I remember my Roommates rented this in college. They were completely fooled by it, because the DVD case didn't say anything about the gay cruise and the DVD menu screens were all topless girls sunbathing. The marketers of this obviously did not have a lot of faith in the premise.
Absolute gold combo with these three. Corey breaks down the movie with energy and really drives the humour forwards. Martin is so dry with his wit and has his scenario act out moments that are timed perfectly. And Billy is pure joy
Some movies are cringe when you look back at it, this movie was cringe when it came out. It’s like the director watched a few minutes of a competent screwball comedy and just thought he mastered the genre based off that initial research
Jeez, what's he doing now? He's was the Oscar-bait centric actor at the time. And the last film I seen of him was this aliens/moral event horizon/first resident evil film, that was just cheesy and stupid. Cuba: "Well, fuck god." Thats a (paraphrased) line from near the end of that movie.
Sir Roger Moore’s (R.I.P.) performance in this movie seems to be a wish fulfillment for a gay James Bond. Hell, it’s not too late to make that a possibility!
The best part of this movie was when Roger Moore said in England we call them bangers and how smoking hot Roselyn Sanchez and Vivica Fox were in this !!
@@michaelstrong5383 whats sad is even after all these years both those movies never aged well at all an I think the guy that did gigli just said fuck it an stopped directing
true..lots of bad films are fun to watch..i have seen hundreds...films like norbit leprechaun in the hood and boat trip make me question reality itself..who thought it was ok to make these films for millions of dollars?...these have no excuse of being low budget or small studio..these are wide released expensive films with serious actors
I find it interesting that Jerry Maguire was Cuba's ultimate role that made him a household name, but then the movie where he plays a character named Jerry is the one that pretty much ended his career. The height of his career began and ended with the name Jerry... 🤔🤷🏾♂️😅
Wow the casting in this movie did not age well, Cuba and Horatio both got accused of sexual assault, wonder how much they bonded on set over all the women they assaulted
Boat Trip (2002) and Radio (2003) derailed Gooding’s prospects as a lead in theatrically released films. It’s really sad. Guy is definitely a talented actor. Him getting an Oscar wasn’t a fluke. But, his instincts for picking projects took him out. Maybe the future will have bigger things in store for him, besides DTV flicks.
So I looked up the director, it's some asshole named Mort Nathan. And apparently, this is his directorial debut. After this, he did two movies, Van Wilder 2: Rise of Taj and Bagboy. He hasn't done anything else since 2010 and that was on TV. Let's hope and pray he made the decision to never get behind a camera or a writing desk ever again.
That's if it's his real name.. A lot of times known directors that know it's a bad movie they use some kind of pen name to cover it up.. Now I got to research this person to see if he's even "real" 🧡🦇
This movie is so bad, I thought this was one of those parody movies.. I expect parody movies to have a insane tone to it but this was supposed to be a Romance Comedy not a Parody which it felt like..
I remember when Bounce TV would play this movie almost every afternoon. And yeah this movie came out at the time when Cuba Gooding Jr. was desperate to get another Jerry McGuire role. And he was sinking low low. 😂😂😂
Cuba has such a interesting career he’s played in some pretty good films but quickly went to these shitty films I think once he did snow dogs it went downhill from there
@@ralphwiggum1982 that’s true but I actually liked Snow Dogs. I know a guilty pleasure film. But once he started in Pearl Harbor and Boat Trip is when his film career started to sink quicker than the Titanic ship.
Not really shady. Hence it being on bad movie reviews. I get clutching your Pearl's over people not liking off colored humor as much, but boat trip does not need defending.
@@shadycnetwork when you you call sjw simply because they didn't like a terrible movie, you have officially entered pearl clutching territory. Also given the movies they've reviewed under the bad movie banner, you really shouldn't be suprised.
18:07 Martin nailed it. Horatio while terrible, was directed to be exactly how he was. The obnoxious side kick. Cuba was given the opportunity to make the character feel more real. The relatable sad sap. He just mugs the entire movie & fumbles everything
I remember loving this movie, I watched it for 3 days straight as a kid. Looking back on this movie, I can barely remember the majority of these scenes.
