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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ส.ค. 2010
- These photos are all from the Japanese Wii manual, but the comments I wrote are not. I don't speak Japanese so I made my own comments. I don't know why Nintendo would really think anyone is this dumb. Enjoy this really funny video by Coolcat2772. If you like what you see, please subscribe! When I get 50 subscribers, I will make a very cool video to all of you guys!
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Man, they REALLY did not wanna get sued.
lmaoo
lmaooooooooo
"oMg iMma sUe NINtEnDo bEacUsE orANGe jUice"
Shark puppet's dad I’m doge
@@marlowewoodring hello doge 👋
This is what opening a bottle of 9 year aged wine feels like
Too bad you can't drink it with the wii 1:07
Then I’ll drink the Wii
Com-e Kem.p DOES NOT TASTE GOOD
@@namelazz1999 LMAOO
Couldn’t have put it better myself lmao
“Do not skydive with the Wii” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard
These are the actual warnings:
0:09 Do not swallow
0:18 Make sure you are in an open space
0:28 Do not break the Wii console
0:37 Never put the Wii console to very hot or cold temperatures
0:46 Do not carry the Wii console outside your house
0:55 [idk what is this]
1:05 Do not use the Wii console for some dating
1:15 Do not step the Wii remote or the Nunchuck
1:25 Do not pour liquids onto the Wii console
1:33 Do not insert the Game Disc upside down
1:43 Do not leave the Wii in the garbage [idk]
1:53 [is that dust¿]
2:04 Do not break the game disc
2:13 [idk what is this]
2:23 Do not block the ventilation or poke inside the Wii
2:35 [lmao wtf]
2:44 Not recommended to use both controllers like that
2:52 Do not store the Wii diagonally
3:00 [idk what is this]
3:11 [wtf]
3:22 Do not put a blanket to the console (it doesn't have any space for ventilation)
3:32 [wtf]
3:42 The Wii console is not a Toaster [buy another roaster instead]
3:52 Do not let your children swallow small things (like the hot tie used to knot long wires)
I know it's a joke, but I want to emphasize it a little bit more.
I thing that at 0:55 it says if you have one of those heart machines that help with pumping blood at a steady pace don't have the Wii remote strapped to your hand or you'll die of a heart attack
0:09 is bullshit, if someone's able to swallow an entire Wii I'm sure as hell not gonna stop them.
2:35 Obviously states you shouldn't feed your Wii after midnight.
1:43 refers to japans trash sorting system, the Wii is neither burnable nor a standard trash item and therefore needs to be processed correctly
1:53 Do not leave or use the Wii in areas with smoke
2:13 Do not use the remote and nunchuk as defensive weapon
2:35 Do not leave food or drink around the Wii
3:00 (refers to the packaging the Wii comes in) Just ur standard keep bags out of reach from children warning
3:11 Do not drop from a great height
3:32 Most likely another 'Console is not a weapon' warning
Pacemaker warning, wireless devices can interfere with (usually disable) pacemakers, so it's just warning you to check with your doctor about that. @@Hozedron
The real title: “Taking care of your Robotic Child”
Oh I Think You Mean've *"Taking Care Of Your 101.630 Million Child,* *That Had Been Sold By Nintendo Trying To Take Over The Console Market Againts Sony,* *Microsoft,* *And Sega,* *Made With IBM PowerPC Broadway @ 729 MHz Cpu,* *And 512 MB NAND flash memory Storage Made In 19 November 2006"*
_Edit : From 2023, I Still Find My Old Humor To Be Funnier_
When you eat the Wii and try to date it
*The robotic child does not taste good*
*Do not let an angry snowman near your child*
but it is tho-
Yes
the wii is still not 16 yet
cant drive
this is 2018 by the way if you comment in the future
And the steering wheel is on the wrong side for Japan!
