Chuck also wrote a book making fun of “nice guys” (guys who think being nice means sex and/or romance is owed in return). It’s called “Nice Guy Dinosaur Doesn’t Pound Me in the Butt Because I’m Not Interested and He’s Not Actually Nice He’s Just Annoying and Creepy and Doesn’t Respect My Boundaries When I Tell Him We’re Not on a Date”. The dinosaur on the cover is wearing a fedora.
@@mothhuuny I’m pretty sure the names ended up being crazy because the site they’re on didn’t have captions, so authors would just put it in the title. That’s why so many anime have long and crazy names, they’re originally light novels
@@Carlslay_wallserve hey what are their pronouns? i just say you use he/him and I have been blocked from instagram and whatnot, so i was wondering what their pronouns are
The parasaurolophus ALSO being trans and Bumbleborn's FIRST sentence being "I'm gay" are literally lifechanging. Galaxy brain. Unconceivably enormous, vast, ever expanding brain.
I used to be a spud since jamie was kinda directly responsible for me coming out as trans but I've left my baby gay phase so his content just kinda doesn't hit the same :/
Well usually Chuck Tingle writes books about humans getting it on with sentient non-human things (dinosaurs, coins, fidget spinners, etc) but that would be a huge twist if that were true
Apparently it's a byproduct of Amazon's standards for what they allow to be sold. Furry literature has the potential to fall foul of their ban on bestiality, but there's a loophole for stories about extinct animals. Tingle built his niche writing novelty romance books about sapient dinosaurs and then clearly either got a bit bored or made his novels increasingly bizarre in order to stake his claim on as many incredibly specific fetishes as possible as the dinosaur erotica genre apparently got too crowded
Uncle Chuck, like me, is autistic, and the single restaurant and spaghetti and chocolate milk EVERY MEAL FOR ALL FOODS is definitely in the category of sly autistic people humor. Anyway he's brilliant and a very wholesome person :)
Guess that didn't jump out at me. I teach Latin, and Julius Caesar does that crap ALL the time. When people report information, the word he often uses is "offert."
"I'm gay. I just wanted to say that clearly, in this story, instead of claiming years later that it was there in the subtext the whole time" *D E S T R O Y E D*
The only drinks being Choco Milk remind me of the only drinks in Harry Potter being Butter Beer or Pumpkin Juice, even when they in the middle of the forrest in a desperate survival situation they bring Pumpkin Juice instead of just water.
Chocolate milk and whiskey are the two main liquid in the universe according to me coffee is a solid then turned into a liquid if you're wondering how that works. Also water is extracted from dead whisky cells and there are no more liquid in the universe everything else is just a variation on the basic 2 fundamental holy elements chocolate milkshake and whiskey.
@@thighmeat6034 there's Theory s13 billion years ago Bailey's Irish Cream exploded and separated out the cocoa milk and whisky elements into the universe since the Invention of Baileys Irish Cream it has been postulated they were once together in a natural form Before Time began lol maybe it's why cows are sacred. I could probably build a religion around tasty alcoholic beverages makes as much sense as anything else placid discourages excessive alcoholism as much as it encourages it as the whisky is Holy and man cannot live on milk alone I grew up in a time of milkman they used to deliver chocolate milkshake to a child it was like magic maybe one day they will return like Arthur Jesus and the tuatha de danann in our hour of need they will rise and get us all s***-faced.
All I can think about when Snabe is described singing is that "Scientists have decided that dinosaurs had beautiful singing voices because it's a nice thought and it doesn't hurt anyone" meme image.
very much vaguely relevant but it’s been shown that if we “de-feather” animals that exist today, their skeletons would look quite like dinosaurs, and if we “re-feather” dinosaurs, they look VERY MUCH like birds, and since most birds have nice singing voices, so I can see that??
@@Jane-oz7pp the 3bst things often come from the "stupidest" ideas, like watching Ryan George's pitch meetings that in the self's are just really questionable as an idea to beginn with, he breaks down how hilarious many movie premises are, if one takes away the way they get framed as epic
Random 4th wall break to establish you should dump a guy who acts like a dick? Tweets pro-Ace stuff? Trolls the alt-right with dinosaur erotica? We stan
@@spooky6703 Doesn't just tweet, has entire sub-genres of his work that is either ace/aro or both. He released a whole compilation of platonic encounters, encounters with people who accept your right to say no with grace, or things that are so abstract that human concepts of sex and romance doesn't really apply to what you're doing with them. If you shoot him a niche he's not hit yet, within a month he's gonna be pounding or not-pounding it with *something*. He's trying so hard to at least have one story for just about every kind of reasonable sexual preference (no kids, no corpses, but I think that's about it iirc). He's a gem and my hero.
Chuck Tingle is a treasure. He writes silly books to make people smile. He could possibly get rich if he wrote 'seriously', but he does what he does for the joy of it. A very admirable person.
@@Fanimati0n he does write other stuff under a different name too. Idk what his other name is but he uses Chuck Tingle name for writing stuff for fun and i think thats what makes it so special
I like to headcanon that in the world of Harriet Porber, being trans is completely accepted as normal which is why everyone discusses it so calmly and casually. This is some deep lore.
@@tei4724 i believe they're referring to Tanya Grotter, a book series by Dmitri Yemets. i had those books as a kid but i don't think any of them were translated into English because of copyright issues
Holy shit I just learned there's a sequel, "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Theater of Love". Mr. Tingle's done it again, and I, for one, could not be more excited
@@brumbpotungus1408 i have the best aunt ever tbh, genderfluid questioning, pansexual, poly, the whole package, and overall extremely nice. i am certainly hyped
@@Alex-ed9wm I mean, it's got to be a copyright infringement. All Bowling did was make it 200 times more bigoted and hateful - she didn't even add any good plotlines.
Truly despicable, this so called “J.K Bowling” person has plagiarized the literary masterpiece that is Harriet Porber and should be brought to justice.
@@gordonramslay9955 The only other transmasc rep I can think of is from an old kid's show. The show is Alfred J Kwak (1989) and the character's name is Ollie. The show is pretty good and has a strong antifascism and environmentalist messages. Ollie is a pretty important character for the plot even if he's not in every episode. Him being trans is not directly discussed, but since the show follows it's characters since they are kids until adulthood you can tell he's trans. Besides the creator confirmed him as trans in an interview.
