I had a dream that I was in a gas station. Then suddenly there was a transgender Gary busey on a unicycle and he started riding toward me laughing. I ran into a different isle where he couldn't see me. When he came around the corner I tackled him.We fought for a bit and then I pulled out his spine and skull like in the predator movie . Then I walked to the counter and bought some candy. That is where the dream ended.
I had a dream that I was captured in a lab, and some evil scientists mutated me into a horrible monster (think Necromorph). I felt the changes too, like my torso ripping in half to make way for the long-ass spine, my arms and legs growing long, and my jaw dislocating to make room for knife-long teeth. There was blood everywhere, and all I could feel was rage at my "creators" for turning me into this thing. I spent the rest of the dream/ nightmare killing all of them, sacrificing myself in the process. I have no idea if that meant anything, but it sounds like it'd make a sick anime scene lol.
Had a dream where I died and went to a cultist afterlife. The realm was perpetual darkness with many castle walls linked by dirt paths. While walking along the path I met a girl wearing a hood and armour. I had never seen her before but she starting reciting a poem which despite not knowing, I was able to recite it with her. When the poem finished she hugged me and claimed that we were previously bonded by marriage and I did not remember her. This was so fascinating to me I'm writing it into a book xD
I had a dream where I went to a picnic at night in the middle of the desert. I look up at the sky and the stars were HUGE. The stars then started to move in a synchronized motion. I turn around and there is another formation of stars that are flying towards the first formation. I find out that the stars are actually alien spaceships in the middle of a battle, shooting each other with lasers. One spaceship is shot down and crashes in the distance. The explosion caused a mushroom cloud and killed me and everyone around me. That's when I woke up.
One time I had a dream that the lava monster from Moana was in my living room, and then a human-sized hamster in an army helmet came up to me and said “we need to eradicate it” and then handed me a juice box. The juice box also functioned as a phone, and had a tiny minigun on it. I then skated around on *nonexistent skates* and shot at the lava monster while the walls of my house fell away to reveal endless darkness. The walls morphed to form a deadly obstacle course, and I skated along, dodging fire and shooting the lava monster. I promise I’m not on drugs 😅
When I was a kid I had a dream that I was at a sleepover at a mansion the size of a mall with 20 other kids. Out the window I saw a dark void, and when we went to the gift shop that apparently was in the mansion for some reason, a flying squid the size of the Empire State Building broke through the windows with its tentacles, grabbing several kids, and then dancing and shaking the kids like maracas. Wtf is wrong with me, and why do I always have endless voids in my dreams??
The spiders love to get their nails done while their kids play on the jungle gym. Makes total sense they'd like to climb about on monkey bars and make webs together and shit.
I have this weird ability where I can force myself awake. Everytime I feel like something is about to go down in a dream, I just force my eyes open and wake up.
Oh god my little brother was obsessed with Boobahs when he was like 2 or 3 years old. He was usually super hyper but when Boobahs came on he would sit still and watch the show without making a sound or moving. There was a bit where there was a suit case in the middle of a field of grass and this narrator with a British accent says "It's a suitcase." then there was a pause and immediately my little brother farts. Lmao. I nearly died of laughter and never forgot that memory.
Super excited to finally be on one of these! Love watching you guys so much! Got my brother hooked on your videos too, so I had to call him and let him know I got on here haha! Also, I didn't stay up late to watch the Boohbahs, I just woke up at 5 am every morning for no reason. Watched Teletubbies too lol
I wish I’d seen y’all asking about our weird dreams sooner! I used to have dreams of completely random 20-30 second situations, wake up, forget about them, then have them happen in real life. I’d sit there for a good while thinking about the random thing our band director was showing the class, or something my sister had just told me and wonder why I had such an intense sense of deja vu before finally being like “oh yeah, I’ve dreamt this before.”
Lucid dreams are the worst. Once had a lucid nightmare and woke from it screaming, only to later realize i was still dreaming and the monster was still after me. Finally woke up for real and felt really disoriented.
My weirdest dream was finding justin bieber in a lake (that doesn't even exist) in my home town. He somehow was a dolphin... like, he looked nothing like justin bieber but I, for some reason, knew he was the biebs. I then took him home and brought him in my dad's bedroom where my sister and my dad used his fins to do geometry homework (that was specifically weird). Bieber then proceeded to stand up (i don't know how) and sing the first verse of his song first dance over and over again, right into my face. Fucking weird but still somehow enjoyable for me. edit: it was actually the song somebody to love...
