Garbage Guide To Pokemon Platinum

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  • Pokemon Platinum is the smartest and most serious Pokémon game ever. The goal is to see every pokemon and save the world. But out main character is sleepy can she do it. No she can not.
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  • @KilianExperience
    @KilianExperience  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3201

    I'll immediately begin working on the game of the year video and should be out before the end of January. Also here is my Discord www.discord.gg/kilian

    • @omgwtfbbq12345678910
      @omgwtfbbq12345678910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I've never seen you on the discord server.

    • @ShinyeyesT
      @ShinyeyesT 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you, Kilian!

    • @Kagera80
      @Kagera80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello Xir please stop your microagressions on my safe space and check your red privilege. Thank you.

    • @sircringe8968
      @sircringe8968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You sure use a lot of WoW music for someone who doesn’t play WoW and also hates it.

    • @Rb-hm5ml
      @Rb-hm5ml 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kilian Experience Thank you☺️

  • @doodoomobah
    @doodoomobah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5695

    The dudes accent makes the video 10 times better

    • @eruno_
      @eruno_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Swedish accent best accent

    • @Pop013
      @Pop013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      PhRst aphtR gloRee slav aXent!!1

    • @theparodymonster1
      @theparodymonster1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its fake though

    • @daddyofallcontent9955
      @daddyofallcontent9955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Kristoffer Wallenberg it is swedish

    • @gabishgab9150
      @gabishgab9150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Boltis I’m swedish :O

  • @harryhawes5206
    @harryhawes5206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3978

    “What’s a woman’s best friend?
    So I named her Wine”

    • @frjoethesecond
      @frjoethesecond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      He wanted to name her Vibrator, but he was worried he'd get demonetized.

    • @swordcrafted
      @swordcrafted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Harry Hawes only 2 replies

    • @pumpkingreg6673
      @pumpkingreg6673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @marios gianopoulos nah they just love wine lol

    • @robhufkens9253
      @robhufkens9253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I thought he would name her Kitchen or something

    • @Salty010
      @Salty010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      women looooooves whining sooo.. wine a good name

  • @xeonespydonum4995
    @xeonespydonum4995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3385

    Ah, yes. Interpol, corporate terrorism, the threat of cataclysm, and major depression. This was my first pokemon game!

    • @armorfrogentertainment
      @armorfrogentertainment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Gen 4 is when the plots to the Pokemon games get a bit insane

    • @yonatanbeer3475
      @yonatanbeer3475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@armorfrogentertainment gen 1: normal
      Gen 2: epic
      Gen 3: biblical
      Gen 4: what the fuck
      Gen 5: WHAT THE FUCK
      Gen 6: WHAT. THE. FUCK.

    • @KingAgniKai
      @KingAgniKai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Cyrus was the darkest bad guy in pokemon. He wanted to erase the current universe and make a new one. Jeez

    • @armorfrogentertainment
      @armorfrogentertainment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@yonatanbeer3475 Gen 5 is small scale compared to Gen 4 (because literally anything is peanuts compared to someone trying to destroy reality itself,) but the plot is too busy. Scheme to release all Pokemon, which turned out to be a trick, turning magic rocks into dragons, hero of prophecy...

    • @NightOfTheRavens
      @NightOfTheRavens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@armorfrogentertainment OK. Just don't compare some depressed piece of shit with a complete PETA psycho.

  • @MotorcycleCheetah
    @MotorcycleCheetah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2282

    “I say no.”
    “He actually listens and teleports away.”
    Cyrus, the most civil villain leader ever.

    • @NaiefThegoony
      @NaiefThegoony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      AvengedRitsuko Giovanni gives you a machine that lets you see the dead that probably costed thousands to make just cause you beat him, what the heck what about him ?

    • @EvOxDrama
      @EvOxDrama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@NaiefThegoony Giovanni gives a 10 year old a machine to see the dead, he is irresponsible.

    • @NaiefThegoony
      @NaiefThegoony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      EvOxDrama well yeah but giovanni didn’t give the machine cause he trusted red, he did it cause he lost and he knew that he doesn’t deserve to own the machine.

    • @plutaojafoiplaneta8682
      @plutaojafoiplaneta8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NaiefThegoony to my knowledge u could use a dool to escape from the ghost so yeah

    • @renzofranco2210
      @renzofranco2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EvOxDrama I mean if he didn't red would have pummeled him to the ground with his level 100 mewto

  • @old_man_dunsparce
    @old_man_dunsparce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4969

    "All pokemon lay eggs, so they're birds"
    "Giratina has to die because he's not a bird"
    Makes sense...

    • @nectarinn3
      @nectarinn3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +559

      Dutchy Duts
      Legendaries can't lay eggs.

