When your religious friend ends up in Hell with you

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  • @ashamansedai
    @ashamansedai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40497

    Imagine being omnipotent and getting bribed with just 20 dollars

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4655

      Hey man this economy is tough on everyone and $20 is $20.

    • @achaeanmapping4408
      @achaeanmapping4408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +892

      Hes omnipitent, he could just make 20 bucks out of thin air

    • @zaikox4042
      @zaikox4042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2519

      @@achaeanmapping4408 what about inflation man

    • @Julian-pw5mv
      @Julian-pw5mv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      @@zaikox4042 inflation of creating 20 dollars is so minimal you wouldnt even notice.

    • @achaeanmapping4408
      @achaeanmapping4408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      @@zaikox4042 Our currency is already going to the shit, 20$ wont make it any worse

  • @angusbryant3583
    @angusbryant3583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31955

    Now we need "Satanist but somehow wound up in Heaven"

    • @ZachStarHimself
      @ZachStarHimself  2 ปีที่แล้ว +9506

      This is a great idea

    • @dazcarrr
      @dazcarrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      heaven is reserved for:
      -drug fans
      -atheists
      -satanists

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +965

      DEWIT

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +801

      The ultimate troll.

    • @natsusatsujinki8342
      @natsusatsujinki8342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Lessago

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 ปีที่แล้ว +2410

    The protagonist roasting the hell out of his religious friend without fearing consequences or social norms now that he’s in Hell is the very definition of ‘I’m already in jail, what are you gonna do? Arrest me?’

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      People really need to learn the definition of the word definition.

    • @blueaccelerator2674
      @blueaccelerator2674 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      And *you* need to learn to comprehend jokes, my man.

    • @dorkydorgi5873
      @dorkydorgi5873 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      @@littlemoth4956 I think you need to learn the definition of a hyperbole

    • @TranHoa12388
      @TranHoa12388 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      hell

    • @auserwitha404
      @auserwitha404 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@littlemoth4956 Yeah, what the others above me said.

  • @Rymann_23
    @Rymann_23 ปีที่แล้ว +3650

    This is actually sadly accurate. A lot of “Christians” are going to end up in Hell because of the “I did everything right” line

    • @voidl3s246
      @voidl3s246 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

      Simply because they didn’t repent

    • @fatjellyfish9478
      @fatjellyfish9478 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@voidl3s246didn't repent, cause they were cuntw

    • @cye2310
      @cye2310 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

      ​@@voidl3s246 Repent? Did you think that's an option? God said that he'll forgive your sins, but what sins specifically?

    • @cye2310
      @cye2310 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

      ​ He's omnipotent, omnibenevolent, and omniscient. If he's all that, then why give that vague requirement?

    • @voidl3s246
      @voidl3s246 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      @@cye2310 all of them if you repent

  • @idaniluz652
    @idaniluz652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10374

    moral of the story: don't worry about where you will end up in the afterlife. if you don't like where you are, just give god 20$ to change this.

    • @EweCantSeeMe
      @EweCantSeeMe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Ooooor......if you're not sinning, Jesus died for nothing 😅

    • @killerbean6254
      @killerbean6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      So long as your buried with 20 dollars

    • @peepeepoopoodoodoohead
      @peepeepoopoodoodoohead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      bribery💪

    • @DreamingV0id
      @DreamingV0id 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Literally the Church during the holy Roman Empire lol

    • @cancerino666
      @cancerino666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That's how the egyptians did it.... and middle ages catholics...

  • @princepoddar2840
    @princepoddar2840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8677

    Plot twist : God sent the atheist guy in hell because he was good and this was his true heaven

    • @ekkovaan2261
      @ekkovaan2261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      Nah, thats a projection of himself. God gave him the powe to astral project into hell for another $20

    • @niccolopaganini1782
      @niccolopaganini1782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nah, fr, you don't know what you said.

    • @princepoddar2840
      @princepoddar2840 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@niccolopaganini1782 i am saying , that if many people had the opportunity to fuck with a friend , they would temporary go to hell

    • @pietajunior3437
      @pietajunior3437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@niccolopaganini1782 the hell you on about?

    • @eridiumrat3671
      @eridiumrat3671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@niccolopaganini1782 what are you talking about its a joke

  • @DrBright5558
    @DrBright5558 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    "Thought shalt not walk around with stick up ass" we need that for every religion

    • @CD-vb9fi
      @CD-vb9fi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This is already in Christianity. The 2 Great Commandments are all about this actually. But it is also important to understand that we are commanded to call out evil when we see it because God is also about "Justice" so people that do wrong to others will be "punished". Too many people to today now accuse people that call out evil as having a "stick up their ass" and that is not the case. We go by "God's Definitions" not human ones... which have a habit of "changing" over time... sometimes to the literal "opposite" of what they originally meant. Like "love"... the definition of love today is now completely opposite of what it means in scripture.

    • @williamlancaster5136
      @williamlancaster5136 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CD-vb9fi Hail to the fallen prince, have a wonderful day and get that stick out of your ass.

    • @Ryan-ff2db
      @Ryan-ff2db 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@CD-vb9fi Matthew says don't judge lest you be judged. As far as calling out evil/sin, the bible uses the term brother in almost all of these versus, as in members of your church or same faith, not someone of the "world". 2 Timothy does say when teaching but this still must mean in their own faith as it would contradict many other versus if it was not. Most prominently 1Corinthians 5:12 and a dozen other versus in Matthew. Basically the whole newest portion of the bible insists it's followers not walk around with stick up butt. But they do it anyways.