I completely broke down at "He appeared to be a parasaurolophus." Paused, took a few minutes to compose myself, resumed the video and lost it again at "Hi, I'm Snabe."
This book is a parody that managed to do what so much literature fails to do these days: - Write a healthy relationship/romance - Write complex and weirdly interesting and entertaining characters - Is funny without being offensive - Is actually readable
@person person I don't usually like it either, but you have to admit that the romance and other relationships are far healthier than most "Romantic Literature" these days.
Chuck Tingle is such a beautiful man. His books have everything. Fun satire. Social commentary. Gay sex. Memes. Dinosaurs. Really what more could you want?
@@rosiepear7531I'm sorry, have YOU ever read a book about someone getting pounded in the butt by the physical manifestation of their Twitch livestream? No, I didn't think so. 🫢
It's definitely both though... as another comment put it "Chuck Tingle is the kind of guy who was gifted with incredible writing ability, then he chose to shitpost people with it."
Teya, read Chuck Tingle's new horror novella "Straight". It's well written, a legit horror story, and focuses on the attitude of indifference cishet people have towards the wellbeing of queer people. It even touches on issues of gatekeeping and discrimination within the LGBT+ community.
Paused the video for like a half an hour just to go on vacation reading the titles of Chuck Tingle books. "My Macaroni And Cheese Is A Lesbian Also She Is My Lawyer" "Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing" "Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Tromp's Twitter Ban That Should've Come Years Sooner But Fine Now That It's Here High Five"
Chuck Tingle is a well known struggling chocolate milk addict, I think this story is his attempt to deal with his own demons through art, which I think is beautiful 😔
Fun fact: Chuck Tingle has a tabletop rpg game where u can be a Chuck Tingle character called “The Tingleverse: The Official Chuck Tingle Role-Playing Game (The Tingleverse Official Role-Playing Game)”.
The characters of the story self-actualize with magic, accept that they exist within a book, and come to the conclusion that they still are separate, intelligent entities with a will of their own. It actually gave me chills at how deep and subtly beautiful that is. This from the author of "Pounded in the butt, by my own butt". Excelsior.
oh my god, it took me an embarrassing amount of time to picture an actual reptile.... I thought dinosaur was a metaphor for Snabe being more than double her age
"Just as Harriet is sitting down that day to have her usual breakfast of spaghetti and chocolate milk..." She said it so casually, it took a moment to process, and then I had to fight not to spit my mouthful of water everywhere.
@@mophead_xu It doubles as an easter egg for fans who follow him on social media. Chuck Tingle is super vocal about his love of chocolate milk and spaghetti, and posts about how he'd have it every meal if not for his son.
It was written by "Jake Rawling" whose originally identical twin sister Jillian K. Rawling badly edited out all the trans bits before publishing because she is secretly an evangelical twat.
not to like, mystify ND people as though "ooh theyre all so superhuman talented" or whatever, but ever since knowing tingle himself is autistic (and not like, just vibes other people get from him) i kinda do wonder if the hyperfixation aspect has something to do with that. writing a 150 pages book within a few months sure is possible, but to also revise, edit, and polish that work in that timeframe sure would require extreme committed dedication.
I would genuinely be SO into a serious book with a ripped angsty bad boy trans guy love interest, make him as stereotypical as possible I don’t care I would just KILL for a book in which a trans man is treated the same, and as sexy as, a cis man
Chucks writing of the shoe insult stems from the late 70s early 80s where a lesbian or trans person would be referred to as "That person in comfortable shoes" Excellent reading by the way, I was in stitches laughing. I always enjoy listening to beautiful nonsense, I sometimes write beautiful nonsense myself. Also also slightly titillated from some of the imagery lol
You presume they have arms because they pick things up? Who's to say they don't just use their mouths? What if they're like veggie tales characters and they just lift things with their minds?
I read this comment from the top and my mind immediately went "like veggietales!" and then you said it and now I feel all warm and fluffy lol. Also: *"How* are we clapping?"
I can't wait for chuck tingle to write a new book with a character introduced using the line 'what you don't know is that his real name is strange aeons'
Dionysus drunkenly suggests "Hey what if... What if Harry Potter fucked a dinosaur?" Loki, who is still mad about finding out that J.K. Rowling is a transphobe, turns sly eyes upon the word processor.
“Blue green algae” sent shivers down my spine. As someone who keeps fish, and whose tanks have suffered multiple bga outbreaks. Those words terrify me. Idk why I commented this I just felt the need to say, blue green algae scares me.
@@willowtdog6449 I’m glad I was helpful somehow! Bga outbreaks are almost impossible to get rid of. And they aren’t actually algae. They are a form of bacteria. So they aren’t super nutritional for algae eaters. Sometimes can even be harmful to them. And it is very harmful for plants. Hope this also helped!
it took me WAY too long to realize that Dellatrix and Braco's names have the first letter of their names swapped. I just assumed "haha same name with the first letter off lol" but NO
If you've read "I’m Gay for My Living Billionaire Jet Plane" or "Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt," you know there's absolutely no rule to Chuck's magic except if it exists, it will pound your butt. If it wants arms, it can have arms! This man is beautiful
I read his shorty story “Slammed by my Handsome Fidget Spinner” and it was honestly well written. Very odd: the fidget spinner was a giant six foot tall sentient space ship/alien sent to earth to help humanity relax. The main character at one point spun the fidget spinner and went into a trance for like 12 hours. That’s pretty frightening when you think about it outside of the context.
I've never read a tingle book, but I have read about them. My favorite recurring thing is that he just doesn't explain certain things sometimes, like anatomy. How does a sentient motorcycle hold a gun? Don't worry about it. How does a donut shop attempt to bang you from behind? If you're reading it you shouldn't bother asking questions lol.
