The Weirdest Would You Rathers! (Viewer's Choice)

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  • @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037
    @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Austin really flexed on us with those casual guterals

    • @jeffd.3883
      @jeffd.3883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Came here for this

    • @toyotaecw
      @toyotaecw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *replies in Korn scats*

  • @biscuitstheanteater7306
    @biscuitstheanteater7306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Jared with a beanie is a level of spherical I wasn’t ready to see today

  • @stephenscreams
    @stephenscreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “I don’t think there’s a bright side to slamming your balls in a car door.”

    • @SpaceEmperorGenos
      @SpaceEmperorGenos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This made me laugh harder than it should have.

    • @paingenerator8338
      @paingenerator8338 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That was my question and I'm only just seeing this video. I lost my shit so hard at that.

  • @IntermezzoR
    @IntermezzoR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    15:40 I'd love to hear Austin have a conversation in that voice with Psychopebbles

  • @regurgitatethehate2750
    @regurgitatethehate2750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Something to look into: There is actually a death metal band called Brain Tentacles that's LEAD instrument IS A BARI SAX. Some professional saxophonist just decided one day he wanted to throw together a metal band and did. It's absolutely wounderful.

    • @SpriteAndSmite
      @SpriteAndSmite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf did I just listen to.

    • @rsa.crabguy7583
      @rsa.crabguy7583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you for bringing this into my life lmao

    • @princevaughn1849
      @princevaughn1849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you!

    • @givenspade
      @givenspade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank you for this, i really needed this.

    • @heikkiremes5661
      @heikkiremes5661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanx, nice!

  • @kandelgoat9512
    @kandelgoat9512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I would absolutely go with the saxophone one, I'd be like Rivers of Nihil with those sexy sax solos

    • @Ryo7_7
      @Ryo7_7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ditto 🤙🏽

    • @banananaz674
      @banananaz674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol check out "Aetheria Conscientia", it's more like post/ambient black metal but they have a saxophonist and it's interesting to say the least!

  • @freakofnature664
    @freakofnature664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Korn scat or gutterals:
    Pick gutterals and just never speak off stage. That would make a fucking sick stage personality. You NEVER speak until you get up on there and bust out the best fucking low

    • @Masked_SVincent
      @Masked_SVincent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ah yes, but for daily life just speak in sign language

    • @freakofnature664
      @freakofnature664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Masked_SVincent exactly

  • @flockofturtles215
    @flockofturtles215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    These guys are still to this day the funniest pair of dudes when together lol

  • @travisdelee8647
    @travisdelee8647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "can you pause the song, it fucking stinks in here".
    That is the greatest thing that will have been said this whole year.

  • @evergreen3337
    @evergreen3337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Only hear a guy screaming in your ear every time you drive"... so nothing changes I guess. You forget, we're all metalheads

  • @Benobot99
    @Benobot99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Lmao. Had tears in my eyes from laughing at the stank face during heavy songs, but because of the smell 😂

    • @weareeternalband586
      @weareeternalband586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I already make that face during filthy breakdowns 😖

  • @guerilla3633
    @guerilla3633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    For the speaking in gutturals one, I imagine a caveat would be that when you write it always comes out looking like a death metal album cover. Just a pile of sticks on 8 pages of an essay

  • @chronic_hatred6663
    @chronic_hatred6663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ngl Jared playing the Saxophone is something that we need yo see/hear lmao, careless whisper but deathcore vocals lmfao 🤣

  • @danielschnitzer7044
    @danielschnitzer7044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Nothing makes me laugh as hard as Dickey. When he started doing Korn scats, I fell off my bed from laughter.

  • @leos.9449
    @leos.9449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Well im trying to kill steve harvey" killed me

  • @mynamejosh5536
    @mynamejosh5536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    One time in five years: "Sweet I can listen to music today finally!"
    The Music: "Looooook a this Photograph"
    😯

  • @leingarcia7722
    @leingarcia7722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel like the scream I would hear in my car is the same one Jim Carrey does in Dumb and Dumber

  • @SkarletOctaviaMUSIC
    @SkarletOctaviaMUSIC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The fact that austin watches oneyplays makes me love him even more

  • @despoinampraessa9189
    @despoinampraessa9189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    17:47 how fortunate Americans are when it comes to concerts! I wish my favourite bands were coming to my country once a year ! They never come here...I'll have to travel if i want to see them !

    • @evergreen3337
      @evergreen3337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Depends on where you are in America. I hardly get any good concerts, except for Jinjer in March and Megadeth/Lamb of God in April. I think I'm going to the Jinjer one, I don't really listen to them but I'll take what I can get.

