I Read Trans Wizard Harriet Porber

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  • @not_zippy
    @not_zippy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5333

    Chuck also wrote a book making fun of “nice guys” (guys who think being nice means sex and/or romance is owed in return). It’s called “Nice Guy Dinosaur Doesn’t Pound Me in the Butt Because I’m Not Interested and He’s Not Actually Nice He’s Just Annoying and Creepy and Doesn’t Respect My Boundaries When I Tell Him We’re Not on a Date”. The dinosaur on the cover is wearing a fedora.

    • @stupidfurry4693
      @stupidfurry4693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      I need this book

    • @mothhuuny
      @mothhuuny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      that sounds like the name of an anime but way better

    • @Milkythefawn
      @Milkythefawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@mothhuuny Light novel*

    • @Milkythefawn
      @Milkythefawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@mothhuuny I’m pretty sure the names ended up being crazy because the site they’re on didn’t have captions, so authors would just put it in the title. That’s why so many anime have long and crazy names, they’re originally light novels

    • @skraminc
      @skraminc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

  • @galactic-hamster7043
    @galactic-hamster7043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3548

    Harriet Porber: feminist *icon*

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No it should be Rose
      Harry's family is named after plants
      Lily, petunia, Rose!

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Okay, I agree but I must also commend your Okuyasu pfp

    • @galactic-hamster7043
      @galactic-hamster7043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@alfalldoot6715 i thank you from the wide open space between my 2 braincells :D

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@galactic-hamster7043 It's ok, us Jojo fans can smell each other from miles away

    • @galactic-hamster7043
      @galactic-hamster7043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@alfalldoot6715 *noice*

  • @roruda
    @roruda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8538

    This book is "I can't believe we're both wizards and trans!" "I'm a Motorcycle."

    • @EtherealKaz
      @EtherealKaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      This is an underrated comment

    • @luckas221a
      @luckas221a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@EtherealKaz this is literally top comment

    • @GoroAkechi_Real
      @GoroAkechi_Real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      The two genders, trans and motorcycle! /j

    • @Protomorfid
      @Protomorfid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Which is why it's the greatest book

    • @konstantinkh
      @konstantinkh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@luckas221a And yet, it is still underrated.

  • @camchameleon4151
    @camchameleon4151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8062

    Chuck Tingle is the kind of guy who was gifted with incredible writing ability, then he chose to shitpost people with it.
    Modern legend. What a Chad.

  • @sophienoble314
    @sophienoble314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4726

    “and whips out her wand and uses a spell i can only describe as.. gun” made me laugh harder than it should’ve

    • @TheVoidIsBees
      @TheVoidIsBees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      God, me too. I couldn't catch my breath for a solid minute

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I can't help but also think of the random guns that were there...because? in "My Immortal"... XD

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      i think this is chuck mocking avada kedavra which in hp critical circles is referred to as "the gun spell"

    • @kayla8402
      @kayla8402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Plus there's a running joke that they could just steal some guns and it'd be a huge advantage over wands.

    • @pleasureisgood5957
      @pleasureisgood5957 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My favourite magick spell "Expelliglockiun"

  • @cor289
    @cor289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7177

    Every time Teya makes an “I read” video I wonder if this was what she imagined herself doing with her degree

    • @nyxm2942
      @nyxm2942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      not many know but his name is actually strange aeons (my memory is bad i probably got that wrong)

    • @Carlslay_wallserve
      @Carlslay_wallserve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      *his name is strange æons 🙄

    • @Zuxtron
      @Zuxtron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      ​@@nyxm2942 What you don't know is that his real name is strange aeons

    • @funkybugman
      @funkybugman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Carlslay_wallserve hey what are their pronouns? i just say you use he/him and I have been blocked from instagram and whatnot, so i was wondering what their pronouns are

    • @funkybugman
      @funkybugman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ibhave not been blocked by them, but my dad is weird so instagram is blocked on my phone

  • @Sitcomabed
    @Sitcomabed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4477

    This is the polar opposite of the Christian harry potter book. Enemies to lovers dare i say?!!!

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      chuck tingle is her writing tutor that she projected onto snape

    • @isabelee7262
      @isabelee7262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      i kind of want someone to write an enemies to lovers novel about these two books. like they’re the protagonists

    • @moxthecat787
      @moxthecat787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      *dare I gay. I can’t help with a gay pun, especially in pride month

    • @harryhackwood7254
      @harryhackwood7254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the reki pfp 👀

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Both narrations are Snape-horny

  • @allanagiles9470
    @allanagiles9470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7980

    "Daniel Radcliffe wrote Harry Potter" "Emma Watson wrote Harry Potter" You fools. It was Chuck Tingle all along. Its just fanfiction of his own work.

    • @mossyrocks1096
      @mossyrocks1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Lena-tk7lm I think that’s what they meant lol, one of us is getting woodshed and it might be me tbh.

    • @wendyheatherwood
      @wendyheatherwood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      Harry Potter was the first draft. This is the finished book.

    • @hatemteirelbar9510
      @hatemteirelbar9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      You forgot Hatsuni Miku

    • @daliah8883
      @daliah8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      s-starkid wrote it

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No it was starkids

  • @memethyst
    @memethyst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5228

    i like how they make fun of her for wearing ugly shoes and not because she's trans
    "we'll respect your pronouns but we draw the line at ugly shoes"

    • @paris5410
      @paris5410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      As it should be.
      Then again they’re dating a trans man in this weird poly relationship with some unhealthiness to it so…

    • @schmeedorcocloa1986
      @schmeedorcocloa1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +502

      No matter how awful someone may be pronouns are always to be respected. Her shoes may be ugly as shit but her pronouns are not

    • @James_Wisniewski
      @James_Wisniewski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      As they shouldn't. There's no excuse for a human with functional eyes wearing ugly shoes.

    • @bruh-mb1rd
      @bruh-mb1rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@James_Wisniewski comfort?

    • @James_Wisniewski
      @James_Wisniewski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@bruh-mb1rd Nope.

  • @MilesPlaysPriv
    @MilesPlaysPriv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2729

    The parasaurolophus ALSO being trans and Bumbleborn's FIRST sentence being "I'm gay" are literally lifechanging. Galaxy brain. Unconceivably enormous, vast, ever expanding brain.

