You'd rather stare at a dude on your TV screen instead of a chick? This video probably isn't for you then. You might wanna check out Grindr instead, bro...
Yeah, it boggles my mind why you would choose an app where the entire unique selling point is that you get to message first, and you get 24 hours to think of your opener, only to just send "Hi!".
Never understood why someone would message match you AND message you, just to make the conversation as difficult as possible.. why ? What's the point ?
Do a video about gym hygiene Do a video about gym related injuries Do a video about least alpha exercises Do a video about the gym staff Do a video about grocery shopping Do a video about group lessons
Oh yeah you are right, forgot about his least alpha video. I cant find the one about injuries tho. But I do know he has one about rest days, if thats the one you are reffering to?
You missed every PoF profile goes like this: "Sweet but psycho Love tattoos Love travelling I'm such a scorpio I have 2 kids already My pitties are my life I have a private snap btw tee hee Also bi That doesn't make me a hoe I want a real man that respects me"
Hey Dom you should do a video about working out in the hospital waiting room. I'm about to start bench pressing benches if these people don't hurry up.
Finally, some brofessor that helps me make sense of the world. If only I wasn't so small. I still fit through offensively small doors. Need to get to Church.
"... the fact that you are and empty sack of meat, operated by a colony of gerbils." I think that might be the best way to articulate the human condition.
Dom you’re a God. Make some vids on Political Correctness. Remaster the Crossfit video please. Make a video on the most alpha things to do in the gym. Dom the fucken GOAT. Been watching since 2014 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
God, this video is brilliant. "You are both pretending you're somebody you're not. But that's who you really are. Two people who pretend to be people they're not."
Bradly Martyn probably picks peach as his character in mario kart
Joshua Barnes lol
Gotteeem
You'd rather stare at a dude on your TV screen instead of a chick? This video probably isn't for you then. You might wanna check out Grindr instead, bro...
real original comment
ClashingWithDG no need to be rude
Girls on tinder: “Must be able to hold a convo” “must have an original opener”
Girls on Bumble:”Hi how r u”
Chris S pretty much.
Yeah, it boggles my mind why you would choose an app where the entire unique selling point is that you get to message first, and you get 24 hours to think of your opener, only to just send "Hi!".
Lol not even.. it's usually a gif or emoji. Or just 'hey' 😂
"Must be able to hold a convo" equates to "I'm boring and hard to talk to for longer than 5 seconds"
Never understood why someone would message match you AND message you, just to make the conversation as difficult as possible.. why ? What's the point ?
The Bradley Martyn jabs never get old
sorry to hear about your sickness
Jose Ramirez looks like u actually got a pillow
SO TRUE Lmao !
Drew Kocak I
Unlike Bradley Martyn, who ages at a rate far worse than your average man.
His arms are heavy
Legs small
Bulking shredding
No cardio he’s never sweaty
Dom Mazzetti
He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and reafy
legs weak arms are heavy there’s creatine all over his sweater already, Dom Mazetti
U BETTER LOSE URSELF TO THE SWOLL
U OWN IT U BETTER NEVER LET IT GO
15 seconds in and I am fully aware that:
1) All I do after work is lift weights
2) I'm watching this while eating out of Tupperware.
Don't worry bro we're all the same here
Just read that comment after work while eating out of Tupperware. Magical
I’d make a rent must be due joke but no way any of your videos are getting monetised anymore
Thats probably why he wants you to pay to watch his videos a whole two days early
123 456 he has a series on the Rock's channel
had
123 456 I got an ad on this one
actually i watched an ad to see this video lol
One of the great wordsmiths of our times Dom.....
He is back!! now lets wait another 3 months.
Olaf Lol NEW VIDEOS...every...
News videos..... Every wee.... Season
3 months is the new one week
Olaf Lol the end haha
Surprised there wasn’t a Grindr/CrossFit joke
Ian Newton deleted scenes
CrossFit is a joke by itself
Comparing CrossFit to Grindr is disrespect to Grindr.
Do a video about gym hygiene
Do a video about gym related injuries
Do a video about least alpha exercises
Do a video about the gym staff
Do a video about grocery shopping
Do a video about group lessons
Viktor von DOOM like so Dom can see
gym staff . i want to see that one.
