Plus another PERFECT thing about that scene - that I didn't catch at first, is how Rick was so certain about everything he was thinking and doing when he was yelling at the both of them that he was able to register that their dumb asses were standing on the wrong side of him in one of the universes (thus his quote, "What do you two have to be so uncertain about which chair to sit in while I do everything!") so he just became certain about which chair he wanted each of them to be sitting in so the version of him on the top-displayed universe switched the sides they were on and the bottom-displayed universe's Rick just sat them down were they already were standing. . . blew - my - fuckin - mind . . .that was genius writing
I honestly cant tell the difference between you two some times. Cause i dont go by height or smarts i go by pain in my ass which makes you equally idenical
can someone help me plz to solve this question.... I need to find password..but the thing i have is this:- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No credentials will be provided as your only way to access Evilrc "Is to Hack your way in" HINT : Rick Sanchez says "MwGVUjohi7U " ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- help me to find out plz...what can be the password any guess?
That's a very Jerry thing to say. He doesn't just say he's smarter but uses a whiteboard to provide legitimate mathematical models to represent his reasoning. Stop being so basic.
@@normalgirls1 It's cool. You just don't know it's cool because you're on the Jerry side of the fan club where everyone is positive and nice to each other... like a daycare.
@@benjaminv02 Smart Ricks do dumb stuff all the time, like join the citadel, work in factories, vote for Evil Morty, pick meaningless fights with heads of state, get blackout drunk and shit themselves, etc.
I have to disagree, the pilot didn't impress me that much, because it was improvised so much, it felt cringy, especially at the end. But the show really picks up pace starting the next episode
Scruffy Basterd The pilot gets more and more clever over time. On it's own, it's sort of a lame pilot, but with everything the characters have gone through, especially this past season finale, and how much people actually want the show to keep going on, watching this pilot is almost like reassurance than actual desperation. Kind of amazing.
Aflay I totally agree with that, well said. And funny you posted seven months ago, because I'm just finding out how much I love Rick and Morty now...I'm so late to the party. I better get naked to catch up, lol.
Without the other episodes,it's honestly pretty lame. If not for having watched clip compilations like these, I probably would never have even been interested in this series
@@pablowoods1848 What? They even talk about that cats & that is my favourite part of the episode when Rick says they're probably Schrodinger's cats cracked me so much...
Chris Anton He has a couple of good rants as the cop in the Tales of the Citadel episode and the "you should have used your left hand to eat more vegetables" comment to fat morty was savage AF
My favorite Rick quote is when Rick and Morty get out of the microverse and Rick turns his car back on like no big deal. Then Morty's confused why the battery works and Rick says something like "Well Morty, Zeip knew that once I get out of the microverse, I'd either turn on my car or toss a broken battery." Greatest quote ever.
That episode is so underated. Imagine the earth we live in at this moment was Zeip world. Our sweat and tears are powering some ones car battery... How $ucked up would that be.
3:07-4:17 “I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come. But I needed those seeds real bad and I had to give 'em up just to get your parents off my back. So now we're gonna have to go get more. And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about 'em, Morty. Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll tear us apart, Morty. But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty. And you're gonna be a part of 'em. And together we're gonna run around, Morty, we're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We're the only [belch] friends we've got, Morty. It's just Rick and Morty. Rrrick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty, forever and forever, a hundred years Rick and Morty, s... things. Me and Rick and Morty runnin' around and Rick and Morty time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Rick and Morty forever a hundred times. Over and over Rick and Morty adventures dot com W W W dot Rick and Morty dot com W W W Rick and Morty adventures all hundred years. Every minute Rick and Morty dot com W W W hundred times Rick and Morty dot com.”
Although Rick SAYS this, you can see that, in both realities, he’s talking to the same kid and alternates at the same time, rather than just talking left or right.
Also I don't remember him ever outright claiming he was his best friend not that it matters I somehow doubt Rick is actually capable of true friendship Morty is the closest person to him and he outright admits he finds valuing his life toxic
“So, in conclusion, you’re both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical, bird-brained homunculi. And I honestly can’t even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don’t go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical.”