    • @BassicallyKiyash
      @BassicallyKiyash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      "Dinosaurs are cool, transphobia is not."
      -jammidodger

    • @existenceispain_geekthesiren
      @existenceispain_geekthesiren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@BassicallyKiyash ayyy, another spud

    • @BassicallyKiyash
      @BassicallyKiyash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@existenceispain_geekthesiren "hey spuds! Its jamie" -also jammidodger

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@existenceispain_geekthesiren HI I’M *ALSO* A SPUD :DDD

    • @randomnpc7773
      @randomnpc7773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I used to be a spud since jamie was kinda directly responsible for me coming out as trans but I've left my baby gay phase so his content just kinda doesn't hit the same :/

  • @emclaire7027
    @emclaire7027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3749

    “I’m not bad, I’m just ̶d̶r̶a̶w̶n̶ written that way”
    -Snabe

    • @krasmazov1959
      @krasmazov1959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Book - weird incel bullying 10 yos.
      Movie - slightly less bullying weird incel.
      It makes perfect paralel.

    • @Nastee-The-Slug
      @Nastee-The-Slug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      SNABE????

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Snape? We don't know him; Only SNABE.

    • @arcadeinvader8086
      @arcadeinvader8086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sibelius™ Snabe

    • @kordeliiius9821
      @kordeliiius9821 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m just photoshopped that way

  • @sophiebach2834
    @sophiebach2834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3872

    "How strange, even for me StrangeÆons"
    what you dont know is that his real name is StrangeÆons

    • @kindaquit4823
      @kindaquit4823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      we're reallly gonna run this joke into the earth's core aren't we(i almost typed vore help)

    • @penelopestoneee
      @penelopestoneee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      took me a minute to get

    • @jane_wants_to_feel
      @jane_wants_to_feel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      he lives in canada, united states

    • @blueestarr16
      @blueestarr16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@kindaquit4823 it's the best inside joke his channel has ever birthed

    • @indiegoblin3634
      @indiegoblin3634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I've been looking for this comment XD

  • @yomifishery
    @yomifishery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4902

    “Provided” and “offered” for dialogue is a very noticeable Rowling tic, which is why they show up so often here.

    • @cidevant002
      @cidevant002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +629

      That is so fucking brilliant.

    • @NarCoocoobrainTeam
      @NarCoocoobrainTeam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      Intriguing. It's been so long since I've read anything from jkr that if I had noticed it then that I would have forgotten lol

    • @rory9718
      @rory9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      i really hope teya sees this

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      I never noticed that, smart of him to include that tic ;)

    • @HollowGolem
      @HollowGolem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Guess that didn't jump out at me.
      I teach Latin, and Julius Caesar does that crap ALL the time. When people report information, the word he often uses is "offert."

  • @hilde7008
    @hilde7008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3293

    Is Snape a dinosaur because the bad boy trope is ancient?
    Chuck Tingle is a crazy genius. I'm in fear and awe.

    • @shipper-of-heart8898
      @shipper-of-heart8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Well usually Chuck Tingle writes books about humans getting it on with sentient non-human things (dinosaurs, coins, fidget spinners, etc) but that would be a huge twist if that were true

    • @casanovafunkenstein5090
      @casanovafunkenstein5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      Apparently it's a byproduct of Amazon's standards for what they allow to be sold.
      Furry literature has the potential to fall foul of their ban on bestiality, but there's a loophole for stories about extinct animals. Tingle built his niche writing novelty romance books about sapient dinosaurs and then clearly either got a bit bored or made his novels increasingly bizarre in order to stake his claim on as many incredibly specific fetishes as possible as the dinosaur erotica genre apparently got too crowded

    • @friend_trilobot
      @friend_trilobot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Parasauralophus also sounds a little like "philosopher", as in "philosophers stone"

    • @mariocardenas8408
      @mariocardenas8408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      *Snabe

    • @James_Wisniewski
      @James_Wisniewski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@shipper-of-heart8898 Sorry. Fidget spinners?

  • @megmasters7137
    @megmasters7137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1718

    Uncle Chuck, like me, is autistic, and the single restaurant and spaghetti and chocolate milk EVERY MEAL FOR ALL FOODS is definitely in the category of sly autistic people humor. Anyway he's brilliant and a very wholesome person :)

    • @consentclub8431
      @consentclub8431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      This makes me love him so much more

    • @breakingmadeline3063
      @breakingmadeline3063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Best representation I could ever ask for.

    • @peiithos
      @peiithos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      wait it makes so much sense. I love that

    • @WalerianZ
      @WalerianZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      When I've heard this "every day meal" I've immediately thought "like autistic people?", glad to know it is

    • @VelverElixir
      @VelverElixir ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That’s actually fascinating. Thanks for explaining!

  • @videogamenostalgia
    @videogamenostalgia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11062

    "I'm gay. I just wanted to say that clearly, in this story, instead of claiming years later that it was there in the subtext the whole time" *D E S T R O Y E D*

    • @Bashfulsson
      @Bashfulsson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +662

      Fucking annihilated

    • @SA-mo3hq
      @SA-mo3hq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      Call the sugeon, we gonna need skin grafts for BURNS this bad

    • @cosmic7336
      @cosmic7336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      it was spiting her not KILLING HER CHUCK

    • @PeeperSnail
      @PeeperSnail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      He fucking killed Rowling

    • @twentywordsorlessYT
      @twentywordsorlessYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Oh. Wait til the sequel. Ohhhh.

  • @janevim11
    @janevim11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1884

    "Your mammoth bodyguard IS gay" sounds like the next Chuck Tingle book, actually

    • @pxdden6664
      @pxdden6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      We’re all waiting for this one

    • @sailorplanetmars6103
      @sailorplanetmars6103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      "Your Mammoth Bodyguard IS Gay (And So Are You)" - The Greatest Love Story Ever Told" by Chuck Thing, an international bestseller

    • @tintinaus
      @tintinaus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Now she may have brought herself to Chuck's attention, how long before SA gets her own spot in the Tingleverse?

    • @DemonLordRaiden
      @DemonLordRaiden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@tintinaus She has! He tweeted about this video, thanking her for making it.

    • @plague_doctor0237
      @plague_doctor0237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DemonLordRaiden i love this dude

  • @madeleineg.k.3119
    @madeleineg.k.3119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2993

    Teya looking dead into the camera saying "I'm snabe" destroyed me

    • @bookwyrm5799
      @bookwyrm5799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i had to pause the video cause i was snort-laughing to hard

    • @giddycadet
      @giddycadet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      for me it was the waitress named Gobby """of course"""

    • @juliadonati8245
      @juliadonati8245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      May I humbly request timestamps?

