my former best friend is still obsessed and playing tis same video today he hates the Arkham games hes still is waiting for the sequel to dark tomorrow to be released on the gamecube
Batman, pouting: “Where’s Alfred? Is he even in this game?” Man, this video never fails to entertain me. It’s a shame this came out before Rerez invented the Money Ghost, because that joke is the only thing this video is missing.
I was having a really downer of a day and came across this video. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, flat out crying laughing. All the mumbling "Alfred, Oracle..." Omg, thank you so much, this made my day so much better.
PANZERFAUST90 incorrect, my comment isn't referring just to a male, that's why I wrote they, basically: What person would grunt when they (female or male) fall off a building?
Ah yes, Ra's Al Ghul is a master tactician, planning his base in such a way that ensures Batman will die of boredom! (or soiling his batsuit since Ra's didn't install any toilets)
my former best friends all time favorite batman movie is batman and robin he refuses to watch nolans dark knight trilogy he claims Nolan is the worst director in hollywood
This is less Batman and more my drunk uncle dressed in a Batman costume after we found him dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation. His last word was uuuuugh.
At least that aquaman game was horrendous right from the start, this one had good cutscenes that gave you an illusion of a good game until the gameplay started 😥
@Adventist Also, Tidus was dealing with Warner Brothers constantly bullshitting them. So they really couldn't make the game they wanted to. Oh and they wouldn't let them release the nearly complete PS1 version, which actually looks like a halfway decent game.
In fairness, I feel I should point out that the comics did eventually reveal that the Scarface dummy is carved from cursed wood from Slaughter Swamp. And it may actually be alive.
@j p Don't know the issue since I haven't regularly read Batman comics since the Knightfall story line. DC's character bios do mention this. It's why the new Ventriloquist still had Scarface. It's not a split personality, it's the doll actually being alive to an extent. Think they decided on that backstory when they made a new person the Ventriloquist.
@@faerieknight2298 All true, but also in fairness, that's really dumb. The appeal of the wackiness of The Ventriloquist is he's a tortured mind being dominated by a criminal personality. The best of Batman's villains mirror Batman's own psychoses, and Scarface is no exception. Furthermore, the appeal of seeing a Batman villain being defeated is the "hoisted upon his own petard" trope. (The Gotham TV series actually has Harvey Bullock point this out in season one.) The coolest and cleverest way Batman has ever defeated The Ventriloquist is by using ventriloquism to trick Scarface into thinking The Ventriloquist was making fun of him. It was actually a brilliant play, and the original dummy was destroyed. At least in the Bruce Timm universe. (The good one.) TL;DR Scarface is cooler when there's nothing supernatural about him.
Took the words right from my mouth. Apparently, the mystery of how scarface actually was a cursed doll started in some of the pre-infinite crisis comic books. Scarface came back in the time when both detective comics and batman were running the same story, when his puppetmaster was killed. Batman finds out scarface is back when he hears rumors on the street that he's making a return, trapping brucie in a explosive distress call with a fake catwoman. So he poses as the thug Lefty Knox and hides himself in the comeback party, trying to unravel the mystery of how scarface was using dead bodies.
Where did it say it was from slaughter swamp? The one I remember was that the cursed wood came from blackgate's lone gallows tree, and was carved by weskers cellmate into what would become Scarface
There's a few instances where Scarface has said or done stuff when not being controlled, but it's always presented as being ambiguous if Scarface is actually sentient or if it's just told through Wesker's broken mental state. I have to imagine that the creators of the game thought the doll was sentient because they misunderstood the way it's presented and figured it must be sentient in a way where other people can interact with it. It talking would make sense if it was presented from Wesker's perspective, but they really screwed that up if Batman feels a need to silence it.
Maybe it’s like a remote thing. Where Wesker made it so the head could still be controlled independently from the body even in the event of decapitation because of how often that situation comes up, most likely for bonus creepy and so he has a sort of countermeasure in place for that scenario
I saw Matt McMuscles's video on this game and had to come back HOW in the hell did anyone think it'd be a good idea to run your enemy AI off of a Gameboy Advance emulator
@@gradygorham9520 the dev team was small and new to making big budget games and only had experience with handhelds, so they programmed the AI using a GBA emulator as that was hardware they were familiar with. I don’t even know how that works but they did it
my former best friend is obsessed with batman dark tmorrow and that's the only game along with a dragon ball z he playing on his 5 to 6 gamecube consoles
@PHILL SHIVELY my former best friend saw these comments is now in a fit of rage breaking things destroying family alumis and destroying his own parents house hes even lightining dogs on fire by pouring gasoline on them then throwing match sticks on the dogs
Scarface was pretty sentient, to my knowledge. As far as I understood from every iteration I saw, the puppet was alive and basically just used Wesker to get around. The irony was that, since Scarface had the dominant personality and position, whatever Human was beneath him was more of a puppet than the actual puppet.
I guess it all depends on what version you're looking at. I know in The Batman series, Wesker had mental issues and was projecting his inner demons through the puppet. Scarface was the one who was doing 'the talking' and 'planned' the jobs but it was shown that he was just a puppet but one that Wesker had created a personality for from his own mind. What was fucked up about that version was Dr. Strange was well aware of this and purposely tormented him after he had 'treated' Wesker to see if he could drive him back into crime by returning the puppet to him and making it SEEM like Scarface was alive.
@@SuperCosmicMutantSquid ... Wait, when did DC and Marvel start doing crossovers? Batman was one of the original DC heroes, while Dr Strange was Marvel...
I think they meant Dr. Hugo Strange the villain (not the Marvel’s Dr. Strange). He is a psychologist that to put it shortly loves to break people’s minds. To my knowledge they did a lot of these crossovers. A well known Marvel/DC crossover was in the 90s I think. It was about how they combine one of each their heroes to create a sort of fusion. Like for example Dark Claw (Batman/Wolverine) and Spider-Boy (Spider-Man/ Superboy Conner).
Not gonna lie, Joker falling down while farting sparkles out of his hand as two people boringly say “Success.” may very well be one of the most magical things I’ve ever seen in my life.