    • @Scotty-vs4lf
      @Scotty-vs4lf 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@CD-vb9fi"god" was made up by humans, so every one of "gods" rules are human rules

    • @CD-vb9fi
      @CD-vb9fi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Scotty-vs4lf Can you make up a less obvious lie? There are no humans that made up the Two Great Commandments.
      There is a reason ALL of "The Law" hangs upon them. I will give you a couple of basic reasons.
      #1. Love God with all heart, mind, and soul.

  • @MichaelJavier1
    @MichaelJavier1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    3:31... *YOU PAID GOD 20$ TO SENT ME TO HELL!?*

  • @renegade6578
    @renegade6578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26519

    I was expecting God to call the non-religious friend and ask him when he's coming back to heaven to play Poker.

    • @randywa
      @randywa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

      Why do you think God accepted the 20? He was playing poker with the friend and got 20 bucks in debt. The friend then agreed to absolve that debt(by giving God the 20 to pay him back with) if God sent the religious one to hell

    • @jaminblizz
      @jaminblizz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Sorry I had to ruin the 666

    • @jose000
      @jose000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jaminblizz hoo

    • @Sh4dowbanned
      @Sh4dowbanned 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@randywa
      So virtuous of God.

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ye

  • @ultimategotea
    @ultimategotea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3564

    I'd like to say that's probably not his actual friend, but is, in fact, his hell.

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Wow, that's deep. Like, hell deep.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      A good friend of mine coined the phrase 'If you manage your circle of friends properly, you don't need any enemies' :D

    • @jwn5
      @jwn5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nah.. it's definitely a friend, the devil you know is sometimes worse then the one you don't, I'm going to hell with nothing but 20s and a list and whiskey to laugh my fucking ass off

    • @ShadowPhoenix82
      @ShadowPhoenix82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed. I like that perspective. Solid.

    • @ShadowPhoenix82
      @ShadowPhoenix82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jwn5 still not a friend

  • @noahgoodjoke7807
    @noahgoodjoke7807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "Thou shalt not walk around with stick up ass." Book of Zach, 00:50

  • @felixdogan6776
    @felixdogan6776 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    2:54 Sickest god to ever exist

    • @chrisjackson1889
      @chrisjackson1889 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No one is going to ask how he’s got God’s phone number?

    • @YT_JoshSausage
      @YT_JoshSausage 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@chrisjackson1889you dont?

  • @parthbansal2775
    @parthbansal2775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15394

    "there is a god who I met the other day"
    Zach is excellent at referencing his past videos

  • @justafan7379
    @justafan7379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3486

    Love the enthusiasm despite the fact that he too is in FUCKING HELL

    • @python1972
      @python1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      He's actually in Hell's private suite on his off hours, his job is to taunt the Christians who got sent to hell

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Well yeah but it is really just a state of mind, you know? I mean hell is what you make of it.

    • @idaniluz652
      @idaniluz652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      is hell really is that terrible? after all, it does appear to have WIFI in it, and you can contact god whenever you want.

    • @fernandobraga8455
      @fernandobraga8455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The atheist is in his natural habitat. He is having the time of his afterlife.

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@idaniluz652 yeah but is it good WiFi or like McDonalds WifI?

  • @air5723
    @air5723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I almost died from laughing at this, I did not see that lunch line coming oh my god

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Conundrum: Zach is a total Star, but that gives me the Urge to recommend YT-Channel; at least Science-Channel (like Sci Man Dan, Professor Dave, Planarwalk, Veritasium) but that makes some mistake me for a Bot. So the more desire i have to reach many people and share Science-Fun, the less i reach?

  • @Eve.Valentine
    @Eve.Valentine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "You remember the seventh commandment?"
    "Thou shalt live a little"
    💀☠💀☠💀

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great how lighthearted this channel is; reminds me of Logicked, Prophet of Zod, Sir Sic and maybe Hbomberguy. But unfortunately, we do live in a Decade where Christianity radicalizes itself. But the Telltale Ahteist covers it with Humor, so i have no Qualm about recommending him to Zack's fans too.
      Especially the WHACK-Coverage like his videos about Kat Kerr.

  • @superslime16th
    @superslime16th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8912

    Knowing that this guy also has a mathematics dedicated channel is so confusing

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      How is that? It's better than politicians acting as if they are self-proclaimed experts on science don't you think?

    • @astro_penguin_
      @astro_penguin_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      For me it's the opposite haha, I follow his main channel and every once in a while I remember this skit channel exists and it just makes me love the guy even more

    • @caffemocca8855
      @caffemocca8855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      That shows that being nerdy doesn't equate being boring

    • @holyknight9507
      @holyknight9507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What's the channel name?

    • @superslime16th
      @superslime16th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@holyknight9507 it's just "zach star" i think

  • @querube78
    @querube78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1814

    "by making him go to Bible camp, you practically aborted his childhood..."
    Ouch

    • @adrianloveslucius
      @adrianloveslucius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Considering I was that child, I feel seen. lol

    • @Helena-me6mp
      @Helena-me6mp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@adrianloveslucius oof

    • @Tr4ns1st0r
      @Tr4ns1st0r ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gonna be honest, the one I went to was really fun.
      I understand that my experience is far from universal. And it’s really sad that this is the case. I’m sorry :(

    • @querube78
      @querube78 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Damn y'all lucky you got pizza parties and christian music concerts/plays. I got raped and had to waste my childhood knocking on peoples' doors.

    • @Tr4ns1st0r
      @Tr4ns1st0r ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@querube78 …Oh
      I… don’t know what to say. That’s so horrible…

  • @TheBoss-bd8sn
    @TheBoss-bd8sn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    1:15 “Oh my god”
    ... maybe that’s why he’s in hell

  • @dashingclasher
    @dashingclasher ปีที่แล้ว +75

    0:15 The video when parents walk in:

  • @kristyandesouza5980
    @kristyandesouza5980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10162

    The editing is getting even better, Zach really is turning into a qualified comedian as well as a qualified teacher

    • @nathanwhite704
      @nathanwhite704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Yep, apparently he's created separate communities without even trying. There's tons of subscribers here that don't know about his original STEM channel.