    • @miuiruma535
      @miuiruma535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@nectarinn3 Don't ruin the joke

    • @blastoiseddr
      @blastoiseddr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      He fixed the joke

    • @duckduckinator3185
      @duckduckinator3185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Him:(kills giratina)
      Me:wow he really knows how to annoy people

    • @fgvcosmic6752
      @fgvcosmic6752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nectarinn3 yes. Thats the joke

  • @keontaelewis811
    @keontaelewis811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    ***HELLO LAKE, YOU SEE I'M AN ENERGY MAN***

    • @beatriceparham8157
      @beatriceparham8157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m the 1000 like

    • @moonhater1337
      @moonhater1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      ***YOU AS A LAKE, CAN PROVIDE ENERGY***

    • @helloiamenergyman
      @helloiamenergyman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ***HELLO STATUE, YOU SEE I'M AN ENERGY MAN***

    • @DoctorAlright
      @DoctorAlright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Keontae Lewis hello darkness you see I’m an energy man

    • @freshbakedmeme
      @freshbakedmeme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ***HELLO GRANDMOTHER. I LIKE JELLYFISHES. YOU SEE, THEY ARE ENERGY FISHES. AT LEAST ACCORDING TO FINDING NEMO.***

  • @mrlakiro5526
    @mrlakiro5526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1969

    Age : *3+*
    Picture: _Demonic Anti-matter God_

    • @thomasonyango8208
      @thomasonyango8208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      E for everyone means 6+

    • @abarette_
      @abarette_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      me at 5 years old: not a probleeeem...

    • @plainoldcereal9409
      @plainoldcereal9409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gravity god, gititina is the god of gravity

    • @LordPopoOG
      @LordPopoOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      God of the Distortion World*

    • @oatmeal0
      @oatmeal0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pokémon Platinum is rated 12+ due to depressing scenes and gambling (Game Corner)

  • @TheKitek200
    @TheKitek200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    Pokemon Platinum
    (+18)
    Blood and Gore
    Intense Violence
    Mature Humor
    Sexual Violence
    Strong Language
    Use of Alcohol
    Use of Drugs

    • @Someone-sq8im
      @Someone-sq8im 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      And torture

    • @loserinc.4180
      @loserinc.4180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      and also the most important thing; an E N E R G Y M A N (audible audience gasp)

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Don't forget the Nudity.

    • @gstowey
      @gstowey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And terrorism

    • @Paleski
      @Paleski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Let's not forget about Gambling!

  • @Juicar
    @Juicar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    I’m surprised that Wine wasn’t the Elite Four flying type member in Sun and Moon.

    • @Someone-sq8im
      @Someone-sq8im 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Juicer nah Kahili for the win

    • @1AMdoesSomething
      @1AMdoesSomething 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Wine sent out Bird 4

    • @amemeee2471
      @amemeee2471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      She was too busy annihilating every legendary Pokemon due to them not being birds. She’s already killing the new Sword and Shield legendaries with her bird military.

    • @yourfrogchamp
      @yourfrogchamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Imagine Wine sent out fire birb
      Or
      Elite four Wine sent out Pengalengaling

    • @flyingscout3205
      @flyingscout3205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait but, Firebirb cant lay eggs, this is treason.

  • @holyxbord
    @holyxbord 6 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    "I left your mother because shes an alcoholic. She named you Wine for godssake"
    Well played.

    • @gracewisnosky6903
      @gracewisnosky6903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Timur Kral what do you mean

    • @abbad707
      @abbad707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Timur Kral ?wdym

    • @Crispycream08
      @Crispycream08 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timur Kral no

    • @TheRapist69420
      @TheRapist69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gracewisnosky6903 the woman gender is made to drink vine and to not do anything

    • @seungkwanbot3203
      @seungkwanbot3203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheRapist69420 hahahah epic relevant joke xdddddd XD omg lol!

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    Terrorist: "I didn't kill anyone, the bomb did!"
    Speech 100

  • @jose-yq6jt
    @jose-yq6jt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    How Wine won her gym badges;
    The Oreburgh Gym: Normally
    The Eterna Gym: Threatened the Pokemon Association with a Class Action Lawsuit
    The Hearthome Gym: “Ghosts aren’t real”
    The Veilstone Gym: Wine got it herself
    The “Pastaoria” Gym: Disguised herself as a Pool Safety Inspector
    The “Cavelatte” Gym: Defeated a Construction Foreman
    The Snowpoint Gym: “Beat the hardest f**king gym leader in the game”
    The “Sunshore” Gym: “Beat a depressed Naruto Gym Leader”
    Wow. 😳

    • @reenasingh6693
      @reenasingh6693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

    • @Vishnu-bh4wt
      @Vishnu-bh4wt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Naruto looked more like minato tho

    • @siva6272
      @siva6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      naruto is sad because someone stole his girlfriend again

    • @kapteinfint
      @kapteinfint 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He references this in the SoulSilver playthrough, saying that the Normal gym was extra hard because that meant he had to beat the gym normally. I believe every other gym badge in that playthrough was obtained in an unorthodox manner.

  • @galeamblem633
    @galeamblem633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1757

    "Hello lake, I'm an energy man" - Cyrus 2018

    • @willowquinn5108
      @willowquinn5108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      HELLO STATUE

    • @harrisonbaguley5691
      @harrisonbaguley5691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      You see, I'M an energy man...

    • @joshreichardt2485
      @joshreichardt2485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      TheKitFisto16 Hello grandmother.I like jelly fishes. You see they are energy fishes at least according to Finding Nemo.

    • @metaljacket8128
      @metaljacket8128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gale Amblem I really wish I knew what the whole "energy man" reference was.

    • @Piminy
      @Piminy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I thought it was Hello lake I am Energy Man

  • @scrimblocoded
    @scrimblocoded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1943

    You see, I'm an energy man.

