Ozzy Man Reviews: Does Australia Exist?
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 เม.ย. 2018
- Install Vikings: War of Clans now and get 200 gold!
iOS - bit.ly/2H9JjNS
Android - bit.ly/2q60FmG
Thanks to Vikings: War of Clans for sponsoring this video.
ACADEMIC CITATIONS:
Ray Graham:
• Video
Mick at J-Bay Open:
• Shark Attacks Mick Fan...
Daniel McConnell Modern Hero:
• Aussiest. Interview. E...
Corey's Party:
• Best Street Party Ever...
MORE OZZY MAN:
Book me:
www.bookcameo.com/ozzymanreviews
Here's me Patreon by the way:
/ ozzyman
Here's me Twitter:
/ ozzymanreviews
Here me Instagram:
/ ozzymanreviews
And check out me teesping shirts: www.teespring.com/stores/ozzym...
Music via Audio Network. - ตลก
As an Englishman, let me apologise for the emotional meltdown of this android. We'll have him topped up on vegemite and back to normal in no time.
Miki Grobar KRAJIŠNIK Don't be mad because you're third world ass can't keep up with Dear Old Blighty
Alexander G your an idiot
loool
Alexander G aren't you guys shitty now. You sent us to the best country and Weather in the world and you are stuck in bleak miserable England
Miki Grobar KRAJIŠNIK take a chill pill mate, it’s not like the British were the only one to do that, the French, the Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch etc. and also it may be debatable but in some cases the British left some of their colonies in a better state then they found them. Especially in Australia, New Zealand and Canada. The British built infrastructure, industry and have these nations technology that would enable them to survive in the modern world. If the British hadn’t colonized Africa, despite the face that many people died, not going to deny that. The content would be controlled by tribal warlords with 17th century technology
1950: There will be flying cars in future
2019: Does Australia exist?
@Scottish Thor What's a Scottish? My Stepdad says he's one of them but I've never been to a Scottishland so it obviously doesn't exist.
I know who Thor is. That shit is real. Dude with magic weather hammer.
THE FLYING CAR HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 1997. sorry caps, but i cant be fuked re-typing that
Even as joke your initial sentence is wrong
There are already flying cars dude
Normal people just don't use them
@@sanjeevdandin9350 < NPC spotted.
@@lmoral222
NPC?
Dude no context joke! Lol
As an Australian I can confirm, all those 'overseas' places don't exist. I've driven for thousands of kilometers and never found anywhere but here. I flew overseas once, but just wound up in Tassie. Australia is all there is.
🙆🙆😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha, right on
But I'm real! *IM REEAALL!!!!*
(As I slowly turn invisible and fade away)
@@FuqUTH-cam you turn *invisible, my man
@@FuqUTH-cam don't go invisible!!!! I keep try to get outa here, and I drive for miles, into exhaustion, and keep waking up in the same place !!!! I'm starting to believe, I don't exist !
I mentioned to a flat Earther colleague of mine that I'm planning to move to Australia. He just laughed and said, "Good luck." I now understand why he thinks I'm wasting my time.
Crater earth......
😂😂😂👍
Don't worry, the Earth sucks just as hard on the underside.
I sincerely hope that your friend doesn’t have some kind of job involving geophysics.
Then we’d be well and truly f*****.
You startet to waste your time, talking to a flatearther ;-)
We should start a conspiracy theory that flat earth society doesn't exist
I actually thought it was only some "joke" made up by a bunch of bored American college kids.. I mean, in any country with high literacy and widespread (and not highly censored) internet access - who could be so intellectually unlucky to believe such a joke?
@Martin Ma your comment sort of reminds me of the Christian's fabricating a joke, a pretty lame one, at that; that everyone ought to pretend that **atheist's** **don't** **exist** 🤯😭😏 OK Herbert I'm done paying taxes.
What flat earth society? I thought that didn’t exist
@@M30W07 Of course they exist, they're a global organisation!
They are all actors hired by the government
No Australian has ever been able to get past one of those "I am not a robot" check boxes.
James Cole hahahahahahahaha I loved that comment. Im Australian and had issues with that box plenty of times.
