What Type of Fitness Gets the Most Girls

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[@GreenHoodier]

this guy is better at making up new words than shakespear

[@baqalfaham6621]

Shadoum true. fuck you. you sob. thx

[@samueljackson315]

@@baqalfaham6621 roid rage?

[@TheMrdonmessi]

He is a genius with wordplays

[@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989]

I think you'll find it's Shakespeare

[@Powd3r81]

God it's so cringe how you reference Shakespeare and don't even know how to spell his name. My phone even auto corrects me if I try to spell it wrong -_-

[@hcwaytobe1104]

I really thought CrossFit advanced for a second there...had me worried brofessor

[@krestenfyhn7379]

Bruhh Lmao

[@waguramike]

that cockroach v bee analogy was hilarious

[@blackjack2770]

That shit had me laughing so hard... I dont know how he comes up with this shit. But it's priceless bc it's true lmao

[@El_Chompo]

the logic is flawless. I can't argue with anything here it all checks out. well done dom. seriously though I love how you thought everything out and there really is logic behind it. amazing satire.

[@MsExorc]

"For the first time, Natties actually make some progress" Lol

[@Gyropilot42]

That hurts :

[@Nasurz]

savage

[@MultiVersusEdits]

The truth hurts

[@filipcerny2550]

:-(

[@MsExorc]

gotta say this is the truth, been doing shit for 5 years and my six pack is only in my fridge

[@thebigman7109]

His arms are heavy
Legs small
Bulking shredding
No cardio
He’s never sweaty
Dom Mazzetti

[@GodlyKillaa]

This is real Hip Hop

[@2AKgym]

But on the surface he looks fucking shredded
Ready to drop weights
But he keeps on repping

[@StackBundle]

I only listen to real music.

[@ArmoredKentuckyBoyGTGaming]

Displeased Reginald I feel like u came up with this weeks ago wrote it down and waited for him to upload

[@fernandoaguero2814]

Ey b0ss pls come back

[@gary_buckley]

3:11 “CrossFit gets the win-d knocked out of them from the big L they just took”. 😂

[@fistnamelastname5130]

Jack Mehoff nice profile pic bro

[@timw6577]

@@fistnamelastname5130 Likewise

[@MostafaElSakari]

Oh yeah yeah

[@benhart6438]

Dog, I looked everywhere in my shed, and I couldn't find you anywhere. What's up with that?

[@apxprdtr_mge]

*Nothing gets chicks fired up like not giving a shit*
-Swoly Bible/New Testament 2018

[@billytheweasel]

2 words that make chicks hot;
go away

[@getshrekt9023]

I skipped leg day for this video.

[@FL0RIS0]

dom will be proud

[@2AKgym]

Go back and do legs now that you've watched it

[@PausePz]

today is leg day and im skipping cuz of this

[@irvingarenas2449]

I cry when its leg day.

[@shamelessape1]

I did leg day during this video, then came back home and watched the video.

[@user96RR]

This strategic analysis is awesome and accurate...

[@h0lstein121]

Im really not hoping that your serious

[@tris8015]

Natty bro lifter = most pussy

[@jeremywhitfield4556]

So accurate

[@furryduck3562]

user96RR i

[@LADcoronary180]

All this logic is seriously the best

[@just_domo7025]

Dom the type of dude to snort protein

[@midguy4265]

Just_Domo Frank yang the type to snort ramen and creatine

[@just_domo7025]

Bradly Martin The type of dude to juice and still be small

[@jki649]

Just_Domo I snort pre workout...

[@midguy4265]

I found garlic pills and said they were cocaine pills and people beleived it

[@timsickler5125]

@@jki649 that's cool bro, when you start booting it you might wanna think about getting help. Might

[@shush4569]

"So they can instagram their avacado toast" had me dead

[@carpeomnia88]

The one dislike is Bradley hating cuz he's smaller than dom

[@tyronebiggums4119]

Can you guys shut the fucking FUCK UP WITH THIS SHITHOLE FUCKING COMMENT SO FUCKING OVER IT IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY YOU FUCK.

[@etb4u]

tyrone biggums your grammar is like Bradley Martin's gains: missing.

[@etb4u]

tyrone biggums no you

[@billytheweasel]

lotuseater 666; if by SMART you mean gay,,, then yeah

[@jordanhandley2359]

"that chick definitely gets split in half like a f**king log" hahaha!!!😂😂😂 I died!

[@cubiczirconiabeard5366]

those big guys do roids, so they decline into anti puberty

[@GangsterDolphins]

“For the first time ever, natty’s finally make some progress”
Ha ha, man I’m dead.

[@just_domo7025]

Bradly Martin The type of dude to juice and still be small

[@Man7rah]

Bruh, this is the best vid in a while. Damn near pissed myself

[@tobyv.7653]

Couldn’t agree more, just when the quality was slipping Dom provided!

[@ColoradoStreaming]

Agreed, this had classic Dom all over it like the Steroids and DYEL charts.

