Barbie vs. Bratz

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  • @MissFelice
    @MissFelice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6280

    She “looks like what stubbing your toe feels like.” Makes so little sense, it makes perfect sense. Also it’s not just you, the Barbie children are terrifying.

    • @dudemanjones11
      @dudemanjones11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      She kinda looks like a sim from the sims 2

    • @redhammer92
      @redhammer92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I dont get it, but i totally get it.

    • @Eternal_Sufferring
      @Eternal_Sufferring 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Copypasted face

    • @Lumina_Solaris
      @Lumina_Solaris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The dolls themselves looked pretty accurate to that movie depiction, too. I remember having them. I didn't think it was weird at the time, because all of the barbie children had those foreheads

    • @nao-bo4yz
      @nao-bo4yz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Lumina_Solaris yea the earlier movies were modeled after the look of the dolls. the whole point was to sell them after all. but they changed the animation style so kelly doesnt look terrifying anymore lol

  • @arashi86
    @arashi86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3093

    The fact that Rapunzel could just leave the tower because the magic spell only works on someone with a lying heart is this movie's equivalent of "that sign won't stop me, because I can't read"

    • @aja6724
      @aja6724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Stop I hate that analogy because it’s true 😭

    • @RT-qs3rq
      @RT-qs3rq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the point is that she lied to Gothel

    • @liselottehildegarde5367
      @liselottehildegarde5367 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I think it doesn't matter because there a huge a barrier around Gothel's house that her friend dragon actually helped Rapunzel fly over once she learned to fly higher.

  • @user-rh9qw5qf9p
    @user-rh9qw5qf9p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6082

    Safe to say, I remembered the quality of the Barbie movies completely different

    • @Angelfem777
      @Angelfem777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Saaaaame

    • @wham1984
      @wham1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same🥲

    • @Chloe-wb3vl
      @Chloe-wb3vl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      To be fair this isn't the best one

    • @lykeprice9239
      @lykeprice9239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @abishayforys
      @abishayforys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      right now it looks like a bad roblox server

  • @jbangel831
    @jbangel831 ปีที่แล้ว +3652

    It's been almost two years since this came out and "~Rapunzel is bald now~" still pops in my head at the most unexpected moments.

    • @Camila-vv5ox
      @Camila-vv5ox ปีที่แล้ว +67

      LMFAOO ME TOO TAHTS WHY IM WATCHING IT IVE BEEN SAYING IT ALL DAY

    • @Catalina-Winemixer
      @Catalina-Winemixer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Camila-vv5ox For me it's the "so no Hedwig?" sdlfjsdo;fksd;fkd ;_;

    • @foxarror
      @foxarror ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Camila-vv5ox*b a l l s*

    • @ZillMob
      @ZillMob ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I want a full rapunzel is bald now song

    • @lucystylinson-fanaccount
      @lucystylinson-fanaccount ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LMAO SAME THOUGH 💀

  • @sydneygail
    @sydneygail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19278

    the “dylan walked so eboys could run their fingers through their hair” was the best line in this entire vid

    • @ziyanda_theartist
      @ziyanda_theartist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I just started the video and I have to agree with you 😂😂

    • @ziyanda_theartist
      @ziyanda_theartist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Okay, but "Do I wanna gnome?" 😂😂😂

    • @midosworld
      @midosworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      "so no headwig?"

    • @chaitrak.s3943
      @chaitrak.s3943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂

    • @dit_is_linda
      @dit_is_linda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Read this right after he said it

  • @parkerfilms3038
    @parkerfilms3038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1811

    The reverbed “balls” is unnecessarily funny

    • @Remo50Calx2
      @Remo50Calx2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/8bGnv1qleLk/w-d-xo.html

    • @babymallo
      @babymallo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      6:34

    • @Toeescape
      @Toeescape 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I break out laughing every time he says that😻

    • @Ookkonen1
      @Ookkonen1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i genuinely have it on my discord soundboard just so i can play it every time someone says balls 😭😭

    • @Rosseauxe
      @Rosseauxe 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      sllab

  • @GrandmaGlitter23
    @GrandmaGlitter23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8503

    If Kurtis doesn't use Barbie saying "balls" as a recurring sound in his videos I gotta be honest...
    I'll be mildly disappointed

    • @TunaPetunia456
      @TunaPetunia456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Same here honestly

    • @luxfromdmc
      @luxfromdmc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      lmao, add it to the virgin podcast sound board-

    • @kittenmittons_
      @kittenmittons_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      insert macdoesit here

    • @azi1936
      @azi1936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      me too, that and the weasel's moan

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He's going to replace the extra greeting with barbie saying balls

  • @reydraws1510
    @reydraws1510 ปีที่แล้ว +5493

    As someone who was an avid barbie watcher growing up. The Weasel is not an outlier. Almost every barbie movie has a horny evil animal sidekick.
    He's not even the only one who moans!

    • @bribri4462
      @bribri4462 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      nonono who else is there

    • @kyrumptionmakeup8197
      @kyrumptionmakeup8197 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Horrifying news thank you

    • @zyerkos
      @zyerkos ปีที่แล้ว +303

      @@bribri4462 preminger the human

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay ปีที่แล้ว +193

      ​@@zyerkosthat implies he's the sidekick, not the main villian. Is his dog the main villian 🤯

    • @claudedebussyreal
      @claudedebussyreal ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *what*

  • @emilyrose2844
    @emilyrose2844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    i feel like the detail in the bratz animation was 99% focused on making their hair as shiny as humanly possibly and 1% focused on everything else

    • @jocelyn.__.
      @jocelyn.__. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      their hair is literally one of the 2 things i ever focus on. it literally is so satisfying.

    • @lemonstarofficial
      @lemonstarofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok

    • @VividDayDream
      @VividDayDream 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jocelyn.__. The second thing you focus on?

    • @jocelyn.__.
      @jocelyn.__. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@VividDayDream their fashion/outfits lmao

  • @Irishshaltry
    @Irishshaltry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    Barbie swan lake has the funniest antagonists. The daughters laugh is just so funny . The animals that turn into humans but you can still tell what animal they are cause of clothes

    • @lydialoupee5815
      @lydialoupee5815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I used to love that movie but I found out that Rothbart's character design was supposed to represent a Jew and that totally ruined the movie for me.

    • @morganmidnights
      @morganmidnights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lydialoupee5815 same i feel so bad when i watch it now

    • @nyxtsuu
      @nyxtsuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      literally my favorite barbie movie

    • @mothmanwantssoup1010
      @mothmanwantssoup1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The best antagonist in my opinion is Preminger fro The Princess and the Pauper.

