When the nukes drop and nothing will happen when they touch down because nothing ever happens and the IRS will still come banging on my door for my irradiated ration taxes.
@@przemysawkrzekobrzegoszczy6332 aye, with the proliferation of cheap drones a good decade ago it was just a matter of time before someone had a bright idea of "hey, instead of blowing ourselves up, we got these cheap hobby drones, lets just use them instead" . and people thought it was dumb and only done in video games lmao, boy were they proven wrong years later.
Nike, Adidas and Converse opens a factory. "Thank you for the new shoes" - A former GLA worker who works 1 USD/hr but doesn't risk his life in the factory. 🤣
@@theflightguy8726 yup, now we see, but with the regress of US (especially nowadays with elections coming very soon), EU being left alone (but having some angery thoughts about the rearmament) Ah yeah, it's all coming together
@@maudrysilvain5905 just please PLEASE NATO doesnt suddenly phase out their own indigenous MBT's and suddenly replacing it with Merkevas. thats one thing i hated about bohemia with vanilla ARMA 3 lmao, they unironically could have just given NATO the MBT-52 Kuma instead since its just a Leopard 2 with the Revolution kit
You might think this is satire, but this is really how it went. My father told me stories about how during firefights the kids would come out to grab spent casings.
@@Neuttah its both powerful and limiting at the same time, its glorious, just hope the editor in ARMA 4 becomes better cause currently the one in reforger is just tedious to use compared to the ARMA 3 editor
you, your son, and your brother are all sitting outside your home. the goats quietly graze while you relax in your only chair. suddenly; americans. your brother is riding his favorite goat, and says nothing. your son looks to you... "what do we do, father?" a tank passes through your fields. with a shrug, you break your silence, "watch"
This was me less then 24 hours before the full scale invasion of Ukraine. We were playing UNO the evening before and then 5:30 in the morning woken up to ballistic missiles and commanders screaming at us to wake up.
@@bannedinc. You can do a remake of that one video that you did before based on that Chinese Propaganda Art of a lone fisherman facing the US Industrial Complex as a giant monster on a carrier, but make the fisherman a Filipino, and the monster obviously Chinese
And I wonder...... _I wonder how!_ _I wonder why!_ Yesterday you told me bout the rocket filled sky, yet all that I can see.... Yet all that I can see.... Is battlefield 3
I know someone who served in Iraq after the 2003 invasion Iraqi Freedom and he has told me that this is basically what happens. A battle will break out and no civilians will care too much. War is so common there that people just carry out their daily duties like nothing
Iran launches kamikaze drones and cruise missiles into israel, shenanigans ensue though so far its all talk and posturing from the israeli side, but we'll see in the coming days
2021- World tension: 20% 2022- World tension: 50% 2023- World tension: 60% 2024- World tension: 80% Everyone except Russia: 'We don't have enough mils yet!'
Even if every capital in SEA turned into dust after this, it wouldn't make a much different from breathing in cadmium filled air anyway since I live in Taiguo Sheng province of China
Born too early to fight in the middle east, Born too late to fight in the middle east, Born just in time to fight in the middle east.
Sounds like you're looking forward to it
Im not dying for israel
"Just ya average Tuesday." - Iraqi goat farmer.
"For you, the day the US ended your goat was the most important day of your life.
But for me... It was Tuesday."
$5 says nobody even retaliates
lmao fr, everybody has exhausted their munitions supplies already
I dunno about that. Some folks in the Israeli government seem really interested in retaliating sooner than later.
ok wheres my 5 bucks
*Masculine urge to check toy dinosaur on top of a tank intensifies*
Brooo..... direct hit!👌
Load some HE dude!🤟
Watch your neck lol
Miller, it's go time.
Miller, stop playing around!
When the nukes drop and nothing will happen when they touch down because nothing ever happens and the IRS will still come banging on my door for my irradiated ration taxes.
Now THAT would be Hell.
Not fun fact, the IRS does in fact have a plan in place for post nuclear-exchange revenue collection. I'm not joking.
@@Stuck_In_The_Ice_Box yea like, that literally will happen the IRS aint gonna stop, mil/civ gov will survive and reach out....
Iran launches RC drones....
Anvil actual: *Bruh....*
battlefield 3 strats of placing C4 on a friends MAV drone and flying it towards an enemy tank and then detonating it
@@bannedinc. Looking back on it, "stick c4 on thing, drive into enemy" really was the future of warfare huh?
