The strangest thing about this game is they lifted plot points from a Lupin the Third movie. "Lupin the Third: Bye Bye lady Liberty" features the thief airlifting the statue of liberty to the grand canyon to search it for a diamond the size of a football a restoration team member hid in it. I don't think it's coincidence the devs of this game put the statue in the same place.
I'm just surprised that someone still remembers Lupin The Third, besides me, I mean. A much better series and had much better movies (even though I enjoyed the 2 Charlie's Angels movies), and there was that one Lupin the Third game on the PS2. Don't know why the game's devs decided to watch a Lupin movie before deciding on the games plot though...
@@shawnfields2369 honestly lupin has had a mini resurgence since the release of lupin III: the first. If I had to guess why they stole the ideas from it I'd have to go with it was better than any idea they had and they figured it was obscure enough at the time no one would catch on. And to be fair I think I'm one of the only people who noticed.
@@gandalfcow717 Really? Any type of resurgence is good to hear about. I'm just surprised I never noticed it myself. Maybe it's because I try to stay away from bad movie licensed games? Yeah, you may very well be one of the only few people who noticed how the game's plot is a ripoff. The angels just needed an angry and sometimes incompetent inspector chasing them down constantly, throughout the game, and ALMOST catching them each and every time, but just slightly failing, and then, it'd definitely be a ripoff. But if Charlie's Angels had to rip something off, I'm glad they had good enough taste to go for Lupin the Third. But on the other hand, I'd rather have seen a GOOD ripoff of Lupin instead of this hilariously bad disaster.
@@miragebangbravern Yep, you're probably right. I mean, Lupin the Third's been around for a long time. So, these devs must've had great taste then. I mean, I personally remember liking the Charlie's Angel's movies as a kid. Because they were funny. But I guess them reminding me of Lupin the Third, might be another reason, and because of the actually funny jokes and the fact that the late, great, Bernie Mac was in the second one, and while I'm sure I was like, the only dude who actually wanted a third Charlie's Angels movie, it's probably too late at this point, but you never know in this particular day and age...sure, Bernie Mac has sadly, passed on to greener pastures, but his legacy's not been forgotten about though, as Bosley. I think you could still probably sit down and enjoy the CA movies though. But I haven't seen them in a long time, so I don't know if they're still as good as I remember them, but who knows? I still enjoy films like "The Mask" and "Dumb & Dumber", but maybe that's because I'm a huge fan of Jim Carrey? He is a very talented comedian/actor...
The leather and whip joke is a reference to the fact the level is in a dungeon, which has bondage connotations. It's not a good joke, but it's not out of nowhere.
@@gaminggoof1542 …have you never heard of Amsterdam’s red light district?? That statement is very incorrect lol. (Also, not everything is racist just because another race than white people are involved haha)
I think the cutscene's lip sync was rendered in French because whoever did the English localisation (probably the devs themselves) wasn't confident in their ability to translate to English. You can even see it in the "news report" cutscene, when the first newspaper flies in, the paper itself is the "Hareld Tribune" and the headline is "New York is orphan". At the very least least, the cutscene localisation was rushed.
The game grumps, dan and arin never figured the memory card thing out and played the first level like 4 times before giving up. It was pretty funny lol!
I cannot unsee Natalie behaving like a goose after this video. Thanks for another great quality video. PS: That little remix near the end was unexpected, but awesome.
The health restoration items are based off the significant items or themes for each Angel. 1) Drew has a lighter, as you put, because it's her trusty lighter in the first movie. 2) Cameron has a CD because she loves dancing and music so much that she's almost always doing it in her spare time. She was even on Soul Train in the first flick. 3) Also in the first flick, Lucy Liu is trying very hard to make something edible as she wants to be a good cook. She is not. At one point she creates these rock hard muffins that one of the Angels jokingly picks up and throws at another Angel missing them and imbedding into a door(?) Also, how'd you miss the dancing idle animations!?
@@theoneonlygreat6002 When did you first come out to your family. Or is this your first time! I'm flattered, but as I said, I'm into the three girls featured. Sorry.
I think there might have been an unused level where the Milkman would actually make sense. But instead of scrapping the enemy along with the level they instead placed him in the Grand Canyon level for whatever reason. Maybe the criminal Hideout was once located in a Suburban area?