I'll just wait
@@buddyclem7328 I'm sure it's on the wrong side for anywhere. It looks like it's in the middle in the picture like it's a racing car or something
You can't even drive when you're 16 can you? Unless it's like a 3 wheeler or something?
i remember watching this video as a child and it still manages to make me laugh
lmaooo me too!
“Alright, we drew the hyperbolic illustrations, boss.”
“Perfect, now let’s give it to the writing team so they can start.”
“Wait, the writing team hasn’t begun yet?”
“Eh, I’m sure it’ll be fine, they can work out what they mean.”
The writing team:
“It’s not 16”
*many years later*
“There he goes, he’s grown so much”
*wii drives away*
I was thinking wait isn't this older than 16 by now 😂😂😂
Wiiiiii
@@delilahrose7005 14
Wait, Why did they wasted the opportunity to say that the Wii is 16 in the marriage ones?
18
The person who wrote the manual: My goals are beyond your understanding.
Eat Wii
Consume Wii
@@WeedSoldier
Inhale Wii
Description
Hello People 10 years later lmao
"Don't let your Wii console drive. (It's not 16)"
YOU CAN NOW LET THE WII CONSOLE DRIVE (ITS 17)
What I think certain things mean
0:40 - The snowman is just a mascot for the cold, so in short, don't let it get cold as when frost in it thawed, it would break the software.
0:57 - I think it means 'be careful if you have a heart condition'.
1:15 - Don't step on any wires as you may break something.
1:34 - Don't put your finger in the hole of the disc, you may get your finger injured.
2:25 - Don't put stuff inside of the Wii unless it is a wire, a USB, or a SD card.
2:44 - For health and safety reasons, do not put the wire around your neck as it may cause damage.
2:53 - If the Wii falls over, it might break.
3:22 - If you put a blanket over the Wii, it might overheat.
3:43 - Only put in discs.
0:57 could also mean that the wii remote could interfere with devices related to heart diseases if it gets too close
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“Uhm yes.. my Wii has escaped and stole a medieval timed weapon”
Grayson Anderson mid evil lmao
Grayson Anderson mid evil 😍
Fuck you all and fuck me
R/boneappletea
It’s going to fight in WWIII
“The Wii console is not a toaster and should not be used as such.”
But how am I gonna feed my family now?
Try using a PS4 playing Uncharted 4, the temperature should be nice enough and the sound of the fans will be so loud, that you will not hear your family screaming in agony, because they haven't eat in 3 months
ElTiquilloPillo 9 alright, thanks
If you have and old pentium 4 pc, just remove fans and cook your food on it
better thing use an mac and play an game warning that an thing u need to be rich
with the WII!
2:35 bruh thats just creepy. scarier than an alien
The Wii can drive now!
I'm also sad now :(
"Don't hit the wii with a medieval weapon"
Oh, sorry, I'll shoot it with a gun.
I thought firearms are still considered medieval weapons
*Loads Missiles...*
I personally used a t-16 sniper rifle with a modified scope but it’s all personal preference
@ExvenGamin ah of course I’m no expert with guns but that does seem like a fine choice
@late4thegameNOW yes but I find the recoil makes it hard to hit multiple times
" Don't kill yourself with the wii or with anything else"
*suicide rates drop to 0%*
Kids with depression: “I feel allllk better!”
@✨son✨ oh no
Am I the only one who does what was on that image?
anime can make the suicide rate to 100%
LETS GOOOOO
Alternate Caption for 3:22
“Your Wii is not an Xbox 360 and won’t get the red ring of death. You don’t need to towel trick it.”
Ps3 for assholes
Well when the Wii turns 21 in the year 2027, it can do many things:
1. Legally Drink
2. Gamble/go to a Casino
3. Obtain a handgun (Oh god!)
4. Obtain a pilot's license
5. Become a Driving Instructor
6. Rent a car
7. Adopt a child
8. And go to night clubs and dance on dat pole (lol could u imagine?)
for now it can drive
They are gonna sexualize the Wii. They are gonna have gay sex with Wii. What gender and sexuality is the Wii anyways? I wanna know.
