"Starkgate" -- YES! Perfect. And make sure the awkward conversation with the Uber driver includes some sort of demand that Tony check his privilege. Because readers love that too.
Also, I think the very best thing you can do for the X books is to have a separate series for every single mutant that has ever appeared in a Marvel comic. That's the ONLY way we'll have "enough" X books.
Congratulations on reaching 10k Perch! You deserve it. You also have the same number of suscribers as Wes from thinking critical, now you are both batman and there is no sidekick
That Hellcat book needs to include a side-story of Steve Rogers getting kicked out of the Avengers after Hellcat accuses him of violence, even though there's video footage of her beating him up for rejecting her advances. It has to be portrayed as him being the villain, and the happy ending is when she becomes the new leader of Avengers instead of him. An all female version of Avengers of course.
"My name is Commander Sheppard and this is the best Perch video ever. It can never be topped....ever!" You never gonna top this Perch time to stop posting vids and rest on your laurels.
How about a self insert story where a guy named Lurch or Terch or something, opens up a comic book shop in Hell's Kitchen, and he's constantly bothered by supervillains leaving bad reviews on Yelp, because they don't like that they always loose in the comic books. Arcade and Taskmaster can be regulars because those are the only 2 villains the writers of the book heard about. He could get involved in a lawsuit over a writer sabotaging a comic book that was supposed to go on sale in his shop, and Matt Murdoc could be one of the lawyers.
You guys missed the part where Tony takes a selfie, and the 4 Variant covers! Maybe he even takes a picture of the sky because the camera is on the back of the iPhone, and that's a variant cover too!
Perch, who gave you Gail Simone's notes on her Iron Man pitch? The only thing I'd change is instead of just getting tipsy and writing better, someone "unknown" sends him chocolates and he finds that he thinks he blogs better after eating a few, that it gives him a numb calm. It turns out the chocolates are filled with liquors. Does Tony stop eating them? Does he break down crying? We'll know in 5 issues!
“Stark Gate” is easily the best Iron Man pitch we’ve gotten since Extremis. Make it happen Marvel! And with “Dinner for a Hero” have Lex Luthor really be a regular patron of the soup kitchen, he owns a multi billion dollar world conglomerate organization, but he doesn’t really have any real money. Lex is just a homeless man everyday he goes home from trying to kill Superman. And also Ted Knight keeps his diner open by selling drugs to kids in suicide slum. Black Lightning tries to investigate, though he’s persuaded by Ted’s good food and completely forgets the reason he went to Ted’s diner like nothing ever happened. The comic would win 5 Eisners, a Hugo, 6 Golden Globe awards, an Oscar and a Nobel Peace Prize.
Perch, you're a genius, Scarlet Witch pretending to be Invisible Woman explains why we barely ever see her in comics. She's actually in comics, we just can't see her.
Perch, please don't give Marvel any more ideas to wreck Iron Man. They've been doing it since 2013, his fiftieth anniversary year, where Kieron Gillen did the big reveal that Tony was adopted and Howard and Maria Stark's real son, Arno, was alive. The character destruction accelerated at warp speed with Bendis' runs, exploded on the Slott run, and went full thermonuclear destruction on the current Cantwell run.
Hey for a meta thing why not a Xavier's school series of new students. A normal kid, a mutant, an inhuman, an andoid and an alien. Call it New Class and they are the oddballs of the school and have to get through the hero program at the academy. Also have them use gadgets and unconventional powers.
Right now, Brian Michael Bendis is pitching a story to Tom Breevort about how time travelling Stevil Rogers (see Secret Empire Captain America) is actually Tony Stark's biological father! Your guys brainstorm became his brainbarf, brilliant.
Marvel/DC team up, their industry leaders get together to make: "Best of Marvel and DC". Then they submit their most popular favorite Twitter post. The best ones are published in a comic. It's shipped to comic shops as promo material. Shops just have to pay for shipping (so it's a good deal!). This allows readers who think twitter is bullshit, to acess twitter content from inside the comic shops! No phone or internet required, Twitter/Comic synergy!
My pitches:1.) Tony Stark sets up a Parlor account and is immediately labeled a right wing domestic terrorist and vilified which goes into 2.) Marvel's "Kingdom Come " starring Carol Danvers. She kills Tony(again) and takes over the world. Which goes into 3.) Ms. Marvel and Squirrel Girl saving the world and giving Danvers a pass because Tony is a right wing white male misogynist so that was all his fault. 4.) "Endless Ones" Marvel splits all their titles into 2 groups. Group A will relaunch in January with new number 1 issues. In February all group A titles will be canceled and group B will relaunch with new number 1 issues. In March all group B titles will be canceled and Group A will be re-relaunched with all new Number 1 issues. Repeat for the entirety of the year.
