“Alright, we drew the hyperbolic illustrations, boss.” “Perfect, now let’s give it to the writing team so they can start.” “Wait, the writing team hasn’t begun yet?” “Eh, I’m sure it’ll be fine, they can work out what they mean.” The writing team:
"Don't use your wii as a parachute" = Don't drop your Wii "Don't hit your wii with a mace" = don't strike your wii "Don't let your wii get second hand smoke" = don't expose the wii to smoke Still figuring out the one with the wii in the driving seat and the one with a gun.
Try using a PS4 playing Uncharted 4, the temperature should be nice enough and the sound of the fans will be so loud, that you will not hear your family screaming in agony, because they haven't eat in 3 months
Gaius told you to stay out of trouble, merlin. If Arthur finds out you used magik to avoid getting bonked with a mace, he'll make sure to REALLY bonk you with a mace
We Officially Have : - The Toaster ( Nintendo Switch ) - The Wifi Router ( Ps5 ) - The Fridge ( Xbox Series X ) - The OilFryer ( KFConsole ) - The Cheese Grater ( Apple Mac ) - The Oreo ( Ps4 ) - The Box ( Gamecube ) - The Joke ( Souljaboy ) Edit : I Add More.
"Kids are creative we should go for everything. Expect the unexpected!" "Chris why the heck is skydiving on the list?" "BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T SKYDIVE WITH A WII IDIOT"
Oh I Think You Mean've *"Taking Care Of Your 101.630 Million Child,* *That Had Been Sold By Nintendo Trying To Take Over The Console Market Againts Sony,* *Microsoft,* *And Sega,* *Made With IBM PowerPC Broadway @ 729 MHz Cpu,* *And 512 MB NAND flash memory Storage Made In 19 November 2006"* _Edit : From 2023, I Still Find My Old Humor To Be Funnier_
2:36 is a reference to the movie Gremlins, it's "don't feed the Wii after midnight" That's what I assume anyway, unless there's a different reference that is more relevant to japan.
Questions I have for some of them 1: HOW THE HELL DO YOU SHOVE A FRICKING WII DOWN YOUR THROAT 3:WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND A GODDAMN ACIENT WEAPON 5: WIIS ARE NOT HUMAN THEY CANT EVEN DRIVE A CAR 7: HOW THE HELL DO YOU MARRY A COMPLETE TECH
1: surgery 3: you make it from the Wii sensor bar 5: the Wii plugs itself into an ev 7: you don’t marry the Wii, you just don’t leave fragile objects or fluids near your Wii
Because it worked? You are the one who clicked on the video and watched it, so youtube earned money with you and the algorithm thinks you like it that way . I mean, you know you don't have to watch every video just because it is in your recommends...
It actually isn't the real manual they're showing here. It's just joke images. You can compare with the actual manual: www.nintendo.co.jp/wii/support/pdf/wiimanual_setup.pdf
I think I saw a translation for the writing that goes with the orange juice pic, and it reads: "Your Wii is not thirsty! It does not want orange juice!"
some people were curious on what the japanese manual is trying to communicate with some of these, so i read through the japanese manual and put together a list. 0:09 - Doesn't actually exist. 0:18 - Self explanatory. "When multiple players are playing at the same time, make sure there is enough space to avoid bumping into each other." 0:28 - Doesn't actually exist. 0:37 - "If you bring the Wii from a cold outdoor location to a warm indoor location, water droplets may form inside the device and cause it to malfunction. If this occurs, remove the disc from the Wii, turn off the power, and leave it in a warm room for a few hours until the water droplets dry." 0:46 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist. 0:58 - "The Wii system and accessories can emit radio waves that can affect the operation of nearby electronics, including cardiac pacemakers. Do not operate the Wii system and accessories within 9 inches of a pacemaker." 1:05 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist. 1:15 - Self explanatory. "Leaving the Wii Remote or other accessories on the floor can cause you to step on them and/or trip over them, which may cause injury." 1:18 - "Do not step on, strongly bend, or pull the cables of Wii Remote accessories. If the cable or plug is damaged, do not use it. Doing so may cause a malfunction." 1:25 - "If the Wii system or accessories get wet (e.g. from water, juice, pet urine, etc.) turn off the power of the Wii system immediately, unplug the AC adapter from the outlet, remove the batteries from the Wii Remote, and take other necessary measures. Failure to do so may cause a fire or malfunction." 1:33 - "Do not insert a disc with your finger in the center hole. Failure to do so may result in injury." 1:43 - "The Wii system and accessories are made of plastic and metal parts. Please follow the instructions of your local government when disposing of them, as they are dangerous to burn." 1:53 - "Do not use or store the product in places where there is a lot of moisture, dust, oil, or cigarette smoke. Do not use the product in places where water is used, especially in bathrooms. Doing so may cause an electric shock or malfunction." 2:03 - Self explanatory. 2:13 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist. 2:23 - "Do not allow foreign objects to enter the air intake, as this could cause the fan inside the system to stop. It could also cause a fire, electric shock, or miscellaneous malfunction." 2:34 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist. 2:43 - Self explanatory. 2:51 - Self explanatory. 2:59 - Self explanatory. 3:10 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist. 3:21 - Self explanatory. 3:31 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist. 3:42 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist. 3:51 - Self explanatory.