    • @henrygutierrez3243
      @henrygutierrez3243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Reading your name made me involuntarily pose for a camera that wasn't there.

    • @outtakefiend6839
      @outtakefiend6839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You yee I'm a energy man

    • @coopersmollen2832
      @coopersmollen2832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yee

    • @mRidley508
      @mRidley508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You see, I am an energy commenter.

    • @LIFEACADEMYindia
      @LIFEACADEMYindia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You see, I'm an energy women

  • @landdeer4772
    @landdeer4772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    If you pause at 5:03
    You can see that it is cut at the left side to just say URUGLY instead of PURUGLY

  • @GamingGatorD
    @GamingGatorD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I love how no one is talking about the "famous for it's porn industry" (music goes silent). That was hilarious.

    • @bajablast6732
      @bajablast6732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😎nice

    • @kimfoda
      @kimfoda 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I didn't got the joke ;(

  • @raviaviaviavioli
    @raviaviaviavioli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1987

    "Coal, the worst fossil fuel"
    "Coal! That's the best fossil fuel!"

    • @dotchi6227
      @dotchi6227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm ok ten

    • @ahonfksjii7695
      @ahonfksjii7695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Sub2Pewds meme is dead where do I go now sub to pewdiepie

    • @Musicalquest
      @Musicalquest 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ahonfksjii7695 i have a meme to sub to

    • @Adam_from_Soulburnt
      @Adam_from_Soulburnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The duality of man.

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Coal! It is fossil fuel!

  • @RedVoxel
    @RedVoxel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    *YOU SEE, I'M AN ENERGY MAN*

    • @miszajansen
      @miszajansen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mörktspel03 helloooo commenter.. You see I'm an energy man and you can provide the energy, I as an energy man crave for

    • @ashydream
      @ashydream 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Benjamin Keslar But U is for Uranium... Bombs!

  • @inspectortezuka3160
    @inspectortezuka3160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    **"My parents knew I'd be a bitch so they named me after the god of war"** I fucking love that line so much it's perfect

  • @SSRheum
    @SSRheum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    I dunno why But I always played the pokemon slots when I was young.
    And that was the start of my gambling addiction

    • @prototypex9094
      @prototypex9094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shit I felt that

    • @luceyfah5304
      @luceyfah5304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      do you know the best way to get rid of gambling addiction? get soulsilver/heartgold and play voltorb flip. you'll have such a life consuming time killing overemotional addiction to it that you'll forget the slots ever existed.

    • @hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853
      @hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@luceyfah5304 I was going to say, "Get the PAL version", but you might be right.

  • @Qtheman3456
    @Qtheman3456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1447

    "He has to DIE because he's not a BIRD."
    Finally, someone who plays Pokemon the same way as I do.

    • @xTORREfiolx
      @xTORREfiolx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      But if you give Giratina a stone he grows wings! Therefore he wants to be a bird but can't until you intervene! What a sad life Giratina lived...

    • @trademarkager1997
      @trademarkager1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually, Giratina has wings, so that makes them all birds

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Article Dreemurr 15
      *Bat would like to see your location*

    • @prismancy7182
      @prismancy7182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alexwang982 What do you mean? Bats are birds you idot

    • @FirstBread77
      @FirstBread77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prismancy Are you joking or not?

  • @stephsbonsaistudio8784
    @stephsbonsaistudio8784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    "You see if I have a Universe, and you have a universe, and i have a straw that goes from my universe to your universe... I DRINK" Cyrus 2018

    • @tarora9563
      @tarora9563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      _Nachzehrer_ NOT MY MILKSHAKE!

    • @ryanholt7637
      @ryanholt7637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      NOT MY SPRITE CRANBERRY UNIVERSE

    • @cyruscyr4303
      @cyruscyr4303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My name is Cyrus, so I guess I said that lol

  • @RiiftApart
    @RiiftApart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    3:07 The fact that the Bidoof has more health than Moltres upsets me on a massive scale

    • @limerumpus3589
      @limerumpus3589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Always number one _ it’s nearly twice the level

    • @canadiangopnik7007
      @canadiangopnik7007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Rei it doesn't matter, a bidoof with more health than a Moltres is disturbing any way you slice it

    • @puddlel1ama327
      @puddlel1ama327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Of course. Praise be to our lord and saviour Bidoof.

    • @omegadeadpool4987
      @omegadeadpool4987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@canadiangopnik7007
      Try watching RUSTY dorkly.
      Bidoof is a god

  • @lampshade2536
    @lampshade2536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    “General Cynthia, *magmar approaching* ”

    • @VikenxRocker
      @VikenxRocker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      MajesticTaco 123 the song was the best, this guy is an amazing composer he should be making concerts at Wembley or something

    • @pokeplayer3737
      @pokeplayer3737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What do you mean magmar approaching

    • @matteofaccin6636
      @matteofaccin6636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lampshade2536 He was quoting Cynthia from the video

    • @lampshade2536
      @lampshade2536 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Matteo Faccin) oh thanks I didn’t realize

    • @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790
      @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pokeplayer3737 MAG! MAAAAAAR!

  • @ceramiceel1
    @ceramiceel1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    "So I named her wine"
    I died

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ur profile pic.

