Batman dies, and they scramble to find the next Batman. You bring back John Henry Irons as a substitute batman, bring in a clone and an Android, spotlight Selina Kyles grief and Gotham's struggle to cope. And wolverine gets crohn's disease.
X-Donald's, where Professor Xavier with the X-Men launch a fast food burger chain to compete with Magneto and his Brotherhood of Burgers at Brotherhood Burgers.
Oh - PLEASE tell me that this pitch includes an extra-special holiday issue in which Wolverine must covertly deliver a pizza by infiltrating a Krampusnacht parade only to discover ACTUAL demons hiding among the costumed folks thus forcing our X-Men hero to take out the demons without disrupting the parade and protect the Krampusnacht revelers all while keeping his pizza safe and hot for an on time delivery!
Every time Logan's birthday rolls around, Sabretooth prank calls him to deliver an enormous load of pizzas to a vacant lot or abandoned building or Senator Kelly's home. And then he sighs and chucks the cold pies down the sewers for the Morlocks.
Let me suggest some of my own dumb comic pitches: -A little Chinese girl's plane crashes over the Texas badlands and she returns around age 30 trained to black belt level in the mystic art of gunslinging. -One of the first English preachers to come to the Americas was somehow very long-lived, hides out in the Louisiana bayous during the American Civil War, and teaches a Texas farmboy the holy arts. -The protagonist's superpower only takes effect when he stands stock-still and his enemies hit him. -A superhero couple almost end their marriage over the differences in the sources of their powers. -Some Christian holy knights having trouble dealing with demons call a Shinto shrine maiden for help. -The planet Mars turns out to be inhabited by the actual god Mars and his monsters. -A space marine somehow gets trapped in a fantasy world. -A king offers the title of princess to the teenage girl who does the best in school in his realm. -The heroine will lose her powers if her hair touches her shoulders. -The main character can only move by jumping weightlessly and sticking to surfaces.
"Some Christian holy knights having trouble dealing with demons call a Shinto shrine maiden for help." You know, I could totally see this done well in anime.
Some of these are not so dumb My favorites The planet Mars turns out to be inhabited by the actual god Mars and his monsters. A superhero couple almost end their marriage over the differences in the sources of their powers. The heroine will lose her powers if her hair touches her shoulders. The protagonist's superpower only takes effect when he stands stock-still and his enemies hit him Of course, the heroine could jut cut her hair short & her kryptonite vanishes
Got a pitch here: we take a group of like 4-5 super hero’s that don’t know each other’s secret identities that are a group of friends and just do a Seinfeld type comic about their normal lives but not a comedy with lots of diner scenes with eating instead of talking
"An old movie everyone forgot and noone cares about" It was one of the first "free" dvds added to a magazine that I owned. Sometimes, when I run an RPG game and quickly need two names for a married couple, I still choose Kate and Leopold.
Best gift possible from your channel (for me). Keeping it for later today, I want to enjoy it in the best conditions. Merry Christmas to you and your family, to Joe and his too.
Here's an awesome pitch: Death's Head sue's The Punisher for stealing his logo. Legal copyright drama with She Hulk and Daredevil siding with DH and Punisher. You can sympathise with both Death's Head and Punisher, so it's got that great balance. Respectable Freelance Peacekeeping Agent versus Violent Vigilante, yes?
9 panel grid of the same person eating. Panel 1 they say "chew". Then they're eating silently for the next 6 panels. Panel 8, they say "gulp". Then panel 9 they say "yum".
I would be all-in on a sprawling Cloak & Dagger multiverse event. By the way, the Freeform show was mostly boring, but the Season 1 finale was absolutely hilarious.
@@williambrinton8937 the episode opens with a piano theme that's evocative of "Come Sail Away" by Styx, but then it *is* Come Sail Away and then the whole episode is the final boss battle/scavenger hunt alternating with the Creole voodoo lady narrating cheesy historical vignettes from the history of the New Orleans area all the while teasing us with Come Sail Away motifs (the Dagger actress is singing the lyrics), so for example when we get to the Battle of New Orleans part you get Come Sail Away on fife and drum. When they finally save the world through the power of holding hands backed up by the final resolution of the guitar power chords and the actress belting "A GATHERING OF ANGELS..." I was doubled over giggling.
