When your religious friend dies and finds out there's no afterlife
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I often forget this man is an engineer with a STEM channel. Truly versatile…
Channel name ?
Never heard of the other channel. Thanks guys, I just subscribed to it😃
@@novaere lmao, how fast this channel has gotten its own completely separate fanbase blows my mind. I swear I thought we were still all a bunch of nerds
@@gonzalezm244 SAME!
I don’t often forget because he makes several videos making fun of engineering classes and professors!
"Yeah, but it's reserved for atheists"
"oohh, that's fucking hysterical"
I absolutely loved that
I lost it at this one
If I were God, I wouldn't want to spend eternity with religious nuts either.
The best response to Pascals Wager
5:08
That would be funny
The ending absolutely did it for me..
@Richdragon yes, but it is also absolutely hillarious! Love these videos!
@Richdragon They don't really destroy many lives dude. I'm an atheist myself, but most religions are harmless. It's such flawed logic to assume that someone living a different lifestyle due to a religion is a bad thing...
Moreover, religions have done more to help others who are struggling than any other groups on Earth. Government aren't the ones feeding the poor and it certainly isn't the non-profit tax scams. At least when you donate to a church they'll tell you where the money goes. All the nonprofits move the money around so much that those struggling only see around 1% of the amount donated.
@Richdragon
No ordinary death is mainly what causing people to die
#Wars wide wars aren't religious wars and have the first spot
#Believing humans are just talking animals doesn't help you either
And Why you seems that mad , did you create any of us or something lool ?
@@anwarxv9279 Do you have any idea how many tens of millions died because of wars of religion? I can't believe billions of people believe in the scam that is religion.
@@anwarxv9279 please tell us this is satire.
"Mommy, why is that man being mean to a grave?"
"Don't look at him sweety, just keep moving"
💀
"Oh my gosh! Mommy he just died"
"That's cause he didn't believe in god sweetie"
Years later
"Ah I know why he was talking to a grave now"
My guy, its literally a png image background greenscreen
@@Azure9577 you must be really fun
@@Prodigy300 at parties*
“Mormon hell is the worst…”
“You’re just listing things Mormons can’t do on Earth.”
Mormon earth sounds like hell
@@ultimatenothing5539 It’s pretty awesome, actually.
@@RamseyDewey are you actually trying to advertise for your religion on TH-cam?
Also im pretty sure it's awful for queer people
@@sua8638 i'm mormon too thought the video was hilarious tho i don't think religious bias should get involved in comedy😂
@@sua8638 tbh most religions are
"You get to be in a hole for all eternity but I don't get to be in one for 2 minutes top" lol
He indeed said that thank you for that useless comment
@@myfairlady343 Your reply is useless you troll.
Wtf is wrong with these people
@@myfairlady343 You used energy to write a reply to what you perceived as useless but it was in your mind was worth while replying to. They quoted something they thought was funny and by the looks of the likes compared to yours apparently people agree, hope you have never reused a joke or quoted someone else otherwise you'd be a hypocrite but you're not like that right?
@@brandoncannon4093 i’ve wanted to say exactly this for so long to so many people but didn’t know how to formulate my words in a manner where i hurt my victim just the right amount to where they realise their idiocity and reflect on themselves and you good sir truly solved my crisis
That pun with Babbel allowing him to speak to anyone, even the Dead is priceless.
Time for a year late reply
@@Charles-jp1kdtime for a 4 week late reply
@@topdogjr0068time for a 8 day late reply
@@JocaPlays87time for a 6hr late reply
@@Justice4492w
The consistency in these skits is better than most Hollywood movie! Like I almost forgot that Atheists go to heaven.
Well no, since the first guy almost got sent to hell for not believing in God or Satan
Fun fact: Mormons only go to real hell if they believed in Joeseph smith and his message and the. Deny it later. Plus someone can convince them to accept god in the afterlife.
Same
God is a spiritual bond, not a religious one alone.
