Jerry Seinfeld - The Supermarket Experience

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  • @simonetanzi5103
    @simonetanzi5103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    The whole show flows from one joke to the other... Just genius writing

  • @joshkaye5303
    @joshkaye5303 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The subtle art of his physical story telling is half the genuis

  • @Dreadpiratetrucker
    @Dreadpiratetrucker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Jerry Seinfeld always has a way of making me feel better when I'm down

  • @HiddenWen
    @HiddenWen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Jerry is really good at making extremely mundane everyday events funny.

    • @joebrokenstrang7537
      @joebrokenstrang7537 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HiddenWen Is that so? I've never heard anyone sum up his comedy in that way!

    • @johnirving339
      @johnirving339 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well his entire show was about nothing.

    • @wandelgartking5446
      @wandelgartking5446 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Brokenstrang It is exactly how HiddenWen described it. Seinfeld's whole act is essentially observational comedy, which is literally "based on the commonplace aspects of everyday life.", to quote Wikipedia.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel like he's just always observing people and their ridiculousness.

  • @AfroThunder242
    @AfroThunder242 13 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Seinfeld is a class act. He knows how to make people laugh without cursing profusely or lowering himself to crude material

    • @johnstory2996
      @johnstory2996 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Comedy for puritans. 🙄 Great

    • @RunstarHomer
      @RunstarHomer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@johnstory2996 "puritan" 🤣How do you even take yourself seriously with a worldview this separate from reality?

  • @SalvadorLosAngeles
    @SalvadorLosAngeles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I've seen Seinfeld live three times (last time just last week) including following his career for 30+ years. This is Seinfeld in his prime.

    • @universe4839
      @universe4839 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +SalvadorLosAngeles Is he still worth to see live, or is it more about the nostalgia?

    • @SalvadorLosAngeles
      @SalvadorLosAngeles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      There's a lot of nostalgia behind it. At this point he's an icon. If you have a chance to see him live and you don't go and he were to die you might regret it. Have I seen funnier comedians live? Yes. But I have never been disappointed in Seinfeld's live comedy.

    • @joebrokenstrang7537
      @joebrokenstrang7537 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Universe The attrition rate of his material is very low, as opposed to stand ups like Louis CK or Chris Rock who trash their material every year and start over.

  • @Horrorbuff2
    @Horrorbuff2 11 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!

  • @UnionKidz
    @UnionKidz 12 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I love comedy with real life examples. That whole milk standup was 100% accurate haha!

  • @butterflyboof
    @butterflyboof 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    when he picks up the kitten ♡

  • @Zak-uf6mq
    @Zak-uf6mq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jerry killed it with the "July 3 tip off date"

  • @ATMDPNKBJ
    @ATMDPNKBJ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    The king of clean humor.

    • @ilovebrandnewcarpets
      @ilovebrandnewcarpets 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'll agree. With Gaffigan and Regan as the crown princes

    • @eosa
      @eosa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the king of cl'umor.

    • @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5
      @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +ilovebrandnewcarpets Regan is king now

    • @xB1OHAZARD
      @xB1OHAZARD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thats your god damn humor right there.

    • @MrShnigglepuff
      @MrShnigglepuff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shall we call him Mr Clean?

  • @gregbester3855
    @gregbester3855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "See the way that's fading left, that one's not ready."
    My favourite bit in his whole repertoire. Tears every time.

    • @ironcito1101
      @ironcito1101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In this particular part, I prefer "they brand it, right in the side of the carton... tsssss" 🤣
      But there are other great lines in this show. The "spring-loaded, pain-in-the-ass, Alcatraz-style faucets" at the airport, for example 🤣🤣

  • @LightK44
    @LightK44 13 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That part about lifting up the carton is so perfect

  • @aksanahinch6160
    @aksanahinch6160 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He is still precious. Nothing’s changed

  • @Slikrik1212
    @Slikrik1212 12 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "You look pretty good, what are you eating? Maybe I'll eat that." Hahaha!!

  • @huhbobsaget
    @huhbobsaget 9 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Newman hired 13 people to dislike this video... Newman!

