Ozzy Man's Podcast I'd love to smash a drinking challenge or smoke a bunch of hash with yall. I do believe it'd be a good time. Love the content and like that mozza is a regular customer. Stay true and righteous on your journey brothers!
Ozzy Man's Podcast its funny watching this coz you guys are adults and stuff. Me and my group of 18 year olds, we just fucking go, way to many drinks plug a pill going all night man.
I bartend for a living and this conversation is priceless. Btw I love you because your videos help me when I feel life is shit. Thank you for what you do Ozzy and Mozza I love you!
Philosophers of everyday questions. Serious discussions for and against virtually any question. Tales we haven't the time to sit around and discuss to it's irrational conclusion. And they're answer is spot on. Thanks Ozzy and Mozza for helping us to know the issues of the day and how to respond. Or not.
OK guys so not to get influenced I am writing this right after hearing the initial question. I was quite a heavy drinker since teenage days. When I was 25 I fked up a huge chance I had in my life because I was drunk that very moment. Ive sworn not to drink anymore. 6 Months after I accidentally drunk alcoholic beer instead of non-alk one. Since that day I very much enjoy drinking beer etc. and finally figured out how to drink in a fun way and not a fked up one. so my point is, think if you could pause alc for 2 months easy peasy. If so, do it because its easy right? If you are hesitating, a 4 month break is a huge gain for you in terms of enjoyment, fun, value etc. Also people are confused at first, but after some time build up respect for your self-control. cheers everyone ;) ps: gonna finish the video now, love the 2nd channel and am very glad to have discovered it. also because of the weirdness of this comment I am thinking ozzy man might read it himself, in that case cheers bro I'd love to meet you some day, righdo?
Hell, I stumble on flat surfaces when I'm sober. If I can negotiate climbing a 12" ladder, tying off, then using an extension pole, to chop down and not land in me neighbour's yard, but in mine; I'm probably not safe to drive. But will enjoy another delicious, adult libation, or two, before going to bed. The chopping up of the branch, using power tools, is left to the sober enough to struggle walking. Machinery and drinking are a personal hard limit. Falling off a ladder, or smashing the fancy heater in the neighbour's yard? Meh. By te time they'd find me maggoty corpse, I'd be too dead to get a Drunk and Disorderly/Dimwit Ticket.
Amazing discussion. More practical advice for drinkers in this piece than anything I’ve watched. These guys don’t even have to be funny to deserve a place on the planet. Kudos.
I think Mozza nailed it with the dropping somthing twice, or bumping into a bloke and knocking his drink. Then you probably have gone far enough. Have a couple waters. If it is early then maybe you can catch another whiskey later, but a chill might be the proper way to go. If you get to that point where you feel pissed, then you should always get a ride to a friends, or your own home if the night is ded.
I was once at a club waiting at a crowded bar order another drink, spontaneous spew rigght there at my feet, noone seemed to notice and 10 seconds later the bar tender came over and served me, got my drink and went on my merry way!
Hey Ozzy man. Since you mentioned dropping cigarette twice. There's one more thing to worry about. Holding the cigarette backwards n trying to light it up. That's a sigh of too to much drinking. Time to head home I guess. One of my friends did that at a party
Totally with Mozza there. I feel I can handle a lot of drink over a long space of time and good conditions. Normally, I'm one of the ones who watches over everyone else who are losing it through alcohol. If you can't walk straight, I'll be keeping an closer eye on ya fellas.
18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24,25,26. The act of being self-aware, and aware of how your actions may affect others, for boys/men I think happens a bit later than 21yrs... I really like this discussion!
I can't imagine continuing to drink after I've vomited. That's absolutely game over, time to go to bed shit right there. Granted, I don't think I've ever vomited mid-party. It's usually the moment I lay down that my body decides it's time to purge.
I use to work in a late night kebab shop in my younger days, and loved asking the beyond drunk guys if they wanted extra, extra chilly source and Jalapeno's, then watch them sit and eat glowing red at the tables. lol
I agree on the best nights. When you're all going over to the home of a friend or everyone is coming over to your place after the pubs are closed for the night. Best nights, ever. Of all time.
