If 2 chics showed up at my home like they did in this movie I would be suspicious. I would think it was a set up, a honey trap or planned home invasion.
Yeah I would even be scared to stop for a girl that appears to be distressed on the street. I’d keep driving and call the cops, too much of a chance it’s a set up
Literally turned to my Fiance and asked if we were watching a horror film or porn. The whole thing was disturbing and seemed to be the imaginings of an incel.
This was not a comedy! I was NOT laughing at all through out this movie. It was just next levels of retarded. This movie is like a fever dream, so much retarded shit happens with the worst possible outcomes that it just screams "this is all a bad dream". I was hoping that was the ending cause it would've just been a big relief if he just fell asleep while doing his architect work and just breathed a big sigh of relief. It still would've been a shit movie but at least it would be a satisfying ending.
Fun fact: Ana de Armas had a take she wasn’t satisfied with and muttered, “whatever we’re not saving lives or anything.” Keanu got serious and pulled her aside and said, “never say that. What we do does save lives and brings pleasure to so many people.” THIS WAS WHILE FILMING THIS MOVIE😂
I believe it dose save people movies do a lot and I also think she never forget that advice an thats why she's in better movies now like nifes out and blade runner
@Gir Doodie "isn’t knives out just a complete rip off of clue" Just because it's a rip-off, doesn't mean that it's not a better movie than Knock Knock. :P
As a woman I agree with you that the “moral” of the message was completely dumb and self righteous. It’d be one thing if the girls had some sort of service where men actively sought THEM out. But no, they aggressively seek him out to the point where the women in the audience are like.... “well no shit he cheated.” And again they’re insane and actively persuade men to cheat on their wives instead of just weaving out the bad apples. The whole message is wasted and ridiculous.
@@maybewise I don’t know if I believe that considering how much the film tries to drive it into your head that these women are on some “morality” mission. Although I agree with you it definitely just comes off as these women are crazy.
@@bannokelly18 That's the character's motivation. It's not supposed to make them right or justified. I'm sure Eli doesn't think that if women push up on you and torture you, it's your fault. If he wanted to make their actions justified then he would have made them the victims of an assault or something. But he didn't. So you obviously weren't supposed to think that they were justified in their actions, as they literally tortured an innocent guy for no reason.
They weighed MAX a buck ten each. He easily could’ve thrown them hows off him. But once they hit him with that sloppy toppy gawk gawk 3000 he changed his mind.
@Mellysomething Sexual assault could result in freezing in the moment, just because you outweigh someone doesn't mean your body will instantly do that. Stop pushing the narrative that if they don't physically fight back then that means yes.
@mellysomething6296 Yeah after that, it's an assault and abuse charge. That's how easy it is for women. They could of punched each other in the face a few times and both come up with the same fucking story. It's a lose lose for a male in that situation. Even helping a woman nowadays has lead to that. But you wouldn't know that because you're not a man.
I paused the movie to try and figure out why the fuck he just had Kleenex ready at his front door?! Who?! Literally never in my life have I seen someone place tissue by their front door. Never.
There's an alternate ending you can find on youtube where Keanu's character has his revenge by tracking the girls at another victim's house via Monkey's GPS tracker on his collar, where he knocks on the door and the girls ask 'Who's there' and it fades to black.
If it was a young 25 year old Korey then he would probably let 2 random hot women in his house. But if it were to be older married Korey he would not let 2 random hot women come in or he would get in trouble with his wife.
they clearly aren't getting away with what they did or at least getting reeves framed because 1. they left fingerprints everywhere 2. they left keanu reeves alive so he can talk 3. they wrote "bel was here" on the wall so if they were trying to frame him, that's an L for them 4. they put a video of them on facebook xd 5. why would the guy destroy his own house
Rule of double negatives: You cheated with 2 women at the same time so it cancels itself out, making the hypothetical threesome one of the most faithful acts of your relationship 🤓
Bruh I just finished the movie I don’t know what bro was thinking 🤦🏽♂️ Life don’t work that way, 2 bad bitches don’t knock on your door randomly unless they up to no good.
The line that got me in that movie was in the beginning when his kid brings him pancakes and he goes “WOAH! Chocolate! My favorite!” Like he’s channeling his inner Ted Hahahaha
Martin said it perfectly.... “ This is offensive.” Thank you DT! I hated the stupidity of this film and searched TH-cam for reviews. Only found small channels praising it. Thank you for a satisfying review! I still love Keanu though. He’s Jack Traven to me.