Best quote ever. I literally laughed out loud when he said "Wait, let me get my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming"---Knowing he was literally about to break down how much of a piece of shit they both are hahaha
It reminds me of Ren and Stimpy, they used to use that sort of face on there too. Also stop being thirsty guys, it's like you've never seen a woman before.
AncientAndroidFromAnotherDimension it really squanches my squanch, but I squanched it over and it's not a big squanching deal, so don't squanch your squanch my friend.
"I don't think it's about logic, Rick, I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful groups that feel like they're doing the right thing" LMAO so true
@@clangboomsteam the fact that there's only one like on each one of your comments means you're liking your own comments. You don't have to do that really. Just telling you for future encounters
@@clangboomsteam except I’m not crying, I was sad and disappointed, sure. But then I remembered it wasn’t the end of the fucking world and went to work in the morning. Weird that isn’t it, how you don’t have to riot and loot to express your opinion
the hype is getting real. ive noticed it really ramp up the past month or two. also, imo this video could be called 7 funniest rick and morty moments and i wouldnt argue it lol.
“Don’t just stand there, Morty. Purge ‘em.” “Me?” “No, me. Should I rub my liver hole on them? Pick up a stick or something and kill them!” “Um... we come in peace.” “Oh my God. *throws thing* There’s more were that came from. You wanna get purged, you bring it! Drop *burps* drop your shit! Drop it all! Morty, go get their shit. Hurry up. I only had one of those things I threw. I’m holding a box of TicTacs right now.”
"Quick Morty you have to turn yourself into a car!" *Morty tries to turn himself into a car* "Never mind here's a taxi, get it in is fine" 😂😂😂 best Rick's moment ever
Hey Leo from 4 years ago!! What a surprise!! Didn't know I'd find you here! Honestly didn't remember making this comment on this video haha anyway.. We're still watching it! We're waiting for season 5! ...as they say in Canada...PEACE OOOOOOT!!
@@Cowboymanfromdownunder I think season five comes out around June 20th? Also I can’t believe you’re still alive after 4 years lol. How’s quarantine going for ya?
So well written and witty. One of the best series I've seen. A mix of Simpsons, futurama, back to the future with a touch of South Park crudeness. I love it.
I remember mentioning the "Love is a chemical reaction that makes you breed" speech to my older sister, and she replied: "I know! Cool, right?" My sister was honestly pretty smart when she said that. Hit the nail right on the head.
"So in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly-sensitive, clingy, hysterical, bird-brained homunculi." I'm still working on how to incorporate that into a sentence in real life. I want to wait for a point in time where my friends argue over who is my best friend.
“I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty - that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”
"what people call love, is just a chemical reaction that just compels animals to breed. It hits hard, and then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle morty." Imagine if he's talking about Diane Sanchez "It hits hard, then it leaves you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it," . . . That hurts after watching the season 5 finale.
Seeing how affected Rick C-137 was because of Diane and Beth's death, and how he searched the entire multiverse trying to avenge them, I think he said the "failed marriage" thing just to pretend he was in fact the Rick (Rick prime) from that universe where he settled in; the same universe where Rick prime abandoned Beth and Diane, something a failed marriage would cause. So maybe he just said that to pretend he was in fact the Rick that abandoned his family. Just a guess
Rick and Morty, runnin' around, Rick and Morty time, all the time forever, adventures.com, all hundred years, every minute rick and morty time, w w w dot hundred years, over and over Rick and Morty adventures, forever and some things, runnin' around, hundred days forever a hundred times
Parents to their kids: “What the hell do you two have to be so uncertain about? What brand of zit cream? Which chair to sit in while I do everything?” 😂
Rick: Boy, Morty, I really cronenberged the world up, didn't I? We got a whole planet of cronenbergs walking around down there, morty... A-at least they're not in love with you anymore, though. That's a huge step in the right direction. Morty: Oh, my god! It's a living nightmare! How could you be so irresponsible, Rick? Rick: Me irresponsible?! You all I wanted you to do was hand me a screwdriver, Morty! You're the one who wanted to be wanted me to buckle down and make you up a... roofie-juice serum so you could roofie that poor girl at your school. I mean, g w-w-w-w-w w are you kidding me, Morty? You're gonna try to take the high road on this one? Y-y-y-y-you're a little creep, Morty. Y-you're a you're you're you're just a little creepy... creep person.