Heres some pitches from me to DC. Supermen: Electric Spectrum. Superman is just living life. But something just isnt right. Can Superman save his reality? Read Electric Spectrum . Guest staring Shaq as Steel.
A great companion pitch for a limited series would be Logan's Cuts where he runs a barber shop for the mutants.
Batman dies, and they scramble to find the next Batman. You bring back John Henry Irons as a substitute batman, bring in a clone and an Android, spotlight Selina Kyles grief and Gotham's struggle to cope.
And wolverine gets crohn's disease.
Food AND bureaucracy? I'm sold!
This reminds me of the "What The--?" parody comics Marvel used to do back in the day.
X-Donald's, where Professor Xavier with the X-Men launch a fast food burger chain to compete with Magneto and his Brotherhood of Burgers at Brotherhood Burgers.
There's a universe where Galactus is Cloak and Silver Surfer is Dagger.
Best Christmas gift ever! Thanks Da~... er.. Perch!
Oh - PLEASE tell me that this pitch includes an extra-special holiday issue in which Wolverine must covertly deliver a pizza by infiltrating a Krampusnacht parade only to discover ACTUAL demons hiding among the costumed folks thus forcing our X-Men hero to take out the demons without disrupting the parade and protect the Krampusnacht revelers all while keeping his pizza safe and hot for an on time delivery!
Every time Logan's birthday rolls around, Sabretooth prank calls him to deliver an enormous load of pizzas to a vacant lot or abandoned building or Senator Kelly's home.
And then he sighs and chucks the cold pies down the sewers for the Morlocks.
If Logan doesn't get an adamantium apron (that's really sharp and impractical) in WeApron X I will riot.
Let me suggest some of my own dumb comic pitches:
-A little Chinese girl's plane crashes over the Texas badlands and she returns around age 30 trained to black belt level in the mystic art of gunslinging.
-One of the first English preachers to come to the Americas was somehow very long-lived, hides out in the Louisiana bayous during the American Civil War, and teaches a Texas farmboy the holy arts.
-The protagonist's superpower only takes effect when he stands stock-still and his enemies hit him.
-A superhero couple almost end their marriage over the differences in the sources of their powers.
-Some Christian holy knights having trouble dealing with demons call a Shinto shrine maiden for help.
-The planet Mars turns out to be inhabited by the actual god Mars and his monsters.
-A space marine somehow gets trapped in a fantasy world.
-A king offers the title of princess to the teenage girl who does the best in school in his realm.
-The heroine will lose her powers if her hair touches her shoulders.
-The main character can only move by jumping weightlessly and sticking to surfaces.
"Some Christian holy knights having trouble dealing with demons call a Shinto shrine maiden for help."
You know, I could totally see this done well in anime.
@@AliRadicali I dont know about "Done well", but it would certainly be done.
>A space marine somehow gets trapped in a fantasy realm.
I would not be surprised if an isekai of this concept exists.
Some of these are not so dumb
My favorites
The planet Mars turns out to be inhabited by the actual god Mars and his monsters.
A superhero couple almost end their marriage over the differences in the sources of their powers.
The heroine will lose her powers if her hair touches her shoulders.
The protagonist's superpower only takes effect when he stands stock-still and his enemies hit him
Of course, the heroine could jut cut her hair short & her kryptonite vanishes
Man, that's a great present. I've been yearning for new episode of HQCBP.
Joe and Perch are best Comic Dads for Christmas.
Holy crap I never realized that Joe sounds like Jeff Goldblum.
Wonder Woman hanging Epstein got me laughing out loud! Thanks Joe and Perch!
Island of Logan: A '23 and Me' mutant fad reveals they're all Wolverine's kids.
So the full title could be Island of Logan: X-23 and Me
Got a pitch here: we take a group of like 4-5 super hero’s that don’t know each other’s secret identities that are a group of friends and just do a Seinfeld type comic about their normal lives but not a comedy with lots of diner scenes with eating instead of talking
"An old movie everyone forgot and noone cares about"
It was one of the first "free" dvds added to a magazine that I owned. Sometimes, when I run an RPG game and quickly need two names for a married couple, I still choose Kate and Leopold.