@@RT-PD i get what you mean of everything else but wdym " and why would you respond to a month old comment, they probably lost there account by now." like wth a month isn't that long
the wii is still not 16 yet
cant drive
this is 2018 by the way if you comment in the future
And the steering wheel is on the wrong side for Japan!
I'll just wait
@@buddyclem7328 I'm sure it's on the wrong side for anywhere. It looks like it's in the middle in the picture like it's a racing car or something
You can't even drive when you're 16 can you? Unless it's like a 3 wheeler or something?
Man, they REALLY did not wanna get sued.
lmaoo
lmaooooooooo
"oMg iMma sUe NINtEnDo bEacUsE orANGe jUice"
Shark puppet's dad I’m doge
@@marlowewoodring hello doge 👋
“Don’t let you Wii console drive”
Well it’s almost 16, so It technically CAN, plus it has motion controls so the car is just a big Wii remote now.
Just one more year
@@mehrchadha8238 Exactly! So it can drive in one more year!
@@creamsiclelps17 Then that part of the clip will be irrelevant
@@mehrchadha8238 Well, that’s what the manual says soo, it’s okay! Plus this video was made years ago so it is outdated now. Lol
@@creamsiclelps17 Yea
“Do not skydive with the Wii” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard
My favorite is the soldier one.
All Normal To Mii
"Your Wii is not a soldier and will not fight your battles for you"
Wii: *Wiietnam flashbacks*
bruh jokes in 2020 were so unfunny
I feel like someone is about to be whoooshed
Leave the group chat
This one’s for you guys 😎👉
*But Wii’s weren’t made during the Vietnamese war*
@syphax08 that's why he said heres another one for you guys, so he could get whooshed. You just whooshed yourself
Actually it's Vietnam.
"Don't hit the wii with a medieval weapon"
Oh, sorry, I'll shoot it with a gun.
I thought firearms are still considered medieval weapons
*Loads Missiles...*
I personally used a t-16 sniper rifle with a modified scope but it’s all personal preference
@ExvenGamin ah of course I’m no expert with guns but that does seem like a fine choice
@late4thegameNOW yes but I find the recoil makes it hard to hit multiple times
“Don’t parachute with your wii”
So that explains why it’s not worki-
@@Ryo_Tsune that's dark
Don't do it or youll become like me in my videos
But you can do it one time
R.I.P Poke The Duck
*HITS THE GROUND*
“Alright, we drew the hyperbolic illustrations, boss.”
“Perfect, now let’s give it to the writing team so they can start.”
“Wait, the writing team hasn’t begun yet?”
“Eh, I’m sure it’ll be fine, they can work out what they mean.”
The writing team:
There is a reason they made these, and that means somebody died trying to use a wii as. A parachute
Gettin' high with my wii
*Jumps out of a plane high on meth with wii strapped to back, thinking it's a parachute*
that means that somebody out there hit a wii with a mace
Wait, does that mean someone’s wii started an uprising, got second hand smoke, and fought in a a war??? 😐😐
@@calebreardon8707 that wii got problems
"Don't use your wii as a parachute" = Don't drop your Wii
"Don't hit your wii with a mace" = don't strike your wii
"Don't let your wii get second hand smoke" = don't expose the wii to smoke
Still figuring out the one with the wii in the driving seat and the one with a gun.
