VIP: Bad TV Show Even WORSE Game - Just Bad Games
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
- V.I.P. is a terrible video game based off a pretty bad TV show. But just how awful could it possibly be?
#VIP #PlayStation #PS1 #Gaming #VideoGames #PamelaAnderson #JustBadGames #Rerez
The potted plant is the best character in this game: its the only one that's consistent and is doing what it's supposed to do.
*Plant* : Photosynthesis bro.
All hail the plant
Photosynthesis and vibe.
What about the door?
Let's face it, the most intelligent living thing in this Very Incompetent PS1 game is a potted plant!
Velociraptors
In
Pennsylvania
Vilified Immemorable Peashooters
Veronica
Investigating
Pluto
Velociraptors in Pennsylvania would be a much, much better game than this crap!
It actually stands for Vallery Irons Protection.
It’s true, they are devastating our lands. Please send help, why are they here. God hates us.
with a Very Inconsistent Plot, Violence-Inducing Playstyles, and being a Veraciously Incompetent Production, I would Very Insistently Pass on this Vapid, Inexcusable Pisstake of a Playstation game.
You win the VIP contest. Congratulations, you now get to watch the WHOLE series!
Horray
It's like V for Vendetta lol
Rerez rerez you know why you barely have any subscribers after years? It's because no one wants to send you review copies because u think your being honest or whatever but really you suck at reviewing. Your extremely nitpicky and have a complaint about EVERYTHING. I bet you if you made a game it would suck. Dude stop saying every game has issues even games you say are 9/10s. You never give a game a 10. Also. The fact you get these shitty foreign plug and play garbage emulator devices or even those who have their own unique shitty games, like why do you get those consoles NO ONE HAS OR WOULD EVER BUY to "review" it and then say "don't buy this"? Like who the eff was EVER ASKING for a review of the console and who even knew it existed? You have no video ideas so you think you'll buy the shittiest system on a chip game device and play every game on it to say it sucks? Dude everyone knows these things suck and NO ONE WOULD BUY IT ANYWAY! Furthermore it would help to kiss some ass so companies aren't afraid to send you copies. All you do is complain about EVERYTHING whereas the vast majority would NOT in those same circumstances. The ONLY console I agree you reviewed and people wanted to know was stadia and I disagreed with you I think stadia is the best Conskle ever better than pc or ps4 or Xbox.......
Omg lmao seriously did u fall for that? With stadia I agree and I knew MONTHS BEFORE IT CAME OUT UT WOULD FLOP AND BE BURIED BY GOOGLE. FUKING BILLIONAIRE GOOGLE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND WASTES MILLIONS PUMPING OUT GARBAGE FUK THEM
David T my god you’re a loser lmao wtf
Wait, these guys rescued a doctor who was in the middle of surgery, so... Wtf happened to the patient!? That doctor must be a Very Incompetent Practitioner.
I mean the guy does looks a lot like Doctor Octopus so......
@@thatbleachedcat8218 Except that Doc-Ock has four limbs too many (and could dress up like a pretzel for Halloween).
To quote AVGN, "That guys probably dead."
Don't worry. If the guy's as competent as the heroines, the patient would have died not long after the first incision.
Could it have been like a nose or boob job? Idk its an overly sexualized game set in LA
Ok I looked it up, V.I.P. apparently stands for Vallery Irons Protection.
Vallery Irons is the protagonist of the show. She is literally hired by a company named after herself to become its figurehead.
That's Vehemently, Incidentally Painful.
The company hires her and changes it's name after she accidentally saves a celebrity and becomes a major tabloid star. The existing agency uses her for publicity. It's dumb but they do explain it in the show. I remember watching it as a kid along with other dumb syndicated shows.
It's like Remington Steele - but written by a horny teenager...
"I'm the Shaquille O'Neal of hacking"
Oh the jokes write themselves here
Basically then she misses the freethrows of hacking???
the cringeness is stong with this one
And Ben Wallace is the Firewall.
So she bricks every system she works on?
"I put the fires out" - Zim
"You made them worse" - Tallest
"Worse or better?" - Zim
Classic Zim.
yes
My parents wouldn't let me watch invader Zim!
Because of that one episode about human lungs and my parents didn't like that!
@@lauluis1mii124 Then why don't you, you know, watch it now?💀
"This is gonna be tough girls, they've got a tile puzzle guarding the secret files!"
"How many tiles?"
"NINE!!!"
Girls:😮
Perry lee ''we cant even count that high.''
After that eye lift 'joke' I actually got an Advil ad talking about getting rid of pain. Fitting
Can somebody please tell me what happened to that guy that was in surgery where is he is he still cut open we need to know this stuff man!!!!