    • @madeleineg.k.3119
      @madeleineg.k.3119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@juliadonati8245 yes you may 7:39

    • @juliadonati8245
      @juliadonati8245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@madeleineg.k.3119 thank you so much!

  • @GameLeaderR
    @GameLeaderR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    The only drinks being Choco Milk remind me of the only drinks in Harry Potter being Butter Beer or Pumpkin Juice, even when they in the middle of the forrest in a desperate survival situation they bring Pumpkin Juice instead of just water.

    • @ridanann
      @ridanann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Chocolate milk and whiskey are the two main liquid in the universe according to me coffee is a solid then turned into a liquid if you're wondering how that works. Also water is extracted from dead whisky cells and there are no more liquid in the universe everything else is just a variation on the basic 2 fundamental holy elements chocolate milkshake and whiskey.

    • @thighmeat6034
      @thighmeat6034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ridanann i love the world that you are living in

    • @ridanann
      @ridanann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@thighmeat6034 there's Theory s13 billion years ago Bailey's Irish Cream exploded and separated out the cocoa milk and whisky elements into the universe since the Invention of Baileys Irish Cream it has been postulated they were once together in a natural form Before Time began lol maybe it's why cows are sacred. I could probably build a religion around tasty alcoholic beverages makes as much sense as anything else placid discourages excessive alcoholism as much as it encourages it as the whisky is Holy and man cannot live on milk alone I grew up in a time of milkman they used to deliver chocolate milkshake to a child it was like magic maybe one day they will return like Arthur Jesus and the tuatha de danann in our hour of need they will rise and get us all s***-faced.

    • @bobbodaskank
      @bobbodaskank ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm now wondering if anyone ever just drank plain water in the books.

    • @mariesabine2385
      @mariesabine2385 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There was also firewhisky

  • @Kiwi-fl8te
    @Kiwi-fl8te 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    All I can think about when Snabe is described singing is that "Scientists have decided that dinosaurs had beautiful singing voices because it's a nice thought and it doesn't hurt anyone" meme image.

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      very much vaguely relevant but it’s been shown that if we “de-feather” animals that exist today, their skeletons would look quite like dinosaurs, and if we “re-feather” dinosaurs, they look VERY MUCH like birds, and since most birds have nice singing voices, so I can see that??

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Love this, never seen it so thanks for bringing it to my attention

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sophiathefurbst I'd rather not wake up to a chorus of T-rexs chirping however. :p

    • @clara_corvus
      @clara_corvus ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@poilboiler Tyrannosaurus is theorized to have made a low rumbling sound like a cassowary, which is appropriately terrifying.

    • @leonineKelter
      @leonineKelter ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've heard that t-rexs probably honked like geese

  • @metamaske6328
    @metamaske6328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3088

    Hot goth trans masc dinosaur artist is the best representation I personally have ever experienced

    • @shipper-of-heart8898
      @shipper-of-heart8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Also top surgery king we stan

    • @clownfern
      @clownfern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@shipper-of-heart8898 homestuck pfp we stan

    • @shipper-of-heart8898
      @shipper-of-heart8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@clownfern aye yo homestuck!

    • @sleekomiko6722
      @sleekomiko6722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@shipper-of-heart8898 do dinosaurs have boobs??

    • @shipper-of-heart8898
      @shipper-of-heart8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@sleekomiko6722 I mean, the Tingleverse has sentient coins and fidget spinners, so I guess maybe?

  • @ThyGeep
    @ThyGeep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2361

    The ripped troubled bad boy being a transguy was the best plot twist in this book.

    • @vampirelibrarian777
      @vampirelibrarian777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      I would genuinely be SO into a serious book with a ripped angsty bad boy trans guy love interest, make him as stereotypical as possible I don’t care I would just KILL for a book in which a trans man is treated the same, and as sexy as, a cis man

    • @katuskibakugou8783
      @katuskibakugou8783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@vampirelibrarian777 I want to write this

    • @placeholder_username9528
      @placeholder_username9528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@vampirelibrarian777 - WAIT, WHAT IF HE WAS A PERSON OF COLOR?

    • @vampirelibrarian777
      @vampirelibrarian777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@placeholder_username9528 even better!

    • @thethmooteresa
      @thethmooteresa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@vampirelibrarian777 AND WHAT IF he was short or few inches shorter than average height!

  • @KeganLeavess
    @KeganLeavess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5624

    Chuck Tingle is the only author ever. His work is just incredibly unique. It's like a whole genre within itself of chaotic good energy

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      It's basically just crackhead energy

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Random 4th wall break to establish you should dump a guy who acts like a dick? Tweets pro-Ace stuff? Trolls the alt-right with dinosaur erotica? We stan

    • @SA-mo3hq
      @SA-mo3hq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Tingle has elevated trolling to performance art. Her deserves all the golf claps.

    • @cambuck2231
      @cambuck2231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Those assholes; we like him cus he's not like other writers ™️
      Chuck tingle: and I took that personally
      We stan a petty bitch

    • @jessielefey
      @jessielefey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@spooky6703 Doesn't just tweet, has entire sub-genres of his work that is either ace/aro or both. He released a whole compilation of platonic encounters, encounters with people who accept your right to say no with grace, or things that are so abstract that human concepts of sex and romance doesn't really apply to what you're doing with them. If you shoot him a niche he's not hit yet, within a month he's gonna be pounding or not-pounding it with *something*. He's trying so hard to at least have one story for just about every kind of reasonable sexual preference (no kids, no corpses, but I think that's about it iirc).
      He's a gem and my hero.

  • @maemarston8848
    @maemarston8848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    Christian mom, trans, and Russian propaganda rewrites of Harry Potter... the ultimate trio

    • @HotBlasterBot
      @HotBlasterBot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wait, which one was the rewrite of Harry Potter?

    • @CT-se8vn
      @CT-se8vn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Russian propaganda?

    • @tei4724
      @tei4724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Comrade, I wanna read the Russian propaganda one. Where is it?

    • @Dethamaranth
      @Dethamaranth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@tei4724 i believe they're referring to Tanya Grotter, a book series by Dmitri Yemets. i had those books as a kid but i don't think any of them were translated into English because of copyright issues

    • @tei4724
      @tei4724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Dethamaranth Thank you! I'm learning Russian so mayyybe I'll be able to read it someday...

