101 Ways to Fail in Mario Kart Wii
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 เม.ย. 2024
- Welcome to this Mario Kart Wii fail montage video. Today I show off my incredible failures online (and a few offline) in Mario Kart Wii, a game I play quite often.
Song List (In Order):
-Egg Planet [Remix] - Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
-Coconut Mall // Naz3nt Future Funk Remix
-Pac-Man's Park/Block Plaza [Wii U / 3DS]
-The Grande Finale - Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story
Outro Music: Wi-Fi Waiting Room - Mario Kart Wii
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“Being a lightweight”
“Being a middleweight”
Heavyweights: pathetic.
Being a heavyweight: *handling*
Getting to the finish line
Mii: You all disappoint me
The problem with heavyweights is the hitbox size
That's why I love Rosalina! No homo!
3:30 that is the most Mario kart thing I’ve seen
So it would seem.
Mohamed Barre They charged a standstill mini turbo for no reason tbh (it wasted extra time), if they just drove forward after the blue shell it would’ve been fine.
@@montagistkacke7431 *Pirates of the Caribbean theme intensifies*
That’s the shittiest thing I’ve ever seen, TBH
It’s pretty much BS
This game is pure evil.
4:07 Daisy: I must go, my people need me
Lol
what i gathered from this:
1: be heavy
2: be funky kong
3: NEVER hit something or get stuck.
4: always avoid the thunderbolt
5: mk tracks are never the same when in different games
@@kwakstudios8648 no
@@tword4284 not all funkys are bad, but the ones I've encountered are pretty annoying
@@kwakstudios8648 nooo
I have never played this game, but it seems like the most broken one out of the franchise.
@@kwakstudios8648 Funky Kong players in MKWii and Fox player in Super Smash Bros. Melee have 1 thing in common
they have the smallest dicks
0:52 that red shell is really determined!
MasterDoge17 IKR ! It literally jumped of the track into a gruesome fall!
*S u i c i d e*
Red shell: ILL KILLLL YOUUUU-
Red Shell: tell my friend, I love them
103 : Throwing a blue shell *while you’re in the first place.*
It doesn't spawn if you're first lol
Toni Cipriani well i had a sort of glitch then 😂
@@ToniCiprianiEntertainment But you can keep it till you get first place an throw it, but it still stupid
@@ToniCiprianiEntertainment but you can carry it to first
104: *BABY DAISY*
8:25 when you try to run away from your problems
YEP So True
@@samuelkoca181 this is ironic
when the FBI chases you
0:53 that red shell is determined
The red shell deserved to die big timr
4:07
That is NOT A FAIL, that is INE IF THE BEST SAVES I EVER SEEN IN MY LIVE!
WOW
@S Cd Google allows kids to make Google accounts now...
@S Cd Cool you can tell his age but not what he is saying
@S Cd you realize those videos could've been a long time ago
S Cd dude you sound like 12
Google _does_ allow children under 13 to make a Google account, but they can’t use TH-cam.
4:52 me as a child using Wii Wheel
Omg yes
same, but over the time i go used to it and now i use it always i play the game.
Thats why there's a nunchuck
Sushidonut for some weird reason it was harder for me without the wheel lol
You weren't considered cool of you didn't use these.
4:23 getting double shocked like that actually benifits you as if they all got tcd at the same time, so you are all equal again
The game automatically cancels the shortest shock whether it is the thundercloud or the lighting
Bob
What’s tcd mean
@@IRsBlueManMoney-Channel shocked by a Thunder Cloud
0:50 Redshell: OH NO I'M COMING DOWN THERE WITH YOU!
2:04
Don't lie, we all tried that jump
I lost many comrades from it...
ya
Random weirdo You know you can actually do it, right?
Rusty I never said it was it was impossible
bruh stop calling me out like that
13:40 "97. being bad at the game" poofesure asf
FINALLY, someone mentions Poof's gameplay outside of his own channel.
@@notYourBro44 but of course
i guess
Oh boy, he is gonna have fun once he reaches the Special Cup.
1:44 michael jackson has been real quiet
mollie mcbutter What?