@@PrftRekles he dead
@@PrftRekles
Probably dead.
I remember seeing this game as a kid in the clearance bins. I'm talking hundreds of copies in one bin.
Lol I guess everyone knew the game was trash so they didn't get any sales
Shouldve bought them all and resold them for huge profit on ebay as “sealed”
@@HistoryandReviewsI equally love and hate this idea
That outro will always be amazing "IT'S JUST BAD!"
Cartridge YES also what do you think is that song
@@maileo_ I don't know, I think it's original. Not 100% sure on that. What I do know is it sounds like a boss! Fits in perfectly.
@Rerez can you tell us if this song is original or if it is an already existing song? It is very good...
Be amazed
.. it's sounds sooooo nice, as that beat slaps in.. ❤️❤️
Seeing the "hacking" mini games just reminds me that Pony Island, a game where a medieval crusader fights Satan via a video game with flying ponies (it's complicated) had a hacking minigame that actually felt like hacking (you have a string of operations and blocks that let you detour the cursor, which you have to place so that the code's output respects certain conditions).
Damn, that’s a name I haven’t heard in awhile.
How is a game about a Medieval crusader have a hacking sections.
Pls explain. I'm interested
@@ajjtheamazing5615 Just look up Pony Island, or play it by yourself if you don't want to be spoiled (it's a game with a lot of weird twists)
I’ll never get tired of watching people play Vitamins In Pizza.
No! It's Very Incompetent Piranhas!!
that ending was scarier than most horror games out there.
Um, yes, that statement is true.
When will we get "VIP 2: The Return of Tree Goon"?
AVGN and you need to collab
I can get behind this
Omg it’s like two peas in a pod for the current era
I mean it could be possible seeing as of how rerez actually made a cameo in one of the avgn episodes
@@QuichePotatoes what? When? Where? What episode was that, so I can go look it up?
@@elcamello1980 Aladdin Deck Enhancer.
Imagine someone telling the plot of a story and some random guy says: ‘QUICK TIME EVENTSSSSS!’
I guess you can say that this game has...
Vomit
Inducing
Playability
Yeah I'll go now.
No, n-n-no-no-no! Tha-th-that was a pretty apt acronym.
Don't go! That was the best description to that game ever! lol
I must say I found your comment:
Very
Im
Pressive
Ba dum tss
Adam - Things are about to go crazy
Shane - You press the X button five times
A part rhythm game, part shooter, and part beat-em-up does sound like a fun game and I'm sure it would be if done right.
True story I traded my cousin who she didn't know about games a PlayStation 1 and this game for her Sega Saturn and a copy of astal she got from a garage sale.. v.i.p. was her introduction to sony... naturally she never bought another sony console since
You're Lucifer himself😱
You shouldn't trade your cousin.
"That was simultaneously lame and awesome" lol
9:41 - Duck Dodgers would have been laughing at this scene, knowing that the bad guy is holding the disintegrating pistol the WRONG WAY....
Yeah, certainly. Even BULLWINKLE would be laughing.
hes holding it by the part where the beam comes out of
"it didn't even jostle this potted plant here" you mean the plant SITTING INSIDE THE WALL
V.I.P?
More like
Very irritating playthrough
or overused "More like" joke here
Imagine Pamela Anderson saying "I did this for the big bucks!"
Apparently, it ain't absurd enough that Pamela Anderson went from Baywatch babe to unwilling star of an idiotic pro-vegetarian poster made by what should stop being the big bad weasel of animal rights... and yes, I do realize that what I just called Pugnacious Eco-crazy Twerps for Animals is unfair to big bad weasels!
V.I.P stood for Valerie Irons Protection, which was the name of their agency.
Yes I was a fan of the show, I watched it every Sunday and it came on before Xena. Very underrated if you ask me
Before ubisoft had loot boxes and before everything was an open world with microtransactions
c122 h122 it saddens me that the company behind Assassin's Creed and Rainbow Six made this crap
Unfortunately, Ubisoft don't make new Rayman Games anymore because they're focused on that overrated franchise known as Assassin's Creed and cough . . . cough . . . Microtransactions
c122 h122 - the good old days.
At least just dance is still good on wii
@@wyomaddoxgarcia464 Which one?
4:42 We finally figured out who released E3 attendees info... it was Pamela Anderson.
"IS ANYONE SCARED?!!"
"NO?! *GOOD!!!*"
very impressive poop
Very Impish Planting.
I think VIP in this case stands for “Very Infuriating playability” or “Very Imperfect Play” or “Very Inferior Product”, or “very irritating program” or “Very incompetent programing”.
Very Inferior Product. Yet I'd rather watch this as a movie over the new Charlie's Angels.