Yeah I hate those tricky photo boxes you have to tap
thing is they're all the right way up. we can't recognize the photos
That's just because they can't read.
😂 as an Australian I find this hilarious 😂
I'm over 50 and knew for a fact Australia existed all my life...until I watched this video.
Lol 😂
I'm also over 50. I've always believed that Australia existed. Heck, I've even been to some place called Melbourne, and Sydney, and Perth, and Tasmania... But those places were sets and the people in it actors? Wow. Just wow.... I guess that means New Zealand is also fake then... cos I had to fly thru Australia to get to New Zealand... I guess all that "Earthquake damage" was just a cover story because they didn't have enough time to finish the set proper.
@@angeluscorpius - "Yeah, nah I've spotted one, he's on to us boy's he's
quick for Yank, but he's on to us"..... lol
Cheers, from the "Land/s Down Under"
While the evidence presented in this clip IS admittedly compelling the simple fact of the matter is that Australia can not exist. The only way Australia could exist is if the world was round but since it is actually flat there's no actual way that it can.
@@paulrichardson2554 it's a planet
Still not 100% conviced that somewhere in this planet exits such an amazing land full of Sheilas and Wankers... I may need a second part of this video.
"I'm a tangible real human being". Thats exactly what a computer generated AI Ozzy would say.
Fred Carlson I was expecting him to say "I'm a tangible real wanker"
Verbatim. I was about to write this. As a joke, of course.
Aussie*
To be fair
“Ozzy” 💀
I went to Australia and people around were all actors. They didn't know what to say so they just said "mate" all the time. They drugged me with 10 beers and the next day I couldn't remember anything. Be careful.
Haw can yer go to straya if it doesn't exist, yer fucken drongo
... and decamps is what crims do.
Then get some bitches BTW its female dog you big fat liar
Now that, I do believe..Cheers mate! Haha
😂😂😂😂
Good story 10 outta10
Sick and tired of hearing people who've never even been there saying that Australia obviously exists. I spent 3 weeks holiday there in 2019 and can absolutely confirm that it doesn't exist!
Ozzy Man: Look at me, I am real.
Flat-Earthers: That’s exactly what a computer program would be programmed to say.
I'm Australian... If I'm actually an actor, I'm definitely not getting paid enough.
Wait up, I'm not getting paid AT ALL!! Is there a union or something? I've got decades worth of paychecks coming!
you still hiring actors??
Ask the Soros guy, he seems to pay for everything these days.
Me too
Paul Pichugin Now, now! With the Earth being flat and all, you've got to accept that wages are flat-lining as well, come on!
Yeah of course Australia exists, but I'm really doubting New Zealand. Most maps agree. I mean, you're trying to tell me Mordor and Hobbiton are on the same island?
But, New Zealand is not middle earth
Can confirm NZ is real
r/wooosh
If New Zealand doesn't exist, then where the fuck am I?
Draconorst, You're obviously just in Abbreviated Reviews's head.
I'm British and I love Aussies. The world would be flat without Australia.
Finally, someone’s brain isn’t fucked up!
You know he’s a true Aussie because he swore at the first 3 seconds
Surely if us Poms invented a fake country, we’d plan to win the Ashes a bit more often
True statement right there!! 🤣🤣
Under rated comment
btw thanks for Sir Bradman, Shane Warne, Ricky Pointing, Steve Smith, Allen Border. They've been very helpful!
You created the game and didn't win the world cup until now
We quite clearly didn't want to make it too obvious.
If the government came up with Aussie man, then fuck me I’m happy to be manipulated.
Well argued. No secret cabal could make up Australia. Love it.
No they easily could, all the fantastical creatures, poisonous things, etc…exactly the bs a bureaucratic system would come up with, have you seen tax law? I rest my case. The more outlandish the better, I mean come on, a mammal with a beaver tail, duck bill, poisonous spurs, that lays eggs? Yeah right. So how many jack a lopes you seen? I got the Brooklyn bridge I’ll sell ya man.
Vegemite is the grease they use to lubricate the internal mechanics of the "Australian" cyborgs.
