Jared, you look like a time-travelling musketeer that just discovered 90s and new metal and Austin, ma man, you are the living proof that, in fact, thumbs can grow beards. Love you really guys, amazing content as always! Just watched one of your roasting vids after the this one and got ideas haha
Came back to Dickeydines after a few months to check in and my boys have embraced 100% pure dad energy and I love it. Been a fan of Jared since the TH-cam comment metal battle and a fan of the DickeyDines show since they ate some gross ass jelly beans. Bless
Does anyone remember the video where they reacted to that guy shredding on the guitar while the frontman devoured a rotisserie chicken? Off topic, I know, but it’s been in my head for far too long
It takes me twice as long as it should to finish a DickeyDines video because I always rewind the funny parts lol Also, the way Jared gathers things for Austin to react to is freaking hilarious!
Honestly I couldn't agree more with Austin. It feels like we live in some kind of weird dystopian parody of what people in the past though the world would look like in the future. It's just sad that some of those "TikTokers" seem to be absolutely addicted to this platform and social media as a whole. Kinda scary to think what the future will bring. Yet you bois still managed to make it funny as shit, love ya to death! :)
TikTok lives are a VERY real and TOO intimate look into the human experience and how desperate people are for attention without actually doing anything to warrant a follow or tips. There's this lady that just dances in parking lots/parks and it's a great time. There ARE too many that feel like they're one of 8+ streams coming from the same room/floor doing the SAME exact thing. It's the call center scam equivelant of internet "entertainment".
9:25 Okay, as a Christian, all I can say about that crazy preacher lady is that, whatever she's doing to draw more people to Christianity, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG.
Been a follower/Fan since i was at school, you guys are just as funny as the first time I saw try not to laugh metal edition. It's been 8 years and you're still here. Fucking LEGENDS. U should start aging cause dang u look 75% the same as back then LOL. Love from South Africa dudes. Zoltan
TikTok is just cursed 💀💀 I’ve seen this like shark mermaids lady doing asmr and eating while making fart sounds from a sound pad . It was so weird lmfao
Also the wyattmaters dude i've followed him for awhile and i don't know where he gets all of that shit but my favorite thing he does is all of those shrek VHS tapes have those instant win cards and you can either win a free ice cream from baskin robbins an original xbox or a 2001 kia sadona minivan and he opens one everyday in hopes of winning the minivan 🤣
i was scrolling through tikok livestreams one time and came across an account with only barely over 1k followers. they weren't doing much, but at one point they turned on the green screen effect and i guess they misclicked, because it showed some hardcore furry scat porn. immediately they ended their live, but i went to their acc and their most recent video had been FLOODED with comments. there were over 200 comments about that livestream that had all been posted within 30 seconds.
I 100% work with a girl who sits on TikTok live AT work sitting there saying for like 30 minutes at a time "Tap the screen. Share the live. Send me gifts." And she's trying to get me to a 1,000 followers so I can do it too...Yeah, no thanks. and every time she does do a live she asks me to come in and tap. I'm always like "I'm not playing tap the screen all night." Drives me up the wall. Also, that dude's belch, man, he'd fit in with my family! Anyone else get the heeby jeebies from, the kids asking for gifts and money?
Jared: Dickey, are u gaming while we got an episode to film Dickey: Well, find the right time to film, Can't right now....Its important. I'm playing a Marvel game on mobile, You'll thank me later after I save the world. Jared: Thank You for "saving the world" Dickey: Its complicated
TikTok sucks all the good guitarist we all get suspended constantly and my account got hacked and I've sent 5 emails trying to get in touch with someone and still nothing I'm fixing to start using TH-cam to post videos now that they have shorts I'm in middle of a awesome guitar build and can't finish posting it 😡
That retired cop could actually do work for Rockstar games and GTA, but other than Iowa Dairy Farmer who I know uses tiktok and a few informative vids, tiktok is just a cesspool of sadness lol
I respond to everyone so people can feel heard. The reason I ask people to DM me is to join my mental health movement on discord. I’m just trying to make a difference here guys… big bummer.
