France vs Italy: Who would win in a war? (2018)

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  • France vs Italy talks about a hypothetical modern day war between two said belligerents. It analyzes the positioning and number of their forces, as well as the geographical features that might come into play in such a conflict, before delivering a final verdict.
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  • @Binkov
    @Binkov  5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Help us pick a topic to be made into a video! A new poll is up over at binkov.com/vote Will it be Portugal vs Spain? China Invading Taiwan? Armenia vs Azerbaijan? Or US invading Iran?

    • @TheGPR101
      @TheGPR101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      China v Vietnam? US invasion of Cuba or Myanmar?

    • @sanderskovly7641
      @sanderskovly7641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can you do Switzerland vs France, Italy, Austria and Germany (their neigbours). How long can they hold?!

    • @cpawp
      @cpawp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      China invading Taiwan, tres interessante - US invading Iran - the same. Do it, thx.

    • @mahmuttuncer8890
      @mahmuttuncer8890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Armenia VS Azerbaijan Pls Bro

    • @wotan124
      @wotan124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      italy is better 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

  • @ottoneiii4353
    @ottoneiii4353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

    france vs italy aftermath: the quality of the food in the world drop down drastically

    • @danieleeeee
      @danieleeeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ottone III ahahahahahahh

    • @jeanvaljean4876
      @jeanvaljean4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Andrea Gomez Did you ever try all french recipes? There are way more that you could think. Love italian food btw

    • @r4nd0mguuy38
      @r4nd0mguuy38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      There would still be japan.

    • @leonardodavid2842
      @leonardodavid2842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bastien arrondeau I think highly of French cousine, as an Italian.

    • @giulianocastelli7712
      @giulianocastelli7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rip pizza

  • @rileysmith9843
    @rileysmith9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Switzerland: This show is great.

    • @brigittewittwer5100
      @brigittewittwer5100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm from switzerland. And believe me...we can destroy italy and france.

    • @supgd9043
      @supgd9043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *eats popcorn*

    • @vaxmartinez2462
      @vaxmartinez2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@brigittewittwer5100 continue dreaming

    • @goombagang5080
      @goombagang5080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@brigittewittwer5100 Lool France destroy switzerland..

    • @pgdsfcv5552
      @pgdsfcv5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@brigittewittwer5100
      France: Hahah we have the nuclear bomb !!
      Switzerland: Yes okay
      France: ??

  • @beccacciniyt2525
    @beccacciniyt2525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    I’m Italian,
    Tomorrow i will buy 5000 tanks

    • @mirkoclay2357
      @mirkoclay2357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ahahhahahah

    • @SuperLusername
      @SuperLusername 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you buy them?

    • @puma3039
      @puma3039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Io sono italiano

    • @bilelhachimi5863
      @bilelhachimi5863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      French people call 9 guys. They are ready for invasion.

    • @not_impressed169
      @not_impressed169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Grande così se vince una guerra

  • @kori8527
    @kori8527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Italy: France has no BIDET!
    France: *Le offended*

    • @donmatteonero3701
      @donmatteonero3701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahha

    • @niccoloaudano6608
      @niccoloaudano6608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Però il bidet è importante

    • @unemusiqueunjour
      @unemusiqueunjour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bidet is a French word btw

    • @KipsTr
      @KipsTr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ma che cazzo vuole questa commenta sempre

    • @Raff-expo
      @Raff-expo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Non è un'offesa, è solo la verità 😂

  • @marcolino269
    @marcolino269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    Guys I don't wanna interrupt your original jokes, but WWII actually ended more than 70 years ago

    • @giuseppeottaviani9673
      @giuseppeottaviani9673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You think they know about the repubblica sociale...you think most of the people here have studied at school...omg

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Did it? Hmm... not so sure about that. (Looks at peace treaties)
      Oh, i guess you're right. Carry on then. (Cough) Vive la France! (Cough)

    • @giuseppeottaviani9673
      @giuseppeottaviani9673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Deridus ?....what do u mean 😊

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      War may have ended, but...
      It's France and Italy. Most Frenchmen and Italians I've met enjoy a good fight. Far as I can see, if they like to fight, why should I get in the way? If it's a fair and entertaining fight, hell, I'll buy both sides a beer.

    • @giuseppeottaviani9673
      @giuseppeottaviani9673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Deridus .....i prefer vodka 😊

  • @mattias9338
    @mattias9338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    The only war can be for the wine 🇫🇷🇮🇹

    • @gabrielebeneventi3436
      @gabrielebeneventi3436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      L'Italia fa il vino migliore al mondo!
      Translation: Italy makes the best wine in the world!

    • @francisco7517
      @francisco7517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@gabrielebeneventi3436 actually the best known wine is the Champagne so...

    • @loris4554
      @loris4554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@francisco7517 Hold my wine🍷🇮🇹

    • @deadgaming5387
      @deadgaming5387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Un italiano qualunque Hahahah

    • @loris4554
      @loris4554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@deadgaming5387 Lo champagne sono una delle cose più in sovrapprezzo che io abbia mai visto in tutta la mia vita.

  • @gabrielemaifredi2342
    @gabrielemaifredi2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Video: France vs Italy
    Reality:
    France: we have the Gioconda.
    Italy: 2006.
    France: Mafia.
    Italy: we have pizza
    Germany: I attack Poland!!

    • @Matias_3008
      @Matias_3008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Well actually The Gioconda is italian

    • @honestpenaldo
      @honestpenaldo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gabriele Maifredi don't bring germany into this

    • @gabrielemaifredi2342
      @gabrielemaifredi2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Matias_3008 yes, but in the past Leonardo da Vinci donated it to the France, and now the italians, like me, want her back

    • @Matias_3008
      @Matias_3008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gabrielemaifredi2342 In realtà è leonardo che l'ha donata/venduta ai francesi quindi la gioconda è francese

    • @josukehigashikata2248
      @josukehigashikata2248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But the gioconda was created in italy and we have the divina commedia

  • @Historyboi-vn7gd
    @Historyboi-vn7gd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    This video exist
    Italians: I don't wanna fight my brothers
    French: I don't wanna fight my brothers
    Other people: *you have to fight*

    • @warzik5910
      @warzik5910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@Matias_3008 I'm french and nobody hates Italy :p

    • @davidepapa8201
      @davidepapa8201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@warzik5910 I'm italian and not all italian hate France, I love France

    • @georgelyddane8283
      @georgelyddane8283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      _ Matias _ since when...? I lived in Italy and Malta for some of my life (I now live in the US) and we love France

    • @DiablO18btp
      @DiablO18btp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Matias_3008 As a french I dont see any hate against Italy. Maybe a little bit of indifference...Medias always talks about Germany tbh

    • @plebonhomme6982
      @plebonhomme6982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Honestly, France has no problem with Italy but I don't know why Italians always bark over France. It seems that they have a complex.

  • @EmperorTigerstar
    @EmperorTigerstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2216

    "Italy has far less [overseas possessions]." Yes, none is less than 11.

    • @leithesocialistyuricon8981
      @leithesocialistyuricon8981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      *cough cough* I think Sardinia counts... and Sicily

    • @sandrojones8068
      @sandrojones8068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Whoo! Sono Siciliano!

    • @Knoloaify
      @Knoloaify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Sardinia and Sicily aren't really "overseas", they're right next to Italy.

    • @dansea6686
      @dansea6686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      è che per noi il colonialismo è giustamente finito. i galli controllano ancora nazioni intere in africa. ma questo meglio non dirlo in inglese o la gente potrebbe aprire gli occhi.

    • @user-ee6ft6hz8v
      @user-ee6ft6hz8v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Forza Italia and Salvini!

  • @johnf.kennedy1
    @johnf.kennedy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    United States vs Vatican

    • @waardlafrance110
      @waardlafrance110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      with the rule: without allies, the Vatican will not have the power of God ^^

    • @leithesocialistyuricon8981
      @leithesocialistyuricon8981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I guess you could say... America would get... *pope smacked*

    • @sandrojones8068
      @sandrojones8068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      God just comes in and tramples Washington D.C

    • @ethandrake5380
      @ethandrake5380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @berto lino wooosh

    • @waardlafrance110
      @waardlafrance110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      but the pope is destroying the White House from Paradise xd

  • @kori8527
    @kori8527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    Video:
    WAR ITALY VS FRANCE!
    Reality:
    France: Yo dude, wanna go get some coffee?
    Italy: Lol sure, lemme just call Greece and Spain.

    • @samuthemapper600
      @samuthemapper600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wat u mean

    • @miguel.a.d.6078
      @miguel.a.d.6078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agree

    • @andrea_6405
      @andrea_6405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      FRA LOR 2709 la campagna contro i galli need to be reapeted

    • @freddiebernhardt4202
      @freddiebernhardt4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrea_6405 ti amo.

