Would you rather... but Metal

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  • @exittragedy1436
    @exittragedy1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    If you yell "Slayer sucks" at a Slayer show, there's a good chance no one's even gonna hear you

    • @danielbrawner3677
      @danielbrawner3677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Or half of them would agree, but jam out anyways. 🤣

    • @Colin-ch6zh
      @Colin-ch6zh ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @Hadalium
      @Hadalium ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "SLAYER SUCKS!!!"
      "WHAT!?"

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine yelling "SLAYER SUCKS!" and then Tom Araya goes to you after the show, pats your shoulder and just says "Yes. Slayer sucks." in a serious tome. That'd be pretty funny.

    • @jaybarbieri8619
      @jaybarbieri8619 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChaplainPhantasmDefinitely something he’d do lmao

  • @Sullivan3406
    @Sullivan3406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    You guys make life better.

    • @Dickey7861
      @Dickey7861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      💜💜💜

    • @ttraitors_5588
      @ttraitors_5588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Dickey7861 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @maxxpayn3_
      @maxxpayn3_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fr

  • @donaldduckdidyomom
    @donaldduckdidyomom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    I could just imagine austin in the bathroom of a restaurant screaming “I CUUUUUUUM BLOOOOOOOOOOD!!!” 💀

    • @RedRed.917
      @RedRed.917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LMAOOOOO

    • @xx7secondsxx
      @xx7secondsxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My ex (soon to be wife!.... didn't work) sent me that pic!!!
      She was soooo RADD I truly thought it was her!!!!
      Still sooo 🥰🥰🥰 with her! Great soul!
      Were just friends!

    • @mamitomoesenpai9572
      @mamitomoesenpai9572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you could use the loophole of screaming from skin to liquid since it is your choice of what song

    • @TheHorror415
      @TheHorror415 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@xx7secondsxxthis is the most confusing comment I've ever read

    • @alcoholicofthedarkforrest4402
      @alcoholicofthedarkforrest4402 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@xx7secondsxxmy brother in Christ I see you're hurting and I'm sorry.

  • @mattwilliamsonguitar
    @mattwilliamsonguitar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Holy fuck, Austin's hair is a 10/10. Looks like a hockey mullet

    • @crswro1690
      @crswro1690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      he gonna grow it out to donate it to Jared. poor fellas hairline is struggling.

    • @mattwilliamsonguitar
      @mattwilliamsonguitar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@crswro1690 ice cold 🤣

    • @BidoMaggot
      @BidoMaggot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The manscaped sponsorship ran out

    • @TheVioletBunny
      @TheVioletBunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BidoMaggot keeps*

    • @crswro1690
      @crswro1690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@justincoulter1992 if it does, ill at least have the common sense to not attempt to poorly conceal it with a backwards snapback. i think i would go with a flex fit.

  • @jessesmac
    @jessesmac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "Munched on by Possums" is a better song title than "Devoured by Vermin"

    • @cmc47834
      @cmc47834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can hear George yelling this before playing the song lol.

  • @therestingmitchface6241
    @therestingmitchface6241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I saw Silent Planet, Silverstein and ABR. During the set up for Silverstein, the DJ played Chop Suey. Let’s just say the crowd sang Chop Suey way louder than they did to Silverstein

    • @jpl1608
      @jpl1608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’m afraid you’re mistaken.
      The chop suey hype song is ABRs tradition.

    • @danielmontgomery7657
      @danielmontgomery7657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I actually saw SOAD with Korn and Russian circles as the opening bands a few weeks ago with my dad. It was my first metal show. I will never forget it as long as I live. \m/

    • @silenttbobb217
      @silenttbobb217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's a venue near me that always plays chop suey at some point and everyone gets into it every time

    • @WCUmetalhead
      @WCUmetalhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saw that same line up in Charlotte and the crowd went nuts for Chop Suey

    • @Skarekrow1592
      @Skarekrow1592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I went to a Static-X reunion show with Dope, Devildriver,Raven Black and Wednsday 13.
      In between opening local bands. Dj started playing "Walk" by Pantera and "Replica" by Fear Factory. The ENTIRE audience sang along and moshed to both songs.
      Some nothing local band comes out and everyone instantly walks away. 😃

  • @napalm_toast995
    @napalm_toast995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    gumbuses are back

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      the gumbuses... the scrumbuses...