If you are good enough to others in life, I'm sure God would have a place for you, I mean once you get there I'm sure you'd believe in him lmao
@@dioandgomezthenavyburglars5596 they're talking about skit connectivity
I like how Pascal's wager implies that an omnipotent deity will be okay with some guy believing in him as a way to game the system
@Heather Petersen Not much left to dull then, since the vast majority of self-proclaimed "sceptics" are clinically braindead in the first place.
@Heather Petersen Conundrum: Zach is a total Star, but that gives me the Urge to recommend YT-Channel; at least Science-Channel (like Sci Man Dan, Professor Dave, Planarwalk, Veritasium) but that makes some mistake me for a Bot. So the more desire i have to reach many people and share Science-Fun, the less i reach?
Religious people often seem to think their God is a moron.
Also weak enough that he requires constant defending.
I like more an evolutionary biology version of Pascal's wager - if there is no supernatural order while you practice some fundamentalist religion, then most likely look down on modern world, have more children and are clearly winning evolutionary race, even though you deny evolution.
That's only for the utilitarian people.
I really am just grateful toward God for all the blessings he gave plus I just wanna talk to him in person to know more about his other creations and marvels.
Not getting that opportunity is fine ,it's been a good life thank God.
"Oh, there is a heaven?"
"Yeah, but it's reserved for Atheists"
"Fuckin hysterical"
Lmfao, that end is amazing. I am dying laughing right now.
Great work Zach. Love that twist.
Did you get into heaven after you died?
@@RGBY-tv4hg I haven't died yet, but if we take this video's version of heaven then I will when I do die.
That ending was fucking EPIC! ROFL
The ending is perfect
The ghost probably thinks he went to hell
But imagine a man living his whole life extremely religious, only to realize he practiced the wrong religion.
@Son 0f Jack yah but what if the correct religion doesn’t have that?
@Son 0f Jack Reminds me of the story of a (Inuk?) man talking to a missionary, and the guy is like “So what, if I never heard of this I’d be damned?” and the missionary is like “Oh, no! You’d be fine if you don’t know.” So the guy is like “THEN WHY. DID YOU TELL ME?”
@@waspoppin4784 Oh Catholicism insists it IS correct, whether you believe it or not
@Son 0f Jack ok so why would you tell anyone about catholicism? If you don't tell them = guaranteed heaven, if you do tell them = a chance of hell
@@partywumpus5267 thats, actually a really interesting way of looking at it
Finally, the long awaited sequel to when you are an atheist and found out God is real.
More like a prequel
It's prequel lol
prequel?
“Wait, there is a heaven?”
“Yeah, but it’s reserved for atheists.”
“Oh that’s f*cking hysterical.”
Damn. You watched the video too?
@@acjo8975 Damn, you watched the video and read the comment too?
@@BasicallyRANDOMYT damn i watched the videom, read the comment, read the replies, and REPLIED TOO!!!
All hail @@GeezSus!
@@GeezSus Damn, I watched the video, read the comment, read the reply, read the reply to the reply AND replied too?
0:53 "How bout you give me 20 bucks and then you'll go to heaven"
Your cease and desist order for copyright infringement from the 14th century catholic church is in the mail.
Underrated
Funnier than the video.
The heaven is only for athiests ending is the greatest thing to have ever graced this platform holy shit I am DYING
well he has a whole skit dedicated to that. this is the flip side of it. It ends with a Christian dying and waking up in the grave
1. why are you talking to a holy piece of shit? 2. Do you need an ambulance?
Technically it would make a weird sort of sense.
If you don’t believe in religion, then that mean everytime you do something good, it’s entirely because your a good person. And not because you want to go to heaven.
Basically I’m saying that your intent is pure. Untainted by personal gain.
@@rexerator but… at the same time almost always theres a intent in some sort of gain. Mainly that of another person sticking up for you later or spreading word and you getting help later on. Like if I told you that you could save a million people but they would never even learn your name or anything about you. And made sure you knew you that was a guarantee and none of them would of this option ever either. And it would cost you your life or maybe like 20 laborious years and leave you with zero proof. Would you still do it. I doubt a lot of people when it comes straight down to it especially if they don’t know who those people are wouldn’t do it.