    • @CattoWasTaken
      @CattoWasTaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @FraLor_ 1208 no, ha detto che non ci sará mai una guerra(il messaggio era quello), ha nominato Spagna e Grecia perchè sono due nazioni sorelle dell'Italia e "alleate francesi". infatti spagnoli, greci e italiani hanno un motto che é: "una faccia una razza."

  • @Historyboi-vn7gd
    @Historyboi-vn7gd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    France: I declare war
    Italy: Vatican annex me
    God: turns French military in to baguettes

  • @tonyhawk94
    @tonyhawk94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    As a French i hope this will never happen again, Italians are latin brothers. 🇫🇷 🇮🇹

    • @kafidiolo
      @kafidiolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    • @FilippoR
      @FilippoR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      wtf NO

    • @MaiSent
      @MaiSent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Aw man we've been fucking each other's wifes for centuries at this point, doesn't that mean we'd be friends by now ?

    • @FRDACN
      @FRDACN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      il faut vaincre les anglosaxons

    • @FRDACN
      @FRDACN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Filippo Ricci che cazzo dici

  • @antonioasero1421
    @antonioasero1421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    Bastano 3 paracudisti della folgore per conquistare la corsica

    • @alessandromaceroni8810
      @alessandromaceroni8810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hahahaha si

    • @lucafz6597
      @lucafz6597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      no ne basta 1 solo, gli altri 2 semplicemente fanno le riprese

    • @PS3GOLDEN
      @PS3GOLDEN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ouais bien-sûr, une bombe atomique et c'est réglée

    • @aresrahl4218
      @aresrahl4218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@PS3GOLDEN L'Italia è il Paese più bello del mondo. Roma caput mundi! Viva l'Italia

    • @stilesendrit8924
      @stilesendrit8924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Pure le ciabatte lanciate dalle madri addestrate

  • @marcsugi
    @marcsugi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    ..but France got Asterix and Obelix...

  • @saitamayourdaddy7008
    @saitamayourdaddy7008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Love Italy from Mars💪❤

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pluto

    • @a.g.styles3500
      @a.g.styles3500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      🇮🇹 ❤ Mars. The only brother planet of Italy.
      Fascists on Mars is my favourite movie.

    • @a.g.styles3500
      @a.g.styles3500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Zanzara Fascisti su Marte è un film comico di Corrado Guzzanti che prende in giro un gruppo di camerati che vogliono conquistare un pianeta secondo loro comunista ( per l'appunto il pianeta "rosso" ).

    • @danieleeeee
      @danieleeeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Love Italy from Venus🇮🇹❤️

    • @mrronron7328
      @mrronron7328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love Mars who love Italy who love french from the sun

  • @mickmickymick6927
    @mickmickymick6927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Normally these comments are full of 'No China is the best' 'No it's India, China sucks' 'No it's Pakistan', etc. Now it's just full of unfunny memes.

    • @Nyx-kb7ze
      @Nyx-kb7ze 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mick Mickymick ikr

    • @Shakirbindahir1998
      @Shakirbindahir1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nationalism is no joke

    • @byc6230
      @byc6230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t usually see Chinese here.

    • @aneesh2115
      @aneesh2115 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@byc6230 they can't access the internet. Censorship

    • @byc6230
      @byc6230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They could, just not FB and TH-cam. My Chinese friend told me to use VPN while I was travelling in China so I could still use whatever I want, but it is kinda slow with VPN. However I found most of them don't really care since they have Chinese equivalents. Most of them don't speak English so they don't usually use our websites.

  • @fgiuh5413
    @fgiuh5413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Vatican VS San Marino

    • @DCDVassili
      @DCDVassili 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      With atomic bomb

    • @marcsalle3709
      @marcsalle3709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The problem is that both of them are under Italian Army protection

    • @magikman481
      @magikman481 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marcsalle3709 one of the rules is no allies

    • @ursoj1235
      @ursoj1235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *San Marino vs Andorra*

    • @mrronron7328
      @mrronron7328 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vatican vs Russia

  • @cursedsatan1592
    @cursedsatan1592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Italy and france can make an alliance called: *Food Bros*

  • @lugie
    @lugie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    We always say we hate french but we are brothers: love france from italy

    • @MrWassup45
      @MrWassup45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Everyone whos friends with france hate the french a little

    • @jejd2286
      @jejd2286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@MrWassup45 i guess it's because of our victory during world champions .. ( aha kiding ) i would be quite in a bad position with my half french italian blood if a war were to happen

    • @mrronron7328
      @mrronron7328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Love Italy from france (but our food still better)

    • @gxstsfr
      @gxstsfr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mister Ronron no you can’t say this

    • @mrronron7328
      @mrronron7328 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gxstsfr OH YES I CAN

  • @ariannapomella7456
    @ariannapomella7456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    I hope that this will never happen!
    🇮🇹❤️🇫🇷
    Just peace🙌🏻🤞🏻

    • @zlxs2132
      @zlxs2132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Europe always want a war even the tow national wars are just between European ppl such stupid ppl lol
      Edit : all the respect for Norway, Sweden and Switzerland

    • @swuabb4440
      @swuabb4440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fratelli d’italia

    • @flav0304
      @flav0304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      PARIS IS ROME

    • @godisdeadandwememedhim4174
      @godisdeadandwememedhim4174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm Italian and we and shitty French hate each other the war is inevitable

    • @godisdeadandwememedhim4174
      @godisdeadandwememedhim4174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @f p you tu traditore di Giulio Cesare alleato della gallia

  • @BanBootlicking
    @BanBootlicking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    *Already rolling my eyes for all incoming "France would just surrender" jokes... -_-

    • @loma_pl1931
      @loma_pl1931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      And Italy would change sides... (-_-)

    • @bobyjacko4957
      @bobyjacko4957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Findlay Robertson And they are wrong.
      www.google.fr/amp/s/chrishernandezauthor.com/2013/07/09/working-with-the-french-army/amp/

    • @loma_pl1931
      @loma_pl1931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      +Findlay Robertson Yes the reason is Anglo-Saxon French bashing since the US imperialist invasion of Irak in 2003 which France was against.
      And also the reason is that France has the best military victory ratio in Europe, since the 5th century.

    • @loma_pl1931
      @loma_pl1931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +Findlay Robertson Ok you random scotish kid.
      First of all I remember that France was your maybe only ally with Ireland against England in the Middle Ages that right ?
      Then about honor and cowardness don't give lessons to the French people when:
      - in 52 BC they fought the Romans until the LAST men
      (3 million Gauls died).
      - In 732 at Tours they defeated the invading Muslims (they saved Europe btw)
      - In 1098 rushed to Jerusalem to save Christianity
      - In the hundred years war defeated the English invader (all of England spoke French back there btw)
      - France was the world leader of military advances since 1400's to the 1900's
      - France was the most powerfull country in the World between 1600's and 1815.
      - France controled 1/6 of the world
      - France resisted to the Prussian superpower in 1914-1918 by itself (80% of allied troops were French)
      - And in 1940 you should know that its the French troops who covered your Scotish and English ass in Dunkirk while you were running and escaping the Battleflied toward England...

    • @BanBootlicking
      @BanBootlicking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Ahmid'ou Miahn Banzillah Dogh'o Issou Chanclasos
      @Findley Robertson
      It's funny (rather sad actually) how a lot Brits have resumed their age-old hostility towards the French since Brexit. I've noticed that many English speakers have been spreading a lot of anti-France propaganda lately. The France always loses myth is one of them. Unfortunately, it appears to be working. I've noticed, that a lot of young to middle-aged Germans are eating this nonesense up. This is worrisome.
      Know that my point of view is from Switzerland, a country which has a recent history of remaining as neutral as possible.
      The French have been our neighbours for a very long time. They are no cowards -- and the Italians (also our neighbours) don't just switch sides on a whim either. History is a bit more complicated than that! Look it up!
      Edit: Seriously, you only need to scratch the surface here, to debunk the premise of that stupid myth. France has had an empire that stretched over multiple continents too. You can't do that when you're a bunch of cowards that constantly surrender/lose.

  • @napalm5150
    @napalm5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    But WFT? In the comment:
    1A lot of people of many country support Italy but anybody support France;
    2A lot of French say that Italy is a friend of France and some Italian insult them and say that the hate them.
    I'm Italien and i love France. We are latin brothers 🇨🇵❤🇮🇹

    • @stealth.hawk.
      @stealth.hawk. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      because France is one of most powerful country in the world and everyone hate us ...

    • @LaGeur21
      @LaGeur21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thanks for this comment brother 🇫🇷🙏🇮🇹

    • @AntonioMarino5763
      @AntonioMarino5763 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      U offended France is an imbecile!

    • @67claudius
      @67claudius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@stealth.hawk. The Italians in general don't hate France, maybe we don't like certain French attitudes...like to think of yourself as a great power.

    • @cedrikdurand4740
      @cedrikdurand4740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@67claudius um... France is a great power though. How is it not?