I never noticed this before but at around 2:05 Rick on the bottom looks up to see what the upper Rick is doing. Further proving that Rick knows that this is a show and he is using that knowledge to save themselves
It's kinda sad knowing that Rick didn't actually fail on marriage and trying to steer Morty away from marriage so he didn't feel the pain of losing his loved ones.
@@samuels.6733 You're not following him, you're following the cultist group named christianity. It's just the accepted religion. Follow almost any other religion and you're classified kookoo. So what makes christianity any different?
The one line that gets me every time... “ I was just trying to do the right thing!” “That’s not really the theme of tonight’s activities Morty. Head’s up; Rapists!”
0:11 this is really ironic given Rick’s backstory now. This is essentially what Prime wanted the Rick’s to think, and why C-137 stood against him in the first place.
Because it's explained well by Morty, then proven by Rick. Morty explains, it's not logic, it's feelings. And Rick proves him right by using it as it's commonly used, to say something is stupid. The show literally showed you the answer so people wouldn't have to and you still missed it
2:15
The fact both ricks took out the whiteboard means he was 100% certain he wanted to explain it
It was a long time coming anyways..lol
Plus another PERFECT thing about that scene - that I didn't catch at first, is how Rick was so certain about everything he was thinking and doing when he was yelling at the both of them that he was able to register that their dumb asses were standing on the wrong side of him in one of the universes (thus his quote, "What do you two have to be so uncertain about which chair to sit in while I do everything!") so he just became certain about which chair he wanted each of them to be sitting in so the version of him on the top-displayed universe switched the sides they were on and the bottom-displayed universe's Rick just sat them down were they already were standing. . . blew - my - fuckin - mind . . .that was genius writing
Hes so certain he was dodging his own bullets
@@teddrickrhodes9063 I'm convinced Rick had that whole rant planned out just incase that happened, so he could get the universes on track
@@teddrickrhodes9063 I dont get it. What the fuck?
7 Great Rick Sanchez Rants: "Morty you gotta turn into a car"
I know how is that a rant lol
I honestly cant tell the difference between you two some times. Cause i dont go by height or smarts i go by pain in my ass which makes you equally idenical
Yo morty turned himself into a car! Funniest shit I've ever seen
What's funny is its seven words, so they could've just trolled us all and only put that clip there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nevermind here's a taxi, it's fine
The last rant is what got me hooked: Rick explaining how they’re gonna go on adventures while Morty is having a literal spasm
Forever and a 100 years! A hundred days 🤣
It was beautiful
spasm sounds like a full body orgasm
That’s my favorite one!
What episode is that from?
“I can’t even tell you apart half the time because I don’t go by height or age I go by amount of pain in my ass”
Damn I should say that to someone
Captain Virtu your kids
“You’re identical”
You will when you have kids. Trust me
I read that just as it happened on the video... this happens way too often
Captain Virtu “Which makes you both identical.” 😂🤣
"I barely have a reason to care and I notice"
- Rick Sanchez
300
even
Rick has/knows what’s the best
can someone help me plz to solve this question....
I need to find password..but the thing i have is this:-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
No credentials will be provided as your only way to access Evilrc "Is to Hack your way in"
HINT : Rick Sanchez says "MwGVUjohi7U "
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
help me to find out plz...what can be the password any guess?
@@teletalk4816 idk
Basically just Rick saying he's smarter than everyone.
Not like he's wrong
That's a very Jerry thing to say. He doesn't just say he's smarter but uses a whiteboard to provide legitimate mathematical models to represent his reasoning. Stop being so basic.
@@louie9373 I feel like I might get wooshed by replying to this. But somehow I wouldn't put that response pass the rick and morty fanbase.
rush275 Zero fr de fr h FCC fr
@@normalgirls1 It's cool. You just don't know it's cool because you're on the Jerry side of the fan club where everyone is positive and nice to each other... like a daycare.
"You're both pieces of shit....Yeah....I can prove it mathematically..."
It's a perfect Zen meditation.