"It's takes one Kraang" Or a Carmen Sandiego, because she steals freaking buildings and other large objects like a fussy mother sweeping up discarded legos
I don't understand the invisible wall thing. What is the benefit of stoping a player from going back? Imagine getting stuck behind the invisible wall while the extra life T-poses just out of reach.
It's a common thing in beat them up games. The camera won't move until you beat all the ennmies. The problem is that, as shown in the video, standard beat them up are 2D scrolling games so the invisible wall thing isn't as jarring as in that game.
I'm pretty sure in some older games, it was to help with the game being on worse hardware, and it just got carried through into games that didn't need it, like this one. Ie. NES Mario Bros has a level loading process that can't go backwards, but was able to store a lot of really long levels in a tiny amount of data, thanks to how it was built.
I think StopSkeletonsFromFighting put it best when he said the worst part of this is that the developers were clearly trying to make something pervy, and couldn't even produce something even remotely good enough looking to do even that. I've seen budget titles (even for the time) that looked WAY better.
Hey guys, thank you so much for this video! More than a couple of times I found myself having to rewind a little bit to hear what you had said because I couldn't hear you over my own laughter. I'm so glad you're still doing 'It's Just Bad' videos. Your many hours of frustration playing through these abominations is greatly appreciated! hahaha! I may take a nap in a little bit and I feel as though the 'Charlie Honk' is going to haunt my dreams. ha! Thanks again, guys!
I typically don't really like cheesy humor but you guys just do it so good and so wholesomely that you're one of my favorite channels on this whole entire platform
I remember liking the Charlie's Angels movies and seeing this game at Blockbuster all the time and wanting to rent it. Thank god it was always rented out already.
This is one of my favorite Just Bad vids, and every now and then I re-watch it.... I always forget about Natalie's pain honks and end up spit-taking every. Single. Time.
I'm sure she could also pass as either Poison Ivy,(probably couldn't do worse than uma thruman's awful performance of the character from Batman & Robin), or even Psylocke(a character from the X-Men series), as well.
7:40 NO, Alex' muffins are NOT a health item! She nearly kills someone throwing it. It was a gag in the films. So they screwed up even that. Muffins as a weapon would be actually better.
Great video. I remember some other youtubers playing this in the past but as with all the Just Bad Games series videos, the production quality and entertainment every video never fails to put a smile on my face. Keep up the great work Rerez!
To be fair, it's not that bad of a portrayal. I mean, she could also pass as Jade from MK, or even Poison Ivy. But Psylocke is a good choice. I would've liked to see Lucy Liu as Psylocke in any of the live action X-Men movies. Didn't even know I would've wanted that until right now... I mean, she is attractive, so it definitely works...
I love Rerez! You guys are always hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 I almost choked on my food literally when I heard, " hey Bill there seems to be a dominatrix outside beating up the groundskeepers!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's so stupid it reminds me of the scene in Super Mario Bros the movie, where the guy contacts king koopa and out of the blue says, "sir, the goombas are dancing again!" 🤣🤣
The reason people said that Bernie Mac was not voice acting in the game was he was busy with Ocean's 12, Bad Santa, Head of State, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle and the Bernie Mac Show.
Oh come on, guys - you had the PERFECT opportunity to play he Snake Eater theme song while Alex climbed that ladder, it would have been perfect. I was totally sitting here waiting for the music to kick off, because I just knew it would have to play given how long that ladder was - and you guys never played it. Then again, maybe the joke was too obvious, but even so, we still would have loved it.
I actually know Neko as the studio behind Super Army War. It is also a weird game, sort of an RTS action hybrid, and a lot of stuff is rather miss matched: WWII P51 Mustang, Vietnam era UH-1 Huey, a B52 that drops paratroopers... Though unlike this pile of crap Super Army War is actually a good game.
I like that you guys show the whole game. I've seen a few videos about this game and they never get past the first level. I can say that for several games you've played.
I remember when Jon Tron reviewed this game and couldn't get passed the first area for some reason. Guess it was cause of the memory card bug thing you said at the start of the video.