I never questioned the existence of Australia until I saw this video. Now I'm skeptical.
Yep the cyborg android is Too defensive 🤔
Thats Exactly what I was going to say
Seriously?
Mate there's days I wish my dad hadn't dragged our arses to Oz but then I think England's wet, cold and fucking miserable, at least here it's hot (the humidity is fucked but) and there's a shit ton of seafood, think I should stop whinging and be grateful I'm not still stuck in pommy land.
Look closely at 13:05... you can see the glitch on the CGI. Totally not a really person.
@Scoobie dude why you talking to your imaginary friend again? Victor is a figment of your imaginatoin. Classic bipolar case. Defending your ego
I literally can't tell the difference between people joking to be flat earthers and actual flat earthers
The earth is a cylinder... explains the circular shape of some pictures and the flat earthers theory put together.. everyone wins.. I have proof the earth is a cylinder
Earth is a dick
ser jaime lannister that explains so much
The earth is Australian with just its undies on.
1:25 *"I'm not a part of a plot to trick the world. I am not a computer generated persona"*
Exactly what a trickster would say.
As a ten pound Pom, I just wonder where I've been for the last sixty years if Australia doesn't exist.
The mad dog impersonation proves that Australia is real. Cheers mate.
That shit was hilarious.
Hitler was born in Austria and proved it was real. Not so hilarious though.
Rays wife doesn't even react. She's lived with Ray for 50 years and knows what's coming.
She cringed hard
😂🤣
"Oh Ray, it's just like our wedding night"
I spent 6 weeks in Australia back in 1995. It was a beautiful place. The only problem I had was some bird that made it's nest in the tall grass that attacked anyone who went within a 60 mile radius of it's nest.
Fucking Magpie shit cunts.
Fortunately none in Chicago.
I've always wanted to go to Australia myself. Dream trip!
Well, ya can’t…just saying, it ain’t there.
Good luck!
Australian passport control official: Do you have a criminal record?
Some idiot a friend knew: Do you still need one to get in?
Hahaha
Australians call eatchother mate because it’s short for inmate
@@Henry-zh2ci Really? I had not heard that.
Samantha Jenkins think it’s a joke to be fair
@@nathanholyland9493 Righto.
Actors pretending to be Australians must be one of the biggest sources of employment in the world.
Finally, those cunts get jobs.... us kiwis been doing them for too long
im moving right now!!!
Dude I get paid every month for acting as an Australian and I'm not even Australian
aussie accent is easy you just end every sentence mate
That's where my tax is going
Not a single FE has ever had a reasonable, intellectual, thing to say.
As a senior member of HMP in Britain I have a list of all British Prisons in front of me and HM Australia is definitely not on the list, so I know it does not exist.
Although, if you go to Earls Court, London you may see some strange people with even stranger accents wandering around drunk claiming they are from some mythical island that is not Atlantis.
As an American, I have nothing but respect for you Aussie fellas. Damn right you guys exist, you’re the most persistent guys around. You folk jumped into WWI’s Western front with a hell of a fervor and really stuck up for the British Empire before we even considered joining the war, then you just went back to the pub like nothing happened. Then, right when you started getting comfortable at the pub, WWII came along and you fellas jumped into all 3 theaters like it was nothing, again, before we even thought of entering the war. Australia has been there through tough times and good times, always standing by allies. If I had the ability, I’d buy the entire legal aged continent a beer. So, pub?
Sean Gearhart for that you are always welcome in Australia
It's a shame I'm not australias legal age yet but thx for standing up for logic and common sense!
Sean Gearhart fuck yes m8 well said m8
As I'm from the UK, I know the truth I can confirm that Australia is a hoax. STOP LYING TO EVERYONE! them people are not real! have you not heard what they sound like? it's clearly computer generated
Sean Gearhart mate ur fucking well bent
Flat earthers: Australia is not real
Flat earthers in Australia: Am I a joke to you?
LOOL
😂😂😂 fml
🤣🤣🤣👍👍
Underrated Comment.
But Australia does exists in the flat earth map.