This ENTIRE movie could have simply end if he had simply called his wife and been like "Hey, just letting you know two ladies stuck in the storm stopped by, I'm gonna let them clean up then they'll leave". Even if they weren't crazy, someone knows, they could have framed him for murder and you've been upfront with his wife...
There's actually an alternate ending to this bullshit.. The two girls steal his dog (big mistake) but the dog has a tracker on his collar. So he tracks them both down to a house where they're doing the same thing to another guy. He knocks on the door and the movie ends
This movie should’ve been a comedy. It’s not intelligent or well made enough to be scary or thrilling, and the utter stupidity of them just bothering him and then torturing him just feels ridiculous
@@DG-420 Eli Roth financed Hostel himself with the profits from Cabin Fever. This made him independently wealthy on a ridiculous level. Then he got the studio to finance the _$20 million sequel._ Ever since then, he’s been tooling around South America, producing tiny movies (and a few larger ones) and just kinda doing whatever he wants to do. He’s only recently returned to playing the hollywood game with Death Wish and The House with Clocks in the Walls.
Saw this five years ago; can’t lie the fact that it wasn’t “mainstream” or popular is what made me enjoy how strange, stupid & weird it was 💯. Also it is was CRAZY how much bigger ‘Ana De Armas’ got after this; she’s really famous now 🔥
I just saw this movie on hulu the other night. Was seriously one of the worst movies I ever forced myself to finish. I was so disappointed in John Wick for making this disaster.
If someone wrote, produced with two famous actors, and released a movie like this, I also am able to become a writer and director. That's what I got from this movie.
As I was watching this movie, I literally said to myself, please let me find a review on this HORRIBLE movie that would agree with me!..and I found the perfect 1, I'm crying🤣🤣🤣
I can think of one movie where his acting is actually pretty good. Devil's Advocate. He has a terrible southern accent, but he is giving his all while chewing the scenery with Al Pacino. Honestly one of the best movies I've seen.
This is probably one of the most frustrating movies I’ve ever seen, and I didn’t think there would be any good to come out of watching that movie. But if I didn’t watch it, I wouldn’t have found you guys. Highly entertaining lol
Well the movie as a alternate ending with Keanu going after the 2 women about to ambush them as they are already on the process of torturing another guy, ready to get his revenge while the girls are now having a "oh crap!" moment, so works as a prequel for me.
Martin and Korey comment in the beginning about how bad this film is, but you can't stop watching it. The reason for this is simple. It caters to a fantasy that nearly all men have - being propositioned for sex by two supermodel level women, without even doing any work to earn that opportunity. This movie was terrible on nearly every level. The only reason to watch it is for the two gorgeous women in it. I am amazed that one of them - Ana De Armas - actually has a thriving career given that this was sort of her American debut. I guess because the film was not widely known, it did not tarnish her budding career in America. I am glad, because on top of being stunningly beautiful, Ms. Armas is a pretty good actress. To reiterate, the best way to approach this film is to watch it as soft core porn. To go into the film with higher expectations than that is to invite disappointment.
@@mmilliganjr I am not sure if you watched Penny Dreadful: City of Angels. She is featured in it. Unfortunately, Lorenza Izzo was under utilized in that show, and since Knock Knock, she hasn't garnered the level of success that Ana De Armas has received. Its sad.
I watched this when I was 18 (and had just lost my virginity the year before) so this film REALLY hit me hard with the whole fantasy porno element 😭😂 those of you that were in your 20’s or older when you watched this we’re lucky; I was stressing out thinking, “if this happened to me in real life how would I say no?!?” 😭🤣😂😂🤣
*The man lived in a nice west coast Mansion. Two hot chicks showing up, and you don’t think it’s a red flag??? Give me a break. This is far from Horror. Lol
This is not only Keanu’s most whack movie but his acting in it is ABYSMAL. Part of me thinks it was on purpose tho. Shit was like almost worse than actual porn acting 😂
I’d say this was shit delivery of shit dialogue. Keanu is a fun meme of an action star at times, but he is a legitimately terrible dramatic actor. The young girls delivered their lines better than he does in this movie.
@@actionjacksonthe2nd668I love Keanu as much as the next guy, but he's clearly a tone deaf actor. His line delivery is always wooden.and d he has a very narrow emotional range. He is a fantastic action star though.