    • @crazyowlgirlcncowner
      @crazyowlgirlcncowner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I feel like Kurtis should have compared Bratz fashion pixies to Barbie Fairy Secret and it would have been very similar stories

  • @caia-moon
    @caia-moon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    Just to clarify for those who haven’t seen the absolute masterpiece that is barbie as rapunzel (not even being sarcastic), the plot does explain why she can’t just fly away on penelope the dragon. Gothel cast a wall of protection around the castle so that nobody would find them in the woods and it’s impassable unless you fly over the top and throughout the film penelope tries to fly over but can’t because she’s afraid of heights and falls down! No plot holes here

    • @brinetbirdy1765
      @brinetbirdy1765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ^^ damn right

    • @shush9687
      @shush9687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      rapunzel barbie is superior. everything about it is so magical

    • @blandalfthebeige2502
      @blandalfthebeige2502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Give him to meeee ughhh 😩

    • @Aqua-oz4nb
      @Aqua-oz4nb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That one was my favorite

    • @CatieMaria
      @CatieMaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      thanks for the explanation, person whose first name is just a wronger version of my first name

  • @theonlyrosy
    @theonlyrosy ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    I distinctly remember a time when I was like 6 and the bratz pixie movie came on at a sleepover while everyone was asleep except for me. Watching the bratz gang turn a tree into their mom as a tired first grader was the most vividly trippy moment in my life

    • @Desireeanimates
      @Desireeanimates ปีที่แล้ว +38

      My favorite part was the guy who says
      I’m aBsOluTelY PoSitVeLy RiDicuLouS

    • @dysphoric_god7737
      @dysphoric_god7737 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭

    • @alainatorres8262
      @alainatorres8262 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@Desireeanimatesthe Simone Cowell guy 😭😭😭

  • @dqmisqreat
    @dqmisqreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2958

    as an irish person, that gnome was actually irish sounding, not like the fake "ohh begone and begorrah nora my potatoes shall not see the morn" but like saying "ha" between every sentence and "what would your ma think" are actual like irish things

    • @melancoliv
      @melancoliv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      I didn't understand a SINGLE word lmao the accent is so strong

    • @padmeamidala40
      @padmeamidala40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      It sounded like Michael
      THERE ARE NO GAYS IN IRELAND

    • @emma-ws9kf
      @emma-ws9kf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      they needed a few "ah sure look" and they'd be set

    • @yesbagel9269
      @yesbagel9269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      The ‘cailínís’ was incredibly accurate

    • @dqmisqreat
      @dqmisqreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@emma-ws9kf throw in an aul "ah for fecks sake" too

  • @kelleynicholle7228
    @kelleynicholle7228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12284

    As a girl named Kelley with a big ass forehead I’ve never felt more attacked.

    • @madi_is_very_cool
      @madi_is_very_cool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Girl, you ain't got a big forehead

    • @jetaimessul
      @jetaimessul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      I'm sure your forehead is beautiful, but *Kelly* on the other hand

    • @Z0EY49
      @Z0EY49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@madi_is_very_cool she kinda does 😭

    • @madi_is_very_cool
      @madi_is_very_cool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Z0EY49 not really lol

    • @madi_is_very_cool
      @madi_is_very_cool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Lala uh I was just saying, *I* think she doesn't

  • @kishinumaayumi
    @kishinumaayumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1616

    Regarding the Rapunzel hair thing, I actually rly like how Disney's Tangled made like a hook for her hair to dangle on to so the weight doesnt rely on her head, but instead on the tower itself

    • @lauaracarrillo
      @lauaracarrillo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      But in the Barbie movie also take this into consideration, see how her hair is wrapped in the column, so the tension is not in her scalp

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@lauaracarrillo oh really? I actually didn't notice that (at least from Kurtis' video).. I haven't seen the movie in years but now u mention it I think I do remember her doing that(?)

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I happen to find a clip that clearly showed her hair wrapped around the column.. that's actually genius cause if you wrap it around like that, the fulcrum becomes the column and your scalp barely carries any weight. And the grip on the colum just get tighter as Stefan climbs up and pulls the hair

    • @coolkid_
      @coolkid_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kishinumaayumi oh wow, that’s even better than tangled then

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@coolkid_ yea, it should be more efficient, especially since tangled's way requires Rapunzel to tug on her hair to pull it up which might cause tugging of the scalp anyways (but still probably not enough to cause much damage since most of the weight is carried by her arms pulling on the hair)

  • @gentlebreezes2473
    @gentlebreezes2473 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    "🎶rapunzel is bald now 🎶" , "do i wanna gnome" , "baLls" and "im gonna piss on yew!" have been constant loops in my head for the past 2 years since this video came out

    • @bettygrof.
      @bettygrof. ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “Liam Neeson pees his pants” “It’s FUCKIN’ GIUSSEPPE”

    • @hmmmm5677
      @hmmmm5677 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I used to draw nipples on my Barbie's with my sister

    • @Jelly_Jay_15
      @Jelly_Jay_15 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Can't forget the sjahwhsgQiehdnske of the knome 😂

  • @officaldungeons
    @officaldungeons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8301

    There is no bigger flex than hiring the London Symphony Orchestra and just not using it.

    • @joeiG72
      @joeiG72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Idk you're trying to tell me that would be a bigger flex than renting out Disney world for a birthday party. I don't know if anyone has done this but you know that for the right price you could probably do it

    • @Anna13Tonks
      @Anna13Tonks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brodysilk3861
      @brodysilk3861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But these guys literally did John Williams most famous pieces

    • @neiloch
      @neiloch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "Gonna spend this Barbie cash to hire a world renowned orchestra and tell them to shut the f*ck up"

    • @MiotaLee
      @MiotaLee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I hope the music they made was deemed to scary and that's why the chase scene is so silent

  • @klaire6233
    @klaire6233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8722

    It is actually perfectly plausible that climbing up Rapunzel’s hair wouldn’t hurt her. This is because of the way she wrapped her hair around the post. This releases the tension from her scalp and it acts like a rope. It’s like a pulley system, and it provides some slack that allows her to support that weight without scalping herself. The problem here is the actual weight of her hair. Perhaps she gets used to the weight by building up that muscle, but pulling so much weight constantly is effectively tearing her scalp apart.

    • @leavemealonethx
      @leavemealonethx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1539

      Can you imagine how fucking thick Rapunzel's neck must be

    • @timeswithtoadfu
      @timeswithtoadfu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Bro bro bro too epic if she had no neck like Ed too ex

    • @lululemon2250
      @lululemon2250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +643

      please do my physics homework

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      Exactly. I have long ass hair. And I usually wrap it around my hand while detangling it. Doesn't hurt my scalp one bit.

    • @Kate-he8ug
      @Kate-he8ug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      im not reading that lol

  • @savannahs.5874
    @savannahs.5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7859

    Whenever I get really depressed I watch this video because I physically cannot watch this video without uncontrollably laughing

    • @Hauntaku
      @Hauntaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Whenever I feel down, I watch "Viva Viva Happy" by Mitchie M.

    • @quality17
      @quality17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      These are both good things to watch when you’re feeling sad

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Him looking "down" at the gnome in disgust

    • @ashblu3
      @ashblu3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      this is why i'm here rn and why i've watched this video probably 10 times since it got uploaded

    • @sukaisage
      @sukaisage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh, so that's why I've been rewatching it multiple times per day...
      (this is not a joke lol)

  • @tsxxcea
    @tsxxcea 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    6:36 and life was never the same in kurtistown

  • @Galiador188
    @Galiador188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6645

    "I can't imagine gothel attending all of these balls" is unironically the funniest sentence of all time to me.

    • @Hauntaku
      @Hauntaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Barbie scrolling r34

    • @alex.adamski
      @alex.adamski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Hauntaku oh god no

    • @chumbucket1280
      @chumbucket1280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      5:12 was mine

    • @tackyattack
      @tackyattack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah no it was the many weasel jokes

    • @khumomogola6447
      @khumomogola6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You mean Gothel was attending *TO* all these balls

  • @roroh6817
    @roroh6817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4216

    The fact that he did not use the objectively best barbie movie (princess and the pauper) for a comparison is simply criminal and I will not stand for this injustice and tomfoolery

    • @celinahatton2653
      @celinahatton2653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      As a mother who had to sit through every bloody Barbie movie approximately 23 thousand times, I can confirm that you are correct.