@@rexerator Well, technically it can still be tainted, just not for religious reasons. You could still, say... Donate to charity in order to get good PR.
I like, how at the end he connects it to another video called when ur an atheist and u go to heaven. Just love it
Yep! I just realized it is the prequel of that video, lol.
That ending...
Honestly I'd be pissed and happy at the same time, it's like getting scammed into winning the lottery 🤣🤣🤣
more like pissed. imagine heaven is just another earth.
I'm Muslim but this is funny dude how are you talking to me I'm dead 🤣🤣
You would not be pissed, you would not be nothing
@@zawarudo9660 wow the concept of a joke is lost on u
@@zawarudo9660 why would he be nothing, he's operating by the assumption that there is a Heaven (Which, by the way, does *not* require him to actually believe in it, otherwise why does literally any pop culture exist?)
“Fuck you, you were wrong, bask in your wrongness”
Amazing line
"What good have you ever done?"
"None but at least I own it."
I can respect that.
same
That last line. Killed me. Bravo.
That ending shows one of the issues of Pascal's wagers: how do you know heaven isn't for people who refuse to believe in it?
I mean… like… yeah.
There are several several several problem's with it
How do you know heaven isn't for people who don't believe in it?
How do you know you're not believing in the wrong god?
Even if you are following the right god, how do you know the religious text doesn't have some made up bullshit in it or lacks information and you end up in hell anyways because you followed the wrong instructions?
Why would you worship a god who will throw you into eternal torture for not believing in them? Bit narcissist, bit of a dick move don't ya think? Being a good person should be enough
Ayy I don't have a name either
Thats something i quite like the idea of. Its only for people who did good despite not believing. It proves they did it because THEY felt it was right. It wasnt of obligation so they could go to heaven. Heck im pretty sure god actually did something like that. Thwre was a guy who was an amazing person but didnt believe in god so god (still sent him to hell, for some reason) built him a space where the demons couldn't harm him
@@_aWiseMan Should have just given the dude all the demonic hookers or something
Honestly babbel being the sponsor is more sacrilegious than the episode.
why?
and that’s what makes it hilarious lol
Tower of Babel
@@astartesfanboy5294 Tower of Babel. It came too close to god so he broke human language into a bunch of different ones. Doesn’t make a lot of sense but I don’t believe that stuff anyways so it doesn’t matter
They tried to reach heaven, God didn't like that so he made them "babble" and scattered them
Best ad ever!
first time in a long time since i've watched an entire ad and didn't skipped it
I like to imagine that he’s just hallucinating the whole conversation
I'm gonna pass on learning new languages. I just say "Coca Cola" when I'm thirsty and "Pizza salami" when I'm hungry and they'll give it to me in any restaurant.
Not in the American South. That first one will just get you a “Which one? Sprite? Pepsi? Root Beer?”
@@DeathnoteBB That may be true, but I already know English. It may be a problem if the accent is so different that I don't understand it though, but the only difference is pronunciation. Even between America and England, the only difference is a small number of words while other countries have a whole different dictionary per city.
@@NaudVanDalen Fair, though “any restaurant” includes _every_ restaurant in the world.
But anyway I just mean that JUST saying “Coca-cola” doesn’t mean they bring you one. Granted maybe Coca-cola works, and it’s just Coke that means soda. I’m mostly just bored lol
@@DeathnoteBB Coca "Cola" would work cause "Cola" is a type of soda...
That would be like saying "pepperoni pizza" isn't specific cause "pizza" comes in so many different varieties...
If your gonna be pedantic, get it right please
@@uniquename6925 Coke is a type of soda lmao… it’s literally a brand. Cola is a flavor of soda. Yet in the south Coke is what means “soda” not Cola
The other problem with Pascal's wager is that you can't simply choose to believe in things, it doesn't work like that.
I'd have to disagree on that point. Though it often isn't a fully conscious choice, you definitely do choose whether or not to believe in something.
I used to believe in christianity until I realized I just... didn't like the idea of the afterlife, and then decided to stop believing in it.
The point of believing in something is choosing to do so? Tho, not to come of as ignorant, I'm interested in what you think "How it works?"