One of my dreams I opened for my favorite band once, and after the show in the back we hung out and they liked our music so much we went on tour and at the end of the tour we had an emotional goodbye and the lead singer/guitarist drew a symbol that I drew as soon as I woke up and now it’s the logo on my custom guitar I made, getting tattooed on me and is my bands logo.
I just remembered while watching this that a few months ago I had a dream that Jake and Logan Paul were trying to get into my house and I was holding them off with my pocket knife.
When I was 6 years old, I had a recurring dream where I was depserately trying to sleep while Satan kept turning on the light with hellish laughter. I was so damn frustrated! Btw., listening to Austin and Jared on how to fist fight a rhino was just the best ;D
When I was 7 I had this dream where I was at recess and someone wanted my swing and as soon as I got off the swing this massive pitch black abyss opened up and as soon as I fell in I woked up sweating.
My scariest dream yet: So when me and my brother were younger, we used to sleep over almost every weekend at my grandparents house. They are literally our neighbors so we walked there. I recently dreamed about doing that again but in the middle of the night me and my brother heard terrifying evil dark screams. My brother didn’t care but I freaked the fuck out, which is a pretty realistic situation. He isn’t scared of anything and I start crying when I see a small bug, anyway I‘m drifting off. So my brother is like „The screams are from the farm, lets look“ and then we went down and opened the door to the farm where the cows are and such and everything looked normal. My brother then found a locked door in the ground hidden under hay. The key was laying next to it, so we opened it. The screams were so fucking loud at this point and it was pitch black. I remember turning on my phone flash light and seeing cages after cages filled with bony death looking beings. All of them had red glowing eyes long tongues and sharp teeth. They all looked at me and I froze and couldn’t move anymore. I felt myself being pushed to them without being able to control it. I screamed for help, my brothers head suddenly fell off and blood spilled everywhere. I tried resisting but soon I was face to face to one of these terrifying beings. I remember exactly what they looked like. Google Rettei Maske, that’s how they looked like. He then ripped my clothing off and then I woke up sweating like hell and being so happy it was just a dream. Seriously that was so terrifying.
I googled that and my immediate reaction was "HOLY FUCK! Good Lord that's terrifying!" I have no idea how that didn't make you have a fucking heart attack or some shit.
I often have dreams interchanging positions with myself, and a video game character. What I mean is, I start off with me playing some game, and then I end up being in it. I've even had dreams where even though I'm not playing a game, I'm doing the kind of moves (climbing, jumping, etc.) that you see in a video game. I've also had a lot of dreams where I'm trying to stay safe from a zombie outbreak. On the other hand, I've never had a completely lucid dream. The most that has happened is I realized that the world I'm in is a dream, so whatever happens doesn't matter; but I haven't been able to completely control myself, or the events around me. I've pinched myself once in a dream, which had me confirm that it was because there was no pain.
Some my weirdest ones so far that I remember: - Waking up, but still remaining in the dream (Inception) - Climbing a tall building to find its roof covered with scorpions - Raining ink black water - Seeing my mom wake up, and another "clone" of her asleep, about whom she (awake) asks, who that is
i have a severe condition about nightmares,and they always have people I know and love in them,and they always hurt me(during the nightmares)...So when I wake up I just stay mad at them for weeks because of my condition that makes me think that my nightmares were actually real life
11:40 Lol, my sister and I nicknamed our dog Boohbah even though her real name is Korra. Specifically, we used a goofy high pitched voice as if it was the dog talking in the third person and referring to herself as Boohbah. For years our mom thought we were just making some random noise until we showed her a picture of Boohbahs. She thought it was the weirdest shit, but we still call her Boohbah more often than her real name.
I just remembered a nightmare I had years ago. It was probably the most metal dream I have ever had and probably will ever have. The setting was a desert city, think Mad Maxx Fury Road if it wasn't post apocalyptic. There was this weird ass machine that was like one of those giant mining trucks, but it ran on the bodies of half-demon looking people. The truck bed acted as the fuel tank, and it was full of dismembered corpses; me and a handful of those half-demons were alive in there, I was just standing there freaking out or something but the others were walking around eating bits of body. I woke up feeling a little sick.