    • @oli_kate
      @oli_kate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      What about the diamond castle though? It used to make me wanna go live in the woods with my best friend and garden and sing. Plus you have to respect the blatant gayness of it. I mean barbie has a lesbian flag dress and her friend (Alexa?) has a bi flag dress. Plus living in a cottage in the woods with your best friend cough girlfriend cough is pretty gay.

    • @artemisb9441
      @artemisb9441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      thats a weird way to spell mermaidia but okay

    • @laurenb3813
      @laurenb3813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      OR PRINCESS CHARM SCHOOL

    • @elysiummystic6735
      @elysiummystic6735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      uhm what about three musketeers that was so good .

  • @devestradaa
    @devestradaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6439

    i was kinda hoping this was 30 minutes of kurtis playing with barbies and bratz dolls and making them wrestle….. maybe next time

    • @NoarHamza
      @NoarHamza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lol what

    • @larvaedadindex
      @larvaedadindex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      You're roaming around with THAT as your pfp
      You're brave

    • @ichaival2419
      @ichaival2419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      is this a kink thing. be honest

    • @micah7608
      @micah7608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what in the world is your pfp

    • @zoinksscoop20yearsago68
      @zoinksscoop20yearsago68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude don't give me hopes

  • @marveludus
    @marveludus ปีที่แล้ว +127

    The Barbie as Rapunzel movie always meant a lot to me. Even before I realized how manipulative my own mother was, her story resonated with me. And honestly, her not even trying to escape for good until Gothel makes it very clear that she only has her own interests in mind... very relatable

    • @wimpy_worm
      @wimpy_worm หลายเดือนก่อน

      … do you have a pet weasel, perchance? Maybe a horny little weasel? Do you happen to own a pet that moans and has a fond interest in your mother? Perchance?

  • @morganmartin4829
    @morganmartin4829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24447

    Also, in the middle of the lawsuit, Bratz changed their slogan from "the girls with a passion for fashion" to "the *_only_* girls with a passion for fashion" which I find hysterical

    • @sof0099
      @sof0099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      lmao yes

    • @CelesticCF
      @CelesticCF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1562

      Holy shit, I remember that and I never knew why it changed. That's hilarious.

    • @Just-in-Space
      @Just-in-Space 3 ปีที่แล้ว +908

      Mattel and MGA are still throwing the stupidest lawsuits at each other. Fucking MGA ask for trademark on Barbara. BARBARA.
      _φ(・_・ I don’t think it will every end

    • @delinayacob
      @delinayacob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lmao

    • @seerum
      @seerum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Just-in-Space who-

  • @marineromoney5294
    @marineromoney5294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2223

    The “balls” echoing HAS ME DEAAAD

    • @malikarsyasakani
      @malikarsyasakani 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Speaking of Balls
      Elder Scrotums

    • @bellacrl
      @bellacrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he’s been using it a lot now! 😂

    • @Mrbuttboi
      @Mrbuttboi ปีที่แล้ว

      Ballsallsallsallsalls

  • @ArnoTheLad
    @ArnoTheLad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4042

    “This is not realistic”
    - kurtis at a movie about dolls magically becoming pixies who put people into a dance trance

    • @haketyu7891
      @haketyu7891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This... made me laugh bro 🥲🤌

    • @midnightgamer2158
      @midnightgamer2158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *WHEEZE*

    • @abigailjolene
      @abigailjolene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean he’s not wrong

    • @berryjuice8704
      @berryjuice8704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes good job you understand the joke congrats

    • @A_football_
      @A_football_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/dMAMd0HF0Wk/w-d-xo.html

  • @gooodmorning4526
    @gooodmorning4526 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    8:15 "the king who ordered that" **points to giant fucking hole in the ground**
    WHY WOULD HE ORDER THAT LMAO

    • @Ookkonen1
      @Ookkonen1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      for capturing some kids, duh

    • @antoniaae1957
      @antoniaae1957 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Ookkonen1 for finally catching all Kelly lookalikes

  • @Pandcake123
    @Pandcake123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3524

    Penelope couldn’t fly over the wall because she was afraid of heights! And her friends were understanding of that and didn’t push her! Cmon kurtis, pay attention dude…

    • @BeccaMoses
      @BeccaMoses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      smh

    • @MSadamgasm
      @MSadamgasm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Yes!!! And her father neglected her and only when he finally accepted her for who she was she was able to concur her fears and be herself

    • @emmavaccova8695
      @emmavaccova8695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Growth Mindset thank you! Im really stressed abt my exam and this really made me smile 🥰🥺

    • @TestDonCqmDJorr-qKDdKENPg
      @TestDonCqmDJorr-qKDdKENPg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      t_@@@MSadamgasm w[[H{/TQ}

    • @Miss.Malibu
      @Miss.Malibu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Someone's a Barbie stan 🙄✋ /j

  • @nobody22xx
    @nobody22xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4198

    the split second shot of the girl who is angrily twerking is still killing me..

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Dude same. I keep coming back to this video and that part kills me every time.

    • @nobody22xx
      @nobody22xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@_Kuma_ i always come back and replay that part.. like weekly maybe even daily

    • @heh822
      @heh822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Timestamp plz

    • @nobody22xx
      @nobody22xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@heh822 21:40

    • @8888BALL
      @8888BALL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      dw ill call an ambulance

  • @sarah_0530
    @sarah_0530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8881

    i love how the entire budget for the bratz movie was put into the animation of the girls hair

    • @opeixenemo
      @opeixenemo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      and the lypsinc

    • @NiVoldiza
      @NiVoldiza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Quite fitting actually. Think if such girls as what the Bratz girls are portrayed as like made a movie - which part do you think would they spend the most money on...?

    • @erinseifert
      @erinseifert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@NiVoldiza i had a stroke trying to read that

    • @BenjaminBox
      @BenjaminBox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is actually very easy animation for hair, its all done by a program so its very little input from the animators.

    • @clemclemclemclemcl
      @clemclemclemclemcl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      17:42

  • @albent4604
    @albent4604 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    fun fact, when barbie was first invented, she was also extremely controvercial and didnt become successful for a long time. she was considered inappropriate for having a job and no husband, but parents eventually started buying them because they encouraged their daughters to become interested in grooming and fashion, which was nessecary to secure a husband

  • @ActualMicrowave
    @ActualMicrowave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3612

    Ah yes, Barbie as Rapunzel, the movie that created the *”Give him to me AUEGHHHH”* meme

    • @Jiyu_Starfam
      @Jiyu_Starfam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lol

    • @Ellie60091
      @Ellie60091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I die every time 😭

    • @sanchikaushal8651
      @sanchikaushal8651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      is this a Jojo refernence-

    • @ActualMicrowave
      @ActualMicrowave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@sanchikaushal8651 what if it is- 💀🤚

    • @novemberiscoolithink
      @novemberiscoolithink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      idk bout u but i think that weasel has plans 😳

  • @Daisy071d
    @Daisy071d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14215

    Kurtis: *continuously addresses not being a virgin*
    Danny and Drew: “virgins for lives despite the wives”

    • @northstarjakobs
      @northstarjakobs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      He's the only one in their trio who was allowed to fuck.