@@collinsmcrae oh yeah I know keaunu is a terrible actor lol. I'm just saying I think ana was almost as bad in this movie. The other girl was solid. Ana has improved though and is a better actor than reeves these days
I came to youtube to find some reviews on this movie to see if other people thought it was garbage (especially the ending). Then I saw this 30 minute video and thought I'd just read some comments but these guys are too captivating to click away. Glad I found you guys!
I wish y'all would have talked about the size of the females and that he got free and still couldn't beat them and then get re tied up after passing out from a fork stabbing. And I don't know a neighborhood that every person in the neighborhood leave for vacation. And it's kind of wild that his wife didn't call him after a while
Yeah, he left a voicemail for his wife saying to call the cops while he was buried and they let him speak to the phone, and she didn't get that or call the cops??
@@johnpittinger2406 some what makes you think if his wife is cheating. And I don't understand why after he got loose from the bed he didn't tie up that one girl and get a weapon for the other. Especially when he got loose the second time he should have had a plan together
Honestly, 2020 is the best year to get out duds that have been sitting on the backburner for years. No one is going to the theaters so people will be snatching up anything regardless, just to have something new to consume.
From the moment I first saw this movie, I've always said, in an alternative realm.. this would've been a Short-film. If the girls had accidently chose a serial killer's house. 🤣 Guy comes out, all smiles and politeness.. girls go in, don't come out. 🤣
You know this is a remake of a movie called " Death Game" from 1977. It starred Seymour Cassel, Sondra Locke, and Colleen Camp. There's nothing original about it.
Green Inferno is essentially a remake too, intentionally an homage to a genre of 1970s international cannibal films. Eli Roth loves to do homages to the exploitation era.
If you have ever watched the old cartoons of "Barney The Bear", this movie sounds like something that could have happened (comedy like) to this cartoon character.
Most definitely! I didnt really watch The Famous Jett Jackson growing up but I remember being so enchanted by him, & he seemed so sweet & gentle, I definitely cried a little when I found out what happened 😥 Such a tragedy for sure, he definitely could have gone places!
They should make a sequel about Keanu Reeves' character get revenge on the girls who torture him, he torture them back with the help of friends of his.
Okay so this has probably been mentioned already but "The Green Inferno" is basically his homage to "Cannibal Holocaust" a movie from 1980 where animals were harmed during the filming and the Director was brought up on charges of murder until the actors appeared in court to prove they were alive. Plus the college students provoke the Natives which causes them to fight back. The original also has a deeper meaning dealing with corporate America and how they manipulate the media, if anyone has the stomach I would suggest checking them out in a double feature... I mean it's not like watching (A Serbian Film) if you know ...you know.
Interesting movie, although the two girls get away at the end, which was really annoying. They literally forced themselves upon Evan, and then blame HIM for having sex with them. It looked like they lived in a mansion, so i was surprised there were no cameras.
I remember this so clearly because i was still living in an apartment back then with my friends all 6 boys and we just all want a piece of anna de armas
You can’t give Eli Roth all the credit for this one. It’s a remake of an old European film that pretty much is the same movie from the 70’s. It’s been available on TH-cam for some time.
This was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.. and watching this with my mother in law and guy just made it much more uncomfortable. This movie had a horrible plot, horrible acting, and seriously felt like a pornhub train wreck. It made me almost completely dislike Keanu Reeves. 😬
If 2 chics showed up at my home like they did in this movie I would be suspicious. I would think it was a set up, a honey trap or planned home invasion.
Yeah I would even be scared to stop for a girl that appears to be distressed on the street. I’d keep driving and call the cops, too much of a chance it’s a set up
@@Vtr-fw5md holy based
Duhhh 😂
I saw this on Amazon. I thought oh this is a horror, then it turned into a porno, then back into horror, then drama, then a comedy.
Lol exactly
I don’t get why people even jokingly say it’s a comedy whatsoever... it was weird and unrealistic. Definitely not funny or scary in the least.
Literally turned to my Fiance and asked if we were watching a horror film or porn. The whole thing was disturbing and seemed to be the imaginings of an incel.
@@DOC_951 It becomes a comedy when you actually begin to dissect the movie and realize how fucking stupid it is.
