Miki Grobar KRAJIŠNIK take a chill pill mate, it’s not like the British were the only one to do that, the French, the Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch etc. and also it may be debatable but in some cases the British left some of their colonies in a better state then they found them. Especially in Australia, New Zealand and Canada. The British built infrastructure, industry and have these nations technology that would enable them to survive in the modern world. If the British hadn’t colonized Africa, despite the face that many people died, not going to deny that. The content would be controlled by tribal warlords with 17th century technology
As an Australian I can confirm, all those 'overseas' places don't exist. I've driven for thousands of kilometers and never found anywhere but here. I flew overseas once, but just wound up in Tassie. Australia is all there is.
@@Hoopty91 don't go invisible!!!! I keep try to get outa here, and I drive for miles, into exhaustion, and keep waking up in the same place !!!! I'm starting to believe, I don't exist !
@Scottish Thor What's a Scottish? My Stepdad says he's one of them but I've never been to a Scottishland so it obviously doesn't exist. I know who Thor is. That shit is real. Dude with magic weather hammer.
I mentioned to a flat Earther colleague of mine that I'm planning to move to Australia. He just laughed and said, "Good luck." I now understand why he thinks I'm wasting my time.
I actually thought it was only some "joke" made up by a bunch of bored American college kids.. I mean, in any country with high literacy and widespread (and not highly censored) internet access - who could be so intellectually unlucky to believe such a joke?
@Martin Ma your comment sort of reminds me of the Christian's fabricating a joke, a pretty lame one, at that; that everyone ought to pretend that **atheist's** **don't** **exist** 🤯😭😏 OK Herbert I'm done paying taxes.
Yeah of course Australia exists, but I'm really doubting New Zealand. Most maps agree. I mean, you're trying to tell me Mordor and Hobbiton are on the same island?
I went to Australia and people around were all actors. They didn't know what to say so they just said "mate" all the time. They drugged me with 10 beers and the next day I couldn't remember anything. Be careful.
Still not 100% conviced that somewhere in this planet exits such an amazing land full of Sheilas and Wankers... I may need a second part of this video.
I'm also over 50. I've always believed that Australia existed. Heck, I've even been to some place called Melbourne, and Sydney, and Perth, and Tasmania... But those places were sets and the people in it actors? Wow. Just wow.... I guess that means New Zealand is also fake then... cos I had to fly thru Australia to get to New Zealand... I guess all that "Earthquake damage" was just a cover story because they didn't have enough time to finish the set proper.
@@angeluscorpius - "Yeah, nah I've spotted one, he's on to us boy's he's quick for Yank, but he's on to us"..... lol Cheers, from the "Land/s Down Under"
While the evidence presented in this clip IS admittedly compelling the simple fact of the matter is that Australia can not exist. The only way Australia could exist is if the world was round but since it is actually flat there's no actual way that it can.
Seriously? Mate there's days I wish my dad hadn't dragged our arses to Oz but then I think England's wet, cold and fucking miserable, at least here it's hot (the humidity is fucked but) and there's a shit ton of seafood, think I should stop whinging and be grateful I'm not still stuck in pommy land.
Sick and tired of hearing people who've never even been there saying that Australia obviously exists. I spent 3 weeks holiday there in 2019 and can absolutely confirm that it doesn't exist!
I flew to Melbourne from L.A. once. I was in a metal tube for 16 hours. For all I know we landed in Area 51 and the people I saw could’ve been a reflection of the 4th dimension in the quantum world....but damn the meat pies were fekkin’ good af.
The earth is a cylinder... explains the circular shape of some pictures and the flat earthers theory put together.. everyone wins.. I have proof the earth is a cylinder
As a military brat who grew up on military installations, I had the opportunity to meet a lot of Airmen and Soldiers from other countries including those from Austrailia. The ones I and my friends met always had really good manners when they were out in the civilian population, better than most visiting from other countries, and were always friendly, willing to talk a while even to us when we were annoying kids, and often had some pretty good stories. They're real, and they're awesome.
As an American, I have nothing but respect for you Aussie fellas. Damn right you guys exist, you’re the most persistent guys around. You folk jumped into WWI’s Western front with a hell of a fervor and really stuck up for the British Empire before we even considered joining the war, then you just went back to the pub like nothing happened. Then, right when you started getting comfortable at the pub, WWII came along and you fellas jumped into all 3 theaters like it was nothing, again, before we even thought of entering the war. Australia has been there through tough times and good times, always standing by allies. If I had the ability, I’d buy the entire legal aged continent a beer. So, pub?
As I'm from the UK, I know the truth I can confirm that Australia is a hoax. STOP LYING TO EVERYONE! them people are not real! have you not heard what they sound like? it's clearly computer generated
I love it every time you say "fair dinkum", I want to use it in my day to day life but it just doesn't have the same panache in my Washington State accent.....I have started calling my co-workers "dodgy wankers" however.