    • @Daisy071d
      @Daisy071d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@northstarjakobs lmaooo

    • @thatonesimp5086
      @thatonesimp5086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@northstarjakobs 😂😂😂😂💀

    • @euphoria127
      @euphoria127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      "virgin for lives despite the wives"
      *I cant-💀*

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yes

  • @augusthawley5504
    @augusthawley5504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12439

    stop this Penelope slander... the reason they didn't fly away years ago was because Penelope couldn't fly. We'll be expecting a formal apology on the virgin podcast immediately.

    • @maxx6068
      @maxx6068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      wait then how could she fly at the end??

    • @floraslife8789
      @floraslife8789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +667

      @@maxx6068 she practiced it and got good at it

    • @SignFromAngels
      @SignFromAngels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      I hate that I knew that and thought of it immediately

    • @lilichong7941
      @lilichong7941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I LOVE YOU 😂

    • @saraali9631
      @saraali9631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@maxx6068 her dad taught her (pretty sure)

  • @_reyna_love_
    @_reyna_love_ ปีที่แล้ว +134

    The angry pixie dancing will forever be hilarious.

  • @nntbm
    @nntbm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9076

    as someone who recently, quite literally, watched EVERY barbie movie, rapunzel actually scored pretty low on our scoring system, which we call the barbometer. should have watched the princess and the pauper or princess charm school smh

    • @averyriker4374
      @averyriker4374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +840

      PRINCESS CHARM SCHOOL IS TOP TIER OMG

    • @Hauntaku
      @Hauntaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      How about the very gay one? lol I'm not being very specific. Um.. ok, there's the one I forget the name of that has them fighting an evil sorceress and there's a mirror with a princess trapped in it.

    • @staycgirlsitsgoingdown4745
      @staycgirlsitsgoingdown4745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +514

      @@Hauntaku Barbie and the Diamond Castle

    • @nntbm
      @nntbm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +565

      @@Hauntaku diamond castle? yes, that one also got a high rating, and i believe was placed in the “more gay than usual” category

    • @starseer73
      @starseer73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      where is the pegasus movie on the barbometer cuz i saw that like sixteen times

  • @Cottage_Gore
    @Cottage_Gore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48849

    Barbie saying “Balls” with reverb has no RIGHT to be this hilarious.

    • @pocoloco6166
      @pocoloco6166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +784

      I know it kills me

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +743

      I hate that it killed me as much as it did

    • @CreepySpaghett
      @CreepySpaghett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Nice pfp

    • @emilyschick5007
      @emilyschick5007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      “Kurtis move on” 😭

    • @savannahs.5874
      @savannahs.5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      For real I'm never eating while watching a kurtis Conner video again I almost died today choking on mac cheese because I heard balls

  • @rhiannonfoss
    @rhiannonfoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2824

    “dylan walked so eboys could run… their fingers through their hair”

  • @ZaptheZombie
    @ZaptheZombie ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “I’m not a virgin” immediately starts talking about his podcast

  • @vavasho2401
    @vavasho2401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3664

    Considering how terrifying most animal sidekicks in Barbie movies are, can we appreciate how cute Penelope is ahh

    • @koda_dawgg
      @koda_dawgg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      right? penelope is the only cute barbie animal.

    • @silly_.rabbit2
      @silly_.rabbit2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yes Penelope is rlly cute

    • @silly_.rabbit2
      @silly_.rabbit2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      H or NY we a s el

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@koda_dawgg The ice bear was also pretty cut- wait it had human eyes like the animals in the island movie nvm
      But I did like the parrot and the cat in 12 Dancing Princesses. Also, the Golden Retriever in Princess Charm School, however his sound design was... Truly something.

    • @tiff9911
      @tiff9911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Tika was definitely the most cursed Barbie animal. Both look wise and character wise

  • @nathanr5737
    @nathanr5737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2653

    Plot twist
    They weren’t special glasses, they were just high

    • @mckennagreene2943
      @mckennagreene2943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      on shrooms

    • @savannahvespucci5181
      @savannahvespucci5181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@mckennagreene2943 explains the rave scene 😌

    • @honigfuchs111
      @honigfuchs111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I first thought this was my comment hahaha. Nice profile picture 😂💗

    • @ananasiatru2176
      @ananasiatru2176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg they definetely are

  • @lalahadams1061
    @lalahadams1061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    Kurtis is near the completion of his 80's American Dad transformation

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/qEu-umL8M_A/w-d-xo.html🙏🙏

    • @brianacarey8617
      @brianacarey8617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Now he just needs Hawaiian shirts and it will be complete

    • @user-is7xs1mr9y
      @user-is7xs1mr9y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He looks like my uncle in 1992 when he was already a dad lol.

    • @l.e.2154
      @l.e.2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the only thing missing is a child 😄

    • @MissDraiha
      @MissDraiha 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did dads wear short shorts in the 80s outside Australia? (We called them stubbies). If we could get Kurtis into some short shorts - chef's kiss!

  • @crazycookie4645
    @crazycookie4645 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I actually like that when Sasha and Yasmin put on the pixie glasses everything becomes more colorful. Like yeah, there’s bubbles and people with wings, but the vivid colors is a more subtle detail that shows the difference between the regular world and the pixie’s world. Even the regular humans get a bit more color saturation when viewed through those glasses.

  • @colynmckasson4750
    @colynmckasson4750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6493

    “Rapunzel is bald now” is more catchy than most of the songs this year.

    • @meirin5316
      @meirin5316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and all barbie movies together lmfao

    • @shaniarobinson9777
      @shaniarobinson9777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I sang this at least once a day 😂

    • @dae.9510
      @dae.9510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i need a full song

    • @DefiniteIyHuman
      @DefiniteIyHuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      10:15

    • @itonyamovie4521
      @itonyamovie4521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      just made ur comment 1k likes thank me 😡😡 /j

  • @jestenia590
    @jestenia590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Dang Barbie’s waist is snatched to the gods, dude grabbed it like a frickin big gulp

  • @ruth-br6tl
    @ruth-br6tl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9653

    "And Kelly wasn't in it"
    The most ironic part is that Chantal Strand, the voice actress who plays Kelly in the Barbie movies, including Barbie Rapunzel, is literally the voice of Breanna in this Bratz movie.

  • @spacecase2493
    @spacecase2493 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i wanna mention that if you apply adequate pressure to a part of you hair that isnt the root it makes it a lot less painful when the ends are pulled, just like tension on a rope. so if rupenzel held a portion of her hair it really wouldnt hurt too much for someobe to climb up the rest, especially if it was braided or tied.

  • @a_nervous_wreck
    @a_nervous_wreck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5207

    I like how Kurtis focuses on the idea of firefighters using garden gnomes' piss to put out fires but not the fact that apparently garden gnomes like to get pissed on by dogs.

    • @emilytalerman3567
      @emilytalerman3567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      OMG I CANT THATS SO FUNNY

    • @AirIcky
      @AirIcky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Most gnomes have a dog piss kink except the one that they showed chasing the dog away

    • @AngstyAnon
      @AngstyAnon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      As a firefighter I can confirm that the fire hydrants we use are actually nice gnomes that piss on the fire to put it out.