I had a friend who told me she had a dream where there was this weird guy just following her and making puns, I was watching one of your videos at the time and she points to Austin and says that he was the weird man making the puns. She has never seen one of your videos before.
my dreams go on for like an hour and every second something new is happening and i can barely tell whats going on and i cant even describe half the shit I see
I had a dream once that I was in a blizzard and I stopped to ask for help and it just happened to be your house Jared, so we proceeded to just hang out and play music.
Last night I had a dream that I was at my school's band practice. There was a store worth of food and I was eating it all. Then there was a fellow metalhead at my school playing the guitar part of Psychosocial on a grand piano and my friend and I were screaming the chorus. Probably the most pleasant dream I've ever had.
I once had a dream where I was in another persons body and another fuckface was in mine. I remember my voice in the other body was totally different... I also had a dream where the FBI swooped in and gunned down my Pa.
Lol, my favorite band is Alice in Chains, and one night I dreamt about going to their concert and meeting all the guys and then they invited me to be in the band with them. We were on tour and when we finished with the tour I asked the guys if any of them was free the day after to go to my mom's place with me and surprise her cause she loves Alice in Chains too. It turned out that Sean and Jerry were free that day so we drove to my mom's place in a black Lamborghini that had really awesome speakers and while we were on our way there we were listening to the Alice in Chains Dirt album and rocking out to it on full volume. When we arrived to my mom's house I called her and told her that I got her a Lamborghini, but I didn't tell her about Sean and Jerry coming with me. She walked up to the car and then the guys and I got out of it and she just stood there and didn't know what to say. I told her to give us a ride in the car and then I woke up. When I told my mom about that dream the other day the only thing she said was: "Congratulations for getting invited in the band" and then she told me how she dreamt about going on an Alice in Chains concert with Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell and she saw me and Layne singing together and she yelled "THAT'S MY DAUGHTER EVERYONE!" but nobody except Chris and Eddie heard her.
Dude, I just dream all the time that I've just gotten up and gotten ready for my day, but it turns out that I'm just STILL ASLEEP and miss my bus. The absolute worst.
Oh but they're always in 3rd person because I'm basically just thinking though all of the things that I need to do, not like photographic what I would see
1030 to 1040. When Austin is laughing too intense that he cant talk for a second was the best part of the video for me. For some reason, his laugh is sometimes funnier that the joke 😂😂😂
When I was little, I always had a dream that there was a girl playing the flute as I jumped in a lake and drowned. I woke up feeling as if I was falling.
I once had a dream where I was being nursed in a hammock made of webs, by a spider. The spider was also apparently a fairy and the scene suddenly transitioned with me watching a corporate CEO take a shit in the shittiest bathroom stall I've ever seen. There was shit on the floor, on the sink, and shit smeared on the wall. I woke up and refused to eat breakfast.
Once I dreamt that I was a soviet dictator and i was comig back to Moscow on a horse. The first thing that came in my head when I woke up was "wow that was pretty weird, I can't ride a horse"
Just randomly, if anyone has a dream where someone dies it usually means a fresh start for them. Like for example, they were sick and got better, they are getting married, having kids or they have taken a new life changing opportunity like a new relationship or job or something. As far as i know, that is usually the case.
I had a dream where i became bass player and got a band to save the world from robots at an art museum in a fight while blasting metal music. Was pretty fucking awesome since we literally had thanos on drums. Best dream ive ever had so far
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I once had a dream of DickeyDines getting sponsored by War Robots
Me too, a man can dream, can't he?
One day, brother...One day
Well, it happened 😌
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@@sagnik8432 Yeah, my dream came true :)
2:02 I MADE IT BOYS 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼 and no Jared, I never did drugs 😂😂
Username checks out.
Seeing one of your comments or memes or whatever being featured in a video is literally the best feeling though
dixsonsnn same
Are u related to jake Thompson (the comment before u)
Myles M I don’t think so haha
The spiders were all like three feet tall. Also, super stoked that my dream made it into this video
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Wow. What a coincidence that you, me, and the 2 ton frog all had the same dream.