    • @mausm7534
      @mausm7534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@nathanwhite704 I think TH-cam recommended this channel because I watch Ryan George and Calebcity. didn't know about the STEM videos, now I'm gonna go look for them, thank you!

    • @nathanwhite704
      @nathanwhite704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mausm7534 His STEM channel is awesome. He does in depth comparisons of various fields. I started following Zach Star years ago when his channel was called Major Prep. He helped me to pick Computer Engineering as my major :)

    • @mausm7534
      @mausm7534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nathanwhite704 that's awesome!

    • @yukisoba8888
      @yukisoba8888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mausm7534 ayy i watch ryan george and calebcity too. absolute legends

  • @TheDebu666
    @TheDebu666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    Wait...... The creator of EVERYTHING past, present and future accepted a bribe of 20 bucks. That's it 20 bucks

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      He respected the audacity.

    • @spider-man8112
      @spider-man8112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Times are tough, man.

    • @nore5888
      @nore5888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      20 dollars is 20 dollars bro

    • @wesswise28
      @wesswise28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He probably would've done it for 3.50

    • @maxendermen
      @maxendermen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes? You literally see him do it

  • @nofacedgoldfish6216
    @nofacedgoldfish6216 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    0:09 "Who I met the other day"
    Oh the foreshadowing is great. Didn't notice that joke until finding out about the bribery. Love your videos!

  • @arroe8386
    @arroe8386 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Dude, I thought you believed in god, what are you doing here"
    "Well, turns out it's one of the other 3000"

  • @Marcel._B
    @Marcel._B 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5370

    This made me thinking about "When you're religious but God still hates you". He clearly would send you to hell for not living up to his standards

    • @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
      @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Ironically, there's a passage in the Bible which tell folks to Not Be Religious - on account being Religious is putting high standards no one could live upto.
      And another which tells don't force ones own Religious standards on other or use God's teaching as a weapon or to spread hate.
      Imagine a world if the folks who call their self a child of God ( of their choice) acceslly read the book they try to shove down other people's throat.
      Edit: And yes, God dislike people like this; so your statement above rings true.

    • @akunog3665
      @akunog3665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven "And yes, God dislike people like this"
      how could you possibly know this to be true.. This seems like something you dislike, so you are assuming God feels the same way. Do you even know if God can like or dislike something? If he created it all, and has ultimate power over it all, then it should all be liked.. and if there is only liking, then the distinction seems meaningless.

    • @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
      @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@akunog3665 There's are passages in the Bible that covers " Being Lukewarm" , " Being a Follower of God to feel more important/special than anyone else", "A False Follower", and " Using your anoint for power, greed, or pride". So Yes, there are several pages that Proves God dislike these type of people and view them as false followers and people who might twist his teachings for Thier own benefit.
      And if you're going to ask "Why would God allow a person do something that he would dislike" it's on account he gave everything he made "Free Will"
      Edit: I have nothing against folks who are like this, far from it. It was simply sharing a bit of info that backs up the Person's above original comment.

    • @akunog3665
      @akunog3665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven I see, so you know God from the bible. So, the first hurdle is to come to terms with how we know the Bible to be the inerrant word of God. This is probably where the hang up is. I am not sure we do have free will, but that's also a separate debate.
      Thanks for pointing toward your knowledge, it is interesting to be sure that it's warned against in the Bible.

    • @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
      @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@akunog3665 Very well put and correct. These passages/teaching are also in Quran and Torah - since they all fallow the same God , but differ in how it view Jesus, have a few more or less Prophets, how Family dynamics work, and how they see their Relationship with God.
      And how most see it - God gave Free Will to everything to how many would fallow him and how many will leave the Kingdom for small gains.
      Some even say God gave Us "Free Will" to see how his New Creations would turn out. On account he was betrayed by his Angels that he gave "Little Will" to.

  • @coltondavis9125
    @coltondavis9125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2318

    Remember when he said that the 7th commandment is "Thou shalt live a little," implying that he should've cheated on his wife? Well, as it turns out, the 7th commandment is "Thou shalt not commit adultery," so that's a pretty hilarious easter egg 😂😂

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Plot twist: The babysitter wasn't 18 yet.

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @YJG You can, but I'm well outside the 18+ only jurisdiction.

    • @ilke3192
      @ilke3192 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      There's another layer to it. Apparently one of the bible editions/King James one had an infamous printing error that read as "thou shalt commit adultery" instead, being known as "the wicked bible". Zach knows his lore

    • @wardelljordan1199
      @wardelljordan1199 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Covet means to desire, it's not a physical act.

    • @targetthetank
      @targetthetank 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@wardelljordan1199"thou shalt not covet" is a different sin.
      "Thou shalt not commit" is the action.

  • @shotgun6125
    @shotgun6125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    What’s funny is that I think sending someone to hell for being stuck-up might actually be somewhat in-line with parts of scripture

  • @haywire8368
    @haywire8368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I'm not religious, but this is gold.

  • @gutz166
    @gutz166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2841

    Here's an alternate take on this : the religious dude would end up in hell anyway because his of his pride of being so "holier than thou" attitude when alive meanwhile atheist dude just got his own personal hell that he's sharing his hellish afterlife with his most hated friend for eternity. The $20 thing are just God messing with both atheist and religious dudes.