    • @Elias_619
      @Elias_619 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The chubba-wambusses

  • @nattyg1909
    @nattyg1909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    if metal never existed, aubby would still have the ridiculous vocal talent but it would mean nothing, since metal didn't exist. he's just be some guy that does the voiceovers for bears in animated childrens movies.

    • @Dickey7861
      @Dickey7861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’d be chased into the woods by villagers with pitch forks and torches lol

    • @frankunodostres473
      @frankunodostres473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sounds like a cool gig tbh

    • @tommiethrash
      @tommiethrash 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @UncleRJ
    @UncleRJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Austin's last Would You Rather is basically choose either be Tony Iommi or be Ozzy Osbourne.

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or Django Reinhardt, who was a jazz guitarist who lost two of his fingers

  • @smarre12
    @smarre12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The Final Episode is nice, I really dig the chorus

    • @alexhurd148
      @alexhurd148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I unironically love that song. It's a jam for sure

    • @guitarandgames1386
      @guitarandgames1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly as someone who mainly listens to death metal and thrash. The final episode is a fun song

    • @kacyeswinney7002
      @kacyeswinney7002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m guilt of being a daily listener 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

    • @nicosuave5867
      @nicosuave5867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kacyeswinney7002 same I listen to it in my patrol car whilst running speed tests on the highway 🛣️

  • @joblow5517
    @joblow5517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Austin saying some of the funniest stuff and hearing Jared laugh his arse off is hilarious lmao

  • @Mecha_Neko
    @Mecha_Neko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Austin is slowly morphing into a rad guidance counselor.

  • @fisspace9330hate
    @fisspace9330hate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Jared wearing a DGD shirt makes me stoked for some reason.

  • @cameroncruz9500
    @cameroncruz9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Would you rather that, 1.) whenever you listen to a song 2 times in a row, it automatically becomes the only song you can listen to for an entire year until the day that you repeated that song.
    Or 2.) Every time you hit 100 listens to any song, that song is lost forever and you cant listen to it again in any capacity.

  • @MrDrumerguy
    @MrDrumerguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Austin had me dying with that gravity blast conversation @16:17

    • @sikstene
      @sikstene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @Dickey7861
      @Dickey7861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hahahaha same honestly, never realized till that moment how funny it is.

  • @marcoestrada2891
    @marcoestrada2891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I would love to see this "family feud" style. Where you poll the community first and make it a points game to see who chooses the most popular choice. As well as choose for yourselves. Just a thought, loved the video, thank you.

  • @js78910
    @js78910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I already play guitar a little bit.: - Jared Dines
    If that's the case I've never even touched a guitar. hahaha

  • @DESOLATENY
    @DESOLATENY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    would you rather start a new major music festival/tour (like Warped tour, Knotfest, etc.) that is super successful OR start a completely new genre in music that becomes extremely popular and you will be credited with creating for the rest of human history.

    • @christinalopez2487
      @christinalopez2487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Start a new genre

    • @jpl1608
      @jpl1608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Genre for sure. And then play your own festivals anyway. Lol.
      This is super easy.

    • @Dickey7861
      @Dickey7861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The fest would be dope now for the sake of concert goers but making your own genre that’s legendary status! I’d choose option 2! 💜

    • @DamienXavier1828
      @DamienXavier1828 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make a new festival. It would be a blast. We need a new warped tour. I miss those days man.

    • @guitarandgames1386
      @guitarandgames1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      New genre. I've always dreamed of combining the best aspects of Death, Thrash, and Groove metal

  • @ethan.branthoover3460
    @ethan.branthoover3460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Jared really said he plays guitar "a little bit" 💀

  • @vladimirtrikonoski9724
    @vladimirtrikonoski9724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "some people actually do that. They only have 10 songs on their playlist and nothing else* ight bro you literally did not need to throw me into the fire like that homie. I def listen to like only 5 songs most of the time.