I agree with almost all, taken me about 23 years to figure out how to have a good night and not lose my shit(bad night). Talked about it, yeah. Izzy your great bro!
Met a farmer in Vermont years ago, a guy who loved to get likkerd up real good. He was telling me about how hard people drank back in the time when he was young. "I remember one time, I was so drunk, I couldn't walk, I had to ride my tractor to the bar".
Love it! i did ''Houdini act'' so many times myself and got messages and missed phone calls when i woke up at home :D when you know you should stop you need to stop :] on other hand 1 night i didnt want to know when to stop [never drink away sadness/bad feelings etc] and woke up on hospital bed naked - that should be wake up call for everyone :D
The way I solve this dilemma is by writing my pre-kebab order down on my "I'm pissed" card that I carry in my wallet or in my favorites iPhone photo album.. This way I just tap n go without a word spoken other than - mind my spew..
We're driving around the woods on the farm and my buddy jumped out of the zuke to piss and fell back into the vehicle while trying to pee. I jumped out my side and couldn't stand unassisted to piss. Had to lean on the hood.
I know i have had to much when a 10 min walk home takes 1 hour true story 1 step forward 2 back but this is great good first impression will be watchin your previous videos
So , When are we going to have a Mozza Ozzy Catch up? Because I kind of need you to in my life to talk about the events of the world in order to process that shit! 🙏🙏🙏
Back in the day I used to drink until I blacked out.Used to wake up in all parts of Brisbane at 5 am not knowing how I got there.Luckily I never got mugged
My favorite TH-cam duo period case closed there's no turning back, apocalypse stronghold n these two are at the front of the line for entry, Ozzys lvl 99 logic n Mozzas lvl 99 zombie wisdom, faith in humanity revival strong
I've always used the "Pace yourself" rule as my first one. If you can't pace yourself? Then you'll end up piss drunk, dropping your cigarette, lighter, forget where you put your pants.
If you light a ciggarette filter while inhaling on the wrong end. If your close friends tell you you should take it easy.... If you experience short term memory loss (like asking the same girl her name 5 times)
Friday just passed and i was at the pub playing pokies after a days work. Playing pokies and drinking beers by my self and some guy started talking to me, offered me some Blue Honey .. Ate half of it and then the rest 20 minutes later. Played some more pokies and had 1 more beer. Then i relised it was to late so i had to go home. Ok the train ride i started tripping and it was so good. I enjoyed closing my eyes and watching the klodiscope of life. The train ride was so amazing cuse i was drunk and tripping. I made it home in the end.
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I'll have last nights show up in a day or two. Was a ripper with smoother, sexier audio and vision. Nah, you'll see. Yeah nah yeah you'll see.
Ozzy Man's Podcast I'd love to smash a drinking challenge or smoke a bunch of hash with yall. I do believe it'd be a good time. Love the content and like that mozza is a regular customer. Stay true and righteous on your journey brothers!
Ozzy Man's Podcast its funny watching this coz you guys are adults and stuff. Me and my group of 18 year olds, we just fucking go, way to many drinks plug a pill going all night man.
I bartend for a living and this conversation is priceless. Btw I love you because your videos help me when I feel life is shit. Thank you for what you do Ozzy and Mozza I love you!
Ozzy Man's Podcast NOICE
It's ya boy from the UK you guys give me so much joy loving you boys chatting about random stuff keep up the good stuff
It’s like watching Gandalf and Dumbledore discuss how to fix wizardry, majestic.
These are the real conversations that real people have in their minds. Thanks for bringing this to us all. Quite enjoyable!!
I'll drink to that!
Mozza is my spirit uncle.
I think he's my daughter's uncle. Tests haven't come back yet though...
Ken Durham Soooo he's your or your wife's brother...
I use the "Dropping things twice" rule to see if I've worked too long on my shift.... One mistake happens, Two is Two too many.
peter benson you a doctor?
Nah, work with hand tools a lot and dont feel like losing knuckle skin :-)
Bahh! Not much of a craftsmen if ya ain't missing a digit or two.