That plane crash interview though.. pure Aussie stuff 😂😂😂
I've been to Perth and Hobart (Tasmania). Australia was one of the funnest places I've been to
I lived in Australia for a year lol. If Australia doesn't exist, WHERE DID I GO!?
Disclaimer: I'm a computer-generated persona and shouldn't be trusted.
Agh, The Matrix!! Douhhh
Eric Champlin, I have lived in Australia for 45 of my 48 years, in a city that also does not exist as Capital according to the Mandela wankers. So, if my cuntry (no mistake) does not exist, and the Bush Capital does not exist, I guess I am in real trouble.
I’ve lived in Australia 🇦🇺 all my life bruh
Do you know for sure that the place you went was Australia? It could have been any large island. It was probably Italy or something. Don't trust google maps, or whoever makes paper maps, or airlines, or anyone else.
Aaron Burns I’m sorry but I was born in Australia I’m only a teenager but I’m pretty sure that I’m not a robot computer if you really have trust issues with that, take it up with the indigenous aboriginals!!!! AUSTRALIA DOES EXIST!!!!!!!!! If you’re really struggling, what country is this flag from? 🇦🇺
I love how the dog impersonators wife doesn't even blink as he starts his crazy dog impression 👏😂
Shes like... awww shit he didnt take his pills this morning..
Tony that's because shes a robot
My brother stopped off in Hobart when he was in the Navy (USA). He really enjoyed it there. So I believe that Australia exists. Ironically, he says that mainland Aussies act like Tasmania doesn't exist . . . so imagine how they feel!
At last, I am finally convinced that Australia actually does exist.
What about the earth being round while we're at it?
I love it every time you say "fair dinkum", I want to use it in my day to day life but it just doesn't have the same panache in my Washington State accent.....I have started calling my co-workers "dodgy wankers" however.
Jason Everett fairdinkum goodonya mate ya dodgy wanker
Better than calling them shit cunts, unless you want them to be your *former* coworkers. 😄
But to be fair he can use "fair dinkum" but you can use "panache".
Only cunts use panache...cunts get fucked
@@chevchellios2988 Sounds like someone needs to switch to decaf.
I flew to Melbourne from L.A. once. I was in a metal tube for 16 hours. For all I know we landed in Area 51 and the people I saw could’ve been a reflection of the 4th dimension in the quantum world....but damn the meat pies were fekkin’ good af.
Los Angeles doesn't exist either. But area 51 does.
@@lisarochwarg4707 Correction LA SHOULDN’T exist.
@@AliBaba-kz2zv CORRECTION! I Am a Duck!!! Wee!! :)
@@hughmann1927 ....Okay?
You walk upside down if you’re living on the bottom
I love this channel. It has really good CG.
I'd love to have a beer with that ozzy guy on the news, he seems like a real diamond geezer
I'm gonna start practicing my Australian accent so I can get a job as a fake Aussie actor
Ms Heathen great idea, the pay’s really good.
Good eye might
Ozzy man's Sense of humor is legend.
"He's doing that impersonation of the dogs again." I almost fell off my chair when he said that!! Ozzie Man, you always get me to laugh when I don't even know something funny's coming!
"Say Australia exists!"
Not until Pluto is declared a planet again! No PLANET Pluto, no Australia.
Australia exists, but everyone there walks upside down.
Paul Moore you use less fuel going south....
@@floydthedroid5935 But there is a bit of wet road on the way.
Been there, can confirm
Yeah if you zoom in you can even see planes and boats upside down said no one ever lol
LMAO
"I'm not part of a plot to trick the world".
That's EXACTLY what a part of a plot to trick the world would say.
That’s what someone with a fucked up brain would say
I happened to come to Australia by accident and now I'm loving living in it. All these awesome birds are so refreshing every single day.
Wonderful, gestapo Australian police...
This is the video that I officially discovered Ozzy Man.
Haven't missed an episode since.
Keep on keepin' on!
☮️& 🍻 From Canada, Eh!
🤘😎
As a military brat who grew up on military installations, I had the opportunity to meet a lot of Airmen and Soldiers from other countries including those from Austrailia. The ones I and my friends met always had really good manners when they were out in the civilian population, better than most visiting from other countries, and were always friendly, willing to talk a while even to us when we were annoying kids, and often had some pretty good stories. They're real, and they're awesome.
