How to be Alpha All The Time
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ค. 2024
- Bro Science #62: how to be alpha in everyday activities.
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Fun fact: The gunshot/explosion you hear when Dom flexes is not dubbed in. The universe just makes that sound.
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Is it sub tho lol
It’s the air moving away from his muscles creating a sonic boom
@@sergeantglitter2063 lol more like his muscles are equally to shaggy
Ye i hear it without listening to his videos its sign that your a teue bro if u can hear it
When a door says push, PULL it's not direction IT'S A CHALLENGE!
Johnny 420th bro
i laughed so hard on that
I fucking lost it
😂made me laugh
Challenge accepted 😂😂
This is the best shape dom's been in in any video
Truth
With kali muscle he has so much fat compared to this
Dom's still way bigger than you or anyone else
+GladShadd he's the biggest bro in the world
+GladShadd you're honestly really small
i lost it when he said "take your preworkout before bed"
Da ve when I first watched this a couple years back I was only 14 and I actually took pre workout before bed I worshiped Dom back then.
@@TylerJordan601 why did you stop
@@TylerJordan601 please tell us what happened
He fucking died two years later
It's so you can lift in your sleep
This guy is funnier than kali muscle's natty claims
This just this.
All I do is up my carbs that's it
Ayatollah Khomeini i didn't know you are into fitness
sodium chloride You already know i got to keep those jews in check
***** bas yad
So basically you need to behave like Johnny Bravo?
Yh, he is the best.
lol
yup
you know what you have to do
d tab heh, hah, huh man I'm pretty (gets his comb out) lol
ROW THE DOOR!! ROW THE DOOR! Rip Rodor
first person to make that connection...the brofessor
Hold the Door .. Hodor!
But this video was uploaded years before The Door episode.
@@markurban9113 and the book existed years before the show…. 🤦♂️
The Sad part is, is that I actually know a guy who acts like that
we all got that one guy in our group
stop looking in the miror!
We all do
Beta
Fuck man i recognize myself in that guy haha....
"You don't listen, no wonder you got fired" and that's that reason why this is one of my favorite channels.
ENGINEERED TRUTH haha
Timestamp?
@@RamkrishanYT 8:50
LEAN MEALS BRO
Disable Power Steering. Fuck that shit
Soccercrazyigboman hahaha like driving an old traktor :D fucking turns.
Soccercrazyigboman Im driving no power steering right now
Sivol Black Da fuq is power steering.
Soccercrazyigboman It's why you can turn the wheel with very little effort. Why you can easily turn the wheels even at a dead stop.
Dm Ya joking
Holy fuck he predicted hodors fate. I'm a sub now
He's an Alpha after all
Keith Makan which video
Dom actually looks really good in this vid. His gains are lookin extra alpha
Your 2 year old comment looks extra alpha
@@thiagoalbornoz5062 Your 1 month old comment looks extra alpha
@@iordachemarian7161 Your 1 hour old edited comment looks extra alpha
@@thiagoalbornoz5062 Your channel with 3 subscribers looks extra alpha.
@@iordachemarian7161 Your channel with 2 subscribers with an actual profile picture looks extra alpha
MY BOY GIAN GETTING STACKED I SEE YOU DAWG
He ain't Dom big but he's making some gains.
BlooMeth dude looks good. plus he's a much smaller body type than dom. i bet if he took of his shirt he'd look pretty solid (no brohomo)
Glad im not the only one thinking "is Gian getting some muscle on him?"
haha i was thinking the same thing!!
Whoa I thought that was a different friend, guy looks great.
Somewhere, someone's doing this shit
everyday man
Hell ya...
Emmanuel Reynoso yeah me...
2 years later, not one fridge without my name on it
I actually do some of this shit,like flexing whilst doing something,ffs im so retarded
2:47 Dom almost predicted Hodor's legacy " Hold Door ".
yes haha
yaaaaassss!
I was wondering about that toooo. This video is a year old but Hodor didn't say it till recently
Or he read the book
@@002brooklyn His name is fucking hodor you idiots, he isn't saying "hold the door" reference from later seasons,
Who knew how close he was with the "row the door" "rodor" bit
Someone called hodor back in 2008 i believe then it was also kinda confirmed in 2014
@@Borromac yeah I think his name was George R. Martin
@@amex4453 Think George R.R. Martin had it figured out way before 2008 if im gonna be honest. You can look it up. Some fan posted on a forum 2008 about it :)
@@Borromac I was joking bro..
He did. Everyone did. The book exists…
If a door says push, pull. It's NOT directions it's a challenge lmao
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i laugh my ass off
Easily one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. "If a door says push, pull. It's a challenge."
We never see the puppy anymore. :(
It grew up in to a dog.
Matthew Smith Well we never see the dog anymore smartass.
He's in the gnar pump video.
Matthew Smith Youre a filthy liar.
My bad, at the end of the "how to super set" video whil he is advertising gnar pump! I promise!
2:25 he can't hold his laughter
+King Yeah he was dying trying to hold it. Dom is a great actor.
+Gabriel Leung mike is a great actor, Dom is a great character*
When he said bottom's up hahahah
Imagine trying to workout with this guy... id be wheeled out in a stretcher from laughing too much...