  • @TopFloorEricc
    @TopFloorEricc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I fucking lost it when Austin started describing in detail how many times Jared would get hit by the hammer 😂

  • @jacobhendershot4951
    @jacobhendershot4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think more people should take a moment to appreciate that Austin Chin hair and mustache have grown into a proper goatee. What a beautiful human

  • @melvinschrute9617
    @melvinschrute9617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Another episode of Dunky and Krunk

  • @thealaskanforever
    @thealaskanforever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Would you rather fight Alex terrible or Mick Thompson? (They have their mask on)

    • @metalheadofmordor9169
      @metalheadofmordor9169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes

    • @_CPP_
      @_CPP_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Probably Alex Terrible. Mick is way too intimidating

    • @FilthTribeFTP
      @FilthTribeFTP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So basically, do you want to die very painfully, or do you want to die experiencing the most fear and horror possible? Tough choice

    • @XDiCap
      @XDiCap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mick. He’s older so he might have bad knees or a bad back

    • @lrballistics
      @lrballistics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@XDiCap Dude took a knife to the neck and walked home three days later, you're not walking away

  • @pierre-yvesbourbeau2897
    @pierre-yvesbourbeau2897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I once was at an ADTR show with my girl friend and all of a sudden, they started to play Chop Suey by System of a Down. Everyone started to since at the top of there lungs in the venu and the band started right after the song was over. My girlfriend thought we we're all crazy because it was her first show ever XD

    • @squonkydog6259
      @squonkydog6259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotta love the drive in boyos, they’re really good friends with SOAD edit: wait did you mean ATDI or am I just el stupido

  • @Legolion17
    @Legolion17 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    DEVOURED - Cesspool Of Vermin
    There's your answer

  • @Fey_Fatale
    @Fey_Fatale ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the most brilliant mini music festivals I ever went to had two stages in one room; one up front, and one to the side. So when the main stage was breaking down, the next band would start playing the side stage. While they were playing, the next band on the main stage would be setting up, so there was never any lull. The crowd just shifted the way they were facing between each set. They squeezed in like 15+ bands in one afternoon/evening.

  • @julianpalmer-smith5765
    @julianpalmer-smith5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I got the tmj shit too Dicky, much love brother. Glad to see all you guys are still rocking

  • @TranzparentMethods
    @TranzparentMethods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly, one of the biggest shows I was ever a part of, we started a riot. The Detroit Police showed up. I was in a Hip Hop group, where we were promised an 8:30 stage time. Our fans were waiting until 10:30... This dude started a riot, due to one of my group members hitting him in the head with a CD... He didn't mean it, but the man he hit just happened to be a guy that was heckling us right off stage. That lead to a complete riot. I wish I still had video from that night!

  • @MrMetalhorse
    @MrMetalhorse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I would just let metal not exist, invent it again and take credit for all the famous riffs. I'd probably get rich as fuck. Imagine being the guy who came up with ALL the guitar center riffs. Lmfao

    • @MrMetalhorse
      @MrMetalhorse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pretty selfish and cunty, I know, but it's hypothetical guys.

    • @ericsele588
      @ericsele588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But then you'd have to fight Tipper Gore all by yourself.

    • @melanekhirano762
      @melanekhirano762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought the same xD

    • @kzeriar25
      @kzeriar25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      yeah but the condition was it could never be reinvented either

    • @MrMetalhorse
      @MrMetalhorse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ericsele588 But Tipper gore is old af now. It would probably be someone else now.

  • @owengavel4523
    @owengavel4523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    please make these videos together more 😭

    • @Dickey7861
      @Dickey7861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just filmed four more new videos, it’s good to be back 🥲 tell ya fwends

  • @dannymoxius
    @dannymoxius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Would you rather never be able to watch another band's show (live or live streamed) or never be able to play another show yourself (live or live streamed)?

    • @starrk7158
      @starrk7158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      easy, never play a live/live streamed show

  • @tjacobemxw109
    @tjacobemxw109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Speaking of good DJ, I don’t recall the year but went to see GWAR at the Roseland in Portland,OR. In between bands who ever helmed the song choices had the entire place singing War pigs and Don’t stop believing. Will never forget that night

  • @troythetinkerer
    @troythetinkerer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He knows to speak softly when talking to The Papa.