That's only in america
“Don’t parachute with your wii”
So that explains why it’s not worki-
@@Ryo-Nagano- that's dark
Don't do it or youll become like me in my videos
But you can do it one time
R.I.P Poke The Duck
*HITS THE GROUND*
“Do not cook chicken in your wii”
*shows picture of goblin wii*
RIGHT. How has this guy not seen Gremlins? It even has a clock saying its after midnight.
I know right! Thats funny! 😂
@@SkittyDangerzne its like they're talking about goblins, but don't want the reader to know
It’s kinda always after midnight
@@soda35160 Gumball reference?
Questions I have for some of them
1: HOW THE HELL DO YOU SHOVE A FRICKING WII DOWN YOUR THROAT
3:WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND A GODDAMN ACIENT WEAPON
5: WIIS ARE NOT HUMAN THEY CANT EVEN DRIVE A CAR
7: HOW THE HELL DO YOU MARRY A COMPLETE TECH
for question 7: tell that to the guy who married a hatsune miku hologram
(satire)
1: I ate a Windows 7 CD
3: from the muesum
5: Yes they are if personified into a human
7: I wanna marry my Windows 10
Ah yes, Wiiromantic.
Nice! thanks for the helpful safety advice, I'll be more careful and make sure that I can avoid those things the next time I play on my Nintendo Wii!
Me: falls in love and wants to marry Wii console
Japanese manufacturers: we don't do that around here
Ironic they marry waifus
that's not how you're supposed to play the game.
If you do that
Mario is a gonna do something very illegal
There was a guy in japan that married a DSi
Nintendo made the first Wikihow type images in history.
Luisito comunista :v
Don't you mean WIIkihow ?
Junko Hiroshima oh my god that’s genius
jajajjaajajjajJJJAJAJJAJSJSJSJJSJJJ LUISITO COMUNISTA
I think ikea did it first
there’s a funny contrast between the ones that make you go “haha i get it. good one Jake Cat” and “what the fuck could the original context for this possibly be”
my wii in my room sweating looking at that poor wii form 13 years ago :
"Your Wii is not a soldier and will not fight your battles for you"
Wii: *Wiietnam flashbacks*
bruh jokes in 2020 were so unfunny
I feel like someone is about to be whoooshed
Leave the group chat
This one’s for you guys 😎👉
*But Wii’s weren’t made during the Vietnamese war*
@syphax08 that's why he said heres another one for you guys, so he could get whooshed. You just whooshed yourself
Actually it's Vietnam.
Don't you just hate it when you go skydiving and you accidentally take your Wii with you instead of your parachute
*douh*
I read that when it came on
Happens to me all the time!
Ikr thats so annoying like i died five times already
It would be save if it was connected to VR
Dude, I get recommended this video every week now I always click do not recommend this to me anymore. and it still does it
Instructions unclear, have been married to my Wii for 12 years
"The Wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken."
The KFConsole: Pathetic
We Officially Have :
- The Toaster ( Nintendo Switch )
- The Wifi Router ( Ps5 )
- The Fridge ( Xbox Series X )
- The OilFryer ( KFConsole )
- The Cheese Grater ( Apple Mac )
- The Oreo ( Ps4 )
- The Box ( Gamecube )
- The Joke ( Souljaboy )
Edit : I Add More.
*G U N D H A M T A N A K A*
I found the comment I came here for for i die a happy potato 🥲
@@jsmn_luv I wouldn't have expected that someone like you to be here
I tried the Wii toaster, it doesn't work to cook bread very well, but you can cook a tortilla very well in it.
"The Wii is not a funny hat"
Reality can be whatever I want
Ethan Howlings-Jennings this is a joke, where did the 14 year old’s quotes come from?