You are forgetting with the HellCat pitch that Millie the Model is the cousin of Spider-Woman's mother and HellCat's Half sister from an affair that HellCat's mom had with Dr Strange
And Spiderwoman's mother was the first Hellcat, forgetting that Greer Nelson had the suit first as a The Cat bit then again, who cares about history and canon.
@@dakota4384 I though that retcon was a given, since it's all the rage and of course the fans love retcons, otherwise why would there be so many of them?
Guys I'd be careful throwing these ideas out there like this. Marvel and DC will ABSOLUTELY steal these pitches if they hear this! Tom King is already chomping at the bit to write a 12 issue maxi-mini Dinner for a Hero
I like how you got Arcade into the pitch. Colossus could deliver the pizza throught Murder World under 30 minutes unless Arcade hypnotizes him ... again. I would absolutely buy that book because it has Arcade the greatest villain ... well after Doctor Doom. Next projext for the makers of West World should be Arcade tv-series. We could have X-Men, F4, Avengers and Arcade could kill Inhumans and Runaways... and Venom!!! and Carnage!!! I hate those guys... and let's be honest: they are really unpopular. So thanks guys!!! Great show!!!
I've got a wild idea. We take the Captain America: Generations story, about how time travelling Falcon went back to help Steve Rogers and grew old, BUT he replaces Steve Rogers in the super-soldier experiment, and then forms his OWN Avengers team, with all black race swaps! Readers LOVE race and gender swaps, there's so much room for replacing every single one of the Avengers with diversity. #originalideas
Perch, knock it off, man. I can't very well finish working on the next Iron Man story arc if you give away the plot sixteen months in advance. - next writer, Marvel's Iron-Man PS- just kidding.
Lets put Dan Slott on an Iron Man anniversary issue where Tony Stark finds out he is severely anemic. Dan Slott, fearing the internet will turn on him for being anti-trans again, has Tony accept his anemia as who he really is and totally changes how you think about Iron Man FOREVER! All new! Never before seen! ANTI-IRON MAN!
How about we have the Hulk, but just on the cover. The plot is Hulk is on a political campaign for Biden. Hulk turns into Bruce Banner when visiting cities. Then Bruce tells the reader to vote for Biden. Marvel should start this run now and sales will peek by next election. Marvel should promote this comic worldwide. Am Canadian and we always wonder who we should vote for in the US election.
You guys underestimate your audience. I remember one story line in Russ Atkinson's early run in Millie the model when she went above & beyond working deep under cover for the OSS as a high class call girl, using her womanly wares to help sniff out Nazi sympathizers in the United States. Besmirching Millie's virtue way-way before Frank Miller perverted characters like Karen Page as a drug user/porn star/prostitute. You can see why Fredric Wertham had to write Seduction Of The Innocent to control the comics industry under the disguise of saving the children from degenerates. Who's said bald faced lies & unsubstantiated rumors aren't worthwhile & validated to be used against other people to ruin creators lives. Just like today's virtue signalers who use the same tactics to get ahead in the business & not on their merit.
Pff.... amateurs. If you have a Rob Liefeld issue and you want it to be meta, the issue has to be all feet, and only feet. And guest written by Tarantino. Or an NFT of Tarantino. it also has to released a year late, like this comment.
"Starkgate" -- YES! Perfect. And make sure the awkward conversation with the Uber driver includes some sort of demand that Tony check his privilege. Because readers love that too.
OMG, the Hellcat and Cap ideas are genius too!
Also, I think the very best thing you can do for the X books is to have a separate series for every single mutant that has ever appeared in a Marvel comic. That's the ONLY way we'll have "enough" X books.
Why am I liking this Batman retcon? The family he made,
... with his p**is. Masterpiece.
Congratulations on reaching 10k Perch! You deserve it. You also have the same number of suscribers as Wes from thinking critical, now you are both batman and there is no sidekick
I’m always his sidekick.
I didn’t know I needed this. You’ve subverted my expectations. Must mindlessly consume. Lol
After this video I am convinced Batman: City oF Wayne is the crossover that we have always needed.
Right?
But not the one we deserve...
That Hellcat book needs to include a side-story of Steve Rogers getting kicked out of the Avengers after Hellcat accuses him of violence, even though there's video footage of her beating him up for rejecting her advances. It has to be portrayed as him being the villain, and the happy ending is when she becomes the new leader of Avengers instead of him.
An all female version of Avengers of course.
wtf I love Joe Corallo now.
One of the few tiny gifts of 2020.
Alternate Title: How To Throw Shade At 95% Of Comics Pros in 60 Minutes Or Less
Lol! You guys were great! Way to go summing the 2020 mainstream comics industry!
"Using him as an insert for a guy I hate," had me rolling; I kinda want to see this Hellcat book now. LOL
"My name is Commander Sheppard and this is the best Perch video ever. It can never be topped....ever!" You never gonna top this Perch time to stop posting vids and rest on your laurels.