I am a programmer but use the same rule. Two silly mistakes mean I should not continue the work for time being!
Same in the kitchen.
It's a bad night when you wake up next to a smiling Koala.
Philosophers of everyday questions. Serious discussions for and against virtually any question. Tales we haven't the time to sit around and discuss to it's irrational conclusion. And they're answer is spot on. Thanks Ozzy and Mozza for helping us to know the issues of the day and how to respond. Or not.
bloody gold mate. thanks you and Mozza made my day. cheers from holland
Thanks so much for uploading these to youtube and mozza needs a youtube channel
you know you have drank too much when you know you are going to wake up in Australia the next day
I wake up in Australia all the time mate.
*have drunk
Not possible...Australia doesn’t exist! It’s an elaborate hoax.
@@davidlee6042 😂 I'm choosing to laugh, whether you're joking or not
I'm in USA, and I pretty much always drink on international flights, sooo… it'll take about a day, and I'll def be lit when I land in Australia! 😁
OK guys so not to get influenced I am writing this right after hearing the initial question.
I was quite a heavy drinker since teenage days. When I was 25 I fked up a huge chance I had in my life because I was drunk that very moment. Ive sworn not to drink anymore.
6 Months after I accidentally drunk alcoholic beer instead of non-alk one. Since that day I very much enjoy drinking beer etc. and finally figured out how to drink in a fun way and not a fked up one.
so my point is, think if you could pause alc for 2 months easy peasy. If so, do it because its easy right?
If you are hesitating, a 4 month break is a huge gain for you in terms of enjoyment, fun, value etc.
Also people are confused at first, but after some time build up respect for your self-control.
cheers everyone ;)
ps: gonna finish the video now, love the 2nd channel and am very glad to have discovered it.
also because of the weirdness of this comment I am thinking ozzy man might read it himself, in that case cheers bro I'd love to meet you some day, righdo?
Thanks for sharing, cheers mate!
I tend drop a lot stuff twice when sober. So I'll stick to the 'dropping things 3 times' rule.
Hell, I stumble on flat surfaces when I'm sober. If I can negotiate climbing a 12" ladder, tying off, then using an extension pole, to chop down and not land in me neighbour's yard, but in mine; I'm probably not safe to drive. But will enjoy another delicious, adult libation, or two, before going to bed. The chopping up of the branch, using power tools, is left to the sober enough to struggle walking. Machinery and drinking are a personal hard limit. Falling off a ladder, or smashing the fancy heater in the neighbour's yard? Meh. By te time they'd find me maggoty corpse, I'd be too dead to get a Drunk and Disorderly/Dimwit Ticket.
Lot of wisdom being laid out in these shows. Good stuff.
Amazing discussion. More practical advice for drinkers in this piece than anything I’ve watched. These guys don’t even have to be funny to deserve a place on the planet. Kudos.
I think Mozza nailed it with the dropping somthing twice, or bumping into a bloke and knocking his drink. Then you probably have gone far enough. Have a couple waters. If it is early then maybe you can catch another whiskey later, but a chill might be the proper way to go. If you get to that point where you feel pissed, then you should always get a ride to a friends, or your own home if the night is ded.
Totally have done the "leave the bank card at home" in the past.
Mozza cracks me up, he’s so serious over such futility... good work fellas!
The Irish goodbye after vomiting once is a personal favourite of mine.
Pulling a tampon outta the tampon box & go to light it thinking it's a durry...time to go home!🤣
Love Mozza's shirt :D Greetings from the US, love you guys!
Agreed!
I was once at a club waiting at a crowded bar order another drink, spontaneous spew rigght there at my feet, noone seemed to notice and 10 seconds later the bar tender came over and served me, got my drink and went on my merry way!
Walken from one pub to another and my mate spewed twice crossing the road didn't miss a step and not a drop on him.
Sounds like a pro...
Hey Ozzy man. Since you mentioned dropping cigarette twice. There's one more thing to worry about. Holding the cigarette backwards n trying to light it up.
That's a sigh of too to much drinking. Time to head home I guess.