    • @bag.a.6465
      @bag.a.6465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      that god is not god, it's the devil disguised and everyone is in hell and he is playing with them pretending to be god

    • @madlyfwipp9511
      @madlyfwipp9511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pride isn't mortal sin but that would get ya to purgatory for sure

    • @bag.a.6465
      @bag.a.6465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@madlyfwipp9511 well he is ommiting the fact he is christian by not acting like one should, he is difamating christianity effectively

    • @madlyfwipp9511
      @madlyfwipp9511 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bag.a.6465 There are always bad Christians difamiting the church. It makes stigma spread like wildfire.

    • @Superbug-tf8zy
      @Superbug-tf8zy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@bag.a.6465 Seeing the rest of the skits, yeah no, thats just god.

  • @dezh6345
    @dezh6345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2054

    The funniest part about this is, an atheist met God, and quickly found out that God was easily bought, but instead of changing his mind, and buying his way into heaven instead, he just got his friend sent to hell with him.

    • @gamingelementalist6725
      @gamingelementalist6725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Part of the Bible (as opposed to other parts because it's the most self contradictive book ever) describes heaven as a place where everyone spends every moment worshipping God and signing to him and doing nothing else, so yeah, sounds more like hell to me than actual hell. I'd take a pass on that for sure.

    • @Chuckkills
      @Chuckkills 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@gamingelementalist6725 oh man, that sounds terrible. Get me as far away from that place as possible, thank you very much

    • @stalkyjohnson4081
      @stalkyjohnson4081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Chuckkills burning for eternity is much worse just saying...

    • @Chuckkills
      @Chuckkills 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@stalkyjohnson4081 honestly, I’ve heard both. And they sound equally bad. Difference is, I get to sleep in on Sundays if I take the former option 🤷

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@stalkyjohnson4081 What could I said, physical torment or mental torment it is.

  • @OkieOtaku
    @OkieOtaku ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I was expecting more of the "religious friend was an ass to min wage workers, and a sick to waiters during Sunday lunch" but that ending was pretty funny 😂

  • @gengis737
    @gengis737 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Why did you send me to Hell ?" "Because you are the punition of your sinner friend. just preach him for eternity".

  • @enderreaper1482
    @enderreaper1482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    “You paid God $20 to send me to hell!?”
    *Ah yes finite loss but infinite gain*

  • @debamchakraborty1143
    @debamchakraborty1143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1732

    "Remember peeps, cheat on your wife and heaven is guaranteed for you."
    -Sunglass Bro God

    • @Davorox1
      @Davorox1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      As long as she's hot
      - Sunglasses Bro God

    • @zaniatnik
      @zaniatnik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      What if your wife is as hot as it gets? If you really got a jackpot with her? Would cheating on the best option would send you to Hell, because “wtf is wrong with you”?

    • @Iso20227
      @Iso20227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Don’t actually cheat on your wife though.
      That’s adultery, one of the worst sins.

    • @SchizoVoices
      @SchizoVoices 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Iso20227 No sin is worse than another according to the bible. A sin is a sin.

    • @i.lorentzovoltaire6138
      @i.lorentzovoltaire6138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SchizoVoices Is that an excuse ?🤔🤨

  • @PomadaGaming
    @PomadaGaming ปีที่แล้ว +17

    0:37 lol

    • @PomadaGaming
      @PomadaGaming ปีที่แล้ว

      3:13 oh man
      3:32 nahhh

    • @PomadaGaming
      @PomadaGaming 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      1:31 lmao
      1:40 LOL
      2:08 ok

  • @travisoneill2847
    @travisoneill2847 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The Hazbin hotel is going to have a client

  • @TexMeta
    @TexMeta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3310

    “Did you and Cathy abort any potential children? Do you think maybe you should have? Like with Trevor?”
    I feel attacked. But not aborted. Maybe I should have been.

    • @Pichu-zm9qk
      @Pichu-zm9qk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol I feel the same

    • @inseptus712
      @inseptus712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Genuinely though, it's a bad idea.

    • @robertbennett2796
      @robertbennett2796 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its never to late to abort.

    • @hopin8krzys
      @hopin8krzys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Imagine being named after a GTA character

    • @poet4966
      @poet4966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What that hell are u doing Trevor i thought u were killing some bikers in the desert not going to Bible camp

  • @Promses2Keep
    @Promses2Keep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4546

    As a Christian, I find this ENTIRE skit faaaaar more funnier than it should be!

    • @computergamescritical6917
      @computergamescritical6917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @Promses2Keep
      This guy often makes content in which he sort of scoffs at Christianity, he depicts “hell” as being comfortable, he depicts God as a scoffer, etcetera.
      Don’t take this the wrong way, because I really don’t mean this as a personal attack or anything, but I worry about watching this channel and his videos, because they seem to be nearing or actually committing blasphemy in many respects.
      You may do whatever you will with this reply, I apologize if it seemed like I was telling you what to do or anything like that, but I just wanted to give you something to consider.
      May God give you wisdom, and may your faith and repentance persevere to the very end of your life, and may all the things you do be to the aim of glorifying God and with the expectation of the rewards of Heaven. God loves you.

    • @PeterTheRock-II
      @PeterTheRock-II 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@computergamescritical6917 agree with you brother.

    • @Promses2Keep
      @Promses2Keep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@computergamescritical6917 Thank you, and I truly do appreciate your concern and your comments.
      I know this young man is completely irreverent, but I find his videos hilarious *because* I know they're not serious. I see them in the same way as classic movies like Mel Brooks' "History of the World, Part 1," specifically the scene where "Moses" comes down from Mount Sinai declaring the Lord has given the people the Commandments, but he has THREE tablets, for a total of FIFTEEN. As he's speaking, declaring, "The Lord has given us fifteen..." he accidentally drops and shatters one of the tablets, looks down, then corrects himself midsentence and continues without missing a beat..."TEN! Ten Commandments!" It's funny, but it's not mean or spiteful. That's the same way these videos are.
      It's just a joke. It's okay to laugh sometimes.