@@theonlyron Nope; that's a different Batgirl; in the console version. Because Cassandra Cain wasn't in Injustice 1 or 2; but was in the mobile version? But there WAS a Batgirl in Injustice; but I don't remember seeing Ms. Cain in that one though. And she's not in the 2nd Injustice game either; and that console version had the TMNT(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles); and also Scorpion and Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. But no Cassandra Cain though; sorry. Maybe if they ever made an Injustice 3; she could be in it?
@@shawnfields2369 Not sure I understand what you mean, sorry? I have no idea whether she's in either console game, as I didn't play them much. But Cassandra Cain is in Injustice mobile, which, confusingly, has way more characters than the original console version, like Static, Deadshot, Killer Croc, and Batman Who Laughs. Long story short, it had a different dev team, and was still getting content at least as of ~2019, while the original IJ1 stopped getting updates way before then. If you want to see her in the game, look up "Cassandra Cain injustice mobile" and it should be the first result, on the IJ mobile wiki. Her passive is "Assassin's Ambush: On Tag-In, Cassandra Cain attacks causing opponent to lose 25% of current health." I'd post a link but it won't let me. ✌
"4 year development cycle". Looks more like 3 3/4 years of strippers & blow then 3 months of development by highschool kids. I legit lol'd several times btw. Great vid.
G4's Judgment Day said that the game was terrible and XPlay gave it a 2 out of 5. Even Adam West when he was alive said about the parts when Batman uses the grappling hook and just hanging... "That's not Batman".
Batman and Robin at least was a functional game. This game is just unfinished. It’s like they developed it to a point and were like “Good enough! Send it out!!!”
I heard in that 4 years of 'development' it was really only being worked on by 6 people while manage 3 other projects. The reason it came out was because they were going to lose the license and wanted to get some sort of ROI.
Cool… So development… I love how you degrade the development because it wasn’t some massive team…The fact that six people were working on it and came out with what they did is actually pretty impressive. But you should definitely find more ways to make yourself feel better on the Internet… That’s clearly what all these angry reviews are for.
@@owexsolo you're the one who sounds angry. Lol. He was doing the opposite of degrading them. His whole comment was rather apologetic on the developers' behalf. Your reading comprehension leaves a lot to be desired...either that or you have some serious issues with projecting your own anger onto others there, chief. 😊
@@gagejohnathan9641 I know. I was just saying the developers of this game probably played Arkham City/ Arkham Knight and thought "Welp, we sure fucked up."
As a "fun" tidbit, there is another ending if Batman loses the final battle but turned off the detonators. He sounds triumphant for a moment while Ra's assistant tends to his wounds, but Ra's phones in to his engineers who confirm the bombs will be back online by the morrow.
00:01:34 Batman falls off 00:02:44 AAAAAAAAAHHHH!! 00:03:10 What does this-AAAAAAAH! 00:04:24 Batdead. 00:05:16 EXPLODING CAR! 00:09:32 A PUPPET! 00:12:45 OW! 00:12:48 UUUGGHHH 00:12:50 BROKE MY WING! 00:12:52 BATDED! 00:15:47 CrabMan 00:16:47 BatAnvil 00:18:50 Batman Dies 00:19:24 NOOOOOOOO! 00:20:57 Worst Ending
Just one thing to correct: Scarface had multiple controllers, not only the Ventriloquist. And in various occasions the "puppet" acted even without any controller at all. Even though it's never explained if it's real or not, it's pretty strongly believed, that Scarface acts independently.
Portraying Batman as a drunken dude speaking in third-person and constantly talking about people he vaugley knows is a perfect reflection of the feeling you get while playing Batman: Dark Tomorrow
I have a feeling that what happened with the rocket launcher guy was that the developers wanted to implement a stealth mechanic, but it was scrapped due to the time the game was taking to make, so they took it out but forgot to take the enemy out, while testing the game they realized that the enemy was there, but instead of taking it out, they instead made it so he would die after he killed you, making the respawn point happen AFTER he died to make it so that part was possible
Why? These two dudes just spent 21 minutes talking about how bad the controllers are… We get it. The controls are bad. Did you guys get the controls or bad? We definitely need to angry video game nerd to talk about how the controls are bad…
That glider section is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I've seen in anything ever. What is this show/channel and why have I only now been reccomended TH-cam!?
9:37 To be fair there are some supernatural versions of Scarface where he's possessed by the souls of death row criminals hung from Blackgate Prison's gallows tree.
This video is just about a few months old and yet I'm always coming back to it. This is legitimately funny, probably one of the best It's Just Bad Batman Themed videos to date. Though I was just rolling and nearly died from laughing at the "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD" part from the exploding car. Ya'll did real good! Amazing job!
I could write an essay about how terrible Batman is as a character and a crimefighter. He's a rich white man with no moral compass and a massive God complex who invests in toys and gadgets to beat the hell out of people instead of donating that money to building up the community he claims to be the sworn guardian of. He's the epitome of indifference.
@@benjamingreenwood7370 he does donate his money to charities, Gotham is just so terrible it doesn't make much of a difference, also it would kinda be a waste of money if he donated it to the police considering most of the cops (except Jim Gordon and a few others) are corrupt and are majorly unqualified to go after the kinds of criminals Batman fights. Joker alone could kill thousands, if not millions, of people every time he gets out of Arkham if it weren't for Batman specifically showing up to stop him, and Poison Ivy is a borderline demigoddess with how powerful she is, and don't get me started on Grundy who is a literal zombie, and (depending on continuity) is strong enough to hold his own against SUPERMAN and WONDER WOMAN! Sure, Batman might not be reducing Gothams crime rate as much as he wishes he was, but he's definitely reduced the death rate. And your probably siting there thinking "WeLl If He WaNtS tO SaVe GoThAm So BaD wHy DoEsN't He JuSt KiLl AlL tHe CrImInAlS????!!!" it's because he lives by a moral code, "if you kill a murderer, there'll still be the same amount of killers as there were before." To quote Martin Luther King, “Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. Hate multiplies hate, violence multiplies violence, and toughness multiplies toughness in a descending spiral of destruction.” by that logic, you don't stopping killing with more killing, you stop killing by not killing and setting an example. for a better/more in depth explanation on why superheroes in general shouldn't/don't kill I would recommend reading the Superman comic "What's so funny about Truth, Justice, and the American Way?", or better yet check out the movie adaptation Superman vs the Elite, considering it's painfully obvious you've never read a superhero comic in your entire life. Also, what does Batman being white have to do with anything?