It is common in certain European cultures to exercise in the nude, but that's giving these script writers way too much credit. Especially if they have also them running in heels, which should only happen if a serial killer is behind you.
I'm surprised that the travel agents didn't tip you off? lol Sanz looks so deflated in this, I hated his character Roger Moore WAS the best thing in the movie.
I wish they would do a roast of this movie right here. I just watched it recently and it had good elements but Cuba was taking me out with his performance. I couldn’t stop laughing and my wife is looking at me like im some kinda asshole 🤣
"Two straight guys on a gay cruise? The jokes practically write themselves!" - early 2000s script writer
I bet they thought they were gonna be in the list top ten best films of 2003. Only on opposite day.
I remember when Chris Rock joked that after he saw this movie he was so concerned for Cuba Gooding Jr's well being he sent him a check for $80 lol
🤣
He should have done that for radio
Billy’s laugh is a godsend
*😂 You Got That Right!*
I am in a better mood just hearing his laugh, love it!
Billy is funnier than the other guy they have on. They are both cool but Billy adds more humility to the show
Definitely be cracking up hearing him laughing
@2005 Cool Year Be quiet.
I remember my Roommates rented this in college. They were completely fooled by it, because the DVD case didn't say anything about the gay cruise and the DVD menu screens were all topless girls sunbathing. The marketers of this obviously did not have a lot of faith in the premise.
Are you serious?
So it pulls a Kangaroo Jack then.
It used to come on HBO Or Cinemax all damn time and basically thats what looked like til actually sat down and watch it
I was fooled as a teen thinking I'd see tits EVENTUALLY since that chick had a see-through shirt the whole movie.
HA!!
That massage scene may have been played for "comedy" but today that's straight up a law and order SVU episode.
And with Horatio Sanz facing his own accusations of misbehavior on SNL, it could very well be the subject of a future episode.
Absolute gold combo with these three.
Corey breaks down the movie with energy and really drives the humour forwards.
Martin is so dry with his wit and has his scenario act out moments that are timed perfectly.
And Billy is pure joy
This review *NEEDED* Billy to be here.
Every review needs Billy he is the funnier third guy in my opinion
You gotta love Billy's laugh bc it brings light to the day.
@2005 Cool Year Cry more.
He went from Boyz n the Hood to THIS!!
Yeah. The 2000's were not a great decade for Cuba Gooding Jr, except for American Gangster.
@@michaelstrong5383 an his part was so small I honestly forgot he was in the film
@@ralphwiggum1982 So did I until I looked up his IMDB page. 😂
I know that
Thank god The People vs OJ Simpson gave him some form of a redemption.
Some movies are cringe when you look back at it, this movie was cringe when it came out. It’s like the director watched a few minutes of a competent screwball comedy and just thought he mastered the genre based off that initial research
I like Chris but when Billy is there & when he laughs it makes the show
I wish chris would leave. If only tony didn't screw up...
What ever happen to the other guys ??
I love billy and his laugh
@Chris Winn ohh so all of the old guys just moved on to different things ???
@@_moegreen5770 pretty much
Last time I was this early, Cuba Gooding Jr. still had a career.
oh dam!!
Jeez, what's he doing now? He's was the Oscar-bait centric actor at the time. And the last film I seen of him was this aliens/moral event horizon/first resident evil film, that was just cheesy and stupid. Cuba: "Well, fuck god." Thats a (paraphrased) line from near the end of that movie.
@@battlion507 pretty sure he got arrested not too long ago for some type of sex charge
@@tapset Yep. He got accused of rape and 30 more women came forward saying he groped them.
Sir Roger Moore’s (R.I.P.) performance in this movie seems to be a wish fulfillment for a gay James Bond.
Hell, it’s not too late to make that a possibility!
47:43 - "He doesn't find Inga, but he does find something else." And it's a different girl.
Me: "Shit. I thought it was gonna be Roger Moore."
Academy Award winner Cuba Gooding Jr.
🤣🤣🤣
The best part of this movie was when Roger Moore said in England we call them bangers and how smoking hot Roselyn Sanchez and Vivica Fox were in this !!