He said with a funny hat
its not a funny hat
its a cool hat
*sad TF2 noises*
...
This helped a lot thanks I couldn’t find anything else that could help me use my WII
0:43
"Don't let you Wii console drive. (it's not 16)"
me realising that it's been 16 years since it released... 💀
The Wii is almost 14 years old. 2 more years until it can drive.
lol
Lol
the realization when ure the same age as a wii.
HSHSJSJDHAHSHSH
But in germany it has to be 18 at least for cars
"Don't hit the Wii with a medieval weapon"
*lowers sword*
you shouldnt hit it regardless
Aims rapier at Wii
"Laughs in renaissance weapons"
**hyas in Linkenese**
yall over here with rapiers and swords
*loads shotgun with malicious intent*
some wii's are gonna die tonight
*laughs in caveman rock*
Just played my wii, it has been a while since that, so many memories. This video was interesting and the wii sports theme is so nostalgic. 😢😭
13 years still an og. thanks.
There is a reason they made these, and that means somebody died trying to use a wii as. A parachute
Gettin' high with my wii
*Jumps out of a plane high on meth with wii strapped to back, thinking it's a parachute*
that means that somebody out there hit a wii with a mace
Wait, does that mean someone’s wii started an uprising, got second hand smoke, and fought in a a war??? 😐😐
@@calebreardon8707 that wii got problems
"Don't use your wii as a parachute" = Don't drop your Wii
"Don't hit your wii with a mace" = don't strike your wii
"Don't let your wii get second hand smoke" = don't expose the wii to smoke
Still figuring out the one with the wii in the driving seat and the one with a gun.
“Don’t let your Wii drive. He’s not 16.”
Wii in 2022: my time has come
I got 2 wiis
Yeah
Well this vid is nearly 10 years old. So lets say it is now though. Wii would be 28. From the official release date it is younger (?)
@@sarahdurham6001 cool
@@aaptyp it *is* 10 years old now
"The Wii is not a toaster and should not be used as such."
Jimmy Neutron: "Challenge accepted!"
When i was smaller i used to watch this over and over again thinking it was humor. And now i know whats a wii and how good it was in the times i didnt get to experience
911: What's your emergency?
Me: I have a Wii stuck in my throat
Mojooo215 nah it’s more like “i nee hewp dere a we ih meh froat!”
Nah, it would be like “dvdogdgidgmnvditwkfiogxkgbxxvfisfjsmbxvjsahklhvmt”
Hi there agent its agent 2703
@MA - 05WC - Conestoga PS (1474) almost there
I'm gonna need to raid Area 51
2 more years and we can marry the wii
No like 4
@@roblox_gaming00 Or Maybe If They Are 25 Or More
This was useful, thank you!
**Don’t Marry your Wii**
Me: Sorry love, it’s not you, it’s your Japanese instruction manual.
u mean her father
The first one though.
LMFAO
LoL
@Wild_ian1 lol
I’m surprised there isn’t a “don’t go swimming with your Wii”
Well , (then )u can do that XD
Edit: WOW I NEVER HAD THAT AMOUNT OF LIKES!!!
xD
I'm suing
That is the toasters job
Álvaro 130 oh yes
The one with the ninjas got me 😂
"The Wii is not a funny hat!"
"It's not?"
Don't let your Wii drive,it's not *16* yet.
Don't fall in love and *marry* your Wii.
*FBI OPEN UP*
thats why its telling you not to do it
the age of consent in japan is 13 the wii is 13
@@leothemememan3464 OH NO
@@Gamer6200. it's not my fault if japan has has creepy laws
I meant it as a joke
“Don’t pour orange juice on your Wii.”
Fine, I’ll go get the apple juice.
No. Get D I M E N C I O N A L juice instead
big brain
I'll get milk...
Get some grown up grape juice
Wat?
