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Whoever may be your favorite character in The Office US, only one really tells the unadulterated truth & that is the one and only Dwight Kurt Schrute. Here are some of the most important life lessons he has provided through the 9 seasons.
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I would gladly take life lessons from a guy who’s speed is somewhere between a mongoose and a cobra. And a panther.
Daniel Parker ---WHAT?!?! No bear??
Judy Wright you obviously didnt see that episode
@@opiumlab00 wooooosh
batman not Bruce Wayne shut the actual fuck up. wooosh is so overused its annoying now
Mongoose and a black pepper snake
I now have the strength of a grown man, *and* a little baby
Baby has pretty strong grip though
That’s more of an early game perk, really falls off late game.
A W Babies do that was a fetus
Not even the most disturbing thing he said
What episode was that?
"It's better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose."
- Wayne Gretzky
*- Dwight Shrute*
meanwhile he puts something thats been in the tank of a toilet on his mouth smdh ...really dwight?
I mean it is gross but... that's clean water.
"we need a new plague"
Coronavirus has entered the chat
F so what’s the damage
Plague is inherently bacterial, not viral. Coronavirus wouldn't fall under plague in any sense of the word, so no. It isn't a new "plague".
r/beatmetoit
jasperarmo 11 r/beatmetoit
@@A7xFo thanks for ruining the joke....
Dwight has the ideal qualities to be a career military officer. He is martial, humorless, totally mission-oriented, a believer in fixed myths, and endlessly fatuous yet ready to embarrass himself at the drop of a dime.
Excuse me its Dwigt
@@tacticalbarstool3385 ITS LIEUTENANT DWIGT
@@thesaul9484 sorry sir!
What is a fixed myth?
What about The horse doctor?🤣
"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing."
-Dwight K. Schrute
Changed my life
love how the title says "dwigt"
Hahaha, I didn't even catch that
He's a spinoff of character
Its the exact same character, but all audio of his name is edited to sound like dwigt
What I think happened is Michael used autocorrect on every Dwight in the script changing it to Samuel L Chang. But autocorrect doesn't work on misspellings....leaving behind one Dwigt 🤓
lauren b. Good eye lol
lauren b.
Literally had to scroll up to double check 😂
I both love it and hate it, it's bothering me but amusing me. Someone help 😂
"These are 8 1 foot subs"
Dwight:"f"
f
f
f
f
f
Actors acting actors who are acting badly is good acting
Joshua Miller
I've always thought the same 😎
If thats what the script is then perhaps
alot of it is Improv
It's not good acting.
It's great acting.
@-ファントム you got me.. for a second
Ah yes, my favorite character from The Office: Dwigt
/ / Sleepless Avenue / / I like stnlee
@@Darthloopgames i kinda like ryn
THETATO127 Meh kvin is more funny
@@Darthloopgames Mihael is the best hands down, Jm is a close 2nd but yeah
@@cricketcoop2038 Can't believe nobody mentioned the best character, And
*IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE.*
Best life lesson ever.
That Annoying Guy You Know *JIM*
Dwight: **has a wig for every person in the office**
Don’t be a idiot
That Annoying Guy You Know
Yeah Jim that frilling bum
I now know this
I love how Dwight just assumes when he dies it's going to be because he was murdered 😂😂
I like how Kevin is staring at Dwigt casually pulling a knife out
Billy Bob i liked that, Dwigt... yes
inhale *dwigt*
ah yes my favorite characters
dwigt and phyls
"You're thinking of a chicken."
... "What did I say?"
😆😆😆
I dont understand this joke
noob buddy cant drag me down how?
noob buddy cant drag me down creed most likely has seen first hand a decapitated person so just went along with dwights statement as to not arouse suspicion
5:40 the camera guy's hand actually comes in to the shot!
Well it is a Mockumentary
The tip of his fingers good catch
At 6:29 you can see the cameramans face!!
@@scadwea9109 where?
0:40 I love the way he’s moving the ball thing as he’s saying the word “reabsorbed” It’s such good acting. 😂😂
cause hes lying....
@@razkable r/whoosh
Rain Willson is an unbelievably great actor!