My only complaint about this is, who in god's name would WILLINGLY name herself Harriet edit: also, hilaruously enough, the only trans representation in media I've ever seen in which the characters' arcs do not rely solely on being trans is called TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORTER
I don’t know if Snabe the sexy dinosaur was something I would have expected to see on this channel but I probably should have known something like this would eventually show up. Edit:Snabe
Personally, I like to imagine them as animal crossing villagers. This makes the book very enjoyable until the sex scenes, which become completely unreadable ❤️
... I d rather had someone like Val from uncle just in transmasc instead of transfem.... Or well like Jim from our flag means death but transmasc instead of enby
8:50 “As long as it’s clear that it’s fiction, and you should totally break up with someone like this in real life” THANK YOU. Many amazing fictional characters would be absolutely unbearable in real life. That doesn’t mean they aren’t allowed to exist, fiction can write likable but horrible characters.
Chuck Tingle is pretty much our modern absurdist writer and I say: You keep going you funky little man we dont deserve your works but we blessed by them in anyways.
honestly, I have so so much respect for chuck tingle. dude’s so receptive to his fans and just trying to create a space of acceptance with his weird surrealist erotica. fucking love that guy
That sounds pretty interesting. Is it a genuine horror novel, or is it similar to his usual style in a more horror-y paintjob? Not that I'd mind, but I like to have an idea what I'm in for. If the former, I find it hilarious that his first horror novel is called 'straight', given his oeuvre. :P
@@evild00r30 the long process to socially and medically transition begs to differ(like even getting used to a new name takes weeks. And that's true even when cis people change their name). Like, that's a lot of work, we shouldn't really discount it.
@@evild00r30 there are though. would be great if there was no need for that, if everyone could be born and social accepted in a way that feels right to them, but that's sadly not how things are. A trans person is bound to make different experiences then their corresponding cis person and most I know crave some level of transitioning, which is at least one extra step
Honestly I can't think of a more dickish thing for sentient motorcycles to do than drive a sportscar. They're already recreational vehicles, they don't need to drive one too!
It's because he reached out and asked his trans fans on fb amd twitter to tell him what things they wanted and didnt want in terms of good representation
Chuck also wrote a book making fun of “nice guys” (guys who think being nice means sex and/or romance is owed in return). It’s called “Nice Guy Dinosaur Doesn’t Pound Me in the Butt Because I’m Not Interested and He’s Not Actually Nice He’s Just Annoying and Creepy and Doesn’t Respect My Boundaries When I Tell Him We’re Not on a Date”. The dinosaur on the cover is wearing a fedora.
I need this book
that sounds like the name of an anime but way better
@@mothhuuny Light novel*
@@mothhuuny I’m pretty sure the names ended up being crazy because the site they’re on didn’t have captions, so authors would just put it in the title. That’s why so many anime have long and crazy names, they’re originally light novels
🤣
Harriet Porber: feminist *icon*
No it should be Rose
Harry's family is named after plants
Lily, petunia, Rose!
Okay, I agree but I must also commend your Okuyasu pfp
@@alfalldoot6715 i thank you from the wide open space between my 2 braincells :D
@@galactic-hamster7043 It's ok, us Jojo fans can smell each other from miles away
@@alfalldoot6715 *noice*
Every time Teya makes an “I read” video I wonder if this was what she imagined herself doing with her degree
not many know but his name is actually strange aeons (my memory is bad i probably got that wrong)
*his name is strange æons 🙄
@@nyxm2942 What you don't know is that his real name is strange aeons
@@Carlslay_wallserve hey what are their pronouns? i just say you use he/him and I have been blocked from instagram and whatnot, so i was wondering what their pronouns are
ibhave not been blocked by them, but my dad is weird so instagram is blocked on my phone
Chuck Tingle is the kind of guy who was gifted with incredible writing ability, then he chose to shitpost people with it.
Modern legend. What a Chad.
and give better lgbtq+ rep (mainly lgbtq+ men) than most media does
-sigh-
Indeed👏
Helge Schneider as a writer
Absolutely incredible move we love it
Chuck is the new Chad
The parasaurolophus ALSO being trans and Bumbleborn's FIRST sentence being "I'm gay" are literally lifechanging. Galaxy brain. Unconceivably enormous, vast, ever expanding brain.
"Dinosaurs are cool, transphobia is not."
-jammidodger
@@BassicallyKiyash ayyy, another spud
@@existenceispain_geekthesiren "hey spuds! Its jamie" -also jammidodger
@@existenceispain_geekthesiren HI I’M *ALSO* A SPUD :DDD
I used to be a spud since jamie was kinda directly responsible for me coming out as trans but I've left my baby gay phase so his content just kinda doesn't hit the same :/
This is the polar opposite of the Christian harry potter book. Enemies to lovers dare i say?!!!
chuck tingle is her writing tutor that she projected onto snape
i kind of want someone to write an enemies to lovers novel about these two books. like they’re the protagonists
*dare I gay. I can’t help with a gay pun, especially in pride month
the reki pfp 👀
Both narrations are Snape-horny
Teya looking dead into the camera saying "I'm snabe" destroyed me
i had to pause the video cause i was snort-laughing to hard
for me it was the waitress named Gobby """of course"""
May I humbly request timestamps?
@@juliadonati8245 yes you may 7:39
@@madeleineg.k.3119 thank you so much!
"How strange, even for me StrangeÆons"
what you dont know is that his real name is StrangeÆons
we're reallly gonna run this joke into the earth's core aren't we(i almost typed vore help)
took me a minute to get
he lives in canada, united states
@@kindaquit4823 it's the best inside joke his channel has ever birthed
I've been looking for this comment XD
“and whips out her wand and uses a spell i can only describe as.. gun” made me laugh harder than it should’ve
God, me too. I couldn't catch my breath for a solid minute
I can't help but also think of the random guns that were there...because? in "My Immortal"... XD
i think this is chuck mocking avada kedavra which in hp critical circles is referred to as "the gun spell"
Plus there's a running joke that they could just steal some guns and it'd be a huge advantage over wands.
My favourite magick spell "Expelliglockiun"
Is Snape a dinosaur because the bad boy trope is ancient?
Chuck Tingle is a crazy genius. I'm in fear and awe.
Well usually Chuck Tingle writes books about humans getting it on with sentient non-human things (dinosaurs, coins, fidget spinners, etc) but that would be a huge twist if that were true
Apparently it's a byproduct of Amazon's standards for what they allow to be sold.