    • @miklygodspeed4556
      @miklygodspeed4556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      eric p you mean 78

    • @huhbobsaget
      @huhbobsaget 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nick West five years later I see my old comment thanks bro haha

    • @huhbobsaget
      @huhbobsaget 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nick West you too bro 🤙🏻

    • @RobertWadlow292
      @RobertWadlow292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Newman's a fat sack o' shit

    • @cyoungledesma
      @cyoungledesma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now it’s 89. Who would dislike jerry...unamerican!

  • @lauren6964
    @lauren6964 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I love his comedy! Everything he says is so true. He is truly the best!

    • @ygsfirstlady9435
      @ygsfirstlady9435 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wh

    • @justsomeguy5544
      @justsomeguy5544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's not good he sucks Larry is who made him famous if it wasnt for larry Seinfeld wouldn't be famous

    • @moe6
      @moe6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justsomeguy5544 says some guy

  • @jaysmith6013
    @jaysmith6013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Say what you will but Jerry does an amazing job of keeping his fridge stocked even with all his friends just helping themselves to whatever they want without asking

  • @that70sguy33
    @that70sguy33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Love how Mr. Seinfeld says watermelons " humping " instead of " fu**Ing," very classy guy.

    • @yaronlevy
      @yaronlevy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Elvis Presley

    • @forman208
      @forman208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fuck

    • @featherstorm6082
      @featherstorm6082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha Mr. Sienfeld. So proper lol

    • @cguy1484
      @cguy1484 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Classy? Lmao.
      It's boring and milquetoast. Prude.

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cguy1484
      Comedy doesn't have to be littered with vulgar language to be funny. ...unless you're still in your adolescence with a mindset akin to Beavis & Butthead.

  • @richmartzeni946
    @richmartzeni946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This is a really long intro into Seinfeld..

  • @mcmuffin7941
    @mcmuffin7941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This used to have me dying laughing as a ten year old. I remember my mom having it recorded on VHS. The nostalgia

  • @ShermanHutchisonBMGP
    @ShermanHutchisonBMGP 10 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Lol its no different now than it was then! Arrogantly strut into the market, then I wander like a lost child for an hour enjoying the distractions and having no clear direction

    • @soulhunter59
      @soulhunter59 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's an app for that. The cute check out girl showed me.

  • @TheNotebartello
    @TheNotebartello 12 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm Tellin' You For The Last Time!!!! One of the best stand up specials ever

  • @societyofsin
    @societyofsin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Truly one of the greats of comedy. Genius

  • @WordandSpiritGuy
    @WordandSpiritGuy 12 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "now we're washing our face with milk" that was so funny haha

  • @Yellow4494
    @Yellow4494 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Now it's a race against the clock with the expiration date. That freaky thing." LOL

  • @monam3739
    @monam3739 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    the milk😂😂😂 he's right.

  • @nicolaszunker4938
    @nicolaszunker4938 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Really fascinating style of humor. I dont laugh as much as i do while listening to other comedians but somehow im still hanging on his every word

  • @rodneythemodney
    @rodneythemodney 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    It's july 3rd. I got the random urge to watch this video without knowing today's date would be in the video.

    • @thermomalous
      @thermomalous 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I had paused the video to answer a call, started browsing other things, came across and read an article about mosquitoes, went back the video, resumed, "Oh, they got em in mesquite flavor now..."
      Seinfeld works in mysterious ways.

    • @sunliccild
      @sunliccild 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LowerTheBoom1 Well that was unnecessary.

    • @heemlo649
      @heemlo649 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's nothing remarkable about that. This video gets hundreds of views per day, so there have been thousands of people that have watched it on every possible date.

  • @joebrokenstrang7537
    @joebrokenstrang7537 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Mackinaw Peaches, Jerry, the MACKINAWWW PEACHES!

  • @ambalavanant
    @ambalavanant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is clean humour. My god nobody can match this guy when it comes to doing stand up comedy. I just love him

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    lol, "wonder if it's made from mosquitos?"

  • @kjlsbt
    @kjlsbt 13 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "ah theres the milk...do we need milk?"

  • @salsadancer4965
    @salsadancer4965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Its a special genius to take actual life experience and human behaviour and break it down like this. He is probably the funniest person i ever heard.

  • @choo6988
    @choo6988 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    jerry's such a genious he'd probably figure a way to mock buying groceries online as well.

