Dwight K. Schrute: Assistant (TO THE) Regional Manager | Comedy Bites
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It might not be a job title that means anything or has any value, but to Dwight K. Schrute, IT MEANS EVERYTHING...
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The last scene tears me up every time. Dwight realizes how much he really means to Michael. The silence that follows him reading his own name is acting on a whole nother level.
It really was a great scene seeing Dwight moved like that
This video is all comedy until that last clip 😭
“When I’m promoted you’ll be full fired”
Dwight doesn’t bluff
He did fire Jim haha
"You. Wouldnt. Dare."
Assistant to the sensei
*assistant sensei
Berken Aslan i love this
1:13
Y does this have so many likes
@@damontaziyah1214 because people have a bad sense of humor
At 8:42 when Dwight starts screaming you can see Creed in the background getting startled. Never noticed it until today lol.
Thanasis oh hello there thank you
Daanyaal urram knowing the office the actor probably didn’t expect the scream
And Stanley slowly turns towards Dwight
"three demerits and you'll receive a citation .... five citations and you're looking at a violation, four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those that'll land you in a world of hurt in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior."
"Which would be me"
"That is correct"
"Okay, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day
or you will receive a full desagulation.
"whats a dis ... whats that"
"Oh you don't wanna know."
That counts up to about 240 demerits for the world of hurt
Noah Kramer Only three demerits. A workplace would use progressive discipline. Once three demerits are given, you’d go to the next step and no more demerits are given. Just fulfill each step once, you never return to a previous step.
@@mattfromowitz5690 Well, we're talking about Dwight here, so.
*Jim face into nonexistent camera*
Disadulation, not desagulation.
@@filedotnix By keep it up I think he means 2 not 3 though your argument also sounds convincing
3:04 I love that Dwight gives him a passport to go from PA to NY
I never noticed that thank you
What does that mean?
@@rdebaron he doesn't need a passport to go to another city/state. He probably just drove there lol
Jim: If you get promoted. And IF you haven't fallen in love with me by then-
Dwight: -What!?
😂😂😂
Proceeds to tell Jim he loves him.
*panic gay mode*
As soon as Dwight is put in charge of the office, the first thing he does is try to fire Jim
"Oh, it has losers..."
If you really think about it... Dwight should have been promoted not Jim. He was , as weird as it may sound, the best employee. He may be weird, but you rarely find people who put nearly as much effort in their jobs as Dwight did for years.
He is not a good boss, he is good at his job but he does not have leadership qualities.
He did shot a gun in the workplace tho
I'm pretty sure there is a Meat Canyon episode that suggests the same
Effort isn’t the only prerequisite for management. Dwight had horrible management theory
@nyaaomi6643 Jim came up late, made intrigue and was kinda lazy at times. He should not be boss as well, he set a bad example. But Jim is kind of the cool guy in the show, with high emotional intelligence, making contrast with Michael and Dwight who were sometimes weird, if not outright abusive at times.
am I the only one who got freaked out by the last few seconds when the "comedy bites" popped out
It's just annoying. One moment you are watching such an emotional scene and the next moment someting bites something and burps in your face it's really uncomfortable.
Assistant Manager
Assistant to the Sensei
8:41 you can see Creed jump in the background
What is my perfect crime?
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. Its priceless.
As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. Its her father's business. She is Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, when the cops come, I escape in one of their
uniforms. I tell her to meet me in mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold.
Thirty years later, I get a postcard.I have a son and he is the chief of police.
This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to
meet me in paris by the Trocadero. She has been waiting for me all these years. She has never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to berlin. Thats where I stashed the chandelier.
Salman Ammar 😂😂😂
He is a legend! 😂😂😂
The first season was like a completely different show
girl: hey what was the hw?
me: page 10
her: thanks so much!
me: yes, I am aware of my affect on women
Dwight Kurt “Fart Security Threat Assistant to the Regional Manager” Schrute
schrute*
Danger
0:58 Michael got scared had me dying 😂
Michael’s hair change at 1:30 is wild haha. The wonders of hair replacement treatment.
okay that’s cool and all but who broke the hand shake? Dwight or Andy?
Hahaha Michael takes his passport when he goes to New York.