  • @omminogrezzo6553
    @omminogrezzo6553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Italy and France will fight only for the Monalisa painting

    • @omminogrezzo6553
      @omminogrezzo6553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Monika Hefti good choice 😂😂

    • @bonumdalek7107
      @bonumdalek7107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Monika Hefti Nooooooo! We like fighting with the French. Well, thinking about it we have many more reasons to fight the French!

    • @popkhorne5372
      @popkhorne5372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No need to, we never fought for it, we bought it. In fact, may i remind you that it is a very close friend of leonardo who brought it ? Not to mention you guys too have tons of french art in your museums.
      P-S : Also, i think the Joconde is the most overrated painting of all time. I wouldnt even be sad to see it gone, it will make one less blob of people in the Louvre. But contrarly to many other possessions countries have, (looking at you UK ^^) this one was acquired lawfully.

    • @banditop276
      @banditop276 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bonumdalek7107 tu es italien ??😃😃

    • @msantoro3401
      @msantoro3401 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes becouse french stole us la fottuta gioconda

  • @DCDVassili
    @DCDVassili 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Pizza vs baguette, food war! 🥖🍕

    • @waardlafrance110
      @waardlafrance110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      food war, hard to decide, neutral result for me ^^

    • @26Umut98
      @26Umut98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Pizza wins.

    • @xmifi
      @xmifi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a though one.

    • @MrCordycep
      @MrCordycep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mozzarella versus brie cheese.

    • @xmifi
      @xmifi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's easy . Mozzarella all the way :D

  • @Mortebianca
    @Mortebianca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    We can use the BRENNERO'S tunnel to sneak troops :DDDD

  • @Matteo-ks6fn
    @Matteo-ks6fn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I prefer some like this...
    "Commander! Incoming Crepes Suzettes!"
    "Sweet or salty?"
    "Sweet, Commander!"
    "Damn! All men, counterattack with a salvo of pesto lasagna and calabrian salami cruise missiles!"
    "Sir, escargots are outflanking us!"
    "They had it coming, lieutenant! Finish them of with limoncello tear gas!"
    Whoever wins, i'll leave the battlefield well fed and well drunk...

  • @leeonhell9184
    @leeonhell9184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    As a french , I love Italy wich is my favorite country after mother land. I would never accept to go to war against any Italian. Viva Italia.

    • @sanchisimone5004
      @sanchisimone5004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lionel Q thanks i appreciate it

    • @0o0_user10
      @0o0_user10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤝

    • @gauntlettcf5669
      @gauntlettcf5669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Much love from Italy, French brother! Longue vie à la France!

    • @yeahboi7779
      @yeahboi7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you are the only French i like. Thanks for that

    • @leeonhell9184
      @leeonhell9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yeahboi7779 Thanks. I think a majority of french people love Italy and Italians...except when we play football;)

  • @FulkNerraIII
    @FulkNerraIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    When you make a uneducated "France Surrenders" joke, you just show how little you actually know about military history.

    • @lordofkiwi5144
      @lordofkiwi5144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      High command was a bunch of old and arrogant WW1 veteran and they did absolute shit on all level.
      BUT the French soldiers did all they could in the face of superior forces in numbers and tactics. In reality the campaign of France has cost much more than expected to the Germans. The garrisons of the maginot line were threatened with being treated as traitors by the command because they did not want to surrender.

    • @sgt_chouquette2414
      @sgt_chouquette2414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well the Germans were just to strong for anyone at the begining of WWII, and that's exactly why they won all their battles until 1942.

    • @thomascatty379
      @thomascatty379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You're right, I feel like Americans ignore pre-1776 history

    • @duduchannel6729
      @duduchannel6729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sgt_chouquette2414 No, they weren't the strongest during 1939 and 1940, they had shitty equipment

    • @03056932
      @03056932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why do their tanks have more reverse than forward gears then?

  • @activekrash3205
    @activekrash3205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Je suis français, vive l Italie, vive la France.🇫🇷🇮🇹🇫🇷🇮🇹 jamais je ferai la guerre à mes chers voisins italiens.

  • @ilkay5538
    @ilkay5538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Support Italy 🇮🇹 From Turkey 🇹🇷

    • @plebonhomme6982
      @plebonhomme6982 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alperenbaser5595 And you? You Mongols thinks that you are Anatolian?

    • @styt1619
      @styt1619 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lbiomio5738 fuck you

    • @halil6111
      @halil6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ilkay usen You love these traitors🤬
      Kardeşim degmez bu hainleri sevmeye sırtından vururlar adamı !!!!!!!

    • @francoislegallio4238
      @francoislegallio4238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Support Kurdistan's independence from France 🇫🇷

    • @halil6111
      @halil6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Francois Legallio protect your own ass before you😁

  • @SuperLusername
    @SuperLusername 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Croatia wins because all the tourists run away from Italy and France to Croatia, while Spain is still at war with UK from one of the previous videos.

    • @Marcus51090
      @Marcus51090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Evilsamar na they friends again lol, Spain gets U.K. money and U.K. gets to send drunk tourists to the Costa del sol again balance resorted lol

    • @50mits
      @50mits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      >tourism
      >croatia
      Pick one

    • @SuperLusername
      @SuperLusername 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@50mits I dont follow

    • @50mits
      @50mits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SuperLusername Why has Croatia anything to do with tourism?

    • @SuperLusername
      @SuperLusername 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@50mits Is that a serious question? Croatia lives off tourism.

  • @josefstalin3726
    @josefstalin3726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Se accerchiamo Montecarlo capitoleranno subito

    • @jfraz5947
      @jfraz5947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Montecarlo non era in Italia? 😂

    • @alessandromaceroni8810
      @alessandromaceroni8810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Diglielo

    • @alessandromaceroni8810
      @alessandromaceroni8810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jfraz5947 era.. ma i francesi selo sono' ripreso....comunque non e italiano

    • @leonardodavid2842
      @leonardodavid2842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alessandro Maceroni in teoria è ancora Italico.

    • @leonardodavid2842
      @leonardodavid2842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Denis Diderot Ed anche più ricchi dei Francesi e Tedeschi comunque. Sono I primi al mondo in Reddito per capita.
      Comunque il monegasco non é un mischio tra Francese ed Italiano, ma un dialetto Ligure, punto. Comunque in Monaco soltanto una minoranza lo parla ormai. Le lingue più parlate sono il Francese (quella ufficiale), seguita dall'Italiano (riconosciuta dallo stato come lingua secondaria) ed il Monegasco terso.
      Etnicamente i veri Monegaschi rimangono sempre in minoranza, con una maggioranza di immigrati Francesi ed Italiani.

  • @TheFreshman321
    @TheFreshman321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Support Italy from U.K. 🇬🇧🇮🇹

    • @leonardodavid2842
      @leonardodavid2842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wrong flag 😬. Maybe you joking, but that is the Irish flag!!! And Ireland is next to you, I am down here and I know that.
      There is no way... your joking.

    • @paolovestita9276
      @paolovestita9276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thank you but that is the Irish flag my friend 😅 Italy🇮🇹 Ireland🇮🇪

    • @splashlol1638
      @splashlol1638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro the UK has lost Ireland a lot of years ago

    • @jamesperkbs9005
      @jamesperkbs9005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🇬🇧 hmmm what’s up doc 🐰🥕

    • @deutscheskaiserreich9116
      @deutscheskaiserreich9116 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Christian Burris, hello my friend, good flag! :)

  • @antikebee2070
    @antikebee2070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Everybody knows the answer:
    France surrenders and Italy switches side and fights with France against itself.

    • @nickfisa490
      @nickfisa490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW

    • @Joemama-ml2cj
      @Joemama-ml2cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      France gave life to USA;things they was no able to do lonely.
      France is the 1st country with battle victories ans probably the country with the bigger history in the world.
      I think your brain is not able to understand it

    • @edween8576
      @edween8576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHA LOL LMAO!!!! i am laughing so hard what funny creative and original jokes

    • @antikebee2070
      @antikebee2070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Joemama-ml2cj Of course I know. Napoleon, US independence, etc. but the joke is more focused on france in WW2

    • @Joemama-ml2cj
      @Joemama-ml2cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@antikebee2070 i don't like frenchbashing,that's all

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    They flew an espresso machine up to the space station for an Italian astronaut. There is NOTHING they won't do to win a war now.

    • @riccardoofficial2367
      @riccardoofficial2367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love your humor from Italy

    • @B4R0N.
      @B4R0N. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You just made my day!

    • @frarom555
      @frarom555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hai ragione

  • @winnielourson9229
    @winnielourson9229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Nous sommes alliés 🇫🇷❤🇮🇹

    • @aquilaitaliana9312
      @aquilaitaliana9312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Nizza🇮🇹 Corsica🇮🇹 Savoia🇮🇹 Mentone🇮🇹

    • @aquilaitaliana9312
      @aquilaitaliana9312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@lbiomio5738 magari anche una a Parigi, almeno così abbattiamo quell'inutile traliccio elettrico

    • @lbiomio5738
      @lbiomio5738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HAhaha ma siete scarsi avete perso contro i zulu d'Etiopia!!!