ALPHA ALL THE TIME!
Ayyyye man
You the real G brad
CB no pretty sure it’s his daughter or something
@@Man-fp8vp Ya...... Adopted
Small
It's kinda sad if you realize that you have a friend who does actually behave like that non-ironically but 100% serious.
Tell him he's a tool.
Lol
I unconsciously tell people sometimes to: "hold that thought, I gotta get my meal"
Not because I believe in the anabolic window.
Not because I want people to know that "am bout dat lif3"
But because there isn't time.
Your friend, on the other hand, is a douche.
And it's absolutely ALPHA if YOU behave like this UNIRONICALLY
I can't STOP EMPHASIZING. To much PRE WORKOUT. Send HELP.
mfw i am that friend
don't use fabric softener use fabric hardener 😂😂😂😂😂
2:47 HOLY SHIT! Dom actually foreshadowed the Hodor in some way in 2014
No bromo, but have you noticed just how huge(muscle wise) you have gotten since the original Dom videos?
that is what lifting is about...making gainz
Hes looking shredded as fuck right. Good on him
its all the broscience
Alpha as fuck.
Obvi Steroids.... He's deff not natural like Phil Heath
Hold the door, row the door. How did dom know? #GOT 2:50
maybe the books idk
+Aymen Najeeb Dom can't read
Ouw shit!! XD
+Aymen Najeeb nah hodor is alive in the books
"yeah whaddya making?"
"AH YOU KNOW JUST A BEER"
LMAO
Where can we find your alpha photos?!
@@Leopar525 Dom took all of them
"Always remind ppl of your lifestyle and how big you are... in case their eyes forget " literally made me cry :'DD
The pretending you can't fit through doorways thing is so true
Dom I'm having trouble with something, I am running out of chicken breast at home, is a rubber bicycle seat a good alternative
only with chicken broth or whey isolate
Rubber looks like skin. Chickens have skin. So rubber is practically chicken.
Tastes the same so you should be good.
Rubber bicycle seat as a good alternative? No. As a replacement for chicken breast entirely? Absolutely.
Is that codeword for protein powder
Door broken. Bank account empty. Mom mad... hahahahahah
Door: Broken
Bank Account: Empty
Mom: Mad
Hotel: Trivago
@@veacra5127 😆😂😂😂
I loved the cocktail part - what are you making? Just a beer? hahaha
when you shake somebody's hand look directly at your own arm
This dude's hilarious, and obviously a genius. His skills at satire are pretty developed. Hope he goes far with this.
Update: He did lol
This aged well
Anyone else see Gian start losing his shit at 2:22?
take a pre workout before you sleep LMAO
A 12 minute broscience video brings joy to my heart. Looking shredded Dom.
does anyone else cringe that he wasted that whey :(
Shutup beta fuck
yeah.. i feel you.
I was noooo! There goes 5 bucks.
Kale Van Ness When you think about it only cuz its money, you failed at alpha..
Edvis Edvinas Ill be loling at the bank
But going up the stairs you were using your legs Dom, wtf man? Shoulda bear crawled or somethin..
Or use weight vest. Wear it always, you never know when you might get lost in the wilderness without any training equipment.
HANDSTAND EVERYWHERE, only women and nerds actually walk with their legs. Real alphas walk with their arms
@@MrFlamingFries WHO THE FUCK USES THEIR ARMS? WHAT ARE YOU SOME FUCKIN' NERD. I GET AROUND ON MY FINGERS.
"door broken. bank account empty. mom mad." hahahaah!
haha I use the 3 pointer when someone is passing me after tailgating.
Arent you the one that always "passes" .......... ill leave now
I just wave a pistol and make an insane clown face. They usually pull away or drop back considerably.
***** ...I kill people.
(In reality, I don't even look at the car passing me because the tailgater is usually a douchebag in need of attention. Deny the attention and pretend to be lackadaisically singing a Katy Perry song and you ruin their day more than anything else)
I just give the ol' jersey salute.
Sea Hawks be an alpha and speed up
Going thru such a tough time in my life and it was sooo nice to have nothing but a smile on my face but laughter and joy in my mind even if it was for just 12 minutes. Thank you so much
I hope you are doing way better right now.
Hope things got better for you man. Hang in there.
How to be alpha male walking down the street 3 tips
1) don't move out the way they move out for you
2) look at the straight in the eyes like your gonna kill them
3) don't stop for cars that are coming while your crossing the street💪🏾💪🏾
HANDSTAND EVERYWHERE, only women and nerds actually walk with their legs. Real alphas walk with their massive arms. Fuck legs
@@jonathanjoestar7640 5) Leave a giant coffin
1:34 You definately had some dog treats in your hands to get that clip lmao!
+Thrillet stop beeing so jealous lol
+Ace Revo Jealous? Are you trolling
youre so blinded by your ego you wouldnt even know when youre jealous dumbass
+Ace Revo ?
+Felix Sweger Lol this guy is great. Ace Revo go home you're drunk
Then i looked in the mirror.....needless to say, i'm stuck in Beta..