This was not a comedy! I was NOT laughing at all through out this movie. It was just next levels of retarded. This movie is like a fever dream, so much retarded shit happens with the worst possible outcomes that it just screams "this is all a bad dream". I was hoping that was the ending cause it would've just been a big relief if he just fell asleep while doing his architect work and just breathed a big sigh of relief. It still would've been a shit movie but at least it would be a satisfying ending.
Fun fact: Ana de Armas had a take she wasn’t satisfied with and muttered, “whatever we’re not saving lives or anything.” Keanu got serious and pulled her aside and said, “never say that. What we do does save lives and brings pleasure to so many people.” THIS WAS WHILE FILMING THIS MOVIE😂
lmao that is too funny
I mean I'm laughing so he's not entirely wrong 😂
I believe it dose save people movies do a lot and I also think she never forget that advice an thats why she's in better movies now like nifes out and blade runner
Your joking, right?!
@Gir Doodie "isn’t knives out just a complete rip off of clue"
Just because it's a rip-off, doesn't mean that it's not a better movie than Knock Knock. :P
"Life just don't deliver 2 hos to you."
_I’ve got to impart this knowledge to my son._
Sadly, is true
Literally
It's happened to me before
@@alex64gaming That wasn't life, that's your wallet.
As a woman I agree with you that the “moral” of the message was completely dumb and self righteous.
It’d be one thing if the girls had some sort of service where men actively sought THEM out. But no, they aggressively seek him out to the point where the women in the audience are like.... “well no shit he cheated.” And again they’re insane and actively persuade men to cheat on their wives instead of just weaving out the bad apples. The whole message is wasted and ridiculous.
FREE PIZZA
That wasn't the moral of the story. The girls were SUPPOSED to look completely crazy, while the guy looked like a victim.
The women could have easily been kidnapped by pulling that stunt on the wrong person especially in movie world.
@@maybewise I don’t know if I believe that considering how much the film tries to drive it into your head that these women are on some “morality” mission. Although I agree with you it definitely just comes off as these women are crazy.
@@bannokelly18 That's the character's motivation. It's not supposed to make them right or justified. I'm sure Eli doesn't think that if women push up on you and torture you, it's your fault. If he wanted to make their actions justified then he would have made them the victims of an assault or something. But he didn't. So you obviously weren't supposed to think that they were justified in their actions, as they literally tortured an innocent guy for no reason.
The ending was dumb. He could get his hand free to try to delete the fav post but not to fight for his life? Dumb af
Got his hands free while submerged in dirt at that smdh
He literally had the whole movie to get away from them
Should have knocked them out and drove them somewhere and dumped them.
He forgot to use Siri
@@Gunngirl yes get Louis and drop them off in Oakland lol
This review is more entertaining than the movie
😂😂😂
Yes indeed🤣
This is the case with most DT reviews!
Times 10!
Right!?
The two girls literally made him cheat. Evan tried multiple times to move away or get them to leave and stated he was married with kids whom he loves.
They weighed MAX a buck ten each. He easily could’ve thrown them hows off him.
But once they hit him with that sloppy toppy gawk gawk 3000 he changed his mind.
@Mellysomething Sexual assault could result in freezing in the moment, just because you outweigh someone doesn't mean your body will instantly do that. Stop pushing the narrative that if they don't physically fight back then that means yes.
@@darciethedeer2628no means no unless you're a man
@mellysomething6296 Yeah after that, it's an assault and abuse charge. That's how easy it is for women. They could of punched each other in the face a few times and both come up with the same fucking story. It's a lose lose for a male in that situation. Even helping a woman nowadays has lead to that. But you wouldn't know that because you're not a man.
@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 He takes them to the bed after that scene.
Knew this movie was gone be trash when he had Kleenex waiting by the front door lmaooooo
I paused the movie to try and figure out why the fuck he just had Kleenex ready at his front door?! Who?! Literally never in my life have I seen someone place tissue by their front door. Never.
@@meganwoehl5277 what’s so bad about that?
@@meganwoehl5277 You don’t have Kleenex at your door bro? Coat rack, umbrellas, keys, and kleenex.
Martin's cackle in the beginning is just great.
That’s when you now it’s gonna be a great review lol
His greatest 1 was during the dinosaur cop movie with whoopi goldberg when the lil puppet showered up 🤣🤣🤣
@@THEWRESTLERSWRESTLER the Rex 😂😂😂😂😂
There's an alternate ending you can find on youtube where Keanu's character has his revenge by tracking the girls at another victim's house via Monkey's GPS tracker on his collar, where he knocks on the door and the girls ask 'Who's there' and it fades to black.