Best gift possible from your channel (for me). Keeping it for later today, I want to enjoy it in the best conditions.
Merry Christmas to you and your family, to Joe and his too.
Here's an awesome pitch: Death's Head sue's The Punisher for stealing his logo. Legal copyright drama with She Hulk and Daredevil siding with DH and Punisher. You can sympathise with both Death's Head and Punisher, so it's got that great balance. Respectable Freelance Peacekeeping Agent versus Violent Vigilante, yes?
No, I haven’t heard of Kate&Leopold.
The food truck comic sounds like a decent Manga
There's a universe where Thanos is Cloak and Lady Death is Dagger.
Oh I can’t wait to listen, this should be fun.
Jeff Goldblum and Winnie the Pooh team-up. Disney+ make this happen.
Merry Christmas
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52 Tuesdays sounds kinda like Wayne Fam Adventures…
MERRY CHRISTMAS PERCH!!!
9 panel grid of the same person eating. Panel 1 they say "chew". Then they're eating silently for the next 6 panels. Panel 8, they say "gulp". Then panel 9 they say "yum".
Genius. They can pad out entire comics with this.
I got one. What if batman was actually the villain of the story?
I would be all-in on a sprawling Cloak & Dagger multiverse event. By the way, the Freeform show was mostly boring, but the Season 1 finale was absolutely hilarious.
Pls tell me what happened that was so funny, I dont want to sit through cloak and dagger just for the last episode
@@williambrinton8937 the episode opens with a piano theme that's evocative of "Come Sail Away" by Styx, but then it *is* Come Sail Away and then the whole episode is the final boss battle/scavenger hunt alternating with the Creole voodoo lady narrating cheesy historical vignettes from the history of the New Orleans area all the while teasing us with Come Sail Away motifs (the Dagger actress is singing the lyrics), so for example when we get to the Battle of New Orleans part you get Come Sail Away on fife and drum. When they finally save the world through the power of holding hands backed up by the final resolution of the guitar power chords and the actress belting "A GATHERING OF ANGELS..." I was doubled over giggling.
@@williambrinton8937 I should add she's not singing in-universe, that would be an extra kick. She's just the vocalist on the soundtrack.
@@Plautus thats incredible thanks
Yeah, sorry Joe, but don't blame Cloak & Dagger's possible TV appeal on that poor Freeform travesty
You joke, but a comic themed around being written by an ai could be pretty fun.
you changed the music from country! but...where's the MUMBLE RAP intro? you have to admit, that would be better. :)
The X Lives and Deaths of Wolverine is just a 10-course tasting menu.
The X Breakfast of Wolverine and X Main Course of Wolverine.
Epstein's Paradise Island doesn't work at all for Wonder Woman.... but it's PERFECT for Wonder Girl.
Nubia and Midnighter sword fighting
its only questionable ...if your doing it sober ... 😆
Damn, you really convinced me on the Kate & Leopold pitch
Heres some pitches from me to DC.
Supermen: Electric Spectrum.
Superman is just living life.
But something just isnt right.
Can Superman save his reality?
Read Electric Spectrum . Guest staring
Shaq as Steel.
What a sweet Christmas gift... gonna have to send the girlfriend to bed early so I can enjoy this in peace.
At least that Weapon Slice idea is a much more organic way of putting food into a story, unlike the shoehorned way Marvel does it now.
…I should really watch the entire video before I make a comment that reiterates the punch line…
Again all this can be done in fan fiction. Just have randos write it and put it online for free for people who cares about this.
How bout we do “infinite crises on infinite earths” never ending event dc has that goes now until forever
huahuahuahuahua... man, this was amazing!!! 🤣
I have never wanted to read anything more than I want to read Political Dumpster Fire Archie
I was wondering if someone would notice the voice!
if these pitches are supposed to mock how boring comics are right now in marvel and dc mission accomplished this helped me sleep quicker than bynadril
Man, this video is too political. Can you do one with some fun silly pitches?