Hey there! Would love to elaborate, you even said what you do is ironic in a reply comment ,so I don’t understand why you and your viewers are upset. No one’s against positivity or you trying to make people heard, but by your own admission what you’re doing in the clip is ironic so what is there to be mad at? You did a goof and we reacted to the goof, we didn’t say anything hateful. I want nothing more than for people to succeed and be happy, but I’m also absolutely allowed to laugh at the style of promo you did. I think the big bummer is pretending what you did wasn’t funny. Live your best life homie, I want you to succeed and kill it, but we gotta learn to laugh at ourselves.
Everything Im doing on lives is trying to chase a dream, share my music, and build a community for mental health awareness, if you have a problem with that, that's on you. But if not no sweat.
@@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC fr. he said himself it was ironic. it was supposed to be funny, and Austin and Jared laughed at it. but he's here saying basically that them laughing at an IRONIC skit is somehow being against building a mental health community
far too thick meated 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
TikTok is a special place
Agree
I really liked your Egyptian metal song/video
Agreed. The people in Tiktok are pretty special.
alot of special people on tiktok 😆
DickeyDines and Nik Nocturnal collab👀
Jared's facial hair reminds me of a '80s video game villain and it's just the right thing to do Jared 🤙❤️
He kinda looks like big bull but with a flipped baseball cap.
I don't know how or where you come up with these ideas but please never stop these are so funny, every single video is so funny.
You had me at "Gravity has not been kind Or She Had Both Her Kidneys Stolen" (Got i lightheaded Pissing myself hearing That)... :) Thanks Lads
Man I miss this show man. I'm so glad y'all posted back up in my notifications. I've been laughing my ass off at these for days
I agree with Austin, this feels so dystopian... Some of them really seem like NPCs
yeah man, some of this is so passionless and odd it’s like AI scam spam
Well no one knows how to live anymore ya know
You'll never believe what they are doing on tik tok live right now...
Glad to know I’m not the only one who preemptively gives myself a thumbs up of approval right before dropping an all-time-great belch.
Jared dines always experimenting with new facial looks lol 😆
Jared, you look like a time-travelling musketeer that just discovered 90s and new metal and Austin, ma man, you are the living proof that, in fact, thumbs can grow beards. Love you really guys, amazing content as always! Just watched one of your roasting vids after the this one and got ideas haha
Came back to Dickeydines after a few months to check in and my boys have embraced 100% pure dad energy and I love it. Been a fan of Jared since the TH-cam comment metal battle and a fan of the DickeyDines show since they ate some gross ass jelly beans. Bless
Yo Jared! Lovin the Hispanic Fred Durst you got goin on hahaha!
You guys should do a fan submitted version of this 🤙🏻
Does anyone remember the video where they reacted to that guy shredding on the guitar while the frontman devoured a rotisserie chicken? Off topic, I know, but it’s been in my head for far too long
Dickey's been watching far too much OneyPlays lately.... and I am ENTIRELY here for it. 15 seconds in and we already got a "gobbo-tits."
31:32 this guy has the most chill streams on TikTok. He just sits out in nature year round playing his Handpans and Tongue drums
Even though this is an almost 40:00 minute video. I still want more
It takes me twice as long as it should to finish a DickeyDines video because I always rewind the funny parts lol Also, the way Jared gathers things for Austin to react to is freaking hilarious!
Honestly I couldn't agree more with Austin. It feels like we live in some kind of weird dystopian parody of what people in the past though the world would look like in the future. It's just sad that some of those "TikTokers" seem to be absolutely addicted to this platform and social media as a whole. Kinda scary to think what the future will bring.
Yet you bois still managed to make it funny as shit, love ya to death! :)
TikTok lives are a VERY real and TOO intimate look into the human experience and how desperate people are for attention without actually doing anything to warrant a follow or tips. There's this lady that just dances in parking lots/parks and it's a great time. There ARE too many that feel like they're one of 8+ streams coming from the same room/floor doing the SAME exact thing. It's the call center scam equivelant of internet "entertainment".
Tik tok is like darkweb diet
Austin and Jared expose the thrills and disappointments of TikTok
Just saw Tony and the boys in Dragged Under the other night!!!!