People are still wishing that ending stayed.
And that my friends , is how he became John Wick !
Does he need revenge though... all they did was ruin his life in every imaginable way, but they didn’t kill him 😉
Wpiodbe been good to see that part
Where is the video, I can’t find it
I only watched this movie for Ana De Armas.
"Should we label this movie as a horror?"
"Shhhhhhhure"
This movie makes me sick when I watch it, it's like that feeling where you feel an extreme form of sick anger and fear
Deadass it’s basically just “misery porn” with no catharsis or satisfying revenge to justify all the terrible shit happening to this poor idiot
Yeah lol
When Neo took the blue pill. 😂
This needs more likes 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lmfao
I lost it when Keanu was on the turntables trying to look cool.😂🤣😂
Imagine this movie but replace keanu with korey.
If it was a young 25 year old Korey then he would probably let 2 random hot women in his house. But if it were to be older married Korey he would not let 2 random hot women come in or he would get in trouble with his wife.
I can tell you this, John Wick he is not in this movie. If you're a decent person, this is just going to piss you off. There is no moral to the story.
they clearly aren't getting away with what they did or at least getting reeves framed because
1. they left fingerprints everywhere
2. they left keanu reeves alive so he can talk
3. they wrote "bel was here" on the wall so if they were trying to frame him, that's an L for them
4. they put a video of them on facebook xd
5. why would the guy destroy his own house
I just watched this movie last night and I’m glad that I read this comment lolll
Horrible Writing😂
Him liking the video was good writing made me laugh
6. A gunshot residue test will show that Evan didn't shoot the gun.
How do we know Bel was her real name?
As an Evan myself, this is insulting to all Evan’s out there. HAHAHAHAHA 😂😂
Did you get your Coryxkenshin merch?
I hope butterfly effect redeemed you
Aye man my mans just wanted “FREE PIZZA”
"Were you listening to me, Neo, or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?"
I'd never cheat on my wife with another woman, but two women? There must be a loophole there.
Only with men?
@Harper Swan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s a good one
“They overpowered me!”
Rule of double negatives: You cheated with 2 women at the same time so it cancels itself out, making the hypothetical threesome one of the most faithful acts of your relationship 🤓
Thought so. The majority of men whom protest too much... are just lying.
"DJ Whoa"
Good one.
Bruh I just finished the movie I don’t know what bro was thinking 🤦🏽♂️ Life don’t work that way, 2 bad bitches don’t knock on your door randomly unless they up to no good.
100%.
Keanu Reeve’s Evan character: “what was I supposed to do?”
Me: “Not fuck them”🤷
"It's directed by Eli Roth."
OOH FACED
The line that got me in that movie was in the beginning when his kid brings him pancakes and he goes “WOAH! Chocolate! My favorite!” Like he’s channeling his inner Ted Hahahaha
Martin said it perfectly.... “ This is offensive.” Thank you DT! I hated the stupidity of this film and searched TH-cam for reviews. Only found small channels praising it. Thank you for a satisfying review! I still love Keanu though. He’s Jack Traven to me.
Korey & Martin preach gold! Been watching these guys for years 😉👍
Who?
This ENTIRE movie could have simply end if he had simply called his wife and been like "Hey, just letting you know two ladies stuck in the storm stopped by, I'm gonna let them clean up then they'll leave". Even if they weren't crazy, someone knows, they could have framed him for murder and you've been upfront with his wife...
It sounds like someone saw “hard candy” and said I can do it better get me Keanu
Hard Candy is WAAAY more complex and hardcore.
I was thinking about Hard Candy, too
Hard candy compared to Knock Knock is like comparing
Spec Ops: The Line and
The Last Of Us 2.
@@dominiqueodom3099 Well, guess I gotta see Hard Candy.
Only difference between this and hard candy is that the guy in hard candy Kinda deserves what he it
There's actually an alternate ending to this bullshit.. The two girls steal his dog (big mistake) but the dog has a tracker on his collar. So he tracks them both down to a house where they're doing the same thing to another guy. He knocks on the door and the movie ends
I've never seen these guys before, but this is one of the best movie reviews I've ever heard! These dudes are funny as shit!😁
Wait there's a difference between a 28 year old and a 32 year old? I don't think I would be able to tell apart two people with a 4 year age gap.