    • @computergamescritical6917
      @computergamescritical6917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Promses2Keep
      Thank you for replying.
      I know what scene you’re taking about, I personally don’t find that to be objectionable as some do, since it doesn’t contain profanity, a “peaceful” depiction of hell, or a sinful depiction of God, as this video does, but that is merely my personal view.
      Lead your life according to your best discernment, and peace be upon you.

    • @errwhattheflip
      @errwhattheflip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@computergamescritical6917 I personally see it as a satire as he plays around with how ridiculous christianity can often sound. I don't think he's making fun of christianity itself

  • @emmaosaya3998
    @emmaosaya3998 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I needed a good laugh. Thank you for posting this

  • @OlaWHalim
    @OlaWHalim ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Discovering this channel on a depressing Thursday is one of the major highlights of my life!
    Thank you for doing this! ❤‍🔥

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412
    @aguywithalotofopinions412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1590

    It kinda feels like if you’re only doing good things for fear of ending up in hell, you’re gonna end up in hell

    • @thebuilder5271
      @thebuilder5271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      Some christians I’ve met have some pretty dubious morals, like asking how atheists/agnostics can be good without the fear of hell looming over them. Like why do you need the threat of torture to be a nice person 😭

    • @Chuckkills
      @Chuckkills 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@thebuilder5271 true dat

    • @gamera5160
      @gamera5160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      That's a common thing that's discussed among Christians. You don't want to do good out of fear of punishment or desire for reward. You want to do good out of love for God and love for other people. You want to do good for the sake of doing good.

    • @TallicaMan1986
      @TallicaMan1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thebuilder5271 Yeah, I've concluded some of those people are actually psychopaths or at the very least Sociopaths. They themselves don't actually have Morals and need to be threatened to abide by societies Morals. Without God. These people would absolutely be terrible people.

    • @lelandholmquist2467
      @lelandholmquist2467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well ya

  • @420roachdoggjr
    @420roachdoggjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    What if you wanted to go to Heaven but God said...
    *how could you not make a move on that babysitter*

    • @izzyzoldyck7391
      @izzyzoldyck7391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Bro imagine being an annoyingly good person for 70 years just to get curved at the pearly gates for staying loyal

    • @nullbeyondo
      @nullbeyondo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@izzyzoldyck7391 Being loyal is not a bad thing. Just saying that so the mentally ill people reading this recognize it is just a joke and not try to justify cheating.

    • @noirekuroraigami2270
      @noirekuroraigami2270 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nullbeyondo lol bro chill out. Cheat on who ever you want. It’s not a big deal

    • @meem6154
      @meem6154 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@noirekuroraigami2270pfffttttttt

  • @laestaca7182
    @laestaca7182 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    To every religious dude who find this offensive: Do you think good doesn't have a sense of humor? Of course he does! He made YOU!

    • @sebastianordonez2252
      @sebastianordonez2252 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah but God probably doesn’t laugh when people are straight up mocking Him to His face :/

    • @bringbackdislikes3195
      @bringbackdislikes3195 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sebastianordonez2252 So you're saying god isn't all powerful and all knowing?

    • @aestheticmirror9257
      @aestheticmirror9257 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I have a since of humour and god made me in is image, so he has one too

    • @bringbackdislikes3195
      @bringbackdislikes3195 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh man, imagine if god had learned English, the possibilities...@@aestheticmirror9257

    • @denexki
      @denexki 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is kinda underrated actually xD

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!

  • @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
    @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    Plot Twist: The friend paid God $20 so they can spend eternity with their best Bro.
    So wholesome.

    • @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
      @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      And I'm sure they're going to have a "Hell" of good time together.

    • @Ishmachiah
      @Ishmachiah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paid. Not payed.

    • @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
      @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Ishmachiah Thanks, my phone autocorrected it to "Payed" on account that is the nautical sense past tense for Pay. (So It didn't flag it as a mistype.)
      Edit: I promise I'm not a time traveler.

    • @nicoleestigarribia3131
      @nicoleestigarribia3131 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like your thinking (◠‿・)-☆

    • @Anonymous-hk2de
      @Anonymous-hk2de ปีที่แล้ว

      God would never, ever be bribed like that.

  • @grimgaming4672
    @grimgaming4672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    Knowing your skits I saw the god thing from a mile off and im still cackling.

    • @pppoo7878
      @pppoo7878 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      God is not your friend, joke with your friends not with God don't love it

    • @rafaelmartinez9259
      @rafaelmartinez9259 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pppoo7878 you're such a baby, honestly if the bible is god's book, it would have been the original version that was lost to time, and copies made after that are twisted by the lies of humans, it'd be funny if a crap person like u ended up in hell for reasons you didn't foresee

  • @keonacreek
    @keonacreek 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This song rocks so hard. Your other stuff is good too but I feel like this is truly great. I thibk if you guys keep practicing the skys the limit. Please don't quit!

  • @ibroughtthebrownpants2068
    @ibroughtthebrownpants2068 ปีที่แล้ว

    This earned a subscription. Not even a huge sketch comedy fan, but the dialogue sounds like it's out of a Hollywood tier comedy. American pie or something. Died a couple times.

  • @d4n617
    @d4n617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    He won, but at what cost

    • @wren5413
      @wren5413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      $20

    • @qkp01
      @qkp01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Andrew Jackson

    • @IcyDragonPolaris
      @IcyDragonPolaris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fully worth it

  • @mem487
    @mem487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "Doesn't matter if you're a sinner, doesn't matter if you're a saint!! Noone wins!"

    • @SAR-1346
      @SAR-1346 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You hath earned by extreme respect.