    • @despoinampraessa9189
      @despoinampraessa9189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@evergreen3337 well...yeah , obviously they can't possibly go EVERYWHERE but it's easier , at least in my mind...i don't know how it actually is over there !

    • @whitefantom
      @whitefantom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It also depends on where your favorite bands are from. My favorite band is from Finland, and they never tour in the U.S. They played at ProgPower in Atlanta in 2019, and that was the first U.S. show they ever did (except for a small show almost no one even knew about back almost 20 years ago when they were first starting out).
      I was fortunate enough to be able to make it to that show in 2019 (and I paid a ridiculous amount of money for tickets, since it's a multi-day music festival and I really only came to see one band 😅), but that was most likely the only U.S. show they'll ever play, so if I want to see them again, I'm going to have to buy a plane ticket to Europe, pay for lodgings and food, plus pay for the show itself just to see them live again. And given my current income, that's...not happening. 😥

  • @jdm8702
    @jdm8702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Deathcore Sax sounds sick

  • @tophercharlier3292
    @tophercharlier3292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Rivers of Nihil has sax in some of their songs! And it slaps!

    • @evergreen3337
      @evergreen3337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yeah, "Where Owls Know My Name" is a banger.

  • @zinnydin2345
    @zinnydin2345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:37 lmao a Marss reference was the last thing i expected hahaha

    • @BoltsPog
      @BoltsPog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol i was so shocked

    • @Tonjit41
      @Tonjit41 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right?! Ugh I wish I could have friends like them! Cisisndhekwns

  • @boozer216
    @boozer216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Got into a car accident today. This vid cheered me right up

    • @evergreen3337
      @evergreen3337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope everyone's alright

    • @boozer216
      @boozer216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@evergreen3337 all good. I came out with the most damage with a fucked up shoulder. Sister was fine and the guy I hit was cool as fuck about the whole thing

    • @evergreen3337
      @evergreen3337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@boozer216 Aight, glad to hear everything worked out

    • @SpaceEmperorGenos
      @SpaceEmperorGenos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boozer216 You still doing okay? Hope nothing's cropped up after the recovery.
      I got a bad wrist fracture about 3 years ago and it still fucks with me so I have to wear a compression sleeve every few days

    • @boozer216
      @boozer216 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SpaceEmperorGenos im good

  • @AloeVerainaTerracottapot
    @AloeVerainaTerracottapot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The oneyplays shout-out made me so happy lol. Great impression of Zach

  • @borbleborb4586
    @borbleborb4586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:41 AYO STICKEY’S CULTURED!!

  • @connerellison4899
    @connerellison4899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Korn scats sounds like a foreign brand of cereal.

  • @borbleborb4586
    @borbleborb4586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My favorite channel, The StickeyBrines Show.

  • @JETGuitars
    @JETGuitars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A Baker's dozen of kittens 😂😂😂

  • @DaeODon-ic8xl
    @DaeODon-ic8xl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ah yes, it's a good day when DickeyDines posts

  • @spicybean2004
    @spicybean2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Doinkey stickey has grown his hair long man

  • @necroguy567
    @necroguy567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    blessed us with an upload 🙏

  • @Didierrulezd00d
    @Didierrulezd00d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:22 Austin has me dead! He reminds me of Billy from Saw. 😂

  • @FoxtrotBard420
    @FoxtrotBard420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I appreciate that you said my name correctly! 🤙🏾

  • @carlyh4315
    @carlyh4315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Whenever you guys post I get so happy. Thank you :)

  • @marmarballz
    @marmarballz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Saxophone thing just reminded me of this time I was at a concert and one of the opening bands had a random Saxophone player. All I remember is that the band was pretty awful but the Sax guy was awesome - it made no sense why he was there though. (It was three years ago and was quite drunk so that's all I remember 😂)

  • @TristanSchultheiss06
    @TristanSchultheiss06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    21:24 thanks for the Them Bones intro

  • @TristanSchultheiss06
    @TristanSchultheiss06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Beanie boy and Snapback scrumbo

  • @nickjones2398
    @nickjones2398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dining with Dickey?....

  • @joemercurio2990
    @joemercurio2990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You guys honestly make my day haha thank you so much for taking the time to make people laugh and forget about everyday stress for a short length of time seriously thank you

  • @ashleyjessee5953
    @ashleyjessee5953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    River of Nihil is actually a dope ass slamming metal band with a saxophone. Check them out.

