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  • Here's some of Dwight Schrute's all-time greatest quotes, proving once and for all that he should just get on Tweeter already...
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  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    Forget Dwight, I want to see Creed's unfiltired thoughts in tweet form

    • @definitelynotriley
      @definitelynotriley ปีที่แล้ว +13

      forget creed, this isn’t about creed

    • @mr.mackey8775
      @mr.mackey8775 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@definitelynotrileyeverthings about creed

    • @LuNarcyz
      @LuNarcyz ปีที่แล้ว +57

      but...even for the internet, it's pretty shocking.

    • @definitelynotriley
      @definitelynotriley ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr.mackey8775 yeah clearly 🙄

    • @someguy4131
      @someguy4131 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No you dont. You most certainly dont. 4chan /R doesnt even want to know creeds inner thoughts 🫣

  • @jakobl9711
    @jakobl9711 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    “can you imagine if i was deranged?” 😂

  • @sprashere
    @sprashere ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Dwight’s accuracy at chucking the snow balls is incredible!

    • @devansh5562
      @devansh5562 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did miss one

    • @TrySomeFentanyl
      @TrySomeFentanyl ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was less than 10 ft away.

    • @patobantan420
      @patobantan420 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Probably all those years killing moles at his farm

    • @ranjanmistry5961
      @ranjanmistry5961 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jim needed to move in zigzag

    • @kiliang96
      @kiliang96 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He comes from a line of fighters

  • @JulianaRMarin-hw7ut
    @JulianaRMarin-hw7ut ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “Couple of pigs watching” always gets me hahahaha

  • @user-tc9vi7ov3x
    @user-tc9vi7ov3x ปีที่แล้ว +261

    You know a ton of 14 year olds?
    WHAT BELT ARE THEY?
    Truly unhinged🤣

    • @abhishekrao1525
      @abhishekrao1525 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Those 14 year old girls were some of Scott's Tots.

    • @user-tc9vi7ov3x
      @user-tc9vi7ov3x ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@abhishekrao1525 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @h2f259
    @h2f259 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Dwight: It's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than by a stranger on purpose. LOL

  • @dartharaneus67
    @dartharaneus67 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The spiel about loyalty had me cracking up. Dwight is so irony impaired! LOL

  • @thugvida
    @thugvida ปีที่แล้ว +67

    1:42 I’m sorry but Jim got absolutely REKT right there. Straight up murdered

  • @amireald3
    @amireald3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The "spent rest of the war in an Allied prison camp" is exactly what I expected.

    • @Mannonymous
      @Mannonymous 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait he was a Nazi?

    • @adamcrum6926
      @adamcrum6926 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Mannonymousya dwight is very german

  • @Tyrod22
    @Tyrod22 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love Kevins "Heeyyyy"

  • @markfx12
    @markfx12 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The blow gun in the tank is priceless.

  • @maximillian875
    @maximillian875 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Imagine: Dwight racing a Black Pepper snake. By the way, their top speed is a mere 8mph.🤣
    Jim, at 1:42: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
    “It’s better to be hurt by someone you know, ACCIDENTALLY, than by a stranger, ON PURPOSE.” If we all lived by this, the world would be a safer place.

    • @jonnypotts8314
      @jonnypotts8314 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually the writers made that joke about being harmed accidentally by someone you know as a jab at how loose American gun laws aren't doing their job 🤣

    • @TripleKmafia
      @TripleKmafia 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jonnypotts8314You sounded like Oscar for a second lol.

    • @100samanthamarie
      @100samanthamarie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      -Most males are raped and/or killed by someone they know. (Mostly by males)
      -Most females are raped and/or killed by someone they know. (Mostly by males)
      -Most babies, kids, teens, and adults are raped and/or killed by someone they know. (Mostly by males)
      Dwight’s scenario has been happening for thousands of years.

    • @100samanthamarie
      @100samanthamarie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TripleKmafia Thank god for Oscar. ❤
      I added some sad facts too that every character should know.

  • @sprashere
    @sprashere ปีที่แล้ว +73

    That episode where Michael thinks he got herpes…. At the very end Dwight confronts Oscar on all the potential places he could have had a gay encounter. That would have been an epic tweet. ‘Hole in the wall’ 😂😂

    • @navneetchouhan2290
      @navneetchouhan2290 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Democratic Primary 🤣

    • @sprashere
      @sprashere ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@navneetchouhan2290 😂😂😂

  • @himynamelscolin
    @himynamelscolin ปีที่แล้ว +29

    7:13 it’s so onbrand Dwight’s grandpa was a nazi lmao

  • @LND209
    @LND209 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He did get around that building pretty fast

  • @AlexanderFaker
    @AlexanderFaker ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I am the lion. Call an ambulance energy but not for me

  • @JoeyP946
    @JoeyP946 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love Dwight he's fascinating

  • @robloxgamermaster4202
    @robloxgamermaster4202 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Wait, you’re telling me Dwight ran a quarter mile in 30 seconds?