I feel bad for everyone who hasn't seen this show. Y'all missing out on so much
Just Alejandra I actually envy them. I wish I could watch it for the first time again
I don't know where to watch it
@@assasin9867 Netflix
@@crazy224488 true...
@@assasin9867 Netflix if you're in the US, Amazon Prime video Latin america
Jim: “Hey Dwight, what do we have here?”
Dwight: “What does it look like”
Jim: “Dead goose.”
Dwight: “And the circle gets the square.”
😂😂
“You don’t have to wrestle him....just get in the coffin” love it
"I'm the lion. You're dead!"
"safety is ..." click "on" I died
Mr. A. Knife
How have I miss this after hours and hours of this show?! It’s fucking hilarious! LOL
Dwight is the embodiment of the "i'm not dying unless i'm killed by someone" mentality
Dwight looking directly at the camera is funnier than when Jim does it.
measles lol...rose?..
Dwight: We need a new plague.
Coronavirus: People describe me as, incredibly talented.
"That is the way to go. Instant death."- Dwight Schrute
Dwight"we need a new plague" the corona viruse "allow me to introduce my self."
mojo 452873 meanwhile the flu kills more every year.
@@dustbunny4527 The virus has been around for a few weeks and isn't nearly as widespread. If it were to become an acutal worldwide epidemic it would be much more deadly than the flu.
Straight God China is quite populated
@@dustbunny4527 Right but there are so many measures taken to contain the virus such as putting one of the largest cities in the world under quarantine. If you go to Shanghai you shouldn't even worry about it. But if we were in the 1800s or something this could easily kill millions of people.
Straight God true. I’m hoping we’ve gotten past most of that with proper hygiene, healthy lifestyle and diet. But I doubt that we are. The SAD, lifestyle and habits are not helping our immunity and susceptibility to illnesses.
"It's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than by a stranger on purpose".
That's the funniest yet disturbing life lesson of them all 😂
3:06 d- did Dwight just press "f" on himself
A True Pioneer
Do you follow @s90football on Instagram?
"There are too many people on this earth; we need a new plague."
God: Hmmm
Jim!
Nice
I went to the comments to see if someone said anything about this
8:58 always one of favorite parts 😂
safety is....click......on.
I love how Dwight just assumes that if he were dead it'd be because he was in a life or death battle.
8:59 make sure you pause it first though
I’m a grown man and a little baby pretty much sums up Dwight
he entertains very well
I'm a simple man. I see Dwight Schrute, I click.
you mean Dwigt Schrute
@@hamoobdi0405 Just corrected it, thanks
@@mikewack6778 noo haha i was making a joke on the title of the video: they spelled dwight wrong
@@hamoobdi0405 i think It was a joke from the episode that they was reading the script of the Michael Scott movie
Mike Wack 67 you mean Dwight Snoot
“I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones”
Really? You can retract your blood vessels and raise your blood pressure on command yet can’t get rid of a few silly kidney stones? Dwight, I expected better
I have now become Jim’s official assistant in making Dwight furious until the end of time
dwight is full of it
"Dwigt Schrute" LOL threat level midnight reference
or just a typo...
Captain Zeta Jones
Did anyone else see the Trump book at the beginning? 😂
Lol yea, MAGA!!!!
Taylor Lundell 🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@crazy224488
5 more years for ya, bud
Tonka DRIVER yay 5 more years of the swamp.
it's funny how everyone thought he was such an inspirational figure until he started running for president lol. people are sheep
“Watch that I don’t hit my corroded artery” 🤣🤣
this has taught me more than the educational system ever will.
Does anybody want to be a Schrute boy?
Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep *CHOMP*
i only take life lessons from "dwigt Schrute"
all i want is a schrute buck
Zak Bouhaddou i got you.
DAZZA Eustace He’s dead.
Always take life lessons from me.
no
Question. Will you turn me into a badass ?
zhu kevin Yes indeed.
Ok Dwigt.
But you're not Dwigt.