@@eatinganemone89 "violence begets violence blahdee blahdee blah". Batsy would honestly be doing Gotham (and the world) a favor by taking out the murderers that mock his two faced stance on "justice" with every drop of innocent blood that they spill. At least then Gotham wouldn't have to waste so much money trying to "cure" the irredeemable sociopaths in a crappy asylum
@@jeremyallen492 Gotham isn’t really wasting their money on rehabilitating these people. The Ventriloquist on at least two occasions has been cured of his multiple personality disorder, only to relapse later (once because he just couldn’t move on without Scarface, and another time because he was sabotaged by Hugo Strange), Clayface himself is now a member of the Bat Family, and Harley Quinn has been confirmed by DC to no longer be a super villain, and is now an Anti-Hero, showing that there is hope for these people. Also since it seems you clearly hadn’t looked at any of those examples I listed on why superheroes should never kill nor listened to the wise words of Dr. King himself, I’ll be happy to explain it assuming I haven’t already lost your attention because I’m not constantly jingling keys in front of you. When Superman confronts the Elite about them killing villains, Superman says, “we are not the law!” Meaning that it’s not the jobs of people like him and the other heroes to play executioner, their supposed to stop the villains from succeeding in their evil plans and saving as many lives as they can. When Lex Luthor was placed on death row in All Star Superman for…well pick a crime and theres a good chance Lex did it, Superman didn’t try to stop them. And I know I’m using Superman as an example of why Batman doesn’t kills, but my point still stands as it’s likely Batman would have a similar view as Superman. Batman wouldn’t have a problem with his villains getting killed if they were put on trial and given the death penalty, then that would just be justice being served. Batman doesn’t kill just because it goes against his moral code, but because it’s not in his job description. The real question is “why hasn’t Gotham given Joker or any other super villains the death penalty already?”
Ok wait a minute, nevermind Scarface talking after been decapitated where the hell did that fish come from Batman?!!! 8:18 😄😄😄 I now must own this Game. Brilliant 😄
The flying section was amazing, the batman voice, the music, the ridiculousness of the game itself. Good lord I replayed this one part of the video like 6 times.
Ah yes. The exploding car was an anti theft system back then. I remember buying it. About two weeks after getting it; my car went off (well exploded) at 3AM. So I called the anti theft company to complain since my car was totalled. They asked me if anything was stolen and I had to admit no. The customer service rep then told me the anti theft system did its job. Then she hung up on me.
1:34 Ughhhhhhhhh 2:40 Pinache ........Ughhhhhhhhh 3:02 Alfred Oracle can't swing huh what this button do..Ughhhhhhhhhh 3:59 I must defend Gotham 4:24 Un, (Farts) Bat-dead 5:16 Oh okay (runs to the car) BOOM My parents are dead 6:24 I am the night 9:48 Robocop warned me about these EXTRA 12:05 Success 12:44 I believe I can fly 14:38 (Gets shot and falls) Alfred 15:33 Batman needs to make 15:39 Where's Alfred is he even in this game 15:46 I'm Crabman 16:21 Looks Batman gonna stay here tonight 16:42 I'm a good Batmans 17:00 This keeps happening to me 20:57 Keep me hanging on
I'm guessing the whole Scareface thing was due to the game devs kind of looking into the origins of the dummy, and seeing that he was carved from the wood of a tree, that was used as a makeshift gallows of sorts. And I guess they thought there was some supernatural stuff going on there.
I couldn't stop laughing when batman walks up to the car and boom! This looks like one of those cases where the developers ambitions were greater than their development skills.
Actually there is a good ending. You get it by turning off the game and never touching it again.
Make sure to burn it in a dumpster fire for the true ending
@@Quip765 Then play any of the Arkham Games for the truest ending
Hmm thx
The super secret ending is the destruction of every copy in existence.
@@Quip765 burn it alongside the Sega Genesis Classic by ATGames.
Car explodes. "My parents are dead...". Thank-you, haven't laughed so hard in a long while. Well played Rerez, well played.
The part that made me laugh was "Batman can''t go left, Batman can't go right. Looks like Batman's going to have to stay here tonight."
I scrolled down and this made me laugh again.
The bit when he fell into that unseen pit and went "Martha!" was pretty freaking hilarious too.
All the Batman voice clips were hilarious Haha
"I'm bat-dead!"
"Ugggghhhh" is my most favorite Batman line ever.
UberNeuman me tooo
UberNeuman 2:44 NO NGEEEE is the best batman line Ever
@Waldo Rojas - lol. Your mom cracked me up when she asked for the money to abort you.
my former best friend is still obsessed and playing tis same video today he hates the Arkham games hes still is waiting for the sequel to dark tomorrow to be released on the gamecube
Lol omg I was just going to type that
Batman, pouting: “Where’s Alfred? Is he even in this game?”
Man, this video never fails to entertain me. It’s a shame this came out before Rerez invented the Money Ghost, because that joke is the only thing this video is missing.
didn't the money ghost exist before? I watched the chicken shoot video and that had the money ghost in it. it also came out before
Actually, the money ghost gag originated in the Chicken Shoot episode which released BEFORE this episode.
@@femboy-gardevoir I stand corrected. Good catch!
I was having a really downer of a day and came across this video. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, flat out crying laughing. All the mumbling "Alfred, Oracle..." Omg, thank you so much, this made my day so much better.
Who grunts when they fall off a building?
he falls*
No, Perry lee was correct.
PANZERFAUST90 you make no sense.
