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  • @kasukeurahara2302
    @kasukeurahara2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    The last scene tears me up every time. Dwight realizes how much he really means to Michael. The silence that follows him reading his own name is acting on a whole nother level.

    • @mrh12
      @mrh12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It really was a great scene seeing Dwight moved like that

    • @genlea9490
      @genlea9490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This video is all comedy until that last clip 😭

  • @CubiStudios
    @CubiStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    “When I’m promoted you’ll be full fired”
    Dwight doesn’t bluff

  • @CanOnduygununGozlugu
    @CanOnduygununGozlugu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    Assistant to the sensei

  • @paokarasre
    @paokarasre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    At 8:42 when Dwight starts screaming you can see Creed in the background getting startled. Never noticed it until today lol.

    • @guacamolegoddess1342
      @guacamolegoddess1342 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanasis oh hello there thank you

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Daanyaal urram knowing the office the actor probably didn’t expect the scream

    • @TrickyPJM752
      @TrickyPJM752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And Stanley slowly turns towards Dwight

  • @yugsahu7388
    @yugsahu7388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    "three demerits and you'll receive a citation .... five citations and you're looking at a violation, four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those that'll land you in a world of hurt in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior."
    "Which would be me"
    "That is correct"
    "Okay, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day
    or you will receive a full desagulation.
    "whats a dis ... whats that"
    "Oh you don't wanna know."

    • @kenludvikriksfjord522
      @kenludvikriksfjord522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That counts up to about 240 demerits for the world of hurt

    • @mattfromowitz5690
      @mattfromowitz5690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Noah Kramer Only three demerits. A workplace would use progressive discipline. Once three demerits are given, you’d go to the next step and no more demerits are given. Just fulfill each step once, you never return to a previous step.

    • @vertdefurk
      @vertdefurk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattfromowitz5690 Well, we're talking about Dwight here, so.
      *Jim face into nonexistent camera*

    • @georgeluiparaan6227
      @georgeluiparaan6227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Disadulation, not desagulation.

    • @ujwalpandey3968
      @ujwalpandey3968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@filedotnix By keep it up I think he means 2 not 3 though your argument also sounds convincing

  • @factbeaglesarebest
    @factbeaglesarebest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    3:04 I love that Dwight gives him a passport to go from PA to NY

    • @nabilk2455
      @nabilk2455 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I never noticed that thank you

    • @rdebaron
      @rdebaron ปีที่แล้ว

      What does that mean?

    • @latina305mami
      @latina305mami ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rdebaron he doesn't need a passport to go to another city/state. He probably just drove there lol

  • @CarterOwenBM248Vlogs
    @CarterOwenBM248Vlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Jim: If you get promoted. And IF you haven't fallen in love with me by then-
    Dwight: -What!?
    😂😂😂

  • @fitzhugh7463
    @fitzhugh7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    As soon as Dwight is put in charge of the office, the first thing he does is try to fire Jim

  • @vertdefurk
    @vertdefurk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Oh, it has losers..."

  • @elvisvasquez7553
    @elvisvasquez7553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    If you really think about it... Dwight should have been promoted not Jim. He was , as weird as it may sound, the best employee. He may be weird, but you rarely find people who put nearly as much effort in their jobs as Dwight did for years.

    • @subie1019
      @subie1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He is not a good boss, he is good at his job but he does not have leadership qualities.

    • @marioalbertoperezlopez237
      @marioalbertoperezlopez237 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did shot a gun in the workplace tho

    • @jupitershanty
      @jupitershanty ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure there is a Meat Canyon episode that suggests the same

    • @chrismarsden6633
      @chrismarsden6633 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Effort isn’t the only prerequisite for management. Dwight had horrible management theory

    • @danieldbdb
      @danieldbdb ปีที่แล้ว

      @nyaaomi6643 Jim came up late, made intrigue and was kinda lazy at times. He should not be boss as well, he set a bad example. But Jim is kind of the cool guy in the show, with high emotional intelligence, making contrast with Michael and Dwight who were sometimes weird, if not outright abusive at times.

  • @haeyy25
    @haeyy25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    am I the only one who got freaked out by the last few seconds when the "comedy bites" popped out

    • @kyzaghan7513
      @kyzaghan7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's just annoying. One moment you are watching such an emotional scene and the next moment someting bites something and burps in your face it's really uncomfortable.

