I get tattoos to cover up my lack of muscle definition. That's why I only have tats on my abs, calves, quads, biceps, triceps and pecs. And a full back tat of our Lady of Guadalupe.
@@superheroson117 nah, unless you fucking with an IG model all of these 'thicc' girls are just over hyped fatties. Don't work out, don't pay attention to what they eat and are just fortunate that the fat goes to the 'right places', meanwhile the only good sex position is doggy otherwise you see their untoned body spill out...
Arcane SB you know that the video is really likely demonetized so it does not make that much of a diffrence if it's 10min. He probably gets a few dollars from youtube for this video
I do't know why you're all discussing demonetisation. The length of the video doesn't dictate whether or not it gets ads. Getting to 10 minutes (apparently) boosts how many people the video is suggesting too and, thus, how many views he gets.
Does no one ever notice the out-tro music and how it abruptly ends with a static-like sound?? Dom must purposely do this as some type of subliminal messaging, slowly coaxing us to buy more merch.
Haven’t watched yet, haven’t read title, haven’t seen thumbnail, but already liked and shared on my Facebook as well as on my instagram bio. This is gonna be good.
So am I the only one that noticed how the dig on the short dude was actually a dig on the double standard society has against atributes you can't change vs. things you can actually change but can't call anyone out on because you could hurt their feelings? Is the "science" in bioscience actually a shout out to the social sciences and on a deeper level this entire channel is dedicated to finding the pitfalls in modern day society and values and poking fun at them? His brand of comedy is social commentary thats depressing as fuck if you take a moment. Black comedy at its finest. Well done.
I think the long outro to make 10 minutes is actually super in-character, it's shameless and funny as hell
@Remy Garrett the heck is this crap
@Remy Garrett wtf
@Remy Garrett I hope she deleted the conversation we had...
What did remy do? He deleted his comments
He has the potential To be Hector in every drug movie 😂😂hahaha!
B. G. Dead
B. G. That killed me
😂😂😂
/MISC WHERE U AT
checking in
Dom was getting to that 10 minute mark no matter how it had to be done
Gotta hit that 10 minute mark, right babe?
Elliot S 10:01
Can't blame him though
Elliot S why is everyone talking about this? Is there a reason he should hit the 10 minut mark?
James Youngman you can put more ads on the videos if its 10 min longer
Elliot S best possible scenario
Nothing feels better than some morning comedy from Dom! Lets go haha!
? What comedy? You mean KNAWLEDGE?
Veeper gnar ledge *
Nigga you ripped, no homo
You small as fuck
more like "mike"
What's his excuse for not making more if these?
And if you're running out of ideas, make How to be a Personal Trainer
You u need to go up.
That's a video I would like to see
Dude if I'm correct. There's already video about personal trainer
Tomex Nope
How to be Bradley Martyn lol
I get tattoos to cover up my lack of muscle definition. That's why I only have tats on my abs, calves, quads, biceps, triceps and pecs. And a full back tat of our Lady of Guadalupe.
HeyIt'sBaert lol did I mention the one i have on my dick!?
@@elviramadigan5296 Does it say Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day?
LMFAO
That back tattoo sounds like the most mexican thing I have ever heard
It's actually extremely impressive how he has managed to make so much hilarious content with the same character.
*HOLE WHEAT SQUAD*
bimal stinson whole wheat? More like hole eat, amiright? More like swole meat. More like bro skeet. Wait...what?
Only kids eat snacks, real men feast!
Looks like you could use a spot, bro. I'm a certified spotter. You're safe in care, bro.
Руси Гогов pa
@@StreetWorkoutBGBulgaria - Okay *now* you're making it sound unflattering. I don't approve of such terminology.
*_gun sounds_*
1111 2222 same old same old. New material needed. Let's talk about gym rats and gum tats.... or sum shit or what ever, yeah
Those aren't gun sounds, those are audio recordings of dom doing reps
1111 2222 🔫🔫🔫
Superset
ACTUAL ADS ON MAZETTIS CHANNEL?! I can't believe it
SneezyAnus I think his channel is demonetized.
"Gym Jesus has returned, Mass is in session, and I need to pay my bills."