AYYYY I MADE IT IN A VIDEO! I am constantly having weird dreams honestly but that one really stuck with me hahaha
Something with the letter two... Way to go Jared
I am the fiancé that was indeed awaken by Kayla Crawford laughing in her sleep. Twas odd indeed.
Holy shit the legend has appeared
Bro imagine a giant spider play a blast beat!
Ilia Rusev it will be infant inialators drummer
Yeah. Aaron Kitcher is already there.
That lawnmower in the background made me think, that i am listening to the most beautiful background-drone-music ever. Love you.
I had a dream that I was in a gas station. Then suddenly there was a transgender Gary busey on a unicycle and he started riding toward me laughing. I ran into a different isle where he couldn't see me. When he came around the corner I tackled him.We fought for a bit and then I pulled out his spine and skull like in the predator movie . Then I walked to the counter and bought some candy. That is where the dream ended.
That sounds like something Gary Busey would do.
that sounds like something gary busey would yell to the person next to him on the plane
Did you watch any Gary Busey movies as of recently prior to the dream??
"I had a dream once that a giant turkey was walking around my town shitting out washing machines."
Austin: "was it malicious?"
I had a dream that I was captured in a lab, and some evil scientists mutated me into a horrible monster (think Necromorph). I felt the changes too, like my torso ripping in half to make way for the long-ass spine, my arms and legs growing long, and my jaw dislocating to make room for knife-long teeth. There was blood everywhere, and all I could feel was rage at my "creators" for turning me into this thing. I spent the rest of the dream/ nightmare killing all of them, sacrificing myself in the process.
I have no idea if that meant anything, but it sounds like it'd make a sick anime scene lol.
Woah, that's sick af
top ten anime revenge scenes?
inhale screaming pt 2?
A7XFAN 115 A7x fan.
Has a slipknot logo
I agree, we as the fanbase deserve an even suckier song
Hey, that's me at 6:42 :)
Next Episode: Paranormal Experiences!!!
Had a dream where I died and went to a cultist afterlife. The realm was perpetual darkness with many castle walls linked by dirt paths. While walking along the path I met a girl wearing a hood and armour. I had never seen her before but she starting reciting a poem which despite not knowing, I was able to recite it with her. When the poem finished she hugged me and claimed that we were previously bonded by marriage and I did not remember her.
This was so fascinating to me I'm writing it into a book xD
I’m so disappointed I couldn’t contribute because I don’t remember my dreams 😢
Ashton Holtzen-Riley saammeee
Some of my weirdest dreams are with Jared and Austin.
I had a dream where I went to a picnic at night in the middle of the desert. I look up at the sky and the stars were HUGE. The stars then started to move in a synchronized motion. I turn around and there is another formation of stars that are flying towards the first formation. I find out that the stars are actually alien spaceships in the middle of a battle, shooting each other with lasers. One spaceship is shot down and crashes in the distance. The explosion caused a mushroom cloud and killed me and everyone around me. That's when I woke up.
This was fucking great! Never laughed so hard during one of your videos, that's saying something. Make this a series!
The fetish of being devoured be something is vore...I think
Always love DickeyDines Show vids
“6 in the morning if you stayed up that late”
My weirdest dream was I was on a skating rink sword fighting a human sized candle stick but instead of swords we had hockey sticks. I suck at skating.
One time I had a dream that the lava monster from Moana was in my living room, and then a human-sized hamster in an army helmet came up to me and said “we need to eradicate it” and then handed me a juice box. The juice box also functioned as a phone, and had a tiny minigun on it.
I then skated around on *nonexistent skates* and shot at the lava monster while the walls of my house fell away to reveal endless darkness.
The walls morphed to form a deadly obstacle course, and I skated along, dodging fire and shooting the lava monster. I promise I’m not on drugs 😅
I'm Weird that sounds pretty rad.
AUSTIN! COME TO FINLAND AND WE WILL TAKE A HELLISH LÖYLY IN THE SAUNA!
7:27 A glass box? Of death?
Sorry I couldn't help myself
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!
Being a bassist is actually amazing
Jared knows Castlevania.. Ok I like him even more now :D
When I was a kid I had a dream that I was at a sleepover at a mansion the size of a mall with 20 other kids.