Hang on let me get my whiteboard
Fan theory: Slow Rick is a Rick who used the Devil's microscope
smart i like that theory i think it could be true :)
Doofus Rick*
Nah because that would mean he was a smart rick before and a smart rick wouldnt have used it
@@shubhamkandpal4775 Tall Morty*
@@benjaminv02 Smart Ricks do dumb stuff all the time, like join the citadel, work in factories, vote for Evil Morty, pick meaningless fights with heads of state, get blackout drunk and shit themselves, etc.
` Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe , oh wait they just blew up ‘
*Baker street plays*
My favourite moment
His cockiness and intellect showing at the same time at the highest level.
Dwana tananaaaaaa
Dwana tananaaaaaaa
Its 3wan Same 💀
You a Sherlockian?
"Heads up rapists"
3:05
"Heads up, rapists."
"Ooooh, geez, oh man, uueeegghh"
*Falls on floor convulsing*
*reapests
Purge em morty
me when I enter discord
We watched the fucking video
100 years. now its 97 years. the countdown continues
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I think it’s hilarious how Morty has more of a reaction to Rick saying “Retarded” then Rick finding that pure objective evil exists
They have the best pilot episode of any series, started and finished reassuring me I have a show worth sticking around for.
I have to disagree, the pilot didn't impress me that much, because it was improvised so much, it felt cringy, especially at the end.
But the show really picks up pace starting the next episode
Scruffy Basterd
The pilot gets more and more clever over time.
On it's own, it's sort of a lame pilot, but with everything the characters have gone through, especially this past season finale, and how much people actually want the show to keep going on, watching this pilot is almost like reassurance than actual desperation.
Kind of amazing.
Aflay I totally agree with that, well said. And funny you posted seven months ago, because I'm just finding out how much I love Rick and Morty now...I'm so late to the party. I better get naked to catch up, lol.
Without the other episodes,it's honestly pretty lame. If not for having watched clip compilations like these, I probably would never have even been interested in this series
“Youre both pieces of shit and i can prove it mathematically. Wait let me grab a whiteboard, this has been a long time coming anyway.”
Love it :)
I've see. That episode 20 times amd never noticed the floating cats.
NicosMind what cracks me up is he was very certain that was what he wanted to do. Like in every timeline he would have pulled out that white board.
@@pablowoods1848
What? They even talk about that cats & that is my favourite part of the episode when Rick says they're probably Schrodinger's cats cracked me so much...
“Hey morty, let me- *burps*
Let me- *burps*
Let me- *burps*
Let me ask you a quick question.”
-Rick sanchez , 2016
You added an extra "let me" and burp
Edit: timestamp:1:06
You all should be proud instead of making fun of me.
@@dina26_love
Ah, guten tag, Rick.
@@dina26_love hiiiii :)
We watched the video
I hope this show runs as long as family guy
yeah, but doesn't get lamerevery season...If it does, i really hope it kills itself in some way to prevent that from happening.
it would be good to end around the 5th season
it should go the futurama route and just have an ending prepared
Gabriel Torres It has no reason to end becuase of the multiple universes.
Vegetarian Soylent-Green Yass
How bout a Morty rant? "Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everyone is gonna die. Come watch TV?"
Chris Anton Ball Fondlers?
Chris Anton He has a couple of good rants as the cop in the Tales of the Citadel episode and the "you should have used your left hand to eat more vegetables" comment to fat morty was savage AF
that quote was also said by rick
get your shit together summer
That statement and the way Morty said it is just so weird, it seems... unnatural, bad I have no idea why
"I don't go by height or age, I go by the amount of pain my ass, which makes you bother identical" 😂 he didn't have to cook them like that
When a grandpa spits fire more than me:
"So as they say in canada
*PEACE OOT*"
i love that cuz im canadian
Same LOL
i don't get it
Same tho, it was sick to have a shout out from Rick lol
Well im gonna go so peace oot
Same bro 😂😂😂
My favorite Rick quote is when Rick and Morty get out of the microverse and Rick turns his car back on like no big deal. Then Morty's confused why the battery works and Rick says something like "Well Morty, Zeip knew that once I get out of the microverse, I'd either turn on my car or toss a broken battery."
Greatest quote ever.
Colin “zeip knew when I got out, I’d either have to toss a broken battery, or the battery wouldn’t be broken.”