  • @WeEatGhostsband
    @WeEatGhostsband 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Djent is pretty pog

  • @gerbenvanegmond4007
    @gerbenvanegmond4007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nearly choked because of the belching demo Jared🤣

  • @levieramseymusic
    @levieramseymusic ปีที่แล้ว

    7:49 they say never HAVE to sleep!! That means it’s an option😂 that’s the way to go

  • @JesusChrist-ko7sg
    @JesusChrist-ko7sg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes

  • @malibo1997
    @malibo1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bring back dining with dickey!! At least for one last time XD

  • @ZaccScissorlip
    @ZaccScissorlip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    QUEUE KICKASS MUSIC
    *plays them bones by Alice in chains*

  • @kyledyar2040
    @kyledyar2040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wonder if Austin will grow his hair out fully lmao

  • @EnvisionedBlindness
    @EnvisionedBlindness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jared, my dude. Slip the beanie back a bit lol

  • @gdheavy1006
    @gdheavy1006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very big funni indeed

  • @Ghoulishx182
    @Ghoulishx182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yoooo new DD Show this is the best Saturday ever

  • @geoff3610
    @geoff3610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hey man, can you turn the song off, it stinks in here" - car audio/bass guys when their shit burns up.
    With the no sleep one... can I have someone knock me out? Am I un-knockout-able? Street fights are gonna be crazy when I never stay down.

  • @toomuchtm87
    @toomuchtm87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shoutout to the marss could be you

    • @Dickey7861
      @Dickey7861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A fellow Marss Monke I see 💜💜💜

    • @toomuchtm87
      @toomuchtm87 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dickey7861 ayyyyyyy

  • @cynicalx7495
    @cynicalx7495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think Austin is just siphoning Jared’s hair. That’s why Jared is losing hair while Austin is getting hair.

  • @RushFanatic87
    @RushFanatic87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can’t go see my favorite band anymore… R.I.P. Neil Peart

  • @onidemon647
    @onidemon647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never thought I see oneyplays make it here

  • @Gothgirlbear777
    @Gothgirlbear777 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I played a duo piano recital at Carnegie Hall as part of a Suzuki program when I was 6

  • @damien7kaito309
    @damien7kaito309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loophole- It said YOUR car just borrow (or steal) someone else’s car, so boom no screaming

  • @roachxyz
    @roachxyz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Korn scats for sure

  • @johnnyc0882
    @johnnyc0882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That first one was so freaking random

    • @kylevaughan4178
      @kylevaughan4178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They asked for weird. I delivered

  • @gracehalaufia9958
    @gracehalaufia9958 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I cannot stop laughing. Seriously, your videos are the only thing that make me laugh these days.

  • @dylanvasicadrums
    @dylanvasicadrums 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My time has come as a drummer, goodbye

  • @frankunodostres473
    @frankunodostres473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:37 a picture of marss is one of the things I least expected to ever see on this channel

    • @Tonjit41
      @Tonjit41 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr. That caught me so off guard.

  • @nordicshredder4128
    @nordicshredder4128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    id go with the sax since it would be funny if someone figured out that the best saxiphone player was a power metal musician

  • @d1rty_water187
    @d1rty_water187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a lovely surprise

  • @CyberChrist
    @CyberChrist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Korn scats would work perfectly with the #SpeakingInTongues crowd :P

  • @dylfran9586
    @dylfran9586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Always love new videos boys I wanted to see if we will see a best breakdowns of 2021 video keep face smelting in the free world 🤘

  • @sarty23
    @sarty23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    AUSTIN! COME TO FINLAND AND WE WILL TAKE A HELLISH LÖYLY IN THE SAUNA!

  • @trollyomegapolie3254
    @trollyomegapolie3254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he shouted out oney plays..... thats dope

  • @SephBentos
    @SephBentos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey, I made it on to the episode! 🎷😅

  • @Avovoom
    @Avovoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lost boys saxophone!!!!

    • @Avovoom
      @Avovoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AzathothsAlarmClock that's pretty cool! Thanks for sharing

  • @Water_is_good23
    @Water_is_good23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:49 in the words of Brian Wille of currents “YOU’ll NEVER SLEEP AGAIN”

  • @kaiju4914
    @kaiju4914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:45 I fucking knew that was just a big oneyplays reference😂

  • @Carolinasquatch
    @Carolinasquatch 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've fallen asleep driving before. Some how stayed on the road. Had a few close calls almost falling asleep. So between smelling farts with music, and the guy screaming, I chose the screaming guy

  • @SpriteAndSmite
    @SpriteAndSmite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Missed you guys!