@@przemysawkrzekobrzegoszczy6332 aye, with the proliferation of cheap drones a good decade ago it was just a matter of time before someone had a bright idea of "hey, instead of blowing ourselves up, we got these cheap hobby drones, lets just use them instead" .
and people thought it was dumb and only done in video games lmao, boy were they proven wrong years later.
@@bannedinc. I remember when they "nerfed" drones because people were using them to kamikaze/roadkill tons of players, apparently drones are OP
@@legoeasycompany That's no joke, explosive drones are OP as fuck.
Most uneventful Sunday in the Middle East.
*_Born just in time to deploy to the middle-east intensifies_*
Went from playing in a sandbox as a kid to playing in one as a *MAN*
POV: you're the invisible civilian hiding inside of a house on an average WT match
I see the Venn Diagram of GFL players and Banned Inc viewers is nearly a damn circle
@@DiaconescuAlexandru2024 Girls' Frontline Line
That random civ on a plastic $2 dollar chair:this is fine,im sure nothing will happen to my family
"Cannot we live in peace" - some random GLA worker that noone cares about.
"can i have some shoes?"
Nike, Adidas and Converse opens a factory.
"Thank you for the new shoes" - A former GLA worker who works 1 USD/hr but doesn't risk his life in the factory. 🤣
I can’t imagine how numb Iraqis must be to everything at this point.
MILLER! STOP PLAYING AROUND WE ARE HEADING TO TEHERAN
What a rare look at the battle of 73 Easting!
we back in the sandbox, against an alliance between China, Iran and Russia.
Who said Arma 3 geopolitics were not credible ?
It is, The only difference is, China's plan on successfully dominating the entire world market flopped. But we did get a virus manufactured by them 😂
And notice that Iran and China play the largest role in CSAT from what we’ve seen
It’s prophetic!
@@theflightguy8726 yup, now we see, but with the regress of US (especially nowadays with elections coming very soon), EU being left alone (but having some angery thoughts about the rearmament)
Ah yeah, it's all coming together
See you guys on Stratis (they'll rename those Greek islands that for sure soon) in 2035
@@maudrysilvain5905 just please PLEASE NATO doesnt suddenly phase out their own indigenous MBT's and suddenly replacing it with Merkevas. thats one thing i hated about bohemia with vanilla ARMA 3 lmao, they unironically could have just given NATO the MBT-52 Kuma instead since its just a Leopard 2 with the Revolution kit
Mesopotamia and its goats are used to this shit, it was dudes in plate armour 1000 years ago, Abrams and Merkavas now.
And I'm guessing it will be men riding sandworms in the future?
You might think this is satire, but this is really how it went. My father told me stories about how during firefights the kids would come out to grab spent casings.
How does Banned Inc generate such a kino content in a short time?
It's not even a day lmao.
Bohemia's mission editor is a powerful tool of creation, no?
@@Neuttah its both powerful and limiting at the same time, its glorious, just hope the editor in ARMA 4 becomes better cause currently the one in reforger is just tedious to use compared to the ARMA 3 editor
NOTHINGCELS PUNCHING THE AIR RN. we are so back happencels 📈📈📈
the battlefield 3 soundtrack, he knows he knows
you, your son, and your brother are all sitting outside your home. the goats quietly graze while you relax in your only chair. suddenly; americans. your brother is riding his favorite goat, and says nothing. your son looks to you...
"what do we do, father?"
a tank passes through your fields. with a shrug, you break your silence, "watch"
This was me less then 24 hours before the full scale invasion of Ukraine. We were playing UNO the evening before and then 5:30 in the morning woken up to ballistic missiles and commanders screaming at us to wake up.
dont yall sometimes wish you could have a view of an actual warzone from a safe perspective like this
Meme aside, the scene composition on this one is so good. You've got some real artsy stuff going on here. I could watch this on a loop all day.
as a jordanian i can confirm i was sitting with my goats looking like this
Nothing ever happens...Or has it? Something has happened.
lmao at the muffled thunder run soundtrack that grows and drops in volume with the abrams
The calmest day in middle east:
was the tank playing thunder run from bf3 lmao????
Something cinematic about watching a large scale tank formation pass by. Hehehehe.
Middle Eastern Soccer is truly magnificent
0:42 Thunder run intensifies...
I approve the use of Thunder Run's soundtrack.
its perfect for scenes like these lol
That one tank looking directly at the civvies at 0:57 was thinking about it.
"someday, I'll see a video about my country here."
- random southeast asian person
well, i always wanted to do something with the west philippine sea shenanigans with the boats, theres a mod that adds some PLAN frigates
@@bannedinc. for the Philippines, just add some bamboo rafts armed to the teeth. Sponsored by the US of course.
