When God grades The Ten Commandments

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  • @jackashmore
    @jackashmore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7766

    I really like the idea that god is so checked out he didn’t review the commandments till the release of the first Xbox.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @TH-cam Guy lol

    • @nickdimitre
      @nickdimitre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      He actually says "new xbox". So yeah, he's talking about the newest one lmao

    • @jackashmore
      @jackashmore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @TH-cam Guy well time doesn’t matter, so “new” could be anything new to the market. When the original Xbox released it was “New”. Just because we are watching something present to us doesn’t mean it was recorded in presently....I’m high

    • @themerpking8445
      @themerpking8445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I just find the idea that he’s omnipresent so funny. Like imagine the year 30 or something, and he’s talking about the future that nobody knows

    • @xxwerewolfxxyt9041
      @xxwerewolfxxyt9041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Lisfa Ensa 📽️ Honor thyn holy father woman

  • @UmarKhan-su1vv
    @UmarKhan-su1vv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7464

    “Thou shall not take the lords name in vain”
    “You’re god damn right”

    • @michaelcastillo884
      @michaelcastillo884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Heisenberg has entered the chat

    • @anti7506
      @anti7506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @Lisfa Ensa 📽️ definitely not honoring thy father

    • @mr.verification9993
      @mr.verification9993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You watched the video too? That's crazy

    • @anti7506
      @anti7506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@mr.verification9993 first time?

    • @bendysans1077
      @bendysans1077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@mr.verification9993 you must be fun, and welcome to the internet.

  • @Henning161
    @Henning161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4774

    Everybody knows the first commandment is: "moses gets to be first at the buffet"

    • @Missespelt
      @Missespelt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Everyone know the first commandment is never let one know how much dough you hold cause you know the cheddar breed jealousy ‘specially if that man fucked up get your ass stuck up

    • @MGSVxBreakpoint
      @MGSVxBreakpoint 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      No. it‘s "If she breathes, she a thot. But if she‘s hot then WHY NOT?"

    • @dhold44
      @dhold44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      “Awww awww”
      “I know, I know, but it’s what it says”

    • @tangerinekim6320
      @tangerinekim6320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The pairs of animals in the arc is actually for the grand buffet😉

    • @RyzTheGamer
      @RyzTheGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know... it sucks... but that's what it says...

  • @jdsam93
    @jdsam93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3880

    Thou shalt not take the lords name in vain.
    You're goddam right!
    Thats peak comedy!

    • @Rumpael
      @Rumpael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I didn't even catch that, neat

    • @DB-Fighter-Carson
      @DB-Fighter-Carson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He did the same type of thing in the slasher villians vid[I didn't catch it first time there saw it in the comments and went back to where they're talking about what SAW's victims do to deserve his punishments, "Jesus Fucking Christ did they take the lords name in vain?". I'm glad this time I caught it myself it is great comedy though.

    • @jordanwhitley5641
      @jordanwhitley5641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I didn't even realize the irony until seeing this comment

    • @Bert-og9rk
      @Bert-og9rk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That commandment was originally meant to mean you can't command people to do stupid shit in the name of God. I'm not sure how it turned into a rule about not saying the word God .

    • @Bartuisacapybara
      @Bartuisacapybara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *You're

  • @asad9042
    @asad9042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    "oh my god"
    god: "you called me"
    "no i was just using the phrase"

    • @ivanpenev8970
      @ivanpenev8970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      so, you too saw that video? that's cool

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Jesus Christ"
      "You called me again"
      "No, I was just using the expression"

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ivanpenev8970 I know you think people quote the lines from the video for likes but actually it's their way(and then like-minded people in response)of telling what is the most funniest or the best thing they found in the video.

    • @ivanpenev8970
      @ivanpenev8970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@everythingisawesome2903 that's not even the correct quote lol
      god responds to oh my god, not jesus christ

    • @HaloInverse
      @HaloInverse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      _That's_ why you don't take the Lord's name in vain. Not because it's disrespectful or blasphemous, but because it causes confusion and awkwardness.