That's the point they were making. Saying that would have been a more believable compliment.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery
I'll miss him 😥
The fuck? What’s the joke????
This movie should’ve been a comedy. It’s not intelligent or well made enough to be scary or thrilling, and the utter stupidity of them just bothering him and then torturing him just feels ridiculous
Maybe that’s where the humor comes from...
Keanu does live. Gets out of that hole and becomes john wick. Psychos took his dog. Killed his friend, ruined his marriage. JOHN WICK ALTERED.
Baba yaga! (The Boogeyman)
This movie was released the same year with The Green Inferno by the same director Eli Roth.
That one was delayed for about 2 years
Eli burned out after Hostel 2
I actually really liked that movie
@@DG-420 Eli Roth financed Hostel himself with the profits from Cabin Fever. This made him independently wealthy on a ridiculous level. Then he got the studio to finance the _$20 million sequel._ Ever since then, he’s been tooling around South America, producing tiny movies (and a few larger ones) and just kinda doing whatever he wants to do. He’s only recently returned to playing the hollywood game with Death Wish and The House with Clocks in the Walls.
Saw this five years ago; can’t lie the fact that it wasn’t “mainstream” or popular is what made me enjoy how strange, stupid & weird it was 💯. Also it is was CRAZY how much bigger ‘Ana De Armas’ got after this; she’s really famous now 🔥
Same lol 😂
I just saw this movie on hulu the other night. Was seriously one of the worst movies I ever forced myself to finish. I was so disappointed in John Wick for making this disaster.
“Life doesn’t just deliver two hoes to you like it’s Uber eats” 😂😂😂😂
Don't forget the alternate ending where he finds them
If someone wrote, produced with two famous actors, and released a movie like this, I also am able to become a writer and director. That's what I got from this movie.
You can do it, you can do anything. with that being said, this movie wasn't horrible, it could have been a short film.
He could have easily gotten out of that situation by referring them to DTMerch.com
Lol
Well played.
This movie was Hilarious 😂
As I was watching this movie, I literally said to myself, please let me find a review on this HORRIBLE movie that would agree with me!..and I found the perfect 1, I'm crying🤣🤣🤣
I can think of one movie where his acting is actually pretty good. Devil's Advocate. He has a terrible southern accent, but he is giving his all while chewing the scenery with Al Pacino. Honestly one of the best movies I've seen.
Oh yeah I really like that one.. His worst accent was the British one in dracula 🤦♂
This is probably one of the most frustrating movies I’ve ever seen, and I didn’t think there would be any good to come out of watching that movie. But if I didn’t watch it, I wouldn’t have found you guys. Highly entertaining lol
Well the movie as a alternate ending with Keanu going after the 2 women about to ambush them as they are already on the process of torturing another guy, ready to get his revenge while the girls are now having a "oh crap!" moment, so works as a prequel for me.
Does it really?
@@famousthaneus9810 yup its on TH-cam under "knock knock alternative ending 2015"
Sweet!
It’s still dumb... revenge for what? They didn’t kill him or his family. Just destroyed his entire life 😂
@@DOC_951 they literally ruined his life, who wouldn't want revenge?
I watched this a couple days ago. I haven't been so stressed out since Uncut Gems.
Check out a movie called hard candy ellen page is dope in it its a good thriller .
Except Uncut Gems was good.
@@jbark678 right! Lol
Right Uncut Gems was good tho
Adam sandler was robbed he should have gotten a oscar for uncut gems and spanglish.
Martin and Korey comment in the beginning about how bad this film is, but you can't stop watching it. The reason for this is simple. It caters to a fantasy that nearly all men have - being propositioned for sex by two supermodel level women, without even doing any work to earn that opportunity. This movie was terrible on nearly every level. The only reason to watch it is for the two gorgeous women in it. I am amazed that one of them - Ana De Armas - actually has a thriving career given that this was sort of her American debut. I guess because the film was not widely known, it did not tarnish her budding career in America. I am glad, because on top of being stunningly beautiful, Ms. Armas is a pretty good actress. To reiterate, the best way to approach this film is to watch it as soft core porn. To go into the film with higher expectations than that is to invite disappointment.
Lorenza Izzo it an amazing actress! I really hope she gets her big break!