Furry literature has the potential to fall foul of their ban on bestiality, but there's a loophole for stories about extinct animals. Tingle built his niche writing novelty romance books about sapient dinosaurs and then clearly either got a bit bored or made his novels increasingly bizarre in order to stake his claim on as many incredibly specific fetishes as possible as the dinosaur erotica genre apparently got too crowded
Parasauralophus also sounds a little like "philosopher", as in "philosophers stone"
*Snabe
@@shipper-of-heart8898 Sorry. Fidget spinners?
“I’m not bad, I’m just ̶d̶r̶a̶w̶n̶ written that way”
-Snabe
Book - weird incel bullying 10 yos.
Movie - slightly less bullying weird incel.
It makes perfect paralel.
SNABE????
Snape? We don't know him; Only SNABE.
Sibelius™ Snabe
I’m just photoshopped that way
"Daniel Radcliffe wrote Harry Potter" "Emma Watson wrote Harry Potter" You fools. It was Chuck Tingle all along. Its just fanfiction of his own work.
@@Lena-tk7lm I think that’s what they meant lol, one of us is getting woodshed and it might be me tbh.
Harry Potter was the first draft. This is the finished book.
You forgot Hatsuni Miku
s-starkid wrote it
No it was starkids
This book is "I can't believe we're both wizards and trans!" "I'm a Motorcycle."
This is an underrated comment
@@EtherealKaz this is literally top comment
The two genders, trans and motorcycle! /j
Which is why it's the greatest book
@@luckas221a And yet, it is still underrated.
i like how they make fun of her for wearing ugly shoes and not because she's trans
"we'll respect your pronouns but we draw the line at ugly shoes"
As it should be.
Then again they’re dating a trans man in this weird poly relationship with some unhealthiness to it so…
No matter how awful someone may be pronouns are always to be respected. Her shoes may be ugly as shit but her pronouns are not
As they shouldn't. There's no excuse for a human with functional eyes wearing ugly shoes.
@@James_Wisniewski comfort?
@@bruh-mb1rd Nope.
Uncle Chuck, like me, is autistic, and the single restaurant and spaghetti and chocolate milk EVERY MEAL FOR ALL FOODS is definitely in the category of sly autistic people humor. Anyway he's brilliant and a very wholesome person :)
This makes me love him so much more
Best representation I could ever ask for.
wait it makes so much sense. I love that
When I've heard this "every day meal" I've immediately thought "like autistic people?", glad to know it is
That’s actually fascinating. Thanks for explaining!
“Provided” and “offered” for dialogue is a very noticeable Rowling tic, which is why they show up so often here.
That is so fucking brilliant.
Intriguing. It's been so long since I've read anything from jkr that if I had noticed it then that I would have forgotten lol
i really hope teya sees this
I never noticed that, smart of him to include that tic ;)
Guess that didn't jump out at me.
I teach Latin, and Julius Caesar does that crap ALL the time. When people report information, the word he often uses is "offert."
"I'm gay. I just wanted to say that clearly, in this story, instead of claiming years later that it was there in the subtext the whole time" *D E S T R O Y E D*
Fucking annihilated
Call the sugeon, we gonna need skin grafts for BURNS this bad
it was spiting her not KILLING HER CHUCK
He fucking killed Rowling
Oh. Wait til the sequel. Ohhhh.
Hot goth trans masc dinosaur artist is the best representation I personally have ever experienced
Also top surgery king we stan
@@shipper-of-heart8898 homestuck pfp we stan
@@clownfern aye yo homestuck!
@@shipper-of-heart8898 do dinosaurs have boobs??
@@sleekomiko6722 I mean, the Tingleverse has sentient coins and fidget spinners, so I guess maybe?
The only drinks being Choco Milk remind me of the only drinks in Harry Potter being Butter Beer or Pumpkin Juice, even when they in the middle of the forrest in a desperate survival situation they bring Pumpkin Juice instead of just water.
Chocolate milk and whiskey are the two main liquid in the universe according to me coffee is a solid then turned into a liquid if you're wondering how that works. Also water is extracted from dead whisky cells and there are no more liquid in the universe everything else is just a variation on the basic 2 fundamental holy elements chocolate milkshake and whiskey.
@@ridanann i love the world that you are living in
@@thighmeat6034 there's Theory s13 billion years ago Bailey's Irish Cream exploded and separated out the cocoa milk and whisky elements into the universe since the Invention of Baileys Irish Cream it has been postulated they were once together in a natural form Before Time began lol maybe it's why cows are sacred. I could probably build a religion around tasty alcoholic beverages makes as much sense as anything else placid discourages excessive alcoholism as much as it encourages it as the whisky is Holy and man cannot live on milk alone I grew up in a time of milkman they used to deliver chocolate milkshake to a child it was like magic maybe one day they will return like Arthur Jesus and the tuatha de danann in our hour of need they will rise and get us all s***-faced.
I'm now wondering if anyone ever just drank plain water in the books.
There was also firewhisky
All I can think about when Snabe is described singing is that "Scientists have decided that dinosaurs had beautiful singing voices because it's a nice thought and it doesn't hurt anyone" meme image.
very much vaguely relevant but it’s been shown that if we “de-feather” animals that exist today, their skeletons would look quite like dinosaurs, and if we “re-feather” dinosaurs, they look VERY MUCH like birds, and since most birds have nice singing voices, so I can see that??
Love this, never seen it so thanks for bringing it to my attention
@@sophiathefurbst I'd rather not wake up to a chorus of T-rexs chirping however. :p
@@poilboiler Tyrannosaurus is theorized to have made a low rumbling sound like a cassowary, which is appropriately terrifying.
I've heard that t-rexs probably honked like geese
It makes me irrationally happy that Chuck Tingle's books are genuinely good.
The ideas remind me of 12 year old me trying to stand out at a Young Authors night, but like, not terrible.
@@Jane-oz7pp the 3bst things often come from the "stupidest" ideas, like watching Ryan George's pitch meetings that in the self's are just really questionable as an idea to beginn with, he breaks down how hilarious many movie premises are, if one takes away the way they get framed as epic
Being happy media is good isn’t irrational
Chuck Tingle is the only author ever. His work is just incredibly unique. It's like a whole genre within itself of chaotic good energy
It's basically just crackhead energy
Random 4th wall break to establish you should dump a guy who acts like a dick? Tweets pro-Ace stuff? Trolls the alt-right with dinosaur erotica? We stan
Tingle has elevated trolling to performance art. Her deserves all the golf claps.