@@crazyluigi6664 seriously, why do people not want to use memory cards? Something tells me that Ubisoft did that on purpose to make you only play the Demo version if you don’t have the memory card inserted.
Dude I was so invested in that muffins character ark. If you haven't watched the original show, you probably don't understand how important *chuckle* that guys muffin is.
Is this game just an excuse to show the characters in gratuitously revealing clothes? You really didn't research the 70's tv show did you. Aaron Spelling. The inventor of jiggle tv.
The 2000 Charlie’s Angels movie I believe belongs comfortably in the whole wave of spy/espionage entertainment that followed in the wake of the huge success of Pierce Brosnan’s James Bond films and the first Mission: Impossible film. This wave also includes the likes of the Austin Powers trilogy, the Spy Kids films, Kim Possible, Secret Agent Cody Banks, Catch That Kid, Totally Spies and the Spy Gear toy line. What a time to be alive in the 2000s!
Actually.. the torch on lady liberty is held up by spit and bubblegum. It's why the torch observation deck has been closed off for the last... oh... 80 years.
@@NemoracStrebor Yeah, this is easily the most detailed review. I'm sure Shane and friends have already watched reviews by AVGN and others to avoid duplicating jokes and observations.
This game has been reviewed by many people, but none of them I've seen have beat it until now. I've never seen any of them even make it to the 2nd level. We can always count on Rerez to be thorough.
That is the example of Jon being a complete maroon when it comes to games, he didn't even have the memory card in his gamecube, hence why he kept playong the first mission of the game, because he didn't know that it's a game breaking bug that Ubisoft didn't bother to fix
@@ChaseMC215 Right...because it's OBVIOUSLY Jontrons fault he didn't know about a stupid memory-card glitch that the developers didn't fix. What a moron, am I right?
Fun Fact. The combat has the scoring system because originally it was supposed to be an action rhythm game similar to VIP, but with counters and actual timing.
"Angels, you're going under cover!"
*Minutes later:* gets in a big fight in full view of everyone.
Can't get caught if you give everyone concussions and brain injury's!
X Gon' Give It to Ya
X Gon' Give It to Ya
Under my covers
And Only Wearing Under Wear
@@googlehome8545 Gotta admit, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu are BEAUTIFUL.
The strangest thing about this game is they lifted plot points from a Lupin the Third movie. "Lupin the Third: Bye Bye lady Liberty" features the thief airlifting the statue of liberty to the grand canyon to search it for a diamond the size of a football a restoration team member hid in it. I don't think it's coincidence the devs of this game put the statue in the same place.
I'm just surprised that someone still remembers Lupin The Third, besides me, I mean. A much better series and had much better movies (even though I enjoyed the 2 Charlie's Angels movies), and there was that one Lupin the Third game on the PS2. Don't know why the game's devs decided to watch a Lupin movie before deciding on the games plot though...
@@shawnfields2369 honestly lupin has had a mini resurgence since the release of lupin III: the first.
If I had to guess why they stole the ideas from it I'd have to go with it was better than any idea they had and they figured it was obscure enough at the time no one would catch on. And to be fair I think I'm one of the only people who noticed.
@@gandalfcow717 Really? Any type of resurgence is good to hear about. I'm just surprised I never noticed it myself. Maybe it's because I try to stay away from bad movie licensed games? Yeah, you may very well be one of the only few people who noticed how the game's plot is a ripoff. The angels just needed an angry and sometimes incompetent inspector chasing them down constantly, throughout the game, and ALMOST catching them each and every time, but just slightly failing, and then, it'd definitely be a ripoff. But if Charlie's Angels had to rip something off, I'm glad they had good enough taste to go for Lupin the Third. But on the other hand, I'd rather have seen a GOOD ripoff of Lupin instead of this hilariously bad disaster.
Given that the devs are probably anime fans because of their studio name and the fact Lupin The 3rd is popular in France, yeah...