That was pure evil right there the way Rick did it
You use my universe to power your car?
Ya, but there's always AAA, you ***ing ****sucker.
That episode is so underated. Imagine the earth we live in at this moment was Zeip world. Our sweat and tears are powering some ones car battery... How $ucked up would that be.
@@sontos539 who under rates it?
0:48 so true... So very true. There is a critical moment with syrup absorption.
"let me get whiteboard" haha gets me everytime
Ch0plet 69th like
"Let me grab my whiteboard." Guess it didnt get you enough lol
"W-w-what you want me to show you my math?! I'm sorry... Are you the scientist... Or are you the kid that wanted to get laid?"
hyusama yes
both
You know when he says “I hate to break it to you...” you know it’s going to be good.
0:00 oh my god.. is Rick actually drinking something other than alcohol?
Screwdriver
Umm...lemonade or orange juice?
Vodka with Orange Juice.
Disconnectyourself er... isn't Morty drinking that too? Unless Morty took his juice first, then someone put vodka in it for rick
The stuff in his flask isn't alcohol
"Hey Morty lemme uuuhhhh lemme UUUUHGGGG lemme ask you a question real quick'"
you look like Hillary
+ween69 jesus your right xD
Joey Carella
I guess it is huh lol
Joey Carella wow I thought it was some old white guy with Parkinson's lol
the quality of the dialogue is actually unreal
3:07-4:17
“I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come. But I needed those seeds real bad and I had to give 'em up just to get your parents off my back. So now we're gonna have to go get more. And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about 'em, Morty. Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll tear us apart, Morty. But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty. And you're gonna be a part of 'em. And together we're gonna run around, Morty, we're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We're the only [belch] friends we've got, Morty. It's just Rick and Morty. Rrrick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty, forever and forever, a hundred years Rick and Morty, s... things. Me and Rick and Morty runnin' around and Rick and Morty time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Rick and Morty forever a hundred times. Over and over Rick and Morty adventures dot com W W W dot Rick and Morty dot com W W W Rick and Morty adventures all hundred years. Every minute Rick and Morty dot com W W W hundred times Rick and Morty dot com.”
TURN INTO A CAR MORTY
That Random Freak nevermind here's a taxi
That show didn't seem so insane back in the 80's
“Nevermind, here’s a taxi. Get in.”
Morty isn't a fucking cat, he can't turn into a car.
What car would he turn into? I bet it would be a bloody ute.
"I cant tell you two apart because i dont go by identification, I go by the amount of pain in the ass which makes you two identical!"
KatEternity 2 you said it wrong
0
Although Rick SAYS this, you can see that, in both realities, he’s talking to the same kid and alternates at the same time, rather than just talking left or right.
🤔
watching rick's voice transition from 'mowty' to 'morty' has been a blessing
Funny how he uses bird-brained as an insult, yet his best friend is a bird.
*was not "is".
Do u mean bird-person
Bacxaber 🤔
Also I don't remember him ever outright claiming he was his best friend not that it matters I somehow doubt Rick is actually capable of true friendship Morty is the closest person to him and he outright admits he finds valuing his life toxic
@@mr.brightsai6772 I actually just watched that episode he says it twice during his speech at the wedding
“So, in conclusion, you’re both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical, bird-brained homunculi. And I honestly can’t even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don’t go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical.”
> I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you identical
damn rick is on fire
asseater69 yeah cuze I light him on fire once and I loved it!!!
I need that as a copypasta.
@@blank7940
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Best quote ever. I literally laughed out loud when he said "Wait, let me get my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming"---Knowing he was literally about to break down how much of a piece of shit they both are hahaha
Is it just me or is the colour in the first season much more saturated
I think it is
Rick also isn't completely grey in the first one.
Just you
Beth was reeeeeeeeeaaaaaallly pale in the first season
It's because of an editing fault even if there was a colour difference between seasons it wouldn't be that baf
Rick is THE anti-hero of this gosh dern century...
True dat.
YEA, FOOCK DEDPOOL.
Deadpool was last century.
Deadpool came out in the 1900s, the 20th Century. Rick came out in the 21st Century.