@2005 Cool Year lmfao
@2005 Cool Year Yeah, AOC sure was hilarious in BOAT TRIP.
@2005 Cool Year enough with the spam
Dang
Vivica looked so much better natural
Please stop using clips of *The Pest*
It physically hurts to watch. Please.....
Of the what?
The Pest is high art 😤
@@KhayJayArt I dont get it
@@KhayJayArt "high" art
@@KhayJayArt yeah. John Leguizamo was clearly high on meth when he wrote it
Ain't no way, and I mean, noooo way in hell this movie would be made today, and for a good reason cause it sucks lol.
Please do Malibu's Most Wanted and Anacondas:Hunt for the Blood Orchid. Awful movies I love.
Malibu's Most Wanted was God awful LoL 😆
Don´t be hatin.
I was thinking the same thing
But Malibu was funny to me......🤭🤫
I think they did anacondas
Boat Trip is another "comedy" that would never get remade today.
And wasn't there another "boat trip" type of film that was Adam Sandler's debut of a film career.
@@battlion507 Yup. "Going Overboard" was the title of that film.
@@battlion507 I think they made a direct to dvd sequel to boat trip that obviously didn’t go anywhere
@@ralphwiggum1982 And this film was nominated for Worst Actor and Worst Director at the Razzies. If Gigli never existed, it probably would have won.
@@michaelstrong5383 whats sad is even after all these years both those movies never aged well at all an I think the guy that did gigli just said fuck it an stopped directing
At this point I am surprised that Billy throat don’t hurt from all of that laughing he does in these bad movie reviews
His throat has been tempered from years of laughter. Its damn near indestructible.
It does hurt, he just ice it down afterwards 💀💀💀
This movie is a lot more fun to review than it is to watch.
true..lots of bad films are fun to watch..i have seen hundreds...films like norbit leprechaun in the hood and boat trip make me question reality itself..who thought it was ok to make these films for millions of dollars?...these have no excuse of being low budget or small studio..these are wide released expensive films with serious actors
I remember my dad renting this movie on VHS, roping me into watching and man was he bussing a gut. This movie was bad but soooo good 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
My dad liked it too.
@@missmoanypants 🤣🤣🤣 I’m guessing it’s a dads movie 🤣
@@thickbrownlegs1859 I was 14 when I saw it. I laughed my ass off
How this movie didn't have "National lampoons" in the title is the greatest mystery in the history of time.
Remember Radio when Cuba Gooding Jr played a Special Needs Person as a mascot for a High School Football team this just remind me of this.
That was an inspiration movie tho, you can't compare those 2
"I had plans for her too..."
Martin got me with that one Lmao!
That smile Roger Moore has while he dances behind Sanz 😜🙃
I remember when films like Die Hard and Speed were considered high concept films...but nope, we got Boat Trip.
Die Hard was an adaption of a book called 'Nothing Lasts Forever'.
5:05 - 5:10 Martin’s laugh kills me.
I need a Men in Black mind wipe
This is like "Soul Plane" for gay people
I thought that "I Know Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" was.
@@29AndreG What a shame there is more than one...sidenote I hope the crew can get to that soon for a bad movie review they need to tear it to shreds
@@29AndreG that movie isn't bad tho
Exactly
@@29AndreG Chuck and Larry is 1,000 better than this
The combination of Billy & Martin involved in these makes them gold
Korey with his film critic glasses 😂
Roselyn Sanchez was a stunner, haven't seen her in alot of stuff..Surprised she didnt make it bigger.
Honestly sometimes your choice of films can just ruin your career an truth be told she hasn’t really played in a lot of good films
@@ralphwiggum1982 rush hour 2 is the only competently made movie she starred in.
@@dubbcee1000 Game Plan?
I only remember her from Rush Hour 2
@@dubbcee1000 and even then Rush Hour 2 wasn't very kind to her lol she was all sex appeal
I find it interesting that Jerry Maguire was Cuba's ultimate role that made him a household name, but then the movie where he plays a character named Jerry is the one that pretty much ended his career. The height of his career began and ended with the name Jerry... 🤔🤷🏾♂️😅
I would rather get with Roselyn Sanchez than those Swedish chicks, that's just me.