@@miragebangbravern Yep, you're probably right. I mean, Lupin the Third's been around for a long time. So, these devs must've had great taste then. I mean, I personally remember liking the Charlie's Angel's movies as a kid. Because they were funny. But I guess them reminding me of Lupin the Third, might be another reason, and because of the actually funny jokes and the fact that the late, great, Bernie Mac was in the second one, and while I'm sure I was like, the only dude who actually wanted a third Charlie's Angels movie, it's probably too late at this point, but you never know in this particular day and age...sure, Bernie Mac has sadly, passed on to greener pastures, but his legacy's not been forgotten about though, as Bosley. I think you could still probably sit down and enjoy the CA movies though. But I haven't seen them in a long time, so I don't know if they're still as good as I remember them, but who knows? I still enjoy films like "The Mask" and "Dumb & Dumber", but maybe that's because I'm a huge fan of Jim Carrey? He is a very talented comedian/actor...
Lucy Lu climbing up the ladder really needed Snake Eater playing in the background
It doesn't deserve it
That's what I said.
"Why am i comparing this to Snake Eater? Why am i even playing this?"
*a kazoo version of snake eater
@@Terumimi I'll accept nothing less than a shitty flute version
The leather and whip joke is a reference to the fact the level is in a dungeon, which has bondage connotations. It's not a good joke, but it's not out of nowhere.
And Asian steroetyping I think
@@gaminggoof1542 …have you never heard of Amsterdam’s red light district??
That statement is very incorrect lol.
(Also, not everything is racist just because another race than white people are involved haha)
pausing at 3:07 was a very big mistake
@@gaminggoof1542 Can you elaborate on that?
@@onemoreweirdo207 Asian women are stereotyped as being dominatrix like in bed
Oooooh.
So that disclaimer at the beginning explains why Jontron got stuck in a loop when he played this game.
I forgot he did a thing on this game
THATS WHO PLAYED THIS
I've been trying to figure that out for awhile now, and iv been stuck lol
@@anangryspartan2502 I thought you meant this like, "oh, you are the one person who played this game"
When I worked at GameStop I remember this game forever sitting on the shelf
Alex looks like a mortal kombat OC made by a person who wanted an OC but was too lazy to actually come up with one so they just pallet-swapped
You mean her Scottish Leather outfit.
The "Jade" outfit? 😅
@@teknomax7883 I also said that she looks like Jade!
@@benmalsky9834 Same here!
Worst thing is this 'Jade' is heavily inspired by the 'Jade' in MK: Annihilation. >~
"An excuse to get characters in gratuitously revealing clothes"
Could work perfectly as a subtitle for the game's cover.
I mean... That's what Charlie's Angels is.
@@printthelegends was.
When I saw this in my recommended, my first thought was "Didn't these guys already do _Charlie's Angels?"_ Then I remembered that, no, that was V.I.P.
If they wanted to play a spy game, they could of played Totally Spies on the gameboy advance
And AVGN did both first
Same. LOL! :)
I know right!?
No matter how much time passes, I'm always gonna confuse vip with this game
Don't play this game without a memory card. Just don't.
Ok
More like "just don't play this game."
Why is there only auto generated English subtitle
Don't play this game, Do Marvel's Spider-Man, Batman Arkham or Star wars the force unleashed.
@@fnsmstudios5269 force unleashed 1 or 2 were both amazing. I beat them both 100%
Muffin is the must well thought out character.
In the first Charlie’s Angels movie, Lucy Liu tried to cook muffins for her fiancé played by Matt LeBlanc.
I think the cutscene's lip sync was rendered in French because whoever did the English localisation (probably the devs themselves) wasn't confident in their ability to translate to English. You can even see it in the "news report" cutscene, when the first newspaper flies in, the paper itself is the "Hareld Tribune" and the headline is "New York is orphan". At the very least least, the cutscene localisation was rushed.
The laziness in this "game" never fails to amaze me.
New York is orphan is the best thing I’ve heard today
Or they did it in French first because it was Neko Entertainment's first language.
"Dance, Lucy, dance! your career depends on it"
Career?
Tis a reference air
@@bingbong5076 Jontron reference
"*REEEEAAAALLLY???* Amazing, truly amazing."
I remember when JonTron didn’t even realize the reason why his game keeps looping is because of his gamecube not having a memory card installed.
21:45 I bet the assets they used for this area was originally a river, then they removed the water but forgot to remove the current.