Those assholes; we like him cus he's not like other writers ™️
Chuck tingle: and I took that personally
We stan a petty bitch
@@spooky6703 Doesn't just tweet, has entire sub-genres of his work that is either ace/aro or both. He released a whole compilation of platonic encounters, encounters with people who accept your right to say no with grace, or things that are so abstract that human concepts of sex and romance doesn't really apply to what you're doing with them. If you shoot him a niche he's not hit yet, within a month he's gonna be pounding or not-pounding it with *something*. He's trying so hard to at least have one story for just about every kind of reasonable sexual preference (no kids, no corpses, but I think that's about it iirc).
He's a gem and my hero.
Chuck Tingle, so appreciate him just being absurd and writing whatever.
I admire him for being an actually good writer, but deciding to write shit like this instead.
@@Fanimati0n EXACTLY!
Chuck Tingle is a treasure. He writes silly books to make people smile. He could possibly get rich if he wrote 'seriously', but he does what he does for the joy of it. A very admirable person.
@@Fanimati0n he does write other stuff under a different name too. Idk what his other name is but he uses Chuck Tingle name for writing stuff for fun and i think thats what makes it so special
@@Fanimati0n Honestly that's truly the goal in life. Master a skill and use it to be a top tier shitposter.
Snabe has the bad boy aesthetic, so of course he "rides" motorcycles
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I DIDNT THINK ABT THIS
I hate that so much I am actually impressed and kinda find it funny
I like to headcanon that in the world of Harriet Porber, being trans is completely accepted as normal which is why everyone discusses it so calmly and casually. This is some deep lore.
Absolutely based
When you can bend reality itself with little more than an acoustic guitar and six pack dino abs, sex and gender are superfluous.
i feel
my man said “oh no the alt right is supporting my work? better change that”
what a king
Absolute fucking legend
"Your mammoth bodyguard IS gay" sounds like the next Chuck Tingle book, actually
We’re all waiting for this one
"Your Mammoth Bodyguard IS Gay (And So Are You)" - The Greatest Love Story Ever Told" by Chuck Thing, an international bestseller
Now she may have brought herself to Chuck's attention, how long before SA gets her own spot in the Tingleverse?
@@tintinaus She has! He tweeted about this video, thanking her for making it.
@@DemonLordRaiden i love this dude
Of course Snabe is big and muscular. An adult parasaurolophus clocks in at 2 - 3 tonnes.
So he's thicc?
@@eldritchabomination9726 hella
Hmmmmmm
Well now we know which way they not gonna lie down to, y'know, do it
dinodumpy
Christian mom, trans, and Russian propaganda rewrites of Harry Potter... the ultimate trio
wait, which one was the rewrite of Harry Potter?
Russian propaganda?
Comrade, I wanna read the Russian propaganda one. Where is it?
@@tei4724 i believe they're referring to Tanya Grotter, a book series by Dmitri Yemets. i had those books as a kid but i don't think any of them were translated into English because of copyright issues
@@Dethamaranth Thank you! I'm learning Russian so mayyybe I'll be able to read it someday...
Holy shit I just learned there's a sequel, "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Theater of Love". Mr. Tingle's done it again, and I, for one, could not be more excited
My aunt is seriously buying it for me for Christmas, and I could not be more excited
@@ackity I am both incredibly happy for you and intensely jealous. I could not be more excited for Christmas time
@@brumbpotungus1408 i have the best aunt ever tbh, genderfluid questioning, pansexual, poly, the whole package, and overall extremely nice. i am certainly hyped
@@ackity did she get it
@@ackity did you get it
petition for a shirt that says "there's fuckery afoot"
I didn't know what to do with that phrase myself, but I knew someone down here had to have pointed it out already.
Something's fucky!
Diversity win: this hot dinosaur is in a t4t relationship
diversity truly won. everyone go home
There's kind of a sad rip-off of this book going around called "harry potter" or something?? They should get on its case real quick
357 likes with no replies lmao
Yeah definitely. I can’t believe they let JK Bowling or whatever her name was get away with it.
@@Alex-ed9wm I mean, it's got to be a copyright infringement. All Bowling did was make it 200 times more bigoted and hateful - she didn't even add any good plotlines.
Truly despicable, this so called “J.K Bowling” person has plagiarized the literary masterpiece that is Harriet Porber and should be brought to justice.
And the author removed all the LGBTQIA+ characters?
I just want to say that Snabe is the first and only trans male representation I’ve ever consumed. I’m going to grow up and aspire to be snabe.
that is both hysterical and makes me deeply sad abt the lack of transmasc rep
I mean, there's a trans dude in high guardian spice. But that show... Is not good
@@rowanheart8122 I’ve never heard of that show ngl
@@gordonramslay9955 The only other transmasc rep I can think of is from an old kid's show. The show is Alfred J Kwak (1989) and the character's name is Ollie.
The show is pretty good and has a strong antifascism and environmentalist messages. Ollie is a pretty important character for the plot even if he's not in every episode. Him being trans is not directly discussed, but since the show follows it's characters since they are kids until adulthood you can tell he's trans. Besides the creator confirmed him as trans in an interview.
I can think of quite a few trans men in books/TV shows, but this is the most casual rep I've consumed despite the fact that he's a wizard dinosaur.
I completely broke down at "He appeared to be a parasaurolophus." Paused, took a few minutes to compose myself, resumed the video and lost it again at "Hi, I'm Snabe."
This book is a parody that managed to do what so much literature fails to do these days:
- Write a healthy relationship/romance
- Write complex and weirdly interesting and entertaining characters
- Is funny without being offensive
- Is actually readable
I GUARANTEE someone is offended by this
no one tell joanne
@@russelljohnson7004 It's JK TERFling
AND there’s good representation. I’ve never seen such diversity as two polyamorous motorcycles and a parasaurophus in media before!