I lived in Australia for a year lol. If Australia doesn't exist, WHERE DID I GO!? Disclaimer: I'm a computer-generated persona and shouldn't be trusted.
Eric Champlin, I have lived in Australia for 45 of my 48 years, in a city that also does not exist as Capital according to the Mandela wankers. So, if my cuntry (no mistake) does not exist, and the Bush Capital does not exist, I guess I am in real trouble.
Do you know for sure that the place you went was Australia? It could have been any large island. It was probably Italy or something. Don't trust google maps, or whoever makes paper maps, or airlines, or anyone else.
Aaron Burns I’m sorry but I was born in Australia I’m only a teenager but I’m pretty sure that I’m not a robot computer if you really have trust issues with that, take it up with the indigenous aboriginals!!!! AUSTRALIA DOES EXIST!!!!!!!!! If you’re really struggling, what country is this flag from? 🇦🇺
No they easily could, all the fantastical creatures, poisonous things, etc…exactly the bs a bureaucratic system would come up with, have you seen tax law? I rest my case. The more outlandish the better, I mean come on, a mammal with a beaver tail, duck bill, poisonous spurs, that lays eggs? Yeah right. So how many jack a lopes you seen? I got the Brooklyn bridge I’ll sell ya man.
Imagine an Australian Flat Earther reading this. **looks through posts** "Ooh, what do we have here?" _Australia doesn't exist_ "..." "Guess I'm an AI robot then."
hamsterSNAKE spaghetti and noodles are too different things .. the earth is flat and motionless Jesus is lord. and the solar system is a fat satanic lie to make u atheist
6 ปีที่แล้ว +7
Yo, T! Jesus is the dude who does my front lawn twice a month, mate. The earth is not flat, the SUN is!
We do the same to the smallest state in México, Tlaxcala With memes like Tlaxcala doesn't exist It's a lie by the goverment officials to do money laundering The Welcome to Tlaxcala signs include the you're leaving Tlaxcala signs Etc
I used to believe in Australia, but after seeing this video I'm now convince Australians are just Alabamans doing their best British accent. Everything in the video is possible in Alabama - including the mullets and kangaroos.
The woodchucks in Alabama are actually kangaroos with larger teeth. Mullets are the state hairstyle. And the opossums are the koala bears. And don't forget that Alabama has those sneaky cunts, the drop bears. Oh, and Bud Light is technically their Fosters.
The clip you shown I’ve seen that before about that boy i saw a while ago but still i was surprise to see this cause i have seen it in a long time before even though it was a while ago now.
notice how we never see his back, that's where the wires and pneumatic pistons and hydraulics are. Too expensive to get the robots with them bits all hidden
or maybe their in-flight safety video? "G'day ya big bloody beautiful bastards, here's me face. Make sure your seatbelts are fastened at all times and know where the exits are in case of an emergency so you don't panic like a wanker when s**t hits the fan."
I spent 6 weeks in Australia back in 1995. It was a beautiful place. The only problem I had was some bird that made it's nest in the tall grass that attacked anyone who went within a 60 mile radius of it's nest.
The whole world is actually a Sweden, we all live in Sweden. The world beyond Sweden is inhospitable to humans. Ikea is actually a tree of life that keeps giving life force to humans. We are all alive thanks to Sweden. Be grateful
I am an Arab married to an Aussie woman and I have a 6 month old son to her She was next to me in bed, our son in his bed, after watching this video she disappeared, half of my son disappeared too!
My Grandfather, Oscar Oswald Miller M.D., was born in Sydney NSW (his father was born in Tanzania!), and immigrated to Louisville, KY USA is 1908! There are documents to support this.
It's quotes like that that show Ozzie Man is the best on the planet - whether or not Australia truly exists. The accent does sound like it's made up. I mean, who would TALK like that?
Australia does exist and I've been there. But it's not on the bottom of the world or anything - that would be silly. Nah, it's in an alternative dimension. The plane did a little judder a couple of hours out of Hong Kong as it crossed into the alternative world. Australia is essentially an alternative uncanny valley version of Britain, where chavs are called bogans, there was a never a meteor to kill all the more terrifying animals, and people's names are basically the same but with an 'o' on the end.
I will accept the fact that Australia exists no matter how much you try to convince me. The only way to prove it to me is a full paid round trip ticket to see for “me-self”.
I’m married to an Aussie. I never heard about the flat earthers theory. I think I’m going to have to have look-see tonight to see if there are any wires or computer chips visible. That could be a valid theory. I’ll get back to you.
"He's doing that impersonation of the dogs again." I almost fell off my chair when he said that!! Ozzie Man, you always get me to laugh when I don't even know something funny's coming!
Ozzy Man, are you SERIOUSLY arguing with a flat earth nut? There's only one thing you can do with flatearthers.... take them to the edge, and throw them off.