    • @lbiomio5738
      @lbiomio5738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aquilaitaliana9312 E come mai, con le palle degli altri cioè con armi americani? Hahah che pagliacci siete, grandes gueules!

    • @tiz1484
      @tiz1484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@lbiomio5738 Ah e poi pulitevi il culo che avete la merda appiccicata.

  • @salvatoretralongo2983
    @salvatoretralongo2983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    We Italians love France 🇫🇷!!
    The only war that can be done is this:
    Italian: Ei hello French friend I brought you some prosecco 🥂 😎 French: Wow! Thank you so much I brought you some champagne 🥂😍
    After 2 hours;
    Italian: What's this shit?
    French: will it be good to clean my ass?

    • @andrea_6405
      @andrea_6405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Salvo Tra underrated comment

    • @mustafasas7012
      @mustafasas7012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The most underrated comment ever seen

    • @matteoioancea6131
      @matteoioancea6131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Matias_3008 hahhahaha vero, ha pure scritto che noi italiani amiamo i francesi hahahhahahahah

    • @signorgabrielYT
      @signorgabrielYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mah never heard is what

    • @salvatoretralongo2983
      @salvatoretralongo2983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matteoioancea6131 sono felice di averti fatto ridere, non nel modo in cui pensavo io.
      Rilassati e prendete le cose meno seriamente 😅

  • @AntonGrey8
    @AntonGrey8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Italy and France are two extraordinary countries, which share many things, history, culture, food, even if sometimes we fight like brothers, but we love each other. No war!

    • @MattiavonSigmund
      @MattiavonSigmund 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They gotta give us back the Monna Lisa though.

    • @leoroket9421
      @leoroket9421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MattiavonSigmund lmao ahha

    • @chadgaming8071
      @chadgaming8071 ปีที่แล้ว

      its just a scenario

  • @arthurwilliam6999
    @arthurwilliam6999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    France love Italy 🇨🇵♥️🇮🇹

  • @crisera9000
    @crisera9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    US vs Vietnamese farmers!

  • @user-th5xw7ok4k
    @user-th5xw7ok4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Beautiful countries from Serbia 🇷🇸🇮🇹🇫🇷

  • @joseluisfernandez6592
    @joseluisfernandez6592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Support Italy 🇮🇹 from Spain 🇪🇦

  • @phoenixjz4782
    @phoenixjz4782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I think this is a bit of a no-win situation.
    Italy lacks any kind of strength to actually invade France proper, but likewise so does France. Given the edges the Italians would have in their own airspace and their preparations for mountain warfare, I highly doubt the French would actually be able to make much of any gains in the Alps, and suffer heavy casualties for it. Likewise, the Northern Italian terrain is more suited to Italian armored warfare - whereas the French in general have superiority in open combat with armored vehicles (Ariete is just too old - Leclerc is definitely the better tank as of now), rough terrain will change that, especially given the proliferation of 105mm and 120mm Centauro & Centauro II in the Italian army.
    If the French attempt to push into the Mediterranean, they're going to have major issues. Although they operate 'common' on paper destroyers and frigates (at least for their most modern assets), the Italian versions tend to be better at AAW & ASuW (all the modern Italian surface combatants can carry Aster 30's, while only the Horizon-class DDGs can in the French Navy), and the AIP subs operated by Italy are fighting in their home turf - nuclear subs will be at a disadvantage (and the Italians will have uncontested superiority in the Med until the French can shift their forces over) - and that's not even considering the fact the Italians outnumber the French as far as surface combatants go;
    France (13):
    2x Horizon-class DDG
    2x Cassard-class DDG
    5x Aquitaine-class FFG
    4x Leygues-class FFG
    Italy (16):
    2x Orizzonte-class DDG
    2x Penne-clas DDG
    7x Bergamini-class FFG
    5x Maestrale-class FFG
    (Sorry, but La Fayette, Floreal, and Minerva are far from fleet combatants. The first two are only for low-intensity patrolling of overseas territory to free up the rest of the Marine Nationale, and the last one is an ASW asset only for the Marina Militare).
    Given how few French troops are on Corsica, and how much more difficult it will be for the French to block Italian traffic to the island than it will for the Italians to harass French traffic, or simply out-compete it, I would not be surprised if it fell to the Italians in the event of the war, which perhaps would flip the advantage to the Italian side.
    That being said, neither country is capable of winning the war long-term, neither is economically strong enough to sustain a long war, and even where one has the edge in weapons manufacturing over the other, it's not going to be enough (or economically sustainable). Whichever country attacks, sustains more casualties, and loses war support faster (as well as resources). France is stronger in grand total numbers and as an economy, but the tactical situation does not favor her - whoever attacks the Alps loses (no, Italy's larger number of mountain troops won't equal a successful invasion - plus, if the Italian army breaks out into France it will only play to France's advantages, and probably cost Italy the war), and the Mediterranean nature of the war favors Italy.
    In that way overall the situation favors Italy (despite the numbers seeming to point towards France). But, as I said before - it's a no-win situation. Neither France nor Italy has the ability to win the war, only the ability to lose the war should they make enough of a mistake.
    I'd call the likely outcome to be a draw, or a defensive victory to the Italians. Neither country is conquering the continental territory of the other by a long shot.

    • @x-a-
      @x-a- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      G pa lu car pavé Cesart mais je up pour l'effort

    • @clemlebleu
      @clemlebleu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Taking Corsica would be an absolute bloodbath for the Italians since they would face the French foreign legion and well they are pretty much the jack of all trade of the French army so sending '' normal troops'' against them might end up in a bad way for the Italian. But overall I agree with what you said this conflict would end up in a draw or maybe a defensive victory but that' s all.

    • @phoenixjz4782
      @phoenixjz4782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ... and the entire point of the video is to discuss the scenario without nukes or NATO alliances - because if that was factored in both countries would simply be irradiated wastelands as soon as one attempted to use nukes (France via indigenous weapons, Italy via B61's kept through the nuclear sharing program).
      That being said, if you think either country would ever try to nuke the other in such a war, you'd have to be insane - its nothing remotely close to an existential conflict and if you use nukes there'll be nothing worth taking from the other country. In any case, the backlash faced by whichever country threatened to use nukes in the first place would be so immense they might as well give up the war.

    • @matteobeschi5320
      @matteobeschi5320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sono Italiano,concordo con te bro!

    • @Nyx-kb7ze
      @Nyx-kb7ze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rexeit we have the Centauro, obviously if you take the best part of the french army and the worse of the italian one it is obvious that France would win Sherlock

  • @KarmaPowered
    @KarmaPowered 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "F-35 excellent plane, Rafale and Eurofighter (barely) capable" : I stopped watching at that point. You seem to have no idea what you're talking about.

    • @TheFrenchscot
      @TheFrenchscot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Paolo Grenga Ping Pong? You mean this sport where the ball switches side slower than the Italians during wars?

    • @TheFrenchscot
      @TheFrenchscot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Paolo Grenga I just had to make the joke though. I have nothing against Italy ;)

  • @gauntlettcf5669
    @gauntlettcf5669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I get that many Italians here are memeing, saying that we hate the French, because it's a pretty common stereotype here due to historical reasons, but at the end of the day they're our beloved cousins and we would never go beyond shit-talking, like it usually happens in a family. We insult each other, but if anyone touches one of the two, the other will jump at the aggressor's throat to defend them. We love you no matter how much we say otherwise, brothers. It's like with our beloved Spanish brothers: same Blood, same Language (almost), same Religion. Much love and blessings from Italy to France 🇮🇹❤️🇫🇷

    • @yeahboi7779
      @yeahboi7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok vogliamo bene alla Francia ma la Gioconda la rivogliamo

    • @adampericles669
      @adampericles669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yeahboi7779 da Vinci ci ha dato la Gioconda, è nostra punto.

    • @marcot3868
      @marcot3868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adampericles669 Non parlare la nostra lingua, barbaro Gallo!

  • @ElHarahsheh
    @ElHarahsheh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Support Italy from Jordan

  • @mohammadsab4478
    @mohammadsab4478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    This comment section is full of memes

    • @MASTERMIND-mr6er
      @MASTERMIND-mr6er 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And this is not even the final form...

    • @krixxor1813
      @krixxor1813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Full of dead memes

  • @nikosdr.2839
    @nikosdr.2839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Support Italy from Greece
    🇬🇷❤🇮🇹

    • @Davide-qv3sk
      @Davide-qv3sk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Thank you my brother.Una faccia una Razza 🇮🇹❤🇬🇷

    • @user-to7eg3mq4j
      @user-to7eg3mq4j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      grazie fratello!