    • @largebass2464
      @largebass2464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Mmmmmm...nurture me,papa."

    • @MiotaLee
      @MiotaLee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      their whole revolves around piss

  • @violletashop9908
    @violletashop9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4414

    "kelly looks like what stubbing your toe feels like" genuis, kurtis

  • @alaasusername
    @alaasusername 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5052

    One thing is the Bratz were never 'assigned' ethnicities, in order for everybody to relate - Yasmin covers brown, arab, latino people... Sasha represents anybody who is black, Jade is from Eastern Asia, and Cloe is white and/or any light-featured POC dpeending on how you look at them. It's the main thing that drew me to Bratz as a kid, and to this day. The one exception that comes to mind are two characters who are implied to be Arab/Amazigh (Alia & Katia).

    • @Hauntaku
      @Hauntaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Knowing where they come from is probably going to pop up in the new Bratz show whenever that inevitably happens. I can't wait for more Bratz! Slay!

    • @wriggleby
      @wriggleby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Wait that's actually pretty cool

    • @davidakrapovic8416
      @davidakrapovic8416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Being Latino is not a race Jesus, I’m Latina but I’m more like Cloe’s and Jade’s palette than Yasmin’s one

    • @wriggleby
      @wriggleby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@davidakrapovic8416 I thought Latino was a race, is it an ethnicity then?

    • @davidakrapovic8416
      @davidakrapovic8416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@wriggleby omg i cannot believe this I’m sure you are American right?, lemme explain to you there are mestizos Latinos, Afro Latinos, indigenous Latinos, white Latinos and even Asian Latinos, for example I’m white Latino ✨ there’s not an ethnicity on being Latino, my background is Spaniard-Jewish and Balkan (Serbian), Latin America as North America was full of immigrations in its history and yes LATIN AMERICA IS NOT JUST MEXICO FYI 💅🏻✨

  • @eggiboiroi
    @eggiboiroi ปีที่แล้ว +27

    what’s so funny about the lawsuit to me is that it actually DOES make a lot of sense because the guy who made bratz worked for mattel AND worked on a barbie line that *suspiciously* looks quite similar to how the first line of bratz looked (EXCLUSIVELY fashion wise!) RIGHT before he left mattel! so it completely makes sense on mattel’s part this one time 💀😭

  • @mildbubblefruit4181
    @mildbubblefruit4181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12364

    I’d pay a lot of money for Kurtis to review all these movies, my guy.

    • @kierstin8734
      @kierstin8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      literally

    • @eimypaez8131
      @eimypaez8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same

    • @bluefamiliar
      @bluefamiliar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      me too dude, literally the best youtube video i’ve watched in months

    • @jacxy_cool8893
      @jacxy_cool8893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Me too please 😭😭😭 I love this kinda shit

    • @Jamie-oc8ds
      @Jamie-oc8ds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I want him to watch the bratz sleepover movie 😭

  • @trash9378
    @trash9378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2783

    I don't really think this guy is a virgin. He's very clearly secure about that, I mean, just look at how much he says it. It MUST be true.

    • @abbyjo308
      @abbyjo308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      um i think we have matching cats-

    • @halo965
      @halo965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      ok u two now kith

    • @pioxia777
      @pioxia777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hex a. kurits is a vigrins xxD

    • @lianair4383
      @lianair4383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@abbyjo308 LMFAO YALL DO TF

    • @patrickbateman3799
      @patrickbateman3799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Abby Chamberlain OMG YASSS ITS SO CUTEEEEE

  • @nafeesa1269
    @nafeesa1269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6160

    Why do I remember the Barbie movie being wayyyy more of a higher quality than it is 😭🤚🏽

    • @soultrans
      @soultrans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      it might be because of the quality of the tvs , it’s like when we play older games (usually pixelated) and remember them in a higher quality - but yeah

    • @sydney6268
      @sydney6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Hahaha I was just thinking the same thing. I remember loving this movie as a kid. Maybe we're just more used to better animation now?

    • @dragosanie5055
      @dragosanie5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      in terms of the animation, I have no idea why we thought it was okay. But he definitely butchered the details and story to make it seem worse than it is to be funny.

    • @flawedaughter
      @flawedaughter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FRRR

    • @annemarie7471
      @annemarie7471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Also the movie he picked was one of the first ones so there were a lot more better quality ones

  • @ilmlya
    @ilmlya ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "do I wanna gnome" is actually the best joke I have encountered on this channel

  • @Mmakkam
    @Mmakkam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    Kurtis should honestly watch so many more barbie movies.

    • @gabrielleslabaugh619
      @gabrielleslabaugh619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      PRINCESS AND THE PAUPER PLEASE

    • @ari4226
      @ari4226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gabrielleslabaugh619 o

    • @winterens2630
      @winterens2630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      12. Dancing. Princesses.

    • @Peachyshork
      @Peachyshork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fairytopia
      Reason number 1: *Bibble*

    • @kathrynhonor
      @kathrynhonor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the island princess bc i need commentary on the elephant

  • @moderndaymyspace
    @moderndaymyspace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6463

    Dylan twerking about the two girls being kidnapped is honestly the funniest thing i've ever seen

    • @laylah6874
      @laylah6874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      peak comedy

    • @nataliethane5112
      @nataliethane5112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I’m not sure if I should jokingly call him a misogynist or a slaying pride queen

    • @kiomaelouch7192
      @kiomaelouch7192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@nataliethane5112 yes?

    • @z3rox969
      @z3rox969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@nataliethane5112 both

    • @kdmac8110
      @kdmac8110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I literally rolled off of my bed from laughing too hard

  • @mrs.infamous9053
    @mrs.infamous9053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3595

    ngl the “do i wanna gnome?” joke is the best ive ever heard

    • @aname2122
      @aname2122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This...

    • @anelolk7844
      @anelolk7844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      but like... same

    • @Le0sh
      @Le0sh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Timestamp?

    • @Bruna_K.
      @Bruna_K. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Le0sh 18:42

    • @alex.adamski
      @alex.adamski 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It really is

  • @Tan1zak1
    @Tan1zak1 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    In my ballet class they said our outfit looked like the last Barbie outfit in the cutscene of her changing outfits and I swear when she said balls I laughed so hard

  • @Camille.hardyy
    @Camille.hardyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2890

    Would pay big money to watch Kurtis’ commentary on all barbie movies ever

    • @maureenahearn5723
      @maureenahearn5723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That would be my new favorite thing if he did. This needs to happen

    • @helloleo3965
      @helloleo3965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maureenahearn5723 FAX NO CAP

    • @sarap.7767
      @sarap.7767 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!! Lol

    • @melisacaceres8740
      @melisacaceres8740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He would have a field trip with Barbie Diaries

    • @Circusmaid
      @Circusmaid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same. And by "pay big money" i mean watch watch it for free on his channel. But i WOULD thoroughly enjoy it though!

  • @SallyB_23
    @SallyB_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8118

    Kurtis: Why didn't Rapunzel just hop on Penelope's back and fly away from the tower years ago
    Me, a grown-ass person who hasn't seen these movies in literal years: you know there was a whole side plot where Penelope was dealing with self-esteem issues with her dad cause she was afraid to fly, right? right?

    • @xxstingerxx9651
      @xxstingerxx9651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      That's what I was thinking too?