  • @gregjayonnaise8314
    @gregjayonnaise8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1411

    I like to headcanon that in the world of Harriet Porber, being trans is completely accepted as normal which is why everyone discusses it so calmly and casually. This is some deep lore.

    • @krimsonkarma8412
      @krimsonkarma8412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Absolutely based

    • @jmhaugen4757
      @jmhaugen4757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      When you can bend reality itself with little more than an acoustic guitar and six pack dino abs, sex and gender are superfluous.

    • @PlutosAsleep
      @PlutosAsleep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i feel

  • @amberblackwell5614
    @amberblackwell5614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3684

    It makes me irrationally happy that Chuck Tingle's books are genuinely good.

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The ideas remind me of 12 year old me trying to stand out at a Young Authors night, but like, not terrible.

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Jane-oz7pp the 3bst things often come from the "stupidest" ideas, like watching Ryan George's pitch meetings that in the self's are just really questionable as an idea to beginn with, he breaks down how hilarious many movie premises are, if one takes away the way they get framed as epic

    • @Bennytwoshitz
      @Bennytwoshitz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Being happy media is good isn’t irrational

  • @nazreenmujib3036
    @nazreenmujib3036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1161

    petition for a shirt that says "there's fuckery afoot"

    • @AlfredSoul
      @AlfredSoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I didn't know what to do with that phrase myself, but I knew someone down here had to have pointed it out already.

    • @JeansWithPockets541
      @JeansWithPockets541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Something's fucky!

  • @multipleSpiders
    @multipleSpiders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    my man said “oh no the alt right is supporting my work? better change that”
    what a king

  • @slashb7836
    @slashb7836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    Snabe has the bad boy aesthetic, so of course he "rides" motorcycles

  • @everylaurenislemons
    @everylaurenislemons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    Chuck Tingle is a well known struggling chocolate milk addict, I think this story is his attempt to deal with his own demons through art, which I think is beautiful 😔

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      So touching. So deep. I can hardly take it. 😔😔😔

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just started coughing at your comment and idk why

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Crying and throwing up rn

    • @marianmakesgraves
      @marianmakesgraves ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IS THIS A STEPHEN KING REFERENCE??😭😭

  • @deadline2157
    @deadline2157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5212

    There's kind of a sad rip-off of this book going around called "harry potter" or something?? They should get on its case real quick

    • @n0ra797
      @n0ra797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      357 likes with no replies lmao

    • @Alex-ed9wm
      @Alex-ed9wm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      Yeah definitely. I can’t believe they let JK Bowling or whatever her name was get away with it.

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      @@Alex-ed9wm I mean, it's got to be a copyright infringement. All Bowling did was make it 200 times more bigoted and hateful - she didn't even add any good plotlines.

    • @eatingtheleaf4659
      @eatingtheleaf4659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Truly despicable, this so called “J.K Bowling” person has plagiarized the literary masterpiece that is Harriet Porber and should be brought to justice.

    • @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754
      @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      And the author removed all the LGBTQIA+ characters?

  • @furbys_prey_on_transphobes4065
    @furbys_prey_on_transphobes4065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    OK BUT I FEEL LIKE BRAKO WAS MADE A MOTORCYCLE BECAUSE FOR THE PUN OF HIS NAME

    • @Tesseract_King
      @Tesseract_King 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I'm p sure there's another Tingler where a sentient motorcycle is the love interest and *if there isn't a "pump the brakes" joke I will--*

  • @dragonsurge1096
    @dragonsurge1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2401

    Of course Snabe is big and muscular. An adult parasaurolophus clocks in at 2 - 3 tonnes.

  • @brumbpotungus1408
    @brumbpotungus1408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    Holy shit I just learned there's a sequel, "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Theater of Love". Mr. Tingle's done it again, and I, for one, could not be more excited

    • @ackity
      @ackity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      My aunt is seriously buying it for me for Christmas, and I could not be more excited

    • @brumbpotungus1408
      @brumbpotungus1408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ackity I am both incredibly happy for you and intensely jealous. I could not be more excited for Christmas time

    • @ackity
      @ackity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@brumbpotungus1408 i have the best aunt ever tbh, genderfluid questioning, pansexual, poly, the whole package, and overall extremely nice. i am certainly hyped

    • @peehnus6162
      @peehnus6162 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ackity did she get it

    • @peehnus6162
      @peehnus6162 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ackity did you get it

  • @michaeltonus3888
    @michaeltonus3888 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I completely broke down at "He appeared to be a parasaurolophus." Paused, took a few minutes to compose myself, resumed the video and lost it again at "Hi, I'm Snabe."

  • @Nameless-wb6nv
    @Nameless-wb6nv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    “ far beyond what would be normal in a poly relationship between a dinosaur and two motorcycles” Well didn’t think I would ever hear this

    • @Ollebolle112
      @Ollebolle112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Feels like a Transformers plotpoint

    • @oghenbread3330
      @oghenbread3330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      r/brandnewsentence moment?

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The video has been going on for a minute as I'm reading this comment. This is gonna be a ride.

  • @r3negadex
    @r3negadex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    They missed the chance to call the bestselling spellcrafter a "bestspeller" and I am thoroughly disappointed.

  • @isabellab-c5351
    @isabellab-c5351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3849

    This book is a parody that managed to do what so much literature fails to do these days:
    - Write a healthy relationship/romance
    - Write complex and weirdly interesting and entertaining characters
    - Is funny without being offensive
    - Is actually readable

    • @russelljohnson7004
      @russelljohnson7004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I GUARANTEE someone is offended by this

    • @russelljohnson7004
      @russelljohnson7004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      no one tell joanne

    • @TheVoidIsBees
      @TheVoidIsBees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@russelljohnson7004 It's JK TERFling

    • @Fluffadoodle
      @Fluffadoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      AND there’s good representation. I’ve never seen such diversity as two polyamorous motorcycles and a parasaurophus in media before!

    • @isabellab-c5351
      @isabellab-c5351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @person person I don't usually like it either, but you have to admit that the romance and other relationships are far healthier than most "Romantic Literature" these days.

  • @Kickiusz
    @Kickiusz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    My opinion about Chuck Tingle went from "absolute meme" to "absolute legend" in 2 and a half minutes.

    • @galaxycat9966
      @galaxycat9966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It's definitely both though... as another comment put it "Chuck Tingle is the kind of guy who was gifted with incredible writing ability, then he chose to shitpost people with it."