PANZERFAUST90 incorrect, my comment isn't referring just to a male, that's why I wrote they, basically:
What person would grunt when they (female or male) fall off a building?
The same guy that runs like he's holding a massive diarrhea dump and needs to find a toilet.
Ah yes, Ra's Al Ghul is a master tactician, planning his base in such a way that ensures Batman will die of boredom! (or soiling his batsuit since Ra's didn't install any toilets)
"Detective. You will join me once I bore you senseless."
Or shotgun blast to the face.
He designed it with hopes that Batman would kill himself halfway through.
@@andrewarnold2450 Ah, but you see, Batman never kills anyone, not even HIMSELF! So, Ra's plan, has already failed!
Don’t you mean “Razzmatazz Al Ghoulie Ghul”? 18:07
Swords in cutscene: Straight
Swords in game: Curved
Maybe they went to Hammerfell real quick to get those swords
@satan Men of Culture, I see
I have found you!
the tetsaiga is hardly curved untill it's transformed an then it has a BIG boy curve
my former best friends all time favorite batman movie is batman and robin he refuses to watch nolans dark knight trilogy he claims Nolan is the worst director in hollywood
"Alfred..."
"Oracle..."
"Urrrggghhhhhh.."
I lost it at "What does this button do...UGGGGGGGGGH."
Lol
Well what else are you supposed to do it's kind of obvious to do ...UGGGGH
Lmao
UGGGH Im BatDead
"Martha!"
This is less Batman and more my drunk uncle dressed in a Batman costume after we found him dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation. His last word was uuuuugh.
You alright bro
Ash Kitt the castle, of uuuuuugh
So Crazy Steve?
@@repulser93 a fellow Atop The Fourth Wall fan?
Oh you found him dead alright, Shakespearean style...amiright?
At least that aquaman game was horrendous right from the start, this one had good cutscenes that gave you an illusion of a good game until the gameplay started 😥
Played Superman 64, aqua man, and this Batman... I was a severely disappointed superhero fan as a kid when these games all came out.
They have to do aquaman to complete the shitty trio
@@qazhr
Aquaman is actually playable, just VERY repetitive and boring, and also the game looks EXTREMELY cheap.
I like that cutscene too.
@Adventist Also, Tidus was dealing with Warner Brothers constantly bullshitting them.
So they really couldn't make the game they wanted to. Oh and they wouldn't let them release the nearly complete PS1 version, which actually looks like a halfway decent game.
In fairness, I feel I should point out that the comics did eventually reveal that the Scarface dummy is carved from cursed wood from Slaughter Swamp. And it may actually be alive.
@j p Don't know the issue since I haven't regularly read Batman comics since the Knightfall story line. DC's character bios do mention this. It's why the new Ventriloquist still had Scarface. It's not a split personality, it's the doll actually being alive to an extent. Think they decided on that backstory when they made a new person the Ventriloquist.
@@faerieknight2298
All true, but also in fairness, that's really dumb.
The appeal of the wackiness of The Ventriloquist is he's a tortured mind being dominated by a criminal personality. The best of Batman's villains mirror Batman's own psychoses, and Scarface is no exception. Furthermore, the appeal of seeing a Batman villain being defeated is the "hoisted upon his own petard" trope. (The Gotham TV series actually has Harvey Bullock point this out in season one.) The coolest and cleverest way Batman has ever defeated The Ventriloquist is by using ventriloquism to trick Scarface into thinking The Ventriloquist was making fun of him. It was actually a brilliant play, and the original dummy was destroyed.
At least in the Bruce Timm universe. (The good one.)
TL;DR Scarface is cooler when there's nothing supernatural about him.
Took the words right from my mouth. Apparently, the mystery of how scarface actually was a cursed doll started in some of the pre-infinite crisis comic books. Scarface came back in the time when both detective comics and batman were running the same story, when his puppetmaster was killed. Batman finds out scarface is back when he hears rumors on the street that he's making a return, trapping brucie in a explosive distress call with a fake catwoman. So he poses as the thug Lefty Knox and hides himself in the comeback party, trying to unravel the mystery of how scarface was using dead bodies.
I think it was from one of the Arkham anthology comics
Where did it say it was from slaughter swamp? The one I remember was that the cursed wood came from blackgate's lone gallows tree, and was carved by weskers cellmate into what would become Scarface
There's a few instances where Scarface has said or done stuff when not being controlled, but it's always presented as being ambiguous if Scarface is actually sentient or if it's just told through Wesker's broken mental state.
I have to imagine that the creators of the game thought the doll was sentient because they misunderstood the way it's presented and figured it must be sentient in a way where other people can interact with it.
It talking would make sense if it was presented from Wesker's perspective, but they really screwed that up if Batman feels a need to silence it.
I like it being ambiguous
Maybe it’s like a remote thing. Where Wesker made it so the head could still be controlled independently from the body even in the event of decapitation because of how often that situation comes up, most likely for bonus creepy and so he has a sort of countermeasure in place for that scenario
Well when I looked up if scarface was sentient I found and image of I think the puppet moving without the pupeetmaster
I saw Matt McMuscles's video on this game and had to come back
HOW in the hell did anyone think it'd be a good idea to run your enemy AI off of a Gameboy Advance emulator
I'm sorry, they used a freaking emulator to base their AI off of? What were they smoking to think that's a good idea
Whatever drugs they were using, the developers should have at least had a good high. Because they certainly didn't make a good game.
@@gradygorham9520 the dev team was small and new to making big budget games and only had experience with handhelds, so they programmed the AI using a GBA emulator as that was hardware they were familiar with. I don’t even know how that works but they did it
@@officialFredDurstfanclubI thought that it was the entire game using GBA coding and not just the enemy AI. Still though, why would you do that?!
Batman’s voice is hilarious! 🤣
Well done! 👍
*Batman: Dark Tomorrow!*
Starring: Sénor Cardgage as Batman
Alfred im afraid my glider lacks momentum.
@@Herr.P i can show you my glider and what kind of momentum it can provide ;)
That death sound NEEDS to become a meme.