    • @whosstal
      @whosstal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +704

      Justice for Penelope 😭

    • @elemnopee..
      @elemnopee.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I was looking for this comment-

    • @SallyB_23
      @SallyB_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      @@whosstal Yeah Penelope was my girl when I was young. Looking back the movie is actually really good, especially for kids, because not only does it show that it’s okay to break free from an abusive parent/child relationship (in the case of Rapunzel + Gothel), but relationships between parents and children that are strained by high expectations can be healed when the parent learns to accept and love their child fully for who they are (and that we all have inner abilities and powers that will develop in their own time, if we believe in ourselves)

    • @TheGong00zler
      @TheGong00zler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactlyyy

  • @atmosphericentry0
    @atmosphericentry0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6050

    It's funny that the reason Kelly looks so terrifying is because she literally has Barbie's same face mold/features just squished down lol. They didn't even reduce the size of her head.

    • @aliisliterallyinurwallsrn
      @aliisliterallyinurwallsrn ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So many likes but so little replies

    • @britneyspearsstan
      @britneyspearsstan ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@aliisliterallyinurwallsrnI'm here to help 🫡

    • @Smiley.08
      @Smiley.08 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol

    • @packoradical2538
      @packoradical2538 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      now that you’ve said that I literally can’t unsee it, you have burdened me with the gift of knowledge

    • @ZaidAlwayz7
      @ZaidAlwayz7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn, I didn’t realize that

  • @BreannaHill-e9z
    @BreannaHill-e9z ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As someone who's name is Breanna, pronounced the same way, hearing the line "So Brianna's friends get kidnapped by the pixies and Dylan twerks about it, which is honestly a power move" literally made my day you have no idea how hard i laughed

  • @richardgimbel2230
    @richardgimbel2230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    “Rupunzal is bald now” is stuck in my head and will be forever.

  • @ari_4.4.4
    @ari_4.4.4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    Dude the fucking “Bratz Kidz: Sleep Over adventure” t r a u m a t i z e d me, It was a fever dream in the worst way possible

    • @zaynarizwan4049
      @zaynarizwan4049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      YES SAME 5 YEAR OLD ME DIDNT SLEEP FOR DAYS

    • @isabella_lay
      @isabella_lay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      THE DOG????

    • @giasharie274
      @giasharie274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Literally the only Bratz film I ever watched as a child, very much has Fever Dream energy

    • @depresso0423
      @depresso0423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh my goodness I am so glad it's not just me

    • @PurelyAmber
      @PurelyAmber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I watched it so many times when I was feeling tough and then didn’t sleep for a month

  • @niktanaseri6763
    @niktanaseri6763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    The sound of footsteps in barbie movies is the reason we're obsessed with ASMR as a generation and you can fight me but you'd be wrong

    • @Doryplory
      @Doryplory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think you might be correct

    • @misschanandlerbong753
      @misschanandlerbong753 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh god I’ve been found out

    • @urmother3064
      @urmother3064 หลายเดือนก่อน

      SO REAL thought i was the only one thinking that way

  • @nope2568
    @nope2568 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ngl... the footsteps in barbie slap. Ive always loved them for some reason. Still obsessed with that sound 10+ years later

  • @crankyveggiegirl
    @crankyveggiegirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17128

    I love that Kurtis covers random topics like this and doesn’t just stick to one specific genre of video. I literally never know what I’m gonna get when I click on his videos but I almost always learn something new and laugh my ass off while doing it. Thank you kurtis!

    • @jaymorris9166
      @jaymorris9166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +886

      Shut up he’s mine

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear angeka

    • @emventuresrants9612
      @emventuresrants9612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      666 likes lol

    • @bloop4527
      @bloop4527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      @@AxxLAfriku hate

    • @nijah3893
      @nijah3893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@bloop4527 are you spreading "hate"? If so lol 😂

  • @amourbabysx7167
    @amourbabysx7167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2302

    Imagine Kurtis came out with a Barbie vs Brats series’s, I feel like that would be the highlight of 2021.

  • @ReyReytheZebra
    @ReyReytheZebra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1396

    Actually! Mattel sued MGA (Bratz distributors) because the creator of Bratz, Carter Bryant, was working at Mattel when he came up the idea for the doll line and such that the creation of a separate brand infringed on their contract with him! They actually won the initial lawsuit and were awarded $100 million AND the copyright ownership to the Bratz line but the decision was reversed in 2010 by the Court of Appeals and ownership was given back to MGA! There was also a recall of all Bratz products for a time when Mattel had won the lawsuit! It was a really wild time lmao!

    • @blue-dabad33
      @blue-dabad33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      that's why i never had any dolls i actually liked as a kid?? life can be so cruel 😭😭

    • @_aaAHHH_
      @_aaAHHH_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      They disappeared at the height of my love for them as a kid, was so devastated lmao

    • @ambarcastaneda4763
      @ambarcastaneda4763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I remember this wild ride 😭

    • @sky-ic7ji
      @sky-ic7ji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and if you poke around enough you’ll find the mattel bratz prototypes! could’ve been really weird.

    • @ziyanda_theartist
      @ziyanda_theartist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So that's what happened to them?!! 😭😭

  • @averysturgis1375
    @averysturgis1375 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think that tangled handled the idea of rapunzel’s head/neck hurting when someone climbs her hair. In tangled rapunzel wraps her hair around a hook, which makes the hook hold the weight of the person instead of her neck.

  • @jiannav5979
    @jiannav5979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    annoyed that kurtis went through this whole video calling the bratz “bryannas friends.” put some respect on chloe, yasmin, sasha, and jade.

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Most people don't name their garden tools

    • @iimelda_rt
      @iimelda_rt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Angel, Pretty Princess, Bunny Boo, and Cool Cat deserve better than "BreeAhNnAs FrIeNdZ" 🙄

    • @humanbean852
      @humanbean852 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!

  • @topsoil86
    @topsoil86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    "Dylan twerks about it" is the funniest shit I've ever heard

  • @jellys2162
    @jellys2162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    that weasel's next level, why did they think this was appropriate oh my fcking god

    • @jemi3306
      @jemi3306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/qEu-umL8M_A/w-d-xo.html❤

    • @sobblewobble9587
      @sobblewobble9587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      give him to me aaaauuuuuugghhhh😩

    • @anordinaryfellow2832
      @anordinaryfellow2832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sobblewobble9587 bro 😂😂

    • @SmeIIyRat
      @SmeIIyRat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My sister has that movie, and the fact that I never noticed that makes me disappointed in myself, how could I miss THAT

  • @Boggwaterr
    @Boggwaterr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:58 so I have pretty long hair, and the only thing I can think of, is if rapunzel did something like tangled, and had something holding her hair in place, so if I grip my hair, and brush out a knot below where I’m holding, it doesn’t hurt at all, I can barely feel my hair being pulled, so in that sense, she could be relaxing. But most rapunzel things show that her hair isn’t being held my anything and they’re putting all that weight directly on her head yes.