That unit behind you is from ikea. Ikea is Swedish. You're in Sweden. Case closed.
Busted!
sound logic. you got me convinced.
IKEA is world wide
No shit, it was a joke dumb ass.
The whole world is actually a Sweden, we all live in Sweden. The world beyond Sweden is inhospitable to humans. Ikea is actually a tree of life that keeps giving life force to humans. We are all alive thanks to Sweden. Be grateful
I JUST saw the "Boganomics" book in the background there.... :O
I sailed there in late ‘89. Tied up to a pier in Fremantle. It was spring time in November.
I’d return to Perth in a heartbeat!👍🤘😎
*"Ozzy man solves world's biggest conspiracy theory"*
Needs to be a recurring theme!
The real question is do we only live in austraila and is the rest of the world not real
Alexis Gumplestump nah mate look gow stupid some of it is acting plus were are the boat ppl coming from. middle earth?
The look on the face of that woman while hubby does an impression of a dog is just priceless!
Okay a TV show idea. Fly flat earthers to Australia and make them map out the continent by hand
That guys dog impersonation is the greatest thing I've ever seen lol
Like Joe Rogan when he talks about bears.
@@anthonyhewitt9397 Gorillas
He should be in 28 days later
feels like one of the guys in WWZ kinda looks like the scientist in the end in pathogen cold-storage.
Crikey, an existential question! Bloody oath we exist. Were else will you find Drop-bears?
Remember to put just a smidge of vegimite behind the ears to keep them drop bears away.
Stradic The Drop Bear I think I've been tricked
Good god. How could this be real?
Brisbane witness actor definitely nailing his line. Spot on accent honed in Southern England drama school.
This new Ozzy AI is getting really good looking forward to the next system update. :D
notice how we never see his back, that's where the wires and pneumatic pistons and hydraulics are. Too expensive to get the robots with them bits all hidden
Frankly that dog impersonation was too good to have been done by an actual human. Australia confirmed fake imo
Yep. Area51 doing its work
"I have. Everyone has, they love it" I'm dying 🤣
The sarcasm in this video is real like Australia
That guy. Who made that dog impersonation. That guy is Fking legit.
Ray with the feral dog impersonation is the most Australian thing I have ever seen! That is all the evidence I need, Australia does exist!
My Grandfather, Oscar Oswald Miller M.D., was born in Sydney NSW (his father was born in Tanzania!), and immigrated to Louisville, KY USA is 1908! There are documents to support this.
The clip you shown I’ve seen that before about that boy i saw a while ago but still i was surprise to see this cause i have seen it in a long time before even though it was a while ago now.
“I’m a tangible human being “ yeah sounds like something an application would say 😂
tanginamonghayopka
That’s exactly what a computer generated persona would say...
Sam Batchelor nice chair
nice nut
Classic false flag operation
😂😂😂😂
Sam Batchelor I live in Australia
This remind me when I mocked the conspirationists saying: «The coffe with milk should be gray, but it is light brown due to the chemical substances they add to the milk.» Unfortunately there were a vegan who believed to what was saying and my attempts to explain to him I had invented everything were useless.
Even if Australia is on a different planet, I will personally hand you mates a beer when you walk in the door. That old geezer and his impersonation of the dogs is priceless.
I'm from Australia and I don't exist
Fahim Auvro sorry to hear that
LOL U BALL SHIT computer
me too
I'm from Australia and sometimes I WISH i didn't exist
Yeah I don't here
Flatearthers couldnt tell the differents between a pube and a speghetti noodle
hamsterSNAKE spaghetti and noodles are too different things .. the earth is flat and motionless Jesus is lord. and the solar system is a fat satanic lie to make u atheist
Yo, T! Jesus is the dude who does my front lawn twice a month, mate. The earth is not flat, the SUN is!
hamsterSNAKE globetards can't tell the different between speggeti . and noodles.