Which is why I'm trying to INTENTIONALLY make it a meme
@@deletethesecookiemonstersd4388 uuugghhh
Just when I thought RE4 Leon's death sound was meme-y enough...
Please don't put my favorite game in the same sentence as this pile of 💩
Forever in the annals of history together with "oh no" and "oof"
Batman dark tomorrow: *exists*
Me: *Batman death grunt*
Lol ever since I watched this video I've been doing that's death grunt lol. So good.
Dark Tomorrow Batman made me legit laugh out loud.
More like Drunk Tomorrow.
my former best friend is obsessed with batman dark tmorrow and that's the only game along with a dragon ball z he playing on his 5 to 6 gamecube consoles
@PHILL SHIVELY my former best friend saw these comments is now in a fit of rage breaking things destroying family alumis and destroying his own parents house hes even lightining dogs on fire by pouring gasoline on them then throwing match sticks on the dogs
Oh okay
1:34 2:44 3:10
_“URRRRRRNGH...”_
- Bruce Wayne/Batman, 2003
He looks like he’s re-enacting Wile E. Coyote with that fall animation.
@@rayvenkman2087
All is missing it's cartoon fall sound effect.
Hahaha
"Batman"
"Ugh?"
"see that car over there?"
"Ugh"
"go check it out!"
"okay!"
*BANG*
XD might have laughed too much at that.
"MY PARENTS ARE DEAD"
THIS WAS THE BEST EPISODE YOU MADE SO FAR! Gags well timed and made me laugh. It was very enjoyable! Keep it up!
This is much better than the new AVGN episodes. This is quite literally the modern version of classic AVGN.
You know what was missing, though? The Benny Hill music.
(rocket launcher hit) "Uh...bat dead!"
Did... did you say this took four years to make?
Yeah, they did say that
This is on the same level as Anthem
@@reclusingrecluse4835
Which is better than Batman: Dark Tomorrow and Antham?
@@ChaseMC215 obviously Batmam: Dark Tomorrow
@@reclusingrecluse4835
I said than.
Scarface was pretty sentient, to my knowledge. As far as I understood from every iteration I saw, the puppet was alive and basically just used Wesker to get around. The irony was that, since Scarface had the dominant personality and position, whatever Human was beneath him was more of a puppet than the actual puppet.
I guess it all depends on what version you're looking at. I know in The Batman series, Wesker had mental issues and was projecting his inner demons through the puppet. Scarface was the one who was doing 'the talking' and 'planned' the jobs but it was shown that he was just a puppet but one that Wesker had created a personality for from his own mind. What was fucked up about that version was Dr. Strange was well aware of this and purposely tormented him after he had 'treated' Wesker to see if he could drive him back into crime by returning the puppet to him and making it SEEM like Scarface was alive.
@@SuperCosmicMutantSquid ... Wait, when did DC and Marvel start doing crossovers? Batman was one of the original DC heroes, while Dr Strange was Marvel...
I think they meant Dr. Hugo Strange the villain (not the Marvel’s Dr. Strange). He is a psychologist that to put it shortly loves to break people’s minds.
To my knowledge they did a lot of these crossovers. A well known Marvel/DC crossover was in the 90s I think. It was about how they combine one of each their heroes to create a sort of fusion. Like for example Dark Claw (Batman/Wolverine) and Spider-Boy (Spider-Man/ Superboy Conner).
@@alexandrianoel3419 Huh... ok, I stand corrected. I had not heard of Dr. Hugo Strange.
But looking at a summary of his comic/tv history... Holy crap!
I think I prefer the mental coping of the scarface puppet than the cursed wood version.
19:18 I got an ad right after Ra's hit the button and it was amusing enough that I wasn't annoyed at a mid video ad
Like he decided to show Batman an ad before blowing the whole city up
Good pfp
Not gonna lie, Joker falling down while farting sparkles out of his hand as two people boringly say “Success.” may very well be one of the most magical things I’ve ever seen in my life.
I love your Batman voice. He always sounds so confused, haha.
"My parents are dead!"
Not they're voice
Jk "UGGGGGGGH" is not what they said
"What's this button do...ummmmmm!"
no actual good ending
well, game isn't called 'bright tomorrow' :D
I mean, you sure do got him there
Well, when you put it that way...
Ha
Actually there is a good ending. And that’s destroying every copy ever.
Or night yesterday
Every time Bats falls off a building or into a pit he sounds like he's passing kidney stones.
Probably is.
@@rayvenkman2087 🤣🤣🤣
I've had multiple Kidney Stones and was about to object, but ya I probably sounded like that... :D
@@jjoshaugh 😂😂😂😂😂
And looks like Wile E. Coyote
Cassandra Cain is my favorite version of Batgirl. and it makes me really sad that THIS is her only videogame appearance. :(
Well, she's also in scribblenauts unmasked
She's a shopkeeper in DCUO.. she has two lines... it's something though.
She's in Injustice 1 mobile, and maybe even the console version as DLC
@@theonlyron Nope; that's a different Batgirl; in the console version. Because Cassandra Cain wasn't in Injustice 1 or 2; but was in the mobile version? But there WAS a Batgirl in Injustice; but I don't remember seeing Ms. Cain in that one though. And she's not in the 2nd Injustice game either; and that console version had the TMNT(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles); and also Scorpion and Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. But no Cassandra Cain though; sorry. Maybe if they ever made an Injustice 3; she could be in it?
@@shawnfields2369 Not sure I understand what you mean, sorry? I have no idea whether she's in either console game, as I didn't play them much. But Cassandra Cain is in Injustice mobile, which, confusingly, has way more characters than the original console version, like Static, Deadshot, Killer Croc, and Batman Who Laughs. Long story short, it had a different dev team, and was still getting content at least as of ~2019, while the original IJ1 stopped getting updates way before then.