Srs
Gamma
"Zulu" :c
Haha I try to get around man
Cuz I like to promote my channel bruh!:)
"If a door says 'push', pull. It's not a direction it's a challenge," Dom. Best quote ever xD
I do like half of these things anyway. Alpha as fuck.
fucking beta
+frank kross Fucking Charlie
+Mackan Johansson fucking delta
Juan Carlos Fucking Echo
+Mackan Johansson fucking Foxtrot
"Will you listen!? No wonder you got fired" lmfao
" Don't use fabric softener. Use fabric hardener: Rocks, tin foil, whatever, Man." hahahahahahaha
4:48 looks like a gay version of casting couch
*****
... nothin......
SupaReVvo Dem feels when I don't know what the hell you're on about.
U Mad lol u never seen castin couch ?
This isnt going on the internet?
What about Public Agent then ?
When Dom predicts how Hodor got his name
Always carry around your gym bag! In your world a workout is always imminent!
Words to live by!
My brotege and I have been complaining about your lack of new videos today, you heard our prayers and delivered yet another over dose of pre-workout and border line legal protein supplements. Thanks boosh.
11:20 the machine gun effects to mixing the protein with his hands. LOL!!!!!!!!
I'm proud to know I've been doing half this shit right.
jigsaw jigsaw jjjjj
Did anybody else noticed that he parked at the disabled spot
yeah cause he got SBTY
ALPHAbet soup
no you cant do that. its illegal
I swear to God, since I saw a video last night of this dude, i can't stop watching this shit lmfaoooo!!! He is like the funniest guy in the world Bro!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 *****
Man I'd love to see all the out-takes from these, you can just see Gian cracking up at 2:20
omg you knew about the Hodor before anyone else
Yeahhhhh I find excuses to deadlift everything too. 5 lb db? Better deadlift that. Chihuahua? deadlift that.
***** You'll lose all your gains from burning that many calories, watchout bro
inb4 errrybody makes sexual innuendos that aren't really obvious:D
this took an unexpected turn.
U srs? Chick posting on trolling channel. U mad brah?
pbeechie Pepper your angus
Go to Chipotle, order a bowl, to go, STEAK ONLY. They ask if you want a drink, say yeah, I want a cup.. FOR STEAK. Then eat it at the cash register. Don't pay. Swag.
So Alpha.
Anyone else watching this 5 years later
Rewatching this for around the 5th time, this video is one of the best videos on BSL.
2:25 he couldn't hold it together lol
+muharrem kocabiyik I don't envy their job, man. It's gotta be tough as shit not to just crack the hell up while they film this stuff.
we just gonna ignore that cts-v tho?
Diatax he has a v12 Aston Martin now $120,000 super car
He has a McLaren 570s now
Actually adding aluminum foil to the dryer can help reduce buildup of static, so that one was actually useful!
"Life is one big PR for everyone to witness" is actually a pretty good quote ngl
Door broken
Bank account empty
Mom mad
this is my first time actually watching one of his videos lol, fucking hilarious.
this guy cracks me up every time, can't stop watching his vids.
Did Dom Mazzetti realize he associated Hodor with doors independantly in 2014? Crazy bro
How does he DO that?!
How does he make his muscles disappear entirely when he's not using them?
Laughed more at this than any of his other videos which are also hysterical. Made me realize how much of this I actually do lol
Love seeing his buddy almost laughing all the time. Probably takes a lot of effort ;D
LOVE how you threw in that little line from Dom vs Chads, "Where da coke at", with the lacrosse pass. Fucking epic haha. My friends and I have totally stolen that line, it gets said frequently.
"It's called active rest!" Hilarious episode. Solid gold.
The gun shot noises at the end with the hand protein shake killed me
bro, you prophesized the "hold the door" scene 2 years before it aired :o RESPECT!
I do almost all of this stuff this guy knows how to live bro
2:50 You predicted the future. Hodor
Dont use fabric softener, Use Fabric HARDENER
There is just not enough time in the week to watch all your fuckin hilarious stuff man!!
You are the most wise person i have ever watched in youtube. You inspire me!
How am I just discovering this dude's channel in 2018?
Looking back this might have been the best BroScience episode for the entire series. Non-stop laughing
Hilarious best thing I've seen in a long time! I laughed so hard! You guys did an amazing job! So funny!
how often do you laugh in these takes man this shit is too great
watching a video from 5 years ago cause that’s the last time Dom posted
Last week, one guy started to eat broccoli and chicken in the locker room... The smell was very discusting in that kind of place.
5:40 "It's too tight bro" 😂
haha this channel can change a bad day in to a good one. Dom is one of the funniest cats on TH-cam
The way he shook the protein powder using only his hands was the best thing I ever saw
alpha male yes please , come my way
Hahaha i laughed so hard at the shaking part with his hand...he's legend, i love his kind of humour and he's my motivation
lmao the last tip killed me lmao , thumbs up and subscribe bro
When a door says push, you pull...
"...It's not instructions, it's a challenge..."
Hilarious!!!!
This is the funniest video I've watched in a long time.
Gotta keep Grindin bro
Best video I've ever seen! Amazing!!