    • @baramenhardova3583
      @baramenhardova3583 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The man, the meme, the legend.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      can't it be motherfucking
      BOTH THINGS!?

  • @gordonramslay9955
    @gordonramslay9955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    I just want to say that Snabe is the first and only trans male representation I’ve ever consumed. I’m going to grow up and aspire to be snabe.

    • @giannacarter9711
      @giannacarter9711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      that is both hysterical and makes me deeply sad abt the lack of transmasc rep

    • @rowanheart8122
      @rowanheart8122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I mean, there's a trans dude in high guardian spice. But that show... Is not good

    • @gordonramslay9955
      @gordonramslay9955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rowanheart8122 I’ve never heard of that show ngl

    • @rokashimiro
      @rokashimiro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@gordonramslay9955 The only other transmasc rep I can think of is from an old kid's show. The show is Alfred J Kwak (1989) and the character's name is Ollie.
      The show is pretty good and has a strong antifascism and environmentalist messages. Ollie is a pretty important character for the plot even if he's not in every episode. Him being trans is not directly discussed, but since the show follows it's characters since they are kids until adulthood you can tell he's trans. Besides the creator confirmed him as trans in an interview.

    • @malachi8963
      @malachi8963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I can think of quite a few trans men in books/TV shows, but this is the most casual rep I've consumed despite the fact that he's a wizard dinosaur.

  • @jerryturgin6583
    @jerryturgin6583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1412

    Headcannon for reality: this mans wrote the original Harry Potter and J.K.R. was just... never... a... writer.

    • @audri1273
      @audri1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Aren't those conspiracy theories 😭😭😭

    • @sora1498
      @sora1498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      cannon*

    • @TheGrinningViking
      @TheGrinningViking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It was written by "Jake Rawling" whose originally identical twin sister Jillian K. Rawling badly edited out all the trans bits before publishing because she is secretly an evangelical twat.

    • @marmite8959
      @marmite8959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@TheGrinningViking I for one stan Jake Rawrling in his transition

    • @Problem_Childfrfr
      @Problem_Childfrfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@audri1273 yes but actually no because those also count as theories for science

  • @krell.1415
    @krell.1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2881

    Chuck Tingle, so appreciate him just being absurd and writing whatever.

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      I admire him for being an actually good writer, but deciding to write shit like this instead.

    • @krell.1415
      @krell.1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Fanimati0n EXACTLY!

    • @JinxedPixie88
      @JinxedPixie88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Chuck Tingle is a treasure. He writes silly books to make people smile. He could possibly get rich if he wrote 'seriously', but he does what he does for the joy of it. A very admirable person.

    • @coollittlegremlin7243
      @coollittlegremlin7243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Fanimati0n he does write other stuff under a different name too. Idk what his other name is but he uses Chuck Tingle name for writing stuff for fun and i think thats what makes it so special

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Fanimati0n Honestly that's truly the goal in life. Master a skill and use it to be a top tier shitposter.

  • @mhennessy8230
    @mhennessy8230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Diversity win: this hot dinosaur is in a t4t relationship

  • @imanijohnson1340
    @imanijohnson1340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    The image of a sentient motorcycle holding a wand-gun is terrifyingly vivid

    • @Nyx_Fey_
      @Nyx_Fey_ ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @༺☆༻red roomz
      That's not something that needs fixing- that's how this image should be conjured. Isn't it beautiful?

  • @Mothpunk
    @Mothpunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Chuck Tingle is such a beautiful man. His books have everything. Fun satire. Social commentary. Gay sex. Memes. Dinosaurs. Really what more could you want?

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes

    • @rosiepear7531
      @rosiepear7531 ปีที่แล้ว

      Original story? Just a thought

    • @flynnfarron
      @flynnfarron ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ​@@rosiepear7531I'm sorry, have YOU ever read a book about someone getting pounded in the butt by the physical manifestation of their Twitch livestream? No, I didn't think so. 🫢

  • @PiraticalNonsense
    @PiraticalNonsense 3 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    "Just as Harriet is sitting down that day to have her usual breakfast of spaghetti and chocolate milk..."
    She said it so casually, it took a moment to process, and then I had to fight not to spit my mouthful of water everywhere.

    • @SA-mo3hq
      @SA-mo3hq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Mmm hmm, we are all definitely adults here, and definitely never had spagetti and chocolate milk for breakfast...

    • @mophead_xu
      @mophead_xu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what's the significance????

    • @KendallM0219
      @KendallM0219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mophead_xu that she a grown woman is eating a toddlers breakfast

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@mophead_xu It's generally not considered something usually eaten for breakfast by anyone, anywhere.

    • @tto198
      @tto198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@mophead_xu It doubles as an easter egg for fans who follow him on social media. Chuck Tingle is super vocal about his love of chocolate milk and spaghetti, and posts about how he'd have it every meal if not for his son.

  • @thesommerbummer
    @thesommerbummer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    Fun fact: Chuck Tingle has a tabletop rpg game where u can be a Chuck Tingle character called “The Tingleverse: The Official Chuck Tingle Role-Playing Game (The Tingleverse Official Role-Playing Game)”.

    • @Taschenschieber
      @Taschenschieber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      But is it official?

    • @natnorth9976
      @natnorth9976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Taschenschieber yes, but it's way too OSR to do the source material justice. the tingleverse deserves like, a Monsterhearts hack or something.

    • @zherron42
      @zherron42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's obvious from this masterpiece that Tingle is a D&D guy, but I had no idea he was an ORS kinda nerd. That's based as hell.

    • @anikab8419
      @anikab8419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hearing the name Tingle so much is giving me Zelda flashbacks. I can't stop imagining Chuck as a tiny green fairy man.

    • @munny177
      @munny177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ⁰0

  • @MMHay16
    @MMHay16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    just picturing Chuck Tingle cackling to himself as he replaces everyone's names with emoji 🅱️s

    • @missycat7598
      @missycat7598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      And switches the first letters of two characters’ names

    • @steviecopeland
      @steviecopeland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Sna🅱️e

    • @crystalsnow5046
      @crystalsnow5046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      🅱️arriet 🅱️orber

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@missycat7598 Fuck I didn't notice that

  • @ChibiGeeBee
    @ChibiGeeBee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    The characters of the story self-actualize with magic, accept that they exist within a book, and come to the conclusion that they still are separate, intelligent entities with a will of their own. It actually gave me chills at how deep and subtly beautiful that is. This from the author of "Pounded in the butt, by my own butt".
    Excelsior.