  • @TheDogggrecords
    @TheDogggrecords 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I actually blew off 3 of my fingers including my thumb and had to learn to play lefty so the end of this video is awesome! And I'm high up on the totem pole in my world of music, I'm actually the best I've ever met by far! See you boys soon 🤣

  • @AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic
    @AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When Austin said that he'd take breakdowns over blast beats, I'm pretty sure I saw the Relentless Mutation vinyl weep behind him.
    As long as doom metal riffs don't count as breakdowns, I'm giving up the smash for the brrrrrtttt

  • @shyank_life8744
    @shyank_life8744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I could live without fully automatic drums" dude! I'm freakin dying! 🤘🏻

  • @spedanger1329
    @spedanger1329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Imagine waking up 3 o’clock in the morning to go take a poop 10 years into your marriage and you’re screaming Cannibal Corpse in the middle of the night😂😂😂😂

  • @randerins
    @randerins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'd relive my best concert, easy choice. Architects and STYG at the PlayStation Theater in NYC, was massive OOF!

  • @nathantaylor1972
    @nathantaylor1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When you guys upload a video it immediately becomes a better day

    • @Dickey7861
      @Dickey7861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aww you’re too kind 💜💜💜

  • @lanzelott22
    @lanzelott22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    regarding the break while hosting ur own even @ 13:30 i always remember the one time i was at vans warped tour and they had two stages next to each other .
    when one band ended their show the next began on the other stage its the best concert expirience ive ever had .

  • @matts5803
    @matts5803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I missed these, I needed my dose of aubby and jumby

  • @J.Shambles
    @J.Shambles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One time at a concert I went to, the crowd was moshing to bohemian rhapsody between bands

  • @MrHitthedanceflo
    @MrHitthedanceflo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was just at a concert where between tear down and set up they played Bohemian Rhapsody and everyone was singing along to it, the crazy part is they cut it off right before the big break when the guitar and drums let loose. 😢😤 cucked at a concert.

  • @JUNK_ZONE
    @JUNK_ZONE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Talent" is just a random group of unfocused skills you've learned from other activities that just so happen to make your chosen (or otherwise) activity easier to pick up. "Talent" is happenstance, skill can be learned. So, "losing your musical talent" would probably make more of an impact on your life than it would your potential musical ability.

  • @nicolbolas3655
    @nicolbolas3655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yall are pumping out content and I love it. keep it up bois

  • @MinorSpiffy
    @MinorSpiffy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Would you rather, Everytime you or someone who is talking to you finishes a sentence you gotta end it with "BLEGH" Or... everytime you speak, each syllable an audible chug from an 8 string is heard along with your normal speech. Basically walking talking DJENT.

  • @kionicxnm
    @kionicxnm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    jerod's last one is actually easy for me at least. all of my musical talent is in metal so if the genre never existed i could just invent it. but it can't be invented, affectively making my talent worthless. so i could get rid of all of my talent or make my talent worthless and get rid of metal. obviously i'd get rid of my talent

  • @jacobtridef48
    @jacobtridef48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ty for saving metal for us Austin! 💜

  • @Khainite
    @Khainite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Austin is absolutely one of the funniest people I've ever seen. I'm cracking up at all this.

  • @themilkynipple2801
    @themilkynipple2801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Austins take of the slayers fans at the beginning reminded me of the episode of family guy where peter walked into the ghetto and screamed the N word, coming back with a crown saying they respected me for it 😂

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 ปีที่แล้ว

    The “entertaining fans during setup” reminded me of when I went to see Meshuggah (touring with Torche and In Flames) at the palladium (10/9/22 was the date) and as the band was setting up they played chiptune classic rock songs (pour some sugar, master of puppets, etc) over the PA system (probably was the front of house engineer).

  • @Benobot99
    @Benobot99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I see that Archspire Relentless Mutation on the left! 🤘🏻🤘🏻

  • @DanceOfTheDawn5963
    @DanceOfTheDawn5963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Y’all are so funny in a really special way that I’ll never take for granted and your videos are amazing

  • @isabelrodriguezsjolund9701
    @isabelrodriguezsjolund9701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It stopped at Blues baby"
    I feel like there is some stuff in there between before we get to Metal. 🤣

  • @samualthehumanperson7677
    @samualthehumanperson7677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I Recently Saw Wage War And Beartooth Back In August And Right Before Beartooth Came Onstage, They Started Playing Break Stuff And *EVERYONE FUCKING WENT OFF.*

  • @brodynations4243
    @brodynations4243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    THANK YOU AUSTIN FOR SAVING METAL

  • @prashantsarkar821
    @prashantsarkar821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Would you rather play a guitar that has no g string, or a drum kit where the hi hat is always open.