    • @uncledan9453
      @uncledan9453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I told this joke to my mom, we're both dead from laughter

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was watching this while drinking a glass of wine and felt called out lol.

  • @GenesicShinZyraelKai
    @GenesicShinZyraelKai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1324

    "Hello comments. You see, I am an energy man... " - Cyrus 2018

    • @yasosubi
      @yasosubi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Hello comments. You see, i am en energy man..." - Cyrus 2018 alola

    • @helloiamenergyman
      @helloiamenergyman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@yasosubi hello G 0 L U B, you see I am an energy man, you as a commenter can provide energy

    • @yasosubi
      @yasosubi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@helloiamenergyman let's make some energy

    • @ErdeZ
      @ErdeZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anyone thinks this is homage to the oilman speech from There Will Be Blood?

    • @itsmesnacks
      @itsmesnacks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ErdeZ that's exactly what it is, look at cyrus in the thumbnail

  • @tunaunal4996
    @tunaunal4996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Sees the *Pedometer*
    Kilian: İ NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!

    • @skylarfox_bmb
      @skylarfox_bmb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      İ

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Technically, _Wine_ needed to get out of there.

    • @Frk_X
      @Frk_X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I refuse to pronounce pedometer any other way than kilian

    • @joaobueno9389
      @joaobueno9389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@malachiatkinson7245 It was time to wine to leave she has seen everything

  • @thesteadfastduelist6258
    @thesteadfastduelist6258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    *Even in Platinum there's not that many fire Pokemon.*

    • @robertoacusar3815
      @robertoacusar3815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      But There's the Houndour Family.

    • @marcus-vu8gj
      @marcus-vu8gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      That isn't a birb

    • @marcixchumarcixchu6920
      @marcixchumarcixchu6920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But still more than at least in diamond and perl

    • @Unknown-gf1ci
      @Unknown-gf1ci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Chimchar line
      Houndour line
      Magby line
      Flareon
      Ponyta line
      Yeah u right

    • @Mattchu.the.Pikachu
      @Mattchu.the.Pikachu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I always use chimchar so the lack of fire types doesn't bother me.

  • @notquitedovahkiin6243
    @notquitedovahkiin6243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    When I first completed this game I trounced around the resort island for a while before I got bored and decided to just move on to another game. Knowing I probably wouldn't touch Pokemon Pearl again, I made my character walk through every city in the region and release one of their best Pokemon in each: Elvis the Staraptor, Palkia, Bino the Luxray, so on and so on. Every top tier besides my starter. I never bothered catching a lot so most of my pokemon were just traded in and out of my team until they were all around level 90. Then I made the slow walk to the lake by my home town, sat by the lake, and turned the Nintendo off. I never played it again.
    Sure wish this story was true. My brother actually just deleted my save and I punch him in the ear. Good game tho.

    • @delijohnson4735
      @delijohnson4735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not Quite Dovahkiin Not quite l killed your game

    • @rob0duck430
      @rob0duck430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @HARTETWUEIW nah

  • @Warbear
    @Warbear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2850

    holy shit, this came out almost 10 years ago...

    • @bluelobster56
      @bluelobster56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      WarBear yeah, TH-cam notification are broken, so we're only seeing the video now 😁

    • @ilis7257
      @ilis7257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Diamond & Pearl came out almost 12 years ago

    • @ilis7257
      @ilis7257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He means the game

    • @user-ls1hw4qo1i
      @user-ls1hw4qo1i 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Iliass El Hani and he meant a joke

    • @DarranKern
      @DarranKern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That makes me feel painfully old. Almost 20 years since I first played Pokemon Gold :(

  • @angrybear5951
    @angrybear5951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    The Energy Man:
    2:04
    5:22
    6:18
    9:26
    11:38
    12:05

    • @maxx9137
      @maxx9137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Thank you

    • @kinggoldcatter9932
      @kinggoldcatter9932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Gods work

    • @HallowIsSmol
      @HallowIsSmol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you

    • @azetac_
      @azetac_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      4:19 also has “Energy Man” if you listen close enough.

    • @fatuusdottore
      @fatuusdottore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Angry Bear 😍💕💖✨

  • @bennyd6284
    @bennyd6284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    i love how in this Cyrus is constantly explaining how he is an energy man in such a passionate demeanour xD

  • @ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744
    @ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Every time Kilian uploads the entire world cheers in unison, wars end, the dead come back just to watch and even wild animals will rush to the closest computers.

    • @JustABroom
      @JustABroom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Even kim jong un rushes to his high quailty Windows XP to watch.

    • @chocoman45
      @chocoman45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That bastard! Does he know how hard it is to get rid of Grizzly bear from your room?

    • @GameBreaker1055
      @GameBreaker1055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      and then the video ends and out of frustation about having to wait for the next one, even greater wars break out, mass suicide becomes a trend, forests burn down and Logan Paul gainsr subscrptions...

    • @Punishthefalse
      @Punishthefalse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gabre Is this the Kilian Experience?

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you have a source for that

  • @bowiesexy
    @bowiesexy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    5:02 cropped so it says urugly instead of purugly
    comedy gold

    • @guilhudo
      @guilhudo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holy fuck that's hilarious I didn't even notice that. Well spotted.