If you want to see her in the game, look up "Cassandra Cain injustice mobile" and it should be the first result, on the IJ mobile wiki. Her passive is "Assassin's Ambush: On Tag-In, Cassandra Cain attacks causing opponent to lose 25% of current health." I'd post a link but it won't let me. ✌
"4 year development cycle". Looks more like 3 3/4 years of strippers & blow then 3 months of development by highschool kids.
I legit lol'd several times btw. Great vid.
G4's Judgment Day said that the game was terrible and XPlay gave it a 2 out of 5.
Even Adam West when he was alive said about the parts when Batman uses the grappling hook and just hanging... "That's not Batman".
Maybe this game was what Adam West was referring to when he said "Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb..."
@@MrSkerpentine That was way before Video Games existed!
wooosh
Otaku_GameFan Oof. You’re not too bright.
@@ElricSowrd Adam West was the first Actor to ever play Batman.
Well it is called dark tomorrow, so maybe that's why there is no good ending. The next day and the next day are gonna be just as bad as the last one
Sounds like gotham
@@akashpaul3682 The city or the show?
@@skippernolen5644 the city brah
@@akashpaul3682 Thanks for clarifying. As a reward, I will let you know that it's 4:00 AM where I'm at.
*Cries in insomnia.*
@@skippernolen5644 it's ok dude we are all insomniacs here. You are in good company
When I see my favorite superhero involved in this abomination:
*Look how they massacred my boy*
gay
You mean Batman? This is far from his first shitty game.
Clara Gonzalez
Batman being slaughtered like Julius Caesar.
Me: why?
PANZERFAUST90 yes you are
Same goes for Aquaman and Superman, especially with their Just Bad Games episodes
Batman: *LITERALLY FALLS OF A BUILDING*
Also batman: *angry grunt*
"What's this button do...Ummmmm!"
The hilariously casual groan from Batman as he falls to his death is a nice touch.
Finally, the actual worst Batman game! So many people think it's Batman Forever or Batman and Robin on ps1. Oh no. This is far worse.
This feels like what would happen if Batman and Robin released the generation after lol
Batman and Robin at least was a functional game. This game is just unfinished. It’s like they developed it to a point and were like “Good enough! Send it out!!!”
@@LakesideAmusementPro Honestly? This looks worse than Superman 64.
LakesideAmusementPro lol functional? Have you ever tried to actually play it? It's functionality is debatable at best.
Kenneth Eaton I played both and I would play Batman and Robin over this trash heap any day.
I heard in that 4 years of 'development' it was really only being worked on by 6 people while manage 3 other projects. The reason it came out was because they were going to lose the license and wanted to get some sort of ROI.
What is ROI?
@@SouthwesternEagle Return On Investment
Cool… So development… I love how you degrade the development because it wasn’t some massive team…The fact that six people were working on it and came out with what they did is actually pretty impressive. But you should definitely find more ways to make yourself feel better on the Internet… That’s clearly what all these angry reviews are for.
@@owexsolo you're the one who sounds angry. Lol. He was doing the opposite of degrading them. His whole comment was rather apologetic on the developers' behalf. Your reading comprehension leaves a lot to be desired...either that or you have some serious issues with projecting your own anger onto others there, chief. 😊
@@owexsolo 🙄🙄🙄
I wonder what these developers thought when they played the Arkham games
I bet it was "...Oh...that's how you...oops....'ughhhhhh'"
They were probably like "Well we sure fucked up, didn't we?"
@@jennifercorbett8640 they didn't make this
@@gagejohnathan9641 I know. I was just saying the developers of this game probably played Arkham City/ Arkham Knight and thought "Welp, we sure fucked up."
They didn’t say anything from starting Asylum to ending Knight. When they were done they just said “ughh” like when Batman falls of the roof.
I like that you guys, you know, actually play the game all the way through and don't just rant about it.
Nice pfp.
madeline pfp moment
Based pfp
As a "fun" tidbit, there is another ending if Batman loses the final battle but turned off the detonators. He sounds triumphant for a moment while Ra's assistant tends to his wounds, but Ra's phones in to his engineers who confirm the bombs will be back online by the morrow.
Such a shame. The game cover and free comic made you think this was an actual game lol.
2:41 we need a Batman comic with this
1:34 What about this? XD
In 2022
This game rocks, and some of those rocks I tossed at it were mighty big.
...I get that reference!
Cue Killer Croc going, "It was a big rock..."
That's really clever
Had us in the first half there, not gonna lie.
Whoever does the voice of whiny Batman is very funny, good job. I kept laughing esp the gliding scene, hanging in mid air, etc. Keep up good work. 👍🏻
00:01:34 Batman falls off
00:02:44 AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
00:03:10 What does this-AAAAAAAH!
00:04:24 Batdead.
00:05:16 EXPLODING CAR!
00:09:32 A PUPPET!
00:12:45 OW!
00:12:48 UUUGGHHH
00:12:50 BROKE MY WING!
00:12:52 BATDED!
00:15:47 CrabMan
00:16:47 BatAnvil
00:18:50 Batman Dies
00:19:24 NOOOOOOOO!
00:20:57 Worst Ending
You sir, are brilliant!
You forgot the part where he goes "Martha!"
16:47
*_"MARTHAAAaaa...!!!"_* 😫
"You'll be stuck playing this game longer than you ever wanted to!"
What, a whole minute?
cheezemonkeyeater that’s a minute longer than I would want to play it
Lol
Why does this not have more liked??
Try a whole second.
A whole millisecond.
But according to gaming magazine previews, Batman's cape is a masterpiece of animation...
They had to say something positive before turning the game off after trying to clear the first rooftop
They should see Arkham Asylum
This can't be Batman, it seems more Badman
Or Fartman.
Batass.
Or, as I like to call him... “Baehmen”.
Or ButtMan
Or bad game man
And now after the "What Happened" on the game I can only say "GBA emulator running the AI" like...WHAT?
Just one thing to correct: Scarface had multiple controllers, not only the Ventriloquist. And in various occasions the "puppet" acted even without any controller at all. Even though it's never explained if it's real or not, it's pretty strongly believed, that Scarface acts independently.