    • @SirTylerGolf
      @SirTylerGolf ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He said he's fast, did you not listen to his reference point?

  • @LowryYT
    @LowryYT 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dwight headshot jim with every single snowball

  • @chuucake
    @chuucake ปีที่แล้ว +8

    we want Creed thoughts right now !! 😤

  • @TheWasever
    @TheWasever ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favoirte character by a country mile

  • @gmv_TV
    @gmv_TV ปีที่แล้ว +4

    dwight in the wig gave off joker vibes

  • @Vimukta
    @Vimukta ปีที่แล้ว +3

    didn't notice earlier Frank Sabotka was on the show

  • @slicktheslickster
    @slicktheslickster 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A great show...

  • @aloesecretinc
    @aloesecretinc ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Respect my authority!!

  • @Malagon6
    @Malagon6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:16 what book ya got there dwight?

  • @39095
    @39095 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dwight runs around the building counter-clockwise. His brain works the same way.

    • @otterblue5351
      @otterblue5351 ปีที่แล้ว

      True, but all tracks are counter-clockwise.

  • @arjouuh7129
    @arjouuh7129 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He would never pay the 8 dollars.

  • @natewitham
    @natewitham ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Killed 20 men then spent the rest of the war in an allied prison camp...

    • @dartharaneus67
      @dartharaneus67 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So....either he killed 20 men from his own side, or he was fighting for the Axis forces. LOL

    • @diefluchendehexe5775
      @diefluchendehexe5775 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dartharaneus67 He is confirmed a nazi. In Season 4, episodes 3 and 4 he tells the documentary film crew that his grandfather is (at the time of the episode) 103 years old, and is still "puttering around down in Argentina", implying that his grandfather was one of the members of the SS who fled into South America. Took this from Dwight's wiki page. (:

  • @texanphenom
    @texanphenom ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Creed needs a 4chan

    • @waltissussybakka
      @waltissussybakka ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the most underrated and original comment about Creed 😂

    • @vibhu9725
      @vibhu9725 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Be like creed

  • @simjim1785
    @simjim1785 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Min 2:15 Michael Scott gets his ideas from Donald Trump's books lol.

  • @firingallcylinders2949
    @firingallcylinders2949 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dwight is the original shitposter

  • @bbnnmm9
    @bbnnmm9 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pam is the best

  • @mimikuku3266
    @mimikuku3266 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:12 I always wanted to know who exactly are those “4 exceptions”

  • @ivx8345
    @ivx8345 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    IRL, Dwight would be my best friend

  • @Alotofjazz
    @Alotofjazz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dwight is supposed to think impersonation is a serious crime

  • @joels5150
    @joels5150 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like Dwight has similar preferences for his women as his tablets. Chunky and solid. Surprised he wound up with Angela…

  • @xbon1
    @xbon1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What is a tweeter? I have an x account and never heard of tweeter

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:34-5:47
    BEST QUOTE EVER👍

  • @littleyoutubechannelofhorr5669
    @littleyoutubechannelofhorr5669 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:07 wait, Dwight what country did you grandfather come from?

  • @Lithium_82
    @Lithium_82 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    *X account

  • @arielbanks5557
    @arielbanks5557 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jokes on him, it's no longer Tweet, twit, or retweet. It's X

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why not nickname him danger Dwight

  • @elibennett2762
    @elibennett2762 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wait! I dont remember that first clip???

  • @angryviking8808
    @angryviking8808 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You missed the best one. “This time smokings gonna save lives” *lights the building on fire*

  • @lancedavis9710
    @lancedavis9710 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Alright, I'll punch you. Keeyah!
    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @DosYeobos
    @DosYeobos ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It’s so funny how trumps book was used as as a sarcastic joke with Michael saying to pack it because they “gotta bring their A game”. The guy was (still is) a clown that no one seriously respected, but somehow he ended up becoming president…

    • @PhazonOmega
      @PhazonOmega ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lots of people respect him. Not sure where you got that idea from. Feel free to dislike him, but many respect him and many don't.

    • @trevoravery9270
      @trevoravery9270 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you have daddy issues, seek help.

  • @Ascalipsa
    @Ascalipsa ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:41 amongus

  • @stride7596
    @stride7596 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo

  • @meepgirl1434
    @meepgirl1434 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nah he’s a redditor

  • @secretbunnyninja
    @secretbunnyninja ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please learn how to normalize volume.

  • @mrkaro7468
    @mrkaro7468 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I hate pam

    • @diefluchendehexe5775
      @diefluchendehexe5775 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow, rude! Pam is lovely and nice! :) Just like most other characters in this show.

    • @mrkaro7468
      @mrkaro7468 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@diefluchendehexe5775 I love all of them except pam

  • @theb5556
    @theb5556 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dwight wanna menstruate? He should come to 2023, now you can menstruate and be a “man” at the same time

  • @bigups2065
    @bigups2065 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    be more in tune with the moon and the tides