[@dramafree2474]

Man7rah agreed

[@billytheweasel]

a classic
he's back

[@_Gaurav]

I am a meat based athlete.. hahahahaha

[@legodude666]

"athlete"

[@ShaquelBlack]

thats gay

[@thekingof300]

thats gay af my nigga

[@aaronalquiza9680]

we all know you're not. stop lying please.

[@billytheweasel]

since penis is made of meat... guess you're not lying

[@kapuraftw]

The funniest thing about this vid to me is that hes commited to the bit for NINE MINUTES. Like, it could have just been premise+punchline...but he actually dug deep on this concept and i love it :))

[@SCB_01]

kapuraftw You aren't real.

[@kapuraftw]

OlympicWeightlifting4Life as in..... im a russian bot? Orrr are you just trying to wish me not being real into existence? Idk what u mean.

[@ArchHeretic1]

didnt you know? everyone is a russian troll! facebook told me so lol

[@SCB_01]

kapuraftw You are a guy. Stop lying.

[@keremozkan6560]

You underestimate the Mazzetti

[@TemplerOO7]

so they can dip into that fuckamole, you kill me dom

[@f0bez]

I was eating broccoli while juicing, gelling my hair, did a muscle up and then a deadlift..just in case any one of these came out on top

[@raulsalcedo8332]

Shut up, you use fake weights

[@nirorit]

Little did you know… you cared too much and the bro lifter took the 🐱

[@BullyThaKidd]

Every video...Bradley takes yet another L... Damn Dom So harsh...

[@DnAfilms405]

The bass man on dom vids??? You see something new every day.

[@raulsalcedo8332]

Even when he's not around he takes a loss

[@craigslistoceanside8677]

Feels like the good old days.

[@justinalexander5959]

LOL “with as little effort as possible” I love Dom so much

[@bradsavvy3744]

This is one of the better videos in a while. We need a proper Strongman video! SCHOOL US ON STRONGMAN DOM!!!!!

[@Ak49xjx]

Brad Savvy 100% Agree!

[@rykehuss3435]

How to be a proper Strongman: Step 1. Be 6'1 or taller

[@danstalter]

If you didn't get the fake taxi reference, you're not a real bro. 💪🏻💪🏻💥💥✊✊🔥🔥

[@Blueshatter]

Dan Stalter I got it and laughed so hard a fake taxi lmaooo

[@Spaceman2484]

Dan Stalter I think 99.9% of people on this channel will get the reference

[@coolman54061]

^^

[@yaboiyaboy9980]

I didn't get it because I'm a plant based athlete. Can you explain to me what the joke was while I finish my lettuce?

[@mann0311]

🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦

[@anthonyavendano6718]

This is one of the best Bro science videos I've ever seen and ive seen all of them by this point

[@DawzeyJ]

Probably the best quality video in a bit, great to see the brofessor going back to his roots!

[@adidas4785]

We need more Dom videos, they don’t come very often, but hey, you can’t rush perfection

[@mcd0ndal]

Came and came here as soon as possible

[@ryanmalia693]

This is the kind of content I have been missing for awhile. Thanks for bringing it back.

[@synlion]

“Pussroaches” WTF LMAO

[@NTeC1]

In Bro We Trust

[@natrone23]

4:40 For the first time ever a Natties actually makes some progress

[@jamesb7647]

This is the old Dom I love, glad ur back

[@garysimpson7326]

Sir … your insight and wisdom are GOLDEN.

[@boxxa]

Seeing new Dom videos is more exciting than the entire March Madness tournament.

[@tyronelannister9922]

Once again our people has been blessed by our Glorious Brophet,
Bless be the Church of Iron
May your Gainz be ever Swole

[@tyronelannister9922]

Wheyman

[@fishfan2]

Black Tyrion may the pump be with you

[@Einherie]

This one was really good. Glad you still got what it takes man!

[@reel5290]

This analysis is extremely correct because as a fellow bro lifter I support your evidence 100%

[@Thisischrisrao]

i pulled out for this

[@alexaguilera1143]

"I've seen a lot of monster porn" 😂😂😂

[@PeterBottineau]

Thank you, Dom, for your unbiased hot takes on these matchups.

[@TGrabs22]

Best video on this channel in a while!

[@solomonchilds8574]

How does he do it! The content is still fresh all the years on

[@anaveragelamp]

Legs weak
Arms are heavy
There’s sweaty on his heady already
Don Mazetti

[@TheRedCityXFactor]

Jack V *Dom*

[@David-ud9ju]

Just stop. This post isn't original or funny anymore. It wasn't original or funny 3 years ago.
Edit: You're probably 13 and not mature enough to realise that you're not funny, so I apologise.

[@akshaykelkar3688]

He doesn’t sweat because he never does cardio

[@prestobizmal]

An old school Dom video, thank you for re-igniting my drive to brolift.

[@83Henno]

Return of the BROFESSOR. Dom- the classroom seshes are 🔥

[@conormaguire19]

“Vegan power lifter” def won the NIT...