6:28 I love how embarrassed and uncomfortable Dwight got
Wait, why does Michael bring his passport to go to New-York??
Dwight and Jim have an enemies to lovers type of vibe 😂
Do the scene where Jim and Pam het (friendly) fired by Dwight
This is a frame for frame shot of the video that the official channel The Office uploaded 2 years ago with 4.8 million views, I don't understand how you get away with this please make actual original content instead of completely and utterly copying it from others.
DAZ the office channel owns comedy bites.
The channel is by the same people
DAZ shut up if you don’t like it don’t watch it.
User name you must be stupid are you?
NBC also seems to run comedy bites. One of their videos is featured on The Office’s outro card.
Dwight took a complicated statement and made it more complicated...
0:00 that's what she said
Dwight’s last name really is meant to say Shrewd: having or showing sharp powers of judgment; astute. Or as Cambridge defines it “having or based on a clear understanding and good judgment of a situation, resulting in an advantage”
Dwight screaming "Michael!" video
Michael is like Mozart
and I am like
Mozart's friend
Wait can you stop stealing content of the office channel?
Jonathan Wu well they are pretty good friends because they comment on each other’s videos
This is stolen from the official office channel :/
You do have a point
:p
It's cool, they're friends. They comment on eachother's stuff
VIDEO THEFT IS NOT A JOKE PAPER! Millions of TH-camrs suffer every year!
I bet Dwight was assistant to the equipment manager for his high school football team. Can you see it?
Dwights shirts, though😂😂😂
Copy of the actual office channel
Ha ha the bottom comment says the show sucks.
I LOVE THIS SHOW!! ❤❤❤
I would die to see joy and chandler at the office
who is Joy?
Hey Dwight it was The Sundance kid you were looking for when trying to remember Butch Cassidys Partner (LMAO!!)
Is it me or does anyone else think the security guard kinda resembles KD
ITS ASSISTANCE REGIONAL MANAGER!
get it RIGHTTTTTTTTT!
Best show ever no cap
He has to get 120 demerits
Demerits. Im having flashbacks to 7th grade social studies..
"Im writing my own quote because everyone quoted everything from the show so i can feel like i am a special snowflake" - Quote2020
Michael is going to NY; Dwight hands him a passport..
it takes 60 demerits to get a verbal warning lol
He actually fired jim at the end doe
at the end of the series? i haven’t finished it 🙊
No he doesnt
His middle name is Kurt not fart.
Its actually Danger
I feel like dwight wouldve been better than jim as co manager
Sean R dementors
Chaos is a ladder... to some.
To Dwight, it is a hay bale. A hay bale one must climb to become Hay King.
To Dwight, it is a bed and brekfast he co-owns with Satan making $80,000 a year.
To Dwight, it is being assistant to the regional manager, whose fate is as unpredictable as Dwight himself.
"Absolutely, but not really"
2:19 lol
Micheal is Andrew Lloyd Webber and Dwight is Stephen Sondheim
(please tell me some theatre kid is scrolling through and smiles)
Jim can give me a desadulation anytime
Fairly un funny compared to the original... Crude and obvious
All I'm saying is that dislike number nice.
Can you do “Dwight K Schrute, the edgiest edge lord” or something like that.
Absolutely but not really. 😆😆😆😆
7:58 "little girl"
Dwight Shelford for Second life
I don't get the difference with assistant regional manager and assistent to the regional manager??
Pay and benefits.
Except I could fly 😂
No dislikes..awesome
Why was the gun scene included lmao
Because it fits Dwight's character
Senpai Dwight
Stolen content filled with ad. Reported.
Senor eggnogs 🙄 oh brother
*stands up*
MICHAEL!!!
The quizzical exchange algorithmically end because bean resultantly queue against a zonked cloud. perfect, giant dollar
WHAT? 6:31
Terrible show...Just sayin...
ROB-IN-PHILLY unpopular opinion
@@_jayfromla Well most likely the same people that like Snoop Dog or Nikki Menage...You know; idiots.
Your opinion.
@@squeaker4206 That it is...And that's what makes the world go round...Oh wait...it doesn't...
@@godbluffvdgg You're such a hurt little kid lol