    • @SAR-1346
      @SAR-1346 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best comment

    • @lilshokan
      @lilshokan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Said by the light bringer

    • @wolffoxnation3660
      @wolffoxnation3660 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayyy Lucifer quote!

  • @lrrbloss
    @lrrbloss ปีที่แล้ว

    The end was so good I had to subscribe

  • @nicklerick
    @nicklerick ปีที่แล้ว +7

    what dose a straight person and god have in commen?
    $20 is $20.

  • @Drion_MCGD
    @Drion_MCGD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    I love his friend he's so annoyed

  • @ciriousjoker
    @ciriousjoker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:28 I've handed him this bbbbbbbeautiful babysitter. lmfao

  • @jesterdude420
    @jesterdude420 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I dont know what exactly i was expecting coming into this video,but ienjoyed what i got

  • @strangecolouredbird
    @strangecolouredbird ปีที่แล้ว +4

    jesus christ the freaking editing.

  • @QuestionMark43
    @QuestionMark43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "The reason you're in hell is because you made over 6 figures which is God's cutoff for being rich. Sorry bro it's written right here that it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for you to get to heaven."

    • @eccentricthought4511
      @eccentricthought4511 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you make more than 10000 dollars a year you are basically 1% in my country so a lot of people are going to hell

  • @legendsofmichael4315
    @legendsofmichael4315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "Is there some commandment that says 'thou shall not walk around with stick up ass?'" Yes! Pretty much all of Matthew chapter seven! The wording is actually pretty close, and it does involve sticks being in places they should not be.

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is there some commandment that says "Thou shalt not bribe god to send thine enemies to hell"?

    • @legendsofmichael4315
      @legendsofmichael4315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Anonymous-df8it Deuteronomy 10:7 directly states that it would be ineffective, at least.

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@legendsofmichael4315 What does it say?

  • @Pinefr0st
    @Pinefr0st 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay fine you've made me nearly piss my pants like, three times. I'm subscribing.

  • @eatright909
    @eatright909 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't wait for the international videos. This is going to be insane!

  • @itzpixster2031
    @itzpixster2031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Friend: Pays god $20 for other friend to hell.
    You: Angry at friend for doing it.
    Me: Wondering where that money go before you meet god!

    • @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
      @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Plot Twist: The friend payed $20 so they can spend eternity with their best Bro.

    • @itzpixster2031
      @itzpixster2031 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven xD

  • @noconsequence4486
    @noconsequence4486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Plot Twist: The other guy isn't actually there, he's just part of the Religious guy's hell

  • @bigbluebuttonman1137
    @bigbluebuttonman1137 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    'You paid God 20 dollars to send me to Hell?"
    Lmfao.

  • @GlyphidGuard
    @GlyphidGuard ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:55 at least he accepts his past

  • @Nawrly17
    @Nawrly17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "What if she's hot.....ON GOD?"
    I died laughing 😂

  • @boop53
    @boop53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    would love to see an “Atheist in heaven” skit and the christian went “WHAT THE FU-“

    • @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana
      @UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure they would react to the authoritarian Kingdom of God much more viscerally than any Atheists there.

  • @RedFaded
    @RedFaded 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This gives old TH-cam vibes and its amazing

  • @dimitrispapadopoulos9477
    @dimitrispapadopoulos9477 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So relatable bro 💯

  • @mnemosyne1337
    @mnemosyne1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Lol that’d be so funny to see the religious hypocrites down there.

    • @Bacon2000.
      @Bacon2000. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed don't confuse us with religious hypocrites

    • @Bacon2000.
      @Bacon2000. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The religious hypocrites are so prevelant it's Annoying I s saw a Christian the other day say "I'm gay but I'm Christian " those are two contradicting things I also hate people who are like "kill all gay people" like Christans are supposed to love everyone but hate the sin they do being gay is a sin but we still love gay people like how you can love your alcoholic uncle but not support him being a alcoholic

    • @spicyshizz2850
      @spicyshizz2850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bacon2000. you mean different religion

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@spicyshizz2850
      No just religious hypocrites
      Regardless of religion

    • @yeezyskeezy8039
      @yeezyskeezy8039 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fuck is a religious hypocrite

  • @astericks53
    @astericks53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    “You go to church everyday but dont realize when one of his miracles is sitting on your couch without a bra”

  • @redrasegarden
    @redrasegarden 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “I’d pay the devil twice as much to keep your soul” seems like an appropriate quote here

  • @bigboibebop
    @bigboibebop ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Remember guys, it’s not a sin if she’s hot. The boys in hell told me so.

  • @echospace7347
    @echospace7347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    1:40 ON GOD LMAO

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    You're not true friends unless you can shit on your friend for being in the same situation as you.

  • @xXxQ014ProdigyN8xXx
    @xXxQ014ProdigyN8xXx ปีที่แล้ว

    Zach is my fav actor of all time ive watched every video a million times never gets old

  • @No-dy3zk
    @No-dy3zk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I tell you what the perfect hell is for people who do things just for the sole reason of hoping it will get them into heaven.
    That hell for them is heaven. Let me explain. They die and suddenly wake up in heaven. At first they will have a great time. But slowly over time they will start to feel like something is off or wrong. This feeling will slowly grow over time until they break and begged to be sent to hell. Rinse and repeat for all of eternity.

  • @placeholderblankspace
    @placeholderblankspace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Zach has evolved into appearing onscreen with another person... himself

  • @jonquilgemstone
    @jonquilgemstone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    2:27 That, right there, shows how prideful and presumptuous that friend was. Also, his "I did everything right" shows the same superficial misunderstanding as an atheist, that someone can just cash in brownie points by following the rules.