  • @lizzyr.1541
    @lizzyr.1541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    austin's face at 0:20 made me shoot ramen broth out of my nose, because apparently that's a thing that can happen

  • @daytonhamilton1975
    @daytonhamilton1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Would you rather perform in front of thousands of people and you make a bunch of noticeable mistakes or only be able to perform in front of a couple people flawlessly?

  • @fazeobama-andrew6435
    @fazeobama-andrew6435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:05 wouldn’t be the first time Dickey tried to kill Dines on camera lmao

  • @MoonDevoured
    @MoonDevoured 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A better question would've been breakdowns or solos. Though, I'd still say breakdowns. But at one point in my life I'd have definitely said solos.

  • @nikkimusiccore
    @nikkimusiccore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love that INK album on the background

    • @Dickey7861
      @Dickey7861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saaaame 💜💜💜

    • @nikkimusiccore
      @nikkimusiccore 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dickey7861 What’s your favorite song by them?

  • @sikstene
    @sikstene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Would you rather be a member of your favorite band and lose lots of your friends? Or would you rather get to show your music to your favorite band but never be known (musically) by anyone else?

  • @Patty-P
    @Patty-P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love you guys, thank you for uploading this ❤️

  • @TranzparentMethods
    @TranzparentMethods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hammer Smashed Face is the chick that opens up "Terrifier". I'd much rather get a hammer smashed face, instead of devoured by vermin, but it you SURVIVE a hammer smashed face...

  • @roadrunner1884
    @roadrunner1884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A part 2 would be awesome this was funny😂

  • @bencekollar8778
    @bencekollar8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My student dorm roommate has in fact the Final Episod as his morning alarmclock. Every fucking day.

  • @michaelbauer3693
    @michaelbauer3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys cheer me up every damn time! keep it up you're amazing !! much love

  • @SuperSlawter
    @SuperSlawter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel attacked by the Asking Alexandria one. My old alarm tone in high school was Dear Insanity.

  • @martinrogers8465
    @martinrogers8465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love seeing Archspire and Fallujah records in the background. You guys are so good!

  • @AWDor
    @AWDor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Explaining the hammer smashed face had me wheeze laughing 😂

  • @brianvaldez2326
    @brianvaldez2326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    25:35 jared has the best voice but austin has the best lyrics 🤣🤣🤣

  • @schizojit
    @schizojit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    God dayum I haven't watched in over a year I miss Dickey's humor idk why I even stopped

  • @DizzyDez613
    @DizzyDez613 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the DGD shirt

  • @dannydark0
    @dannydark0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    never stop uploading this is easily the best channel on yt

  • @DarkHorror45
    @DarkHorror45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Would you rather listen to the Saint Anger album in its entirety three times in a row once a week for the rest of your life OR have Dave Grohl verbally berate your musical talents and tell you you have no musical future once a month for a decade

    • @PsychoticFemboySlvt
      @PsychoticFemboySlvt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Easily second choice, I already know I have no musical talent whatsoever. So, it would be more like Dave Grohl telling me something I already know once a month for a decade.

    • @willhargreaveshf
      @willhargreaveshf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I already listen to St. Anger that frequently

    • @GenCirnoLivestream
      @GenCirnoLivestream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Saint Anger. I can’t stand the thought of David Grohl insulting me on such a personal level, even if i don’t have a lot of musical talent. And I like some of Saint Anger

    • @The_JustJoshing
      @The_JustJoshing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      St. Anger

    • @MrBraz33
      @MrBraz33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Does Dave have to fo it in person?

  • @jeffd.3883
    @jeffd.3883 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    when Austin says bring me pictures of Spider-Man drumming as JK Simmons that slayed me thank you man.

  • @quintonj7221
    @quintonj7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Would you rather have perfect pitch, or perfect rhythm.

  • @shawn2044
    @shawn2044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Started playing music because of you two! Rock on guys!