Me too Bro, I said that when I watched the film back then and still today.
💯 Big FAX!
I'm a woman and still agree with you!
Same
Cuba's career went down hill fast. He did a string of bag movies. Shadowboxer, Norbit, Snow Dogs, Daddy Day Camp.
Seeing Horatio Sanz playing a fucking creep in this makes a lot more sense nowadays.
😂
Wow the casting in this movie did not age well, Cuba and Horatio both got accused of sexual assault, wonder how much they bonded on set over all the women they assaulted
Lin Shaye was in this?? Damn that girl is really in everything 😆😂😂.
She plays the coach for the swedish girls and she also wants to get with Cuba's Buddy. She actually shes up again at the end of the movie.
I'm am really greatful 'Billy' exists he is just the best!
*Grateful
The New Guy starts out with dancing but I think that movie’s pretty funny.
The ads are strong with this one.
21:11 Billy's face 😂
Lmao 🤣
I dont think I ever seen Korey wear glasses before....
“She’s a puppet right now.”
lol
Boat Trip (2002) and Radio (2003) derailed Gooding’s prospects as a lead in theatrically released films. It’s really sad. Guy is definitely a talented actor. Him getting an Oscar wasn’t a fluke. But, his instincts for picking projects took him out. Maybe the future will have bigger things in store for him, besides DTV flicks.
Only on Bad movie reviews two James bond actors will appear.
I really just watched for hot Roslyn Sanchez. My Goodness she was attractive as hell back in those days.
Hell she still bad to this day !
So I looked up the director, it's some asshole named Mort Nathan. And apparently, this is his directorial debut. After this, he did two movies, Van Wilder 2: Rise of Taj and Bagboy. He hasn't done anything else since 2010 and that was on TV. Let's hope and pray he made the decision to never get behind a camera or a writing desk ever again.
That's if it's his real name.. A lot of times known directors that know it's a bad movie they use some kind of pen name to cover it up.. Now I got to research this person to see if he's even "real"
🧡🦇
Bag boy was funny
This movie is so bad, I thought this was one of those parody movies.. I expect parody movies to have a insane tone to it but this was supposed to be a Romance Comedy not a Parody which it felt like..
I remember when Bounce TV would play this movie almost every afternoon. And yeah this movie came out at the time when Cuba Gooding Jr. was desperate to get another Jerry McGuire role. And he was sinking low low. 😂😂😂
Cuba has such a interesting career he’s played in some pretty good films but quickly went to these shitty films I think once he did snow dogs it went downhill from there
@@ralphwiggum1982 that’s true but I actually liked Snow Dogs. I know a guilty pleasure film. But once he started in Pearl Harbor and Boat Trip is when his film career started to sink quicker than the Titanic ship.
I hollered when Roger Moore started dancing w Horatio...cha cha cha cha cha 😂
The dancing bit just reminded me of Tom cruise dance scene when he’s getting dressed
Anybody remember Cuba's movie Snow Dogs?
I remember seeing it in theaters when it came out.
I got that on DVD because one of my parents mistook it for Iron Will. Not sure how someone makes a mistake like that.
Where we're supposed to laugh at a black man being attacked by dogs?
@@MrJanoo8
For real, you mean the actor?
@@jwm1444
That's not what that was about, not everything is tied to racism.
Sequel to radio without the sound!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😂😂
I have been using "high concept" incorrectly for so many years, and it took me "Boat Trip" to realize...
Damn. So now I know. If a comedy starts with the character dancing and or singing to himself. I know what's in store....
I remember wanting to see this, as a kid. Glad I didn't
I'm going to grab some tea and my favorite couch and just enjoy your review of the movie that taught me the term "reciprocate".
Put that massage parlor scene on the list of things that would very much not be found funny today.
That would imply it was found funny back then
@@TheSpecsShow yes sjw it was hysterical back then. I know 2021 equals no sense of humor. I've seen some recent comedies, very boring
Not really shady. Hence it being on bad movie reviews. I get clutching your Pearl's over people not liking off colored humor as much, but boat trip does not need defending.
@@fightingmedialounge519 relax I'm not clutching my pearls just surprised they didn't like the movie.