Edge,,,, of what? Coz flat earth doesn't exist and thus there are no edges! Even though that nut wants it to believe, but he himself hasn't found an edge to fall of, unless he stands on the top of a cliff!
Yah nah… Idk if you’re trying to imply that humans are highly intelligent like them or even more intelligent than them, but either way nah mate… some people are close but too many aren’t…
My brother stopped off in Hobart when he was in the Navy (USA). He really enjoyed it there. So I believe that Australia exists. Ironically, he says that mainland Aussies act like Tasmania doesn't exist . . . so imagine how they feel!
Sorry mate, didn't mean to mess with you, but on a more serious note, my other kanga broke down the other day and the new one wandered off, apparently to Oi Where Is My Hairbrush's house, so I have to walk and Australia is a big place. Looking at a second hand Emu.
100% proof mate. I live in Penrith, Sydney, and i was really starting to worry i didn't exist . Thanks for clearing that up.... cheers mate, love your work.
Oh, and don't let a Penrith native let you refer to it as "Sydney". Unless things have changed in the 20 years since I lived out West, anything past Parra was not keen to be labelled "Sydney".
Andrew Fishman everything in the Sydney basin is now considered proper Sydney. Times have changed and things are growing fast, like the second airport being built out here.... Badgeries Creek (not sure of the spelling) .
6:31 Book shelf, top shelf, third fourth and fifth books from the right(not left). Are those the swords of Shannara series? Man the covers look so much like them, but its blurry.
As an Englishman, let me apologise for the emotional meltdown of this android. We'll have him topped up on vegemite and back to normal in no time.
Miki Grobar KRAJIŠNIK Don't be mad because you're third world ass can't keep up with Dear Old Blighty
Alexander G your an idiot
loool
Alexander G aren't you guys shitty now. You sent us to the best country and Weather in the world and you are stuck in bleak miserable England
Miki Grobar KRAJIŠNIK take a chill pill mate, it’s not like the British were the only one to do that, the French, the Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch etc. and also it may be debatable but in some cases the British left some of their colonies in a better state then they found them. Especially in Australia, New Zealand and Canada. The British built infrastructure, industry and have these nations technology that would enable them to survive in the modern world. If the British hadn’t colonized Africa, despite the face that many people died, not going to deny that. The content would be controlled by tribal warlords with 17th century technology
As an Australian I can confirm, all those 'overseas' places don't exist. I've driven for thousands of kilometers and never found anywhere but here. I flew overseas once, but just wound up in Tassie. Australia is all there is.
🙆🙆😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha, right on
But I'm real! *IM REEAALL!!!!*
(As I slowly turn invisible and fade away)
@@Hoopty91 you turn *invisible, my man
@@Hoopty91 don't go invisible!!!! I keep try to get outa here, and I drive for miles, into exhaustion, and keep waking up in the same place !!!! I'm starting to believe, I don't exist !
1950: There will be flying cars in future
2019: Does Australia exist?
@Scottish Thor What's a Scottish? My Stepdad says he's one of them but I've never been to a Scottishland so it obviously doesn't exist.
I know who Thor is. That shit is real. Dude with magic weather hammer.
THE FLYING CAR HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 1997. sorry caps, but i cant be fuked re-typing that
Even as joke your initial sentence is wrong
There are already flying cars dude
Normal people just don't use them
@@sanjeevdandin9350 < NPC spotted.
@@lmoral222
NPC?
Dude no context joke! Lol
No Australian has ever been able to get past one of those "I am not a robot" check boxes.
James Cole hahahahahahahaha I loved that comment. Im Australian and had issues with that box plenty of times.
Yeah I hate those tricky photo boxes you have to tap
thing is they're all the right way up. we can't recognize the photos
That's just because they can't read.
😂 as an Australian I find this hilarious 😂
I mentioned to a flat Earther colleague of mine that I'm planning to move to Australia. He just laughed and said, "Good luck." I now understand why he thinks I'm wasting my time.
Crater earth......
😂😂😂👍
Don't worry, the Earth sucks just as hard on the underside.
I sincerely hope that your friend doesn’t have some kind of job involving geophysics.
Then we’d be well and truly f*****.
You startet to waste your time, talking to a flatearther ;-)
"I'm a tangible real human being". Thats exactly what a computer generated AI Ozzy would say.
Fred Carlson I was expecting him to say "I'm a tangible real wanker"
Verbatim. I was about to write this. As a joke, of course.
Aussie*
To be fair
“Ozzy” 💀
Surely if us Poms invented a fake country, we’d plan to win the Ashes a bit more often
True statement right there!! 🤣🤣
Under rated comment
btw thanks for Sir Bradman, Shane Warne, Ricky Pointing, Steve Smith, Allen Border. They've been very helpful!
You created the game and didn't win the world cup until now
We quite clearly didn't want to make it too obvious.