He has videos about injuries and least alpha exercises.
Oh yeah you are right, forgot about his least alpha video. I cant find the one about injuries tho. But I do know he has one about rest days, if thats the one you are reffering to?
+Viktor von DOOM It is called "How to fix injuries and imbalances". Just search "broscience injuries" and it comes right up.
Two years later and I'm still rewatching all this man's videos
Two years later I am still rewatching all this man’s videos
I have a final in an hour and a half, but when the notification came up I didn't hesitate. No regrets
Of cuz it gives motivation
Anon Same
* regerts
Mines in 13 minutes
Anon how was it?
“New videos!!!!... Whenever I run out of beer money”
-Dom
In all the years of recording you haven't made any gains at all, but you know what you have gained? Our hearts
Ryan Plays DOT recycled comment
#totallyHomo
That s his body, his genetics, tho he's strong af...
Bogdan Neacsu does he even lift anymore though?
Aymen Cherni of course he does reps for Jesus everyday
2 videos in 3 weeks u good bro?
call the ambulance, hes off a cycle
He took out a loan and now needs to pay mf's back
Its been one week because new videos every week
one video for x mas shopping, the other for rent
Oh shit the last time I was this early was...Doms last video.
You could say its been a while
Burnt Oatmeal Over 2weeks*
Umm he usually posts anywhere from 2 weeks to a month...
Dom will never get old, I can't comprehend how every video is equally funny and accurate
Class is BACK in session! God is good.
Cast Chris Hansen as James Bond hahaha very true!
Aydo Mac Amen to that!
mass *
All the time🙌🙌🙌
Aydo Mac More like Mass is BACK in session! 💪💪💪💪
Wonder is Brad is going to jump on that hair product
Shred-Zeppelin
4:59 “will respond to any combination of letters. Especially Greek letters.” Oh so true.
Do a video about Delayed onset muscle soreness (DOMS)!!!!
Doms' big, everyone wants it.
All the name jokes would be insane.
This channel is the only one where I never skip past the sponsor statements, 'cause they're just as good as the content!
Maybe the only real natty on TH-cam
Your apartment sounds like it has no furniture
Back then:
🌸 She loves me
🌸 She loves me not
Now:
📱 I'd do her
📱 I'd do her not
STFU corny nerd
Boomer
"Coffee meets bagel... ASIANS..." onto the next one lol
Tinder - DTF
*STDTF
Continual Improvement digging that flex
More like cock tease
Something to do to fuck
"An empty sack of meat, operated by a colony of gerbils." This guy is a master of words and analogies, it's insane.
The shade at Bradley Martin never gets old.
You should do another ask the brofessor.
When you lose hope, it's important not to let it show.
So much bigger than that Brad chick
1:56 - the delivery on the "something to do" was so good
Lmao when Brad popped up
Had to replay it 5 times, he was too small to see at first. Nice Easter egg, Dom.
Holy shit he got real about bumble... I felt that shit
Talk about the types of girls on dating apps next
Watched once on BroScience.com , watching again on TH-cam. Can't get enough
"Coffee Meets Bagel.
Asians."
Spot on. That's actually how I met my Asian girlfriend.
Dom was subtly warning us about not using dating apps.
Brad Martyn is just too small to get girls
Brad's a lesbian???
"All you do is lift weights and eat out of tuperware"....oh, that shit hits close to home.
I'm surprised you didn't mention POF, it's a classic..
You missed every PoF profile goes like this:
"Sweet but psycho
Love tattoos
Love travelling
I'm such a scorpio
I have 2 kids already
My pitties are my life
I have a private snap btw tee hee
Also bi
That doesn't make me a hoe
I want a real man that respects me"
Tee hee😂😂
Bodybuilding.com - you’re in the wrong place bro
How would you find people actually in your city though? Unless you live in a mega city?
masturbating* Trust me i'm an expert.
More like Bodybuilding.dom
@@Xiledolly lol
Hey Dom you should do a video about working out in the hospital waiting room. I'm about to start bench pressing benches if these people don't hurry up.
RIP Brad Martyn
What a shame, he was almost as big as Dom when he kicked the bucket :,(
his ghost!
For hims website discount isn’t working. Thumbs up so he can see
Be back in a few months!