Yukon Cornelius the devil has u by the balls believing the globe solar system big bang anti creation model
yes some one . u r the best. I
can tell ur awake by the lord. il see u on the battle front broseph
I’m married to an Aussie. I never heard about the flat earthers theory. I think I’m going to have to have look-see tonight to see if there are any wires or computer chips visible. That could be a valid theory. I’ll get back to you.
I love how self-aware this video is 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine an Australian Flat Earther reading this.
**looks through posts**
"Ooh, what do we have here?"
_Australia doesn't exist_
"..."
"Guess I'm an AI robot then."
Australia has flattards too????
Ahh Ozzy as a South African i must say you got darn good actors playing cricket and rugby 😂😅🤣🙂🙃
But South Africa and New Zealand don't exist either. There's no southern hemisphere on a flat Earth.
And that sand paper was just plot armour to remove Steve Smith. Like Neo though, the glitch in the matrix only started his real super powers!
Oops! Forgot Argentina. Not sure about cricket, but another great rugby country.
@@allenjenkins7947 soccer too.
Very very true. AustraliaWood
Is that a LASER disc player in the back, under the VHS? Nice...nice.
"I am not apart of a plot to trick the world!" ~exactly what a sim would be programmed to say 😅
Rabid ray is my spirit animal 3:04
Hot
That man needs a cameo on The Walking Dead.
Rabid ray what a legend
Does Australia exist?
Ozzy Man goes and looks out window.
“Yes.”
End video.
itd just a stupid meme people say just like all the other memes
We do the same to the smallest state in México, Tlaxcala
With memes like
Tlaxcala doesn't exist
It's a lie by the goverment officials to do money laundering
The Welcome to Tlaxcala signs include the you're leaving Tlaxcala signs
Etc
How does he know outside is actually Australia?
He can see Australia from his front porch. But he can also see Santa Claus. So I'm sceptical.
1. Ozzy Man never says yes. He would say "yeah nay yeah". 2. He isn't upside down, is he really in Australia?
Never had a pineapple fritter.
Sounds good.
Too bad Australia doesn’t exist.
I've always thought of Australia kind of as England's version of Florida
Australia DOES exist. I can see it from my house, here in Atlantis...on the back deck.
Lucky!
Does it move l ol
Punching a shark is a very Australian thing to do.
Izzy….v love you even though u don’t exist…..all the best for 2022…..
There are clues about all this in men at work's music if you play it backwards.
Old Rabid Ray going hard on the dog impersonation. Pissed myself laughing. Good effort Ray.
Can you imagine that dog attacking the pussy...legendary.
I used to believe in Australia, but after seeing this video I'm now convince Australians are just Alabamans doing their best British accent. Everything in the video is possible in Alabama - including the mullets and kangaroos.
The woodchucks in Alabama are actually kangaroos with larger teeth. Mullets are the state hairstyle. And the opossums are the koala bears. And don't forget that Alabama has those sneaky cunts, the drop bears. Oh, and Bud Light is technically their Fosters.
I vacation in Alabama because of the mullets and kangaroos.
@@midnightrambler8866 🍻🍻👍
Sharks?
@@bewing77 Alabama is on the Gulf of Mexico, so it has sharks...just like "Australia" (aka Alabama). 😜
That post and group was created to mock flat earthers... by pretending to be flat earthers
So, Ozzy is on the Imperial Payroll. But darn, that kiddo at the end XD
I started this video 100% sure about Australia was real.
But now I'm just not sure.
Me too mate
😂😂😂😂😂
I'm more skeptical now than ever.
I feel the same way LMAO
This also happened with Finland. Australia is not the first victim.
I have a friend who lives in Australia. I have known him for over 20 years and I can tell that he's a computer generated actor. I'm 100% sure he is.
Primavera83 you know to much
Andrew Fishman send me either the Ozzy man himself or the blonde at 9:55. They are so good at acting.
Primavera83 if you are a girl we will send Margot Robbie and if you are a boy we will send Liam Hemsworth
Will .s I'm a man, and I want Margot Robbie
Primavera83 you want to be Margot Robbie
I think Australia is like Schrodinger's cat. It both exists, and doesn't exist, until you actually go there and see it.
Smeagol about to escape out of his head through ears 😂😂😂