Why is this still funny thirteen years later
I just got this video recommended again and I just want to say, it can finally legally drive!!😊
Alternative title; “Artist having too much fun making the wii manual”
Good one
Yea
Yis
Lol
NO EAH
Now it all makes sense to Mii
Good one...
Hitesh Dasari u *f r i c c* ing punner
The hell is that supposed to mean
Haha
no
Me*
This keeps being recommended and it's funny every time!
Thank you so much!!! I was planning on doing all of these things until I was told NOT to. :D!!
"Dont let an angry snowman near your Wii"
Ok I will just get a happy one
*even worse*
Your pfp makes it even funnier, thanks
Are constipated snowmen cool
69 likes
@@wii4319 experience with it?
Officer: How old is your Wii ma’m?
Me: 15
Officer: Wii I’m gonna need you to step out of the car
One Skelly Girl 😂
Lol
XD
GUSTAVO666BR Error1010010101010
Is your brother a Wii?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
my sisters and I both LOVE this video! especially since we(no pun intended) own a Wii too!
(and btw as of 2022 the Wii IS 16 years old!)
Funny video + nostalgic music = masterpiece
**Sees the marry Wii rule**
Um.
Hey,Honey? We need a divorce...
Just do what Anakin Skywalker did without the Jedi Council knowing, just marry it in secret
Conner Confidential oH oKaY :)
the amazing tech monster 😂😂 Okay!!
These replies 😂😂😂😂
*Wii need a divorce
“Don’t let you Wii console drive”
Well it’s almost 16, so It technically CAN, plus it has motion controls so the car is just a big Wii remote now.
Just one more year
@@mehrchadha8238 Exactly! So it can drive in one more year!
@@creamsiclelps17 Then that part of the clip will be irrelevant
@@mehrchadha8238 Well, that’s what the manual says soo, it’s okay! Plus this video was made years ago so it is outdated now. Lol
@@creamsiclelps17 Yea
The Nintendo Wii is now legally old enough to drive
Even after all this time this is still funny
"please, don't fall in love with your wii"
oh, was i not supposed to-?
makes sense since you have an anime profile picture
Ok If You do then if trying to make it drink it will break it
But did you break that rule
‘bruh moment’
The wii is only 13 years young, oh no, the fbi's coming to your house
“The wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken”
*grabs turkey*
How did the chicken even fit in
And why did the wii turn into a monster?
Yeah the chicken had to be made of steel to bend the wii shape- as to how it got in there I would have to guess they opened up the side
-A_smol_Dragon- 'w' it’s a gremlin reference
It’s supposed to be “don’t feed your wii after midnight”
@@zoehernandez7688 ohhhh, thats clever XD
I am disobeying the manual and taking care of the Wii, loving it, cherishing it, and fighting battles with them
BRO, “Don’t stick a four leaf clover in your Wii,” LITERALLY MADE ME SPIT OUT MY COFFEE 😂
Don't you just hate it when an angry snowman steals your Wii?
Right...happens to me everyday
I think its dont let the wii in low tempitures
Yeah it happens to me every week
how is that even possible?
@@aspiringsounds979 *it isnt*
Don't you Hate When your Wii Steals Your car
yes
My name doesn't Matter yes
My name doesn't Matter woah
WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH
And shoots me with a carbine rifle.
Alternative title 2: artist and writer having too much fun making the wii manual
Whoever created this was a fanart is absolutely comedy gold!
That moment when your Wii becomes a dragon and wants to eat chicken:
Yes yes very relatable
Fazaan The IVth I had that happen it also tried to put a disk inside of it’s self
I think it's a Gremlins reference, i.e. don't feed your Wii after midnight / let it touch water.
aw man i hate when that happens
Owen Vogelgesang that's what I was thinking
I thought you said wants to eat children lol
“Please, don’t fall in love with your Wii”
Everyone: NO!
*_cries in too late_*
NO ONE *cries even late*
Im sorry wii. Wii cant be together.