This was hilarious. I love the sarcastic ideas you two "pitched" and all the fun you made at 2020 comics.
How about a self insert story where a guy named Lurch or Terch or something, opens up a comic book shop in Hell's Kitchen, and he's constantly bothered by supervillains leaving bad reviews on Yelp, because they don't like that they always loose in the comic books.
Arcade and Taskmaster can be regulars because those are the only 2 villains the writers of the book heard about.
He could get involved in a lawsuit over a writer sabotaging a comic book that was supposed to go on sale in his shop, and Matt Murdoc could be one of the lawyers.
Lurch for sure.
I can tell that this will be my favorite series for 2021.
Marvel and DC should just turn it all into a big What If collection.
You guys missed the part where Tony takes a selfie, and the 4 Variant covers! Maybe he even takes a picture of the sky because the camera is on the back of the iPhone, and that's a variant cover too!
The problem with the Iron Man pitch... it is that if it was written by Keith Giffen
and J.M. DeMatteis could be really good.
Perch, who gave you Gail Simone's notes on her Iron Man pitch? The only thing I'd change is instead of just getting tipsy and writing better, someone "unknown" sends him chocolates and he finds that he thinks he blogs better after eating a few, that it gives him a numb calm. It turns out the chocolates are filled with liquors. Does Tony stop eating them? Does he break down crying? We'll know in 5 issues!
How do you guys not fucking laugh when making these pitches let alone saying them out loud 🤣
Oh my, that Wolverine pitch is painful XD. If there's a part 3 I hope it has a Longshot pitch.
When you said the restaurant only served heroes and superheroes, I heard gyros and supergyros... Anyways, good stuff guys!
“Stark Gate” is easily the best Iron Man pitch we’ve gotten since Extremis. Make it happen Marvel!
And with “Dinner for a Hero” have Lex Luthor really be a regular patron of the soup kitchen, he owns a multi billion dollar world conglomerate organization, but he doesn’t really have any real money. Lex is just a homeless man everyday he goes home from trying to kill Superman.
And also Ted Knight keeps his diner open by selling drugs to kids in suicide slum. Black Lightning tries to investigate, though he’s persuaded by Ted’s good food and completely forgets the reason he went to Ted’s diner like nothing ever happened. The comic would win 5 Eisners, a Hugo, 6 Golden Globe awards, an Oscar and a Nobel Peace Prize.
I really dig the idea of Tony Stark becoming the internet journalist champion of justice but also, Hunter S. Thompson
Guys, i don't think you'repushing it far enough, Batman should also be Superman's biological dad
that's the sequel event by Scott Snyder, House of Wayn-El. "One hundred thousand lightyears ago, in deep space"
and The Joker is the one that really destroyed Krypton. planned 3000 years in advance.
And everyone of them with endless head talking panels, because THAT'S the narrative evolution in comics.
This ain't the 90s when things sold and there was action. We have to keep the art cost down these days by being drab and boring.
We show the emotion of the characters by reusing talking head panels
Perch, you're a genius, Scarlet Witch pretending to be Invisible Woman explains why we barely ever see her in comics. She's actually in comics, we just can't see her.
Perch, please don't give Marvel any more ideas to wreck Iron Man. They've been doing it since 2013, his fiftieth anniversary year, where Kieron Gillen did the big reveal that Tony was adopted and Howard and Maria Stark's real son, Arno, was alive. The character destruction accelerated at warp speed with Bendis' runs, exploded on the Slott run, and went full thermonuclear destruction on the current Cantwell run.
^^^^ This!
Spider-man by gaslight with Uncle Ben as Jack the Ripper.
Gwen Stacy is a victem of Ben the Ripper
2020 was an unchartered year, except that Marvel and DC charted themselves repeatedly throughout the year.
So Batgirl and Nightwing are siblings
Hey for a meta thing why not a Xavier's school series of new students. A normal kid, a mutant, an inhuman, an andoid and an alien. Call it New Class and they are the oddballs of the school and have to get through the hero program at the academy. Also have them use gadgets and unconventional powers.
Does this mean books you just pitched will be cancelled and new number 1s will be put out in their place?
Right now, Brian Michael Bendis is pitching a story to Tom Breevort about how time travelling Stevil Rogers (see Secret Empire Captain America) is actually Tony Stark's biological father!
Your guys brainstorm became his brainbarf, brilliant.
Marvel/DC team up, their industry leaders get together to make: "Best of Marvel and DC".