@@shadycnetwork when you you call sjw simply because they didn't like a terrible movie, you have officially entered pearl clutching territory. Also given the movies they've reviewed under the bad movie banner, you really shouldn't be suprised.
Nooo!!!! I just got that damn pest opening out of my head! Damn you korey!!
6:58 if "haven't done my taxes cause I'm too turnt up" was a person
Love these bad movie reviews! Keep 'em coming.
Billy really makes these reviews hilarious to watch
So "high concept" means coming up with a concept while high? Gotcha!
I’ve been hoping for this movie review!!!
Billy laugh I'm here 🤣🤣
I literally watch these to laugh with Billy bruh 🤣
18:07 Martin nailed it.
Horatio while terrible, was directed to be exactly how he was. The obnoxious side kick.
Cuba was given the opportunity to make the character feel more real. The relatable sad sap.
He just mugs the entire movie & fumbles everything
My grandmother loved this movie....but when I came out all the sudden it’s a big deal 🙄 😂
PLEASE REVIEW VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN!! PLEASE REVIEW VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN!!!!
DT should do a "rat race" movie review another funny cuba performance 🤣
Cuba Gooding Jr. completely squandered all that goodwill from that Oscar award with trashy roles like this
What did he win for?
@@athenajaxon2397 ,Jerry Maguire
@@lonnie_toons oh wow i didnt know he won for that
This movie was HOT trash! And no one would make this today.
If this was made today I don’t even think it would go straight to Amazon prime
Right cuz people can't take jokes anymore.
@@reggiewolfpac7711 A shit joke is never funny.
I wonder what the director was thinking while writing this script lol
15:14 Auto Laugh 💀
What the hell happened to Cuba Gooding Jr. after that Oscar?
Consistent and exceedingly bad film choices happened lol
That's the Oscar curse for ya
When is the channel finally gonna review Freddy Got Fingered???
Nostalgic Critic got that covered
@Brandon Brooks that was one episode, he's got tons
Cuba has made some good movies, but a lot of bad ones. You should do CB4.😂
I always thought of this as a paycheck movie for all of those involved in it.
5:32 we will never be free of this damn movie
I watched this film on TV a year ago and I thought i was the only one who saw this film.
No way this was released in theaters
I remember loving this movie,
I watched it for 3 days straight as a kid. Looking back on this movie, I can barely remember the majority of these scenes.
2 words... Roselyn Sánchez.
I remember renting Boat Trip from Blockbuster video in 2002, good times!
One of my favorite bad movies ever. A true dumpster fire you cant take your eyes off. 🤣 after this and snow dogs, cuba was DONE..
Oh yeah that one cooked him
Lol. Then he did the people vs OJ
I fucking loved the Roger Moore cameo
Please do SHOWGIRLS!! Please 🙏
That would good kennie DJ did a review of it Saturday just gone and it was really good!
My mom always asked why I never took Cuba gooding jr serious in any movie he was. Well, this was the first movie I ever saw with him 😂😂😂😂
between 2002-2003 he did boat trip snow dogs and radio..hard to take him serious after all that garbage...he is just a clown in all three films
It is common in certain European cultures to exercise in the nude, but that's giving these script writers way too much credit. Especially if they have also them running in heels, which should only happen if a serial killer is behind you.
I'm surprised that the travel agents didn't tip you off? lol
Sanz looks so deflated in this, I hated his character
Roger Moore WAS the best thing in the movie.
I wish they would do a roast of this movie right here. I just watched it recently and it had good elements but Cuba was taking me out with his performance. I couldn’t stop laughing and my wife is looking at me like im some kinda asshole 🤣
You did an Cuba Gooding Jr movie
Now do Daddy Day Camp
they did that during the spill days
Do a movie review on The Fighting Temptations with Cuba and Beyoncé
That movie was good. Cuba was good in that movie.
@@johnashley327 love that movie too. Just wanna hear them talk about it
One of my favs!
Why whhhhhyyyyy you gotta do me like that
15:58 32:28 40:04 41:41 42:55
18:45 🤣 🤣 🤣
You say what you want about this movie it may be bad and good in some ways but it’s still gonna be one of my favourite movies!