I just got done marathoning almost all the broscience videos when this notification popped up
2 videos in 3 weeks?? Am I dreaming?
Do one talking about going to expos!! Perfect timing coming up with the LA FIT EXPO
"humid"
th-cam.com/video/b29qjOHsI60/w-d-xo.html
A NEW VIDEO!!!? Skipping leg day and work to watch this!
Dos Equis product placement.
1:23
A pretty good description of "Penny Underbust"
Dom has got his mojo back...this feels like one of the old ones again!
Watched all the adds to help you out bro! Keep up the great content Mike! Don't let TH-cam get you down!
I actually died laughing watching him and I've never seen his channel but he is hilarious
How's his upload schedule?
Finally, some brofessor that helps me make sense of the world. If only I wasn't so small. I still fit through offensively small doors. Need to get to Church.
“Coffee meets bagel” ..... “Asians” hahaha I laughed my ass off
haven't watched the whole video but the 1st 25 seconds may be the most accurate description of my dating life ever.
oh man you are still alive❤️
Been watching your videos for years since the beginning. Killer bro. Keep up the good work!
You’re videos always have me laughing!
Your**
Chrono bravo man, you studying English literature or smth?
Thanks for this Not An Ad For My Channel Comment™
you're***
Yo’ure*
Brosciene is back! YES! This was so good!
"empty sack of meat operated by a colony of gerbils" will always be my favourite phrase
Never been more happy to see an upload!
New videos every!....week? 2 weeks? Month? 4 months? 2 days?
The "yams" comparison was too much.lol. Best vid yet. like the new approach.
Fuck me, i'm already having trouble concentrating on finals.
Deathstroke the Terminator good luck!
jaja, I'm here....supposed to be doing homework....
Real Bros skip finals and hit the gym!
Joy Jin Thanks, ended up getting a C on the final and an A in the class.
QUALITY CONTENT ON MY B-DAY
First time i enjoy this fkn day lmao
"My skin looks like an old football covered in butter" Shots fired Bios3training!
Just so you know I’m subscribed with bell button pushed and didn’t get a notification for this
Nothin like a little Dom before a pump session
Wow, an actual video by Dom!!!!!!
Dom looks like every Arab I ever met
I'm a tree arabs from arabia ? Is it a new race ? He looks greek or North Africa
he looks Greek or Italian...
@@immortalkdude8721 what the fuck is a tree Arab? are there grass and water Arabs too?
Kanker shrooms yea theyre like pokemons just more emotional and touchy about their smelly brown god
"An old football covered in butter" Fucking Lost it 😂😂😂👌👌👌
RIP Net Neutrality
Brock Pope what's net neutrality?
Love the "shred-zeppelin" shirt!
1:26 I'm gonna need the name of those potatoes for research purposes..
I absolutely love Dom’s metaphors. Keep it up Dom!
"... the fact that you are and empty sack of meat, operated by a colony of gerbils." I think that might be the best way to articulate the human condition.
Proud to be part of the early viewing crowd. #brosciencelife
Please do a video on the bro guide for tinder
That intro gets me every time
Dom you’re a God.
Make some vids on Political Correctness.
Remaster the Crossfit video please.
Make a video on the most alpha things to do in the gym.
Dom the fucken GOAT.
Been watching since 2014 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Leven 727 dom is a Californian liberal
God, this video is brilliant.
"You are both pretending you're somebody you're not. But that's who you really are. Two people who pretend to be people they're not."
Make a Steve Irwin video about hunting a wild Bradley martyn
Anthony D too small to be shot accurately
You crack me up. Can we hug it out? Love your content.
I wonder if dom would rather be caught wearing BMFit gear or caught without a pump
Bro please do a video on what you’re gym clothes says about you 🙏🏼
Tinder is the only game I have on my phone
LMAO the fucking beginning had me dying bro!!!
THE FUCKING SHIRT
0:22 He's onto us. Flee gerbils (small feet scattering on the ground)
Best place to look is west palm beach backpage transsexual, every body knows this
Ethiopian Pride alabama lucy is sweet too
Finally a new vid! Lazy f**k! 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the laughs Dom! 💪
Do a "How To Behave On a First Date" tips for a gym rat
Your description of Happn was point on