"If you are trying to hurt my feelings then you have succeeded. Luckily for you my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's." "I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will." "Why would you raise it?" "So I can lower it again"
Dwight is actually wayyyy faster than Toby and here’s why. Dwight started running at 0:46. He finished 1 lap around the building at 1:16. Pam said “three more laps to go” which means that the building has a 400m circumference. 1 mile = 1600 meters 1600/4 = 400 meters Therefore he would have to run 4 laps. Ok now to the point that he is incredibly fast. 1:16 - 0:46 would give us a time of 0:30 seconds which is a record time for the 400 meter race. 0:30 x 4 = 2:00 Dwight is faster than any human being that has ever existed! With a 2 minute mile, he would shatter the previous record of 3:43. Hope you enjoyed this geeky comment!
Plus Toby’s 7 minute time was his mile time in a 5k I believe which is just above 3 miles, so obviously his mile time is gonna be slower in a 3 mile race than it would be if he was running a singular mile
@@danielnsikanjoshua306 whenever someone speaks hypothetically it's "were". If there's anything more annoying than a grammar nazi, it's a clueless grammar nazi. Although, Dwight does say "was", so I guess you're forgiven
Nah man, he's a dick sometimes tbh, like when he spied and filed fake bad reports on Jim. Calling yourself brutally honest or not being fake is the most overused excuse for being a dick. You don't have to like or be liked by someone to be nice and polite to them, and there are proper ways to publicly criticize or call someone out. Being an ass and "telling it like it is" is not.
Anyone else catch the fact that Dwights grandfather was probably a nazi soldier? “My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew, WW2 veteran, killed 20 men, then spent the rest of the war in an allied prison camp” 6:58
Yeah, that’s the obvious joke but what if his grandfather was just a local civilian with no political/military affiliation who slaughtered many people including all of those US Soldiers?
@@eibbor171 he says that in the last season. In earlier seasons he didn't like her that much. Like when Michael hit her with his car, "Well it was only Meredith.."
Breanna because he is OFTEN very annoying and is a *bit* of a suck up to Michael. Not to mention the fact that he reminds me of someone I know who i would happily clout on the head
@@definitelynotjames4152 I see what your saying, but he doesn't need to be teased like that. Jim threw a snowball with a pebble in it to Dwight's face and everyone was laughing and teasing at him.
Dwight : identy theft is not a joke Jim
Also Dwight :has a wig of every person in the office
Nisha identity *
@@its_britneybicth typo 😅✌️
Nisha emmm.. have a nice day 😂💜
@@its_britneybicth tnx you too 😊
Nisha 😂😂😂😂😂 I WAS LITERALLY COMING TO COMMENT THIS
14,506,987 time asking Compilation of Dwight saying "Michael"
Make it yourself
Should've went with 9 986 000
@@leimbolton-zerebeski4051 well i guess that number belongs to Michael only so that's why i didn't used it...
@@siddk1431 fair enough
Tbh there aren't a lot of those.
"If you are trying to hurt my feelings then you have succeeded. Luckily for you my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's."
"I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."
"Why would you raise it?"
"So I can lower it again"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dwight is actually wayyyy faster than Toby and here’s why.
Dwight started running at 0:46. He finished 1 lap around the building at 1:16. Pam said “three more laps to go” which means that the building has a 400m circumference.
1 mile = 1600 meters
1600/4 = 400 meters
Therefore he would have to run 4 laps. Ok now to the point that he is incredibly fast.
1:16 - 0:46 would give us a time of 0:30 seconds which is a record time for the 400 meter race.
0:30 x 4 = 2:00
Dwight is faster than any human being that has ever existed! With a 2 minute mile, he would shatter the previous record of 3:43.
Hope you enjoyed this geeky comment!