@@BalrogQuote I think he means how so many people just *happen* to believe the religion of their parents. Does that seem like a free choice?
@@wolfsilver6304 Do you believe in unicorns? I doubt it. Now choose to believe in unicorns. Just choose to do so. It's simple. Did it work?
@@BalrogQuote You don’t really choose whether you believe something, but your belief can be influenced and you can change the influences you surround yourself with. It can also just change because one day you realize it’s stupid. But realizing it was stupid isn’t the same as choosing to change your belief, the realization causes your belief to change.
Ironically the mormon hell is the best one considering there is no eternal "hell". Like there's no way you're forever going to suffer in fire and torment. Unless you are literally Satan.
And even then, one interpretation of the scripture is that the ROLE of Satan will be destroyed, not Satan himself.
I havent attended any mormon sunday school in a hot 5 years but yeah whatever I was taught was like "Heaven is so great the cities are made of gold and you get infinite bread" and hell was like "its not quite as great the cities arent made of gold and you dont get infinite bread". Im pretty sure if you really want infinite bread then you can get yourself baptized while you are dead by another family member anyways lmao
"The church still did great things"
....I... Do you... Perhaps..... Have a history textbook....
The second worst thing to happen to Medieval Europe was the Black Plague. The first was the Catholic church
Then again... Nah can't weasel it
Lmao, so true.
as much as i dislike the chuch, they also do some good stuff.
A long time ago the only places where you could get an education was either thou church or by being a noble
The entire western civilization is a byproduct of christianity and the church
They do a lot of charity work
Do they also get money for nothing? - you can say that again
Do they also have coruption in their ranks? - totally
Are the leadership involved in bad activities? - of course, just like in the time on jesus, the high priests where highly corrupt
But it also did some great things
Great things, terrible but great.
The concept of possibility for heaven reserved for atheists is both hilarious and ironic at the same time. Imagine spending your whole life believing in some kind of a God just to learn that at the end the people who you deemed as inferior are the winners at the end
Loads of theists definitely do not deem atheists as inferior. Of course, plenty do or at least seem to, but I'd hate for atheists to think that most theists think this way.
@@LlywellynOBrien As an atheist I can also say that most atheists think theists are "inferior" so it is really just a fact of humanity that assholes and stupid people exist everywhere. I don't really like religion, but I don't understand people that go out of their way to hate on the concept of religion and think it is completely devoid of logic after watching one video of Hitchens.
@@Beertraps I have certainly met some atheists who think that way, but most? I think that might be the loud people drowning others out.
@@peppermint5117 Have you tried asking really intelligent thoughtful theists about those ideas? Do you think you could summarise or make their arguments against your position in a way that they would recognise?
the world really works like that. it reverses, fun
I know it’s going to be a great day when I wake and see a video by Zach in my notifications
I like to think someone else was there that hasn't used the talk with the dead course on Babbel and only heard his side of the conversation.
Afterlife is whatever will lead to the least toxic comment section
Hah! In a skit with an extremely stereotypically smug atheist and a blatant strawman of a religious person? Comments here are gonna pair extremely well with some popcorn.
Wow wow wow…..wow!
Oh non-controversial afterlife is TIGHT!
wow wow wow, chill.
@@timjones5953 Nope. This is going to be so violent that it will destroy you phone/computer. You will see a radioactive liquid coming from it, cause of the toxicity.
5:14 I just thought of true hell: believers get to watch atheists enjoy heaven forever while being strapped in a chair for all eternity. I can't imagine anything worse 😂.
Oh my god I'd love to be one of the atheists
OH MY GOD THAT IS EVEN WORSE
Sounds like heaven to me
Thank god for me then lol
2:39 "You should come" Bruh...💀
THANK YOU IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT
"My ads are the closest to heaven you will ever get." As a man of God, I can confirm this is correct. It's even listed in the book of Genesis.
nice
I don't know why but Zach's sponsorships are the only ones I don't skip. He is a genius
how about internet historian ? ?
What about the ad-stronaut?
Please go check out Ryan George. Best ads ever.