@@nith4126 Mario goes “hee hee”
@@alexjohnson9833 he said Yippee
@@MittensWichen64 I know, I was explaining the joke, it sounds like hee-hee
i feel like poofesure has gone through 90% of these situations its honestly painful
LMFAO it's honestly impressive for someone to be that bad at mkwii, still love poof tho
I'm not even playing and I feel like rage quitting.
Lol
Same; I want to hurl a remote in pure frustration.
10:19 how I used to play Mario kart
3:30 how I play Mario kart in 2020
Edit in July 23rd 2021: wow I never knew I had a comment this old lol.
I know what you mean, didn't used to be so bad 😕
13:29 how i play Mario Kart
So true
I used to suck but my friends can win now any more.
that's how I still play mario kart
2:18 whoever did this, you’re a genius
I used to do this all the time, I’m glad I’m not the only one
yeah people do this in every worldwide race lol
Extremely Perfect FIB
Spongebob.
Banana
0:50 that red shell followed DK back down to earth lol
Good to know people still playing this game on the Wii
Do you not know of ctgp?
Bruh, you have no idea.
A lot of people do.
I do my boi.
Yes
This was in my recommend... here’s to hoping this blows up
Nathan Harvell same
Nathan Harvell yup
Same
I second that motion
Just... not from a blue shell, 'cause that'd be sad.
6:56 the 3 becomes to a 4 then back to a 3
Are you in 3rd place
Well yes but actualy no
6:56
And then the results show 4
4:53
I dont even know why i. was laughing so mmuch i CAN relate TOO much when happens
I Laughed too, so relatable for me
Yes, especially on that specific track
I KNOW MANN it happend Today for me
That's too funny
That's why I don't really like out turning vehicles
11:16 Ive had this game since like 2010 and never knew about that
wow
I've played this sense 2010 to
Me too
(I got it in 2009)
Me too
I think I've only ever used it once, when I was like 7. Never did after
same
14:18 The Blue Shell Synced
Omg
12:40 I was like "atleast the shell didn't hit you" ,
"nevermind then"
😂
12:43 Last famous words😂😂😂
The “find the batteries while countdown is going” gave me anxiety just watching
3:34 - Should’ve just accelerated because the Lightning Cloud boosts your acceleration.
10:19 - Underrated.
11:16 - That exists?!
How do you not know????
I feel soo weird when I know that route
I played mario kart wii competitively for 6 years and just found out about that the other day
I always go to that *long* cut tho
people don't know because it's useless as a shortcut
@@simon1334 its not a shortcut it's a long cut
*0:53** Red shell: im in!*
Haha just noticed that XD
0:35 That was one dedicated penguin.
Daisy: *get blue'd at the line*
also Daisy: OH YEAH!!
2:50
10:24 Loved that timing
2:55 I'm too familiar with this one...
It hurts
Same tho!
Yeah that’s a common one for sure
Squash Believe me, I know how that feels
10:24 I love how the thwomp hits Peach at the same time as the drop
8:26 Visual representation of trying to escape junk food 😂, or running from your problems
this needs way more views
Andrew yup
10:19 Music matched so heccing perfectly with this moment
It sure did!
It's the Grand Finale in the Bowser combat Vs Dark Bowser. Obviously is in the final of the game. Very recommend the music 👍
@@nataliaramosa502 Yes this music is so good I have the game on my DS
*i fli*
what if it was on purpose
3:30 "Just can't cross the line" My favourite one. 🤣
C O W T O O K Y O U R P O W
Unfair Mario kart
looked like he flipped em off at the end 🤣
11:15 I’ve been playing this game for a decade and just now discovered that💀
Same!
Exactly same
Same
Same bro
Same!!!
1:09 Top 10 pictures taken moments before disaster
Lol
I miss the days of Nintendo Wii online.
The bossfights online
@Brandon SADLER-GRAY ya that or just Wiimmfi, works great!
@Brandon SADLER-GRAY ya, I play it when I get the chance, what's your friend code maybe I can add u?
@Brandon SADLER-GRAY aww that stinks man, if you have or ever get a decent computer you can always emulate and play online. I'd suggest looking on eBay or something for used Wiis, lowest someone got one for was $12 as far as I know, mint condition.