  • @2DarkHorizon
    @2DarkHorizon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    This guy is old school, no over the top backgrounds or scenes just pure creative comedy.

  • @agent-33
    @agent-33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    "thou shalt not take the lord's name in vain."
    *"goddamn right."*
    Only god is exception to the commandments.

    • @fuzzykoala6168
      @fuzzykoala6168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You’re god damn right

    • @Qbkiller007
      @Qbkiller007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You're God damn right

    • @Handlessuck1
      @Handlessuck1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Qbkiller007 Oh no

    • @slippymcnut
      @slippymcnut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oliverandersen3507 yeah it's actually robert

    • @slippymcnut
      @slippymcnut 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oliverandersen3507 He told me to call him robert. You don't realize how blasphemous you are being.

  • @shrutsilakari9711
    @shrutsilakari9711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    3:45 "sin, fun tomayto, tomaato" it's the subtle jokes that hit the best😂😂

  • @chrisquiett1776
    @chrisquiett1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    “Well yeah I’m the only one here, I’m God not god 1” best line ever

  • @maxisz6674
    @maxisz6674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    I really like these type of God interpretations
    He is a chill dude. Jokes around, even doubts about his own creations sometimes. He feels human.

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      This is the type of God I want to meet in heaven. Although I feel sorry for his verion of the devil that always gets screwed out of the best stuff 🤔

    • @noahpust3517
      @noahpust3517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@amyhoard1222 Man the devs over at EAngel Sports are completely biased. They rarely let him have any fun in the Earth games.

    • @hurktang
      @hurktang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If god didn't want us to screw up, we wouldn't have free will. I mean think about it, you're done with your creation, everything is perfect because you are perfection. You look down at your creation and you think, "you know what is missing ? I'll give those humans the ability to jump down that cliff on a whim and die in unspeakable pain with their guts splattered on the rock for 30 hours or so".
      Yep, that's God !

    • @EskChan19
      @EskChan19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hurktang Not to mention if he is all knowing then he knows what will happen when he makes you. Which in turn means if you are an asshole and therefore go to hell, you go to hell because god specifically made you so you would go to heaven, because he already knew how you would react in any given situation before he even made you.
      Also let's be honest, "Don't covet your neighbors goods", isn't wanting what you don't have pretty much the foundation of capitalism? So does god not like our system?

    • @hurktang
      @hurktang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@EskChan19 Hello randy, I think the algorithm censored you thinking you insulted me. I can only find your comment in the notifications now.
      No, God do not know wheter or not we g* t* He** because he gave us free will.
      I believe canonicaly, Eve stole the knowledge of Good and Evil from god and this is why we have the free will to go to hell.
      This said, i'm not even Christian, so let's not wage a theological war in the deep ends of youtube XD.

  • @joel-k
    @joel-k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    Still wondering and amazed how you can come up with such hilarious stuff so frequently

    • @reasondro
      @reasondro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah 😂

    • @AbbyNormal777
      @AbbyNormal777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Their father is naturally funny Ringo Starr of the Beatles.

    • @hashtag9990
      @hashtag9990 ปีที่แล้ว

      these jokes were in bible to start with

  • @peterg76yt
    @peterg76yt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    It's about time we settled the carpooling exceptions; theologians have been agonizing over that one for centuries.

    • @woerkntwerk5245
      @woerkntwerk5245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The 11th century Rome-Constantinople schism was caused when the Byzantine church claimed God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit were all one being, and therefore could no longer use the cart-pool lane.

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@woerkntwerk5245 it was not caused by that
      The Roman church wanted to have power over the Byzantine church, while the Byzantine church wanted to have power over the Roman church
      They both wanted to be superior to the other
      This led to them excommunicating each other, causing the schism

    • @woerkntwerk5245
      @woerkntwerk5245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tuluppampam Ahhh, okay. So it really had nothing to do with if Jesus could use the car pool lane by himself?

    • @noahpust3517
      @noahpust3517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@woerkntwerk5245 I dunno - I prefer this version, just saying.

  • @lightyagami1752
    @lightyagami1752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    If God was really a bro like this, I would immediately repent myself of my atheism and become a true believer.