    • @TallicaMan1986
      @TallicaMan1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Yep. Literally everything you did in your life and the motives behind them will be laid bare.
      I highly doubt anyone who's religious and is only doing good because they will go to heaven is actually going to heaven.
      The motive has to be purely selfless. It has to come from you actually being a good person from the heart/soul.

    • @sayonara963
      @sayonara963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      A lot of christians and people have mistaken is that through your works, you’ll be saved. Jesus already paid the price. I think following the bible is a way we can share and honor God, not necessarily save ourselves from our sins. We are already saved, and thus we do good works to others to thank God. The bible isnt for “good people”, it’s for flawed people who wanted to make improvement to their life, and straighten themselves out. It’s christians way how to have hope despite past mistakes and have something to look up for.

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pride is a deadly sin.

    • @anaryl
      @anaryl ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@seanhartnett79 Not as deadly as twenty bucks apparently.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory ปีที่แล้ว

      Even if you did everything right you still have to pay for that one bitch that ate a fruit.

  • @coultersheppard2052
    @coultersheppard2052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I did everything right" _and that was your first mistake!_

  • @ladyoblivious
    @ladyoblivious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When the worst of the worst friend you have/had drags you to hell with them just cause.
    And having to listen to them forever....truly the thing of nightmares.

  • @greenstonegecko
    @greenstonegecko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Who am I to judge"
    -God
    This is fucking genius

  • @VerrouSuo
    @VerrouSuo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:03
    i... i actually really like sweaters...

  • @siresorb1419
    @siresorb1419 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude you're like totally throwing off the vibes of my pearly gates...

  • @soullessginger9912
    @soullessginger9912 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If hell really does exist most christians will probably end up in hell anyway cause they pick and choose shit from the bible that they want to live by instead of actually following the ENTIRE thing. Like for example they like to say "if you don't believe in God you're going to hell" or they'll act like you're as bad as the devil, while the bible also says only god can judge. So you going out of your way to judge someone regardless of what that book says you're going against gods wishes right? And i grew up in religion and going to church and most Christians are really judgy people, i even had a pastor basically call me ugly. He looked at me and gestered to my face and said "dont worry we'll ask god to fix that." How judgeful can you be? They pick and choose what suits their wants and leave the other shit out but then have the nerve to lecture everyone else even though they themselves dont commit to god fully.

    • @fvvcccc4307
      @fvvcccc4307 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @Vezvein
      @Vezvein 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      First of all we are all sinners in need of a Savior because God's standard to enter heaven is perfection. Christians are still imperfect. He will accept nothing less. Romans 3:23 (KJV) For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God. -> By accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior your acknowledging that he died, was buried, and resurrected the third day to pay for your sin debt in his blood. Hence "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation." Romans 10:9-13 KJV
      Ephesians 2:8-10 King James Version (KJV)
      For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: not of works, lest any man should boast. For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.
      Not everyone who confesses to be Christian truly believes in Jesus.
      1 John 2:19 They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us.
      Ephesians 1:13 “In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise,"
      There are two parts that make up the bible. (The Old Testament) (The New Testament)
      1. The Old Testament the Age of the Law.
      2. The New Testament (now) is during the time of the age of grace which will shortly come to an end sometime this year. (rapture of the church)
      Matthew 7:21-23
      King James Version
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      Mathew 7:21-23 refers to the Christians who are rejected from entering heaven for believing in a works based salvation. (We are only made worthy through the blood of Jesus Christ the Son of God who already fulfilled the law paying for our sin debt.) Salvation cannot be lost unless if you renounce Jesus. If you are still alive you can still repent & turn back to Christ before it is too late.
      As for the will of the Father, Jesus made it pretty clear.
      John 6:38-40
      38 For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me.
      39 And this is the Father's will which hath sent me, that of all which he hath given me I should lose nothing, but should raise it up again at the last day.
      40 And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day.
      2 John 1:9
      "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son"
      Romans 8:9-11
      "But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his"
      To tell if someone is reborn it is simple.
      2 Corinthians 5:17 in the King James Version of the Bible states, "Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new."
      Matthew 7:16-20
      King James Version
      16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
      17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
      18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
      19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
      20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
      We are all sinners and make mistakes but overall we are justified in the eyes of God through our faith in Jesus Christ & his finished work on the cross. Those who are true reborn Christians physically cannot live in deliberate sin. It is repulsive. Yet we still sin because we are in a fleshly corruptable body.
      Romans 7:13-25
      Struggling with Sin
      13 Was then that which is good made death unto me? God forbid. But sin, that it might appear sin, working death in me by that which is good; that sin by the commandment might become exceeding sinful.
      14 For we know that the law is spiritual: but I am carnal, sold under sin. 15 For that which I do I allow not: for what I would, that do I not; but what I hate, that do I. 16 If then I do that which I would not, I consent unto the law that it is good. 17 Now then it is no more I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in me. 18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not. 19 For the good that I would I do not: but the evil which I would not, that I do. 20 Now if I do that I would not, it is no more I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in me.
      21 I find then a law, that, when I would do good, evil is present with me. 22 For I delight in the law of God after the inward man: 23 But I see another law in my members, warring against the law of my mind, and bringing me into captivity to the law of sin which is in my members. 24 O wretched man that I am! who shall deliver me from the body of this death? 25 I thank God through Jesus Christ our Lord. So then with the mind I myself serve the law of God; but with the flesh the law of sin.
      I hope this helps clear up some of your questions regarding Christianity. Remember that Jesus came down because it was impossible for anybody to enter the Kingdom of heaven without him & his finished work on the cross. If you are judging the religion based off of Christians' actions then you are ignorant.
      Revelation 22:11-17
      King James Version
      11 He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still.
      12 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
      13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
      14 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
      15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
      16 I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.
      17 And the Spirit and the bride say, Come. And let him that heareth say, Come. And let him that is athirst come. And whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely.
      Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

  • @drigondii
    @drigondii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    On that “lying” thing, yes, actually, presumption is a mortal sin.