@Brandon SADLER-GRAY ah okay, well best of luck man.
I’ve got one:
Thinking the shop shortcut on Coconut mall is not off-road
Or thinking its MK7
I learned that the hard way when I was like 6.
I played the 7 version and in deluxe they brought back the wooden offroad. Since I thought that that section was the same as wii, I drove over it and found it was offroad.
@@Cam0_671 I did the opposite today, lol. I wasted my Mushroom on that shortcut in 7 when I didn’t need to.
10:24 the thwomp timing with the music is super satisfying
I fear no man
But that thing in Mario kart:
をなたやあはやなたや
it scares me...
YOOOO trueeeee
CedBan what
Is that Katakana for Masahiro Sakurai or something?!
@@Djay_B what 😂
Annika _2705 What's the Japanese translation?
It’s nice to see that some people actually play as different characters and not just funky kong
Edit: ya’ll I have no idea why I have 1k likes
What do you mean, this isn’t Funky Kong. I mean it’s pretty obvious. There are other character besides funky and daisy, when he got to the bc3 shortcut no one else was there with him, and there was a huge vehicle variety.
Fiery J no, I was just saying that they’re different characters and not just funky kong like most people are
I love Yaoi it was a joke. Sorry if I made it a little too hard to tell.
Fiery J ah no, it’s okay
I main bower jr in the mach bike.
Ah, this brings back my nostalgia for Mario Kart Wii. Me and my little brother definitely experienced a good amount of these. Best Mario Kart game!
11:15 I didn't know there was another way
Same.
11:30 luigi screaming after falling off the *2nd* floor
Haha yeah and when Luigi falls off Rainbow Road and screams “MAAAAAMAAAAAA!” Best line ever recorded by Charles Martinet for Luigi!
nobody:
this guy after stopping on track: *wiggle wiggle wiggle*
I searched for this comment, thank you xD
@@finjab.3272 Says the person who searches for overrated comments.
Chloekaban salt...
@@lightninglances9178 sugar
Chloekaban SPOICE
I love how you time things in this video! Take, for instance, the moment the "In the Final" segment begins at 10:19, you have Peach getting POW Block'd in midair, yet still making the jump, and the moment the intro finishes at 10:25, the Thwomp drops right on her head, as if the Thwomp was listening to the video's soundtrack! Nicely done!
“Red shells like it’s Mario Kart 8 Deluxe”
I felt that on a spiritual level.
103. Mario Karted
(Blue shell, red shell, bumped off DKM bridge lap 3, placed on bumped off, placed on bulleted off)
Sean Dunlap literally the end of every race for me
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Johnzombi The fact that it actually happened to someone feels bad man
Did you hack my Wii or something like how can you see my screen
“Being bad at the game”
Why you gotta call me out like that
Nice
They call you cause you are bad
6:14 Same could be said with any first-person shooter.
102: when you slow down in 1st to avoid being hit by the blue shell but it still hits you
some of these are just “oh shit i’m not playing mario kart 8 deluxe”
shmless Mario kart wii is a lot more unforgiving when your hit by something, especially stars and rockets
Yep
Rhys not at all. You can get hit by a bunch of items in a row, in 8 it’s very fair.
@@lordroy88 8 is trash
SLURPASAUR Are you kidding?! I respect your opinion but I love this game!
8:18 Wario: Sees item
Teleporter: HOW BOUT NO
Wario: WAAAA
🤣
2:55 this is my most annoying thing in Mario kart
10:25 this is beautiful sync
Your profile pic is so cringe its good
102: Getting drafted for WW3 in the middle of a game.
Wait what???
ViktheGod it was a joke. It was from 5 months ago when everyone was joking bout ww3. There’s not actually a ww3 😂
Yet
Jessica Deiser Yes I know it was a joke
@@mooseears9849 it was quite serious
I love seeing stuff like this in 2019
Edit: Thank u guys for 50 likes : D
Game is still going strong 11 years and 9 months after releasing
10:18 so nobody is going to talk about peach being launched into orbit?
"It's a small step..."
*My best MKW memory:* It was when I was playing Wario’s Gold Mine. I got to the ramp mentioned at #54, but because I was using the Wii Wheel I was about to miss the landing and fall. But luckily (and I mean VERY luckily) I got bumped onto the track by an inanimate object and avoided losing the victory.