[@matthewk1]

Conor Maguire so Clarence Kennedy

[@gary_buckley]

Clarence is a beast

[@pierosanchez2010]

More like the CBI! Go Mean Green lol

[@mikeg1032]

Gary Buckley Clarence is my daddy 😍😍

[@ReivasMC]

ahah that's so true Conor Maguire

[@I_can_hear_you_not]

So You have to be plant based Natural bro Lifting strongman and you are the real Champ 👌🏻

[@Boof_]

Minus plant based, they advanced by default cause they were up against CrossFit

[@Rensoku611]

tr is lolo

[@MassCaMb0]

A Strongman can't be a bro because he has to care, and and can't be plant based because he has to eat everything always.

[@Bristo777]

I have never before in my life seen so much logic stuffed in one single video. Way to go bro!

[@krossxeye660]

This makes a lot of sense, the matchups actually have logic and the strategic nature of his discussion mixes well

[@MsJennWu]

LMAO THE “SHRED- ZEPPELLIN” SHIRT

[@muhlestermoon6436]

REPS FOR JESUS!!

[@dr.drakeramoray789]

years after and you are still absolutely hilarious to watch

[@You0nlyLiveonce]

Glad to see you back in fine form dom!!!!

[@vktesla]

the comedy here is just unbelievably potent.

[@MrKickedAss]

"New videos every ...ones in a while" 😂😂

[@MS-rw3og]

One of the best Broscience videos LOL

[@beanseipel834]

So glad you posted, your videos are the f*ckin bomb bro

[@dwaynecunningham2164]

It blows my mind how Dom makes me laugh by simply pointing out things everybody is already thinking.

[@GarbearFitness]

Lol loved it. Best one in a while ❤️✌🏾

[@UNS33NGHILE3]

I honestly love the writing in this good job man a great script I was dying. I’m going to become a bro member

[@ydoscadenas5381]

GENIUS VIDEO from Dom yet again!!

[@HSVPatzz]

“Ball sack stretched over rocks”
Fkn lost it XD

[@dreaminginnoother]

Dude. You're videos are always fucking hilarious. Never disappoint. Lolz as always. And also pretty accurate.

[@Flippinpinoy09]

New videos every...move you make, I'll be watching you.
Man miss me Tito Dom!

[@Litzlifts]

Deadass one of the best ones yet!!

[@wifilost]

Fake taxi lmfao

[@linux750]

So, Dom is a "Bro Lifter."
I myself have becone a "Strong Man" after working more than a decade in construction.

[@weaponizedmaddness2700]

Great to see your videos back to there old brilliance

[@bronsonedward]

Absolutely your best video man!

[@ryanbroski6324]

Need more shred zeppelin shirts in stock. Only small (Bradley Martyn size) are left

[@ErikTheElectric]

This should get interesting..

[@bertramvanhouten9916]

Best video in a while! Loved it

[@weallbleedred3646]

Dom ur the best! I live my life by these brackets!

[@KENNYKO]

I climax when I get notified Dom uploads.

[@RahmenNoodles]

KENNY K.O. me too. Me too Kenny.

[@c4662]

I nut when I see the photoshop app update.

[@ericsingh9856]

KENNY K.O. same for your vids Kenny

[@Gottenham]

But is it a natural climAx or is it AS fake AS u? Salute dom

[@diogoafonso9890]

KENNY K.O. Do you photoshop your climax??

[@karim140995]

cockroach/bee analogy is pure gold

[@grayd98]

I love that classic dom reference to the old channel. True legend.

[@MrTubbyTony]

Welcome back. Classic episode

[@TheLifeGiver]

"meat based athlete" I am ded.

[@sillbill1723]

this is genius right here

[@awsome6589]

I'm gonna restart my membership on your page. This made my day and I've been having a shit week.

[@joemamma6138]

Quality shit dude I laugh my ass off every time keep doing what you do man

[@ceescake]

Thought the comment on strongmens girlfriends was spot on

[@James-fd7zv]

You can’t make this shit up 😂😂

[@hallowurm]

Obiviously you can

[@aaronvanloon1330]

One of the best in a long time Dom!

[@noahsheils4573]

This has got to be my favourite video ever

[@dasdos002]

"To survive with as little effort as possible" hahaha

[@benbryson6598]

As someone who has worked out in gyms for 20 years, I can't stop laughing.

[@pmip247]

Love it dom. Thought those strong men were gona take the W but then remembered that the bro always wins

[@OneDown967]

Return to greatness, awesome classic style.

[@jim1550]

I demand a recount

[@kodycollins3858]

When you give away the winner in the thumbnail lol

[@RusticVisuals]

Kody Collins i mean if ya didnt think bro lifter was gonna win ya got problems

[@brandonsoto7486]

This was a great video Dom, I appreciate it bud

[@Xeno91847]

This guy is hilarious, can't believe I have never heard of this guy until now. subscribed!

[@smiercksiazka776]

Yes

[@user-fx2bx1gz4c]

Rents due

[@AshtonFitness]

This video is so on point that it's scary

[@nowlan2]

Oh yes. I needed this. Thank you. CX