    • @andidinu1456
      @andidinu1456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      You goddamn right

    • @Sontronite
      @Sontronite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yup, same

    • @anant_singh
      @anant_singh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, exactly-exactly !

    • @ATemplarIGuess
      @ATemplarIGuess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Reject Science, return to Yager-Bombs

    • @blackkitten8604
      @blackkitten8604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@HakoTaco1 some one cant take a joke huh ?.

  • @vitico123ful
    @vitico123ful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    This man putting out heaps of gold recently. I'm all for it

  • @DefinitelyNotReallyDaleGribble
    @DefinitelyNotReallyDaleGribble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    11th commandment: Thou shall not give the devil zombies in the Earth 2022 gameplay update

    • @mr.whimsic6902
      @mr.whimsic6902 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real live TWD tho

    • @Lucky-jg2on
      @Lucky-jg2on 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you're saying that he's allowed to make zombies before or after 2022? There's still a week before 2022 after all

    • @ivanpenev8970
      @ivanpenev8970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lucky-jg2on he's referring to old videos, where the devil plays a game about killing the population of earth... and he's always asking for zombies

    • @nom721
      @nom721 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd love zombies

  • @KrazyCouch2
    @KrazyCouch2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    I want to have a conversation with -this- God.

    • @katethegreat4918
      @katethegreat4918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @katethegreat4918
      @katethegreat4918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You can, it’s called “prayer”

    • @atherapists3331
      @atherapists3331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@katethegreat4918 I would very much like a response God

    • @OrionHartwick
      @OrionHartwick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@katethegreat4918 yes like a discord prayer with god

    • @imfiera2594
      @imfiera2594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Prayers are kinda like sending voice messages to God, then he leaves it on seen, then he sends you a gift that some people call “miracle”

  • @mofire5674
    @mofire5674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The balls on this man to question God himself while at Heaven's gates XD

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha 😅😆🤗

  • @zan1971
    @zan1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    That lady in Santa Monica example had me laughing for 5 minutes lmao

  • @jacobrispoli4351
    @jacobrispoli4351 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how both of them break pretty much every single commandment.

  • @oscarwang7227
    @oscarwang7227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I like how having a blow up sex doll isn’t in violation of the commandments

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    It's about time we made some "small" changes to the Ten Commandments.

    • @MGSVxBreakpoint
      @MGSVxBreakpoint 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah. That whole "graven images" thing is just not gonna fly anymore

    • @ragnaros7889
      @ragnaros7889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ngl some updates would be nice

    • @karolakkolo123
      @karolakkolo123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ragnaros7889 Commandments 2.0, now with 7 more commandments!

    • @ware8229
      @ware8229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don’t change what’s not broken

    • @placeholder3863
      @placeholder3863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ware8229 its quite broken

  • @muboizin
    @muboizin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The reason the number 7 sometimes has a cut on the middle is because when Moses was reading out loud the 10 commandments he said:
    "Number 7: Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife"
    And then someone shouted from the crowd:
    "Cut that one out!".

  • @zacharyjames9602
    @zacharyjames9602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Only discovered your videos last night when they were recommended to me but i can't stop watching them which is nice especially since I'm stuck in a snow storm. Keep up the good work sir.

  • @tc6818
    @tc6818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I love the Mel Brooks movie scene where God gives Moses 15 commandments. Moses accidently drops and shatters one of the stone tablets while walking down the mountain. So he tells everyone that God gave him 10 commandments.

    • @nickmitra1135
      @nickmitra1135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isn’t that history of the world part one?

    • @earthboundisawsome
      @earthboundisawsome 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My dad used to have that on TV sometimes and never in my life did i grow up to ever know where that scene came from

  • @rysw1353
    @rysw1353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “You won’t take the lord’s name in vane. You’re goddamn right” lmao

    • @selohcin
      @selohcin ปีที่แล้ว

      I love how he tries to take God's name in vain but can't do it because he doesn't understand what it means.

