Well, death is number 2 because you don't necessarily have to make an ass out of yourself to do it; not mention that after you're done speaking, you still have to live. You have to go on with life among all the people who just heard you forget your own job title in front of them, while they were busy hoping you'd fuck up. Death? Meh, not so hard; and if it's a slow death, those same people will be trying to comfort you at your deathbed. I get why public speaking beats out death.
and this guy is now the self-proclaimed king of comedy. because hes practiclly a $billionaire. thats why. and he now has an attutude, just like larry's. it's a coincidence
damn..., the helmet and the cow jokes, are from the show..., the show that end it up more then 10 years ago..., i think is time for jerry to get some new material...
Jerry is a comedy genius. Watch when feeling down. You’ll be smiling & laughing in no time.
Jerry's the best if you're down and you want to laugh.. absolute genius!
"...there's a fish, there's a rock, who cares? Don't die." haha
@MrRickyStephens I think the 1 dislike is someone who came second to Seinfeld in a contest.
My go to when i want to chill out and laugh is Seinfeld. I watch it over and over, Love Jerry
I'm completely out of oxygen and look at the time! Now i'm dead and i'm late.
This was a really funny one. Some of his best stuff. Well worth watching.
Hey Mister Jerry Seinfeld no soup for u
...the important thing is your health
geez now i am dead and late...this is seriously the funniest i have seen him be
Ahhhh Jerry... The Comedy about Nothing. But very funny pal...
this show was in like 1991 and it was the last time he was performing stand up.
1998
He did stand up shows after that in various venues
Well tell us the story! "Well it was eh and than ohh"
if you re at a funeral and you have to do a speech you d rather b in the casket.. hilairious...!
...world record. didn't even wanna do it.
So hilarious! Love it!
oat baaag i get my oat bag now :3
living. . .is good. dying. . .not as good
The wanted by law pics in the post office, he’s been using that one since 1981😅
@6:49 The helmet bit killed me. It's so god damn true, and so god damn funny.
how many people guess that the 1 dislike is either Leno or the Soup NAzi
The whole show is amazing, but the silver medal story is the best 🤣
Swimming + Strangle a guy
xD
EPIC
that's old : what do you call coming in 2nd. 1st looser.
LOL This was in 1998.
Well, death is number 2 because you don't necessarily have to make an ass out of yourself to do it; not mention that after you're done speaking, you still have to live. You have to go on with life among all the people who just heard you forget your own job title in front of them, while they were busy hoping you'd fuck up. Death? Meh, not so hard; and if it's a slow death, those same people will be trying to comfort you at your deathbed. I get why public speaking beats out death.
death is number two
i still dont get it
Ask Jerry to speak a little slower.
1998 (or 1999) actually.
death is number one
nowtonow
2 ppl didn't follow their "dry clean only" labels
Not really funny kinda boring really
Yep. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s just Bob!
main goal of scooba diving is to NOT DIE!
Nope it was in 1998 bro
oat bag time
I'd watch the Olympics if they featured the involuntary looge
Definition of Limits
and this guy is now the self-proclaimed king of comedy. because hes practiclly a $billionaire. thats why.
and he now has an attutude, just like larry's. it's a coincidence
damn..., the helmet and the cow jokes, are from the show..., the show that end it up more then 10 years ago..., i think is time for jerry to get some new material...
There's a limit to his humor after a while you just say okay enough
Definitely , his humour is my thing. And I'm a Louis C.K and Diedonné (France) admirer.
meh...
after seeing this i have no doubt that he is very overrated
Why does this SUUCCKKKK!!!!
Maybe it’s just not your type of comedy. Thats totally normal .