“The Wii console is not a toaster and should not be used as such.”
But how am I gonna feed my family now?
Try using a PS4 playing Uncharted 4, the temperature should be nice enough and the sound of the fans will be so loud, that you will not hear your family screaming in agony, because they haven't eat in 3 months
ElTiquilloPillo 9 alright, thanks
If you have and old pentium 4 pc, just remove fans and cook your food on it
better thing use an mac and play an game warning that an thing u need to be rich
with the WII!
"The Wii is not a funny hat"
Reality can be whatever I want
Ethan Howlings-Jennings this is a joke, where did the 14 year old’s quotes come from?
He said with a funny hat
its not a funny hat
its a cool hat
*sad TF2 noises*
...
The Wii can drive now!
I'm also sad now :(
Now it all makes sense to Mii
Good one...
Hitesh Dasari u *f r i c c* ing punner
The hell is that supposed to mean
Haha
no
Me*
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“Uhm yes.. my Wii has escaped and stole a medieval timed weapon”
Grayson Anderson mid evil lmao
Grayson Anderson mid evil 😍
Fuck you all and fuck me
R/boneappletea
It’s going to fight in WWIII
The Wii is almost 14 years old. 2 more years until it can drive.
lol
Lol
the realization when ure the same age as a wii.
HSHSJSJDHAHSHSH
But in germany it has to be 18 at least for cars
0:46 The fact that the Nintendo Wii is 18 years old this year makes me feel incredibly old :)
Lol
It’s 17 btw
Wait seriously?!?! It still feels relatively new.
Nahhh Wii can not see
On November 19th it will have full consent
“It’s not 16”
*many years later*
“There he goes, he’s grown so much”
*wii drives away*
I was thinking wait isn't this older than 16 by now 😂😂😂
Wiiiiii
@@delilahrose7005 14
Wait, Why did they wasted the opportunity to say that the Wii is 16 in the marriage ones?
18
Me: falls in love and wants to marry Wii console
Japanese manufacturers: we don't do that around here
Ironic they marry waifus
that's not how you're supposed to play the game.
If you do that
Mario is a gonna do something very illegal
There was a guy in japan that married a DSi
@@staypuff6494 Impossible.
**Don’t Marry your Wii**
Me: Sorry love, it’s not you, it’s your Japanese instruction manual.
u mean her father
The first one though.
LMFAO
LoL
@Wild_ian1 the one I was wanting to see if someone had said that that's the one comment I was waiting for explanation point
Watching this 13 years later was absolutely hilarious and my day is 100x better
Alternative title; “Artist having too much fun making the wii manual”
Good one
Yea
Yis
Lol
NO EAH
Don't you just hate it when you go skydiving and you accidentally take your Wii with you instead of your parachute
*douh*
I read that when it came on
Happens to me all the time!
Ikr thats so annoying like i died five times already
It would be save if it was connected to VR
"please, don't fall in love with your wii"
oh, was i not supposed to-?
makes sense since you have an anime profile picture
Ok If You do then if trying to make it drink it will break it
But did you break that rule
‘bruh moment’
The wii is only 13 years young, oh no, the fbi's coming to your house
2:35 bruh thats just creepy. scarier than an alien
reference to gremlins
Yes
“Your WII is not a soldier and will not fight battles for you” Earth just lost its best defender
Ok
It was in a bad war
The console wars
Many wiis died
But they won at the end
Nick fury pages the Wii U at the end of infinity war
Nintendo made the first Wikihow type images in history.
Luisito comunista :v
Don't you mean WIIkihow ?
Junko Hiroshima oh my god that’s genius
jajajjaajajjajJJJAJAJJAJSJSJSJJSJJJ LUISITO COMUNISTA
I think ikea did it first
U can pour water on your wii
U can pour smoothies on your wii
*But not orange juice*
(pours water on wii)
Fanta?
It doesn’t like orange juice
@TXC M0nkey r/woosh
How about Blue juice
Btw press 0:01 in the Timed button. Press it a million times, and it will sound like a piano. Lol
Huh?
Huh?
Nice
Nice
Nice
“Don’t hit your Wii with a weapon”
“Your Wii is not a soldier and will not fight your battles”
You became the very thing, you swore to destroy
Oh no...666.