@person person I don't usually like it either, but you have to admit that the romance and other relationships are far healthier than most "Romantic Literature" these days.
OK BUT I FEEL LIKE BRAKO WAS MADE A MOTORCYCLE BECAUSE FOR THE PUN OF HIS NAME
I'm p sure there's another Tingler where a sentient motorcycle is the love interest and *if there isn't a "pump the brakes" joke I will--*
They missed the chance to call the bestselling spellcrafter a "bestspeller" and I am thoroughly disappointed.
okay that pun is genius.
Chuck Tingle is such a beautiful man. His books have everything. Fun satire. Social commentary. Gay sex. Memes. Dinosaurs. Really what more could you want?
yes
Original story? Just a thought
@@rosiepear7531I'm sorry, have YOU ever read a book about someone getting pounded in the butt by the physical manifestation of their Twitch livestream? No, I didn't think so. 🫢
My opinion about Chuck Tingle went from "absolute meme" to "absolute legend" in 2 and a half minutes.
It's definitely both though... as another comment put it "Chuck Tingle is the kind of guy who was gifted with incredible writing ability, then he chose to shitpost people with it."
The man, the meme, the legend.
can't it be motherfucking
BOTH THINGS!?
Teya, read Chuck Tingle's new horror novella "Straight". It's well written, a legit horror story, and focuses on the attitude of indifference cishet people have towards the wellbeing of queer people. It even touches on issues of gatekeeping and discrimination within the LGBT+ community.
that just sounds fucking awesome
Please!
Did it scare you *straight* - haha
@@AnEmu404 please, nothing could do that :P
Chuck Tingle is an actual icon
"Why is this book good?!?" is Chuck Tingles whole brand
Paused the video for like a half an hour just to go on vacation reading the titles of Chuck Tingle books.
"My Macaroni And Cheese Is A Lesbian Also She Is My Lawyer"
"Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing"
"Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Tromp's Twitter Ban That Should've Come Years Sooner But Fine Now That It's Here High Five"
Tingle's D+D moral alignment is Chaotic Based.
Holy christ.
Even JAV and Light Novels don't have titles this glorious.
Starting a Business and Turning a Profit through Common Sense Reinvestment and Strategic Targeted Marketing is taught in Business Schools
@@alyssanicole6590 yeah but your in your own butt. Like that's powerful you know?
@@maybemablemaples2144 a b*ss* that provides higher education? that's definitely strategic targeted marketing
exit stage left 😔
Chuck Tingle is a well known struggling chocolate milk addict, I think this story is his attempt to deal with his own demons through art, which I think is beautiful 😔
So touching. So deep. I can hardly take it. 😔😔😔
I just started coughing at your comment and idk why
IS THIS A STEPHEN KING REFERENCE??😭😭
The image of a sentient motorcycle holding a wand-gun is terrifyingly vivid
@༺☆༻red roomz
That's not something that needs fixing- that's how this image should be conjured. Isn't it beautiful?
just picturing Chuck Tingle cackling to himself as he replaces everyone's names with emoji 🅱️s
And switches the first letters of two characters’ names
Sna🅱️e
🅱️arriet 🅱️orber
@@missycat7598 Fuck I didn't notice that
“ far beyond what would be normal in a poly relationship between a dinosaur and two motorcycles” Well didn’t think I would ever hear this
Feels like a Transformers plotpoint
r/brandnewsentence moment?
The video has been going on for a minute as I'm reading this comment. This is gonna be a ride.
Fun fact: Chuck Tingle has a tabletop rpg game where u can be a Chuck Tingle character called “The Tingleverse: The Official Chuck Tingle Role-Playing Game (The Tingleverse Official Role-Playing Game)”.
But is it official?
@@Taschenschieber yes, but it's way too OSR to do the source material justice. the tingleverse deserves like, a Monsterhearts hack or something.
It's obvious from this masterpiece that Tingle is a D&D guy, but I had no idea he was an ORS kinda nerd. That's based as hell.
Hearing the name Tingle so much is giving me Zelda flashbacks. I can't stop imagining Chuck as a tiny green fairy man.
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The characters of the story self-actualize with magic, accept that they exist within a book, and come to the conclusion that they still are separate, intelligent entities with a will of their own. It actually gave me chills at how deep and subtly beautiful that is. This from the author of "Pounded in the butt, by my own butt".
Excelsior.
oh my god, it took me an embarrassing amount of time to picture an actual reptile.... I thought dinosaur was a metaphor for Snabe being more than double her age
I should have looked at the cover more in detail 😂
😭😭
"Just as Harriet is sitting down that day to have her usual breakfast of spaghetti and chocolate milk..."
She said it so casually, it took a moment to process, and then I had to fight not to spit my mouthful of water everywhere.
Mmm hmm, we are all definitely adults here, and definitely never had spagetti and chocolate milk for breakfast...
what's the significance????
@@mophead_xu that she a grown woman is eating a toddlers breakfast
@@mophead_xu It's generally not considered something usually eaten for breakfast by anyone, anywhere.
@@mophead_xu It doubles as an easter egg for fans who follow him on social media. Chuck Tingle is super vocal about his love of chocolate milk and spaghetti, and posts about how he'd have it every meal if not for his son.
Read Every Chuck Tingle book until he puts you in one. Not like you personally, but Strange Eons which you don't know, is his real name.
THIS COMMENT IS AMAZING THAT ENDING GOT ME SO GOOD
Honestly it would be a Chuck Tingle move to put that in a book.
Oh I hope he does, that would be amazing
"Getting pounded in the butt by Strange Aeons' review of my book", c0mming soon
@@annab3184 I'd read it.
Headcannon for reality: this mans wrote the original Harry Potter and J.K.R. was just... never... a... writer.
Aren't those conspiracy theories 😭😭😭
cannon*
It was written by "Jake Rawling" whose originally identical twin sister Jillian K. Rawling badly edited out all the trans bits before publishing because she is secretly an evangelical twat.