    • @SummonerArthur
      @SummonerArthur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the second time it appears cropped as "ugly"

  • @kaitoshirogane5563
    @kaitoshirogane5563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    The Hearthone Gym is a Ghost gym...but ghosts arent real. So that was easy!

  • @TheMGSlow
    @TheMGSlow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Cyrus: I am an energy man
    Rose: I too am an energy man
    Cyrus: I want to use the god of time and/or space to destroy the world and create a new one without spirit.
    Rose: I want to awaken the source of the dynamax energy because it'll solve an energy problem in 1000 years probably but couldn't wait a day to unleash it on the world.
    Cyrus: My plan is foiled and no one arrested me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Rose: Energy crisis solved I guess, I have turned myself in to save Looker a trip to Galar to hunt me down.

  • @mungus8064
    @mungus8064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Coal went from worst fossil fuel to best fossil fuel in a matter of minutes

    • @uckfayooglegay9982
      @uckfayooglegay9982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the joke

    • @j2dragon109
      @j2dragon109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't be ridiculous, Killian doesn't make jokes like that! Or any jokes at all to be honest, he is very serious. Were quite alike in that regard.

  • @equillatheeagle-anti-oxige8658
    @equillatheeagle-anti-oxige8658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I M A N E N E R G Y M A N

  • @skylarfox_bmb
    @skylarfox_bmb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    "Cynthia, another main character" is the most subtle and incredible roast of a game I've heard in a while

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Eh?

    • @skylarfox_bmb
      @skylarfox_bmb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@dontspikemydrink9382 just saying "another main character" implies that there are too many to care about all of them, which is a dig at the quality of the game's writing

    • @ignoremypaststupidity2719
      @ignoremypaststupidity2719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Jcacoob Whittaboy thought it was because she had a Pokédex and is implied to have gone in a similar journey, and it was like she’s the main character if the main character wasn’t the main character

    • @Arrowstorm19
      @Arrowstorm19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@skylarfox_bmb that doesn't really work as an insult though, every game or anime needs a main character to focus and build on, so what's your point?

    • @skylarfox_bmb
      @skylarfox_bmb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Arrowstorm19 but if there are too many main characters with little character development, then you'll care about them less than the story wants you to

  • @mslabo102s2
    @mslabo102s2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    2:04 Kilian predicted Pokemon Sword and Shield, one of the main character is a realistic energy man

    • @shadowchicco7507
      @shadowchicco7507 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      田路マサタカ holy

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This video executes the concept and story far, far better.

    • @emeralddragon2980
      @emeralddragon2980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shadestrider1033 Wasn't really a high bar to begin with.

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@emeralddragon2980 I mean, I wasn't really expecting much from Sword and Shield, but I didn't expect the story to be the worst thing since trench warfare. Forget living up to fan expectations, it failed to live up to my impossibly low expectations.

    • @emeralddragon2980
      @emeralddragon2980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shadestrider1033 After I beat the game, it didn't take long for me to completely lose interest. Picked it back up when the two DLCs came out, beat them both, then didn't touch the games again. It was that disappointing to me, and I'll still occasionally pick up one of the old GameBoy titles.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    absolutely wild that pokemon platinum was my jam back in the day

    • @stanners1714
      @stanners1714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cyranek same here lad, remember save scumming the fuck out of them 3 fairy things.

    • @xxxhjhlppxxx
      @xxxhjhlppxxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Cyranek Best Pokemon Game ever.

    • @tymandude1510
      @tymandude1510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It's my favourite Pokemon game tbh. I think Black and White 2 or better games but Platinum and HG/SS have a special place in my heart.

    • @Swishead
      @Swishead 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually loved that game so much... Also you're everywhere, I've seen you on Brockhampton videos as well

    • @zeeeeeeeeeev6493
      @zeeeeeeeeeev6493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cyranek Wow, one of my fav TH-camrs watches video’s of another of my favorite youtubers

  • @dingwings
    @dingwings 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    This whole video is about how a girl with insomnia ended up saving the world because she needs to find a way to fall asleep

  • @ayanoaishi.6148
    @ayanoaishi.6148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Cynthia: I'm going to the beach.
    Also Cynthia: *goes to the opposite side of the route, where there is no beach.*

  • @justinkolo3667
    @justinkolo3667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    12:39 my entire childhood explained

  • @psykopandaz
    @psykopandaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    I'm surprised he didn't use the Master Ball on a Bidoof

    • @abarette_
      @abarette_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      uh, what a savage

    • @yew8707
      @yew8707 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably would've been too cliché

  • @that-guy-pearce
    @that-guy-pearce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    *I A M A N E N E R G Y M A N .*

  • @shinydino
    @shinydino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “My favorite episode is when a Godzilla bug kills a trans alien and destroys a dimension. Why is dub Digimon such a masterpiece while Japanese Terriblemon is not?” Beautiful.

  • @MorfoCell
    @MorfoCell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You see, i have a universe, and you have a universe, and i have a straw, that goes form my universe to your universe... and i drink"

  • @andrewlemmon4062
    @andrewlemmon4062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    *IM AN ENERGY MAN*

  • @lybees7369
    @lybees7369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Snakes lay eggs so snakes = bird

    • @AgusSkywalker
      @AgusSkywalker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Technically we're all fish.

    • @sran438
      @sran438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agustín Prieto yup every animal you will ever see is basically a fish.