But he probably wouldn’t be able to keep that pace up the whole time
Bella_Jagger even still he is extremely fast and would definitely beat Toby’s 7:00 time
Plus Toby’s 7 minute time was his mile time in a 5k I believe which is just above 3 miles, so obviously his mile time is gonna be slower in a 3 mile race than it would be if he was running a singular mile
Bella_Jagger yea you’re right.
Good job, now my brain hurts
-How long you guys been dating? -Jim couldn't land me in a thousand years! -But you're saying there's a chance. -Shut up. 🤣👍
I am fast. To give you a reference point, I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose....
...and a panther.
Dead
Tempyy
Literally one of my favorite lines
"Can you imagine if I were deranged?"
*was*
@daniel were is correct
For a second I thought that ‘deranged’ actually read ‘endangered’
@@danielnsikanjoshua306 whenever someone speaks hypothetically it's "were". If there's anything more annoying than a grammar nazi, it's a clueless grammar nazi.
Although, Dwight does say "was", so I guess you're forgiven
That is one of his best quotes in the show.
Don't be an idiot..changed my life 😇
Nailacious it did. Still I think would an idiot do that? And if they would I do not do that thing
Aw, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead. Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion you're dead.
iQMi X this has been my quote on Facebook since I started Facebook back in 2008 lol
Dwight is actually nice its just he doesn't fakes it like everyone else
You might mean he is a good person. Still not nice at all
@Cole G what
Nah man, he's a dick sometimes tbh, like when he spied and filed fake bad reports on Jim. Calling yourself brutally honest or not being fake is the most overused excuse for being a dick.
You don't have to like or be liked by someone to be nice and polite to them, and there are proper ways to publicly criticize or call someone out. Being an ass and "telling it like it is" is not.
Well sometimes he's objectively evil
He gets along with everyone they just don't get along with him!
I think a compilation of Dwight yelling Michael would be his real greatest quotes
Dwight never wrote the address of that website for Pan
Ashutosh Anand 😂😂😂
He had a concussion.
“What belt are they?”
-Dwight Fart Schrute
It took him 30 seconds to run around the building
Honestly Dwight was kind of my favorite character
Whoever makes the thumbnails for this channel deserves a raise
Whomever.. 😆
Speaking of, imma need a copy of this video's thumbnail image cause it is GOLD 😂😂😂
The thumbnail needs to be a T-shirt 😂😍
@@dardanela1 actually whom is never correct
BoNeLeSs
Agreed
3:36 this is the kind of asmr I need in my life, I'd sleep like a log
Dwight: IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!
Also Dwight: I have a wig for every person in the Office
Nice joke bro haven’t seen dat one b4
chromestar333 *Insert Darell “Booooo!”*
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Game set match, point Scott, game over ...end of game
Bears, Beets, Battle Star Galacta
Dio Brando
Words to live by 😎
“I don’t believe you, continue” -Dwight
😂 dude I lost it when Michael got punched and walked to his office and only closed one side of the blinds
The eyes are the groin of the head
Jim: I just want it to stop
Everyone taking finals this week hahah lmao 😂
imagtion having to do finals during COVID
I appreciate the thumbnail thank you whoever made it 😂
Dwight’s best quote: MICHAEL
Caleb
Agreed 😎
Title should be “every time Dwight breaths”
jim couldn't land me in a thousand years
Whoever runs this account... Bless you!!
4:07, ever heard the tragedy of Darth Dwight
El Nieto
👏👏👏👏👏👏 Fantastic 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
No one:
Dwight: I am speed
The best character
my wished came true all dwight’s quotes in one vid
Gosh I love Dwight 😂😂😂
BEST. THUMBNAIL. EVER
Thumbnail lit af
@2:05 when Michael passes Dwight his Trump Cards 😂😂😂
Anyone else catch the fact that Dwights grandfather was probably a nazi soldier?
“My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew, WW2 veteran, killed 20 men, then spent the rest of the war in an allied prison camp”
6:58
That was the joke.