    • @nikosdr.2839
      @nikosdr.2839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-to7eg3mq4j Παρακαλώ !

    • @fabriziocagnin922
      @fabriziocagnin922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Grazie amico!
      🇮🇹❤️🇬🇷

    • @fatihtatar3114
      @fatihtatar3114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fraence win from turkey

  • @cantrevealmynamesorry3304
    @cantrevealmynamesorry3304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Love italy from india!!!

    • @omineol9897
      @omineol9897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@flamingoxe5984 hahaha france is 10 times nore stronger than Italy since 2 world war

    • @alexbox8967
      @alexbox8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@omineol9897 but italy lose the war on 5 yeas and with cavalry vs english tanks.
      French lose the war against the germans with a more powerful army.

    • @colin6466
      @colin6466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you from Italy😉😄

    • @Elta305
      @Elta305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexbox8967 the French army was powerful but the plan to win was destroyed when Germany and USSR make a non-agression pact. There is a video about that on youtube. (Sorry for my English, I don't speak this language because french is better)

    • @alexbox8967
      @alexbox8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Elta305 for me it isn’t a problem if you don’t speack well English.
      But don’t be so much snob with that “FrEnCh Is bEtTeR”, English language is very beautiful and simple to learn(for example is the language with the italian of music), French is a good language but I request to you to have more respect.
      Another thing, can I have the link of the video?thank you.

  • @sergius9571
    @sergius9571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Support to Italy from Spain

    • @ElderSwamp
      @ElderSwamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Our Mediterranean brothers :) ❤️❤️

    • @ppb4037
      @ppb4037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The same , support Italy from Spain

  • @Szili004
    @Szili004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Support Italy from Hungary!❤️

    • @paolomaccagnan8532
      @paolomaccagnan8532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      of course you support us, nobody like french (and we both hate Austria)

    • @notorixus
      @notorixus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Whats hungary ?

    • @simonerossi6926
      @simonerossi6926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Grazie❤️(thanks)🇮🇹🇭🇺

    • @fabriziocagnin922
      @fabriziocagnin922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@notorixus please tell me you're joking

    • @nomencognomen2937
      @nomencognomen2937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks from italy

  • @Santonesgravato
    @Santonesgravato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Respect for our France brother✌️🇮🇹🖤

  • @lutgardonabo319
    @lutgardonabo319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    France Sword - Baguette
    Italy Shield - Glorious Pizza

    • @JiafeiProducts6969
      @JiafeiProducts6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Italy combo- pizza pizza+ pasta+ wine + alps

    • @Intergouvernementalisation
      @Intergouvernementalisation 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      French combo: baguette baguette+ croissant+ champagne+ pyrénées.

    • @JiafeiProducts6969
      @JiafeiProducts6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Intergouvernementalisation u know its strange but the croissant Is austrian not french XD

    • @Intergouvernementalisation
      @Intergouvernementalisation 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JiafeiProducts6969 Haha yes, but actually the Austrian made another pastry that doesn't look at all like croissant, Marie-Antoinette loved it and asked for an Austrian to cook it in France, he changed the recipe at the last time and it gave the croissant ^^

    • @JiafeiProducts6969
      @JiafeiProducts6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Intergouvernementalisation DAMN FRANCE XD

  • @avelus5984
    @avelus5984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    France is known to have won the most battles out of any nation in history, despite being famous for supposedly surrendering quickly.

    • @lecapetien3223
      @lecapetien3223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No France is famous for saving the retreating english army at Dunkirk

    • @hiddetencate3747
      @hiddetencate3747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lecapetien3223 no

    • @jeangontranceabdoulmaleekb5185
      @jeangontranceabdoulmaleekb5185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hiddetencate3747 yes

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hiddetencate3747 ??? The French final stands (such as at Lille) saved the BEF from being overrun and caused significant casualties to the enemy, that battle is rather famous
      That’s not even an insult to the French

    • @Joker-yw9hl
      @Joker-yw9hl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lecapetien3223 also famous for ignoring British warnings about the Ardennes and then folding up like a carpet. But that's French general staff for you. The soldiers themselves were/are lions

  • @lheritieredumarteau6931
    @lheritieredumarteau6931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    L'Italie est un pays ami.... Pourquoi il faudrait lui faire la guerre ?

    • @Fraknoff
      @Fraknoff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ...c'est juste une vidéo, pour comparer....et imaginer ce qui pourrait se passer....personne n'a dit qu'il fallait que ca se passe...

    • @ligarchy7260
      @ligarchy7260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The baguette is good (it)

    • @lbiomio5738
      @lbiomio5738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ceci dit la haine en Italie vis à vis de la France et des français est grande.

    • @lbiomio5738
      @lbiomio5738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@lheritieredumarteau6931 Il faut aussi dire qu'ils ont perdus contre les éthiopiens, échouer à conquérir la Grèce et l'Albanie, c'est assez embarassant.

    • @lheritieredumarteau6931
      @lheritieredumarteau6931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lbiomio5738 Et que dire des Corses, qui les remis à la flotte, vite fait bien fait

  • @RyanDudeTrolls
    @RyanDudeTrolls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Lunga vita alla nazione italiana e all'esercito!
    Edit: I don’t know how to speak Italian, just very little and it’s as bad as google translator.

  • @iuva2
    @iuva2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Italy: I want to fight France.
    France *having nuc power*
    Italy: maaa nooo

    • @io8071
      @io8071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iuva france surrender

    • @iuva2
      @iuva2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Paolo Grenga maaa nooo

    • @noitorajirga9373
      @noitorajirga9373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sa me fait rire ..les italiens sont les pires soldats qui soient en Europe. Le Rafale ecrase le typhoon . Le f35 est une blague.

    • @noitorajirga9373
      @noitorajirga9373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mdr oh putain tes un ignorant total qui connait rien du tout ...je peux demonter tes "arguments" . Avant de défendre un avion renseigne toi avant sérieux . Tes pas au courant que le f35 est un désastre total . D'ailleurs la version export est inférieur à l'original . Pour le typhoon , je t'invite a regarder les résultats des duel entre les rafale et les typhoon . Écrasante domination française.
      Ty connais franchement rien ...ta l'air d'un pauvre crétin

    • @iuva2
      @iuva2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Paolo Grenga maaa noooo

  • @chiarapaduano5147
    @chiarapaduano5147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    No war, we are brothers and we loves each others

  • @raffgta
    @raffgta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    American who losed against vietnamese farmers want to give lessons to the country of Napoleon who kicked the ass of the entire Europe

    • @raffgta
      @raffgta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Actually maybe but our military history is so more glorious than your’s si don’t say that our country is weak

    • @augustinguguss8513
      @augustinguguss8513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Ok US could not annex France within a day simply because both countries have nukes so there is no point in making such statements. Also let's not forget that France lost in Vietnam too just before the US, so did the chinese just after the US. It's not only vietnamese farmers, they had an army and they had help from China and Russia.

    • @augustinguguss8513
      @augustinguguss8513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm french :P

    • @raffgta
      @raffgta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Augustin Guguss ...

    • @babiecathegreat163
      @babiecathegreat163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@raffgta *How was 1871 and the Battle of Puebla?*
      *Prußens Gloria and Himno Nacional Mexicano intensifies*

  • @boltmix7294
    @boltmix7294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    Incoming horrible, outdated and unoriginal jokes

    • @50mits
      @50mits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Triggered

    • @boltmix7294
      @boltmix7294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@50mits No, i just don't consider overused, outdated and unoriginal jokes funny.
      Mate, those jokes weren't funny when they started going around decades ago, litteral decades ago, why would they be funny in 2018?

    • @50mits
      @50mits 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are though cause they are true lmao.

    • @foresta-2684
      @foresta-2684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BoltMix
      I agree with you

    • @Ag3nt0fCha0s
      @Ag3nt0fCha0s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo momma!

  • @leo_bernal2018
    @leo_bernal2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Love to both Italy and France🇫🇷❤🇮🇹, from USA🇺🇸.

    • @disabledrock9713
      @disabledrock9713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But daddy 🇬🇧 loves 🇫🇷. Anything for our father 🇬🇧 .

  • @EhM-xt7pl
    @EhM-xt7pl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Basically the war would turn out to be an *annihilation* of Corsica.

  • @poioseisaiesy0005
    @poioseisaiesy0005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Love both from Greece 🇬🇷 Italy 🇮🇹 France 🇫🇷

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shame your country is seen as a beautiful country filled poor people and a large dept.
      Can you please stop increasing the prices on goods? We may be tourists but that doesn't mean we're millionaires.
      Most people rather go to Turkey than greece.

    • @pergys6991
      @pergys6991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I CAN TAKE GREECE
      someone who cant take greece

    • @jairon_2518
      @jairon_2518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mediterranean brothers! Cheers from Spain 🇪🇸

    • @erichvonmanstein2015
      @erichvonmanstein2015 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pay Debt Pls

    • @erichvonmanstein2015
      @erichvonmanstein2015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doctor Android I gave you sausages...

