"David here it is, my philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by, and I always have, and I always will: Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever."
@@CasperLD that's not what he said. Chumps easily misunderstand what he was saying, he said "fool me one time, shame on you... fool me once, I can't get fooled again." Look it up, I just Mandela effected you lol
@@Cityplace2711 lmao same and I remember thinking that the first time I saw this episode 😂 I laughed at the misquote and then actually thought about it and Michael was really spitting facts
I have a hoodie with a Michael picture and that quote below it. It was on special at Marshall's. Two people in public have said they love it and I've worn it like 4 times.
"Michael what your saying is completely misogynistic." "Yes thank you, that was not necessary but i appreciate it" "No Michael what I'm saying is your being sexist." "No I'm not being sexist, I'm being misogynistic ."
1. Oaky afterbirth 2. Colored greens 3. Ticking time-bags 4. The product.. the progidal... My son returns 5. Wedding = the fusing of two metals 6. Live and let live 7. I'm going to drop a deuce on everybody 8. Chair is ercolnomically correct 9. No one take headed of Dwight's instructions 10. No rest for the sick 11. Spiderface 12. I am not to be truffled with 13. Michael do not let your imagination run amock 14. Fool me twice... Strike three 15. They're trying to make me an escape goat 16. My mind is going a mile an hour 17. You were all successories 18. I have your baguette 19. He can heal leopards 20. Contraptions! She's contraptiiing 21. This is like the Blair Withch-hunt project 22. Well well well.. how the turntables 23. A great philanderer 24. I'm not superstitious but I'm a little stitious 25. Tell him to call me asap as possible 26. R E S Peec-vee-tee 27. I'm downloading some n3p music 28. They are un-understandable 29. She's an anorexetic
For those (like me) who are confused as to why "live and let live" is one, since that IS the correct proverb, it's a misquote because Michael in that scene says it's a James Bond thing. Well, I just Googled it and there was a James Bond movie called "Live and Let Die".
Not a misquote, but in the "take headed of" scene when Michael just randomly gets up walks up to the window and stares, then mumbles "This city..." is perfect
No one's gonna talk about 5:19 moment? Where Dwight is holding a card saying: "I need this job. My mortgage is hundreds of dollars a month. With this job I can barely cover that. I have a company car but i still have to pay for the gas. Gas prices are high and i have no savings whatsoever. And it wasn't even me. It's so not fair that they want me to resign."
I have an Office addiction problem. I can tell because every time the video clips changed in this video, I was like “Ahhhh! The part where “this” happens almost came up.”
Ha ha ha! Someone should make a video of Michael's misquotes vs. Joe Bidens. Steve Carrell had a way of being sort of dead-pan and aloof while making a misquote and that made it infinitely better!
"David here it is, my philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by, and I always have, and I always will: Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever."
Quote to live by forever!!!
greatest quote ever
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going"
I think his subconscious was remembering how Wallace split him and Holly apart. And how he should never have done something like that.
My life’s creed
“Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice... strike three.”
Wise words.
"Fool me once shame on.......you
Fool me twice shame......uh.....um.....we dont get fooled again."
Yes, an American president said that in public.
@@CasperLD that's not what he said. Chumps easily misunderstand what he was saying, he said "fool me one time, shame on you... fool me once, I can't get fooled again." Look it up, I just Mandela effected you lol
Not sure if that’s a misquote nowadays lol, after strike two I lose 100% of their trust
@@Cityplace2711 lmao same and I remember thinking that the first time I saw this episode 😂 I laughed at the misquote and then actually thought about it and Michael was really spitting facts
"I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious". LMAO. The writing was gold on this show.
I have a hoodie with a Michael picture and that quote below it. It was on special at Marshall's. Two people in public have said they love it and I've worn it like 4 times.
Well a lot of these scenes were improvised so it was probably Steve Carell’s improv skills that are gold.
“His name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.”
I mean....He's not wrong
jordan lavergne, not at all 😆 .
Hurt petulant jesus
Leopards because lepers... LOL! Why did it take me so long to realize this?
I'm not liking this, to let it be at 666
I love how he gives the definition of 'welding' instead of 'wedding' 😂😂😂😂😂
One of the funniest
"Michael what your saying is completely misogynistic."