@@mmilliganjr I am not sure if you watched Penny Dreadful: City of Angels. She is featured in it. Unfortunately, Lorenza Izzo was under utilized in that show, and since Knock Knock, she hasn't garnered the level of success that Ana De Armas has received. Its sad.
I watched this when I was 18 (and had just lost my virginity the year before) so this film REALLY hit me hard with the whole fantasy porno element 😭😂 those of you that were in your 20’s or older when you watched this we’re lucky; I was stressing out thinking, “if this happened to me in real life how would I say no?!?” 😭🤣😂😂🤣
@@quatelquandor4803 Facts. I was 15 when I first saw this movie😂😂😂
Or maybe they kept watching it for the same reasons they watch any bad movie.
*The man lived in a nice west coast Mansion. Two hot chicks showing up, and you don’t think it’s a red flag??? Give me a break. This is far from Horror. Lol
This is not only Keanu’s most whack movie but his acting in it is ABYSMAL. Part of me thinks it was on purpose tho. Shit was like almost worse than actual porn acting 😂
That "Free Pizza" part was written by Sylvester Stallon's rocky writer. lost in translation context
😂😂😂😂 it's the best monologue ever
Keanu’s delivery in this brings back Johnny Mnemonic vibes, his good delivery of shit dialogue is always a treasure.
I’d say this was shit delivery of shit dialogue. Keanu is a fun meme of an action star at times, but he is a legitimately terrible dramatic actor. The young girls delivered their lines better than he does in this movie.
@@collinsmcrae I think ana was just as bad with her thick ass accent lol.
@@actionjacksonthe2nd668I love Keanu as much as the next guy, but he's clearly a tone deaf actor. His line delivery is always wooden.and d he has a very narrow emotional range. He is a fantastic action star though.
@@collinsmcrae oh yeah I know keaunu is a terrible actor lol. I'm just saying I think ana was almost as bad in this movie. The other girl was solid. Ana has improved though and is a better actor than reeves these days
@@actionjacksonthe2nd668 Actually, I don't recall much about the film at this point lol. Everyone was pretty bad in it, I was just being sarcastic.
The ending made me so angry, the girls got away with it, espcially from a man slaughter!! The moral is so stupid.
I LOL'd at the Uber and Doordash part.
I don't condone violence against women but boy that movie would've ended quickly if he knocked out one of them
💯 🤣 knocked out clean
it's like they used Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Keanu Reeves. I kept waiting for the "DUDE, DUDE, DUDE, BRO, AWESOME"
Lmao he liked his own post 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I came to youtube to find some reviews on this movie to see if other people thought it was garbage (especially the ending). Then I saw this 30 minute video and thought I'd just read some comments but these guys are too captivating to click away. Glad I found you guys!
They need to do this for a bad movie roast. I need to hear Billy laughing his ass off to this shit. 🤣
Y'all should talk about Buried (2010). Ryan Reynolds's most WTF film.
Im so claustrophobic that movie almost killed me
The movie had me holding my breath on numerous occasions throughout 😓
They already did: th-cam.com/video/b1hs9mBSOaA/w-d-xo.html
Great movie but it’s very tough to watch
Ending was amazing
16:28 doing the dinosaur pose ahahahaha😂🤣😂
Another flaw is that he dialed 911..... just because it got hung up they would still track the call and come to your house ;-;
So happy ya did this review, just literally watched it 2 nights ago 😎
Who cares?
When you showed the scene of him opening the doors to the girls I thought it was the threequel to The Human Centipede movies. Lol
Ha ha that’d be a movie mashup I’d love to see! Those crazy b*tches showing up on that crazya** German doctors doorstep! 🤣🤣🤣
I need the Knock Knock girls to meet the Human Centipede doctor. Now that would be fun.
You're sick. Whoever made that movie is sick.
Keanu is a bit like Stallone, we love his films but don’t expect much from his acting.
You high, Stallone is a great actor
Stallone can act
Saw this one last year. Glad one of my mainstream movie reviewers are finally getting to it.
Ana De Armes 😍😍😍😍😍😍
We don't even answer doors lol either of us😂😂😂
It's a remake of Death Game. The main actress from that movie is even in it.
I bet death game is better. Better ending for sure.