@@TheGrinningViking I for one stan Jake Rawrling in his transition
@@audrizzm yes but actually no because those also count as theories for science
Considering how FAST he writes new material, it's really friggin good. Like, way better than it has any right to be. Frankly, it's rude.
not to like, mystify ND people as though "ooh theyre all so superhuman talented" or whatever, but ever since knowing tingle himself is autistic (and not like, just vibes other people get from him) i kinda do wonder if the hyperfixation aspect has something to do with that. writing a 150 pages book within a few months sure is possible, but to also revise, edit, and polish that work in that timeframe sure would require extreme committed dedication.
omg bumbleborn's "i'm gay" i am, canonically, in tears
That's like the one thing I was not angry at jk about, but it's still funny as hell
The ripped troubled bad boy being a transguy was the best plot twist in this book.
I would genuinely be SO into a serious book with a ripped angsty bad boy trans guy love interest, make him as stereotypical as possible I don’t care I would just KILL for a book in which a trans man is treated the same, and as sexy as, a cis man
@@vampirelibrarian777 I want to write this
@@vampirelibrarian777 - WAIT, WHAT IF HE WAS A PERSON OF COLOR?
@@placeholder_username9528 even better!
@@vampirelibrarian777 AND WHAT IF he was short or few inches shorter than average height!
Badboy trans anthro-dinosaur is the LGBTQ rep I didn’t know I needed.
No, the sentient motorcycles pick things up with their human mouths.
Ah, that makes much more sense
hmm yeah seems legit
Exactly
Fools never watched My Little Pony
i guess they pick things up like the cars in the cars film do
So what I am picking up from this is he is actually a skilled author that purposely writes the most over the top bullshit and it's gloriously.
Correct! And I assume from this that he also purposefully writes good representation
Chucks writing of the shoe insult stems from the late 70s early 80s where a lesbian or trans person would be referred to as "That person in comfortable shoes"
Excellent reading by the way, I was in stitches laughing. I always enjoy listening to beautiful nonsense, I sometimes write beautiful nonsense myself.
Also also slightly titillated from some of the imagery lol
I’m a simple girl. I see a humanoid Parasaurolophus. My paleontologist heart screams in confusion. I click.
I think that I've read that they found a new dinosaur in Australia!
Unleash the inner scalie/bird furry/whatever dinosaurs are.
@@StreetpennyLP Yeah, I saw that! And a new pterosaur in China with opposable thumbs!
Cloaca-pilled
This comment section is both wholesome and cursed 💅🏿
You presume they have arms because they pick things up? Who's to say they don't just use their mouths? What if they're like veggie tales characters and they just lift things with their minds?
or their hair is like entrapta’s and they just lift things with their hair limbs
Maybe they are like Rayman and have no limbs but disconnected, somehow working hands.
Learning some veggietales lore today
I read this comment from the top and my mind immediately went "like veggietales!" and then you said it and now I feel all warm and fluffy lol.
Also: *"How* are we clapping?"
Veggie tales was literally the first thing I thought of when she said that 😂
I can't wait for chuck tingle to write a new book with a character introduced using the line 'what you don't know is that his real name is strange aeons'
his height is N/A
he lives in canada, us
When your only forms of sustenance are Chocolate Milk, Seafood, Steak, Spaghetti, and *SPITE*
College
“It feels safe to be me” is such a powerful line to end on omg
As a trans guy, the dinosaur is my transition goals
Same let's be Snabe
Bro, yes same!
Ah, the pfp really wraps it all up
*magical dinosaur transformation to the sound of mulan's be a man*
You had me at sentient motorcycles driving cars.
Chuck Tingle is either Dionysus or Loki’s pen name, possibly both
Is their love child drunkly made in a drug trip
Dionysus drunkenly suggests "Hey what if... What if Harry Potter fucked a dinosaur?"
Loki, who is still mad about finding out that J.K. Rowling is a transphobe, turns sly eyes upon the word processor.
@@falconstudios146 and what about we tackle the elephant in the room and made the gayness explicit
I love you people
Maybe it's like those group names where they just pretend to be one person?
“Blue green algae” sent shivers down my spine. As someone who keeps fish, and whose tanks have suffered multiple bga outbreaks. Those words terrify me. Idk why I commented this I just felt the need to say, blue green algae scares me.
I get the hairy black-green algae outbreaks all the time and it’s terrible.
I didn't even know blue green algae outbreaks in fish tanks. I know it is made into nutritional supplements. So, I appreciate you sharing. :)
@@willowtdog6449 I’m glad I was helpful somehow! Bga outbreaks are almost impossible to get rid of. And they aren’t actually algae. They are a form of bacteria. So they aren’t super nutritional for algae eaters. Sometimes can even be harmful to them. And it is very harmful for plants. Hope this also helped!
Isn't that the botulism/botox algae?
@@bramvanduijn8086 no clue. I just know it’s very annoying in fish tanks and it likes to kill my plants lol
it took me WAY too long to realize that Dellatrix and Braco's names have the first letter of their names swapped.
I just assumed "haha same name with the first letter off lol" but NO
The motorcycles don’t need arms. They pick thinks up like the veggietales. It kinda just floats near them
Or they use their wheels, like the cars series
gravity gun
I personally was picturing motorbike centaurs which is incredibly cool but this also is hilarious
@person person Now, thou must kill Vampire Potter!
If you've read "I’m Gay for My Living Billionaire Jet Plane" or "Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt," you know there's absolutely no rule to Chuck's magic except if it exists, it will pound your butt. If it wants arms, it can have arms!
This man is beautiful
Chuck Tingle is an icon, I highly recommend one of his best titles, "Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass"
That sounds like a shit post lmao. Also what’s with the dinos-
Edit: Auto correct corrected shitpost to shiny post.
The titles are so weird omg
Can you give me a plot summary?
I read his shorty story “Slammed by my Handsome Fidget Spinner” and it was honestly well written. Very odd: the fidget spinner was a giant six foot tall sentient space ship/alien sent to earth to help humanity relax. The main character at one point spun the fidget spinner and went into a trance for like 12 hours. That’s pretty frightening when you think about it outside of the context.
@@Mystery-Wolf Apparently Amazon doesn’t allow bestiality but makes an exception for extinct animals.
Do you think this version of Hogwarts has… TRANSfigurations?
I’m trans, it’s ok, I can make bad puns
That's a horrible joke I love it
amazing work
Give this person a medal!