There is no way this was recently recorded. There aren’t like 11 Funky Kong’s flooding every lobby.
Because there aren't any lobbies at all. Nintendo cut the internet for the wii.
There's something called Wiimmfi
Wiimmfi, not Wiimfi
HBKid There, change it
HBKid does it matter I mean u know what he meant
4:08
W H A T
A
S A V E!
This person should be a financial planner!
Peach: *fall*
Bill ball: i'm about to save this man all career
4:08
It didn’t
What a save!
What a save!
What a save!
**chat disabled for 3 seconds**
The "Invisible Fake Item Box" was a snipe that landed perfectly
5:57 i readed "pow took your cow"
Hahahhahahaha
I'ma take the cow😂🤑
“Cow to the pow” get it? 😂🤣😂🤣
Don’t have a pow man
What if you wanted to go to Heaven?
But God said: _You were disconnected from the other players_
[oh dang]
@Danielle Smith ...?
@Danielle Smith bad day?
What we think dead people see
*black screen*
What they actually see
14:46
@Danielle Smith calm those tiddes down
Things I learned:
Don’t pass Joe
Kanye West is a teleporter
Imagine if Mario Kart Wii had some kind of "advice" box and one of the texts were "Next time, you should try STAYING on the track" or "Next time, you should actually get GOOD".
It’s 1 in the morning and “cow took your pow” just made me laugh so hard
15:12 minutes of the shame of my childhood
103 when you thought the race was over on the second lap around 😂
You could have possibly inspired creepy to put this in his 2nd ways to fail in mkwii, as he included thinking the race was over when it wasn't.
THIS IS SO ACCURATE I-
Screemu MSM I what
@@screemumsm9991 Spit it out, we're all waiting
@@screemumsm9991 its been a year just fucking say it already
8:40 is just too relatable
this is actually the most wholesome MKWii video I've ever seen, that's 15 mins of my childhood right there
Don't forget the extra twelve seconds!
0:33 Those damn penguins
I bet you one day this is going to be on everyone's recommend
guess what
guess what
Guess what
Guess what
Guess what
10:19 mario luigi Bowser's inside story final boss music 🔥
I love how the one is just: Moonview Highway. Nothing else, *just* Moonview Highway 😂😂
I can't believe I watched the whole thing
1. wow, havent seen this style of vid in a long while
2. there are way more than 101, and with luck like mine 101 per lap is par for the course
2:11 Baby Mario actually went to North Pole if location accurate to meet Santa Claus.
102: Multiplayer: Not knowing which screen is yours
102: Using shooting star or sprinter.
Or the Booster Seat. Or the Phantom
Shooting Star isn't that bad
@@crustpunkjesuschrist Compared to the inside drifting bikes, it is pretty bad. Compared to other outside drifting bikes and some karts, it is pretty good.
@@campbellblock3061 exactly. You could've said Phantom or something like that
@@crustpunkjesuschrist I just named two vehicles used multiple times in the video that aren't commonly used because they aren't very good.
9:26 did you get it?
No
What did it cost?