  • @brooke-qk7fg
    @brooke-qk7fg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    omg bumbleborn's "i'm gay" i am, canonically, in tears

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's like the one thing I was not angry at jk about, but it's still funny as hell

  • @Liz-pc6je
    @Liz-pc6je 3 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    The motorcycles don’t need arms. They pick thinks up like the veggietales. It kinda just floats near them

    • @welcome_to_nowhere
      @welcome_to_nowhere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or they use their wheels, like the cars series

    • @gamertim4189
      @gamertim4189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gravity gun

    • @okayokayfineilldoit
      @okayokayfineilldoit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I personally was picturing motorbike centaurs which is incredibly cool but this also is hilarious

    • @isaacevilman7586
      @isaacevilman7586 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @person person Now, thou must kill Vampire Potter!

    • @Lemilie
      @Lemilie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you've read "I’m Gay for My Living Billionaire Jet Plane" or "Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt," you know there's absolutely no rule to Chuck's magic except if it exists, it will pound your butt. If it wants arms, it can have arms!
      This man is beautiful

  • @KatarnandKanos
    @KatarnandKanos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3464

    Teya, read Chuck Tingle's new horror novella "Straight". It's well written, a legit horror story, and focuses on the attitude of indifference cishet people have towards the wellbeing of queer people. It even touches on issues of gatekeeping and discrimination within the LGBT+ community.

    • @KhaosAdmiral
      @KhaosAdmiral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      that just sounds fucking awesome

    • @ToryIsCooliest
      @ToryIsCooliest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Please!

    • @AnEmu404
      @AnEmu404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Did it scare you *straight* - haha

    • @KatarnandKanos
      @KatarnandKanos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@AnEmu404 please, nothing could do that :P

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Chuck Tingle is an actual icon

  • @zoid5911
    @zoid5911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    "Why is this book good?!?" is Chuck Tingles whole brand

  • @annitendo
    @annitendo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    oh my god, it took me an embarrassing amount of time to picture an actual reptile.... I thought dinosaur was a metaphor for Snabe being more than double her age

  • @seretonindealer9440
    @seretonindealer9440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    This is the best t4t representation I've ever seen. Tingle has done it he's made a masterpiece

    • @okamiseven
      @okamiseven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It's because he reached out and asked his trans fans on fb amd twitter to tell him what things they wanted and didnt want in terms of good representation

    • @princekyle4132
      @princekyle4132 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your pfp is making me feel things I’ve never felt before, and none of those feelings are good 😭

  • @coconutthecockatiel478
    @coconutthecockatiel478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    I’m a simple girl. I see a humanoid Parasaurolophus. My paleontologist heart screams in confusion. I click.

    • @StreetpennyLP
      @StreetpennyLP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think that I've read that they found a new dinosaur in Australia!

    • @russetwolf13
      @russetwolf13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Unleash the inner scalie/bird furry/whatever dinosaurs are.

    • @coconutthecockatiel478
      @coconutthecockatiel478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@StreetpennyLP Yeah, I saw that! And a new pterosaur in China with opposable thumbs!

    • @SA-mo3hq
      @SA-mo3hq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cloaca-pilled

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment section is both wholesome and cursed 💅🏿

  • @Msslovette
    @Msslovette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    Read Every Chuck Tingle book until he puts you in one. Not like you personally, but Strange Eons which you don't know, is his real name.

    • @thalesguidote3728
      @thalesguidote3728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      THIS COMMENT IS AMAZING THAT ENDING GOT ME SO GOOD

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Honestly it would be a Chuck Tingle move to put that in a book.

    • @miridroge6043
      @miridroge6043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oh I hope he does, that would be amazing

    • @annab3184
      @annab3184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      "Getting pounded in the butt by Strange Aeons' review of my book", c0mming soon

    • @falconstudios146
      @falconstudios146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@annab3184 I'd read it.

  • @pandaspangel
    @pandaspangel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    Do you think this version of Hogwarts has… TRANSfigurations?

    • @pandaspangel
      @pandaspangel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I’m trans, it’s ok, I can make bad puns

    • @NotAGraveRobber
      @NotAGraveRobber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That's a horrible joke I love it

    • @user-sg6ww7ts6n
      @user-sg6ww7ts6n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      amazing work

    • @liseegeskov8769
      @liseegeskov8769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Give this person a medal!

    • @ivyblack2209
      @ivyblack2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bourbon reeeeeally hurts when it sprays out of your nose 🤣🤣🤣

  • @xBrii333x
    @xBrii333x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Considering how FAST he writes new material, it's really friggin good. Like, way better than it has any right to be. Frankly, it's rude.

    • @cigaretteparfum
      @cigaretteparfum ปีที่แล้ว

      not to like, mystify ND people as though "ooh theyre all so superhuman talented" or whatever, but ever since knowing tingle himself is autistic (and not like, just vibes other people get from him) i kinda do wonder if the hyperfixation aspect has something to do with that. writing a 150 pages book within a few months sure is possible, but to also revise, edit, and polish that work in that timeframe sure would require extreme committed dedication.

  • @LumenFox777
    @LumenFox777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    So what I am picking up from this is he is actually a skilled author that purposely writes the most over the top bullshit and it's gloriously.

    • @princessravendiamond4288
      @princessravendiamond4288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Correct! And I assume from this that he also purposefully writes good representation

  • @nightlight0x07cc
    @nightlight0x07cc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    No, the sentient motorcycles pick things up with their human mouths.

    • @eliasbischoff176
      @eliasbischoff176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ah, that makes much more sense

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hmm yeah seems legit

    • @XxMaddieCat
      @XxMaddieCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

    • @ditzyrose700
      @ditzyrose700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fools never watched My Little Pony

    • @lily91109
      @lily91109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i guess they pick things up like the cars in the cars film do

  • @AnOrrangeShirt
    @AnOrrangeShirt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    I can't wait for chuck tingle to write a new book with a character introduced using the line 'what you don't know is that his real name is strange aeons'

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      his height is N/A

    • @signaturereverie
      @signaturereverie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      he lives in canada, us

  • @NecrozmaJade
    @NecrozmaJade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Paused the video for like a half an hour just to go on vacation reading the titles of Chuck Tingle books.
    "My Macaroni And Cheese Is A Lesbian Also She Is My Lawyer"
    "Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing"
    "Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Tromp's Twitter Ban That Should've Come Years Sooner But Fine Now That It's Here High Five"

    • @SA-mo3hq
      @SA-mo3hq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Tingle's D+D moral alignment is Chaotic Based.

