldsteel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait for the acid to wear off

    • @parisgreen4600
      @parisgreen4600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sit down and work on my own script, because it's gotta be better!

    • @monsieurdubitatif8567
      @monsieurdubitatif8567 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My best advice is to have a few drinks afterward.
      It help, i know.😐

  • @brianbaker3654
    @brianbaker3654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    You guys truly make Sundays great! Thanks once again Jason.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's truly my pleasure. Except for this movie.

    • @BigMikeDTW
      @BigMikeDTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Making Sundays Great Again, one shitty movie at a time!

  • @Kaijufro
    @Kaijufro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s like the filmmakers heard lighting was required but had no idea how to use it.

  • @FatalDevotee1
    @FatalDevotee1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This movie seemed to me like it was a live action story board of a first draft concept of a movie. And it should have been called "Place Holder the Movie".

  • @seraphimvalkyrin4543
    @seraphimvalkyrin4543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    1 minute in and I'd swear this was a home made movie so I had to look it up. An actual production company spent 5 million dollars on this.....Should have just given that money to charity, would have been a much better way to spend it.

    • @jaymac7203
      @jaymac7203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      $5 million? 😭😭😭😭 lol

    • @daviddavid2890
      @daviddavid2890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Must've been 5 million Zimbabwean dollars

    • @ThePauseMenuVlog
      @ThePauseMenuVlog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      5 million? That was pocketed and stolen. Ridiculous

    • @nsob8897
      @nsob8897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought the same thing. Gotta be somebody's home movie. Haha well people's ability to waste is at least equal to our ability to create...
      I dont want to explore that further. I already have little faith in people right now. Hahaha

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bullshtako, they spent MAX $50, the rest went in a Cayman Islands bank account!

  • @mikealan208
    @mikealan208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Please consider finding these actors to interview them. They have been in other stuff. I must know the backstory to the production. This movie is going to cause me to lose sleep over it’s complete incompetence.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd love to interview them.

  • @Emanistan
    @Emanistan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the third bad movie show I’ve seen this movie reviewed on, and in every case, someone at some point comes to the conclusion that the film maker must have been mentally disturbed.

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If that’s supposed to be an MRI scanner it needs to be loud. Put earmuffs on people and add suitable noise and it’s appreciably nearer realistic. Still looks like paper and cardboard, but…

  • @insanitypepper1740
    @insanitypepper1740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A ceiling fan light is completely sanitary for a hospital exam room.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣 🤣

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m sure they wipe it at least once every ten years, too.

  • @VolkswagenNut1969
    @VolkswagenNut1969 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I went to high school back in the 1980s.
    The kids in the drama class back then with zero money, a time crunch of a week or so and a late 1970s VHS camera even did a better job on their projects than this. 😮

  • @jgaines4
    @jgaines4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm an MRI tech, and I'm about to share this vid with everyone in our department.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was it hard for you to tell it wasn't a real MRI machine? 🤣

  • @timelink3315
    @timelink3315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This looks more like a bad student film project complemented with some first year students 3D animation projects than an actual movie.

  • @robertjohnson592
    @robertjohnson592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Best part of the weekend, watching these vids! The budget was 5 MILLION! it was written directed and produced by one man. and it shows! My guess he got a loan for a film spent 4.99 million on drugs the rest on the film.

    • @baabaabaa2293
      @baabaabaa2293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I won't say a thing mate....enjoy.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That makes as much sense as his BS story about spending the budget on CG.

    • @nignamedmutt7270
      @nignamedmutt7270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Distributors called the theaters and told them to burn the copies because it was cheaper than sending them back lol(all four theaters it was released to)

    • @robertjohnson592
      @robertjohnson592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JasonBrant CG.......Cardboard Glue?

    • @BigMikeDTW
      @BigMikeDTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What they didn't tell you is that the $5 million was in Monopoly money.

  • @karenhall4645
    @karenhall4645 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I had to find some information on this. It said it was shot in only 5 or 6 days in one house with sets made from cardboard. It had a budget of only $5 million.
    At many theaters it made so little that the film reels were destroyed because it was cheaper than returning them. 😂

  • @Celticgamer89
    @Celticgamer89 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This movie makes Neil Breens vanity project movies Oscar worthy.