We should start a conspiracy theory that flat earth society doesn't exist
I actually thought it was only some "joke" made up by a bunch of bored American college kids.. I mean, in any country with high literacy and widespread (and not highly censored) internet access - who could be so intellectually unlucky to believe such a joke?
@Martin Ma your comment sort of reminds me of the Christian's fabricating a joke, a pretty lame one, at that; that everyone ought to pretend that **atheist's** **don't** **exist** 🤯😭😏 OK Herbert I'm done paying taxes.
What flat earth society? I thought that didn’t exist
@@M30W07 Of course they exist, they're a global organisation!
They are all actors hired by the government
Yeah of course Australia exists, but I'm really doubting New Zealand. Most maps agree. I mean, you're trying to tell me Mordor and Hobbiton are on the same island?
But, New Zealand is not middle earth
Can confirm NZ is real
r/wooosh
If New Zealand doesn't exist, then where the fuck am I?
Draconorst, You're obviously just in Abbreviated Reviews's head.
I went to Australia and people around were all actors. They didn't know what to say so they just said "mate" all the time. They drugged me with 10 beers and the next day I couldn't remember anything. Be careful.
Haw can yer go to straya if it doesn't exist, yer fucken drongo
... and decamps is what crims do.
Then get some bitches BTW its female dog you big fat liar
Now that, I do believe..Cheers mate! Haha
😂😂😂😂
Good story 10 outta10
The mad dog impersonation proves that Australia is real. Cheers mate.
That shit was hilarious.
Hitler was born in Austria and proved it was real. Not so hilarious though.
Still not 100% conviced that somewhere in this planet exits such an amazing land full of Sheilas and Wankers... I may need a second part of this video.
If the government came up with Aussie man, then fuck me I’m happy to be manipulated.
I'm Australian... If I'm actually an actor, I'm definitely not getting paid enough.
Wait up, I'm not getting paid AT ALL!! Is there a union or something? I've got decades worth of paychecks coming!
you still hiring actors??
Ask the Soros guy, he seems to pay for everything these days.
Me too
Paul Pichugin Now, now! With the Earth being flat and all, you've got to accept that wages are flat-lining as well, come on!
Actors pretending to be Australians must be one of the biggest sources of employment in the world.
Finally, those cunts get jobs.... us kiwis been doing them for too long
im moving right now!!!
Dude I get paid every month for acting as an Australian and I'm not even Australian
aussie accent is easy you just end every sentence mate
That's where my tax is going
I'm over 50 and knew for a fact Australia existed all my life...until I watched this video.
Lol 😂
I'm also over 50. I've always believed that Australia existed. Heck, I've even been to some place called Melbourne, and Sydney, and Perth, and Tasmania... But those places were sets and the people in it actors? Wow. Just wow.... I guess that means New Zealand is also fake then... cos I had to fly thru Australia to get to New Zealand... I guess all that "Earthquake damage" was just a cover story because they didn't have enough time to finish the set proper.
@@angeluscorpius - "Yeah, nah I've spotted one, he's on to us boy's he's
quick for Yank, but he's on to us"..... lol
Cheers, from the "Land/s Down Under"
While the evidence presented in this clip IS admittedly compelling the simple fact of the matter is that Australia can not exist. The only way Australia could exist is if the world was round but since it is actually flat there's no actual way that it can.
@@paulrichardson2554 it's a planet
I never questioned the existence of Australia until I saw this video. Now I'm skeptical.
Yep the cyborg android is Too defensive 🤔
Thats Exactly what I was going to say
Seriously?
Mate there's days I wish my dad hadn't dragged our arses to Oz but then I think England's wet, cold and fucking miserable, at least here it's hot (the humidity is fucked but) and there's a shit ton of seafood, think I should stop whinging and be grateful I'm not still stuck in pommy land.
Look closely at 13:05... you can see the glitch on the CGI. Totally not a really person.
@Scoobie dude why you talking to your imaginary friend again? Victor is a figment of your imaginatoin. Classic bipolar case. Defending your ego
Australian passport control official: Do you have a criminal record?
Some idiot a friend knew: Do you still need one to get in?
Hahaha
Australians call eatchother mate because it’s short for inmate
@@Henry-zh2ci Really? I had not heard that.
Samantha Jenkins think it’s a joke to be fair
@@nathanholyland9493 Righto.
Ozzy man's Sense of humor is legend.
Sick and tired of hearing people who've never even been there saying that Australia obviously exists. I spent 3 weeks holiday there in 2019 and can absolutely confirm that it doesn't exist!
I flew to Melbourne from L.A. once. I was in a metal tube for 16 hours. For all I know we landed in Area 51 and the people I saw could’ve been a reflection of the 4th dimension in the quantum world....but damn the meat pies were fekkin’ good af.
Los Angeles doesn't exist either. But area 51 does.
@@lisarochwarg4707 Correction LA SHOULDN’T exist.
@@AliBaba-kz2zv CORRECTION! I Am a Duck!!! Wee!! :)
@@hughmann1927 ....Okay?