@@TheKdr216 666 what?
"Dont let an angry snowman near your Wii"
Ok I will just get a happy one
*even worse*
Your pfp makes it even funnier, thanks
Are constipated snowmen cool
69 likes
@@wii4319 experience with it?
I’m surprised there isn’t a “don’t go swimming with your Wii”
Well , (then )u can do that XD
Edit: WOW I NEVER HAD THAT AMOUNT OF LIKES!!!
xD
I'm suing
That is the toasters job
Álvaro 130 oh yes
"The Wii is not a toaster and should not be used as such."
Jimmy Neutron: "Challenge accepted!"
This is a picture
“Do not cook chicken in your wii”
*shows picture of goblin wii*
RIGHT. How has this guy not seen Gremlins? It even has a clock saying its after midnight.
I know right! Thats funny! 😂
@@SkittyDangerzne its like they're talking about goblins, but don't want the reader to know
It’s kinda always after midnight
@@soda35160 Gumball reference?
“Don’t play wii with your feet.” Wii Balance Boards: Are Wii a joke to you?
Top 10 best hidden puns
Are Wii a joke to U?
Ha
underrated smh
My balance bored: Finally someone notices me
Next year, the Wii will be 16 yrs old, and will be able to drive.
Edit: The Nintendo Wii is old enough to legally drive.
Yesh, I was thinking the same thing!
True
Ok
YES
Lol
Getting this recommended to me 14 years later is crazy 💀💀💀
“The wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken”
*grabs turkey*
How did the chicken even fit in
And why did the wii turn into a monster?
Yeah the chicken had to be made of steel to bend the wii shape- as to how it got in there I would have to guess they opened up the side
-A_smol_Dragon- 'w' it’s a gremlin reference
It’s supposed to be “don’t feed your wii after midnight”
@@zoehernandez7688 ohhhh, thats clever XD
*"Don't hit the Wii with a medieval weapon"*
*Merlin: do you understand that clearly Arthur?*
Arthur: But if the medieval weapon is not for hitting the wii, what is the point of the medieval weapon?
th-cam.com/video/ZhHrmamCdfU/w-d-xo.html
Gaius told you to stay out of trouble, merlin. If Arthur finds out you used magik to avoid getting bonked with a mace, he'll make sure to REALLY bonk you with a mace
Hello
Is Totally Funny.🤣
Doraemon: *refuses to get medieval weapons using his time machine*
"Don't hit the Wii with a medieval weapon"
*lowers sword*
you shouldnt hit it regardless
Aims rapier at Wii
"Laughs in renaissance weapons"
**hyas in Linkenese**
yall over here with rapiers and swords
*loads shotgun with malicious intent*
some wii's are gonna die tonight
*laughs in caveman rock*
my wii in my room sweating looking at that poor wii form 13 years ago :
"The Wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken."
The KFConsole: Pathetic
We Officially Have :
- The Toaster ( Nintendo Switch )
- The Wifi Router ( Ps5 )
- The Fridge ( Xbox Series X )
- The OilFryer ( KFConsole )
- The Cheese Grater ( Apple Mac )
- The Oreo ( Ps4 )
- The Box ( Gamecube )
- The Joke ( Souljaboy )
Edit : I Add More.
*G U N D H A M T A N A K A*
I found the comment I came here for for i die a happy potato 🥲
@@jsmn_luv I wouldn't have expected that someone like you to be here
I tried the Wii toaster, it doesn't work to cook bread very well, but you can cook a tortilla very well in it.
That moment when your Wii becomes a dragon and wants to eat chicken:
Yes yes very relatable
Fazaan The IVth I had that happen it also tried to put a disk inside of it’s self
I think it's a Gremlins reference, i.e. don't feed your Wii after midnight / let it touch water.
aw man i hate when that happens
Owen Vogelgesang that's what I was thinking
I thought you said wants to eat children lol
This is what opening a bottle of 9 year aged wine feels like
Too bad you can't drink it with the wii 1:07
Then I’ll drink the Wii
Com-e Kem.p DOES NOT TASTE GOOD
@@namelazz1999 LMAOO
Couldn’t have put it better myself lmao
We did it, the Wii can now drive.
*Who the hell decided to recommend me this **_13 years_** after-*
"Kids are creative we should go for everything. Expect the unexpected!"