Lol his grandpa spent the rest of the war in an ALLIED prison camp! HAHAHA that means he was a Nazi!
Sede Vacante
Explains a hell of a lot, doesn't it?? 😂
Yeah, that’s the obvious joke but what if his grandfather was just a local civilian with no political/military affiliation who slaughtered many people including all of those US Soldiers?
Dwights the best!!!👍
I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!
"Dont be an idiot, changed my life."
Dwight at 1:35 is my spirit animal
Pam so CUUUUUUUUUTEEEEE AAAAAA
2:08 does that book say trump
@03 11 its not Michael's fault, he was just written that way.
03 11
Calm down hun 😂
Teage Blanton
Yessir it does.
2:33... That’s what she said!
Dwight has a good throwing arm
Can you imagine if I was deranged .lol
@2:00 would anyone have a problem if dwight did black face for Stanley. 👤🦱
I cant find it anywhere but in one episode he was watching kevin and gabe he said they probably talking about the ectremes of the human body
The thumbnail needs to be a T-shirt
Um. His family was from the civil war shrute farms but his dad was a german soldier apparently because he was in an allied camp
What belt are they?
"U know a ton of 14 year old girls?!"
(Best Jim to Micheal)
False all Dwight says are awesome
Great. I particularly love the way that the last funny remark is covered up by your stupid chomping sound.
*_-spud gun-_*
Clown paint 😭
6:37
I just want to find the clip of dwight saying "clean sack"
Pam is so cute
The correct term is Health Insurance, not healthcare.
did the animation sound at the end scare anyone else?
Why are you posting the same vids from the official “The Office” channel?
Quote from video you just watched
The Movie (The Rocker ) Is Amazing 💯
*clown paint*
Who are Dwight's four exceptions?
유연엘라이므 Kevin, Meredith, Jim, Ryan I guess. Andy wasn't in the show yet.
Maybe replace meredith with toby
Phyllis toby kevin and meredith probably
@@parthjoshi8807 cant be meredith shes the only one that knows how to properly headbang to motorhead
@@eibbor171 he says that in the last season. In earlier seasons he didn't like her that much. Like when Michael hit her with his car, "Well it was only Meredith.."
How can you possibly make this into a 10 minute video?
It should’ve just been him saying Michael
9:40 jesus fucking christ that scared me
*What's my perfect crime?*
Dwight was bullied too often on this show smh
He gave it as good as he could get it.
He kinda deserved it
@@definitelynotjames4152 How?
Breanna because he is OFTEN very annoying and is a *bit* of a suck up to Michael. Not to mention the fact that he reminds me of someone I know who i would happily clout on the head
@@definitelynotjames4152 I see what your saying, but he doesn't need to be teased like that. Jim threw a snowball with a pebble in it to Dwight's face and everyone was laughing and teasing at him.
Dwight does know that your menstrual cycle can change, right?
Dwight can raise and lower his cholesterol at will so he probably figures he’d be able to control his cycle
Gotta love Michael reading Trumps book.
2:08 the book says trump
4:25
Clown paint
....only thing is song are in Russian 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t understand how Phillip is Dwight’s son. Dwight has a paternity test done on Phillip. It said he was not the father
Mariana DeSilva Angela tampered with the results
You guys are just taking ownership over The Office TH-cam channel's video.
I love you dwight but never insult phyliss
-6:24
These arent quotes theyre scenes
Fact. All of my quotes are best
Dwight K. Schrute
False!!
How are you gonna make a big ole thumb nail with dwights many faces and not include his face when He looked at Asian Jim’s family portrait???????!!!!
*identy theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year
#earlysquaddd
We need a new plague
*see ya later pan*
Ayyy first like
Michael Scott hands Dwight a book called Trump Think Like a Millionaire, hate that man...
Hate will ruin your life. Trump is love. Trump is life.
This video really miss the mark not gonna lie
THE TRUMP BOOK FHAUHD
Boomers wouldn't like this