    • @dannykeks4857
      @dannykeks4857 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guimauve Yes

    • @ImportedHanyuu
      @ImportedHanyuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not all snakes

    • @someguy3046
      @someguy3046 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @than_487
    @than_487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I came here just to hear someone roast Cyrus.
    I love him.
    Edit: I came back for the same reason, half a year later.

  • @avis21X
    @avis21X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Pokemons lay eggs, that makes them birds."
    -Killian
    I mean... He's not wrong.

    • @poqrikhelix7150
      @poqrikhelix7150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is. What happens when you mix a duck and a beaver? Platypuses!!! And what do these monstrosities do? Lay eggs!

    • @lildrawhub1025
      @lildrawhub1025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes he fucking is. Reptiles and Amphibians also lay eggs AND THEY'RE NOT BURDS

    • @someone_random1049
      @someone_random1049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@poqrikhelix7150 Does this make Perry the Platypus a birb?

    • @poqrikhelix7150
      @poqrikhelix7150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@someone_random1049 No, contrary to popular belief he isn't a platypus. He is actually an updog.

    • @dhamin8168
      @dhamin8168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poqrik Helix No he’s a platypus. Or am I getting wooshed?

  • @tecnomarlaz
    @tecnomarlaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Not even Killian's overleveled pengubirb could save him from the almighty Cyinthia and her sharkbirb

    • @kingvii9896
      @kingvii9896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Carlo Marlati magmar can

    • @lyncario5515
      @lyncario5515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lambert Already tried. Already failled. With Weavile and ice punch.

    • @fightingdreamer123
      @fightingdreamer123 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carlo Marlati MAG MARRRR CAN

    • @fightingdreamer123
      @fightingdreamer123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MAAAAAAG MAAAARRRRRR USED ANIME LOGIC!!!!! GARCHOMP FAINTED!.
      and that is the killian experience

    • @whatislife6101
      @whatislife6101 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      tbh,idk my gliscor's guillotine hit her garchomp LOL so I didn't have much trouble
      rnjesus to the rescue

  • @ChadMojito
    @ChadMojito 6 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    I completely accept the fact that all Pokemon are birds

  • @megaclodsire
    @megaclodsire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Pokemon X/Y: You can sit down in this one!
    Me, taking a nap in my bed in Pokemon Platinum: ...wake me up when the Gen 4 remake comes out

    • @codyaaronfletcher11
      @codyaaronfletcher11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wake up.

    • @aetherheart1954
      @aetherheart1954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WAKE UP *SHAKES YOU*

    • @du5637
      @du5637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awaken thou shall, awaken thou shall, awaken thou shall, for the remakes have come out a while ago, and that means a new energy man is loose, but in 2 games.

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just keep sleeping in platnium

  • @thimojungen8472
    @thimojungen8472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "he has to die because hes not a bird" thats gold

    • @parasitecat3892
      @parasitecat3892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heh, actually, it's Platinum.

    • @du5637
      @du5637 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heh, actually, its a theory; A GAME THEORY

  • @mistertheguy3073
    @mistertheguy3073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    You see, I am an energy man

  • @jstudiosgames3583
    @jstudiosgames3583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Every pokemon lays eggs that makes them birds". Damn we have been bird catchers all along

    • @aetherheart1954
      @aetherheart1954 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      are bird pokémon double bird pokemon

    • @spinozilla4555
      @spinozilla4555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well and reptile Pokémon

  • @colony30sshittyproudbanner
    @colony30sshittyproudbanner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "then I remember my friend may stab the professor" the idea of Barry with a knife makes me lose it

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dragazor

    • @A-whoopsie-daisy
      @A-whoopsie-daisy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Reminded me of this vine lol:
      "Show me what you have."
      "A knife!"
      "NO!"

  • @mungus8064
    @mungus8064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    You see I'm an energy man

    • @jorisvanveen4021
      @jorisvanveen4021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/AHz-zZoBnbc/w-d-xo.html

    • @Heyimconnor
      @Heyimconnor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Y O U S E E I ‘ M A N E N E R G Y M A N

  • @jbarren14
    @jbarren14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    13:23 "laws of physics don't apply" is backwards haha

    • @monkekun3033
      @monkekun3033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You see I am an energy man

    • @sebastianbettacmoos2863
      @sebastianbettacmoos2863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It’s not fitting with the video clip. He should have played the voice clip sideways. That would have been so much better

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mozartlfc03 IQ lol

    • @zacharyjohnson9562
      @zacharyjohnson9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lost it there

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The "Kill Giratina because he isn't a bird" is funnier both because Giratina can't breed (Following Kilian's logic of "it lays eggs, so it's a bird) and the fact that Origin Forme Giratina's back sprite looks like a bird for no reason.

  • @nurcirino
    @nurcirino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Don't step into the water, we all PISSED in it!"
    This will never get old

  • @bardbratberg6361
    @bardbratberg6361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love how Cyrus is just talking to things throughout the vid.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bard Bratberg Well it's basically what he does. He just sort of...talks to himself and directs it towards others.

  • @mofire5674
    @mofire5674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    When he started speaking in reverse in the d i s t o r t i o n - w o r l d. I completely lost it

    • @AVIZZ0
      @AVIZZ0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mofire What did you lose?