  • @Gold.edits44
    @Gold.edits44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    God should be getting Jesus a gift for his damn birthday

  • @eyesyt7571
    @eyesyt7571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    In the original translations, it's "thou shall not kill without a cause"

    • @toruno7710
      @toruno7710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Equivalent to saying " all murder is okay" cause all murderer have a cause. Terrorist, lovers, common criminals.
      Where do get this translation from?

    • @nathanoher4865
      @nathanoher4865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@toruno7710 I believe that back in older English, when used as a noun, cause generally referred to a just cause and not just any cause, but over time that distinction went away to match the verb, which did not have a positive or negative connotation.
      Plus in the KJV where it just says thou shalt not kill, the scribes also assumed the reader would understand that it meant you should not kill without a just cause.
      It says all life is sacred, however that includes your own, so if your life is about to end at the hands of another, you may protect yourself even if it means killing him.
      Plus, humans need to eat, just like any other animal, but what sets us apart is sapience. We can choose what we want to eat for reasons outside survival. Killing an animal for food is not murder because you are using it to nourish yourself.

    • @toruno7710
      @toruno7710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nathanoher4865 I'll be honnest, i'll be honnest before i read this comment i'll never the "without cause part". It was "Thou shall not kill" for me, and i'm french when i learn those it was the same thing without " the without cause part". But it seems absurd to add that. I think It's because in hebrew there another for murder and like kill in self defense or by accident from what i Heard. Not sure tho

    • @aydenzinter2849
      @aydenzinter2849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@toruno7710 yeah I believe the Hebrew word 'Retzah' is written in the original commandment and only Retzah' only refers to killing outside of war, and self defense. Kind of like just saying Though shall not murder. Since murder doesn't really include war or self defense

    • @fsirjyy147
      @fsirjyy147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No its Thou shall not Murder.

  • @strakk
    @strakk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The fact that God took THIS LONG to review the commandments that the new Xbox came out makes this so much funnier.

  • @InfinityMind1
    @InfinityMind1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Actually "not-killing" commandment was more in lines of "Do not murder", so you can kill in self-defence without a sin. You can also kill a murderer as a punishment without a sin.

    • @Backonos
      @Backonos ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the hebrew word has more meaning then murder, any bible that has the translation to kill is wrong.

  • @andewfusthe3rd
    @andewfusthe3rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    ……..as a Christian, this has so much BRUH in it that this is all I can say

    • @andewfusthe3rd
      @andewfusthe3rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@jadedesigns6171 *gasp* NO! NOT POSSIBLE! SATIRE?! ON THE INTERNET?! LORD FORBID WHAT IS THIS HERESY?!?!?!
      Frick dude I’m well aware that this is a joke, I thought my comment was kinda funny

    • @WikiBidoz
      @WikiBidoz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@andewfusthe3rd sir I think you killed him

    • @ragnaros7889
      @ragnaros7889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@andewfusthe3rd Saying "as a christian" is almost same as saying "as a vegan", doesn't matter how obvious joke is there is always that few guys that willtake it dead serious

    • @aaroncallahan119
      @aaroncallahan119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BRUH? What?

    • @earthygoku
      @earthygoku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cringe

  • @phatedfool
    @phatedfool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    We need to get this guys skits to be more famous. Blows my mind he isn't pulling a million views per vid.

    • @silas0757
      @silas0757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean the videos are funny, and so is Zach. But there are way more deserving videos out there... No need to over hype it

    • @domilink9747
      @domilink9747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The reason these videos aren’t crazy big hits is probably because the kids that come to watch this videos don’t understand the comedy because you know they’re kids. So like other way more insanely stupid but funny skits end up being more popular.