  • @liverturcxdanpavs
    @liverturcxdanpavs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Corsica has a single regiment." That's the paratrooper regiment of the Foreign Legion. That's not your average military brigade.

    • @jordanbell4736
      @jordanbell4736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Binkov does superficial research

    • @shrektheswampless6102
      @shrektheswampless6102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      when your best men aren't even born in your country..

    • @hichamblidi1111
      @hichamblidi1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, italian paratroopers are no joke either

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah sorry, the FFL isn’t bad, but it’s overrated by internet weirdos

  • @IntelCoreik-qf8xu
    @IntelCoreik-qf8xu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Can we just have peace and no war!
    From Italy!

    • @xanom3264
      @xanom3264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Intel Core i7 8700k they won’t have a war. I know that Italy don’t like us but we are allied

    • @fishbonegaga
      @fishbonegaga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Let's have more than peace , let's party ! Love from France.

    • @raywang2061
      @raywang2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Intel Core i5 9600k Can we just have peace and no war! From AMD!

    • @ANONYMOUS-gg5zr
      @ANONYMOUS-gg5zr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love you for me you are my brothers you are a beautiful country and the your city are awesome from italy🇫🇷❤🇮🇹

    • @ParaBellum-cw7fs
      @ParaBellum-cw7fs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Si vis pacem para bellum

  • @amesbancal
    @amesbancal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Arrêtez ces conneries l'Italie est un pays ami

    • @waardlafrance110
      @waardlafrance110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      certes mais comme l'a dit un jour Jared Kushner à des députés européens, les amis d'aujourd'hui peuvent être les ennemis de demain et l'inverse. lol

    • @amesbancal
      @amesbancal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@waardlafrance110 en théorie c'est mais la probabilité d'une guerre entre la France et l'Italie est inexistante aujourd'hui

    • @jeanbulo2407
      @jeanbulo2407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@amesbancal
      On sait, c'est juste pour imaginner

    • @amesbancal
      @amesbancal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@jeanbulo2407 alors c'est tout imaginé : la France possède 300 têtes thermonucléaires et l'Italie 0... 😆 L'issue ne fait aucun doute ! 😎 😈

    • @stealth.hawk.
      @stealth.hawk. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@amesbancal sans le nucléaire on bat les Italiens quand même 😂

  • @soulaimaneakdah268
    @soulaimaneakdah268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Italian are french brudas they helped us in verdun and to fight against germans army so Italy are the bros!✊✊✊

    • @jamesperkbs9005
      @jamesperkbs9005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao italy kept changing sides and french surrendered 😂

    • @franctokyo5981
      @franctokyo5981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      James Perks All countries in EU surrendered at the beginning of WW2 you stupid f*** and Germany surrendered 2 times you stupid morron.

    • @67claudius
      @67claudius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Italians fought in the second Battle of the Marne, not in Verdun.

    • @giannizen3775
      @giannizen3775 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then we invaded France alongside the Germans in WWII🤪

    • @soulaimaneakdah268
      @soulaimaneakdah268 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@giannizen3775 to switch sides right after lmao

  • @l.g.3832
    @l.g.3832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    We already conquered the planet bringing pizza, pasta, best wines, best art and best whatsoever can be produced by a human designer. We don't fight, we make things. We don't shoot with rifles, we spread culture. We don't scream war anthems, we sing love songs. We don't claim lands, we hug you and kiss you in the cheeks. Feel free to join us, we'll prepare you an espresso and will explain you why we are immortals in people hearts.

    • @nosirve9458
      @nosirve9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wserthmar8908 So proud to be latin (the original) our cultures are one of the most culturals in the world= Greece, Spain, Italy, France... But we should remember that there are great cultures too, like Japanese, the russian, chinese...,

    • @inactive.5680
      @inactive.5680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      -SI CAZZO È QUESTO CHE DEVONO VEDERE!!
      🇮🇹❤

    • @inactive.5680
      @inactive.5680 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wserthmar8908
      -Let's not fully talk about what you said....

    • @edoardo1342
      @edoardo1342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh boy, è tempo di lanciare sulla francia qualche bomba culturale (scherzo)

    • @ElderSwamp
      @ElderSwamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wserthmar8908 just see the truth bro 😅 I like franchish culture.. But what have I seen?? Best wine? 🤣(30years ago yes, not not anymore :)
      Best art, culture?? Hahaha keep hoping them, and loving what Leonardo, Rome or others Italians have left in your land. We are just full of all, don't need a little paint called Gioconda or others. We have whole Leonardo, Raffaello, Michelangelo, Donatello, Canova, Bernini, Botticelli, Giotto.... Should I continue? 🦍 Because I've cited just 2 centuries!!

  • @chrissoubibi
    @chrissoubibi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    France and Italy, the two most beautiful countries on earth. As a Frenchman I slightly prefer Italy : cities and villages are unmatched.

  • @dyosorkan
    @dyosorkan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Love reading ignorants who say : « France would surrender.... LoL you just remember only One war in the whole history of France... In fact, France won more wars than any other countries. So think about that before saying that we would surrender...

    • @Lorenzoi.
      @Lorenzoi. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      romaric beurnel yes with the helps...
      England,,america,africans ecc... ecc...

    • @irov5884
      @irov5884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The funny thing is that France didn't surrender, France lost because Belgium surrendered so french soldiers were covering the British army fleeing to the sea.

    • @gomez_batard9106
      @gomez_batard9106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@irov5884 If you're talking about WWII, Nazi Germany invaded Poland with USSR because Poland is between these 2 countries. United Kingdom and France weren't able to help Poland because of it. Then, Nazi Germany invaded Scandinavia which had a lot of supplies. Then they attacked Holland, Belgium and finally France. Switzerland also let German troops walk across the country. France was attacked from North and East borders. Italy also attacked France but it wasn't a big deal. With Spain, Italy, Japan and Austria, Nazi Germany was powerful but UK and Ireland are islands so it's more difficult to invade both of these countries. It was the downfall of Europe...
      PS : I forgot to mention that Austria was annexed and the politics didn't want another Great War so they got overrunned by Germany and had to surrender.

    • @JaKingScomez
      @JaKingScomez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theragingcyclone yeah what would France do. America can't just stop people from going on planes just because they are Muslim. They were able to get on and steal the plane. So you are calling the US weak for not discriminating. And it's a joke they are not serious about France surrounding

    • @jordanleiva5562
      @jordanleiva5562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Lorenzoi. without france theres no US dumbass ahahah check history ! france alsmot invaded the whole world under 3 differents kings

  • @-sQsa-
    @-sQsa- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Whoever did artillery only would win.

    • @dimitrisssst
      @dimitrisssst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      France will surrender before declaring war...

    • @muhammadsyed4394
      @muhammadsyed4394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isp

    • @dimitrisssst
      @dimitrisssst 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@la_menass9529 i posted that comment over two years ago

    • @kid_toucher
      @kid_toucher 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dimitrisssst you must be so funny

  • @fex4817
    @fex4817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good old Binkov. Always here with great content

  • @jordantheblackgenius1393
    @jordantheblackgenius1393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I'm Italian and I know that this will never come cuz we're friends

    • @xanom3264
      @xanom3264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jordan the black genius exactly

    • @a.g.styles3500
      @a.g.styles3500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We wuz kangs

    • @JackJack-pr6mv
      @JackJack-pr6mv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No we are not friends !

    • @plebonhomme6982
      @plebonhomme6982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JackJack-pr6mv Pourquoi? À part au foot, je ne vois pas ce que l'Italie à fait de mal envers la France...

    • @ccoard2744
      @ccoard2744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You not angry because frances have got Korzika

  • @donbarzinitut
    @donbarzinitut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This would be a sad day if these countries went to war. 😞

    • @leowilly29
      @leowilly29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Finally someone with a bit of sanity here.

  • @gonielezaj2814
    @gonielezaj2814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    ITALY ❤ Albania

    • @antoniobuonanno7902
      @antoniobuonanno7902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      viva albania e kosovo insieme

    • @lbiomio5738
      @lbiomio5738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Kosovo is Serbia! from France.

    • @weezydope8104
      @weezydope8104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lbiomio5738 France is Italy

    • @Acquitrino
      @Acquitrino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@antoniobuonanno7902 Mi dispiace ma da italiano leale mi tocca dirlo il Kosovo è serbo

    • @paoll4037
      @paoll4037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lbiomio5738 Corsica is Italy and Italy has the best wine! !!! Fuck France from Albania

  • @mobilemb3151
    @mobilemb3151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    French have the best army in Europ, this is a fact.