    • @mofire5674
      @mofire5674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Avizzo My composure

  • @deni140492deni
    @deni140492deni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:30 taking in consideration that the ancestors in Pokemon arceus are almost a copy of their descendants... That's pretty much what happened

  • @neskey
    @neskey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    hands down the best kilian experience video, it's so full of award-winning quotes and successful meme templates.

  • @MrTom23
    @MrTom23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    i can't stop laughing at the magmar saviour of the universe

  • @staticdrift9772
    @staticdrift9772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Anyone else notice the P in Purugly got purposely cut off during the Mars fight?

  • @galghoul3042
    @galghoul3042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Welcome to the Disorientation World, it's a very weird place wKDFJSSDFJSDFJSK"
    *I'm whEEZING*

  • @Clarity520
    @Clarity520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Pearls are just oyster saliva".
    Damn. That hit me so deep I had to pause for a solid minute to rethink my life and the world I know

  • @AdmiralPrice
    @AdmiralPrice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    We need a full Magmar song like yesterday.

    • @taylorwarnock3922
      @taylorwarnock3922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!!!

    • @pommesfritz96
      @pommesfritz96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AdmiralPrice Exactly my thoghts.
      I laughed so hard on this XD

    • @applesaucedog2642
      @applesaucedog2642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Magmarrrr
      He’s for every one of us
      Stands for every one of us

    • @canadiancrafter5100
      @canadiancrafter5100 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      its flash by queen

    • @higurashikai09
      @higurashikai09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obviously it’s Queen, but we need a Magmar version with Killian. The voice is just too funny.

  • @BKCplaysPokemon
    @BKCplaysPokemon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "a much realer evil than previous games" lmaoooooo

    • @harb1ng3r82
      @harb1ng3r82 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy cow wouldn’t have ever expected to see you here.

  • @MononymousM
    @MononymousM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Something about the Kilian Experience I don't see talked about is that he ALWAYS takes the time to add high-quality captions, without any readability issues due to things like adding extra commentary/"jokes" not spoken in the video. A lot of creators don't seem to care about making captions accurate and accessible, which is meant to be the point of them in the first place. Kilian's captions are always accurate and provide enough information to convey language and sound based jokes that *do* need some extra indication to come across in writing for people who can't/don't hear them. They're the best I've come across on the platform - thank you Kilian/Kilian's team/whoever is responsible, for taking the time and making the effort to make sure all of us can enjoy the video ^_^
    edit: as it turns out, it looks like his newer videos have largely stopped having manual captions and just use the auto-generated ones. That is a pity, but I maintain that the videos of his I've watched that do have proper captions have been great examples of how captions should be done. This video is a near perfect example.

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a lot of work to caption videos so it's not surprising he stopped.

  • @konstellate
    @konstellate ปีที่แล้ว +4

    All Energy Man timestamps
    2:04 "Hello Lake. I'm an Energy Man. You as a lake can provide [energy]."
    (4:17 "[inaudible] energy man")
    5:23 "Hello Statue. You see I'm an Energy Man. You as a statue..."
    6:17 "Hello Girl. I Hate Humanity. You See I'm an Energy Man."
    9:27 "Hello Grandmother. I Like Jellyfishes. You see, they are Energy Fishes. At least according to Finding Nemo."
    11:37 "Hello, I want to destroy This World. You see if I have a universe And you have a universe And I have a straw That goes from my universe to your universe I Drink..."
    12:05 "I don't want you to join me. But still... Professor Rowan never told you what happened to your father." (No, I don't think he knew him.) "No, I am your father." (Okay, makes sense I guess. Not a lot of men on this island.) "You know it to be true. I left your mother because she was an alcoholic. She named you Wine for god's sake."

  • @guythatisguy723
    @guythatisguy723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "Coal is the worst fossil fuel" *three minutes later* "A coal museum?!? That's the best fossil fuel!"

  • @jamsch5692
    @jamsch5692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Long live our lord and savior MAGMAR!

    • @jonyfirefox
      @jonyfirefox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mao Zedong you asians really enjoy duck .

    • @andrewzheng4038
      @andrewzheng4038 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Geiska dat too.

    • @biponacci
      @biponacci 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aren’t you the lord and saviour?

  • @AFPLJohnny
    @AFPLJohnny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “THE PEDOMETER... I need to get out of here” - Kilian

  • @skritrit28
    @skritrit28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    We need full version of Magmar song.

  • @induman1438
    @induman1438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    If diamonds are a girls best friend and dogs are mans best friend,
    Is David Bowie everyone's best friend?

  • @Sapphaura
    @Sapphaura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Hello, I'm Mars. My parents knew I would be a bitch, so they named me after the god of war."

  • @TimeturnerJ
    @TimeturnerJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I was just enjoying a nice glass of wine when I started watching and then lowkey felt called out. xD

  • @mercurydjinn3366
    @mercurydjinn3366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    This is hands down my favorite Pokemon game.

    • @homemhomemcriancahomemmulh3873
      @homemhomemcriancahomemmulh3873 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think i saw you before.

    • @vanirtnk9859
      @vanirtnk9859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      MercuryDjinn3 it’s my favorite to it was also my first Pokémon game

    • @tae523
      @tae523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MercuryDjinn3 That's sad

    • @fukinshin9918
      @fukinshin9918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drako_Gamer My first and favorite as well.