    • @ProdByAngus
      @ProdByAngus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, but also he’s gained something like 25k subs in a month, so there is an audience to be profited off of

  • @OrigenalDarkMew
    @OrigenalDarkMew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    As a Christian I tried not to laugh but you got me, especially at the end. Sex doll for a carpool lane 😆

  • @felixdogan6776
    @felixdogan6776 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I come back to this everytime I get the chance to it's always so fun

  • @Fesh3314
    @Fesh3314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The "thou shall not covet thy neighbours wife" thing was r/suspiciouslyspecific material

  • @KrazyCouch2
    @KrazyCouch2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:14 "Oh my God"
    *rule 2*

  • @pizzatime42
    @pizzatime42 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Does don’t ask don’t tell apply here” literal legend

  • @m.c.martin
    @m.c.martin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Saying Sunday is for Football* is true not just in America, but world wide too! Brilliant 😂

  • @MrCrazyCarrotop
    @MrCrazyCarrotop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    All we needed was God walking into frame and saying "damn it Lucifer, get the hell out of my chair.!"

  • @dumbman27
    @dumbman27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Found this gem of a channel today. God this is amazing

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    POV: It's December 25th and you go to any comment section of any video:

  • @alphabetaomega265
    @alphabetaomega265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The 10 Commandments are UNCONSTITUTIONAL 😂

  • @alexandreperusio1303
    @alexandreperusio1303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rom 1:20-23: "For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the incorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things."Jud 1:10: "But these speak evil of those things which they know not: but what they know naturally, as brute beasts, in those things they corrupt themselves."

  • @snoote533
    @snoote533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    God seems like a chill dude.

    • @GripStrength4008
      @GripStrength4008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is not a chill dude he is the Almighty he knows your fate if you will go to Heaven or hell so please be prepared because no one is a promise tomorrow

    • @snoote533
      @snoote533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GripStrength4008
      Sure why not

    • @LeakyTrees
      @LeakyTrees 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GripStrength4008 God don't exist though.

  • @jordanwhitley5641
    @jordanwhitley5641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:24 this is my exact face when I hear this commandment😂

  • @slikespitfire4751
    @slikespitfire4751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Old Testament actually allows someone to kill someone without being charged for murder if the person killed breaks into their house, and the break-in happened at night (Exodus 22:2)

    • @toruno7710
      @toruno7710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was surprised by this so i looked it up. It just allow to smite him and if the thief dies of his injuries you're not guilty of murder. Which is very different.

    • @slikespitfire4751
      @slikespitfire4751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@toruno7710 I see what you mean, though I found that some translations (including the one I used) just say “is killed” and not “is hit and dies”. But I see that it most likely means what you said.

    • @toruno7710
      @toruno7710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@slikespitfire4751 Lets just Hope that a very literate hebrew speaker Come along and enlight us with some active translation ^^

    • @benjaminthibieroz4155
      @benjaminthibieroz4155 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      god: "thy shall not kill"
      also god: proceed to slaughter people in the promised land a few chapters later...

    • @toruno7710
      @toruno7710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benjaminthibieroz4155 Do as i Say not as i do i guess

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    totally gonna use "coveting" as a euphemism for all that other stuff from now on

  • @magilunedecelestia
    @magilunedecelestia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Merry Christmas man. Keep up the good work ^^

  • @guilhermeteofilocachich4892
    @guilhermeteofilocachich4892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Sin, fun. Tomato, tomato"
    I laughed so hard at this

  • @eljefeamericano4308
    @eljefeamericano4308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Love God's idea of what the 2nd Amendment means. And that it has to be pointed out to him that it's just an American thing.

  • @momoji9163
    @momoji9163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This Channel deserve more subscribers. This guy is Underrated.

  • @Liesbeth22
    @Liesbeth22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hahaha, awesome again Zach!
    Merry Christmas 😊🎅🎀

  • @RandomHuman1103
    @RandomHuman1103 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "How do we work this in with 2nd amendmand"🤣

  • @VerZer46
    @VerZer46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just found Zach's channel and I'm now subscribed and sucked into his hilarious content. I have no idea how I found this place but I'm glad I did!

  • @mohibulhoque2145
    @mohibulhoque2145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The year Ended well at last

  • @biggsdarklighter0473
    @biggsdarklighter0473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This god seems like he has got a fair bit of Zeus.

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Very true the Greek gods were pretty crazy party animals, the christians more like killjoys.