  • @thewatcher6295
    @thewatcher6295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That “movie” was awful. My favorite part was the MRI machine. I couldn’t stop laughing at it. I want to watch that “movie “ now. The sets were amazingly bad.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Avoid this at all costs. It's brutal!

    • @thewatcher6295
      @thewatcher6295 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JasonBrant I Totally get it that your trying to save my sanity. It's like a train wreck where your looking if you can see any gory stuff, but then you see the gory stuff and you are like oh no, I should have not looked at it! I cant help myself! I like to live dangerously.

  • @paulmazierski5945
    @paulmazierski5945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    According to Wiki, this film had a budget of $5MM of which $30-$40K went to filming, the rest to those amazing animation sequences. Good lord is this bad. Those sets are worse than every high school musical I've ever seen.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A crackhead could have done better.

  • @wilburtroutner6417
    @wilburtroutner6417 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Am I the only person who really wants to watch bad movies and drink beer with this crew? I can’t be the only one. Holy shit that would be epic.

  • @dacenmarus1618
    @dacenmarus1618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That scene with the brick wall and vertical pipe made me think this was a bunch of theatre or film majors making a movie while most people were away from university on holiday break

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That makes as much sense as anything else.

  • @stevenarrona95
    @stevenarrona95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I can only imagine that the guy who made this had a paper supply store that went out of business and they decided to make this environment and soul killing turd.

  • @Controllerbreaker
    @Controllerbreaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's 10 am here. Two minutes into this and I had to crack a beer. Good God this makes seagal look decent

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha, that's pretty early for a beer, but this movie demands it.

  • @sergeantzombo266
    @sergeantzombo266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What baffles me is this paragraph. “According to Region, the film had a budget of $5 million, with $30,000 to $40,000 spent on filming and the majority of the remaining amount spent on the film's computer animated neural visualization sequences.” That cost 5 million?!

  • @patrickarndt4538
    @patrickarndt4538 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this is the house they're stealing the copper out of.

  • @tbd5041
    @tbd5041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This movie is like getting a turd for Christmas. Thank you for enduring the cringe to bring us the entertainment.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd rather discover diarrhea in my stocking than watch this again.

  • @brianmcg321
    @brianmcg321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Not all hero’s wear capes. I stand and applaud you for your dedication and willingness to suffer for our enjoyment.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks! This one was brutal.

  • @davidprice5678
    @davidprice5678 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I heard they use to torture Guantanamo Bay prisoners by making them watch this film

  • @Jorendo
    @Jorendo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Movie: "We have a living room with a room next to it"
    Jason: "Most houses do"
    Me: "My living room has a room above it, but I'm fancy like that"

  • @smoppet
    @smoppet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'd be impressed by the MRI if this was a high school production.
    Also, I forgot about the CGI parts and lost it when you guys got there

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You forgot the CG? 🤣 It's a third of the movie. It's burned into my brain.

    • @smoppet
      @smoppet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JasonBrant It's best for my health to forget this movie 😭

  • @randywatson8347
    @randywatson8347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Unbelievable you guys didn't hit 100k subs. I like your format the last couple of years. Keep up the good work guys!👍

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks so much! Hopefully we'll get to 100k soon.

  • @KitiRama
    @KitiRama 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Erin banging her head against the chair was so much more entertaining than the movie.

  • @Babyface7216
    @Babyface7216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Been down the rabbit whole with your content, and now I’m officially subbed! Keep up the great work!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks, Will. Welcome aboard!

  • @Noturdudee6679
    @Noturdudee6679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just discovered this channel !! Such a gem of a channel! Will start religiously watching your videos!

  • @vhsguru1953
    @vhsguru1953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The only thing that was more shocking then this film, is the fact that Steven Seagal actually joined the Russian Special Forces and is fighting on their side in the Ukraine now. No shit

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zero percent chance that's true. His fat ass can't walk up a flight of stairs. He's lounging on a couch covered in potato crumbs, not fighting a war.

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JasonBrant Maybe it’s true but he’s still trying to walk to his car.

  • @bmoviefanatic
    @bmoviefanatic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow!!! The inner strength the three of you have to power through this monster was next level. Another great one! I'm going to be greedy and believe this was me at 9:40 regarding the Eliminators movie review although I'm sure a bunch of people have commented on it too lol. Now, to watch it over on Patreon.