The new Charlie's Angel's from 1999
Oh yeah... Charlie's Angels. That one show with a game that makes everyone look like a mutant..!
The new one is bad
@@Blueflag04 I've heard
@@Xayjohns How bad? On a scale of 1-10?
For the first time Rerez has completely lost it, VIP definitely means:
*V* ery
*I* ncredible
*P* ersonal bodyguard that teleported for some reason
If nothing else, even with all the jaggies the PS1 had, at least the VIP chicks still look halfway presentable. It's almost like that is where the programmers spent the most effort on this game's graphics was making sure Pam and company were looking as good as they could even with all that pixelation. Game is still uber trash though. Another funny and great vid guys!!
yeah the cutscenes look almost PS2 quality.
6:21 MISSION FAILED SUCSESSFULLY
Apparently the acronym stands for Valley Irons Protection. And the main character isn't even a professional. She was accidentally hired by the celebrity that runs the agency after the main character accidentally saved her.
The Doctor looks like Johnny Cage's loser older brother.
"SLIDING PUZZLES!"
God dammit, I *JUST* took a drink of water. Now I gotta wash my screen.
Even before Ubisoft made Just Dance they were trying to imitate DDR. 😂
If Ubisoft made VIP today, they would make it a Live-service game with time savers, microtransactions, DLC and exclusive to Epic.
Proud member of the Vanilla Ice Posse here. Word to ya mother.
8:27 couldn't even bother to cut out the picture of Pamela Anderson all the way.
The VIP is "Vallery Irons Protection", but honestly I like the random ones more.
Doesn’t it actually stand for Verile Impish Pachyderms?
I love these. The visuals are so creative and the narration is always funny. And I always love how it ends with that nice little song. This is great stuff, Shane!
I see the “v.i.p”s throughout the video and i’m like “duh, vip stands for: very important person”
That's the joke.
Also sailor moon is cute.
but not in the show it doesnt
Well, they did get the Running In Heels physics right. Pam looks appropriately awkward.
She needs another combat move besides Kick In The Shins, tho
10:10 that "ooooh" made me laugh out loud in my office 🤣
1:00
A shady looking guy doing surgery all alone in his home? Only reasonable conclusion i can think of is that he is the villain.
Damn, I've seen Caddy and AVGN cover this failure, but they never got to even the first boss. It's that bad. But it gets even worse towards the end! Unbelievable.
VIP clearly stands for "Variety Isn't... Pneeded".
Nailed it.
0:49 *Cries in polnareff*
Wait a second! *Scans your comment intently * Is that..? Could it be...
*A MOTHERFUCKIN' JOJO REFERENCE?!?!?!*
I'd prefer if it was a bird game called Valiant Incan Phoenix. Now THAT would be *EPIC!*
The game was made by Very Insane People.
VIP only existed to fill Fox subprime time slots. The only time I remember seeing this show was Sunday afternoons.
this game is so absurd and clunky, but the show... is easily the cheesiest and most enjoyable nonsense I've seen in years, it's so unintentionally entertaining, it's a gem!
7:58 is a whole default mortal Kombat 9 scorpion fatality
I love these reviews. You cover them way more then the other people I've seen who review them. You've covered this one more than Caddicarus. You covered the Auqaman one more than JonTron and the Razor one more than Brutalmoose. Keep it up this is great.
Not gonna lie. I never though that I'd ever Mighty Morphin Power Rangers style editing in a video game.
The final boss is the easiest enemy in the game
This is like explaining a confusing stand fight with more than 3 stand users, a big arena with people spread through it, several time jumps, and vague dialogue that explains the powers and what's happening but can be interpreted in 26 ways.
Eh, that's just Made In Heaven.
Try explaining King Crimson🤣
I remember tons of these were in Costco. Lol.
Sadly, the show was like that and I bet this is based on an abandon script. Lol.
6:01 My braincells at 2AM
Ah, so you ALSO think about pulled pork at 2 am as well?
You've struck gold with this series- And I've noticed that it takes a LOT of inspiration from mid 2000's G4 and Spike TV-esk script delivery. It's very slapstick and hyper, but focused at the same time.
I've been a sub to rerez for a few years, but this might be the most enjoyable content to date!
OMG, yes! How did I never make that connection!
This is really some
Virtually Impossible Playthrough
Omfg... VIP. I almost forgot about that redicilouse TV series...
Did they made a game of Baywatch Nights too?
I've never seen ridiculous spelled so badly.
Did they do Riptide or Sweating Bullets? Renegade?
Did you know Bryan Cranston and Dean Norton were in that show before Breaking Bad?