You walk upside down if you’re living on the bottom
Flat earthers: Australia is not real
Flat earthers in Australia: Am I a joke to you?
LOOL
😂😂😂 fml
🤣🤣🤣👍👍
Underrated Comment.
But Australia does exists in the flat earth map.
I literally can't tell the difference between people joking to be flat earthers and actual flat earthers
The earth is a cylinder... explains the circular shape of some pictures and the flat earthers theory put together.. everyone wins.. I have proof the earth is a cylinder
Earth is a dick
ser jaime lannister that explains so much
The earth is Australian with just its undies on.
Ozzy Man: Look at me, I am real.
Flat-Earthers: That’s exactly what a computer program would be programmed to say.
As a military brat who grew up on military installations, I had the opportunity to meet a lot of Airmen and Soldiers from other countries including those from Austrailia. The ones I and my friends met always had really good manners when they were out in the civilian population, better than most visiting from other countries, and were always friendly, willing to talk a while even to us when we were annoying kids, and often had some pretty good stories. They're real, and they're awesome.
Australia exists, but everyone there walks upside down.
Paul Moore you use less fuel going south....
@@floydthedroid5935 But there is a bit of wet road on the way.
Been there, can confirm
Yeah if you zoom in you can even see planes and boats upside down said no one ever lol
LMAO
Ray with the feral dog impersonation is the most Australian thing I have ever seen! That is all the evidence I need, Australia does exist!
Thanks!
As an American, I have nothing but respect for you Aussie fellas. Damn right you guys exist, you’re the most persistent guys around. You folk jumped into WWI’s Western front with a hell of a fervor and really stuck up for the British Empire before we even considered joining the war, then you just went back to the pub like nothing happened. Then, right when you started getting comfortable at the pub, WWII came along and you fellas jumped into all 3 theaters like it was nothing, again, before we even thought of entering the war. Australia has been there through tough times and good times, always standing by allies. If I had the ability, I’d buy the entire legal aged continent a beer. So, pub?
Sean Gearhart for that you are always welcome in Australia
It's a shame I'm not australias legal age yet but thx for standing up for logic and common sense!
Sean Gearhart fuck yes m8 well said m8
As I'm from the UK, I know the truth I can confirm that Australia is a hoax. STOP LYING TO EVERYONE! them people are not real! have you not heard what they sound like? it's clearly computer generated
Sean Gearhart mate ur fucking well bent
Rays wife doesn't even react. She's lived with Ray for 50 years and knows what's coming.
She cringed hard
😂🤣
"Oh Ray, it's just like our wedding night"
I love it every time you say "fair dinkum", I want to use it in my day to day life but it just doesn't have the same panache in my Washington State accent.....I have started calling my co-workers "dodgy wankers" however.
Jason Everett fairdinkum goodonya mate ya dodgy wanker
Better than calling them shit cunts, unless you want them to be your *former* coworkers. 😄
But to be fair he can use "fair dinkum" but you can use "panache".
Only cunts use panache...cunts get fucked
@@chevchellios2988 Sounds like someone needs to switch to decaf.
I've been to Perth and Hobart (Tasmania). Australia was one of the funnest places I've been to
I'm gonna start practicing my Australian accent so I can get a job as a fake Aussie actor
Ms Heathen great idea, the pay’s really good.
Good eye might
I lived in Australia for a year lol. If Australia doesn't exist, WHERE DID I GO!?
Disclaimer: I'm a computer-generated persona and shouldn't be trusted.
Agh, The Matrix!! Douhhh
Eric Champlin, I have lived in Australia for 45 of my 48 years, in a city that also does not exist as Capital according to the Mandela wankers. So, if my cuntry (no mistake) does not exist, and the Bush Capital does not exist, I guess I am in real trouble.
I’ve lived in Australia 🇦🇺 all my life bruh
Do you know for sure that the place you went was Australia? It could have been any large island. It was probably Italy or something. Don't trust google maps, or whoever makes paper maps, or airlines, or anyone else.
Aaron Burns I’m sorry but I was born in Australia I’m only a teenager but I’m pretty sure that I’m not a robot computer if you really have trust issues with that, take it up with the indigenous aboriginals!!!! AUSTRALIA DOES EXIST!!!!!!!!! If you’re really struggling, what country is this flag from? 🇦🇺
"I'm not part of a plot to trick the world".
That's EXACTLY what a part of a plot to trick the world would say.
That’s what someone with a fucked up brain would say
Well argued. No secret cabal could make up Australia. Love it.
No they easily could, all the fantastical creatures, poisonous things, etc…exactly the bs a bureaucratic system would come up with, have you seen tax law? I rest my case. The more outlandish the better, I mean come on, a mammal with a beaver tail, duck bill, poisonous spurs, that lays eggs? Yeah right. So how many jack a lopes you seen? I got the Brooklyn bridge I’ll sell ya man.