    • @theitalianbalddude1070
      @theitalianbalddude1070 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depends what you consider europe and initially Spain, Britain, Italy, Germany and maybe even Poland could keep up but eventually it would favor france due to population, better navy due to many more overseas territories and one of the most independent armies unlike Britain or even Germany to an extent

    • @Azzi_0161
      @Azzi_0161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just because you put fact at the end doesn’t make it true. The best trained and best military and navy in Europe is and always will be the UK 🇬🇧 We’ve defeated every single one of you EU countries. Rule Britannia 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @mobilemb3151
      @mobilemb3151 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Azzi_0161 In your dream, sure.

  • @hervule
    @hervule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    j'aime l’Italie et j'aime les italiennes

    • @mustafasas7012
      @mustafasas7012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too, BTW Jame et je tadore la sals du pomodore (I don't fucking remerber any think about the francais

    • @spacecod7105
      @spacecod7105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Le mec en chien XD

    • @jotarokujo8498
      @jotarokujo8498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Merci beacoupe !! J'ai aime France, From Italy

    • @solveiglecosaque9783
      @solveiglecosaque9783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mustafasas7012 la sals du promodore ?

  • @DaniTheDeer
    @DaniTheDeer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Deer would win!

    • @plasmaphy2512
      @plasmaphy2512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A Deer all hail the Deer army

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      France surrender and Italy switch side to join the deer lol

    • @docphibz739
      @docphibz739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh deer

    • @stronkblyat6435
      @stronkblyat6435 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A strong blyat would win

    • @LemonHeisenbergWhite79
      @LemonHeisenbergWhite79 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @matt7dusalon706
    @matt7dusalon706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Lol the rafale is " capable " ... It's just the best plane if the World but never mind

    • @leroyaliste_1773
      @leroyaliste_1773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Frank Bair ISSOU

    • @xanthuumnihyr5319
      @xanthuumnihyr5319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@123214matt The only encounter f22 had with rafale, was a air to air fight (which is supposedly the f22 speciality) won by rafale. Rafale being an allrounder plane which cost a third of f22's price i wouldnt say f22 is better

    • @romainlapie6362
      @romainlapie6362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@xanthuumnihyr5319 The Rafale revealed indeed better qualities in dog fight, however this kind of dogfight is unlikely because f22 Raptors radar is better than rafale one, so it can fire his missile against the rafale even before rafale has detected raptor (I'm French and not happy of that but it's the truth).

    • @xanthuumnihyr5319
      @xanthuumnihyr5319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@romainlapie6362 Well, not really. In first place, a active radar emits electromagnetic waves that are easily detectable by another plane. So, using that method, the f22 can't detect a rafale without getting detected in return. And most fighters have active radar counter measures in addition to the passive detection (the rafale's ones is especially good). Plus, rafales are designed to be capable of very low flight, to avoid this kind of detection. And last but not least, rafales are equiped with arguably better air to air missiles

    • @anthonymarottamarotta9398
      @anthonymarottamarotta9398 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@123214matt f-35 non f-22

  • @Tekstar85
    @Tekstar85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    France and Italy: Let's go in a war!
    EU: No.
    France and Italy: ok

  • @mentorpozhegu
    @mentorpozhegu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I am Kosovo Albanian an support both Italian and French latin brothers. Love is the key.

    • @xaquko9718
      @xaquko9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How can you be from a country that doesn't exist?

    • @adampericles669
      @adampericles669 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xaquko9718 awesome dude

    • @italicnationalist690
      @italicnationalist690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      daniel ribes alonso ok boomer.

    • @leonardom9190
      @leonardom9190 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xaquko9718 but it is recognized by the UNO...

  • @zeljkothegreekserb
    @zeljkothegreekserb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Next should be Serbia vs Albania, its more fun to look at realistic scenarios than these

    • @SelfRaisingWheat
      @SelfRaisingWheat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But this is predictable. Albania would be crushed since it doesn't even have an Airforce.

    • @orjelmort2330
      @orjelmort2330 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, even the Serbs in the battle of lume say this phrase before die

    • @boltmix7294
      @boltmix7294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@orjelmort2330 Yeah, the Albanians that got their country saved by Nato have much room to talk.
      Look mate, Facts are facts, the Albanian military is the worst one in Europe by every streach of the imagination.
      You are delusional if you think that the Sticks and stones they use for weapons can in any way damage a tank

    • @orjelmort2330
      @orjelmort2330 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah sure, but what Serbians can do if they can't use their armored vehicles? od you know that the Albanian territory is all mountains, and considering that you couldn't beat Croatians, Bosnians and Dardanian when you had to fight without NATO, what makes you think this autistic thing? and mate without NATO, eh yeah but with NATO you will last for 5 days less then the teh Yugoslavian invasion during ww2 that last for 11 days, so pls shut the fuck up

    • @yugislavia9870
      @yugislavia9870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@orjelmort2330 That comment is so wrong. Considering Kosovo would be under Alabnian control since it isn't under Serbian military control,it would be taken very fast,Serbia has an edge in both ground and air,they have 805 tanks but they would be very useful in this scenario,still the mountains on Balkan are not half as big as the Alps and can even be considered hills,and since Serbia has a more numerous groundforce they would win within 2 years or so.
      Talking about history here shows nothing,power can change over time,100 years ago India was a collony,Britain a superpower and China had literally no army,and now India is the 4th strongest Nation,China the 3th,UK is just an island with 60million people.

  • @Tumakus
    @Tumakus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Zidane shot first... Italy won :D

    • @fanatiikz_3394
      @fanatiikz_3394 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You maybe won wich is great but what materazzi said to Zidane is a disgrace but I respect it !😏

    • @metins1395
      @metins1395 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zidane is no french

    • @fanatiikz_3394
      @fanatiikz_3394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@metins1395 he is , from Marseille (south of france... )

    • @a.g.styles3500
      @a.g.styles3500 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What has he said, that his mother is a putain?

    • @plebonhomme6982
      @plebonhomme6982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@a.g.styles3500 Yeah Materazzi insulted Zidane's mother

  • @enen27
    @enen27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ahahaha che bello parlare francese e italiano e leggere i vari insulti, mi diverto con poco.

  • @kaseybrown7664
    @kaseybrown7664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Just watched France vs Germany. Now watching this.
    It's really something how the second time around, Germany and Italy smashed France. But this time around, France STOMPS BOTH!! Way to go France!

    • @napoleonbonaparte9166
      @napoleonbonaparte9166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In which world did Italy smash France? It never happened...

    • @lullul6180
      @lullul6180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@napoleonbonaparte9166 ?

    • @rohitkarki192
      @rohitkarki192 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In 1940 Italy invaded france

    • @kaseybrown7664
      @kaseybrown7664 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@napoleonbonaparte9166 "In which world war did Italy smash France"
      ^ Im sure he actually knows. Im also sure he's trying to make himself look like some kind of intellectual by noting that while Italy was on the side of the Axis, it was technically Germany that invaded, except we all know that, the spirit of what Insaid remains true, and you're just being obtuse and argumentative.

    • @guillaumel9977
      @guillaumel9977 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rohitkarki192 No French defeated Italians. Germany was in reality very disappointed by Italians military capacity against France.

  • @warlink4
    @warlink4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Marginal Victory? It seemed more like a draw as there are virtually no gains. Pyrrhic victories.

    • @waardlafrance110
      @waardlafrance110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      should imagine economic compensation from Italy in exchange for peace, I think.

    • @orjelmort2330
      @orjelmort2330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Raf becouse in a long run france will won

    • @Bloblom
      @Bloblom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      France has much more cruise missiles and can manufacture their own, they would cause massive losses to the italians in the long run, especially as they have air superiority. Also note that the SAMP/T is a french SAM system, the italians rely on the french to get more missiles and spare parts for them, making them less and less relevant as the war progresses. So a short war would see a marginal victory, a long war would probably result in a total victory and the collapse of the italian economy through blockade and strategic strikes.

    • @Nyx-kb7ze
      @Nyx-kb7ze 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheBloblom no that is impossible

    • @Bloblom
      @Bloblom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Care to give arguments ?

  • @anywherebuthere4389
    @anywherebuthere4389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    In Europe it is:
    Joint first: France and UK
    Third: Italy
    Fourth: Germany (would be better if they actually cared about their military)
    Fifth:Spain
    So France will win this one.

    • @Grityom
      @Grityom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well technically Russia is in Europe, but I agree with you.

    • @francogiobbimontesanti3826
      @francogiobbimontesanti3826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Friendly Neighborhood Neocon Turkey? Lol

    • @Grityom
      @Grityom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Friendly Neighborhood Neocon Wtf no way Turkey don't have a better army than the french and the english

    • @nordic5628
      @nordic5628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anywhere But Here after that i think countries like poland greece ukraine sweden and the netherlands would come next

    • @f.c.laukhard3623
      @f.c.laukhard3623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I hear about the power of the Turkish Army I somehow always remember the times when everybody was talking about the strength of the Iraqi Army and that the US will have a long and bloody fight with it and never be able to take it down.
      We all now how this ended... numbers on paper do not matter as much as one might think.