"Chris why the heck is skydiving on the list?"
"BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T SKYDIVE WITH A WII IDIOT"
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
oamL
oamL
“Don’t let your Wii drive. He’s not 16.”
Wii in 2022: *Show time*
Edit: Show time
this better be a joke
Stolen
@@Sabooooooo1483 what?
Stolen from Corgimations (a youtube channel name)
@@ggram4343 No,it's more or less a different take on it
" Don't kill yourself with the wii or with anything else"
*suicide rates drop to 0%*
Kids with depression: “I feel allllk better!”
@✨son✨ oh no
Am I the only one who does what was on that image?
anime can make the suicide rate to 100%
LETS GOOOOO
I am a victim of 0:20 - My sister gave me a black eye while playing tennis
Also this is one of the only ones that makes sense
And this one 1:30
And this one 1:34
OWW
With that one I did number 1
‘The wii is not a funny hat’
Well dang I really wanted to wear that to prom
Same lol
Ikr it looks so stylish☹️
But on the 3ds/ds in the mii plaza you COULD wear it
That would feel illegal
Well my night plans are ruined.
So sad
Me too
The real title: “Taking care of your Robotic Child”
Oh I Think You Mean've *"Taking Care Of Your 101.630 Million Child,* *That Had Been Sold By Nintendo Trying To Take Over The Console Market Againts Sony,* *Microsoft,* *And Sega,* *Made With IBM PowerPC Broadway @ 729 MHz Cpu,* *And 512 MB NAND flash memory Storage Made In 19 November 2006"*
_Edit : From 2023, I Still Find My Old Humor To Be Funnier_
When you eat the Wii and try to date it
*The robotic child does not taste good*
*Do not let an angry snowman near your child*
but it is tho-
Yes
“Don’t let your Wii drive. He’s not 16.”
Wii in 2022: my time has come
I got 2 wiis
Yeah
Well this vid is nearly 10 years old. So lets say it is now though. Wii would be 28. From the official release date it is younger (?)
@@sarahdurham6001 cool
@@aaptyp it *is* 10 years old now
2:36 is a reference to the movie Gremlins, it's "don't feed the Wii after midnight"
That's what I assume anyway, unless there's a different reference that is more relevant to japan.
holy crap the nostalgia, the good ol days when my wii drove me around the town
But this is too Japanese manual not chinese manual but I bet it was as weird
FBI OPEN UP!
this cant happen because your wii is not 16
Your wii can't fucking drive
Read your name again, it must help
“Don’t pour orange juice on your Wii.”
Fine, I’ll go get the apple juice.
No. Get D I M E N C I O N A L juice instead
big brain
I'll get milk...
Get some grown up grape juice
Wat?
"Dont pour orange juice on your wii"
Well what else am i supposed to do when my wii gets thirsty
Well, You're Not Wrong.
u give it apple juice, not orange juice
@@helendong1039 never thought of that, ill try
@@grammynorma3545 wait don't forget about grape juice
@@helendong1039 i wont
1:35 actually, the manuals talking about the way you put the disc or the fact you’re not allowed to insert a pirated or broken disc .
911: What's your emergency?
Me: I have a Wii stuck in my throat
Mojooo215 nah it’s more like “i nee hewp dere a we ih meh froat!”
Nah, it would be like “dvdogdgidgmnvditwkfiogxkgbxxvfisfjsmbxvjsahklhvmt”
Hi there agent its agent 2703
@MA - 05WC - Conestoga PS (1474) almost there
I'm gonna need to raid Area 51
At least the sensor bars taste better than Nintendo Switch cartridges.
Ey TH-cam is Drink again You Content isnt 4 Werks Old Its More Luke One month
OHHHHHHHHHH-
Coltin Lindsley The swich runs on these amazing, magical things called discs! 😮
Coltin Lindsley lol
ILITLES the switch runs on cartridges. Or at least i think i dunno.
Don't let your Wii drive,it's not *16* yet.
Don't fall in love and *marry* your Wii.