I would love to see them review this movie again for a Roast and toast
I wish y'all would have talked about the size of the females and that he got free and still couldn't beat them and then get re tied up after passing out from a fork stabbing. And I don't know a neighborhood that every person in the neighborhood leave for vacation. And it's kind of wild that his wife didn't call him after a while
Yeah, he left a voicemail for his wife saying to call the cops while he was buried and they let him speak to the phone, and she didn't get that or call the cops??
@@johnpittinger2406 some what makes you think if his wife is cheating. And I don't understand why after he got loose from the bed he didn't tie up that one girl and get a weapon for the other. Especially when he got loose the second time he should have had a plan together
Just watched it last night. And it was worth it now just to listen to you two tear it apart. 😂😂😂
Honestly, 2020 is the best year to get out duds that have been sitting on the backburner for years. No one is going to the theaters so people will be snatching up anything regardless, just to have something new to consume.
This movie reminded me of one of nic cages “classic” roles 🤣
From the moment I first saw this movie, I've always said, in an alternative realm.. this would've been a Short-film. If the girls had accidently chose a serial killer's house. 🤣 Guy comes out, all smiles and politeness.. girls go in, don't come out. 🤣
The gremlins reference 😂👏
The only reason why I kept watching is because I wanted to see Keanu defeat them....
*that moment never came*
You know this is a remake of a movie called " Death Game" from 1977. It starred Seymour Cassel, Sondra Locke, and Colleen Camp. There's nothing original about it.
Green Inferno is essentially a remake too, intentionally an homage to a genre of 1970s international cannibal films. Eli Roth loves to do homages to the exploitation era.
Sounds like this movie should’ve ended Irised out to the Looney Tunes music.
If you have ever watched the old cartoons of "Barney The Bear", this movie sounds like something that could have happened (comedy like) to this cartoon character.
Let's not forget the fact that those girls had unprotected sex and most likely ended up pregnant with keanu's character's sons
Can’t wait for them to do The Famous Jet Jackson movie.
There was a movie? I watched the TV show but didn’t know about the movie
yes they should totally do that!!
Awwww RIP Lee Thompson Young 😥
@@mollymollylolli it was a tragedy. Imagine where he would be today! He was a good actor and handsome too!
Most definitely! I didnt really watch The Famous Jett Jackson growing up but I remember being so enchanted by him, & he seemed so sweet & gentle, I definitely cried a little when I found out what happened 😥 Such a tragedy for sure, he definitely could have gone places!
I kept fast forwarding through the whole thing 😂.
SaMe I just finished it today
They should make a sequel about Keanu Reeves' character get revenge on the girls who torture him, he torture them back with the help of friends of his.
Look up alternate ending
Not sure if this was mentioned. Sorry if this is a repost. But "Knock Knock (2015)" is a remake of "Death Game (1977)."
If the phrase “how the turn tables” was a movie
Okay so this has probably been mentioned already but "The Green Inferno" is basically his homage to "Cannibal Holocaust" a movie from 1980 where animals were harmed during the filming and the Director was brought up on charges of murder until the actors appeared in court to prove they were alive. Plus the college students provoke the Natives which causes them to fight back. The original also has a deeper meaning dealing with corporate America and how they manipulate the media, if anyone has the stomach I would suggest checking them out in a double feature... I mean it's not like watching (A Serbian Film) if you know ...you know.
silly but entertaining as fuck. the end where he liked his facebook post 😂😂
I was shaking with anger at the end of this movie
Interesting movie, although the two girls get away at the end, which was really annoying. They literally forced themselves upon Evan, and then blame HIM for having sex with them. It looked like they lived in a mansion, so i was surprised there were no cameras.
Best review for a film I've ever seen
I remember this so clearly because i was still living in an apartment back then with my friends all 6 boys and we just all want a piece of anna de armas
Green inferno is a remake of Cannibal Holocaust. The original is worst with torture and killing of real animals.
You can’t give Eli Roth all the credit for this one. It’s a remake of an old European film that pretty much is the same movie from the 70’s. It’s been available on TH-cam for some time.
@Just Dancing Machine same movie basically. Just from the 70’s
@Just Dancing Machine the movie is called death game from 1977
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IT WAS FREE PIZZA!!!!!
A sugar free sponge cake 😂😂🤟🏾
This was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.. and watching this with my mother in law and guy just made it much more uncomfortable. This movie had a horrible plot, horrible acting, and seriously felt like a pornhub train wreck. It made me almost completely dislike Keanu Reeves. 😬