GrayStillPlays?
as someone who used to be Mormon, this was hilarious. also, this is actually a great example of why people misunderstand religion so much, including some religious people. religion isn't just about finding peace in what will happen after you die, but it's actually a way to find peace BEFORE you die. it's a lifestyle, and if done correctly, it can really make the lives of you and other people around you better. to me, that's the real purpose of religion: make heaven on earth.
buuut people are irrational and stupid, so we've got people in churches who hate certain groups of people for no reason even though their religion is about loving everyone, and we've got people who dunk and hate on religion just cause it sounds stupid. there's a side to every story, don't hate until you understand.
That is deep.
And I know someone will make a joke out of what I said. Or at least I had a feeling. Lel.
But in all seriousness, I agree with you
I hate religious people who think their religion did absolutely nothing wrong
Well lot of religion teach people to hate and kill even . They just tell you who it's "acceptable" to do it to . Can't blame religions LS all on Human ignorance lol
As an atheist, I agree
This. I don't care who your God is. What your views are. None of it. Your spiritual beliefs (or lack thereof) should help you be the best version of yourself. It's not about the name of your God or Gods. It's about the lessons and ideals. Tolerance. Forgiveness. Honesty. Love. Etc. That's the part that matters.
“Religion take a in billions of dollars, pays no taxes and they always seem to want a little more.”
- George Carlin
"bro, my ads are the closest thing you'll get to heaven."
Absolute facts.
i gotta say. its impressive how he incorporates the sponsors while keeping it entertaining.
I should have saw that coming. but I was thinking the twist was that he was in hell and his punishment was talking to his friend for eternity
3:50 While yes, it can cause good things like the ones listed, religion is also used as a way for people to do sexist, racist, homophobic, and transphobic things
Religion also caused most wars and some genocides
Zack has no business having less than 1mil subs. I say it a lot but he’s literally the only persons who’s ads I watch. And ofc. Such goddamn good content. And that ending.
Your religion videos always have me in stitches. You walk that line so well
Problem with pascels wager is, guess the right god.
the ending made me want to laugh really hard but i ended up just choking out the mucus my congested self has been accumulating, noice vid m8
I was watching the whole skit knowing that there's gonna be a wonderful twist in the end, this guy can talk about controversial topics, offend everyone and then offend no one... like an art lol
Actually my favourite quote is this: when a religious person does good, you can never be sure why they did it. It could be from their heart, but it could also be to gain favour in their faith; in other words, they only do good in search of gain for themselves. However, when an atheist does good, they don’t believe they have anything to gain from doing so, therefore you know that the only reason they have for doing it is that they truly want to do the right thing.
Not true, with athiests it’s doing good for others attention, not god which is worse
@@KlausSchwab45 sure bud. No proof of that. Tons of people do kind things just because it’s in their hearts, not out of their own desires. You thinking they couldn’t means that you must believe humans are inherently evil and are only good if they do it for god, and not because god made them inherently good.
@@neflufv6392 That isn’t what I meant, I meant to include sometimes, the reason I didn’t is because you didn’t say “christains do it for attention and gods attention sometimes” you said that without sometimes, so that’s why I didn’t include it. I don’t think humans are inherently evil at all. So again, no proof of what you said either, kind of hypocritical. I hope I explained it right
@@KlausSchwab45 Atheist can do it from being good or just for attention, but that doesn´t mean that theists are diferent, they can make it to please God, from being good or still just for attention from others.
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God I am dying rn XD you never fail to make my bad days better lol
Arguing with Zach is already pure hell, therefore hell exists. 😂
"even when i'm dead i have to deal with your ads" is an underrated line
The neat part is that neither will never know for sure whether they're right or wrong if there is indeed nothing. We all just rot in the ground without any chance to be obnoxious about it in the end.
New Pascals Wager
We can make no assumptions about the afterlife. Any possible criteria might be necessary for infinite reward or punishment. However, guessing that there is an afterlife grants infinite reward in the sense that you can be smug about it forever. Therefore, it is always in your best interest to say theres an afterlife.