-Dom Mazetti 2018
The THICC movement is taking over
Dean Jordan god bless 🍑😂
@@superheroson117 nah, unless you fucking with an IG model all of these 'thicc' girls are just over hyped fatties. Don't work out, don't pay attention to what they eat and are just fortunate that the fat goes to the 'right places', meanwhile the only good sex position is doggy otherwise you see their untoned body spill out...
"The older you get a tattoo, the less time you'll spend regretting it" Absolute Genius.... 😃👍
1 min outro to stretch 10 min mark? Cmon dom just answer 2 more questions
Dude I know, it's like they're too afraid to call him out on his bullshit.
Arcane SB you know that the video is really likely demonetized so it does not make that much of a diffrence if it's 10min. He probably gets a few dollars from youtube for this video
he does it because his pump was fading
I do't know why you're all discussing demonetisation. The length of the video doesn't dictate whether or not it gets ads. Getting to 10 minutes (apparently) boosts how many people the video is suggesting too and, thus, how many views he gets.
@@Mo-fl2qi *allahu akbar*
Since when are bills due on the 7th of a month?
my gas bill is lol
Well I stand corrected haha.
My mobile bill is due the 4th of every month lol.
Jared Spaulding Dom doesn't know, he doesn't pay for anything
oh shoot thanks for the reminder
There's an ass to sandwich metaphor in there somewhere, and I'm eating it 😂😂😂
walter white 😂😂😂😂
The broffesor is the best😭 Giving us all this informational, 100% proven knowledge
Does no one ever notice the out-tro music and how it abruptly ends with a static-like sound??
Dom must purposely do this as some type of subliminal messaging, slowly coaxing us to buy more merch.
Assassino27 nah lol they have to reach 10 minutes to maximize the ad revenue from the video
Illuminati has entered the chat
"There's an ass to sandwish metaphore here somewhere... And I'm eating it" pure wisdom
Love how he slides real talk into these videos, legend!
lmfao 2 minutes of absolutely nothing, still liked the video though
gotta make the vid long enough for another ad bro
meh until like 9 min mark, but the last min was freakin fantastic!
your opinion means nothing to everyone except your mother
Gangsta Butters damn
"does my brother have potential"
Damn son, that's a 12 year old meme right there
“It sounds like a kazoo when he queefs” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“It’s like a pickle” killed me 😂😂😂
Shipping for the navy today. Great going away present!
Thanks for the brain gains Bromeigo
Haha that dude really does play a hector in every drug movie lol
So far 17 guys under 5'5 disliked video :D
Jokubas st didn't even know there were 7 guys under 5'5
... now I have to switch out my dislike to a like.
Fuck
or body shaming anybody under 6' cause they cant do anything about it. 5:18
Five hours later, 91 bird chested fuck bois have hit dislike.
Jokubas st I’ve been 5’5.5 since 6-7 grade and I’m about to be a junior
Been binge watching old ask the brofessors and then this shows up. God is good.
"The world's gonna end soon."
You had no idea how right you were.
"Modern pec-nology" im done
Probably one of the best vids on this channel never laughed so much
Had a Lexus ad just before the outro. Some high class stuff, Brofessor.
The opening analogy...And now I'm on a diet.
Haven’t watched yet, haven’t read title, haven’t seen thumbnail, but already liked and shared on my Facebook as well as on my instagram bio. This is gonna be good.
Update: no regrets.
"Modern pecknology" 🤣👏 Brilliant
What are u doing here bro
Enjoying the bants. Found the channel randomly and glad I did 🤣.
Hilarious.
The only TH-camr whos videos get better everytime
Believe it, or not, this video actually motivated me to go to the gym today. Hahaha
doms the only person i'm actually happy he stretched the vid to 10 mins
I waited till the very end, because I knew the outro was gonna play again. I'm disappointed that it didn't
Mike Tornabene manages to put out high quality content so consistently, it's actually scary. Haters take note. Cheers from Amsterdam.
Dom's the type of guy to make a whole video of just the outro
Bradley needs to get some tattoos because he's looking extra small lately.