"Yes thank you, that was not necessary but i appreciate it"
"No Michael what I'm saying is your being sexist."
"No I'm not being sexist, I'm being misogynistic ."
My FAVORITE one
What did he think that means?
“That’s the same thing”
There’s a difference
@@freyjacooper9082 i guess respectful or progressive
"Aaah the prog- the progidal... My son returns"
cracks me up 😆
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. ~Wayne Gretzky” ~Michael Scott
the best thing about this quote that not many understand is that it wasn't even Gretzky who said this, it was Jordan hahaha
@@tobyhawthorne9150 either way hilarious since Gretzky didn't take shots as a goalie 😂
1. Oaky afterbirth
2. Colored greens
3. Ticking time-bags
4. The product.. the progidal... My son returns
5. Wedding = the fusing of two metals
6. Live and let live
7. I'm going to drop a deuce on everybody
8. Chair is ercolnomically correct
9. No one take headed of Dwight's instructions
10. No rest for the sick
11. Spiderface
12. I am not to be truffled with
13. Michael do not let your imagination run amock
14. Fool me twice... Strike three
15. They're trying to make me an escape goat
16. My mind is going a mile an hour
17. You were all successories
18. I have your baguette
19. He can heal leopards
20. Contraptions! She's contraptiiing
21. This is like the Blair Withch-hunt project
22. Well well well.. how the turntables
23. A great philanderer
24. I'm not superstitious but I'm a little stitious
25. Tell him to call me asap as possible
26. R E S Peec-vee-tee
27. I'm downloading some n3p music
28. They are un-understandable
29. She's an anorexetic
For those (like me) who are confused as to why "live and let live" is one, since that IS the correct proverb, it's a misquote because Michael in that scene says it's a James Bond thing. Well, I just Googled it and there was a James Bond movie called "Live and Let Die".
You forgot one. "The birds flew west for the winter."
Urkel-nomically
My old boss once said to me "We need these...I'm not going to say ASAP, but we need these as soon as possible" with zero intention of humor.
casperld did you just roll with it or were you like “... what? “Lol
Not a misquote, but in the "take headed of" scene when Michael just randomly gets up walks up to the window and stares, then mumbles "This city..." is perfect
You missed the "no one is disgruntled. everyone is gruntled."
That's actually correct.
Strait up thought the title was mosquitoes
I will be investing in this comment
oh my god same and I still thought it was till I read your comment 😂
Omg me too😂😂😂
Made me Laugh out loud. Thank you!
What about the quote from diversity tomorrow
“Abraham Lincoln once said if you are a racist I will attack you with the North”
A mile an hour that's some high speeds for michael.
You look at Phyllis and she’s kind of matronly today. But back in high school, I swear her nickname was Easy Rider.
That's it, get out.
"how the turn tables" is such a classic 👌🏻
Jim's smile though when Pam falls asleep on hi shoulder just warms me from head to toe
“Webster’s Dictionary defines ‘wedding’ as ‘the fusing of two metals with a torch.’ “
Well .. well ..well ..How the turntables
I don't know why that line is wrong
jesus rebolledo it’s supposed to be how the tables have turned
No one's gonna talk about 5:19 moment? Where Dwight is holding a card saying: "I need this job. My mortgage is hundreds of dollars a month. With this job I can barely cover that. I have a company car but i still have to pay for the gas. Gas prices are high and i have no savings whatsoever. And it wasn't even me. It's so not fair that they want me to resign."
He is only a little stitious
You forgot a one!
Micheal: Early worm gets the worm
Jim: Another worm? Are they friends?
🤣🤣
My mind is going a mile an hour..
Michael is the king of verbal gaffs
Love this show💕
I DECLARE BANKRUPCYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
"Colored greens."😂😂😂
"Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike... three."
R-E-S-P-SPEE-STEE Find out what it means to me!
“ That’s what she said “ Michael Scott’s best quote
Don’t you love at 5:05 to 5:07 how it perfectly lines up to where he messes up and on the camera it would start with I will resign?😂
"no rest for the sick" 😂😂😂
“I’m not usually the butt of the joke, I’m usually the face of the joke.”