@@digaddog6099 The issue is the condition to get into the afterlife.
It can be one of infinite things you do that gets you into an afterlife, believing in a religion is one of many possible conditions. It might be being an atheist, or maybe being evil, sneezing just the right number of time. The condition might even be not believing in one particular religion. The thought process of a creator might be impossible for us to understand because the creator and humans are far too different. It’s like trying to understand an alien species that eats its own children for entertainment.
Second issue is the chance that the afterlife that exists is so bad that it is better to cease to exist than go there
@@digaddog6099 I realized that first part about infinite conditions years ago. But you have a good point about being able to be smug about it if there is one. Dammit.
@@digaddog6099 that isn't a good way to live life though
This premise terrifies me. This premise is the entre reason I am completely, totally, cripplingly terrified of the concept of death.
Dude the part about the ex-girlfriend was so fucking clever and funny xD
It's indeed "fucking clever".
@@aramisortsbottcher8201 HAHAHAH
"She's mourning"
"Well we'll f*ck at night so there's no overlap"
4:47 this joke is so underrated lmao
When you think about it, that is an afterlife. Honestly being able to talk to people when your dead would be sick
Bro your transition into the ad was just so on point. Loved it!
The ad integration was literally so good. I had to watch all of it out of respect 😂
this is god-tier comedy (no pun intended.....ok, maybe just a little indended) 😂😂
Really brooo 😭💀
If you know what they found after they died, there's clearly an afterlife.
What did they find?
4:53 relatable af.
0:11 is the best moment in this entire video
“I have no regrets”
“Maybe you should”😂
I found it so clean how he was able to direct the conversation from the ad, back to the skit.
785 religions that claim their right and everyone else is wrong. Hmmmmm
Heaven reserverd for atheists is the best thing ive seen
Pascal wager was pretty fairly represented here. It’s a dumb argument so obviously it sounds ridiculous when you remove the sentimental variables.
Counterpoint: most religions have a "if you didn't know it's fine" and polytheistic religions don't have the "wrong god" rules. Therefore, you only have like 4 choices, and they are interlinked so much so that I'd even argue you'd go to heaven for following the "4" big Abrahamic ones.
@@videoms1271 what if norse religion is the true religion? You literally need to die fighting
@@videoms1271 But just one pair of two Abrahamic religions are already fatal contradictions. Both disallow praying to false gods and promise eternal salvation or literal hell if you follow/ignore the rules. Also you are ignoring the fact that the right religion could be one noone has made yet, with a god you haven't heard about. There are literal infinite possibilities so the odds of you choosing the right religion/sets of religions and/or god/s to follow is 0%. Thus the infinite downsides and the infinite upsides cancel out and you end up with pascals wager without the BS: Either you believe in god/s, or you don't. EV is the same in both cases. And that's being generous to religion here since I'm assuming believing in god/s is a free choice instead of the "finite" cost the original wager was about. If I add the same postulate about finite cost to the wager, now modified by the actual probabilities instead of cherry picking what Pascal thought is the "right" religion, believing is a net negative EV and not believing is neutral EV so not believing is the rational choice.
Pascal’s wager is stupid and manipulative, and deserves to be made fun of.
It's the most classic example of religious circular logic.
Lol, bruh doesn't even realize that Pascal's contributions to mathematics and philosophy were more than his shitty ass ridiculing things in the youtube comment section, and he feels proud doing so. The so-called thing that atheists define as probability and always use to counter religious arguments on the origins of life was significantly developed by him. And it should go without saying that his works in physics earned him the unit based on his name, while even your own child won't know your name.
"you don't get to go to church with a bunch of people every week and all be wrong, TAX FREE"
lmaooo
My uncle who is pastor literally just died and this is the first video on my feed. Simulation theory confirmed
Didn't expect Zach to speak Spanish, that was awesome!