  • @saulramirez1093
    @saulramirez1093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Assistant Manager
    Assistant to the Sensei

  • @aidanbawden3692
    @aidanbawden3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    8:41 you can see Creed jump in the background

  • @theartisticjs
    @theartisticjs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    What is my perfect crime?
    I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. Its priceless.
    As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. Its her father's business. She is Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, when the cops come, I escape in one of their
    uniforms. I tell her to meet me in mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold.
    Thirty years later, I get a postcard.I have a son and he is the chief of police.
    This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to
    meet me in paris by the Trocadero. She has been waiting for me all these years. She has never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to berlin. Thats where I stashed the chandelier.

    • @Ericks_mobile_detailing
      @Ericks_mobile_detailing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Salman Ammar 😂😂😂

    • @APPR.
      @APPR. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is a legend! 😂😂😂

  • @eclipsicalbluestocking1182
    @eclipsicalbluestocking1182 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The first season was like a completely different show

  • @ELTIGRE34
    @ELTIGRE34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    girl: hey what was the hw?
    me: page 10
    her: thanks so much!
    me: yes, I am aware of my affect on women

  • @arihuertas4423
    @arihuertas4423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Dwight Kurt “Fart Security Threat Assistant to the Regional Manager” Schrute

  • @abdullohahmadbadawi6896
    @abdullohahmadbadawi6896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    0:58 Michael got scared had me dying 😂

  • @cslack813
    @cslack813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Michael’s hair change at 1:30 is wild haha. The wonders of hair replacement treatment.

  • @namarie.2289
    @namarie.2289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    okay that’s cool and all but who broke the hand shake? Dwight or Andy?

  • @axmortz
    @axmortz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hahaha Michael takes his passport when he goes to New York.

  • @BigDaddyTony24
    @BigDaddyTony24 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:28 I love how embarrassed and uncomfortable Dwight got

  • @tootzy-the-roll
    @tootzy-the-roll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wait, why does Michael bring his passport to go to New-York??

  • @Rimjim03
    @Rimjim03 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dwight and Jim have an enemies to lovers type of vibe 😂

  • @timlips1179
    @timlips1179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Do the scene where Jim and Pam het (friendly) fired by Dwight

  • @daz8084
    @daz8084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This is a frame for frame shot of the video that the official channel The Office uploaded 2 years ago with 4.8 million views, I don't understand how you get away with this please make actual original content instead of completely and utterly copying it from others.

    • @scapetnt270
      @scapetnt270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      DAZ the office channel owns comedy bites.
      The channel is by the same people

    • @Username-or9nr
      @Username-or9nr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DAZ shut up if you don’t like it don’t watch it.

    • @hanley8756
      @hanley8756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      User name you must be stupid are you?

    • @darnguccitoast362
      @darnguccitoast362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NBC also seems to run comedy bites. One of their videos is featured on The Office’s outro card.

  • @trevorbirdingtierlist
    @trevorbirdingtierlist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Dwight took a complicated statement and made it more complicated...

  • @removies3653
    @removies3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:00 that's what she said

  • @michellecreates2721
    @michellecreates2721 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dwight’s last name really is meant to say Shrewd: having or showing sharp powers of judgment; astute. Or as Cambridge defines it “having or based on a clear understanding and good judgment of a situation, resulting in an advantage”

  • @calebwinfield1403
    @calebwinfield1403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Dwight screaming "Michael!" video

  • @thehive378
    @thehive378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Michael is like Mozart
    and I am like
    Mozart's friend

  • @janythany8087
    @janythany8087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Wait can you stop stealing content of the office channel?

    • @frooty.pebles1509
      @frooty.pebles1509 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonathan Wu well they are pretty good friends because they comment on each other’s videos

  • @aine3523
    @aine3523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This is stolen from the official office channel :/

    • @michaeld7715
      @michaeld7715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You do have a point

    • @michaeld7715
      @michaeld7715 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      :p

    • @snakinatrix4435
      @snakinatrix4435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's cool, they're friends. They comment on eachother's stuff

    • @squeet6831
      @squeet6831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      VIDEO THEFT IS NOT A JOKE PAPER! Millions of TH-camrs suffer every year!

  • @jarjthejargj6099
    @jarjthejargj6099 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I bet Dwight was assistant to the equipment manager for his high school football team. Can you see it?

  • @laurallama73
    @laurallama73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dwights shirts, though😂😂😂

  • @ewanbird1847
    @ewanbird1847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Copy of the actual office channel

  • @randomname5497
    @randomname5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ha ha the bottom comment says the show sucks.
    I LOVE THIS SHOW!! ❤❤❤

  • @سيفابوتايه
    @سيفابوتايه 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would die to see joy and chandler at the office

    • @axmortz
      @axmortz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who is Joy?

  • @d3stroy3r44
    @d3stroy3r44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Dwight it was The Sundance kid you were looking for when trying to remember Butch Cassidys Partner (LMAO!!)