    • @OrpingtonFeller
      @OrpingtonFeller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't Sandgem Town in Sinnoh? :/

  • @LagsterFragster
    @LagsterFragster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Cyrus the energy man needs to be a reoccurring character

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lagster Fragster There needs to be more Cyrus in general. And Killian's version is still more in character than the anime version.

  • @charlottesearle7997
    @charlottesearle7997 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've actually been rewatching english dub Digimon recently with my brother and I gotta say - it truly is the masterpiece of the century

  • @baconkattid1944
    @baconkattid1944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “ I went to bed but then I remembered that my friend might stab the professor”
    I died

  • @flakybatu6682
    @flakybatu6682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Even in Pokemon Interpol is useless xD

  • @ShepardOfSheps
    @ShepardOfSheps 6 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Kilian that's a beaver 3:09

    • @coreflakes
      @coreflakes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      no its an hm slave

    • @sleepyetherboy
      @sleepyetherboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      No all Pokemon lay eggs so it’s a bird

    • @leadpoisioning345
      @leadpoisioning345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nathan Cook it’s a platypus

    • @someguy3046
      @someguy3046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All of them lay eggs. Then all of them are lizards

    • @colossalpoot7094
      @colossalpoot7094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's obviously a bird

  • @Staarzz
    @Staarzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    MAG! Maaaar!
    He’s for every one of us! Stands for every one of us!
    HE’LL SAVE YOU WITH A MIGHTY HAND, EVERY MAN, EVERY WOMAN, EVERY CHILD WITH A MIGHTY MAR!

    • @Aspen72
      @Aspen72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      at 14:46

    • @deagek7638
      @deagek7638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Aspen72 what song is that really ?

    • @Aspen72
      @Aspen72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deagek7638 idk

    • @itsmesnacks
      @itsmesnacks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deagek7638 flash gordon theme

    • @deagek7638
      @deagek7638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@itsmesnacks OMG THANK YOU

  • @OHapybara
    @OHapybara 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been seeing your videos on my recommended for about a year or two, and I'm glad I finally gave in and started watching them.

  • @GuyWithTriangle
    @GuyWithTriangle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "Hello Wine, I am Cyrus and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a crime syndicate not entitled to destroying the universe?
    NO says the man in Kanto, its all about making money.
    NO says the man in Johto, its about building a power base.
    NO says the man in Hoenn its about expanding the Earth's landmass"

    • @pixelbug2293
      @pixelbug2293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      First gen made the most sense confirmed

    • @luizfelipevbf5567
      @luizfelipevbf5567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      NO says the man in Unova, its about animal rights.

    • @jacobvanderhoeven1008
      @jacobvanderhoeven1008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dunno thought that Jhoto with Team Rocket trying to contact Giovanni made sense 2. After all, did Giovanni ever make any real money?

    • @speedm222
      @speedm222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      NO says the woman in Alola, it's about bringing alien creatures from other dimentions.

    • @ruthmcnally310
      @ruthmcnally310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      NO, says the guy in Kalos, it's about genocide!

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    A Pokemon video in the last ten years that DOESN'T talk about animal cruelty? Now that's restraint.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Trygve Plaustrum never saw anyone talking about that except for that one peta post that everyone and their dog made fun of

    • @miss_inputs
      @miss_inputs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You never heard the tired old "hahahaha pokemon battles so they're making animals fight each other hahahahaha" jokes that every attempted Pokemon parody does?

    • @hesseldekraai
      @hesseldekraai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Megan Leet well to be fair he did that in one of his previous videos. Hé called it virtual dog fighting

  • @AlexCorso94
    @AlexCorso94 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    To this day, "I am an energy man" still plays randomly in my head several times a week

    • @willthompson3128
      @willthompson3128 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro same! Thought I was the only one

  • @kelvinmartin1530
    @kelvinmartin1530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    **sees Giratina**
    **Earlier that day: All Pokemon are birds.**
    **back to Giratina**
    It needs to die because it's not a bird.
    Me: *Ok then..*

  • @squaredup1800
    @squaredup1800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    You have no idea how much it cheered me up to see a fifteen-and-a-half minute Kilian video at the top of my feed. Sounds cheesy and overdone when I say it like this but it really brightened my day.

    • @bastienhamilton9811
      @bastienhamilton9811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Squared Up I agree, I was so excited when I saw this, and I must say that I wasn't disappointed

  • @gcj17
    @gcj17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    All Cyrus appearances:
    2:04
    4:18
    5:23
    6:17
    9:27
    11:38
    12:05

  • @mega7758
    @mega7758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I didn't kill anyone! The bomb killed people."

  • @UrbanLeche
    @UrbanLeche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Killian you’ve driven me to madness. I haven’t rewatched this video in like a year. But during a final today, just 10 minutes after I began. I remembered 14:38 of this video. And you cursed me. It was replaying in my head during the whole exam, all 2 hours of it. I at points had to cover my moth to hide my laughter. I tried the whole time to stop thinking about it, but something about that exam made me picture this in crystal clear quality from memory. This must be the killian experience you are always mentioning, thank you for helping make a fool out of me in my final

  • @Growltank233
    @Growltank233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    8:08 .. I...that's.. I have no words