  • @queenzentertainmentinc.6338
    @queenzentertainmentinc.6338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Do we have milk?” I literally NEVER KNOW 🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @leonromary
    @leonromary 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    he is such a classic comedian. Great material, great linking of it all too. WTF 6 dislikes?

  • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
    @DarkEagle-vx9hd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He's very clean yet very talented. That's why it surprised me to hear him say "g*****ed"

  • @blackcat5702
    @blackcat5702 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THAT'S your Goddamn DAY.

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:29 Whoa, that’s today! I swear, I’ve never seen this before, it’s totally a coincidence.

    • @anneahlert2997
      @anneahlert2997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least it's not "the day after the day" when you saw this, as you were eating your last spoonful in the bowl of cereal and milk. LOL

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins 12 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Only part worth watching: 00:00 - 05:45

  • @karu6111
    @karu6111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thing about his bits here is they always start with something really stupid and mundane. Like the watermelon bit, then he piles up on it over and over, becoming weirder and weirder, more brilliant. Then you realize why this guy is so successful. He really devoted his stuff into some of these.

  • @jplourde11
    @jplourde11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Serenity now. Insanity later.

  • @davidcastaneda2405
    @davidcastaneda2405 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Seinfeld jokes are( like it is, very detailed about why?.. and straight to the questions.)

  • @technologywontsaveus
    @technologywontsaveus 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Funny and soooo true, something everybody can relate too! Great job, Mr. Seinfeld.

  • @tuhinlahiri24111992
    @tuhinlahiri24111992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jerry is goddamm accurate

  • @ElvarMasson
    @ElvarMasson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    It goes to show true comedy never expires (O:þ

  • @VirusTornado
    @VirusTornado 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jerry Seinfeld always sounds like someone trying to imitate Jerry Seinfeld.

  • @mayarinebrus3130
    @mayarinebrus3130 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's impossible to get out without buying anything, lol.... It's also true 'I'm gonna get this' anf later we are watching every product around

  • @pillshere3000
    @pillshere3000 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the ending had me in tears

  • @skydark
    @skydark 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the consistency of this special with the drapes matching the ones from the stand-up portions of Seinfeld.

  • @blahadestiny1604
    @blahadestiny1604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seinfeld is such a great comedian

  • @rezahoque8655
    @rezahoque8655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    He's among the best standup comedian of all time

  • @JudihWeinsteinHaggai
    @JudihWeinsteinHaggai 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    thank you. I so needed this!

  • @smexiibish
    @smexiibish 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:40 lmao i love his OH NO!!

  • @vazquezb2011
    @vazquezb2011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Seinfeld in his prime

  • @jacksonmorganfroghin4815
    @jacksonmorganfroghin4815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jerry is on my Mount Rushmore of comedy right up there with Don Rickles, Jonathan Winters and Jerry Lewis. Your mileage may vary.

  • @davefs25
    @davefs25 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Surely one of the top 200 comedians in the world

  • @guyfromaucklandnz
    @guyfromaucklandnz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This actually helped me on a marketing exam describing environment, moved it from B+ to A- :)

  • @tay092997
    @tay092997 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this was so funny i laughed so hard on the milk joke

  • @technicalfoul
    @technicalfoul 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What is it supposed to smell like?!" That's me in a nutshell.

  • @rixxycolonel1177
    @rixxycolonel1177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    priceless.

  • @ellebets
    @ellebets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is just a genius

  • @jfish032
    @jfish032 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think about this bit almost every time I'm at the grocery store.

  • @krishna1673
    @krishna1673 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    he is awesome with his observations .

  • @Atalinay
    @Atalinay 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i want to see him live he is so hilarious!how can he keep a strait face!?

  • @phillyhippie
    @phillyhippie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love Jerry :D

  • @alanj4507
    @alanj4507 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last part about milk was gold, not a word wasted

  • @skymanross
    @skymanross 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's your goddamn day right there

  • @Saltspicious
    @Saltspicious 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The milk bit was used in the lost episode of seinfeld
    Check it out on youtube

  • @JustinCase99999
    @JustinCase99999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've seen this July 3rd bit a million times in 20 years (I have the whole show on vhs!) and I still laugh.