  • @gabrielebeneventi3436
    @gabrielebeneventi3436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Viva l'Italia! Also a war between France and Italy will never happen since both don't want one.🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

    • @granatapacifica
      @granatapacifica 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be too costly for both sides and unnecessary.

  • @MN-vz8qm
    @MN-vz8qm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a french, no way we could win this war, imagine the headache trying to plan an offensive which doesn't damage a UNESCO world heritage site...

    • @JiafeiProducts6969
      @JiafeiProducts6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      France global ranking is 7 and Italy is 11, still Italy could pick up a great fight.
      Yes France has nukes but even italy has some

    • @Samy-bu1ze
      @Samy-bu1ze ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JiafeiProducts6969 No, Italy doesn't have any nuclear capacity

    • @giuseppegiovani2748
      @giuseppegiovani2748 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Samy-bu1ze There are tens of nukes in Italy but are from Nato. But I think that if we are getting invaded we will take them in case.

    • @Samy-bu1ze
      @Samy-bu1ze 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@giuseppegiovani2748 it's US ones, you can't use them without the US operators until you rebuild them, a nuke is not like a grenade, it has many securities you can't break so no you can't "steal" it. Even if it was possible it means going to war against US, you want to try few nukes on a very large target against thousands of them from the US ? But yes if you're invaded by a NATO enemy of course NATO will use their nukes to dissuade so you're dependent of NATO for your security.

  • @juliengady9329
    @juliengady9329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    F35 "excellent" but Rafale & EF "capable", what a joke

    • @ouranosodysseus286
      @ouranosodysseus286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      julien gady this is precisely what i said to me...rafale capable" ...OMFG

    • @elykeom1
      @elykeom1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya the F-35 would slash any French fighter. They don't have the tech to build stealth fighters.

    • @juliengady9329
      @juliengady9329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elykeom1 because they dont want to do it, stealth is fcking useless (and for ex: a Rafale won against a F22)

    • @ouranosodysseus286
      @ouranosodysseus286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      no need to be a blind fan boy moe carter, rafale have win EVERY contest into international competition against f-35, each official test army that we can see give the rafale a big edge.

    • @bigmemer4398
      @bigmemer4398 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      moe mccarter stealth fighters are a useless gimmick

  • @Arieo100
    @Arieo100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    E' un fatto che la Francia - nel corso della storia - ha sempre aggredito i suoi vicini. E non solo quelli. E non si dica che siamo cugini, loro sono i nostri nipoti :D

    • @commandoterreur326
      @commandoterreur326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Leggi la storia 😁 secondo guerra e l'Italia a declarato la guerra a la Francia e inglese

    • @ottoneiii4353
      @ottoneiii4353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tutte le nazioni aggrediscono i loro vicini!

    • @maxclavenna4495
      @maxclavenna4495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hemmm... non voglio contraddirti ne tantomeno fare polemiche inutili, ma se non fosse stato per l'aiuto francese durante le guerre d'indipendenza risorgimentali l'Italia non esisterebbe

    • @Mario-iv1rl
      @Mario-iv1rl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nipoti di che? Dell' impero romano? L'Italia è dove è stato fondato l'impero, quindi è ovvio che si sia stata un pò più di roba, ma questo non aignifica che l'Italia sia automaticamente "Madre" di tutte le nazioni Neolatine. Non spariamo cazzate, dai. Mi stanno sulle palle i francesi ma quando leggo certe cazzate...

    • @proges
      @proges 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maxclavenna4495 segui meglio la storia... prima cade il regno dei Borboni di Francia con la rivoluzione Francese.. poi a reazione a catena (tra le guerre d'indipendenza), un secolo dopo circa, cade il regno dei Borboni delle due Sicilie, non avendo più l'appoggio della Francia è stato abbastanza facile.... certo doveva essere fatta l'Italia in una visione repubblicana... ma i Savoia hanno dato la fregatura ai rivoluzionari repubblicani e si sono incoronati Re del Regno d'Italia... e poi passati gli anni arriva il Fascismo ed infine e il karma ha voluto che Ora anche i Savoia sono divenuti Re di sto Cazzo...

  • @xanthuumnihyr5319
    @xanthuumnihyr5319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    From the comments it seems everyone supports italy (french included). So italy would prob get much more allies

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Watch out for the bubble effect, comments are not representative.

    • @TheFiresloth
      @TheFiresloth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      France does not have a good reputation among the meme community and the various extremists who make up most of youtube's comments.
      Diplomatically, Most would stay neutral.

    • @omegaplasma4548
      @omegaplasma4548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol, it's just TH-cam comments, do you really think that it will impact political decision?

    • @capt.raptor4650
      @capt.raptor4650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@omegaplasma4548
      well, _looking at how a lot of politicians are using the internet to push their agendas and such,_ I wouldn't say it's too far of a stretch.

    • @nosirve9458
      @nosirve9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheFiresloth If French decides randomly to conquer Italy i tell you, they would get a lot of Allies non diplomatically too. For example Greece, Portugal and Spain have a lot of connection with Italy.

  • @ClydeAlb
    @ClydeAlb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are awesome Binkov

  • @-m821-9
    @-m821-9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I rather Italy to win because I love Pizza more than Baguette.

    • @orjelmort2330
      @orjelmort2330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      - m821 - but italians can't win for just for their name

    • @Nyx-kb7ze
      @Nyx-kb7ze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      orjelmort23 the french failed 11 times to advance on the Alps

    • @TheLordexilius
      @TheLordexilius 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you ever had confit de canard? :O
      I hail for France!!

    • @orjelmort2330
      @orjelmort2330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes 11, if you want you can give me some proof

    • @spacetragedy
      @spacetragedy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah fuck le baguette, pizza rules :)))

  • @leoguillot8381
    @leoguillot8381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    The Rafale, "CAPABLE", what a joke hahahaha ! its the best fighter in this world ^^ way better than the cheap eurofighter ;)

    • @leoguillot8381
      @leoguillot8381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      (and way better than the F-35 witch is a TOTAL failure....)

    • @irov5884
      @irov5884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "cheap Eurofighter" actually the Eurofighter is far more expensive than the Rafale and yet the Rafale is far better.

    • @leoguillot8381
      @leoguillot8381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't meant cheap for the price but the quality ^^ we reduced the price of the rafale drastically, because it was too expensive for foreigners, but apparently it's still too expensive :/ but I appreciate the fact you recognise the rafale technical superiority ! Price doesn't mean quality ;) you don't think that it's a better Plane that the eurofighter ?

    • @poutreure-1790
      @poutreure-1790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      J'ai pensé exactement la même chose , le meilleur chasseur au monde "capable" . Et le m2000 " médiocre" hum.
      Et après de l'autre côté on voit un "f35" excellent mdr le truc il vole pas et se fait détecter par des s400 russe .
      Aiiiieeeeee ça m'a fait mal

    • @RonJeremy514
      @RonJeremy514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the Rafale is better because of my personal bias lol but the Typhoon has some serious technologies under the hood too. And no, the F-35 is not a shit plane. Yes it had numerous serious problems while in development but this is the best plane out there when it comes to technologies. Jets are mostly flying computers nowadays relying on BVRAAMS, RWR, stealth and electronic jamming warfare.

  • @postwar142
    @postwar142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This could mean the end of pizza and french fries. The world cannot suffer such a loss

    • @vukanwantshugz5341
      @vukanwantshugz5341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *french fries aren't french but whatever*

    • @joaquinqueijo6086
      @joaquinqueijo6086 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he was talking about how if Italy lost

  • @francescomorgante1496
    @francescomorgante1496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Paramilitary of Italy:
    Carabinieri
    Guardia di finanza
    Forestali

    • @napalm5150
      @napalm5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ora ho capito perché alla fine del video ha dato una vittoria marginale alla Francia

    • @giacomocersosimo5202
      @giacomocersosimo5202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Perché sono bimbi sennò piangono

    • @KipsTr
      @KipsTr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@giacomocersosimo5202 Esatto

    • @ElderSwamp
      @ElderSwamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Non dimenticare l'ANAS!! Supporto nilitare autostradale avanzato

  • @robinlacroix9048
    @robinlacroix9048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    What??!! Our rafale is "capable"??!! What a joke!!!!

    • @ethanchateau5546
      @ethanchateau5546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Robin Lacroix les rafales sont excellents

    • @flavioric
      @flavioric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rafale is useless when needed; it couldn't stop Notre Dame taking fire lol

    • @GM-a
      @GM-a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      F-35 could easily ridicolize this tuna can called Rafale. France merde.

    • @daubeny8762
      @daubeny8762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GM-a rafale is one of the best plane hunter in the world

    • @leviops4244
      @leviops4244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GM-a so prove it, drive you're fucking f-35 and intercepts a rafale and then I believe you.