Hold your horse, boy. Myanmar and Thailand are cooking
@@bannedinc. You can do a remake of that one video that you did before based on that Chinese Propaganda Art of a lone fisherman facing the US Industrial Complex as a giant monster on a carrier, but make the fisherman a Filipino, and the monster obviously Chinese
Middle East Fun Times
Luv me that Thunder Run music
The BF3 thunder run ost is the cherry on top 🎉
Lmaoooooo the ball is now in bibi's court now.
The Ayatollah blew his 180 irbm load 😂.
man on goat thinks he is mc
The Thunder Run theme hit me differently, sorry imma need a moment ;_;
in 72 hrs this is going to age like milk. Bibi wants to go all the way, just sit back and enjoy the show.
HERE WE GO AGAIN
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
And would you look at that, nothing ever happened
And I wonder......
_I wonder how!_
_I wonder why!_
Yesterday you told me bout the rocket filled sky, yet all that I can see.... Yet all that I can see....
Is battlefield 3
BF3 Thunder Run music goes so hard
Edging themselves to WW3.
abrams stopping for a moment fits that scene so well, goat rider is probably deaf now though
IT IS 90 SECONDS TO Nothing.
God I miss Battlefield 3, everything slowly went downhill from there.
POV: Your an Iraqi witnessing your entire army get decimated in 100 hours like it wasnt even there.
First, also 99% interception rate
You know something is going down somewhere in the world when Banned Inc. uploads.
Sand wars episode 3
Revenge of the Hypersonic goatherders.
Calmest day on the Chernarus/Takistan border
When you are nowhere and you found oil
- *THIS IS AMERICA TAKE IT YOU GO WAR* 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
Man, I Love Jesus- *Explode*
- Sr Pelo
Never mind the tanks. Look at the guy riding the goat and how far apart he's spreading his legs.
my chi is mad focused yo
Honestly? They get better entertainment than we do.
Needs more liberty and Democracy!
Everything is fine moment.
Nothing happen just chilling
"It's a nothing burger"
Battlefield 3 Jet mission 4k when?
I could try but sadly jet combat is kinda trash in arma lmao
put down that dinosaur
The Goat guy has no fear. Tank rolls up and gives no fucks.
AAAND NOTHING HAPPENED
ahhh, what a relaxing point of view
god i fuckin wish
Just a desert storm, nothing to see
funny, heard the rockets go over my house at like 1:20am lol
Helicopter time
Gee.... *Stretches*
Sure is boring around here!
MAH BOI
3rd times the charm
fucking epic
Something ever happens
I know someone who served in Iraq after the 2003 invasion Iraqi Freedom and he has told me that this is basically what happens. A battle will break out and no civilians will care too much. War is so common there that people just carry out their daily duties like nothing
Tu-22M status doko???
So uh, what happened irl this time?
Iran launches kamikaze drones and cruise missiles into israel, shenanigans ensue
though so far its all talk and posturing from the israeli side, but we'll see in the coming days
@@bannedinc. Thanks banned. You're pretty much my favorite editorial channel lol. Shitpost news is quite something else.
The nothing in question:
Another peaceful day in the Middle East.
Operation Firestorm music hits just right👌
So nostalgic
something just happened
this is some good art you made in this video nothing that hasn't been done before but pretty good nonetheless
"ITS WW3!!!!!"
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
I don't know why, but this has some strong Terminator vibes to it,
What the program you use to make a video? PS? (sr for my eng)
Kek the Thundr Run theme
0:45 Get your bread up Thunder run wasn't loud enough.
Huh i dont see anything wrong its just your average day in iraq
2021- World tension: 20%
2022- World tension: 50%
2023- World tension: 60%
2024- World tension: 80%
Everyone except Russia: 'We don't have enough mils yet!'
Even Russia is struggling with supply. Needing to get cheap knockoff rounds
I literally heard missiles exploding last night
nothing ever happens
Don't know how i ended here, but i'm glad i did.
When the happening es constant, does it really happens?
Another banned inc instant classic
The most peaceful day in middle east:
BF3 it was not a game. It was just a warning.
Normal day in middle east.
booooo no more desert wars, i hate desert camo !!!
NOPE, BACK TO THE SANDBOX WITH YOU :SCHIZOTROLL:
I LOVE DESERT MARPAT
I LOVE DESERT MARPAT
I LOVE DESERT MARPAT
Even if every capital in SEA turned into dust after this, it wouldn't make a much different from breathing in cadmium filled air anyway since I live in Taiguo Sheng province of China