Out the window I saw a dark void, and when we went to the gift shop that apparently was in the mansion for some reason, a flying squid the size of the Empire State Building broke through the windows with its tentacles, grabbing several kids, and then dancing and shaking the kids like maracas.
Wtf is wrong with me, and why do I always have endless voids in my dreams??
Holy shit. I had tears on my eyes on the hard/soft eggs bit.
The spiders love to get their nails done while their kids play on the jungle gym. Makes total sense they'd like to climb about on monkey bars and make webs together and shit.
You guys are so Washington that you don't know about the different egg finishes lmao!
I Just Wish These Videos would Never End 😭
I had to replay the bit where Austin is pretending to be a crocodile cuddling Jared and chomps at him like 3 or 4 times lmao XD
I have this weird ability where I can force myself awake. Everytime I feel like something is about to go down in a dream, I just force my eyes open and wake up.
Please act some of these out for a video! 1000/10 would watch!
I love these videos, there so funny
Oh god my little brother was obsessed with Boobahs when he was like 2 or 3 years old. He was usually super hyper but when Boobahs came on he would sit still and watch the show without making a sound or moving. There was a bit where there was a suit case in the middle of a field of grass and this narrator with a British accent says "It's a suitcase." then there was a pause and immediately my little brother farts. Lmao. I nearly died of laughter and never forgot that memory.
Super excited to finally be on one of these! Love watching you guys so much! Got my brother hooked on your videos too, so I had to call him and let him know I got on here haha!
Also, I didn't stay up late to watch the Boohbahs, I just woke up at 5 am every morning for no reason. Watched Teletubbies too lol
Jared at the beginning of this video is a mood
I wish I’d seen y’all asking about our weird dreams sooner! I used to have dreams of completely random 20-30 second situations, wake up, forget about them, then have them happen in real life. I’d sit there for a good while thinking about the random thing our band director was showing the class, or something my sister had just told me and wonder why I had such an intense sense of deja vu before finally being like “oh yeah, I’ve dreamt this before.”
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The fuck was that?🤣🤣🤣
The being swallowed fetish is called vore.
And the eggs soft or hard references how scrambled you want them
that's people taking Attack on Titan too far, and i thought Furries are an odd bunch (no disrespect to there subculture, but it aint for me, lol)
Lucid dreams are the worst. Once had a lucid nightmare and woke from it screaming, only to later realize i was still dreaming and the monster was still after me. Finally woke up for real and felt really disoriented.
How do you Jared
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My weirdest dream was finding justin bieber in a lake (that doesn't even exist) in my home town. He somehow was a dolphin... like, he looked nothing like justin bieber but I, for some reason, knew he was the biebs. I then took him home and brought him in my dad's bedroom where my sister and my dad used his fins to do geometry homework (that was specifically weird). Bieber then proceeded to stand up (i don't know how) and sing the first verse of his song first dance over and over again, right into my face.
Fucking weird but still somehow enjoyable for me.
edit: it was actually the song somebody to love...
HARD LOL at Biebsy dolphin xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
One of my dreams I opened for my favorite band once, and after the show in the back we hung out and they liked our music so much we went on tour and at the end of the tour we had an emotional goodbye and the lead singer/guitarist drew a symbol that I drew as soon as I woke up and now it’s the logo on my custom guitar I made, getting tattooed on me and is my bands logo.
I just remembered while watching this that a few months ago I had a dream that Jake and Logan Paul were trying to get into my house and I was holding them off with my pocket knife.
Love Austin's shirt👌
When I was 6 years old, I had a recurring dream where I was depserately trying to sleep while Satan kept turning on the light with hellish laughter. I was so damn frustrated!
Btw., listening to Austin and Jared on how to fist fight a rhino was just the best ;D
I had a dream where Jared Dines was legit at my house and was hanging out and drinking and shredding the guitar.... this was 100% true
I once had a recurring nightmare where this goblin dude kept trying to steal this towel off my face and it unironically scared me for a long time
Jared keeps dancing throughout the video
We need some Doctor Dickey videos...
Please!!
Best intro ever.
When I was 7 I had this dream where I was at recess and someone wanted my swing and as soon as I got off the swing this massive pitch black abyss opened up and as soon as I fell in I woked up sweating.
Big love to the boys..!