    • @prinnydood704
      @prinnydood704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Holy christ.
      Even JAV and Light Novels don't have titles this glorious.

    • @alyssanicole6590
      @alyssanicole6590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Starting a Business and Turning a Profit through Common Sense Reinvestment and Strategic Targeted Marketing is taught in Business Schools

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@alyssanicole6590 yeah but your in your own butt. Like that's powerful you know?

    • @alyssanicole6590
      @alyssanicole6590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@maybemablemaples2144 a b*ss* that provides higher education? that's definitely strategic targeted marketing
      exit stage left 😔

  • @hoyitsmiguel
    @hoyitsmiguel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    When your only forms of sustenance are Chocolate Milk, Seafood, Steak, Spaghetti, and *SPITE*

  • @gustavedelior3683
    @gustavedelior3683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Chucks writing of the shoe insult stems from the late 70s early 80s where a lesbian or trans person would be referred to as "That person in comfortable shoes"
    Excellent reading by the way, I was in stitches laughing. I always enjoy listening to beautiful nonsense, I sometimes write beautiful nonsense myself.
    Also also slightly titillated from some of the imagery lol

  • @_Oh-deer_
    @_Oh-deer_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    As a trans guy, the dinosaur is my transition goals

  • @radicalpasta7040
    @radicalpasta7040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    Badboy trans anthro-dinosaur is the LGBTQ rep I didn’t know I needed.

  • @emilybarclay8831
    @emilybarclay8831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

    Chuck Tingle is either Dionysus or Loki’s pen name, possibly both

    • @Djinn_Entonic
      @Djinn_Entonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Is their love child drunkly made in a drug trip

    • @falconstudios146
      @falconstudios146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      Dionysus drunkenly suggests "Hey what if... What if Harry Potter fucked a dinosaur?"
      Loki, who is still mad about finding out that J.K. Rowling is a transphobe, turns sly eyes upon the word processor.

    • @Djinn_Entonic
      @Djinn_Entonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@falconstudios146 and what about we tackle the elephant in the room and made the gayness explicit

    • @eliasbischoff176
      @eliasbischoff176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I love you people

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Maybe it's like those group names where they just pretend to be one person?

  • @Me-io3wg
    @Me-io3wg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    My only complaint about this is, who in god's name would WILLINGLY name herself Harriet
    edit: also, hilaruously enough, the only trans representation in media I've ever seen in which the characters' arcs do not rely solely on being trans is called TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORTER

    • @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623
      @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Harriet is a lovely name actually

    • @literal-tree
      @literal-tree ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 it's been ruined for me by "harriet jones, prime minister"

    • @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623
      @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@literal-tree who the hell is that

    • @TJF588
      @TJF588 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nickelodeon's first theatrical movie was led by an eponymous Harriet, the _spy._
      So, slightly biased toward the name.

    • @chalkish4855
      @chalkish4855 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 a doctor who character

  • @echomikoart
    @echomikoart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    it took me WAY too long to realize that Dellatrix and Braco's names have the first letter of their names swapped.
    I just assumed "haha same name with the first letter off lol" but NO

  • @judahosborne8868
    @judahosborne8868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    You presume they have arms because they pick things up? Who's to say they don't just use their mouths? What if they're like veggie tales characters and they just lift things with their minds?

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      or their hair is like entrapta’s and they just lift things with their hair limbs

    • @AlfredSoul
      @AlfredSoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Maybe they are like Rayman and have no limbs but disconnected, somehow working hands.

    • @Sapphykins
      @Sapphykins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Learning some veggietales lore today

    • @dragongirl7978
      @dragongirl7978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I read this comment from the top and my mind immediately went "like veggietales!" and then you said it and now I feel all warm and fluffy lol.
      Also: *"How* are we clapping?"

    • @butterflypaint4332
      @butterflypaint4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Veggie tales was literally the first thing I thought of when she said that 😂

  • @redlikeroses1062
    @redlikeroses1062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    So I skipped the ad and landed on her saying “all this can be yours” and my brain legit went “I can have a strange aeons?”

    • @Jan-jt9jl
      @Jan-jt9jl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      what you didnt know is that his real name is strange æons

    • @jane_wants_to_feel
      @jane_wants_to_feel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@bog_creature he lives in canada, united states

    • @coolworms7297
      @coolworms7297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      before you own a strange aeons, you must know that his real name
      is strange aeons

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mood

    • @queerbotanicalqueen
      @queerbotanicalqueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bog_creature his boyfriend is unknown.

  • @beetlebop
    @beetlebop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Chuck Tingle is an icon, I highly recommend one of his best titles, "Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass"

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That sounds like a shit post lmao. Also what’s with the dinos-
      Edit: Auto correct corrected shitpost to shiny post.

    • @byulharangforlife
      @byulharangforlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The titles are so weird omg

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you give me a plot summary?

    • @Wired_User
      @Wired_User 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I read his shorty story “Slammed by my Handsome Fidget Spinner” and it was honestly well written. Very odd: the fidget spinner was a giant six foot tall sentient space ship/alien sent to earth to help humanity relax. The main character at one point spun the fidget spinner and went into a trance for like 12 hours. That’s pretty frightening when you think about it outside of the context.

    • @paris5410
      @paris5410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mystery-Wolf Apparently Amazon doesn’t allow bestiality but makes an exception for extinct animals.

  • @robinsea
    @robinsea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Personally, I like to imagine them as animal crossing villagers. This makes the book very enjoyable until the sex scenes, which become completely unreadable ❤️

  • @elizabethemmons1208
    @elizabethemmons1208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    “Blue green algae” sent shivers down my spine. As someone who keeps fish, and whose tanks have suffered multiple bga outbreaks. Those words terrify me. Idk why I commented this I just felt the need to say, blue green algae scares me.

    • @paris5410
      @paris5410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I get the hairy black-green algae outbreaks all the time and it’s terrible.