    • @EnigmaEnginseer
      @EnigmaEnginseer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So what you’re telling me is that assuming someone does something or that something will happen is grounds for eternal damnation?

    • @drigondii
      @drigondii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@EnigmaEnginseer no it specifically refers to presuming God’s forgiveness

    • @brook_angel
      @brook_angel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@drigondii does this also include presuming God's damnation?

    • @drigondii
      @drigondii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@brook_angel presuming one's own damnation is the sin of despair.

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I believe that is also pride.

  • @Zekr0_
    @Zekr0_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Now if you will be so kind enough to post a reference to that babysitter which you described in this video. I promise i wanna go to heaven

    • @duffpaddy3996
      @duffpaddy3996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let's see what president Jackson thinks about this.

  • @Jareds-Park
    @Jareds-Park ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I’ll keep him in hell it seems to be what he wants”
    Best thing I’ve heard all week

  • @908animates
    @908animates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is human comedy at its finest like damn bro

  • @bwackbeedows3629
    @bwackbeedows3629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I love his early 2000s vibe and humor. It's like a breath of fresh, nostalgic air 😭

  • @idaniluz652
    @idaniluz652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    remember the video in which he Pascal wagered 20$? apparently it was more than a joke.

  • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
    @ShadowReaper-pu2hx ปีที่แล้ว

    Conversations like this happen in my head all the time.

  • @zrevan4262
    @zrevan4262 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:22
    I cant get enough of that blublubbblubbbeelubeeebee

  • @GreenDude_Gaming
    @GreenDude_Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    this makes sense considering almost every single religion says that if you don't believe in that religion you go to hell meaning if the Muslim religion is correct then all Christian and Jews go to hell and vice versa

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pretty sure he has at least one video concerning the whole “turns out the answer was X is the right religion.”

    • @ZikedY
      @ZikedY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well I mean Muslims, Jews, and Christians follow the same God, so not sure if those was the best three to choose from

    • @fckin_waaaaaa7506
      @fckin_waaaaaa7506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In islam, not that simple, at a surface level, 'if you know what islam is and are invited, and refuse to accept allah as your god, and muhammad (saw) as his messenger. You will go to hell' but it isnt so simple, firstly every persons fate cant be recognised by people, it is their and gods matter. And people can be excused based on multiple factors.

    • @user-cp1ku6kr6z
      @user-cp1ku6kr6z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We all know that only Mormons go to Heaven

    • @OzzieStorm
      @OzzieStorm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No disrespect but thats the equivalent of judging a book by its cover and a clear indication of a take of someone who haven't done nearly enough research.

  • @michaelfields849
    @michaelfields849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "because if I was so bad, then there's no need to be sad. 'Cause everybody else will be there too, Including you" 🎶 still one of my favorite lyrics and I think it fits pretty well

    • @SezmoistheWorst
      @SezmoistheWorst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah a fellow person of culture. Another relevant lyric: "God thinks you are a waste of flesh".

    • @Mythmasyer4728
      @Mythmasyer4728 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SezmoistheWorst what song is that

    • @SezmoistheWorst
      @SezmoistheWorst ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mythmasyer4728 the first is hell in a hand basket. The second is God thinks both by Aurelio Voltaire.

  • @CompanionCube
    @CompanionCube 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i like how cozy hell looks

  • @swaggerdagger8976
    @swaggerdagger8976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Bruh I can tell you really wanted to make this

  • @trevorlee7953
    @trevorlee7953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I can confirm as his child Trevor I didn’t like Bible camp.
    I actually went to Bible camp and had a bad experience with the organizer. Apparently we the guys dorm would stay up to like 12 they would talk about girls in a rude manner. So the next day apparently one of the girls said all the guys were talking crap when myself nor my room or any room I had visited said anything. The next day the organizer who’s like 5 feet tall goes full drill instructor mode and lines every guy along the walls of the dorm and yells about how wrong it was of “us” to do that and whenever someone said that they didn’t do anything he just yelled louder. And to make this even worse we were constantly doing activities, but you could only get like 3-6 hours of sleep. Other times I went it was usually good tho, just that one time. The combination of bad management and probably a couple of liars or dumb people caused problems. It’s not all bad though. To be clear I’m still strong in my beliefs of Christ, I just didn’t like the guys who was running camp that one time.

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounds like a lot of religious people I know.

    • @eatmyslamwich6973
      @eatmyslamwich6973 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always find it funny how real religious types who do this stuff seem to come across as someone who thinks they are doing you a favior.

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Why are you a christian out of all religions?
      What is more evil then having an innocent person take your punishment just so that you can get away scott-free of whatever vile actions you might have done during your lifetime?

    • @sossololpipi9633
      @sossololpipi9633 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 i mean to be fair that "innocent person" is (in mainstream christianity) just god. Like god sacrificing himself to himself. He loves that kind of self-indulgent melodrama

    • @trevorlee7953
      @trevorlee7953 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@youtubestudiosucks978, the Bible, the word of my God says if “if you love me you will keep my commandments” and “Faith without works is dead”. The Bible never said you are therefore allowed to get away with vile acts in life because you’re saved, but that you should repent from vile acts because you’ve been saved.

  • @Masqueey
    @Masqueey ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching this video and wanting to like it, only to find that I have apparently not only already seen it, but also liked it

  • @theastonvillaseal585
    @theastonvillaseal585 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    He did not hold back… Charlie’s Inferno but better

  • @cosmicvoidtree
    @cosmicvoidtree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    If we all get sent to hell (which lets be honest, we're all going to) Zach's gonna be either the life of the party or the only one going to heaven