Seinfeld - I'm Telling You for the Last Time (Part 3/5)

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  • @miguelmartindeandrade2306
    @miguelmartindeandrade2306 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    No matter how bad your day was, watching this makes it so much better! Fantastic 🤣

  • @Rockwildon
    @Rockwildon 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seinfelds, comic abilities are immaculate

  • @dochye123
    @dochye123 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "But it's my head... I SAID TAKE THE PANTS OFF" lol

  • @imthetank3
    @imthetank3 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this video deserves to stay with 0 dislikes.

  • @mayormc
    @mayormc 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He's still got it.

  • @Doctorshahvlogs
    @Doctorshahvlogs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man is a genius! HAHAHAHA CANT STOP LAUGHING

  • @scar0134
    @scar0134 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I love you...but i do feel the need to see other people"
    great quote, used it to break up with my girlfriend lol

  • @ilikevines
    @ilikevines 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    To the people complaining about the lack of new material the idea of this show was he was revisiting all his classic material 'for the last time' as he was finishing the show and his stand up career.

  • @eme1one
    @eme1one 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seinfeld's delivery is so *PRO*. The bits are all, glorified dad jokes, but still timeless.

  • @emeraldstream
    @emeraldstream 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    'chinese farmer gets up, works in the field with a shovel all day- Shovel...spoon...cmon.-... you're not plowing 40acres with a coupla pool cues....'

  • @darkangelzephyron
    @darkangelzephyron 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Well they are all the same, might as well dress them all the same!" LOOL

  • @Axl207
    @Axl207 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he be good one to make em laffin

  • @mkjmstl1
    @mkjmstl1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10 people are waiting in the waiting room with their pant around their ankles

  • @jerico641
    @jerico641 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I thought all women knew about the Superhero thing; while I was married (for 21 whole years, until my wife apparently came to her senses), I used to tell her all the time about how I wanted to be Superman, Spider Man, Zorro, Indiana Jones. She would just say "I know you do, honey", and pat me on the head or something. This went on until I was 47, by which time, the costumes at Halloween (or sometimes just a slow Saturday) were apparently becoming too much for her. Well, among other things.

    • @lucywho8311
      @lucywho8311 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A lot of girls actually go through that too😂 Making up their own characters since there aren't many female superheros

    • @benonaru
      @benonaru ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucywho8311 wrong;,

  • @Razzics
    @Razzics 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He hasn't done stand up for a while, and most comics agree that it's NOT like riding a bike. You lose the ability to control the energy of a room after a while. The game has changed, and the hype would be immense if he started working on new material. Hype that even a king like Jerry would have a hard time living up to.
    However... I totally agree. He and Eddie Murphy should do stand up again.

  • @Fredrockroll
    @Fredrockroll 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did you read the title? Did you see the intro?
    It's supposed to be old jokes, the ones that he likes and people enjoy because HIS TELLING US FOR THE LAST TIME.

  • @peajay81
    @peajay81 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    someone has got to be scripted to say that "i love you" because every single time he preformed that joke (that i've seen) some one says it and it comes from the same area in the audiance, and then he says the rest of the joke about needing to see other people. just something i noticed and felt compelled to put it out there. still funny tho.

  • @whitejerryrice02
    @whitejerryrice02 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    at 9:05 most realistic car noise ever

  • @G3M333
    @G3M333 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @VILEseason You clearly didn't read the description. This was a tour where he performed his classic bits for the last time.

  • @TheSvantini
    @TheSvantini 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @kittyloly He says "Take all the tongue depressors out, lick 'em all, put 'em all back in"

  • @MoltenPlastic
    @MoltenPlastic 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:29 great moment!

  • @AlphaJman
    @AlphaJman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't get that either
    My mom can give birth twice
    But faints at the sight of a roach

  • @peajay81
    @peajay81 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @VILEseason this is over ten years old. he has had new routines on talk shows. idk if hes done any more touring or specials tho.

  • @rjm112211
    @rjm112211 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Dont' tell em!"

  • @RainerComedy13
    @RainerComedy13 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Because that was the very last time he would perform.

  • @thiefaura
    @thiefaura 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @VILEseason
    Because it's a 'best of' stand up from him.

  • @StasKan87
    @StasKan87 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not a single F*ck was given that day.

  • @TrophyEnthusiast
    @TrophyEnthusiast 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does anyone know the name of that new thing he's doing with Michael Richards aka Kramor Cosmo

  •  13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @VILEseason You know this is the whole point of this show, right?

  • @howie835
    @howie835 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @VILEseason cause hes telling them.......for the last time :D

  • @Mosquito180
    @Mosquito180 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @VILEseason that's from Seinfeld... that's from Seinfeld.... that's from Seinfeld .......

  • @fifth_elephant
    @fifth_elephant 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bloody hell who referred to him as a filthy jew? Certainly not me, I love the guy.
    I was trying to imply the whole "if it ain't broke don't fix it", besides you should check out the vid with him, ricky gervais, chris rock and louis ck for his reasoning behind not doing new material.
    And of course he has more money than me, he had one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. Are you outing yourself as a horrific racist? What the hell??

  • @AtlasFox
    @AtlasFox ปีที่แล้ว

    No one:
    Jerry Seinfeld: "I'll tell you what I think about Chinese people"

  • @Philhouse21
    @Philhouse21 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Because there is always to many people in his apartment to get any real work done

  • @ferise1
    @ferise1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    comedians in cars?.....

  • @dochye123
    @dochye123 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    what do you mean?

  • @hussain17dec
    @hussain17dec 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do you mean 13:25 ?

  • @Fredrockroll
    @Fredrockroll 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's***
    Misspelled, sorry

  • @crocodylus73
    @crocodylus73 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hennigan's in the glass?

  • @staestanks
    @staestanks 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    how old is this?

  • @fifth_elephant
    @fifth_elephant 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @VILEseason Because he's Jewish and the material still sells?

  • @TheCommander454
    @TheCommander454 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:07

  • @YouthEnergy
    @YouthEnergy 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why you no write any jokes at all?

  • @308Industries
    @308Industries 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    ;)

  • @TrophyEnthusiast
    @TrophyEnthusiast 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kramer

  • @shinigamiryuk
    @shinigamiryuk 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    HE'S TELLING THESE FOR THE LAST TIME
    But it kind of odd he's telling jokes that were on his show. You'd think that would be how 99% of the people here has heard of him.

    • @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5
      @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thus that is why he's telling you for the last time lol cause you've already heard them....lol

  • @ferise1
    @ferise1 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahah nice grammar. but true. He's a taurus, like Leno, funny guy but lack ideas in the long run.

  • @DragoonBoom
    @DragoonBoom 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    What horrible comments to be rated top...

  • @SoCalDualSport
    @SoCalDualSport 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love being first to comment. You are second.

  • @VILEseason
    @VILEseason 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    WHY HE NO WRITE NEW JOKES

  • @WelcomeToZomboCom
    @WelcomeToZomboCom 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol Seinfeld is not that good at improvising, he's not really reacting to the crowd.

  • @AgainFilms
    @AgainFilms 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    jew

  • @TheFalzox
    @TheFalzox 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Because he isn't a comedian and doesn't do it for a living.