  • @fafh716
    @fafh716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fuckin christ that genshin impact joke caught me so off guard. Too good😂😂

  • @magnos_decimus
    @magnos_decimus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Have either of you seen the first episode of Black Mirror? I won't spoil but that would you rather question of killing a litter of kitten in front of a child and an audience plays into that. You should watch it.

    • @whitefantom
      @whitefantom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought of the same episode on that one. That's a hard episode to watch, especially for the very first episode of a series.

  • @BlizzardDaPup777
    @BlizzardDaPup777 ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin and jared should make a video based on that Korn scats or gutterals voice question. Just have regular conversation in metal voice and guess what the other is saying

  • @Pottopic420
    @Pottopic420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Austin looks like a metalhead truck driver

  • @NecroMadz
    @NecroMadz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So happy when u guys upload ❤️‍🔥

  • @TechX1320
    @TechX1320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cornscat screaming is just gilbert gottfried constantly talking

  • @jojoversus1100
    @jojoversus1100 ปีที่แล้ว

    Johnathan Davis already speaks in Korn scats

  • @bork2211
    @bork2211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    NEW DICKEYDINES LETTTS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Ravenbiter005
    @Ravenbiter005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Didn't expect Zach Hadel voice outta no where

  • @frostbyte4819
    @frostbyte4819 ปีที่แล้ว

    coming back to this and just watching old videos and now AI music is a thing, the boys predicted it!

  • @bladempale1751
    @bladempale1751 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Zach impressions made this even better 😂

  • @metalveyn
    @metalveyn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Can i get the jerk-shit combo?" 😭

  • @carlyh4315
    @carlyh4315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shout out oneyplays that made me so happy. I love Zach and Chris and the rest too

  • @Jmedo25
    @Jmedo25 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That fart smell and screaming car debate had me weak as fuck! Lol

  • @AHVENAN
    @AHVENAN 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It didnt say you COULDN'T ever go to sleep, it just said you never HAVE TO, so if you ever wanted to, you could still go to sleep for a bit every now and then

  • @TeufelHunden927
    @TeufelHunden927 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well Korn SCATS kinda don’t have lyrics, like if you’re talking about Freak on a Leash or Rotting in Vain, but if it’s that weird scat like Twist, it would just be impossible to understand.

  • @buffaloben15golf88
    @buffaloben15golf88 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:34 it took me like 10 seconds to get that joke but once I did I DIED 😂😵🔥👌

  • @jayfindlay7793
    @jayfindlay7793 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven’t watched Dickey dines in a while, and I REALLY forgot how good of a vocalist Austin is untill 13:17

  • @joshkuhnmusic
    @joshkuhnmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My granddad has a condition where he basically belches constantly. Can confirm its not ideal.

  • @theonlookerofficial_
    @theonlookerofficial_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin’s looking like custom grow 420

  • @firkinja
    @firkinja 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay but with the saxophone one, think about the possibilities insofar as multiphonics!! Like getting some sick fucking gutturals while playing a sexy ass lick on the sax, absolutely incredible

  • @dakotamendoza979
    @dakotamendoza979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hit em with the ol genshin impact is the funniest joke that didn't get acknowledged

  • @__414.88b_
    @__414.88b_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sax+growl=love

  • @christophermoore9436
    @christophermoore9436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dickey looking like Mater from Cars

  • @jimmyginseng
    @jimmyginseng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes please! Thanks dad

  • @danielexplosion
    @danielexplosion ปีที่แล้ว

    Do we get to choose the screaming guy in a car sound? If it's a drive from, like, Massachusetts to New York, that motherfucker's gonna be mute by like, Connecticut at the most. But if it's a repeating, pitch-shift adjusted soundbyte of someone screaming, I honestly could live with Arin & Dan from Game Grumps's playthrough of the Pokémon Red reissue where Professor Oak is introducing his Nidoran & have it mirror the sound of shifting gears. Might make cruising with Deftones' Passenger way more hilarious. "This time won't you please AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
    Also, I got one:
    Would you rather, as a restaurant owner in Salem, MA specifically, have either:
    1.) Your wait staff dictate of menu items & specials, as well as answer all inquiries in KoRn scat, or have the ENTIRE BACK OF HOUSE, PLUS WAIT STAFF communicate all orders in gutteral? "Theya's ya tawpic, tawlk amongst the sleeves, DISCUSS!"