    • @No12304-
      @No12304- 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JZsBFF Not really killjoys they just had happier lives and more happier marriages than your parents. But hey if the mailman is a better boyfriend than your father, then by all means, let him do his thing 🤣

  • @asher879
    @asher879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You're like a closer to my sense of humor version of Ryan George. I love it!

  • @JonSmith-oy4bi
    @JonSmith-oy4bi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m not a Biblical expert or pastor or priest, but I can confidently say the Adultery one was somewhat misunderstood. One commits adultery in 2 possible ways. Being a person having sex while married, but with a person you are not married to. The other way is if you have sex with someone who is married, but who isn’t married to you. It isn’t overall, can’t have sex with someone you’re not married to, it’s more specific than that.

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thou shall get high to reach God

  • @Imagination4all
    @Imagination4all 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    George Carlin called and has a revised version with only three commandments. How about that?😂

  • @isanyoneinmythologystraigh5134
    @isanyoneinmythologystraigh5134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Oh my god”
    You called me?
    That for some reason made me lauph a lot

  • @Fgqwetttyvu
    @Fgqwetttyvu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:36
    "No, sunday is your day"
    Me, a Jew:
    "Saturday*"

  • @dereckpiche9637
    @dereckpiche9637 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is starting to become one of my favorite youtube channels. Props!

  • @TheHimbeerjoghurt
    @TheHimbeerjoghurt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Technically it is "Thou shall not murder", so killing for lesser reasons

    • @benjaminthibieroz4155
      @benjaminthibieroz4155 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "thou shall not kill" is clear, thus absolute. "lesser reasons" is subject to many interpretations, hence sucks as a rule

  • @imaniashley1138
    @imaniashley1138 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    God obsessing over the fxxking XBOX.
    Comedy gold👌😂

  • @Imaproshaman7
    @Imaproshaman7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The writing is so good haha. I love it.

  • @mokongthe3856
    @mokongthe3856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So Adultery is = Archery!
    Now I know my Parents Practice Archery! they always argue about who's the Best Archer between them two.

  • @adityarao8729
    @adityarao8729 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What is overlooked is how God got someone else to do his homework for him essentially.

  • @ВикторФирсов-е9ф
    @ВикторФирсов-е9ф 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sin - fun
    Tomato - tomato
    That's just so fucking perfect

  • @DexMythology
    @DexMythology 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As my athiest dad says ten commandments is enough just make them count.

  • @rubenasandwich2842
    @rubenasandwich2842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God:" and no adultery. What's that?"
    Guy:"no sex between unmarried people"
    God:*remembers Mary*

  • @digijohnny2501
    @digijohnny2501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Oh my god"
    "You called me?"
    "No It's just a phrase"
    Killed me

  • @jow_angelow
    @jow_angelow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I kinda wonder now if you're a former christian or something cuz you know plenty of these bible references. Love your skits tho, they always lighten up my day!

    • @alfredboehm5976
      @alfredboehm5976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its pretty common
      to have common knowledge, maybe not for you since you live in the usa

    • @Taylorgreenbjj
      @Taylorgreenbjj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@alfredboehm5976 what is this implying? Lol

    • @alfredboehm5976
      @alfredboehm5976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Taylorgreenbjj that americans dont have any sort of common knowledge

    • @Asgardians3t
      @Asgardians3t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Why u assume he a former christian? He could still be religious or not but why the assumption?

    • @tirthankarmishra1420
      @tirthankarmishra1420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Asgardians3t maybe a religious person won't make this video

  • @hirokisato869
    @hirokisato869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love this series!

  • @keylanoslokj1806
    @keylanoslokj1806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    With the exception of nines and 10s or something like that. Had me laughing out loud

  • @Unionofthemidwest
    @Unionofthemidwest ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:45 why so specific

  • @Rodrigo-jd2wg
    @Rodrigo-jd2wg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    More than god he is like a Zeus rating the 10 commandments

    • @cjcatague2607
      @cjcatague2607 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean nobody relly know God's real personality in the first place. People just thinks his all serious, what if his not?