    • @willowtdog6449
      @willowtdog6449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn't even know blue green algae outbreaks in fish tanks. I know it is made into nutritional supplements. So, I appreciate you sharing. :)

    • @elizabethemmons1208
      @elizabethemmons1208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@willowtdog6449 I’m glad I was helpful somehow! Bga outbreaks are almost impossible to get rid of. And they aren’t actually algae. They are a form of bacteria. So they aren’t super nutritional for algae eaters. Sometimes can even be harmful to them. And it is very harmful for plants. Hope this also helped!

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't that the botulism/botox algae?

    • @elizabethemmons1208
      @elizabethemmons1208 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bramvanduijn8086 no clue. I just know it’s very annoying in fish tanks and it likes to kill my plants lol

  • @noahmoon9623
    @noahmoon9623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    Wait this is an actual physical book? I was expecting it to be a wattpad type thing…

    • @memechild2025
      @memechild2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      same 💀💀

    • @jofrostsupernannystan4784
      @jofrostsupernannystan4784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Nah chuck tingle’s books are legendary lmao

    • @jasper3706
      @jasper3706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      He sells both e-books and paperbacks, I'm sure she just wanted the real thing as a prop for this video haha

    • @jofrostsupernannystan4784
      @jofrostsupernannystan4784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@jasper3706 I think she said in another vid that she prefers to get a physical book over e-book when she can

    • @SS-xr7jf
      @SS-xr7jf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Those covers are too good not to have them sitting out on your coffee table

  • @TheDeathstyk
    @TheDeathstyk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1056

    I've never read a tingle book, but I have read about them. My favorite recurring thing is that he just doesn't explain certain things sometimes, like anatomy. How does a sentient motorcycle hold a gun? Don't worry about it. How does a donut shop attempt to bang you from behind? If you're reading it you shouldn't bother asking questions lol.

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      The donut shop is doing WHAT

    • @Rhyxelz
      @Rhyxelz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      IM SORRY THE DONUT SHOT WHAT??

    • @sunsetsky2678
      @sunsetsky2678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      FUCKING PARDON-??

    • @tiredracoon9832
      @tiredracoon9832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      If you would give me a second of your time, the FUCKING DUNUT SHOP DID-?

    • @ongoingplague3148
      @ongoingplague3148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@tiredracoon9832 welcome to the tingleverse

  • @benji9684
    @benji9684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    So what I’m learning is that this guy is just the author version of Neil Cicerega

  • @CatsandDragons7
    @CatsandDragons7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    “It feels safe to be me” is such a powerful line to end on omg

  • @Anna-tk7ui
    @Anna-tk7ui 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Alternate title: parody erotica writer murders the romance genre and JK Rowling in broad daylight

  • @Anbualex
    @Anbualex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    You had me at sentient motorcycles driving cars.

  • @hoyitsmiguel
    @hoyitsmiguel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Bad Boy Parasaurolophus sounds like it could be a long furby name

    • @crownfeather4791
      @crownfeather4791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Teya, we need alerts on when the newest member of the family will arrive.

    • @thewingedporpoise
      @thewingedporpoise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glue a brass instrument to it's head, paleontology approved

  • @grace-yp3sv
    @grace-yp3sv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    my biggest question here is why they didn't call harriet an international bestSPELLer

  • @jg1404
    @jg1404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I imagine a motorcycle voice is just engine revving and everyone knows exactly what they’re saying

  • @UnmedicatedWaters
    @UnmedicatedWaters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    “Who gave you the right, Mr. Tingle?” - Someone somewhere to their vibrator, probably

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    8:50 “As long as it’s clear that it’s fiction, and you should totally break up with someone like this in real life”
    THANK YOU. Many amazing fictional characters would be absolutely unbearable in real life. That doesn’t mean they aren’t allowed to exist, fiction can write likable but horrible characters.

  • @starmaxwell
    @starmaxwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    harriet and snabe are the "i can't believe we're both goth and trans" meme but it's "i can't believe we're both spellcrafters and trans!"

  • @residentbogwitch
    @residentbogwitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    I don’t know if Snabe the sexy dinosaur was something I would have expected to see on this channel but I probably should have known something like this would eventually show up.
    Edit:Snabe

    • @Eskapismus
      @Eskapismus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Snabe. ☝

    • @pereboom9631
      @pereboom9631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      His name is Snabe 🙄

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      no no, you’ve got it all wrong, his name is Snabe

    • @Eskapismus
      @Eskapismus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What you don't know, is that his real name is Snabe.

  • @spunkynuggets
    @spunkynuggets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I am pleased to inform you that there is now a sequel, Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Theater of Love.

  • @katelyn4358
    @katelyn4358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    He tweeted your video! Said some very nice things about you too. Love how supportive Mr. Tingle is.

  • @eggsontoast
    @eggsontoast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Snabe is the transmasc representation I want

    • @largeinflatedbox
      @largeinflatedbox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      my transition goals 😤

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ... I d rather had someone like Val from uncle just in transmasc instead of transfem.... Or well like Jim from our flag means death but transmasc instead of enby

    • @zacharywood9416
      @zacharywood9416 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@SingingSealRianaif my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike

  • @ayalevy1925
    @ayalevy1925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    The only valid Snape x Harry fic.

    • @russelljohnson7004
      @russelljohnson7004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      after decades, at long last Snarry is vindicated

  • @elvingearmasterirma7241
    @elvingearmasterirma7241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Chuck Tingle is pretty much our modern absurdist writer and I say: You keep going you funky little man we dont deserve your works but we blessed by them in anyways.

  • @soyjoyy
    @soyjoyy ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Obviously motorcycles would call her shoes ugly. They are jealous because she actually has legs to wear shoes on smh

  • @chocokittybo
    @chocokittybo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Honestly I can't think of a more dickish thing for sentient motorcycles to do than drive a sportscar. They're already recreational vehicles, they don't need to drive one too!

  • @beauforte
    @beauforte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    t4t couple goals: harriet porber x snabe

  • @sir-dame-sander
    @sir-dame-sander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    honestly, I have so so much respect for chuck tingle. dude’s so receptive to his fans and just trying to create a space of acceptance with his weird surrealist erotica. fucking love that guy

  • @aquakit.133
    @aquakit.133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "I'm a big fan of spite." I need that on a shirt.

  • @boyinblue.
    @boyinblue. ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I died at learning that Draco is now named Braco and is a motorcycle, this man is a genius.
    Edit: Fucking Snabe, I can't this is amazing.

  • @argolake8623
    @argolake8623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “There’s no fuckery afoot.” Don’t you mean...awheel??