8:10 finally found this clippppppp
All you had to do was google “how the turntables” and it would’ve showed up...
Mr Smoke IV exactly
@@mrsmokeiv6041 But why would I wanna do that and miss watching these other amazing and funny misquotes
It's never a miss quote if micheal says it
You forgot "Early Worm gets the worm"
8:08 is the best. It's clearly one of the top quotes in The Office.
"He says no. 😐" 😂😂😂
I am a black man…and the “colored greens” is absolutely in my top 3 😂😂
An ad in the middle of a sentence? Cmon
"Oh how the turn tables" will forever be my favorite
😂😂😂 "Escape goat" might be the 🐐
Do I want people to love me, or fear me? Easy. I want people to fear how much the love me.
And I want people to love how much they fear me
Donna: “Michael.”
Michael: “Oh! Your still here. I have your baguette”
The best misquote ever😂😂
I’m... gonna drop a deuce on everybody.
😂😂😂
Nothing can be done. We'll just have to tell everybody and hope for the best I guess.
Not a misquote but IMO Michael's greatest statement: "I hate... so much... about the things you choose to be..."
Michael Scott - the World’s Greatest Philanderer...
Over the gums and through the lips, look out stomach lmfaoooooo
“How the turntables” just hit different idk why😂
I consider myself a great philanderer 😂😂😂😂
He can heal leopards
I misread 'mistakes' as 'mosquitoes'. 'Michael's GREATEST mosquitoes'
Misquotes
"Spermed lover" is probably my favorite 😆
Missed one of the best ones. Early worm gets the worm!
Daryls vampire hairline kills me😂
just thinking about the afterbirth quote cracks me up
Why’s no one talking about Michael’s ice skating skills?
Because we’re too busy thinking about ticking time bags.
“I guarantee you will be satisfied, as your satisfaction is our guarantee.”
oaky afterbirth gets me every time
*spiderface*
He can heal leopards 😂🤣
“My mind is going a mile an hour”
Without fail, I always read misquotes as mosquitoes.
“Something to think about.”
God that killed me.
I have an Office addiction problem. I can tell because every time the video clips changed in this video, I was like “Ahhhh! The part where “this” happens almost came up.”
I seriously ran so many GD emotions watching these clips...my brain hurts
Michael - "I know where this is going"
Jim - "Do you?"
Michael - "No"
Oaky afterbirth,,, love it
Michael Scott, the master of malapropism.
I read it as “Michael’s greatest mosquitos”
I had like a subconscious seizure while I was interpreting that for the first time too haha. You are not alone.
Well well well, how the turntables
😂
But fool me twice.... Strike *three*
Live and let live is a real quote.
Welding vs Wedding
is it just me or at 3:30 Micheals mouth is closed as he speaks
Turntables is always my favorite
Jim: (moans) “What was that?”
Ha ha ha! Someone should make a video of Michael's misquotes vs. Joe Bidens. Steve Carrell had a way of being sort of dead-pan and aloof while making a misquote and that made it infinitely better!
"How the turntables..."
The birds flew west for the winter hahaha
This is prob my favorite vid
"This is like the Blair witch hunt project" lmfao
9:25 might be michaels best advice 😂😂
RESPECT, DWIGHT. R-E-S-P-SPEE-T
"No rest for the sick"
“A lot of fire where your going.”
They’re trying to make me an escape goat
The wedding speech was class
8:08 I quote "how the turntables" on a daily basis
who read it Michael's Greatest MOSQUITOES ??
Michael Scott red it that way.
These are not misquotes, they are called “malapropisms” after a character called Mrs. Malaprop in a Restoration comedy called The Rivals by Sheridan.
"Michael had quite a way with words." - Ryan
“Of course, *I’M ALIVE* .”
The great Michael Snot, ladies and gentlemen.
“The prodig- the progidal… my son returns.”
Michael's greatest mosquitoes
michaels best misquitos
The first one always kills me
These are what I call michealisms
“Well well well...”
Hup Hup HO!!!! Contraptionnnssss she's contraptiiiinnngggg
my favorite is whenever he says insurmountainable
"No Dwight! respect. rSpSbspeeT... find out what it means to me!!"