Crikey, an existential question! Bloody oath we exist. Were else will you find Drop-bears?
Remember to put just a smidge of vegimite behind the ears to keep them drop bears away.
Stradic The Drop Bear I think I've been tricked
Imagine an Australian Flat Earther reading this.
**looks through posts**
"Ooh, what do we have here?"
_Australia doesn't exist_
"..."
"Guess I'm an AI robot then."
Australia has flattards too????
I love how the dog impersonators wife doesn't even blink as he starts his crazy dog impression 👏😂
Shes like... awww shit he didnt take his pills this morning..
Tony that's because shes a robot
Vegemite is the grease they use to lubricate the internal mechanics of the "Australian" cyborgs.
Frankly that dog impersonation was too good to have been done by an actual human. Australia confirmed fake imo
Yep. Area51 doing its work
That’s exactly what a computer generated persona would say...
Sam Batchelor nice chair
nice nut
Classic false flag operation
😂😂😂😂
Sam Batchelor I live in Australia
Ahh Ozzy as a South African i must say you got darn good actors playing cricket and rugby 😂😅🤣🙂🙃
But South Africa and New Zealand don't exist either. There's no southern hemisphere on a flat Earth.
And that sand paper was just plot armour to remove Steve Smith. Like Neo though, the glitch in the matrix only started his real super powers!
Oops! Forgot Argentina. Not sure about cricket, but another great rugby country.
@@allenjenkins7947 soccer too.
Very very true. AustraliaWood
1:25 *"I'm not a part of a plot to trick the world. I am not a computer generated persona"*
Exactly what a trickster would say.
Flatearthers couldnt tell the differents between a pube and a speghetti noodle
hamsterSNAKE spaghetti and noodles are too different things .. the earth is flat and motionless Jesus is lord. and the solar system is a fat satanic lie to make u atheist
Yo, T! Jesus is the dude who does my front lawn twice a month, mate. The earth is not flat, the SUN is!
hamsterSNAKE globetards can't tell the different between speggeti . and noodles.
Yukon Cornelius the devil has u by the balls believing the globe solar system big bang anti creation model
yes some one . u r the best. I
can tell ur awake by the lord. il see u on the battle front broseph
Old Rabid Ray going hard on the dog impersonation. Pissed myself laughing. Good effort Ray.
Can you imagine that dog attacking the pussy...legendary.
*"Ozzy man solves world's biggest conspiracy theory"*
Needs to be a recurring theme!
As a ten pound Pom, I just wonder where I've been for the last sixty years if Australia doesn't exist.
That guys dog impersonation is the greatest thing I've ever seen lol
Like Joe Rogan when he talks about bears.
@@anthonyhewitt9397 Gorillas
He should be in 28 days later
feels like one of the guys in WWZ kinda looks like the scientist in the end in pathogen cold-storage.
Does Australia exist?
Ozzy Man goes and looks out window.
“Yes.”
End video.
itd just a stupid meme people say just like all the other memes
We do the same to the smallest state in México, Tlaxcala
With memes like
Tlaxcala doesn't exist
It's a lie by the goverment officials to do money laundering
The Welcome to Tlaxcala signs include the you're leaving Tlaxcala signs
Etc
How does he know outside is actually Australia?
He can see Australia from his front porch. But he can also see Santa Claus. So I'm sceptical.
1. Ozzy Man never says yes. He would say "yeah nay yeah". 2. He isn't upside down, is he really in Australia?
I used to believe in Australia, but after seeing this video I'm now convince Australians are just Alabamans doing their best British accent. Everything in the video is possible in Alabama - including the mullets and kangaroos.
The woodchucks in Alabama are actually kangaroos with larger teeth. Mullets are the state hairstyle. And the opossums are the koala bears. And don't forget that Alabama has those sneaky cunts, the drop bears. Oh, and Bud Light is technically their Fosters.
I vacation in Alabama because of the mullets and kangaroos.
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Sharks?
@@bewing77 Alabama is on the Gulf of Mexico, so it has sharks...just like "Australia" (aka Alabama). 😜
The clip you shown I’ve seen that before about that boy i saw a while ago but still i was surprise to see this cause i have seen it in a long time before even though it was a while ago now.
This new Ozzy AI is getting really good looking forward to the next system update. :D
notice how we never see his back, that's where the wires and pneumatic pistons and hydraulics are. Too expensive to get the robots with them bits all hidden
I would love it if Qantas did a Australian tourism video narrated by Ozzyman.
Gidday, here's me plane.. Now as long as you all don't be fuckheads, we'll get through this bloody, flight just fine...
or maybe their in-flight safety video?
"G'day ya big bloody beautiful bastards, here's me face. Make sure your seatbelts are fastened at all times and know where the exits are in case of an emergency so you don't panic like a wanker when s**t hits the fan."
TommiMakkinen you forgot when we head for destination fucked!
jakki dodds - LOL! Absolutely!