Everything
Lol the marvel reference tho 😂
1. The Start of Any Race
2. All the item boxes got stolen
3. Failed startup boost
4. Didn't finish the Race
5. Penguins
6. Tricking on the bumps in Toad's Factory
7. Blue shelled in the Worst Spot
8. Thought you could make it
9. Shy Guys on Snowboards
10. Invisible Fake Item Box
11. Didn't trick on the SNES Ghost Valley 2 Shortcut
12. Bullet left you in a bad spot
13. Trying to do the Mushroom Gorge Gap cut on 100CC
14. The cars in Coconut Mall
15. Hitting the pipe in N64 Mario's Raceway
16. Shocked in Off Road
17. Thinking the warp pipe in Double Dash still exists
18. Trying to jump over the large gaps in Rainbow Road
19. Well placed Fake Item Box
20. Thinking the bullet will do shortcuts for you
21. Bomb snipe on the bridge
22. Bomb snipe not on a bridge
23. Mushroom got stolen
24. Falling down the tiniest gap
25. Blue'd at the line
26. Can't decide which path to take
27. Trolls
28. The cone attacked you
29. Just can't cross the line
30. Jerks with Mega Mushrooms
31. Combo'd
32. Bad Last Item
33. Bumped off by someone tiny
34. Being a Lightweight
35. Double Shocked
36. Losing a Thundercloud Fight
37. Trying to snake like it's Mario Kart DS
38. Losing control of your vehicle
39. Thinking the minecart rail is a secret passage
40. Sandbaging
41. Passing a thundercloud, but you're a lightweight
42. Can't find batteries
43. Passing someone with red shells
44. Cow took your Pow
45. Trying new shortcuts
46. Carrying the team and still losing
47. Passing a thundercloud... but getting shocked anyway
48. First place's back spam made it all the way to you
49. The first "shortcut" in Mushroom Gorge
50. Shock spun your rival faster than you
51. Giant Hitbox
52. Being Luigi
53. Getting Stuck
54. Missing the ground
55. You hit the pillar, and it hits back
56. Getting shocked in last
57. Passing a thundercloud at the END of a race
58. Red shells like it's Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
59. Banana sniping yourself
60. Teleporter stole your box
61. Triple green shells disappeared into nothing
62. Red shells that never gave up
63. Thinking the minecarts boost you like in Mario Kart 8
64. Moonview Highway
65. Wiggler
66. The Chain Chomp on Mario Circuit
67. The Chain Chomp on GCN Mario Circuit
68. Laggy thundercloud handoff
69. Determined to get the item box at any cost
70. Thinking "Automatic" mode is the same thing as Smart Steering from Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
71. Target Shocked
72. Thinking the ramp in there from Mario Kart 8
73. Shocked into your own item
74. Not being Funky Kong
75. Thwomp'd
76. Underestimating the size of the hitbox
77. Going out of your way to avoid a thundercloud
78. Can't grab your mushroom
79. Shock prevented you from blocking the shell
80. Being a middleweight
81. Avoiding something bad but falling into something worse
82. Taking the alternate route on GCN Peach Beach
83. Falling into an out of bounds area you didn't know about
84. Trying to hit someone with a dragged item
85. Thinking you can run through trucks while mega
86. Surprise Fire Snake
87. Not following the arrows
88. Bumped into your own shell
89. Bumped into your own banana
90. Missed a checkpoint on the Grumble Volcano Shortcut
91. Random unavoidable green shell
92. Trying to pass a thundercloud
93. Lag Start
94. Shock dodge puts you in the front right when a blue shell comes...
95. Person you badged with got a Thundercloud
96. Getting the item you needed... after the race ended
97. Being bad at the game
98. So good that the CPUs start hacking blue shells
99. Trying to play the online missions in 2019
100. Using a shock at just the right time to give first place a blue shell dodge
101. You were disconnected from the other players
I've never seen you fail so much (or play so much of any character other than Luigi with the mach bike.) You've come so far in just a year. Great video!
This video is just a depressing culmination of my first years of mariokart
I never realized how broken was Funky until I saw that literally everyone used it
Funky isn’t broken; you can win with anyone. The real divide is vehicle choice. The Flame Runner, Mach Bike, and Bullet Bike are undisputedly the best vehicles for each weight class in online play.
Funky is good overall in terms of stats but some other characters are specialist and can beat Funky on some tracks
Yeah like dkjp you can win with daisy mach or baby daisy bullet bike, where as tracks with not as sharp of turns your more likely to win with funky kong
*5:37* My worst nightmare
10:24 perfect timing to the music on purpose? XD
102: using any Character or kart combination used in this video
103: using funky kong or daisy because tryhards
gui on mania that’s not a fail, don’t call someone a try hard because they beat you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
counterpoint: 0:54
@@ralvo9819 i did say kart not bike
104: Not having Wiimmfi
8:19 ey good morning kanye
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I got recommended this and it's four years old. Still love mkwii
8:18 wario: waaah fack off
0:57 that lil wiggle
"bomb sniped on a bridge"
The IRA would like to know your location
10:14 « Yah, Mario, wohoo... 😔 »
5:41 Ouch that gotta hurt