My scariest dream yet: So when me and my brother were younger, we used to sleep over almost every weekend at my grandparents house. They are literally our neighbors so we walked there. I recently dreamed about doing that again but in the middle of the night me and my brother heard terrifying evil dark screams. My brother didn’t care but I freaked the fuck out, which is a pretty realistic situation. He isn’t scared of anything and I start crying when I see a small bug, anyway I‘m drifting off. So my brother is like „The screams are from the farm, lets look“ and then we went down and opened the door to the farm where the cows are and such and everything looked normal. My brother then found a locked door in the ground hidden under hay. The key was laying next to it, so we opened it. The screams were so fucking loud at this point and it was pitch black. I remember turning on my phone flash light and seeing cages after cages filled with bony death looking beings. All of them had red glowing eyes long tongues and sharp teeth. They all looked at me and I froze and couldn’t move anymore. I felt myself being pushed to them without being able to control it. I screamed for help, my brothers head suddenly fell off and blood spilled everywhere. I tried resisting but soon I was face to face to one of these terrifying beings. I remember exactly what they looked like. Google Rettei Maske, that’s how they looked like. He then ripped my clothing off and then I woke up sweating like hell and being so happy it was just a dream. Seriously that was so terrifying.
Jesus fucking Christ that’s horrifying
I googled that and my immediate reaction was "HOLY FUCK! Good Lord that's terrifying!" I have no idea how that didn't make you have a fucking heart attack or some shit.
JESUS FUCK that’s scary as hell
Woah dude I have seriously had a similar dream with hideous creatures with red eyes
I often have dreams interchanging positions with myself, and a video game character. What I mean is, I start off with me playing some game, and then I end up being in it.
I've even had dreams where even though I'm not playing a game, I'm doing the kind of moves (climbing, jumping, etc.) that you see in a video game.
I've also had a lot of dreams where I'm trying to stay safe from a zombie outbreak.
On the other hand, I've never had a completely lucid dream. The most that has happened is I realized that the world I'm in is a dream, so whatever happens doesn't matter; but I haven't been able to completely control myself, or the events around me. I've pinched myself once in a dream, which had me confirm that it was because there was no pain.
Some my weirdest ones so far that I remember:
- Waking up, but still remaining in the dream (Inception)
- Climbing a tall building to find its roof covered with scorpions
- Raining ink black water
- Seeing my mom wake up, and another "clone" of her asleep, about whom she (awake) asks, who that is
I think Conner Thompson was just REALLY addicted to Hello Neighbor.
i have a severe condition about nightmares,and they always have people I know and love in them,and they always hurt me(during the nightmares)...So when I wake up I just stay mad at them for weeks because of my condition that makes me think that my nightmares were actually real life
11:40 Lol, my sister and I nicknamed our dog Boohbah even though her real name is Korra. Specifically, we used a goofy high pitched voice as if it was the dog talking in the third person and referring to herself as Boohbah. For years our mom thought we were just making some random noise until we showed her a picture of Boohbahs. She thought it was the weirdest shit, but we still call her Boohbah more often than her real name.
I once had a dream of the Korn doll in the Outlast Asylum dancing gangam style.
"Dreams do come true honey." -Austin Dickey ❤
“Dreams either mean nothing or everything” -Roland Deschain
I just remembered a nightmare I had years ago. It was probably the most metal dream I have ever had and probably will ever have. The setting was a desert city, think Mad Maxx Fury Road if it wasn't post apocalyptic. There was this weird ass machine that was like one of those giant mining trucks, but it ran on the bodies of half-demon looking people. The truck bed acted as the fuel tank, and it was full of dismembered corpses; me and a handful of those half-demons were alive in there, I was just standing there freaking out or something but the others were walking around eating bits of body. I woke up feeling a little sick.
I had a dream that we drove under our refrigerator and there was a HUGE mall under it.
I had a friend who told me she had a dream where there was this weird guy just following her and making puns, I was watching one of your videos at the time and she points to Austin and says that he was the weird man making the puns. She has never seen one of your videos before.
Nice colors! Good job
I asked my mom the eggs question... I got grounded.
my dreams go on for like an hour and every second something new is happening and i can barely tell whats going on and i cant even describe half the shit I see
Stoooop boobah’s traumatized me.
Jared always looks drunk af in the intros
You can have "over hard" eggs too... They're like "over easy" with hard yokes.