This game is basically Bat-Hero from Phelous the game
😹
@@Flower_Mom BATHERO, YOU EEDIOT!!
Hello fellow Phelous fans!
I can't wait for the 12 Baltard boss fights in the sequel.
That is just too perfect.
"There is no good ending when it comes to Batman".
Pretty much.
"He runs like he's scampering for a toilet." Thanks you made my day with that one.
14:15 Luigi's Mansion does that,but when you're close to a wall it shows a see-through version of that wall,representing it
Batman: “My parents are dead”
Me: “ *Dont worry Bruce. Apparently you’ll be seeing them soon.* “
Oh no.
15:00
Uuugghh im having Batman forever flashbacks ... AVGN would have an aneurism if he saw this.
Batman, falling down: “UUUGGHHGHHHHHHHHH”
1:34
"What should we do to make it look like there's traffic far below?"
"Idk, just put a bunch of random yellow and red dots everywhere, that'll do"
Portraying Batman as a drunken dude speaking in third-person and constantly talking about people he vaugley knows is a perfect reflection of the feeling you get while playing Batman: Dark Tomorrow
I have a feeling that what happened with the rocket launcher guy was that the developers wanted to implement a stealth mechanic, but it was scrapped due to the time the game was taking to make, so they took it out but forgot to take the enemy out, while testing the game they realized that the enemy was there, but instead of taking it out, they instead made it so he would die after he killed you, making the respawn point happen AFTER he died to make it so that part was possible
It's just a scripting bug
This deserves an AVGN review
ventisette. agreed!!
It wasn't made by ljn
@@andrewkind2820 it doesn’t need LJN to be bad.
@@andrewkind2820 LJN or no, I’m pretty sure the devs of this game were a bunch of laughing joking numbnuts.
Why? These two dudes just spent 21 minutes talking about how bad the controllers are… We get it. The controls are bad. Did you guys get the controls or bad? We definitely need to angry video game nerd to talk about how the controls are bad…
8:33 Funny thing: In at least one continuity the doll turned out to be sentient on his own.
1:29 Somehow, This Scene Makes Me Crack Up
Edit: 5:17 Too
Batman: *falls down*
Enemies: “Well, looks like we wo- oh wait he’s up again!”
“The Dark Knight”?More Like”The Dork Knight”,he Couldn’t Even Work a Grappling Hook🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
how was that funny kids man
@@gamemaster2192 Dude,You Just Don’t Have a Sense of Humor
@@cjhs2006 I do these jokes are corny that make DSP jokes laughable
This was so corny, 10/10 would laugh again.
More like BORE Ragnarok
You should review Superman: The Man of Steel X-box game that came out at the same time as this.
Ricardo Ramirez 3 weeks later and they did
This is the funniest "Just Bad Games" video ever!
Lmao XD
That glider section is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I've seen in anything ever.
What is this show/channel and why have I only now been reccomended TH-cam!?
12:44 I feel like a bird...oh clipped the wing
I'm sailing a-WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
I'm the mountain!
I didn’t do anything that tiiiiiime
Oh...hello?...anyone? This doesn't seem possible but it is. I'm r-really scared and confused right now. Alfred. Alfred! Hello?
5:16 I shouldn't have laughed so hard at that! XD
Dude sounds like he's dropping a load when he falls off the building.
Edit: "Ughh, Batdead" is my favorite bit out of the whole video.
Reece Tinsman that’s what I thought
He’s taking a massive Batdump.
I took a bat dump earlier
MARTHA
10:55
So, Poison Ivy is the mother of Bed of Chaos from Dark Souls, is she?
TheNumberQuelve makes sense
11:23 Wait..... does the freeze suit have nipples?
9:37 To be fair there are some supernatural versions of Scarface where he's possessed by the souls of death row criminals hung from Blackgate Prison's gallows tree.
I’m a year late,but the game never really explicitly told you what version fo Scarface Dark Tomorrow’s was.
@@brawler715 Since he looks like the DCAU version he was probably a version where Wesker was projecting a split personality through the puppet.
16:20 "Batman can't go left, Batman can't go right.
Looks like Batman's gonna have to stay here tonight."
lol
And to think I completed this game 100% back in the day
...You...You poor, poor man. How did you survive with your sanity intact?!?
I feel bad for you
I feel absolutely bad for you
This video is just about a few months old and yet I'm always coming back to it. This is legitimately funny, probably one of the best It's Just Bad Batman Themed videos to date.
Though I was just rolling and nearly died from laughing at the "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD" part from the exploding car. Ya'll did real good! Amazing job!
20:15 well actually it's called The Lazarus Pit to give you a the short version it's basically the Fountain of youth accept it brings you back
Ty kamen Yeah, It Work On Jason Todd And That’s How He Became The Vigilante Red Hood
With you most likely being batshit crazy
12:36 A Bat-Glide version of Pilotwings. XD
I got stuck FOREVER on the Ratcatcher boss fight. I eventually realized I had to leg sweep the giant rats.
This game speaks volumes for how Batman can beat his rogues gallery but doesn't effectively manage to suppress actual crime in Gotham.
I could write an essay about how terrible Batman is as a character and a crimefighter. He's a rich white man with no moral compass and a massive God complex who invests in toys and gadgets to beat the hell out of people instead of donating that money to building up the community he claims to be the sworn guardian of. He's the epitome of indifference.
@@benjamingreenwood7370 he does donate his money to charities, Gotham is just so terrible it doesn't make much of a difference, also it would kinda be a waste of money if he donated it to the police considering most of the cops (except Jim Gordon and a few others) are corrupt and are majorly unqualified to go after the kinds of criminals Batman fights. Joker alone could kill thousands, if not millions, of people every time he gets out of Arkham if it weren't for Batman specifically showing up to stop him, and Poison Ivy is a borderline demigoddess with how powerful she is, and don't get me started on Grundy who is a literal zombie, and (depending on continuity) is strong enough to hold his own against SUPERMAN and WONDER WOMAN! Sure, Batman might not be reducing Gothams crime rate as much as he wishes he was, but he's definitely reduced the death rate.