TheDragonLake he's THE Rick
I absolutely love Rick😂 and am I the only one that loves it when the characters mouth do that droopy thing?😂
+vacaneri2122 don't be a creep dude..
That face is my favourite. It's hilarious when Rick does it when Morty is ranting at him for Cronenberging the world
Fairly Miffed Flanders mine too!!! Idk when they do it it's cute.
snap chat?
It reminds me of Ren and Stimpy, they used to use that sort of face on there too. Also stop being thirsty guys, it's like you've never seen a woman before.
“I’m not disparaging the differently abled” A nice way to word it honestly
Goddamit I want season 3! Gonna have to rewatch the squanching old episodes for the squanchthousandth time!
jeez, that's gross
AncientAndroidFromAnotherDimension it really squanches my squanch, but I squanched it over and it's not a big squanching deal, so don't squanch your squanch my friend.
I squanch my family.
The rant at the end of Season 3 episode 1 was epic!
AncientAndroid古安卓 We have it now...
you probable already know that, lol.
"I don't think it's about logic, Rick, I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful groups that feel like they're doing the right thing" LMAO so true
That's retarded
@@clangboomsteam how old are you dude?
@@clangboomsteam the fact that there's only one like on each one of your comments means you're liking your own comments. You don't have to do that really. Just telling you for future encounters
Exhibit A: The Democrats
@@clangboomsteam except I’m not crying, I was sad and disappointed, sure. But then I remembered it wasn’t the end of the fucking world and went to work in the morning. Weird that isn’t it, how you don’t have to riot and loot to express your opinion
"Its the hardest working liver in the galaxy!"
one of the best lines of this show
"So as they say in Canada, PEACE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!"
Fucking dead.
They keep hyping the next season. I'm so excited!
the hype is getting real. ive noticed it really ramp up the past month or two.
also, imo this video could be called 7 funniest rick and morty moments and i wouldnt argue it lol.
Smatchimo
It's out... in case nobody else told you
William Grant only episode 1
William Grant he made that comment 7 months ago asshat
“Don’t just stand there, Morty. Purge ‘em.”
“Me?”
“No, me. Should I rub my liver hole on them? Pick up a stick or something and kill them!”
“Um... we come in peace.”
“Oh my God. *throws thing* There’s more were that came from. You wanna get purged, you bring it! Drop *burps* drop your shit! Drop it all! Morty, go get their shit. Hurry up. I only had one of those things I threw. I’m holding a box of TicTacs right now.”
Michael Porter Honesty, that part really killed me. That was so smart and funny !!
"Quick Morty you have to turn yourself into a car!"
*Morty tries to turn himself into a car*
"Never mind here's a taxi, get it in is fine"
😂😂😂 best Rick's moment ever
Yes, i too watched the video
that's my favourite part EVER XDDDD
He would've pooped straight away.
I hate Rick so much usually but that was hilarious.
When you realize Rick transformed Morty into a Transformer without his explicit consent
I fucking love this show
Hey Leo from 4 years ago!! What a surprise!! Didn't know I'd find you here! Honestly didn't remember making this comment on this video haha anyway.. We're still watching it! We're waiting for season 5! ...as they say in Canada...PEACE OOOOOOT!!
@@Cowboymanfromdownunder I think season five comes out around June 20th? Also I can’t believe you’re still alive after 4 years lol. How’s quarantine going for ya?
Rick: Makes the best speech I've ever heard.
Morty: *Ohhh man euuuggghhh oohoh oh eeuuughhhh uhh oh oh eugg*
Wht was he dying from tho😂😂
@@brandthemanlee loss of significant brain function for 72 hours
So as they say in Canada, peace oot!
Tempo what are you talking aboot hoser. . That comment is racist. Take off eh! 😉
That's racist eh, we don't actually talk like that eh, ..also we don't say eh all the time eh , ...racist hosers. 😉
Sorry eh
@@johngallagher72stand down deputy
Hey relax guy
So well written and witty.
One of the best series I've seen.
A mix of Simpsons, futurama, back to the future with a touch of South Park crudeness. I love it.