  • @brandyw4285
    @brandyw4285 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I found the full length version of this and even a bag of psychedelic mushrooms and edibles weren't enough to power me through

  • @APieceOfLiquid
    @APieceOfLiquid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yay. I binged the shit out of all your SBIG videos over the last week. Looked forward to a new upload.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks, John. I hope that much SBIG didn't rot your brain.

    • @APieceOfLiquid
      @APieceOfLiquid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JasonBrant can't do much more damage haha.

  • @craigwestergard9676
    @craigwestergard9676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Erin's laugh is the glue that holds this together.

  • @Geredis089
    @Geredis089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So, this is what happens when a movie blows its entire budget on digital effects in 1991.

  • @pkidawmbt
    @pkidawmbt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn't think I would see a movie that made "The Room" look good.

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, at least 'The Room' kinda had production values, LOL

    • @pkidawmbt
      @pkidawmbt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nurse425 seriously. this movie here was worse than some school plays I've seen.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Room was entertaining, at least.

    • @pkidawmbt
      @pkidawmbt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JasonBrant yeah, 100%. I'm honestly impressed you watched this one all the way through.

  • @mannsporte
    @mannsporte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Guys, I love watching you guys suffer through bad movies but we gotta draw the line somewhere… And I think, this is it!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fortunately, it can only go up from here.

  • @APieceOfLiquid
    @APieceOfLiquid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Wow. This "film" could be used as torture haha. It was hilarious that it was so bad, that you guys just talked over it and it didn't matter lol.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Erin couldn't stop. 🤣

    • @APieceOfLiquid
      @APieceOfLiquid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JasonBrant 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nignamedmutt7270
      @nignamedmutt7270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      According to iIMDB it was only released to 4 cities, and after airing the movies the distributors called the theaters and told them to burn their copies because it was cheaper than sending them back.

    • @APieceOfLiquid
      @APieceOfLiquid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nignamedmutt7270 thats hilarious.

  • @ombra711
    @ombra711 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was so sure I was dreaming watching this, the ending phrase broke me.

  • @SEXCOPTER_RUL
    @SEXCOPTER_RUL ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my new favorite channel.
    If you can find these two movies, you will NOT regret it.
    Black ninja: dudes wearing literal brightly colored ninja suits that say "nin" on the front and "ja" on the back, and the camera work is so bad the black lead character's face has most of his features obscured by terrible lighting.
    The other movie is called "black rage" i believe its a vanity project where two slaves escape the plantation but one of the brothers is albino....its the director btw who wanted to be on the movie so bad that he just said "he's albino" so it might be the only case of white black face

  • @MOONSUN4Life
    @MOONSUN4Life 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    26:26 That was my reaction the whole time.
    Watching you guys suffer through this entire mess (calling it a movie at this point is an insult to movies) made me fully appreciate what you put yourselves through for our entertainment. I'm sorry.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for appreciating our sacrifice 🤣

  • @axeman3d
    @axeman3d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I mentioned this in the comments of your live stream. This piece of shit cost about $5 million to make, if you can believe that. The director created a bunch of fake accounts on IMDB and praised his own movie for how avant garde it was and how it took the road less traveled. It is a mystery how the hell they got away with this.

    • @cskrepetos
      @cskrepetos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read that, too - $5million...where did it go? Where did it come from? So many questions...

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I blame you for this.

    • @bluesquiddemon
      @bluesquiddemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cskrepetos there's a theory that the people who did the "digital art" just conned him, which is funny but it was probably just some laundering thing since the maker himself said the effects took up most of the budget

    • @axeman3d
      @axeman3d 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ralph The Movie Maker did a good video on this one, and he tried to figure out what the hell happened to the money. We're talking Room levels of cash, but Tommy Wiseau actually BOUGHT movie cameras and got professionals to film it all for his cash. This is just an amatuerish turd and someone walked away rich.

    • @michaelrichter1465
      @michaelrichter1465 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cskrepetos That MRI was easy $4.8M. The ones on Craigslist were going for about that anyway. So I'd say it all checks out.

  • @danebarry
    @danebarry ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want so badly, to watch bad movies with friends. But its more difficult than you might think. You guys help to scratch that itch. Thank you!

  • @calebjohnson5058
    @calebjohnson5058 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Y’all have unmatched commentary for your films you watch. Thank you.