And your probably siting there thinking "WeLl If He WaNtS tO SaVe GoThAm So BaD wHy DoEsN't He JuSt KiLl AlL tHe CrImInAlS????!!!" it's because he lives by a moral code, "if you kill a murderer, there'll still be the same amount of killers as there were before." To quote Martin Luther King, “Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. Hate multiplies hate, violence multiplies violence, and toughness multiplies toughness in a descending spiral of destruction.” by that logic, you don't stopping killing with more killing, you stop killing by not killing and setting an example. for a better/more in depth explanation on why superheroes in general shouldn't/don't kill I would recommend reading the Superman comic "What's so funny about Truth, Justice, and the American Way?", or better yet check out the movie adaptation Superman vs the Elite, considering it's painfully obvious you've never read a superhero comic in your entire life.
Also, what does Batman being white have to do with anything?
@@benjamingreenwood7370 ever seen what happens to aid to third world nations? Goes into the pockets of dictators
@@eatinganemone89 "violence begets violence blahdee blahdee blah". Batsy would honestly be doing Gotham (and the world) a favor by taking out the murderers that mock his two faced stance on "justice" with every drop of innocent blood that they spill.
At least then Gotham wouldn't have to waste so much money trying to "cure" the irredeemable sociopaths in a crappy asylum
@@jeremyallen492 Gotham isn’t really wasting their money on rehabilitating these people. The Ventriloquist on at least two occasions has been cured of his multiple personality disorder, only to relapse later (once because he just couldn’t move on without Scarface, and another time because he was sabotaged by Hugo Strange), Clayface himself is now a member of the Bat Family, and Harley Quinn has been confirmed by DC to no longer be a super villain, and is now an Anti-Hero, showing that there is hope for these people.
Also since it seems you clearly hadn’t looked at any of those examples I listed on why superheroes should never kill nor listened to the wise words of Dr. King himself, I’ll be happy to explain it assuming I haven’t already lost your attention because I’m not constantly jingling keys in front of you. When Superman confronts the Elite about them killing villains, Superman says, “we are not the law!” Meaning that it’s not the jobs of people like him and the other heroes to play executioner, their supposed to stop the villains from succeeding in their evil plans and saving as many lives as they can. When Lex Luthor was placed on death row in All Star Superman for…well pick a crime and theres a good chance Lex did it, Superman didn’t try to stop them. And I know I’m using Superman as an example of why Batman doesn’t kills, but my point still stands as it’s likely Batman would have a similar view as Superman. Batman wouldn’t have a problem with his villains getting killed if they were put on trial and given the death penalty, then that would just be justice being served. Batman doesn’t kill just because it goes against his moral code, but because it’s not in his job description.
The real question is “why hasn’t Gotham given Joker or any other super villains the death penalty already?”
15:46 “I’m Crabman”
6:19 I haven't had the mispleasure of playing this but this moment of the video made me laugh really hard.
Ok wait a minute, nevermind Scarface talking after been decapitated where the hell did that fish come from Batman?!!! 8:18
😄😄😄
I now must own this Game.
Brilliant 😄
No you don't get spider man ps4 or arkham city
@@fnsmstudios5269 no he chooses what he wants, it's his own choice
Same here for me Shady!
@@fnsmstudios5269 I've been Gaming for 33 years I'm sure I'll manage. 🙂
@@ethanmcgowan4693 Thankyou 🙂
*The Batman death "grUuugH" could even compete the Yoda-death-sound*
Complete with a Wile E. Coyote style fall animation.
The flying section was amazing, the batman voice, the music, the ridiculousness of the game itself. Good lord I replayed this one part of the video like 6 times.
So basically the game points out the biggest problem with Batman; it's just an endless cycle. I think that's a pretty good ending lmao
17:21 have you tried pressing the 'DO' button?
Oookay.
*click*
@@night-seeker666 "Ummmmmm..."
**falls to his death**
Man in the window was like, "There is no point if you get aroused by me rocket. Next time I see you I won't be there." 4:16
Well, I nearly died of laughter during that bat glider section... haha! Thank you for that...
"Defoliant." I didn't know Batman had a stash of Agent Orange.
thats why u need tank controls for this cam
Ah yes. The exploding car was an anti theft system back then. I remember buying it. About two weeks after getting it; my car went off (well exploded) at 3AM. So I called the anti theft company to complain since my car was totalled.
They asked me if anything was stolen and I had to admit no. The customer service rep then told me the anti theft system did its job. Then she hung up on me.
lmao
And then she banned you from ever calling that anti-theft company ever again, right?
1:34 Ughhhhhhhhh
2:40 Pinache ........Ughhhhhhhhh
3:02 Alfred Oracle can't swing huh what this button do..Ughhhhhhhhhh
3:59 I must defend Gotham
4:24 Un, (Farts) Bat-dead
5:16 Oh okay (runs to the car) BOOM
My parents are dead
6:24 I am the night
9:48 Robocop warned me about these
EXTRA 12:05 Success
12:44 I believe I can fly
14:38 (Gets shot and falls) Alfred
15:33 Batman needs to make
15:39 Where's Alfred is he even in this game
15:46 I'm Crabman
16:21 Looks Batman gonna stay here tonight
16:42 I'm a good Batmans
17:00 This keeps happening to me
20:57 Keep me hanging on
16:47
*_"MARTHAAAAaaa...!!!"_*
I'm guessing the whole Scareface thing was due to the game devs kind of looking into the origins of the dummy, and seeing that he was carved from the wood of a tree, that was used as a makeshift gallows of sorts.
And I guess they thought there was some supernatural stuff going on there.
"Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb."
~Adam West (as well as every single review of this game)
I guess one thing I like is how the environments are detailed while most of them being empty of enemies or anything interesting
This was hilarious! I love the extremely depressed Batman voice! I honestly never heard of this game, thank goodness I didn't.
I couldn't stop laughing when batman walks up to the car and boom!
This looks like one of those cases where the developers ambitions were greater than their development skills.
12:01 that scene really made me laugh