9:25 Okay, as a Christian, all I can say about that crazy preacher lady is that, whatever she's doing to draw more people to Christianity, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG.
As an atheist;
Nah, I'm loving it.
24:13 is me testing out a top before a show so there's no nip slip.
Been a follower/Fan since i was at school, you guys are just as funny as the first time I saw try not to laugh metal edition. It's been 8 years and you're still here. Fucking LEGENDS. U should start aging cause dang u look 75% the same as back then LOL. Love from South Africa dudes. Zoltan
Amazing as always guys
Dude ngl I used to get hammered on live and crowdkill furniture to brutal deathcore 😂
Ah yes, time for more Dunky and Krunk
yall slayed this shit, Austin came quick with the funnies, good shit boys
Why are yall so funny. Stop it. My gut can't handle it
Hey guys I just wanted to let you know that your longer videos are helping me bear through my OSHA exam right now lol
Youve out done yourselves again boys, love your guy’s content always brightens my day 😊
15:20 ring of fire surrounds the queen's cups
"thanks for letting us ruin your algorithm"...that shit's priceless😂😂😂❤❤❤
TikTok is just cursed 💀💀 I’ve seen this like shark mermaids lady doing asmr and eating while making fart sounds from a sound pad . It was so weird lmfao
0:18 Aaaaannd canceled
Also the wyattmaters dude i've followed him for awhile and i don't know where he gets all of that shit but my favorite thing he does is all of those shrek VHS tapes have those instant win cards and you can either win a free ice cream from baskin robbins an original xbox or a 2001 kia sadona minivan and he opens one everyday in hopes of winning the minivan 🤣
I wan... need a part 2 of crazy tektak shit picked by Austin 🤣🤣🤣
Is it just me, or was this kinda fire : 10:04
That new Orleans psychic line is exactly what Robin Williams said on his live on Broadway show...good call back
Love this background, happy to watch gonna make a good mourn🤘
In the 'stop mom, you're embarrassing me' one, anyone see the cat in the background? LOL He was plotting a murder for sure!😾
This video was fuckin hilarious!! And strangely depressing at the time..
I grew up watching you guys thank you so much for your content. 😁😁😁
Jared rocking the Guy Fawkes facial hair
This video made my day, absolutely hilarious 🤣 keep it going!
I studied for about 9 hours today and I was exhausted. This made my day so much better. Thanks:)
Should have live streamed it apparently 😂
@@DrDipsh1t Haha I could have begged for money while studying too😂
6:17 This part gets me every time 😂❤
Yooo Wyatt with the Shrek VHS's and Plankton!
i was scrolling through tikok livestreams one time and came across an account with only barely over 1k followers. they weren't doing much, but at one point they turned on the green screen effect and i guess they misclicked, because it showed some hardcore furry scat porn. immediately they ended their live, but i went to their acc and their most recent video had been FLOODED with comments. there were over 200 comments about that livestream that had all been posted within 30 seconds.
The chapter starting at 23:47 being named amouranth made me cackle
I love you guys!🖤🤘
If possible, do another episode with Tony!
Holy shit DickeyDines is back
So I calculated how much the plankton pyramid would cost….its 47.000 dollars
Jared's facial hair reminds of Curly Bill Brocius from the movie Tombstone.
10min in was pretty sick 😂
0:20 confirmed Oneyplays fan
Fellow fan of little green witches i see
STEAL YOUR PARENT'S CRRREDIT CARD!!!
0:04 Jared is hilarious 😂😂😂
Title is a bit of an understatement. Twitch Livestreams Are WILD. TikTok Livestreams Are Crazy!
Fermenting his fingertips lmfao
Please do more of these videos
Tx2 is actually pretty good. He took out Wyatt Stav on tour.