Then they submit their most popular favorite Twitter post. The best ones are published in a comic. It's shipped to comic shops as promo material. Shops just have to pay for shipping (so it's a good deal!). This allows readers who think twitter is bullshit, to acess twitter content from inside the comic shops! No phone or internet required, Twitter/Comic synergy!
weapon slice really got me
My pitches:1.) Tony Stark sets up a Parlor account and is immediately labeled a right wing domestic terrorist and vilified which goes into 2.) Marvel's "Kingdom Come " starring Carol Danvers. She kills Tony(again) and takes over the world. Which goes into 3.) Ms. Marvel and Squirrel Girl saving the world and giving Danvers a pass because Tony is a right wing white male misogynist so that was all his fault.
4.) "Endless Ones" Marvel splits all their titles into 2 groups. Group A will relaunch in January with new number 1 issues. In February all group A titles will be canceled and group B will relaunch with new number 1 issues. In March all group B titles will be canceled and Group A will be re-relaunched with all new Number 1 issues. Repeat for the entirety of the year.
Both big two companies having since collaborated with Fortnite in their comics makes the Iron Man pitch even better.
You are forgetting with the HellCat pitch that Millie the Model is the cousin of Spider-Woman's mother and HellCat's Half sister from an affair that HellCat's mom had with Dr Strange
And Spiderwoman's mother was the first Hellcat, forgetting that Greer Nelson had the suit first as a The Cat bit then again, who cares about history and canon.
@@dakota4384 I though that retcon was a given, since it's all the rage and of course the fans love retcons, otherwise why would there be so many of them?
@@KollectingKaos Your right, they love them so much and hate it when writers try to keep with what has been built up over decades.
I did not expect to enjoy this, but here I am
Guys I'd be careful throwing these ideas out there like this. Marvel and DC will ABSOLUTELY steal these pitches if they hear this! Tom King is already chomping at the bit to write a 12 issue maxi-mini Dinner for a Hero
"Batman: All Man's Land" sounds like it could be a pitch by William S Burroughs
Hellcat AF!!!
"...and what he does is delicious...."
Bwahahahaha!
Fantastic Four but Reed and Sue get a divorce.
Perfect.
call it One More Decade
And they hire Mephisto to arbitrate the separation of assets.
@@ericd.5206 Even Mephisto wont touch that one.
@@ericd.5206 I was thinking daredevil for child custody
I like how you got Arcade into the pitch. Colossus could deliver the pizza throught Murder World under 30 minutes unless Arcade hypnotizes him ... again. I would absolutely buy that book because it has Arcade the greatest villain ... well after Doctor Doom. Next projext for the makers of West World should be Arcade tv-series. We could have X-Men, F4, Avengers and Arcade could kill Inhumans and Runaways... and Venom!!! and Carnage!!! I hate those guys... and let's be honest: they are really unpopular. So thanks guys!!! Great show!!!
This is hilarious
Aren't you afraid people will steal your ideas? Also: more of this, please
I've got a wild idea. We take the Captain America: Generations story, about how time travelling Falcon went back to help Steve Rogers and grew old, BUT he replaces Steve Rogers in the super-soldier experiment, and then forms his OWN Avengers team, with all black race swaps! Readers LOVE race and gender swaps, there's so much room for replacing every single one of the Avengers with diversity. #originalideas
#retcon
Perch, knock it off, man. I can't very well finish working on the next Iron Man story arc if you give away the plot sixteen months in advance.
- next writer, Marvel's Iron-Man
PS- just kidding.
Oh please please please make the Hellcat pitch
The Knight Cafe? Knighthawks?
Lets put Dan Slott on an Iron Man anniversary issue where Tony Stark finds out he is severely anemic.
Dan Slott, fearing the internet will turn on him for being anti-trans again, has Tony accept his anemia as who he really is and totally changes how you think about Iron Man FOREVER!
All new! Never before seen! ANTI-IRON MAN!
How about we have the Hulk, but just on the cover. The plot is Hulk is on a political campaign for Biden. Hulk turns into Bruce Banner when visiting cities. Then Bruce tells the reader to vote for Biden. Marvel should start this run now and sales will peek by next election. Marvel should promote this comic worldwide. Am Canadian and we always wonder who we should vote for in the US election.
You guys underestimate your audience. I remember one story line in Russ Atkinson's early run in Millie the model when she went above & beyond working deep under cover for the OSS as a high class call girl, using her womanly wares to help sniff out Nazi sympathizers in the United States. Besmirching Millie's virtue way-way before Frank Miller perverted characters like Karen Page as a drug user/porn star/prostitute. You can see why Fredric Wertham had to write Seduction Of The Innocent to control the comics industry under the disguise of saving the children from degenerates. Who's said bald faced lies & unsubstantiated rumors aren't worthwhile & validated to be used against other people to ruin creators lives. Just like today's virtue signalers who use the same tactics to get ahead in the business & not on their merit.
BTS Doom Patrol.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pff.... amateurs. If you have a Rob Liefeld issue and you want it to be meta, the issue has to be all feet, and only feet. And guest written by Tarantino. Or an NFT of Tarantino. it also has to released a year late, like this comment.