Me: **Sees a massive roach coming out of the corner**
Me: *6:52** while holding a flamethrower*
0:24
Basically sums up JoJo's Bizarre Adventure part 5.
7:39 How did they get Nicolas Cage to read that line?
I used to have a cheat code book a long time ago that had cheat codes for this game. Yes, you read that correctly: *this simple-as-piss "game" had cheats*
This game was a blind purchase I made back in 2001. I made it as far as the sliding puzzle before I returned it to EB Games.
Did the game even explain why the bad guys wanted the doctor?
No it didn't explain why.
they wanted free breast implants
@@Kosty88Why does the doctor just want free breast implants? That's a weird thing to just suddenly want.
I think that final boss was holding the gun by the barrel and had the handle pointing at her. Because that banana thing is supposed to be the hammer, but it is also not facing the correct way. So if he did fire the gun, he would have shot his own foot lol
Vallery Irons Protection. That's what the VIP really stands for.
They were talking so fast during the ending cutscene that I almost think I've gotten a stroke.
9:15 When Michael Bay directs a movie.
Imagine you get knocked off of a skyscraper by a spinning helicopter blade that just exploded
And your reaction is just
"ᵃ!"
Why am I thinking of the Charlie's Angels game?
Versatility Isn't Present
Vomit Inducing Pizza.
VIP was a schlocky syndicated action show of the late nineties.
You know, the kind that wasn't produced by USA, but was always shown on USA on Saturday afternoons at like... 4? Followed by Jack of All Trades, Hercules: The Legend Continues, and The Adventures of Briscoe County, Jr.
Make more videos of bad games. They are funny.
I think the guys who worked on Charlie's Angels years later may have been the same devs
No, not the same.
I really don't know if they were the same dev team
They turned that one mini game from Yoshi's Island into a full game.
Not every rythym-like game is "like DDR" - there's more than just DDR:
-Beatmania IIDX
-PopNMusic
-MaiMai
-Guitar Hero
-Taiko No Tatsujin
Etc etc etc
At least he referenced Bust A Groove at the beginning. I didn't think anyone remembered that game
4:21 No, she was hiding, you can see how Doctor was smiling. ;) XD
For anyone that wants to know the end music here you go:
Cxdy - Fallacy
I liked the VIP TV show ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ BTW VIP stands for "Valerie Irons Protection."
blackphoenix77 they know. they don't care.
@@mattfahringer148 What surprises me is that the Thunder in Paradise game, Yes the Hulk Hogan tv series vehicle tie in game is still leagues above this game despite it also being crap. XD
*Vallery*
Is that what it really means, or is that another guess, btw i’m going with the former.
5:29 Probably also dont colour your characters shirt almost the same colour as their skin.
I thought that guy was going as a undercover chippendales dancer till i saw the black lines on his arms
Love your just bad series
Love your videos 🤗 ❤️
I enjoy your reviews◉‿◉
Thanks for 💓
There's so much wrong with this game. It's so awkward and stilted.
I want a DDR fighting game.
0:34 what the hell is that mean 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Didn't the AVGN cover this before?
Yeah
I believe that the QTE would've been better if executed like this:
You play through the stages as different characters, each one with their own styles.
The main protagonist (the first character)'s style is reminiscent of kung-fu mixed with stealth.
And that other character with the gun would obviously be a shoot-em-up style.
Quick Time Events for the first character would be within cutscenes and during stealth-focused missions.
With a single button for some. Or more realistic button combinations to mimic something like sneak attacking an enemy from behind.
Like...She's crouching...
And when a guard passes by, you could press left on the D-Pad or tilt the left Stick to the left then Up...
And when you're near enough, Up and X button before going back to the gameplay.
For the shoot-em-up, it would often happen at times where the character starts to approach more and more from where they're getting shot at. For there, hafta wait for the guns to stop shooting and then press left, right, up or down depending on where the next cover is.
If she's almost getting shot at, a quick press of the Square button to dodge roll and take cover.
Sure the game could've been way better, but leave it to our imagination!
Rerez and James and Mike Monday at the same time, well alright!
The doctor can't hide in the middle of an operation, but he can leave a patient alone no problem.
I had this game for some reason . It was awful and repetitive. If it was a legit beat em up , I think it could be a so bad it's funny game. If you want to play a psx game with a big tiddy girl , play Tomb Raider
I don't know about you but a DDR fighting game sounds like an interesting concept
6:59 *MORGAN - TREEMAN* ;D
Hunt down the Treeman, Gitchell.
Lol 😂😂😂😂 y'all pointed out stuff that AVGN didn't even point out and y'all should let me make y'all theme song
There's plenty wrong here, but that "nonchalantly break limbs" thing is something I do all the time, without breaking bones, because perspective is a thing