*FBI OPEN UP*
thats why its telling you not to do it
the age of consent in japan is 13 the wii is 13
@@leothemememan3464 OH NO
@@Gamer6200. it's not my fault if japan has has creepy laws
I meant it as a joke
BRO, “Don’t stick a four leaf clover in your Wii,” LITERALLY MADE ME SPIT OUT MY COFFEE 😂
“The Wii is not used for making toast”
Me: *slowly puts back the bread I was about to stick in the Wii*
😢
Your bread must be baked by wiieat
Right when I read the comment this part of the video shows up
Marie Jensen pffft 😂
Ivy - Rose hmmm looks like someone’s about to have a bad time
Don't you just hate it when you mistaken your lunch for your wii
Catie Meehan it's you've mistaken your wii for your lunch... wait is it? Uhm... im confused
Catie Meehan that’s what the GameCube is for
(Lunch box)
The Homebrew Channel & Nintendont are my favorate Wii Foods.
I definitely agree with that one, Catie Meehan.
Don't you Hate When your Wii Steals Your car
yes
My name doesn't Matter yes
My name doesn't Matter woah
WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH
And shoots me with a carbine rifle.
Questions I have for some of them
1: HOW THE HELL DO YOU SHOVE A FRICKING WII DOWN YOUR THROAT
3:WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND A GODDAMN ACIENT WEAPON
5: WIIS ARE NOT HUMAN THEY CANT EVEN DRIVE A CAR
7: HOW THE HELL DO YOU MARRY A COMPLETE TECH
for question 7: tell that to the guy who married a hatsune miku hologram
(satire)
1: I ate a Windows 7 CD
3: from the muesum
5: Yes they are if personified into a human
7: I wanna marry my Windows 10
Ah yes, Wiiromantic.
1: surgery
3: you make it from the Wii sensor bar
5: the Wii plugs itself into an ev
7: you don’t marry the Wii, you just don’t leave fragile objects or fluids near your Wii
What lack of social skills due to Japanese work culture does to a mf
"Don't hit your Wii with a medieval weapon. In fact, where would you even find one?" Hmm... Amazon, wish you name it.
keep in mind this i 2010
Sqwerpo! you’re 2010?
And this is 2020, Wii sports resort now cost 40$ for some reason...
Catch.com.au
@@nina-zs7fp pretty sure he means he was born in 2010 considering the dude's grammar and brain functions
"Your Wii console is NOT a parachute".
The one that uses it as a parachute: *WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*
clever,not even joking.thats clever.
Followed by the ambulance.
*WII U WII U WII U*
hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@@KopperNeoman and then a fuen-wii-rall.
(I'll show myself out.)
Lol
Officer: How old is your Wii ma’m?
Me: 15
Officer: Wii I’m gonna need you to step out of the car
One Skelly Girl 😂
Lol
XD
GUSTAVO666BR Error1010010101010
Is your brother a Wii?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
When you realize the wii turning 18 in November
I hate it so much when the angry snowman gets near my Wii!
Yea me too
Your profile pic goes so well with your comment
PLOT TWIST: I'm the snowman
Real Deal yes its not his Wii
We've all been there
I love how videos from 8 years ago turn up in my recommendations
Isnt it from 7 years ago (on january 2018)
RainbowCat :3 ik lol
*ikr*
Videos that are made the longest ago are the best, mainly just consists of gaming TH-camrs today.
Ikr
"Don't fall in love with your wii"
oops-
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oml😂
But didn’t you sell your soul for a bag of Doritos like in your profile? 😂😂😂
no it actually means people with heart problems should not play the wii
@@princesspeachy10 can i have a bag of doritos?
13 years still an og. thanks.
“Please, don’t fall in love with your Wii”
Everyone: NO!
*_cries in too late_*
NO ONE *cries even late*
Im sorry wii. Wii cant be together.
I will not let you take her from me! Manual: Your anger and your lust for power have done that.
@Alex Hill Its meant to be a joke, you're welcome
Why is this in my recommended 10 years later
Yea why????
Because it worked? You are the one who clicked on the video and watched it, so youtube earned money with you and the algorithm thinks you like it that way . I mean, you know you don't have to watch every video just because it is in your recommends...
the real question is, why not?
It’s not 16 years old, Hmm
Nobody knows
Manual: "Don't try to kill yourself with the Wii."
Me: *Grabs Xbox 360 instead*
"...or anything else, for that matter."
@@lamenwatch1877 WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DIE?!? :D
“The Wii is not a toaster.” But the 360 can be.