The SIX Same! I can’t get enough of this show. ❤️
Yeah tell that to when they made a character called me poopybutthole
Hexic it's just like how it works
@@voxman3464 its part of a commentary furreal
if you have to explain all your jokes then its not funny tho
I remember mentioning the "Love is a chemical reaction that makes you breed" speech to my older sister, and she replied:
"I know! Cool, right?"
My sister was honestly pretty smart when she said that. Hit the nail right on the head.
"So in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly-sensitive, clingy, hysterical, bird-brained homunculi."
I'm still working on how to incorporate that into a sentence in real life. I want to wait for a point in time where my friends argue over who is my best friend.
Layton Mathieson wouldn’t you have to have 2 friends first Heheheh jk jk jk jk I am sure you got friends lol
Based on this comment, I don't think anyone would ever be clamoring to be your best friend.
well... that’s not very nice.
@Gaius Wyrden People need to divide between being sarcastic and being serious. Learn to take a joke.
@Gaius Wyrden How do I know? Maybe because I'm the one who made the comment in the first place?
When nothing matters to you, you own the universe
-rick Sanchez
i loved when rick said "IM THE RICK!" and there was music playing
YES I GOT HIGHLITED BY ADULT SWIM
I love your nickname.
Your name is godly
i cant be the only one here waiting for morty to scream "this is unexceptable!!!" XD
nightshadow I'm waiting for that too... heheh
"THIS BULLSHIT IS, IS.... UNACCEPTABLE!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!
It's spelled unacceptable, dipshit
“I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty - that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”
C.I. Corp all that for sauce that tastes horrible?
1:46 my grandpa was watching this bit and he thought his TV was broken.
MLG BLOBFISH I feel bad for laughing...
pls bring season 3 soon i need more content to get more shwifty D:
December 😣
of next year!
oraiseno theyre drawing it
Aaaaw maaaan, I'm so shwifty right now.
oraiseno OOOOOOO WEEEEEE, CAAAN DOOO!
I absolutely love Rick. His cynical, realistic and nihilistic attitude is perfect and I relate to him so much.
"what people call love, is just a chemical reaction that just compels animals to breed. It hits hard, and then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle morty."
Imagine if he's talking about Diane Sanchez
"It hits hard, then it leaves you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it,"
.
.
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That hurts after watching the season 5 finale.
Seeing how affected Rick C-137 was because of Diane and Beth's death, and how he searched the entire multiverse trying to avenge them, I think he said the "failed marriage" thing just to pretend he was in fact the Rick (Rick prime) from that universe where he settled in; the same universe where Rick prime abandoned Beth and Diane, something a failed marriage would cause. So maybe he just said that to pretend he was in fact the Rick that abandoned his family. Just a guess
Break the cycle FOCUS ON SCIENCE!!!
“The differently abled” gets me every time 😂😂
0:24 one of the few times that Rick cares about Morty
Ah I miss Rick & Morty.... Come on Season 3 lets go!
Rick and Morty forever and a hundred times!!!
For a hundred years dot com
The real question is: can Morty really turn into a car?
Kiley Faun CAN THE POPE'S DICK FIT THROUGH A DONUT?!
he does after the credits in that episode
Rick: "it's the hardest working liver in the galaxy, morty!"
I pray for Rick and Morty to run longer than SNL
I love it when Rick stares down on Morty cross eyed xD
*#RickandMortyForeverandForever100Years*
Rick and Morty, runnin' around, Rick and Morty time, all the time forever, adventures.com, all hundred years, every minute rick and morty time, w w w dot hundred years, over and over Rick and Morty adventures, forever and some things, runnin' around, hundred days forever a hundred times
It's time like those that remind you that Rick, for all his vast intelligence, is a batshit raving lunatic with an alcohol problem.
N1GHTPAUL Yeah!
#sixseasonsandamovie
N1GHTPAUL LoL 😂
Parents to their kids:
“What the hell do you two have to be so uncertain about? What brand of zit cream? Which chair to sit in while I do everything?” 😂
Rick: Boy, Morty, I really cronenberged the world up, didn't I? We got a whole planet of cronenbergs walking around down there, morty... A-at least they're not in love with you anymore, though. That's a huge step in the right direction.
Morty: Oh, my god! It's a living nightmare! How could you be so irresponsible, Rick?