  • @readjordan2257
    @readjordan2257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Zach Star is my spirit animal

  • @YourOldFriendAmnesia
    @YourOldFriendAmnesia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We're gonna put "needs work"

  • @saphira087
    @saphira087 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lol. A lot of the loopholes are covered in the book of Leviticus. It is like Moses actually said: "But what about..." over and over again and so you end up with a whole book of the bible of: "Yes, even then".

  • @MartinZhel
    @MartinZhel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Actually, “no adultery” means “no cheating”, it doesn’t mean “no sex before marriage”

    • @burburkang
      @burburkang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Le bull le shit

    • @JWQweqOPDH
      @JWQweqOPDH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If it just meant no cheating, then that exact thing would've already been covered in the "do not covet thy neighbor's wife".

    • @MartinZhel
      @MartinZhel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@JWQweqOPDH well, I’m an Orthodox Christian and in our Bible in my language it literally says “don’t cheat (on your wife)”

    • @macmac1022
      @macmac1022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well here is the dictionaries definition. : sex between a married person and someone who is not that person's wife or husband

    • @MartinZhel
      @MartinZhel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@JWQweqOPDH desiring your neighbor’s wife and cheating on your wife are two separate things 😀

  • @nakkie326
    @nakkie326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Merry Christmas Zach :)

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jennyberger8229 Why let something like this piss you off?

    • @okatori795
      @okatori795 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theradiantdehd3997 They’re definitely not angry, just trying to be funny and failing horrendously

    • @nakkie326
      @nakkie326 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@okatori795 I was deadass just trynna say merry Christmas 😭

  • @Jakub1989YTb
    @Jakub1989YTb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When He reached for the wallet, I thought that he is done with it and gonna push the red button and dude is gonna fall through a trap door straight to hell.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zach illustrates arguably-best how much of a Sibling Sci-Channel and Atheist-TH-camrs are to each other, even IF we ignore the shared Hobby of debunking Pseudoscience.
      Here, let me share some: Holy Koolaid, Prophet of Zod, Logicked, Darkmatter, Aron a, Emma Thorne. Have fun with this comment that only has 1 oal: share fun.

  • @ItzHarley
    @ItzHarley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're God Damn right.

  • @minerscale
    @minerscale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That carpool lane joke is stuff of legends now, we need this cautified into a Third Testament

  • @NotButAsh
    @NotButAsh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope god is like this

  • @glorytothemosthigh4935
    @glorytothemosthigh4935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jesus Christ loves you all so much ❤️

  • @PeasantForADay
    @PeasantForADay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Sin, fun, tomato, tomato" 😂

  • @Nerazmus
    @Nerazmus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shame they didn't get to the actual real The Ten commandmets. Which include the fun stuff like not wearing mixed fabrics, or not boiling a baby goat in its mother's milk.

  • @TheAmazingAdam
    @TheAmazingAdam 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    THIS is my god.

  • @thenoobgamer540
    @thenoobgamer540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:30 would have been pretty funny if you broke the first sentance of " i am the only god not god one" here with him calling Zeus and having a chat about no adultery

  • @MrHochoi92
    @MrHochoi92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What’s a Christmas miracle is your video releases

  • @charliebowditch7975
    @charliebowditch7975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thou shalt not kill is really thou shalt not murder, murder meaning illegal killing. So by that rule you can kill in self defence legally and not sin 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @flamingsunshine
    @flamingsunshine 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🥰❤️

  • @coolname5696
    @coolname5696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Deadass thought it's a 7DS reference 😭

  • @captainsnake8515
    @captainsnake8515 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of your best vids on this channel yet

  • @ckpn4771
    @ckpn4771 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    all of the the black shirt guy's "what?" is so funny everytime xD he's just too bamboozled lmao

  • @dragonfire4850
    @dragonfire4850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God is literally any Texan with that gun line

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!

  • @MANLIESTMANEVER
    @MANLIESTMANEVER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As an Atheist, if God does exist, I hope he's like this.
    (No offense to those who believe in God, I just personally, don't.)

  • @ProdByAngus
    @ProdByAngus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People: Quality OR quantity
    Zach this last month: I KNOW NO SUCH BOUNDARYS YOU PATHETIC MORTALS EXPIERENCE.