Dwight looks like the kind of guy who has really bad breath 😂
Smells like beets
9:34
That's the first time I have heard Mose's voice
title: *exists*
me: i see what you did there
& in the end the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all......its *FEAR*
Sn. Honestly I'd love for Dwight to be my friend & teach me survival tactics while mose widdles me figurines & cuts me fatback bacon 🤷♀️
All jokes beside, „Don’t be an idiot!“ changed my life!!!
"Sir you have some MESEEGAS" Really Phillis haha.
7:06 did Dwight just predict the virus in 2020
I noticed the misspelling in the title but caught the reference.....
Nice touch.
my favorite character of the office, Dwigt.
Dwight really put an f in the chat when it wasn't a 8 foot sub at 3:07
“We need a new plague”
He’s done it
I love his face after the slap
3:07 I can’t believe I’ve never noticed this before did Dwight say “f”?
Dwight's life lessons helped me one night when I was caught between a mother bear and her cubs
7:05
Dwight: there is too many people on this earth! We need a new plague!
Corona: hi!
When he pulls the tai chi sword out of the ceiling I lose it everytime!!!
Im gonna hang a paper that says "dont be an idiot" on my wall .. everyone should do the same
"We need a new plague"
SABOTEUR!!!
"Thanks Pam!"
The second after Dwight pulled out those eggs a bird started chirping outside of my house 😭
And remember people "don't be an idiot"
That's a bit too difficult for me
Dwight :”There’s to many people we need a new plague “
Coronavirus : as you wish my king
Don't be an idiot! - changed my life
"Dwigt"
Hahaha! Excellent title Dwigt from the script typo in the show! :D. Dwigt resorbed a baby and attained extra strength ! 💪💪🤓
"Safety is..... *Click*......on"
So accurate for so many people.
3:06 did Dwight just said "F" ?
"too many people on this Earth, we need a new plague" Dwight knew it was about time lol
Every time Jim says 'you know what' Dwight believes in something stupid 😂
9:20 khabib nurmagomedov before joining the UFC
7:04
U got what u asked for dwight
Dwigt Schrute. Good job
7:04
Looks like Dwight finally got his wish.😪😂
Dwight is my spirit animal.
The only person I would wanna learn life lessons from. I mean, he can cut his own hair.
I can't believe that Stanley was at the reading of Threat Level Midnight!
7:07 Dwight jinxed us
How was the table reading for Threat Level Midnight practised at the table reading for the episode? Something to think about.
7:06 Dwight’s dream came true
Love the Easter egg “dwigt”
i sure love dwigt
I learn so much about bear attacks watching The Office.
words to live by
Ah yes, my favorite character from the great show "The Orifice", "Dwigt Shrute".
Ah yes, my favorite character, Dwigt.
Ah yes, our favorite comedy character: Dwigt.
best character LMAO
It's only in the world of maintenance that you meet the weirdest human beings on the planet. When I worked on the hanger floor as a newly licensed A&P mechanic for Delta Airlines in Little Rock, Arkansas, I started my first aircraft mechanic job fresh out of maintenance school under the guidance of a prior felon from California. He was an absolute master at pulling the landing gear, rigging the flight controls, and just about every technical job you can think of regarding aviation control, landing, and structural load bearing systems...but this guy was a little bat shit crazy lol. He fucked anything that bled once a month and loved to watch the Twilight Zone.
I went to the Navy after that job and took my aviation experience to the military side working on maintaining and later also painting E/A-18G aircraft in Washington state. There I encountered some pretty average individuals in my squadron, except for the Airframes of which I will forever be a part. When I say that my shop was mix of narcissistic psychopaths and insane asylum escapees...I really do fuckin mean that lol. The things I heard and saw while I was sitting in the shop between jobs truly defies human understanding. Only someone who has served in the Navy in some sort of maintenance rate belonging to a squadron can ever understand what I'm talking about.
Ah yes, *Dwigt* Schrute.
7:02 Aged like a wine
"Don't be an idiot."
I use that on my kids.
Dwight is Awesome!
7:06
Did he , wait, what?!
His arguments about tipping (3:30) are quite compelling 👍🏻👍🏻
*Stanley catches the ball*
Also Stanley: Nope *yeets ball*