Now all I need is Natalie's honk to be modded into Untitled Goose Game and my life will be complete XD
UBISOFT PROTECTS ABUSERS
That should be the noise it makes when you fail an objective
@@BurningAzure I'm well aware. Thank God for James Stephanie Sterling:)
Yes!🤩
HON HON HON
The game grumps, dan and arin never figured the memory card thing out and played the first level like 4 times before giving up. It was pretty funny lol!
Really? That's crazy.
Didn't JonTron do the same thing?
That sounds about right.
@@zednotdead yes
@@1985toyotacamry It's not surprising to me at all. They seem to do zero research whatsoever on that channel
I cannot unsee Natalie behaving like a goose after this video. Thanks for another great quality video.
PS: That little remix near the end was unexpected, but awesome.
@Phoenix Puckett
Nobody:
Natalie: H O N N
What song is that?
@@blakksheep736 blue monday
@@lempamo thankee
That Shenmue cameo deserves some recognition hahaha
I’m saddened that you never brought up the amazing dance they do in their idle animation.
Same, best part of the game xD
The health restoration items are based off the significant items or themes for each Angel.
1) Drew has a lighter, as you put, because it's her trusty lighter in the first movie.
2) Cameron has a CD because she loves dancing and music so much that she's almost always doing it in her spare time. She was even on Soul Train in the first flick.
3) Also in the first flick, Lucy Liu is trying very hard to make something edible as she wants to be a good cook. She is not. At one point she creates these rock hard muffins that one of the Angels jokingly picks up and throws at another Angel missing them and imbedding into a door(?)
Also, how'd you miss the dancing idle animations!?
Fanboy alert!
@@theoneonlygreat6002 Yes, yes I am.
@@DaxOrien 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
@@theoneonlygreat6002 When did you first come out to your family. Or is this your first time! I'm flattered, but as I said, I'm into the three girls featured. Sorry.
@@DaxOrien ❄️❄️❄️
I think there might have been an unused level where the Milkman would actually make sense. But instead of scrapping the enemy along with the level they instead placed him in the Grand Canyon level for whatever reason. Maybe the criminal Hideout was once located in a Suburban area?
"It's takes one Kraang"
Or a Carmen Sandiego, because she steals freaking buildings and other large objects like a fussy mother sweeping up discarded legos
When you said stakeout at the public library and dress up as sexy books, I thought you were gonna say Librarians 😳
kind of a letdown, really...
@@2Scribble eh I mean the books got a chuckle outa me
They’re ‘THE LIBRARIANs’😎
Kinky 😏
This game was the source material for that memorable reboot
The one from 2011 or the one from 2019? On second thought, it doesn't matter. They were both dogshit.
@@planetschlock the 2019 one
Wait? There was a Charlie's Angels reboot?
When you say memorable, do you mean in a good way or a bad way?
I forgot the reboot even existed.
There seems to be a dominatrix outside beating up the groundskeepers 🤣
IT’S JUST….. not bad
Good
not bad
Combo
Ryu, Ryu, Super Ryu!
Wut
I don't understand the invisible wall thing. What is the benefit of stoping a player from going back? Imagine getting stuck behind the invisible wall while the extra life T-poses just out of reach.
It's a common thing in beat them up games. The camera won't move until you beat all the ennmies. The problem is that, as shown in the video, standard beat them up are 2D scrolling games so the invisible wall thing isn't as jarring as in that game.
@@LeSarthois The camera's also better and Beat em up games generally don't have collectathon moments...
I'm pretty sure in some older games, it was to help with the game being on worse hardware, and it just got carried through into games that didn't need it, like this one.
Ie. NES Mario Bros has a level loading process that can't go backwards, but was able to store a lot of really long levels in a tiny amount of data, thanks to how it was built.
I think StopSkeletonsFromFighting put it best when he said the worst part of this is that the developers were clearly trying to make something pervy, and couldn't even produce something even remotely good enough looking to do even that.
I've seen budget titles (even for the time) that looked WAY better.
Attempting to make something pervy makes more sense, because those idle animations man.
I watched Shane waaaaaaaaay back like 6 years ago, and im blown away how far this channel has come. "Just bad" is a fantastic series man. keep it up.