  • @toryjaeger8557
    @toryjaeger8557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    I feel like kurtis should just review more Barbie movies I would watch for sure

  • @jenhaze
    @jenhaze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5762

    There were multi races of Barbie while I was growing up, but the issue has always been that they never modified any of the facial features, they just made Barbie dark skinned or tan sometimes. (I was born in 1987)

    • @CatVomitX0
      @CatVomitX0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +738

      Not flacking on Barbie but Bratz had basically almost every race such as Asain, Hispanic, Black, Caucasian, I think the only ones missing is probs indigenous and middle eastern. But the fact that they had all of those during release instead of adults and children having to wait decades later. Not only that to this day Barbie and Ken are the only advertised Barbies that I literally thought that black Barbie just came out in 2011

    • @Snoozemeister
      @Snoozemeister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      That’s not actually true, dark-skinned Barbies had a whole other face mold (African-American Barbie, I believe they were called). Especially for Barbie movies, the dark-skinned version of the Swan Lake and Princess and the Pauper dolls had completely different facial features

    • @CatVomitX0
      @CatVomitX0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@nefritees Yes, yes I did, lol a small error on my part, but it's clear to know what I'm saying

    • @honeydipped
      @honeydipped 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nefritees What’s wrong with using Latinx? I thought it was inclusive?

    • @maurilaurent8119
      @maurilaurent8119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      @@honeydipped That was invented by a non Spanish speaker American adult to try be inclusive with non binary folks, but in the Latino community, both descendants in the States and Latinoamericans, we prefer to add -e at the end of gendered words, in this case it would be Latine when referring to a non binary Latinoamerican. Also the -x at the end of gendered words is unpronounceable in Spanish, so it destroys the language's x location sounds and rules, wich are pretty strict to be accept as a proper Spanish term.

  • @JimmyJ1nx
    @JimmyJ1nx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    "Do I wanna gnome?" was the best worst joke Ive ever heard. Paired with the defeated look of Kurtis realizing his brain is a curse. I couldnt stop laughing

    • @schoolgirl1939
      @schoolgirl1939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i died at the reference 💀

  • @introvertedbookworm1
    @introvertedbookworm1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That sneeze at the end was so beautiful, I think I'm gonna cry 🥹

  • @sophiaperrin7339
    @sophiaperrin7339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    Okay but Penelope wasn't good at flying at the beginning of the film and wouldn't have been able to fly her down. But after she's gained her confidence at the end and has some experience under her belt, she can get Rapunzel out of the tower. That's character growth ✋

    • @larvaedadindex
      @larvaedadindex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're kidding

    • @sophiaperrin7339
      @sophiaperrin7339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@larvaedadindex No. I'm completely serious. My rant about the Barbie movie under Kurtis' video should be taken at face value. I don't fuck around.

    • @cuttage638
      @cuttage638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yess! exactly what i was thinking the whole time

    • @sophiaperrin7339
      @sophiaperrin7339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cuttage638 js barbie stomped on Bratz movies. Nobody animates classic literature like Matel. Assuming we are ignoring all the misogyny and exclusivity of the body type they represented 👀👀👀👀

    • @lizzypinajian
      @lizzypinajian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      youre damn right thats character growth

  • @meganchambers8108
    @meganchambers8108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1492

    I feel like Bratz dolls were the edgier, younger, trendier versions of Barbie. And I think I remember my mom not wanting me to be into Bratz dolls because the name "Bratz" was like, too sassy? Like you shouldn't want to be a brat?

    • @Just-in-Space
      @Just-in-Space 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Ya I think tons of parents took there whole stance on bratz from the name. Which seems like an huge excuse now a days. I pretty sure tons of kids toys are named stupider things then brat.
      Luckily my own mother still got my sister and I them even being a basic white Christian mother. But she also let us watch Harry Potter so Satin must have been in our house for sure.

    • @lorettadunne210
      @lorettadunne210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Just-in-Space There are definitely things with worse names than bratz. For example, Poopsie

    • @Just-in-Space
      @Just-in-Space 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@lorettadunne210 yes that abomination is for sure one of them. And I pretty sure tons of boy toys were named gross and stupid shit since day one. So idk the Bratz thing misses the bar.

    • @waterfall5660
      @waterfall5660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME

    • @kayla_mallen
      @kayla_mallen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My deprived childhood exactly loll

  • @sterling_x9
    @sterling_x9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Kurtis finally having the gumption to speak his truth and stop doing the extra greeting is a great progression in his character arc

    • @shawnagray5307
      @shawnagray5307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      True but ngl I subscribed for the extra greeting :/ …. At first 👀

    • @Toastydoom69
      @Toastydoom69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I've never been so torn, I applaud Kurt's for having the courage to break boundaries in today's society but at the same time The extra greeting™️ is all that holds this fragile ecosystem together

  • @ryu_blvij8168
    @ryu_blvij8168 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is my favorite Kurtis video, since he uploaded it. Everytime I want a good laugh I watch this episode. Thank you Kurt boi😁

  • @alanisslovesbands6733
    @alanisslovesbands6733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    At this point, I give Barbie the points for having almost every male love interest in the movies be voiced by the same guy who voiced L in the Death Note dub

    • @captaincaspian42
      @captaincaspian42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      WHAT?

    • @Gxmwp
      @Gxmwp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I was so sad when he passed recently :( He and the voice actress for Barbie were in a ton of stuff together with their last roles being reprisals of Sango and Miroku in the Inuyasha sequel Yashahime. He died too young.

    • @pablitoclavounclavito9375
      @pablitoclavounclavito9375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/50VJ7fG7L0M/w-d-xo.html

    • @flffnces3949
      @flffnces3949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Gxmwp that’s so sad. Rest In Peace

    • @MaplePolarBear921
      @MaplePolarBear921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GxmwpWait who are you referring to? Because the voice actor for Miroku in the Yashahime dub is still alive, and he’s also not the actor Alaniss was referring to who voiced L in the Death Note dub.

  • @annabelcunningham2848
    @annabelcunningham2848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12301

    Pitting women against eachother like this is messed up Kurtis

    • @fm.9783
      @fm.9783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      LOL

    • @sylviapIath
      @sylviapIath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      lmao

    • @TunaPetunia456
      @TunaPetunia456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmfao

    • @wj-iy9ry
      @wj-iy9ry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@biancabenitez4878 ‘‘twas a jokey-joke

    • @pinkfrog6558
      @pinkfrog6558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMFAOOOOOOO

  • @saintsomnia8030
    @saintsomnia8030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3137

    "Why stay on topic when you can simply not" ah yes, the ADHD motto

  • @samanthakaitlynm
    @samanthakaitlynm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The bratz movie was so magical as a kid like the glasses scene, the club, their mom!!?? I love it so much

  • @dakotadad8835
    @dakotadad8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    Kurtis “you cant just sue people you don’t like”
    ... ye....yea you can, you’ll probably lose but you definitely can

    • @table2065
      @table2065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You’ll almost definitely lose😂😂😂

    • @Julie-qd9qx
      @Julie-qd9qx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Judge: what happened
      “Your honor he did not pass the vibe check”
      Judge: GUILTY!!!!