One of my friends did that at a party
Totally with Mozza there. I feel I can handle a lot of drink over a long space of time and good conditions. Normally, I'm one of the ones who watches over everyone else who are losing it through alcohol. If you can't walk straight, I'll be keeping an closer eye on ya fellas.
I need a ride home....
Ummm, never mind, I'm already home....sigh
i have drunk myself sober
You the real MVP.
@@turokforever007 funny because I know this is true and possible
18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24,25,26.
The act of being self-aware, and aware of how your actions may affect others, for boys/men I think happens a bit later than 21yrs...
I really like this discussion!
Deeply meaningful, highly insightful conversation on a very serious topic...hummmm
Running out of beer is the cue that I've had enough.
Question: How the hek does Mozza keep such a straight face? I absolutely love this guy.
Mozza,s funniest oerson ive ever heard both legends
I loved this conversation
FREDDIE BEANS freddie you watch ozzy? Haha YESSS
I can't imagine continuing to drink after I've vomited. That's absolutely game over, time to go to bed shit right there. Granted, I don't think I've ever vomited mid-party. It's usually the moment I lay down that my body decides it's time to purge.
"Struggle forest" lol. I too was the houdini of drinkers. I'd get drunk fast, leave and be in bed before anyone even knew I left.
Thank you! You guys are hysterical! My opinion: vomiting is to be avoided at all costs!
“If can’t competently deliver the sentence to order your late night falafel kebab” - Mozza
Poetry.
Mozza must have his own show.
I usually (usually) call her a night when the local constabulary gives me the option of going home or going to jail. It's a game time call though.
Lmfao "the kabob zombie "🤣
This part of the podcast was brilliant. Had to pause far cry 5 to listen to it properly 😂
Arun Prakash is it good? I was thinking of getting it
SamStar Fine, I'd Wait for a price cut. Far cry 3 still take the cake for me.
Arun Prakash far cry 3 blood dragon was the shit
You still havent beat that game?
I use to work in a late night kebab shop in my younger days, and loved asking the beyond drunk guys if they wanted extra, extra chilly source and Jalapeno's, then watch them sit and eat glowing red at the tables. lol
I agree on the best nights. When you're all going over to the home of a friend or everyone is coming over to your place after the pubs are closed for the night. Best nights, ever. Of all time.
When you're out..us Canadians call it sneaking out the back door xD
I agree with almost all, taken me about 23 years to figure out how to have a good night and not lose my shit(bad night). Talked about it, yeah. Izzy your great bro!
Haha 1:16 "I mean it can sneak up on youuuuu".
Mozza said "youre there as the kebab zombie" OMFG! 😂😅😂😅😂
Met a farmer in Vermont years ago, a guy who loved to get likkerd up real good. He was telling me about how hard people drank back in the time when he was young.
"I remember one time, I was so drunk, I couldn't walk, I had to ride my tractor to the bar".
Kickass video guys 😎
I fucking love mozza's shirt. Absolutely amazing!
Ozzy knows what a pod cast of for! Good job!
Hahaha I do the Houdini, because if you say goodbye, your mates try to make you stay longer!
Loves Mozza. Keeps it real
His John Deere hat is mint
When the bartender won't serve you anymore, I'd say you can handle another 6 drinks at another premises.
New drinking game for ya. Everytime Mozza says 'yup' you take a sip there of whatever you're sipping on. Let TH-cams autoplay roll on.
Love it! i did ''Houdini act'' so many times myself and got messages and missed phone calls when i woke up at home :D when you know you should stop you need to stop :] on other hand 1 night i didnt want to know when to stop [never drink away sadness/bad feelings etc] and woke up on hospital bed naked - that should be wake up call for everyone :D
This show is true and better and useful then so many crap American TV shows
America has TV shows? I thought that was all just commercials...
Ken Durham I was doin the math and by the time I was ten(stoped watching tv) I had probably watched at least 100000 4 minute ads
This is very close to being a Pete and Dud sketch :)
I'm sure no one here is shitfaced while watching this.
Well, except me...