  • @DmitriOrtsiev
    @DmitriOrtsiev 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best comedian ever!

  • @DaBoyWhoCriedSheep
    @DaBoyWhoCriedSheep 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch this every July 3rd.

  • @lillanatorris9570
    @lillanatorris9570 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We need Jerry and Brian to do a show together.

  • @shonshrinks
    @shonshrinks 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really like the part with the expiration dates XD

  • @VicTuxpan
    @VicTuxpan 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Simplemente genial... Haré un cover de esta rutina.
    Una de mis partes favoritas.

  • @Katya_Lastochka
    @Katya_Lastochka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The seedless watermelon part is so funny. I was just watching a video today about how someone accidentally got a defective seedless fruit and they just clone it.

  • @milanista181
    @milanista181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jerry is the G.O.A.T

  • @gipperbanana
    @gipperbanana 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not the best comedian ever but a damn fine comedian.He is a man of great insight .
    I still think his TV programme was the greatest comedy show ever.Not even Curb tops Seinfeld.

  • @jankovicbojan
    @jankovicbojan 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Simply the best.

  • @ISetYourFaceOnFire
    @ISetYourFaceOnFire 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Legend...

  • @ISetYourFaceOnFire
    @ISetYourFaceOnFire 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    legend.

  • @miligationable
    @miligationable 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    True GOAT

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    so true about grocery stores, i've since found out that they purposely move stuff around so you get lost, this is with the (researched) intention you'll buy something you didn't come in for.

    • @diehardrvdfan22
      @diehardrvdfan22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well nobody would ever really buy canned pineapple without that.

  • @Kommando786
    @Kommando786 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant!

  • @calebshepherd8435
    @calebshepherd8435 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This got me cackling

  • @jetknight7562
    @jetknight7562 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cows tip them off 😆 🤣

  • @mattdonohue7131
    @mattdonohue7131 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Damn he's good!

  • @magnetiktrax
    @magnetiktrax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The original meaning of "cow tipping" was their expiration date clues.

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Classic Seinfeld

  • @YouthEnergy
    @YouthEnergy 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    YEAH THAT'S A GOOD ONE. SURE GLAD I FOUND THAT ONE.

  • @krishna1673
    @krishna1673 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    his observations of human behaviour is applaudable .

  • @househeade8
    @househeade8 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious, and very true!!

  • @InfiniteRadiiEdge
    @InfiniteRadiiEdge 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Seedless watermelon are also bred to be that way, they might still contain the occasional seed.. Even Romans had them. They grew them through watermelon vines. They grew seedless apples by cutting of parts of the tree. You can cut the top part of the pineapple and use it to regrow it as well. Plants have several ways to reproduce.

    • @axelkyster2642
      @axelkyster2642 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +InfiniteRadiiEdge Ahhh...thanks. I came here to Seinfeld TH-cam specifically to LEARN about agiculture....LOL

    • @JohnFinnigan1
      @JohnFinnigan1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Axel Kyster I thought it was kind of interesting

    • @InfiniteRadiiEdge
      @InfiniteRadiiEdge 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you serious? Hundreds of years ago watermelons looked very different then did now. Because they were bred (genetically modified) that way. Just look up 'orginal watermelon' on google images if you don't believe me.
      Many of the fruits you know now looked quite different. Either way it doesn't really make that much of a difference to me because our bodies break it down and turn it into something else anyway.

    • @joebrokenstrang7537
      @joebrokenstrang7537 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      InfiniteRadiiEdge You need to let Jerry know so he can change up his material.

  • @avantgardenovelist
    @avantgardenovelist 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    05:20 Love how he almost loses it here.

  • @edgaremilio768
    @edgaremilio768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:23 he rolls his eyes. you ever think comedians secretly laugh at us for laughing at their stupid shit.

  • @007ferguson007
    @007ferguson007 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i'm sitting here cackling like an idiot at the milk part

  • @ericaspeare2175
    @ericaspeare2175 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    10 years ago

  • @lmm1586
    @lmm1586 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂😂😂 I can’t even 😂😂

  • @EmpyreanLightASMR
    @EmpyreanLightASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:38 channeling Brian Regan 😂