I will not let you take her from me! Manual: Your anger and your lust for power have done that.
@Alex Hill Its meant to be a joke, you're welcome
We did it, the Wii can now drive.
*Who the hell decided to recommend me this **_13 years_** after-*
This is now 13 years and one day old… how time flies!
“Humans are the most intelligent species on earth!”
Humans:
This is exactly why I think Owls should be named the most intelligent species. They'd never do something as stupid as inventing deep fried butter or the Wii U. And plus, they have those adorable eyes
@@Baset_ yeah but owl can't throw rock far
@@Pineapple-hx9ty they could drop it from real high maybe
pls don't ruin this i've already gone and gotten the surgery to turn myself into an owl
@@Baset_ they can't yeet a ball half a kilometer away from themselves
“Your WII is not a soldier and will not fight battles for you” Earth just lost its best defender
Ok
It was in a bad war
The console wars
Many wiis died
But they won at the end
Nick fury pages the Wii U at the end of infinity war
The lack of a music loop never ceases to throw me off
the wii is now about 16 years old so he can drive now
That marriage is pretty shallow, wii don't go together
Christian Duncan haha punz
*Ba dum tss*
Christian Duncan hahahaha
phhht
Christian Duncan It's time for U and Mii to break up
“Do not Marry the Wii”
Well I just wasted all my money and time planning the wedding
@Mocha Tea lol! XD
LOL XD
And I oop-
XD
Mocha Tea XD
POV: You Homebrewed your Wii and now the Nintendo Ninjas are after you
Wii can finally Drive now 😢😢
“The Wii does not taste good.”
Well, I just wasted all of that seasoning.
Mmm it could use some salt
Gordon Ramsay intensifies
Wiisoning
Wii tried it too
HAHA HAHA HAHA!
"Your Wii console is NOT a parachute".
The one that uses it as a parachute: *WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*
clever,not even joking.thats clever.
Followed by the ambulance.
*WII U WII U WII U*
hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@@KopperNeoman and then a fuen-wii-rall.
(I'll show myself out.)
Lol
Don’t you hate it when you are trying to fight ninjas but you pack your Wii nunchuck by accident
When you realize the wii turning 18 in November
"Dont pour orange juice on your wii"
Well what else am i supposed to do when my wii gets thirsty
Well, You're Not Wrong.
u give it apple juice, not orange juice
@@helendong1039 never thought of that, ill try
@@grammynorma3545 wait don't forget about grape juice
@@helendong1039 i wont
“Don’t play wii with your feet.” Wii Balance Boards: Are Wii a joke to you?
Top 10 best hidden puns
Are Wii a joke to U?
Ha
underrated smh
My balance bored: Finally someone notices me
I have my Wii 5 inches away from me and i still play on that original Wii my dad got in circa 2007 or 2008, still good 14 or 15 years after buying, the video is good as well.
0:42 well, now he is 16.
Manual: "Don't try to kill yourself with the Wii."
Me: *Grabs Xbox 360 instead*
"...or anything else, for that matter."
@@lamenwatch1877 WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DIE?!? :D
“The Wii is not a toaster.” But the 360 can be.
😭
yay he died
“The Wii can’t fight in a battle”
Well, what about WWii?
Or wwiii
Pedro Hernades We’ll know the answer together, my friend 😎
@@maduch1314 what
AlexJugador06 What what?
Ba dum tss
2:36 is a reference to the movie Gremlins, it's "don't feed the Wii after midnight"
That's what I assume anyway, unless there's a different reference that is more relevant to japan.
It’s just a tradition to watch this every once In a while. Remember the wii fellas!
only 6 more years till the wii can drive
Edit. The wii can drive. Watch out.
Mr. product
How does that relate to what i posted? You've lost me
Mr. product
no need to apologise, i was just confused.
kimzee59 nope it cant drive he had no life
i still have that wii and in playing mario right now
kimzee59 lol