This was fucking amazing.... one of the best he ever made imo.
The one channel I’m happy to see an add on
See u next YEAR
That extra 1 min at the end for that extra ad revenue I see you Dom lol
I didn't know Dom woke up this early
The analogies in this video were pure gold
Dom got real for a second there
Back to well written videos. Fantastic.
It's #Brofessor time!💪👍👍
As a short guy, the short guy bit was so on point.
3:09 It looks like Hector has the potential to shit his pants any second now 😂 why is he holding his arse?
Gary Buckley up da ra
Do us all a favor and just say ass please lol
I love the perfect transition from your new videos
Some old man accidently disliked it while high on weed before getting a sick neck tattoo.
the last minute was my favourite!
You can tell he’s trying hard not to laugh throughout the whole vid. 😂
This was actually really enlightening. I think he's getting smarter.
That 5´5 guy should start lifting, cause as Dom has told us in the past a lifting short guy is a honey badger.
Notifications working for once am very glad
You had me at prolapsed.
Best way to start off a work week...The Dominator!!!
LMAO play Hector in every drug movie.....wtf!!!! 😂🤣🤣
Best intro of all time
Extra min at the end really hit me
This video deserves a million views..
I was literally just watching "My 600 lb life" when this popped up in my notifications. lol
??? were you looking in the mirror?
This is the best one he’s done in a while. Was laughing the entire time.
Laughing at the very start... "Hate me stirfry"
One of the best in a while Bro
modern pecnology
got to love that extended outro for 10 min
7:18 “some sort of criminal” *shows Gucci Mane*
Much more funny than usual you are gettin back into it brah nice vid
i like how the video ends at 8 min and than after its random shit just to get paid by youtube for it being 10min
The yearly upload
I have a meeting in five minutes. They can wait.
Aeon Aka a meeting in five outros
"Do I have potential" is sooooooooo old scool !!!!!
Anyone else notice he kept the ending going to hit 10 minutes?😂😂
myewgul the music even stopped 😂😂😂
"There's an ass to sandwich metaphor here somewhere and I'm eating it " bruh fucking dead 😂😂
Who is this guy and how'd he get so much bigger than Bradley Martin?
you must be new here
Is this meant to be funny?
Are you blind? Dom is 10x bigger than that tiny girl Bradley Martin
@@lankymcgainsplease1236 what one is dom?
his back to his old ways.. bout fucking time.. ive missed this
Friendly reminder that Brad is the smallest dude on planet Earth.
hittin that 10 minute video like a champ
Who’s the tiny guy standing next to dom at 2:37 ?
That's my mom.
some random pussy
lil doughnut I think its his girlfriend...or sister. Yea his incredibly small sister
Doms sister
Damn. That "person" is surprisingly small.
This man is a true sage.
Notification GAINZ
Your A1 comedy is back!! Keep it up bro
waiting for the "what does your family think about you when you are a bro lifter"
"la times er" 😂😂😂😂😂 I still watch this video for that one line😂😂😂
*the 1 min outro* xD
Damn dom, you've uploaded a lot lately, keep it going, do it for the money!
Hit 400lb bench today babbbyyyyy
It's fucking hilarious when he makes his outros stretch to the 10 minute mark lol. Your move TH-cam, this is what you've created.
So am I the only one that noticed how the dig on the short dude was actually a dig on the double standard society has against atributes you can't change vs. things you can actually change but can't call anyone out on because you could hurt their feelings? Is the "science" in bioscience actually a shout out to the social sciences and on a deeper level this entire channel is dedicated to finding the pitfalls in modern day society and values and poking fun at them? His brand of comedy is social commentary thats depressing as fuck if you take a moment. Black comedy at its finest. Well done.
It's fucking beautiful, isn't it? Some insane ultra meta tier play.
black comedy.. I like what you did there ;)
Cracked up at "First Person View."
Where are my 6 foot & over bois at?
Gary Buckley does 5 11 count
Oran5 5 No
Gary Buckley 7’2 checking in
*Oran5 5* ~ If you wear boots all the time (including in your sleep and in the shower etc.) then yes.
6'2 here
Will never get bored of the gun sounds