LAWD, I CAN SMELL THAT BURP
"Cool"
Austin:*dies*
When she says 'tweeter tweeter" it sounds like the beginning of a lil Wayne song circa 2010.
that plankton voice was a half decent MoistCritical impression
6:42 Austin sounded like chris griffin
Keep up the good work bois
This video was hilarious 🔥
Dude, If that was me cutting parts off the top I would cut that strained hair by accident lol 😆
the fucking kidney comment broooooooooo im dyiiiiiinnnggggg lmaooooooooooooo
I 100% work with a girl who sits on TikTok live AT work sitting there saying for like 30 minutes at a time "Tap the screen. Share the live. Send me gifts." And she's trying to get me to a 1,000 followers so I can do it too...Yeah, no thanks. and every time she does do a live she asks me to come in and tap. I'm always like "I'm not playing tap the screen all night." Drives me up the wall. Also, that dude's belch, man, he'd fit in with my family! Anyone else get the heeby jeebies from, the kids asking for gifts and money?
Jared: Dickey, are u gaming while we got an episode to film
Dickey: Well, find the right time to film, Can't right now....Its important. I'm playing a Marvel game on mobile, You'll thank me later after I save the world.
Jared: Thank You for "saving the world"
Dickey: Its complicated
“Necrogobotits” sounds like a good band name.
Now you gotta ask for subcriber submissions
Preacher lady sounds like what chihuahua’s vocal fries sound like
Jareds facial hair in this reminds me of this guy who kids would buy a baggy of cigs from in HS
Pissed girl just radiating that ruth langmore energy
Ok so i believe that plankton pyramid man is trying to mimic charlie or moist critikal
The one with all the kids begging gives me weird vibes. Like, what goes on after the camera is off?
I feel like Swamp Dweller or Mr Nightmare needs to check out the Waterbed stream...weird af
Examples of voidic consciousness
TikTok sucks all the good guitarist we all get suspended constantly and my account got hacked and I've sent 5 emails trying to get in touch with someone and still nothing I'm fixing to start using TH-cam to post videos now that they have shorts I'm in middle of a awesome guitar build and can't finish posting it 😡
I can’t believe tik tok is free 😂😂
That retired cop could actually do work for Rockstar games and GTA, but other than Iowa Dairy Farmer who I know uses tiktok and a few informative vids, tiktok is just a cesspool of sadness lol
Tx2 actually is a good musician check him out
Mouth breather lives are an interesting vibe
Damn, that's sad.
Bro tiktok isn't even the only place there's places like bigo that do this too 🤣 and the pay is trash
Budget Wolverine looks like Summit.
i looked up that tx2 dude and he's a lot more talented than you'd expect after watching that lol
Thanks, appreciate that
@@TX2OFFICIAL will you respond tho
@@TX2OFFICIAL yo he's here
I respond to everyone so people can feel heard. The reason I ask people to DM me is to join my mental health movement on discord. I’m just trying to make a difference here guys… big bummer.
Hey there! Would love to elaborate, you even said what you do is ironic in a reply comment ,so I don’t understand why you and your viewers are upset. No one’s against positivity or you trying to make people heard, but by your own admission what you’re doing in the clip is ironic so what is there to be mad at? You did a goof and we reacted to the goof, we didn’t say anything hateful. I want nothing more than for people to succeed and be happy, but I’m also absolutely allowed to laugh at the style of promo you did. I think the big bummer is pretending what you did wasn’t funny. Live your best life homie, I want you to succeed and kill it, but we gotta learn to laugh at ourselves.
@@TheDickeyDinesShow ironic as in tik tok videos. I make funny skits on tik tok, you should check them out. Live streams are for the movement.
Everything Im doing on lives is trying to chase a dream, share my music, and build a community for mental health awareness, if you have a problem with that, that's on you. But if not no sweat.
Don't take yourself so serious
@@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC fr. he said himself it was ironic. it was supposed to be funny, and Austin and Jared laughed at it. but he's here saying basically that them laughing at an IRONIC skit is somehow being against building a mental health community
Think the voice at 6:20 was supposed to be moistcritical
cant stop laughing LOL such a good video idea!!
I’m so glad I don’t have TikTok now haha
I thought cup girl was gonna be something like homeopathic medicine no it’s tarot cards and taters
Can we get a full version of 10:06? 🤣
TX2 is really good and love his fans