😭
yay he died
The Wii is now old enough to drive.
Yes
And soon it will be old enough to fuck.
“The Wii can’t fight in a battle”
Well, what about WWii?
Or wwiii
Pedro Hernades We’ll know the answer together, my friend 😎
@@maduch1314 what
AlexJugador06 What what?
Ba dum tss
Don't let your Wii drive, it's not 16
*November 19 2022*
Ha
well how old is it then
13 years old right now as of 6/30/19 and 16 in 11/16/22
According to wikipedia the wii was released on the 19th not the 16th
@@pokefan006 Wikipedia isn't the most reliable source😅
00:46 Don't Let your Wii console drive.
You dont want to hear "Wii U, Wii U" in a distance right?
stfu
@@gametr123gaming3 like the ambulance right?
@@myst1k838 yes.
Hilarious
😂😂😂
Here in 2024, this vid so nostalgic😭
“do not eat your wii Consol” well shit there goes dinner plans
I hate Homework awwe ty :D my mind is literally a dumpster so im not sure myself
Sammie Rosee 3000th days after the corona virus outbreak
...how do you even fit that in your mouth?
@david elliott its a joke-
david elliott r/woooosh
Congrats to the Wii for finally turning 16, it can now drive legally!
Yay
it has to wait 2 more years in my country lol
@@TanoBricks yeah, same
It has to wait 2 more years in Europe
in america
“It doesn’t matter how you’re doing at a game; don’t stick a four leaf clover in your Wii.”
Me: I’ll get my horseshoe
lol good one
thanks ^^
@@angel_kuromi4440 potato
Yes much better
Four leaf clover: Even it doesn't give a lucky.
Congrats! The wii CAN drive now and is 18 years old.
“don’t let your wii drive, it’s not 16”
me, now: *not yet*
me, in the year 2024: alright wii, it’s time to learn how to drive.
This year he is 14.
ONLY TWO MORE YEARS
These instructions are Japanese. The Japanese driving age is 18.
Well we are in 2024 now so....
Have it got it license?
@@iska1565 Bruh Moment
Erem Hans !!!IN FINLAND YOU CAN ONLY DRIVE WHEN YOU ARE 18 or 17!!! So mr wii. If you are in finland, remember this
“Do not Marry the Wii”
Well I just wasted all my money and time planning the wedding
@Mocha Tea lol! XD
LOL XD
And I oop-
XD
Mocha Tea XD
"C'mon, how bad can a japanese Wii manual be?"
_see first image_
*ded*
*good
It actually isn't the real manual they're showing here. It's just joke images.
You can compare with the actual manual: www.nintendo.co.jp/wii/support/pdf/wiimanual_setup.pdf
@@ubuntujackson9133 actually I see a lot of the images in there that are in the video in the manual, lol. You just have to look closely
@@r.o.s.e1103 That's because some of the ones shown in the video are actually in the manual. But it's just 1 or 2 I think.
@@ubuntujackson9133 With the link you provided I could count to 12 images that matches the images in the video.
"Do not try and kill yourself with your Wii"
I guess the Japanese market needed a special PSA for that one
I think I saw a translation for the writing that goes with the orange juice pic, and it reads:
"Your Wii is not thirsty! It does not want orange juice!"
xD
CrazyE Lies, it is thirsty!
Nerds Forever welp that’s acurrate xD
That makes this whole thing even funnier.
I like how this video is nearly 8 years old and pretty much this whole comment section is from the last few months or so.
TheNew Name cause it pops up in everybody's recomedations 😀
even when i saw this comment it litterally said 3 months ago.
TH-cam is a weird thing...
“Don’t let angry snowmen near your wii”
*That explains a lot*
*edit:* holy shit this blew up
Unus..?
Fazkitten Studios yup 😂
wth is unus
junkacroy markiplier Unus annus
@@albercons880 ToT how could you do ma bois like dat
my sisters and I both LOVE this video! especially since we(no pun intended) own a Wii too!
(and btw as of 2022 the Wii IS 16 years old!)
**Sees the marry Wii rule**
Um.
Hey,Honey? We need a divorce...
Just do what Anakin Skywalker did without the Jedi Council knowing, just marry it in secret
Conner Confidential oH oKaY :)
the amazing tech monster 😂😂 Okay!!