4:50 The Return of the Sultry Hercules Music. My sides are blown 🤣🤣😂
Very nostalgic 😅
Bosley says the bad guy's hideout is in the castle's dungeon. Alex brings up black leather and a whip as a joke about dungeons
Yeah this one kinda left me wondering how they didn't get it. Glad I wasn't the only one to notice it.
BURGERPANTS
@@BigLord yeah surprised that went over their heads.
Yea, I got that too, but then why the outfit? It was dominatrixy. Maybe she's really really committed to comedy.
"Uh Bill, there seems to be a dominatrix outside beating up the groundskeepers"
"What? I told them several times not while they're on the clock!"
You know it’s gonna be a good day when Rerez uploads a just bad games or worst ever series video
Agreed! It’s a good morning!
Soulja Boy just released a "New Console" I hope Rerez covers it soon.
Bernie Mac would be rolling in his grave about why this game exists.
F's in chat for Bernies character.
I wish I could give Bernie another spanking
He dodged a bullet by not being in this game I don’t know if it was because he denied the role or if he’d already past away though
@@averagechadlegionary5824 he died in 08, this game is from 03
@@averagechadlegionary5824 He past in 2008 the game out in 2003
Hey guys, thank you so much for this video! More than a couple of times I found myself having to rewind a little bit to hear what you had said because I couldn't hear you over my own laughter. I'm so glad you're still doing 'It's Just Bad' videos. Your many hours of frustration playing through these abominations is greatly appreciated! hahaha! I may take a nap in a little bit and I feel as though the 'Charlie Honk' is going to haunt my dreams. ha! Thanks again, guys!
Respect to these people for putting their sanity on the line for our entertainment...
Love you peeps
Same with AVGN
I’m glad you like my cat, peeps
"putting their sanity on the line" I would say they already lost that long ago
I admire the dedication to complete these games completely.
That Blue Monday ending was unexpected
Haha same thing here. It came unexpectedly and I love it.
It’s one of my favorite songs and hearing it done like that is hilarious.
How does it feel?
yeah that remix ending made me laugh.
Even Communist Felix approves of the joke.
Okay the Liu Kang sound clip broke me. Great stuff. 😂
18:12 XD
Time for the best animations in gaming history.
And a not bad combat system.
That title goes to ninjabread man.
Bernie Mac was the only one smart enough to not use his voice in the 'game', or his manager was smarter than the others.
I love how on the static screen they show a picture of the right throne. Yet the developer still modeled the wrong throne.
the editing here is off the charts. The selfie image on the phone of the tourists, the goose jokes, the remix at the end... This is glorious
"Mom I don't want VIP!"
"We don't have VIP at home, don't worry!"
VIP at home.
So either way, you’re boned.
You didn't stand still for long enough to see the amazing idle animations.
Ah charlies angels truly quality gaming
As AVGN once said when he reviewed this: “WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!, DID THE DEVELOPERS HAVE SH&T CAKED UP THIER AS&!?!?”
"AAASSSSS"
@@Lrr_Of_Omikron
AVGN: “THIS GAME IS LITERALLY AAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!”
Never understood how AVGN ever was funny but k.
@@POTTERANDMATRIXFAN because he says "ass" and other poo related things and that is funny to all of us non mature types.
@@Lrr_Of_Omikron I mean ass jokes can be funny to me, but AVGN isn't.
23:04 "We have no idea who this is"
What do you mean? That's literally Billi Mitchell. Hiding in the Grand Canyon after cheating on Donkey Kong.
Krang did it: a perfect explanation.
The ending bit reminds me of 2000s youtube.
YTPMV's are more like it for me! :D
The giant sexy books made me burst into a laughing fit.
4:02 could be the sound of a female version of the villager from MC xD
New Order - Blue Monday sound mix was the best way to end this video!! I loved it! Thank you guys!
I love the throwback to previous videos :D Hercules and Batman are amazing x)
I typically don't really like cheesy humor but you guys just do it so good and so wholesomely that you're one of my favorite channels on this whole entire platform
Here's a headline: "This game is sucks!"
- AVGN
14:00 - "He's an industry magnet"
???
did they mean "Magnate", or is he literally an industrial sized electromagnet?