I’d fight the rhino, i get sketched by bears
I had a dream once that I was in a blizzard and I stopped to ask for help and it just happened to be your house Jared, so we proceeded to just hang out and play music.
Last night I had a dream that I was at my school's band practice. There was a store worth of food and I was eating it all. Then there was a fellow metalhead at my school playing the guitar part of Psychosocial on a grand piano and my friend and I were screaming the chorus. Probably the most pleasant dream I've ever had.
The giant spider one kinda got me 🤧🤧
Pleace do a "weirdest dreams ever! Pt2" i laught my ass off😂😂😂
I once had a dream where I was in another persons body and another fuckface was in mine. I remember my voice in the other body was totally different...
I also had a dream where the FBI swooped in and gunned down my Pa.
'Another fuckface was in mine'
I dunno why that made me laugh so hard, but it was fantastic. Like 'hey, this fuckface is driving my shit around!'
When jared said "is there someone mowing the lawn, " there literally was someone mowing their lawn outside my house.
Lol, my favorite band is Alice in Chains, and one night I dreamt about going to their concert and meeting all the guys and then they invited me to be in the band with them. We were on tour and when we finished with the tour I asked the guys if any of them was free the day after to go to my mom's place with me and surprise her cause she loves Alice in Chains too. It turned out that Sean and Jerry were free that day so we drove to my mom's place in a black Lamborghini that had really awesome speakers and while we were on our way there we were listening to the Alice in Chains Dirt album and rocking out to it on full volume. When we arrived to my mom's house I called her and told her that I got her a Lamborghini, but I didn't tell her about Sean and Jerry coming with me. She walked up to the car and then the guys and I got out of it and she just stood there and didn't know what to say. I told her to give us a ride in the car and then I woke up.
When I told my mom about that dream the other day the only thing she said was: "Congratulations for getting invited in the band" and then she told me how she dreamt about going on an Alice in Chains concert with Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell and she saw me and Layne singing together and she yelled "THAT'S MY DAUGHTER EVERYONE!" but nobody except Chris and Eddie heard her.
Haha dude that's sick, they're my favourite band too, I dreamed about playing live with them once
Dude, I just dream all the time that I've just gotten up and gotten ready for my day, but it turns out that I'm just STILL ASLEEP and miss my bus. The absolute worst.
Oh but they're always in 3rd person because I'm basically just thinking though all of the things that I need to do, not like photographic what I would see
I’m legit terrified of teletubbies.
Hello Spidus
Have anyone ever seen their phone in their dreams?
MORE DOCTOR DICKEY TIME
As you guys were talking about the rhino thing my entire house shook and made a loud boom noise like a bomb went off
1030 to 1040. When Austin is laughing too intense that he cant talk for a second was the best part of the video for me. For some reason, his laugh is sometimes funnier that the joke 😂😂😂
Jared sounded like Mickey Mouse in the intro😂😂
When I was little, I always had a dream that there was a girl playing the flute as I jumped in a lake and drowned. I woke up feeling as if I was falling.
I once had a dream where I was being nursed in a hammock made of webs, by a spider. The spider was also apparently a fairy and the scene suddenly transitioned with me watching a corporate CEO take a shit in the shittiest bathroom stall I've ever seen. There was shit on the floor, on the sink, and shit smeared on the wall. I woke up and refused to eat breakfast.
3:19 buddy watches too much rick and morty lol
2:00 my name is connor thomson, spelled different but it shook me when you said it and i wasn't looking at my monitor.
Once I dreamt that I was a soviet dictator and i was comig back to Moscow on a horse. The first thing that came in my head when I woke up was "wow that was pretty weird, I can't ride a horse"
Just randomly, if anyone has a dream where someone dies it usually means a fresh start for them. Like for example, they were sick and got better, they are getting married, having kids or they have taken a new life changing opportunity like a new relationship or job or something. As far as i know, that is usually the case.
I had a dream where i became bass player and got a band to save the world from robots at an art museum in a fight while blasting metal music. Was pretty fucking awesome since we literally had thanos on drums. Best dream ive ever had so far
A guy got crushed by a speeding car full of giant hotdogs as he was passing the street.
Jared: There's a fetish for that y'know?
The letter 2.lolo .lol lolololol