These replies 😂😂😂😂
*Wii need a divorce
"Dont put the wii near a angry snowman"
*Puts the wii near a happy snowman instead*
Then freezes
Better
Yup
yes that is best idea
@Me WIIIIIIII
My Wii is three years away from turning 16.
Time to start looking at cars for *it* !
(yes my Wii somehow survived 13 years)
I recommend the My Wii’s First Car. It’s pretty affordable and will make any Wii happy
Overused Joke Warning.
Oh no it got in an car accident
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
Same here lmao. Balance board an' all.
Same. I’ve had my wii since I was two. It can have my old car once I get a new one! It’ll be so happy.
Random Irrelevant Guy are you assuming your wii’s gender?
some people were curious on what the japanese manual is trying to communicate with some of these, so i read through the japanese manual and put together a list.
0:09 - Doesn't actually exist.
0:18 - Self explanatory. "When multiple players are playing at the same time, make sure there is enough space to avoid bumping into each other."
0:28 - Doesn't actually exist.
0:37 - "If you bring the Wii from a cold outdoor location to a warm indoor location, water droplets may form inside the device and cause it to malfunction. If this occurs, remove the disc from the Wii, turn off the power, and leave it in a warm room for a few hours until the water droplets dry."
0:46 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist.
0:58 - "The Wii system and accessories can emit radio waves that can affect the operation of nearby electronics, including cardiac pacemakers. Do not operate the Wii system and accessories within 9 inches of a pacemaker."
1:05 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist.
1:15 - Self explanatory. "Leaving the Wii Remote or other accessories on the floor can cause you to step on them and/or trip over them, which may cause injury."
1:18 - "Do not step on, strongly bend, or pull the cables of Wii Remote accessories. If the cable or plug is damaged, do not use it. Doing so may cause a malfunction."
1:25 - "If the Wii system or accessories get wet (e.g. from water, juice, pet urine, etc.) turn off the power of the Wii system immediately, unplug the AC adapter from the outlet, remove the batteries from the Wii Remote, and take other necessary measures. Failure to do so may cause a fire or malfunction."
1:33 - "Do not insert a disc with your finger in the center hole. Failure to do so may result in injury."
1:43 - "The Wii system and accessories are made of plastic and metal parts. Please follow the instructions of your local government when disposing of them, as they are dangerous to burn."
1:53 - "Do not use or store the product in places where there is a lot of moisture, dust, oil, or cigarette smoke. Do not use the product in places where water is used, especially in bathrooms. Doing so may cause an electric shock or malfunction."
2:03 - Self explanatory.
2:13 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist.
2:23 - "Do not allow foreign objects to enter the air intake, as this could cause the fan inside the system to stop. It could also cause a fire, electric shock, or miscellaneous malfunction."
2:34 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist.
2:43 - Self explanatory.
2:51 - Self explanatory.
2:59 - Self explanatory.
3:10 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist.
3:21 - Self explanatory.
3:31 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist.
3:42 - Pretty obvious this one doesn't actually exist.
3:51 - Self explanatory.
"Do not let it near an angry snowman"
People in the arctic: frick
Well some people don’t really need to swear, oh and why would you respond to a month old comment, they probably lost there account by now.
@@angelogutierrez3261 fuck you
@Sanat Pandey ?
@Comment Bot a person who deleted their reply
@@RT-PD i get what you mean of everything else but wdym
" and why would you respond to a month old comment, they probably lost there account by now." like wth a month isn't that long
“The Wii is not and oven and should not be used to cook”
Well there goes thanksgiving...
The clock in the photo makes it look like a Gremlins reference
XD
@@brockmacrae7552 I think it very much is. There's also a glass of water, and wii was weird little ears and limbs, kinda gremliny.
@Mad Mew Mew Yes human, that's pretty much what @Brock was suspecting.
Lol
_if y’all didn’t swing the wii remote with the safety strap like a helicopter, I dont think you’ve put it to the full extent of its possibilites_
I don't even use the wrist strap
I do still because I like the of games.
*flashbacks of me doing that and then my wii remote flung off and hit the floor and broke.* y U p .
How I box in wii sports boxing
I decided to swing one of my Wii remotes around like a helicopter a long time ago, and it ended up behind the TV!
This helped a lot thanks I couldn’t find anything else that could help me use my WII