Bourbon reeeeeally hurts when it sprays out of your nose 🤣🤣🤣
I imagine a motorcycle voice is just engine revving and everyone knows exactly what they’re saying
Alternate title: parody erotica writer murders the romance genre and JK Rowling in broad daylight
Wait this is an actual physical book? I was expecting it to be a wattpad type thing…
same 💀💀
Nah chuck tingle’s books are legendary lmao
He sells both e-books and paperbacks, I'm sure she just wanted the real thing as a prop for this video haha
@@jasper3706 I think she said in another vid that she prefers to get a physical book over e-book when she can
Those covers are too good not to have them sitting out on your coffee table
I've never read a tingle book, but I have read about them. My favorite recurring thing is that he just doesn't explain certain things sometimes, like anatomy. How does a sentient motorcycle hold a gun? Don't worry about it. How does a donut shop attempt to bang you from behind? If you're reading it you shouldn't bother asking questions lol.
The donut shop is doing WHAT
IM SORRY THE DONUT SHOT WHAT??
FUCKING PARDON-??
If you would give me a second of your time, the FUCKING DUNUT SHOP DID-?
@@tiredracoon9832 welcome to the tingleverse
harriet and snabe are the "i can't believe we're both goth and trans" meme but it's "i can't believe we're both spellcrafters and trans!"
“Who gave you the right, Mr. Tingle?” - Someone somewhere to their vibrator, probably
My only complaint about this is, who in god's name would WILLINGLY name herself Harriet
edit: also, hilaruously enough, the only trans representation in media I've ever seen in which the characters' arcs do not rely solely on being trans is called TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORTER
Harriet is a lovely name actually
@@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 it's been ruined for me by "harriet jones, prime minister"
@@literal-tree who the hell is that
Nickelodeon's first theatrical movie was led by an eponymous Harriet, the _spy._
So, slightly biased toward the name.
@@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 a doctor who character
I don’t know if Snabe the sexy dinosaur was something I would have expected to see on this channel but I probably should have known something like this would eventually show up.
Edit:Snabe
Snabe. ☝
His name is Snabe 🙄
no no, you’ve got it all wrong, his name is Snabe
What you don't know, is that his real name is Snabe.
Bad Boy Parasaurolophus sounds like it could be a long furby name
Teya, we need alerts on when the newest member of the family will arrive.
Glue a brass instrument to it's head, paleontology approved
So I skipped the ad and landed on her saying “all this can be yours” and my brain legit went “I can have a strange aeons?”
what you didnt know is that his real name is strange æons
@@bog_creature he lives in canada, united states
before you own a strange aeons, you must know that his real name
is strange aeons
Mood
@@bog_creature his boyfriend is unknown.
I am pleased to inform you that there is now a sequel, Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Theater of Love.
Personally, I like to imagine them as animal crossing villagers. This makes the book very enjoyable until the sex scenes, which become completely unreadable ❤️
Snabe is the transmasc representation I want
my transition goals 😤
... I d rather had someone like Val from uncle just in transmasc instead of transfem.... Or well like Jim from our flag means death but transmasc instead of enby
@@SingingSealRianaif my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike
"I'm a big fan of spite." I need that on a shirt.
Spite makes the world go round.
8:50 “As long as it’s clear that it’s fiction, and you should totally break up with someone like this in real life”
THANK YOU. Many amazing fictional characters would be absolutely unbearable in real life. That doesn’t mean they aren’t allowed to exist, fiction can write likable but horrible characters.
He tweeted your video! Said some very nice things about you too. Love how supportive Mr. Tingle is.
I died at learning that Draco is now named Braco and is a motorcycle, this man is a genius.
Edit: Fucking Snabe, I can't this is amazing.
Brake-o 😮💨
Chuck Tingle is pretty much our modern absurdist writer and I say: You keep going you funky little man we dont deserve your works but we blessed by them in anyways.
honestly, I have so so much respect for chuck tingle. dude’s so receptive to his fans and just trying to create a space of acceptance with his weird surrealist erotica. fucking love that guy
It's good because Chuck writes to prove love.
You should try reading 'Straight', it's his first foray into the horror genre.
That sounds pretty interesting. Is it a genuine horror novel, or is it similar to his usual style in a more horror-y paintjob? Not that I'd mind, but I like to have an idea what I'm in for.
If the former, I find it hilarious that his first horror novel is called 'straight', given his oeuvre. :P
@@Syurtpiutha It's about a zombi apocolypse that only effects cis het people from what I gather.
@@randomnpc7773 lmao imagine someone getting bit by a zombie, thinking they're cishet, but then nothing happens to them.
i need to get that book asap
I adore ftm/mtf relationships, being straight with extra steps
there's no extra steps
it's straight but they're queer, immaculate
@@evild00r30 the long process to socially and medically transition begs to differ(like even getting used to a new name takes weeks. And that's true even when cis people change their name).
Like, that's a lot of work, we shouldn't really discount it.
@@evild00r30 there are though. would be great if there was no need for that, if everyone could be born and social accepted in a way that feels right to them, but that's sadly not how things are. A trans person is bound to make different experiences then their corresponding cis person and most I know crave some level of transitioning, which is at least one extra step
@@the_last_ballad totaly agree, name changing legally is a bitch, the fight to get injections if one desires is a bitch and there is so much more....
Honestly I can't think of a more dickish thing for sentient motorcycles to do than drive a sportscar. They're already recreational vehicles, they don't need to drive one too!
This is the best t4t representation I've ever seen. Tingle has done it he's made a masterpiece
It's because he reached out and asked his trans fans on fb amd twitter to tell him what things they wanted and didnt want in terms of good representation
Your pfp is making me feel things I’ve never felt before, and none of those feelings are good 😭
t4t couple goals: harriet porber x snabe
UR SO RIGHT!!
Tfw no trans gf to hold in ur unrealistically muscular arms
So what I’m learning is that this guy is just the author version of Neil Cicerega
YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS
NIEL CICIEREGA OMGGGGGGGGGG
THIS.
Trans Puppet Porber Pals
ohh holy shit that's why this book reminded me of man made object
Everyone deserves a not awful read every once in a while.
Obviously motorcycles would call her shoes ugly. They are jealous because she actually has legs to wear shoes on smh