Rick: Me irresponsible?! You all I wanted you to do was hand me a screwdriver, Morty! You're the one who wanted to be wanted me to buckle down and make you up a... roofie-juice serum so you could roofie that poor girl at your school. I mean, g w-w-w-w-w w are you kidding me, Morty? You're gonna try to take the high road on this one? Y-y-y-y-you're a little creep, Morty. Y-you're a you're you're you're just a little creepy... creep person.
But if morty would of handed rick the screwdriver they would of been the reality where they both die.
"You wanted to be safe from the government so you created a stupid government."
Turn into a car, Morty 🚗
Nevermind here's a taxi 🚕
I never noticed this before but at around 2:05 Rick on the bottom looks up to see what the upper Rick is doing. Further proving that Rick knows that this is a show and he is using that knowledge to save themselves
I love how subtle and clever it was😆
2:24 :exist
Debaby : I took that personally
It's kinda sad knowing that Rick didn't actually fail on marriage and trying to steer Morty away from marriage so he didn't feel the pain of losing his loved ones.
3:10 "heads up, rapists"
3:05 *
"what do you want me to do morty?! Rub my liver hole on them?"
@@SebastianB18
3:06 *
Now I want to see Rick and morty out of context
Wuuba luuba dub dub
And that's the waaaaaay the news goes.
GRAAASSSSSSSSS tastes baaaddd
+METALLIC UMBREON yeah say it all the time
+Yazzy Kenyon AIDS!
BURGER TIME!
*_"i don't have to be nice, i'm smart"._** -rick sanchez*
The last rant really drives home how much the show actually has changed.
"As they say in Canada: Peace ooot! "
I born there and now I think I should kill myself because I'm Canadian and im 11
@@RufflesKing you should
@@sashimi879 damn man, that's tough
When you relise the "love is just a chemical reaction" rant is foreshadowing for the finite curve
Rick says Morty in every sentence when he’s talking to him
If I had a dollar for every time I've heard Rick say "Morty". I would be a fucking hundred-thousandare
I love how the scary terry bit has the potential to lead into an add, well played.
"There's no such thing as god Summer... Better rip that bandage off - you'll thank me later"
Not worth it,id rather live a life believing he exist and follow Him than to risk going to Hell forever,He gave us eternal life
SamuelS. That’s what they want you to do
@@samuels.6733 You're not following him, you're following the cultist group named christianity. It's just the accepted religion. Follow almost any other religion and you're classified kookoo. So what makes christianity any different?
iTHCyou It’s not like the others
"In reality you're as dumb as they come" 😂😂😂
I loved that when he was with the council of ricks he said peace oot at the end.
I love proving something mathematicly
This has been a long time coming anyway
And that's why I always say, "shum-shum-schlippety-dop!"
grassssssssss tastes bad
"You wont to be safe for the goverment so you become a fucking goverment" one of the best line
“As they say in Canada: ‘Peace Ooot!’”
yo ranting to me mom like Rick rn haha :) focus on science
Richard.
I actually use the insult “dipass” all the time.
"The answer is yes, you just have to be a genius" 😂💪
“Heads up, rapists”
-Rick 20xx
0:25 Rick’s basically telling Morty to not simp lol
Get my whiteboard this has been a long time coming. 😂😂😂
"Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed" -Rick Sanchez
My favourite Rick moment was when he was explaining how he was basically a god to the president in the white house
The fact that Morty and Summer just sat through Rick's rant and whiteboard demonstration of how he thinks they are both turds cracks me up.
The one line that gets me every time... “ I was just trying to do the right thing!”
“That’s not really the theme of tonight’s activities Morty. Head’s up; Rapists!”
0:11 this is really ironic given Rick’s backstory now. This is essentially what Prime wanted the Rick’s to think, and why C-137 stood against him in the first place.
1:25 surprised SWJs haven't jumped all over this
Because it's explained well by Morty, then proven by Rick. Morty explains, it's not logic, it's feelings. And Rick proves him right by using it as it's commonly used, to say something is stupid. The show literally showed you the answer so people wouldn't have to and you still missed it
@@Acquaintance6336 you're assuming people that would even get offended by that word would listen to logic to begin with