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I'm actually kind of disappointed in myself, considering that I actually should pick up some milk. I actually should've done it last night, and now I don't have any for breakfast. What a way to be called out.
3:14 that is the same quantity of the same same stuff in Visine. Only a pot smoker would know that. Hummm, now I know how ole Jerry comes up with his jokes.
He's right about the issue with waiting to see the doctor. One time my GI was 3hours late for a procedure and none of the nurses would pay any attention to me, so I figured i would draw some attention to myself be breaking the heart monitor I was hooked up to. "Where'd you find this piece of shit?!" Smash! jk. lol. They made me take my pants off too. lol.
@SilentPercival If you're going to take that meaning, then sure. But I think ModestDeity was using 'curse' in the same vein as 'swear', in which case my point still remains.
haha was just literally watching an episode of Seinfeld an hour ago from season 2 where he did the cold medicine bit about the "long lasting fast acting" at the beginning of the show lol weird
Seinfeld is can come up with some terrific comedy, the thing is he does re use a little bit too much some gags, he;s great at flowing with the public but he must always have his bits prepared, which is why i wonder how would a totally unprepared seinfeld show be
No swearing. No racism. No vulgarity... the KING of pure decent comedy Seinfeld :D
Sunny CHRiSTUDAS you sound like a little bitch
He's a genius in telling stories. Notice how he uses the mic stand as a prop.
Jerry is the only comedian who makes dry humor hilarious. Pure comedy.
04:19 - "...and, as always, I hope you've learnt something"? Wait, hold on, that's not Louis Rossmann, that's Seinfeld xD...
"Figure out what'll kill me, then back it off a little bit." hahahahaha
i think some people literally go to the videos they know they're gonna hate and dislike it... Jerry Seinfeld is hilarious. period. *drops mic*
HE is funny! People that hit the DISLIKES are overseas scammers that watch TH-cam in their free time.
I wanna know how he can keep a straight face during his acts!
Lol.
he's a national treasure.
I like to Dislike good videos just so the " X people blah blah blah" jokes will be about me!!
2:30 to 2:45 hilarious xD
"OH NO!"
Lol
Can you make this and all your other Jerry Seinfeld videos avaliable on mobile?! PLEASE!!!!!
@@alfa-psi I apologize lol, I wrote this when I was 13
I'm actually kind of disappointed in myself, considering that I actually should pick up some milk. I actually should've done it last night, and now I don't have any for breakfast. What a way to be called out.
3:14 that is the same quantity of the same same stuff in Visine. Only a pot smoker would know that. Hummm, now I know how ole Jerry comes up with his jokes.
I have done that milk thing, where everything's set up and I've already poured the cereal and all, then the carton's too light. It's devastating.
I love Seinfeld. The guy's great.
HE NEED SOME MILK
My favorite part starts at 5:10
Hahahahah his delivery is so good "Give me the maximum, allowable, human dosage."
Why do people wake up in the morning? Who ARE these people?
@LukeDaDuke2 lots of comedians re-use jokes because its hard to come up with good comedy for 30min-1hour
i just went to check the milk expiry date hahahahah,
now that he mentions it
i need milk
I buy powdered milk, never have to worry about expiring, it's always there when I need it, I don't drink milk straight, just for cooking and cereal.
it's a race to drink it all before the experation date lol
I need to pick up some milk.
@juancamilogg gold jerry, gold!!!
@SilentPercival Well thats your opinon, god damn it.
I've seen milk wth a time on it. Like- January 3rd 2011, 6:42 X)
@jackbliss well he says small swears like hell, god, and damn. But yea no F-words or N-words.
"Figure out what will kill me and then back it off a little bit"
hahahahha
He's right about the issue with waiting to see the doctor. One time my GI was 3hours late for a procedure and none of the nurses would pay any attention to me, so I figured i would draw some attention to myself be breaking the heart monitor I was hooked up to. "Where'd you find this piece of shit?!" Smash! jk. lol. They made me take my pants off too. lol.
THATS GOLD JERRY GOLD!
@timtimtimmaah not cool, not cool at all.
@SilentPercival
If you're going to take that meaning, then sure. But I think ModestDeity was using 'curse' in the same vein as 'swear', in which case my point still remains.
haha was just literally watching an episode of Seinfeld an hour ago from season 2 where he did the cold medicine bit about the "long lasting fast acting" at the beginning of the show lol weird
"That's the god damn day right there" lmao!
Lol.
WHERE'S PART IV (4)
@LukeDaDuke2 you do understand what the point of this show was right? It was to use all his old material for one last run....
I have pain, but no lightning bolt.
@joshcowman Really? You just had to post that?
5 people dont know what comedy is
@jackbliss
Sure he does. Not as much as most, but he swears. As for racism, Kramer's got that covered.
HELP!!! I CAN'T FIND PART 4!!!
WHERE THE FUCK IS PART 4!!!!
@ModestDeity He doesn't NEED to, it just makes it better when curses are used sparingly
@affudgy If you have watched this a million times, why is there only 56K views?
find out what will kill me, and then back it off a little bit. lol
I'm watching this while drinking yogurt that is one month past it's expiry date.
"I'm not ready for you yet, why don't you go back to your little office, I'll be in in a minute, and take your pants off"
lmao....
Lol
July 3rd.....
So true about the milk. "Mom do we have milk? No? Ok. Where's the goddamn milk??"
...pickle... lol
my dad told me they used to have strength and extra strength
" have you ever had milk the day after the day". Hahaha hilarious
i heard this supermarket thing on a internet radio :)
@jackbliss I agree...a comedy show that the whole family can watch.
Lol.
@ModestDeity
'god damn' ain't a curse.
Seinfeld is can come up with some terrific comedy, the thing is he does re use a little bit too much some gags, he;s great at flowing with the public but he must always have his bits prepared, which is why i wonder how would a totally unprepared seinfeld show be
All the cats in the neighbourhood "hurry up and drink it!"
the milk routine is hilarious. i also luv the halloween 1. hilarious.
this is like a mix of like 5 bits from seinfeld episodes! I love Jerry!
He's right I should go pick up milk.
@MrStotheT I felt fine and am still feeling fine.
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the milk part was the best hes so funny
The rhinoplasty bit always gets me lol
Happy Cow Tipping Day July 3rd 2:32
Thats gold jerry gold!
haha 6:40 so true
jerry seinfeld is a GOD
"too light" hahahaha
@ASDF123428262 The letter "G" is near the letter "Y".
No, no it is not really
i'm haveing milk the day after the day today :O
"ohhh noooo"
@@Rheisler1475 9 years ago.. wow
@@armenac92 i know haha this is definitely his best standup, would love to see him live
too light!
WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE
4 people are goners