Dingle Barry I felt that was a prime missed opportunity there...
Rabid ray is my spirit animal 3:04
Hot
That man needs a cameo on The Walking Dead.
Rabid ray what a legend
You know he’s a true Aussie because he swore at the first 3 seconds
The real question is do we only live in austraila and is the rest of the world not real
Alexis Gumplestump nah mate look gow stupid some of it is acting plus were are the boat ppl coming from. middle earth?
I have a friend who lives in Australia. I have known him for over 20 years and I can tell that he's a computer generated actor. I'm 100% sure he is.
Primavera83 you know to much
Andrew Fishman send me either the Ozzy man himself or the blonde at 9:55. They are so good at acting.
Primavera83 if you are a girl we will send Margot Robbie and if you are a boy we will send Liam Hemsworth
Will .s I'm a man, and I want Margot Robbie
Primavera83 you want to be Margot Robbie
“I’m a tangible human being “ yeah sounds like something an application would say 😂
tanginamonghayopka
I spent 6 weeks in Australia back in 1995. It was a beautiful place. The only problem I had was some bird that made it's nest in the tall grass that attacked anyone who went within a 60 mile radius of it's nest.
Fucking Magpie shit cunts.
Fortunately none in Chicago.
That unit behind you is from ikea. Ikea is Swedish. You're in Sweden. Case closed.
Busted!
sound logic. you got me convinced.
IKEA is world wide
No shit, it was a joke dumb ass.
The whole world is actually a Sweden, we all live in Sweden. The world beyond Sweden is inhospitable to humans. Ikea is actually a tree of life that keeps giving life force to humans. We are all alive thanks to Sweden. Be grateful
I've been to Cairns, Brisbane, Melbourne and Sydney... those must have been some incredibly vivid dreams. The Fox N Firkin pub was awesome.
Something a government agent would say, like you ignore total recall, a true story about aliens and government cover ups on Mars.
I am an Arab married to an Aussie woman and I have a 6 month old son to her
She was next to me in bed, our son in his bed, after watching this video she disappeared, half of my son disappeared too!
Hammam AhMeD half your so....oh.
Hammam AhMeD 😂😂
Hammam AhMeD wtf hahahaha
til QuinnMiguffin I
Please don't stone your wife
My Grandfather, Oscar Oswald Miller M.D., was born in Sydney NSW (his father was born in Tanzania!), and immigrated to Louisville, KY USA is 1908! There are documents to support this.
"im not a robot" is exactly what a robot would say.
Nah mate, a robot wouldn't use contractions like that. They'd say "I am not a robot.".
Maybe, it is not what a robot would say because it knows that you know that " I'm not a robot" is something a robot would say.
"Who would pretend to cook delicious fish n chips for 40 years?" really had me in tears xD Like for real, just imagine that 😂
It's quotes like that that show Ozzie Man is the best on the planet - whether or not Australia truly exists. The accent does sound like it's made up. I mean, who would TALK like that?
Australia does exist and I've been there. But it's not on the bottom of the world or anything - that would be silly. Nah, it's in an alternative dimension. The plane did a little judder a couple of hours out of Hong Kong as it crossed into the alternative world. Australia is essentially an alternative uncanny valley version of Britain, where chavs are called bogans, there was a never a meteor to kill all the more terrifying animals, and people's names are basically the same but with an 'o' on the end.
Maybe it's why we generally get left alone. Interdimensional Wornhole in the Oceania Realm and below kinda thing. But...who's got the 'Key(s)'?
Right you are Bruce
Michael Osborne we're running on Linux actually
Shut up actor
To true mico
I will accept the fact that Australia exists no matter how much you try to convince me. The only way to prove it to me is a full paid round trip ticket to see for “me-self”.
"You look after yer mates and yer mates will look after you"...Daniel the hero
3:49 I wouldn't say she's a robot, I'd say she's dead inside, living a life with all those dog impersonations.
I'm from Australia and I don't exist
Fahim Auvro sorry to hear that
LOL U BALL SHIT computer
me too
I'm from Australia and sometimes I WISH i didn't exist
Yeah I don't here
I’m married to an Aussie. I never heard about the flat earthers theory. I think I’m going to have to have look-see tonight to see if there are any wires or computer chips visible. That could be a valid theory. I’ll get back to you.
That guy. Who made that dog impersonation. That guy is Fking legit.
Punching a shark is a very Australian thing to do.
Australia DOES exist. I can see it from my house, here in Atlantis...on the back deck.
Lucky!
Does it move l ol
"He's doing that impersonation of the dogs again." I almost fell off my chair when he said that!! Ozzie Man, you always get me to laugh when I don't even know something funny's coming!
I started this video 100% sure about Australia was real.
But now I'm just not sure.
Me too mate
😂😂😂😂😂
I'm more skeptical now than ever.
I feel the same way LMAO
This also happened with Finland. Australia is not the first victim.