I dunno, just don't take him for granite!
Those words can be pronounced the same way.
Omg, the moment in the shipyard when Ryo suddenly showed up in the forklift was perfect, I was laughing so hard.
I remember liking the Charlie's Angels movies and seeing this game at Blockbuster all the time and wanting to rent it. Thank god it was always rented out already.
21:28: that milkman is named kiss?
WTF CHARLIE'S ANGELS?!
Who the hell names their kid after a rock band?
Is money ghost getting phased out? D:
Speaking of Money Ghost, I'm surprised he didn't appear at all in this review because it would've been fairly fitting in my opinion. XP
@@ZetaRidge7 he did, in the disclaimer.
10:19
What a thrill..... with darkness and silence through the night....
This is one of my favorite Just Bad vids, and every now and then I re-watch it.... I always forget about Natalie's pain honks and end up spit-taking every. Single. Time.
15:03 Alex looks like she's cosplaying as Jade from Mortal Kombat
I'm sure she could also pass as either Poison Ivy,(probably couldn't do worse than uma thruman's awful performance of the character from Batman & Robin), or even Psylocke(a character from the X-Men series), as well.
The "leather and a whip" line at 14ish minutes was pretty obviously a reference to the fact they're entering a dungeon.
7:40 NO, Alex' muffins are NOT a health item! She nearly kills someone throwing it. It was a gag in the films. So they screwed up even that. Muffins as a weapon would be actually better.
Great video. I remember some other youtubers playing this in the past but as with all the Just Bad Games series videos, the production quality and entertainment every video never fails to put a smile on my face. Keep up the great work Rerez!
22:53 - Nice attention to detail, not putting the camera in its own screen. 👍
My God came straight from the Hercules video showcasing his dance moves, you guys are 10/10 😆
Just throwing it out there with the ladder climbing part, you missed a golden opportunity to play Snake Eater and make the video monochrome :(
"What a thrill"
I guess we now know what a Lucy Liu Psylocke portrayal would have been like.
To be fair, it's not that bad of a portrayal. I mean, she could also pass as Jade from MK, or even Poison Ivy. But Psylocke is a good choice. I would've liked to see Lucy Liu as Psylocke in any of the live action X-Men movies. Didn't even know I would've wanted that until right now... I mean, she is attractive, so it definitely works...
I love Rerez! You guys are always hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 I almost choked on my food literally when I heard, " hey Bill there seems to be a dominatrix outside beating up the groundskeepers!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's so stupid it reminds me of the scene in Super Mario Bros the movie, where the guy contacts king koopa and out of the blue says, "sir, the goombas are dancing again!" 🤣🤣
The reason people said that Bernie Mac was not voice acting in the game was he was busy with Ocean's 12, Bad Santa, Head of State, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle and the Bernie Mac Show.
He didn't have a spare afternoon? Lol
Oh come on, guys - you had the PERFECT opportunity to play he Snake Eater theme song while Alex climbed that ladder, it would have been perfect. I was totally sitting here waiting for the music to kick off, because I just knew it would have to play given how long that ladder was - and you guys never played it. Then again, maybe the joke was too obvious, but even so, we still would have loved it.
17:46 It's not just "most intelligent", it's the *only* intelligent member of the team
🧁👄🧁
French studio, you say? Everything makes more sense now, at least.
I actually know Neko as the studio behind Super Army War. It is also a weird game, sort of an RTS action hybrid, and a lot of stuff is rather miss matched: WWII P51 Mustang, Vietnam era UH-1 Huey, a B52 that drops paratroopers...
Though unlike this pile of crap Super Army War is actually a good game.
Man y’all deserve more subs for how funny, hard work you guys do and also have to put up with awful games smh
This explains JonTron's trouble with the games
And misses the best, the weird dance.
As Vinesauce put it, "Far as I'm concerned, I beat the game. I'm not infecting a memory card with this filth!"
I like that you guys show the whole game. I've seen a few videos about this game and they never get past the first level. I can say that for several games you've played.
I remember when Jon Tron reviewed this game and couldn't get passed the first area for some reason. Guess it was cause of the memory card bug thing you said at the start of the video.