  • @ItsJustJoeC
    @ItsJustJoeC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was rough. I can legitimately say that I built better set pieces in high school play production nearly two decades ago. If you guys want to see the worst movie that I've ever seen check out The Misty Green Sky from 2016. It's 100% CGI that's on the level of the old Transformers Beast Wars cartoon.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll take a look. Thanks!

  • @erikhawkke4861
    @erikhawkke4861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Well, that looked like it hurt.. a lot. Classic movie ending! Did the title actually have anything to do with anything in the film? You should try Starcrash as a palette cleanser. It's way way way more fun.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Got it on the list!

  • @bigpabz5684
    @bigpabz5684 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I only recently come across your channel and it couldn't of come at a better time. Just had surgery on my leg so I can't move. I've been glued to your videos. I'm addicted.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad we could give you a few laughs! Heal up soon.

  • @tuomasnummi7127
    @tuomasnummi7127 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the great content! Your videos make every Sunday better! Greetings from Finland!

  • @cupidstunt22
    @cupidstunt22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thankyou for your sacrifice

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a rough one.

    • @cupidstunt22
      @cupidstunt22 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JasonBrant I think Erin needs an engineer reset.

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Here we go, feet up with a brew time and watch a bit of hilarious nonsense lol

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What beer?

    • @jaymac7203
      @jaymac7203 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JasonBrant
      Tea 🍵 lol

  • @castortroy6588
    @castortroy6588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Church and Jason Brant on a Sunday , name a better duo ! Hope everyone is safe and well , God bless y'all 🙌 🙏

  • @flashfoxful
    @flashfoxful 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I defy you to come up with a more iconic closing line than "We have a room... next to the living room". I'll wait

  • @georgebonney90
    @georgebonney90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I looked this movie up and it had a budget of $5million,unbelievable

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You read that wrong, it was $5.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't believe that, haha. Someone is spewing BS.

  • @acmills347
    @acmills347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ceiling fan shot was my favourite part 😍
    Should of been called "The $5 Million Dollar Embezzlement"

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The ceiling fan shot is just... wth.

    • @BenetteG
      @BenetteG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JasonBrant its a fan service scene

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BenetteG 🤣

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Stevie-J 🤣

  • @joeyjojack
    @joeyjojack ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "LIGHTS! ! CARDBOARD ! ACTION !!"

  • @dominicjherr
    @dominicjherr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Credits: Film Editors- Freddy Krueger, Edward Scissorhands, Super Satan

  • @nurse425
    @nurse425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just when you think you've seen the worst movie humanity has to offer, Hollywood says:
    "Hold my beer"! LOL
    If you want to watch REAL cinematic excrement: *ANYTHING* from Uwe Boll! I wish I had THAT guys ability to scam money from producers!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm looking forward to watching Uwe Boll's nonsense.

    • @RustBunny
      @RustBunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JasonBrant You are going to regret that.

    • @limp_dickens
      @limp_dickens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better be careful, he might challenge you to a boxing match 😂

  • @akicitaa.8233
    @akicitaa.8233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I really like Erin. She's a great addition to the channel.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like her too.

  • @driftnutz8825
    @driftnutz8825 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s awesome ur doing spawn I legit like commented that on ur last video and that is deff what I’m here for. Can not freaking wait guys!!!!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's on the list!

  • @ronoverlock8975
    @ronoverlock8975 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You can literally see the moment Jason dies inside, "it was a dream?"

  • @MichaelMichael-us6wq
    @MichaelMichael-us6wq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Finally, someone will react to the entire thing. As I heard this film from another reviewer.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hadn't even heard of this before.

  • @kryptofly
    @kryptofly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Those people on the cover look asleep. Maybe even dead after staring in this movie. Their careers certainly were…

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's only a career if they got paid.

  • @jamesturpin3239
    @jamesturpin3239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guts the director has to have to claim that the budget for this masterpiece was $5 mill. Most of which was spent on the "animations"

  • @sonofabitchingbridge
    @sonofabitchingbridge 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've noticed a few now, mad love for your Joe-Bob shirts! I loved watching Monster Vision on TV back in the day!

  • @iatebambismom
    @iatebambismom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Small note: It's not "Ten Sixths", it's "Ten and Six". Ten shillings and Sixpence. Old British currency system.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm assuming it's named that because the ABV is 10.6%.

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right-o guv'na!