I like Mozza’s T-shirt. That being said, thank you for the enlightening discussion
The way I solve this dilemma is by writing my pre-kebab order down on my "I'm pissed" card that I carry in my wallet or in my favorites iPhone photo album.. This way I just tap n go without a word spoken other than - mind my spew..
*When your mic bugger off for a walkabout...*
I love Mozza's shirt! Where can I get one?!
Drunk Wii bowling is fun as hell also or even drunk comedy
All depends on your recreational intake.
You've had too much to drink when you think you're talking to a microphone when in fact you're not - that's the line for me.
I love Mozza's Chaotic Neutral T-shirt. I wanna party with you guys here in Mississippi. God bless the Aussies and You Ozzy. Semper Fi!!
We're driving around the woods on the farm and my buddy jumped out of the zuke to piss and fell back into the vehicle while trying to pee.
I jumped out my side and couldn't stand unassisted to piss. Had to lean on the hood.
The only things I drop twice whilst drunk is someone who gets up after the first bottle smash
How about stopping as soon as you feel unconfortable?
I know i have had to much when a 10 min walk home takes 1 hour true story 1 step forward 2 back but this is great good first impression will be watchin your previous videos
Lol love the D&D shirt Mozz!!!!!
So , When are we going to have a Mozza Ozzy Catch up? Because I kind of need you to in my life to talk about the events of the world in order to process that shit! 🙏🙏🙏
If you find yourself playing videogames with one eye. That's when I call it a night...or... Morning all depends. 😉
I have seen the "Sway so hard to knock the drink out of some one else's hand" happen to quite a lot of people....
See I quite often have a tactical spew 30 min snooze wait up and ready to go again it works wonders
Back in the day I used to drink until I blacked out.Used to wake up in all parts of Brisbane at 5 am not knowing how I got there.Luckily I never got mugged
First time I’ve ever heard Ozzy being “thoughtful & philosophical”. Must be the importance of the topic to him.
When im hungover the next day i have fucking anxiety so bad
where did your buddy get his shirt chaotic
When you tip the bar tender $100 for keeping the ice cubes cold.
Oh shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite TH-cam duo period case closed there's no turning back, apocalypse stronghold n these two are at the front of the line for entry, Ozzys lvl 99 logic n Mozzas lvl 99 zombie wisdom, faith in humanity revival strong
you should do a darn bloody review on the banned Skittles commercial
I love Mozza's shirt.
Does Mozza have his own channel? If not, I NEED him to start one💕
I've always used the "Pace yourself" rule as my first one. If you can't pace yourself? Then you'll end up piss drunk, dropping your cigarette, lighter, forget where you put your pants.
When your not getting drunker with the next drink you're wasting booze and your tomorrow.
Gold!
I'm subscribed to your channel now I'm subscribed to this one ❤️️
Mozza I too am Chaotic neutral
"YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR WASTED WHEN YOU GO TO BRUSH SOMETHING OFF YOUR SHOULDER... AND ITS THE FLOOR." George Carlin
The last stage is a good time to end it.
I say it like this also. If you can't pour your glass from a pitcher then you're done. Call a cab
If you light a ciggarette filter while inhaling on the wrong end. If your close friends tell you you should take it easy.... If you experience short term memory loss (like asking the same girl her name 5 times)
my drunk test is can you pronounce the word facetious.
In that first shot of moz he looked PISSED
We love Mozza.......!!!!
The dropped cig is when I stop
Friday just passed and i was at the pub playing pokies after a days work. Playing pokies and drinking beers by my self and some guy started talking to me, offered me some Blue Honey .. Ate half of it and then the rest 20 minutes later. Played some more pokies and had 1 more beer. Then i relised it was to late so i had to go home. Ok the train ride i started tripping and it was so good. I enjoyed closing my eyes and watching the klodiscope of life. The train ride was so amazing cuse i was drunk and tripping. I made it home in the end.
Remind me to watch fearless
Opening doors for me, if have any difficulties with a door then it’s all down hill from there.
Mozza knows how slippery them fucking ciggies can be
Me and mozza think alike on this subject.
usually just drink til i pass out, but i party with close friends so all good