Yeah, pretty much the memory card deal.
@@crazyluigi6664 seriously, why do people not want to use memory cards? Something tells me that Ubisoft did that on purpose to make you only play the Demo version if you don’t have the memory card inserted.
@@robbiewalker2831 Basically to not "infect" their memory cards, in a joking sense.
***Alex Climbing Ladder***
What a thrill . . . .
The way Alex turns power off someone's been watching too many episodes of happy days
Ayyyyyye someone liked my comment, praise to fonz
"There's a dominatrix outside beating up the grounds keepers..."
"Again?!"
"AGAIN!? But it's not Monday yet! I told them to only come around on Monday-Saturday, not Friday or Sunday!"
We need a full version, 1 hour version and 10 hour version of that song at the end!
6:08 "What a thrill..."
I'm still in a dream, snake eater
"Knock-off" Bernie Mac sounds like Sgt. Johnson from Halo. Maybe they're the same actor and if so he's not bad...no pun intended. LOL!. :)
This channel feels like i'm watching early Machinima again.
18:38 Why do I have a sense of Deja Vu from watching this? Like I've seen this before? I have never played this game.
Dude I was so invested in that muffins character ark. If you haven't watched the original show, you probably don't understand how important *chuckle* that guys muffin is.
For those who haven’t seen the first movie.
In one scene, Lucy Liu tried to bake some muffins in a fake trailer on a movie set
Natalie is now a Goose. Plus, Drew Barrymore is my cousin.
Nuh uh
Is this game just an excuse to show the characters in gratuitously revealing clothes? You really didn't research the 70's tv show did you. Aaron Spelling. The inventor of jiggle tv.
1:45 That BG looks familliar...
**CID The Dummy Flashbacks**
The 2000 Charlie’s Angels movie I believe belongs comfortably in the whole wave of spy/espionage entertainment that followed in the wake of the huge success of Pierce Brosnan’s James Bond films and the first Mission: Impossible film. This wave also includes the likes of the Austin Powers trilogy, the Spy Kids films, Kim Possible, Secret Agent Cody Banks, Catch That Kid, Totally Spies and the Spy Gear toy line. What a time to be alive in the 2000s!
Actually.. the torch on lady liberty is held up by spit and bubblegum. It's why the torch observation deck has been closed off for the last... oh... 80 years.
"Hello Angel's, today I need you 3 to act in the worst video game ever, good luck"
"This game will now self destruct in 5 seconds."
@@gabrielboorom6196 that would be a fitting ending for this game.
"charlie needs money, so he sold your likieness to a shovelware developer"
"you can do that"
" you signed the contract legally i owe you all"
HON!
8:15 A T-pose ? in 2003?
this game is head of it time i swear
Creative(ly bankrupt)
4:56 I am going to have nightmares now.
Also nice Blue Monday cover at the end!
A game that has already been covered by JonTron and AVGN is either an easy target or it will be very tough to follow in those guys' footsteps.
Jontron, the nerd, AND the grumps
I'd say they're going far more in depth than anyone else did.
But this time they actually finished it
@@NemoracStrebor Yeah, this is easily the most detailed review. I'm sure Shane and friends have already watched reviews by AVGN and others to avoid duplicating jokes and observations.
This game has been reviewed by many people, but none of them I've seen have beat it until now. I've never seen any of them even make it to the 2nd level. We can always count on Rerez to be thorough.
im old enough to remember when JohnTron played this
That is the example of Jon being a complete maroon when it comes to games, he didn't even have the memory card in his gamecube, hence why he kept playong the first mission of the game, because he didn't know that it's a game breaking bug that Ubisoft didn't bother to fix
@@ChaseMC215 Right...because it's OBVIOUSLY Jontrons fault he didn't know about a stupid memory-card glitch that the developers didn't fix. What a moron, am I right?
@@ChaseMC215 um....how is it his fault the game has a glitch?😅 you’re a harsh and terrible person mate
@@gracekim1998
Jon thought it was intentional, would it be intentional if he knew the glitch existed?
same here.
I was just watching older Just Bad Games videos
Fun Fact. The combat has the scoring system because originally it was supposed to be an action rhythm game similar to VIP, but with counters and actual timing.