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@table2065 judge: “ (clears throat ) am I reading this correctly you’re suing the defendant, a one Kurtis Connor, because you don’t like him? Is that the gist of the claim?”
      Me: “ ahh ye...yes sir, well no I DO like him but I disagree with his assumption that you can’t sue people just cause you don’t like them so I spent thousands of dollars on an attorney just to show him you can, but I don’t assume I’ll win”
      Judge: (looks at plaintiff bewildered) “so...ok well you’re correct you won’t win and this is a waste of my time...the case is dismissed”
      Me: “excu...excuse me judge but I would just like to reiterate and want it in the records that you in fact CAN sue people for the simple reason of just not liking them”
      Judge: “ well yes I suppose, but it’s absurd on every level there is no legal grounds and again this is a waste of mine and this courts time, case is dismissed and the defendant wins”
      Me: (looks at Kurtis 😈😈)
      Kurtis: (shakes his head in disappointment then raises his hands and shoulders in confusion) “you didn’t win what is happening right now you’re a psycho”
      Me: “I love your videos”

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      trump card amirigght

    • @Dirk_Strider
      @Dirk_Strider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Onision loves suing people he doesn't like and then dropping his own lawsuits before he loses.

  • @kaitlynstefaniuk7946
    @kaitlynstefaniuk7946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6725

    If Kurtis hates Kelly now, wait until he watches Barbie in Swan Lake

    • @sischaotica
      @sischaotica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      O yeah I remember that one lol

    • @cheeseisherelive
      @cheeseisherelive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Or the nutcracker 😂

    • @roses_or_smthn
      @roses_or_smthn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      can’t forget the 4 kelly equivalents in the 12 dancing shoes

    • @youbasictoxicconch
      @youbasictoxicconch 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roses_or_smthn i want Kurtis to explode on cam seeing one of the Kellies literally always falling

    • @eve7499
      @eve7499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@roses_or_smthn YESSSS THE ONE WHERE THEY WERE THE BALLET DANCERS AND FOUND THE SECRET PLACE RIGHT??

  • @letterborneVods
    @letterborneVods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5348

    I love how barbie’s “balls” has the exact intonation it needs for it to be used as meme

    • @blueiswonderful
      @blueiswonderful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      This comment feels awkward without replies. You’re welcome

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@blueiswonderful lmao

    • @enayaganguly4687
      @enayaganguly4687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blending_in lmao

    • @ElysianArchives
      @ElysianArchives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blueiswonderful lmao

    • @Matthew-KC
      @Matthew-KC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blueiswonderful lmao

  • @malia_ej
    @malia_ej 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I feel like they did change the story for Barbie as Rapunzel a lot because Tangled hadn't come out yet by many years so they adapted it from Grimm Brothers (kidnapped at 12, her moved to a deserted place, a blinded prince, and the birth of her children etc) or whatever old tale they looked at which were pretty different to the Barbie version -- love the video and the use of the BaLLs sound even years later lol

  • @user-ob5il7cy8o
    @user-ob5il7cy8o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2412

    "Dylan walked so eboys could run their fingers through their hair"

    • @acultural_
      @acultural_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      kinG shit

  • @janasehly3139
    @janasehly3139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

    Stefan's hands fit around barbie's WHOLE waist are u kidding me

    • @Pennysparling
      @Pennysparling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      HOLY SHIT

    • @itsbritneybyotch7471
      @itsbritneybyotch7471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Big hands + small waist 0.0

    • @benh.1065
      @benh.1065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      IKR LIKE WHAT AHA

    • @petrabonnie
      @petrabonnie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ikr? I used to see that as a kid and I wanted to be like that lmao

    • @moon_skittles7905
      @moon_skittles7905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If the woman is slight enough and the man is large enough it's feasible, but Barbie wasn't wearing a corset and Stefan was around her size...

  • @Maddie-qq8dv
    @Maddie-qq8dv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    I love how Kurtis just refers to the main Bratz cast as “Brianna and friends” throughout the whole thing....as if the ‘and friends’ aren’t the very people that the entire franchise is centered around 😭

    • @emilyrobinson1610
      @emilyrobinson1610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It was weirdly frustrating for him to not say any of their names!

    • @saniyayaya7608
      @saniyayaya7608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao literally came to comment this like those are the main girls!!

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      B
      Rianna
      And
      Tfriend
      Z

    • @lukeviljoen4705
      @lukeviljoen4705 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just honestly think no one really cares

    • @Skyexsantana
      @Skyexsantana 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 LMFAOOOOO

  • @azazelmakara3716
    @azazelmakara3716 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think the gnome is saying either 'yahoo, down below' or 'yahoo, look out below' in whatever heavy accent he's supposed to have

  • @mingiwoo
    @mingiwoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5575

    As a poc I grew up being absolutely obsessed over Yasmin from Bratz it was the first time I saw a doll with tanned skin like mine and I don’t think, until now just how much that meant to me when I was a young girl. Especially from a culture where you don’t see in media at allllll I’ll always have such a soft spot in my heart from Bratz.

    • @jimjam8653
      @jimjam8653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      I feel the same way as you. She was really special to me and still is. Bratz really provide for us other poc's

    • @iialleysparksii5297
      @iialleysparksii5297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      I do not look like yasmin but honestly she is the most beautiful bratz doll. I was obsessed with her too even though I looked more like chloe.

    • @witchplease9695
      @witchplease9695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      I feel you, as a Black girl Sasha was my fave because there was so little content for darker girls

    • @extrapepper8876
      @extrapepper8876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      same especially as a young latinx (like yasmin) it was really special

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@extrapepper8876
      You guys crack me up. A thread a little bit up from yours had someone lambasting someone else for using the term Latinx, and said to use “Latine.” The “Latinx” commenter got 2 upvotes, and the “Latine” got like 140 votes. 😂
      The labels crap for oddities is hilarious af.

  • @BingusDingusJohnson
    @BingusDingusJohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6982

    Me when Kurtis doesn’t do an extra greeting:
    “We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and we’ve been quite possibly, bamboozled.”

    • @Kami-gp9ht
      @Kami-gp9ht 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      some might say... hoodwinked

    • @raspury
      @raspury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      #KurtisIsOverParty 😤🙄

    • @person1232
      @person1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Honestly, this is the biggest scandal of 2021.

    • @amayurubashaka3608
      @amayurubashaka3608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      There's now been TWO TIMES where we got our second greeting stripped away from us. Kurtis somehow avoided being cancelled originally but this injustice should not be allowed. #kurtisconnerisoverparty

    • @josofina
      @josofina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      #kurtisconnerisoverparty

  • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
    @frauleinzuckerguss1906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3146

    Okay I noticed 2 things he got wrong about Barbie Rapunzel: first of all, it is established that the dragon could not fly high and her getting that ability was a part of the climax of the movie. Secondly, Gothel didn't put that spell on Rapunzel before because she did not believe her to be a liar before that night. While we know that Rapunzel was not lying, she doesn't and we don't know if there is a spell to trap people regardless of whether they lie or not.
    I take my Barbie lore very seriously because that's what adults do.

    • @Apricus1
      @Apricus1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Please, teach me more.

    • @erin2597
      @erin2597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      you’re amazing.

    • @ragmamale4783
      @ragmamale4783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LMAO SO COOL

    • @Belllean
      @Belllean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yas queen

    • @scrltjkbx
      @scrltjkbx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hell yeah

  • @queenofcats9240
    @queenofcats9240 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    What you said about Bratz being more inclusive with other skin stones is what made me want one in the first place. As a kid, all my Barbies looked the same, and then I got my Yasmin doll and she had tan skin, brown hair and brown eyes. She instantly became my favorite doll and I would take her with me everywhere. I still have her with me. That’s a part of my childhood that I don’t wanna let go because it really lit up my life at the time