I'm believe in the existence of Australia, but Aussieman's hair is totally one of those hat/wig combos.
Ozzy Man, are you SERIOUSLY arguing with a flat earth nut?
There's only one thing you can do with flatearthers.... take them to the edge, and throw them off.
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Steve Vernon I’m dying. This is soo funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edge,,,, of what? Coz flat earth doesn't exist and thus there are no edges! Even though that nut wants it to believe, but he himself hasn't found an edge to fall of, unless he stands on the top of a cliff!
@@pranjalvats46 r/Whoosh (sorry, i know it's an over used meme but, common mate)
@@richardduncan9740 bro literally this is the 1st time I m reading this r/whoosh thing. Though thnx to u I got to learn this thing today!
I've always wanted to go to Australia myself. Dream trip!
Well, ya can’t…just saying, it ain’t there.
Good luck!
Neither does America anymore.
*Presses big red button*
:')
Kim Jong Un this comment deserves more likes xD
You hit Guatemala dude.
a story still better than twilight
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Vegemites not real."
Shot through the heart!and your to blame!
Ozi Girl 16 you give toast a bad name.
M Taylor “echo” bad name “echo”
You’re*
Vegemite is Monsanto .
M Taylor XD good one
Ozzy Man: "Get F*cked!"
Me: "I try" :(
LOL
Aahhh brilliant mate thumbs up to you sir 👍
LOOOL
lol i feel bad for you bro
I sailed there in late ‘89. Tied up to a pier in Fremantle. It was spring time in November.
I’d return to Perth in a heartbeat!👍🤘😎
As a citizen from Australia I can in fact confirm that Australia dose NOT exist.
Jeff
Australia dose?
Chlamydia from the koalas?
As a Australian, I can confirm that we are actually highly intelligent koalas.
They are well fabricated actors
That would explain a lot.
Yah nah… Idk if you’re trying to imply that humans are highly intelligent like them or even more intelligent than them, but either way nah mate… some people are close but too many aren’t…
I’m actually a highly advanced koala robot designed by ozzy man to prove his point
That's an oxymoron
I showed the part of the old man growling to my Rottweiler and he pissed on my cellphone.
hahaha I hope that's not a joke
E. C. jr. cried laughing
My brother stopped off in Hobart when he was in the Navy (USA). He really enjoyed it there. So I believe that Australia exists. Ironically, he says that mainland Aussies act like Tasmania doesn't exist . . . so imagine how they feel!
Normal people : "G'day"
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Ozzy Man : "G'day you big bloody beautiful bastards" xD
*AS AN AUSSIE I CAN CONFIRM THAT AUSTRALIA EXISTS* 🇦🇺
I’m not being paid to say this...
Neophyte yes u did
I have been informed to tell you I haven’t been paid.
sounds like something a paid actor would say....
yes we do exist
Lukey2650 Human? Nah I think you’re a bit mistaken my friend...
Every time Ozzy posts a video, it literally cures my depression for that day.
I JUST saw the "Boganomics" book in the background there.... :O
6:16 this guy is so genuine... and he never fails to make me laugh..
Of course we're real, I rode that Kangaroo to work!
I wondered where that went, I had to walk down to the dawn service
Just like all of us true aussies
Sorry mate, didn't mean to mess with you, but on a more serious note, my other kanga broke down the other day and the new one wandered off, apparently to Oi Where Is My Hairbrush's house, so I have to walk and Australia is a big place. Looking at a second hand Emu.
I heard the Emu's go for a good price! Good luck mate!
Very good price, $140 or rent for $5/wk, just bought this fella
www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/maldon/birds/emus-/1168803088
3:32
*Real Zombie Confirmed*
If Australia isn't real, than that means Neighbours isn't real, and i don't want to live in a world where Neighbours didn't exist....
I'm Australian and I've been treading water for 36 years!
100% proof mate. I live in Penrith, Sydney, and i was really starting to worry i didn't exist . Thanks for clearing that up.... cheers mate, love your work.
I used to live in Lemongrove, that place SHOULD NOT exist. Wrong side of the tracks...
Oh, and don't let a Penrith native let you refer to it as "Sydney". Unless things have changed in the 20 years since I lived out West, anything past Parra was not keen to be labelled "Sydney".
Andrew Fishman i actually live in Lemongrove
Hahahaha, your life sucks!
Andrew Fishman everything in the Sydney basin is now considered proper Sydney. Times have changed and things are growing fast, like the second airport being built out here.... Badgeries Creek (not sure of the spelling) .
The shark got interviewed and he said he got punched
Peacock Madness I heard that the shark might be pressing assault charges
Fkn Coward punchers.. those fkn surfers.. lucky they had 'em on the plastic cups.. or it would have been a 'Glassing'..
6:31 Book shelf, top shelf, third fourth and fifth books from the right(not left). Are those the swords of Shannara series? Man the covers look so much like them, but its blurry.