3:42 "THE CHURCH DID A LOT OF GOOD THINGS!111!!!!!1"
well for 1. thousands of sexual assault cases the church tried to coverup
2. templars are cool, but the whole mass murder thing and waging wars multiple times isn't, (its only cool when sabaton is playing in the background)
3. burning women alive because they successfully solved 1 times 1 (obvious witchcraft)
4. executions on random people that make the tianamen square protests and executions look like a theme park
5. probably some other stuff
Catholic Church before 1900s:
Him using finite loss and infinite gain all over again was so funny. When me and my cousin played a parkour map on Minecraft, I got lost and he told me that the map is linear. Fast forward to moments where he gets lost and I just throw it right back "The map is linear".
I Pascal's Wagered a diety I saw painted on a cave wall by early pre-history humans. I'm going to be right.
“Give me twenty dollars”
No
“Why it’s only a finite loss”
I am literally in a grave
"How about you give me $20, and if you do, you go to heaven."
That was actually just something the church did, though.
doesn't mean they actually went to heaven though
@@Cwazy489 How can you prove that?
@@peg2legs90Prove I don’t have a magical fairy in my pocket.
@@tacoenjoyer8623 Found it 🧚
@@peg2legs90 Pfft- not see that coming. Also misread your comment cus it was 2 AM. I’m on your side.
3:35 To skip sponsor
Thanks
Atheist: "God... why did you decide that atheists go to heaven, and everyone else doesn't? That doesn't make any sense!"
God: "Now, it wouldn't be funny if your first thought after death wouldn't be the thought that you've been wrong your whole life."
I think a lot of atheists would like to have a word with God about some of the things he created and let happen.
As a mormon I approve this message
amazing video zach
The guy going "welcome to heaven" has probably had that same conversation every fricking time
“Even if I'm dead, I have to listen to your ads?”
Man I've been waiting for this skit. And it didn't disappoint.
Very glad he pointed out how pascals wager can be used to argue for the lottery cause the loss is unlikely to ever surpass the potential gain.
If there's no afterlife...then how does he still exist?
Did you watch the whole thing before commenting?
Evolution
The unholy ghost
That's the point. His soul wont go anywhere because there is none. So he is stuck in the ground there forever.
Pretty horrifying to exist there for eternity
@@josephnetherland880 no i was at 1%
Okay, that sponsor was really good lol
The ending is the shortest example of debunking Pascal's wager I've ever seen. Bravo
This is some next level ad insertion. Subbed for that alone.
I like how everything makes sense in the end XD
Before anyone says anything…as a Christian this is AMAZING
Yessir! We love when people disrespect God 😐
@@j4hsmh if ur creator of the universe is offended by a satirical youtube video then he's a pansy
@@j4hsmh we do be loving people when they disrespect sky daddy
As a Christian i do acknowledge the points but as per usual i gotta remind myself that this is a skit from one person who albeit is funny but does not have all the answers just like the rest of us.
@@jaayfall211 😂😐 you're not funny get a life fr
Lol I’m a Mormon
I find this absolutely hilarious, love your work man
I’ve never had to bike anywhere much tho, driving’s pretty fun
You're brilliant. Just love all your videos.
Let this be a warning to all religious people
I now believe in God even more
"This video is sposord by Babble"
me: Okay how is he gonna pull this off...
2:15
me: should've seen it comming
As a dead Christian I can confirm this is true
Omg, as a Christian, I'm laughing hysterically, this is too good! Top notch writing, and the ending was the best! 🤣
Leave Christianity it's a cult
@@wildlifewarrior2670 god bless you
@@KlausSchwab45 no
@@wildlifewarrior2670 all religion are cults. Except for agnostics and technically athiests (but athiests are often assholes who think they are better than everyone else, so rhye suck too) the act of believing in something with no evidence to the point of shaming and killing people is ridiculous. And then believing yourself to be better because of it. Agnostics are just honest "i cant prove nor deny gods existence, and am happy no matter what comes after" blind certainty is the most dangerous kind,
@@_aWiseMan I'm an atheist
these vids stay evergreen... I just have to wait 2 years to forget I watched it then watch it again.
It would actually make sense for heaven to be reserved for athiests, because the difference between Christians and Athiests is like the difference between someone who doesn't know anything about some game and someone who knows everything about the game, but has never played it
The ending got me