  • @RaijinSozin
    @RaijinSozin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The beautiful thing about having multiple "best show" contenders is you can miss out on 1 and be ight

  • @idrkofficial6101
    @idrkofficial6101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    25:00 holy shit I'm crying

  • @baka2040
    @baka2040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ...as far as the bar goes, you could always order one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

  • @boogiepop924
    @boogiepop924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    THE CHUMBO WOMBO GANG IS BACK

  • @Logan619ine-i5q
    @Logan619ine-i5q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol man haven’t watched these guys in awhile I love them so much gonna binge them and lol Jared getting a lil gray and wow Dickey looking different man I remember when Dickey and Jared were clean shaved lol

  • @Nick.McIntyre
    @Nick.McIntyre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perfect pitch sounds like it would be a burden than a blessing. Every time a note is wrong or out of tune, it would bother the hell out of you

  • @andym3510
    @andym3510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never stop, your videos are amazing

  • @IndieTimmie
    @IndieTimmie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Been busy with life and I haven't been able to catch videos from you in a while, I've missed this. I need to binge your videos.
    With Jared's last one. Jared never said you'd lose your metal talents for choosing the metal genre to be gone, you could invent the genre, lmao.

  • @viscountrainbows6452
    @viscountrainbows6452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If I were gonna be stuck in one vocal style for all communication I'd rap like MF DOOM [R.I.P.]

  • @Meatman8089
    @Meatman8089 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jared Dinesworth and Austin Dickolas are just the best

  • @staciemae
    @staciemae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I feel like we've all aged 30 years since the pandemic hit.

  • @solidsnake8008
    @solidsnake8008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He who controls the slayer fans controls history

  • @dotto4076
    @dotto4076 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    First time I see that Silver scream album in the background and im loving it!

  • @Fey_Fatale
    @Fey_Fatale ปีที่แล้ว

    6:17 That "every time?" makes me worry about the frequency of Austin's bathroom visits.

  • @alexfrye3403
    @alexfrye3403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fucking finally we have waited eons for this magnificent creation 😫💯🖤

  • @metalboy5150
    @metalboy5150 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know this video is way old, but re: the last thing, about singing everything, I've said for years that if I had Maynard James Keenan's speaking voice and singing voice, I would literally go about singing everything. I really love his singing style, obviously, the man's a vocal god, but his speaking voice is the funniest little lispy dwarf voice. (I say that with all respect, MJK.)

  • @kacyeswinney7002
    @kacyeswinney7002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel attacked by the whole The Final Episode question. I am one of those people who voluntarily listens to it daily. 😂🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @iamjestyr7782
    @iamjestyr7782 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay so here are my answers to both of your guys' questions:
    AUSTIN'S QUESTIONS
    1. Have a hammer smashed face (same point as Jared...if I died with a hsf, I would then be devoured by vermin)
    2. Tosin Abasi's guitar playing, for sure! His playing is phenomenal and it would cause audiences to see the guitar playing view as impressive
    3. Perfect pitch (It's such a bitch to master as is, but having it flat out perfect for life is impressive...I know nothing about music theory but it would be amazing to have and know a basic or even intermediate understanding of theory
    4. Slipknot mask (No I don't think I need to explain myself)
    5. Play a stringed instrument with two missing fingers (I mean who really NEEDS their pinkies, amirite?)
    JARED'S QUESTIONS
    1. Yell "SLAYER SUCKS!!" at a Slayer concert (Because they probably wouldn't hear it anyway...)
    2. Listen to The Final Episode once every day (I love that song!)
    3. Relive the best concert experience (I have so many and post-concert depression is a real thing to the point where I'd just love to go back and relive it)
    4. Breakdowns (My wife and I are breakdown whores and blast beats are cool and everything but too many of them in a row can get repetitive and boring)
    5. ...Imma get a lot of hate for this, but I would personally choose to erase the metal genre altogether (Metal elitists wouldn't be so pigheaded or stubborn then)

  • @11-CUBErt
    @11-CUBErt ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin's Hypothetical About Jared Being Chased Through The Woods By A Dead Rapist Will Never Fail To Make Me Laugh

  • @kc8512
    @kc8512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Would you rather your future kid be a juggalo, or they want to start a band like BOTDF