  • @jeevitheshram5219
    @jeevitheshram5219 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is it me or does anyone else think the security guard kinda resembles KD

  • @alexisevans1040
    @alexisevans1040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ITS ASSISTANCE REGIONAL MANAGER!
    get it RIGHTTTTTTTTT!

  • @jasminefashandi3416
    @jasminefashandi3416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best show ever no cap

  • @PKsexton
    @PKsexton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He has to get 120 demerits

  • @windwhipped5
    @windwhipped5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Demerits. Im having flashbacks to 7th grade social studies..

  • @itsmecarp
    @itsmecarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Im writing my own quote because everyone quoted everything from the show so i can feel like i am a special snowflake" - Quote2020

  • @blackscholes4401
    @blackscholes4401 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Michael is going to NY; Dwight hands him a passport..

  • @gu9838
    @gu9838 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    it takes 60 demerits to get a verbal warning lol

  • @fathertomhanks1887
    @fathertomhanks1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He actually fired jim at the end doe

    • @lisajoseph9926
      @lisajoseph9926 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      at the end of the series? i haven’t finished it 🙊

    • @aniketbanginwar
      @aniketbanginwar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he doesnt

  • @daveoutdoors4949
    @daveoutdoors4949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His middle name is Kurt not fart.

    • @DatGrA2b
      @DatGrA2b 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its actually Danger

  • @prisonmike3925
    @prisonmike3925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I feel like dwight wouldve been better than jim as co manager

    • @fw710
      @fw710 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sean R dementors

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chaos is a ladder... to some.
    To Dwight, it is a hay bale. A hay bale one must climb to become Hay King.
    To Dwight, it is a bed and brekfast he co-owns with Satan making $80,000 a year.
    To Dwight, it is being assistant to the regional manager, whose fate is as unpredictable as Dwight himself.

  • @gustavotonnelli
    @gustavotonnelli ปีที่แล้ว

    "Absolutely, but not really"

  • @robwoods5537
    @robwoods5537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:19 lol

  • @guacamolegoddess1342
    @guacamolegoddess1342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Micheal is Andrew Lloyd Webber and Dwight is Stephen Sondheim
    (please tell me some theatre kid is scrolling through and smiles)

  • @nancyracies8824
    @nancyracies8824 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jim can give me a desadulation anytime

  • @jupitorious7925
    @jupitorious7925 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fairly un funny compared to the original... Crude and obvious

  • @supermango9810
    @supermango9810 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    All I'm saying is that dislike number nice.

  • @_EldenRing_
    @_EldenRing_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can you do “Dwight K Schrute, the edgiest edge lord” or something like that.

  • @oooooosh_2753
    @oooooosh_2753 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely but not really. 😆😆😆😆

  • @alwayscallingmeblaze
    @alwayscallingmeblaze ปีที่แล้ว

    7:58 "little girl"

  • @Z-add
    @Z-add 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dwight Shelford for Second life

  • @edwinkosasih8050
    @edwinkosasih8050 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't get the difference with assistant regional manager and assistent to the regional manager??

  • @Charlotte-yc7tj
    @Charlotte-yc7tj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Except I could fly 😂

  • @jonathanraiche3074
    @jonathanraiche3074 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    No dislikes..awesome

  • @girlwizabook33
    @girlwizabook33 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why was the gun scene included lmao

    • @goodgaminggoob
      @goodgaminggoob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because it fits Dwight's character

  • @Helpthisisacryforhelp
    @Helpthisisacryforhelp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Senpai Dwight

  • @eggnogs
    @eggnogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stolen content filled with ad. Reported.

    • @filoudexo
      @filoudexo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Senor eggnogs 🙄 oh brother

    • @vertdefurk
      @vertdefurk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *stands up*
      MICHAEL!!!

  • @ggrubio4582
    @ggrubio4582 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The quizzical exchange algorithmically end because bean resultantly queue against a zonked cloud. perfect, giant dollar

  • @vahurjoa210
    @vahurjoa210 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    WHAT? 6:31

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Terrible show...Just sayin...

    • @_jayfromla
      @_jayfromla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ROB-IN-PHILLY unpopular opinion

    • @godbluffvdgg
      @godbluffvdgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@_jayfromla Well most likely the same people that like Snoop Dog or Nikki Menage...You know; idiots.

    • @squeaker4206
      @squeaker4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your opinion.

    • @godbluffvdgg
      @godbluffvdgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@squeaker4206 That it is...And that's what makes the world go round...Oh wait...it doesn't...

    • @kerr6968
      @kerr6968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@godbluffvdgg You're such a hurt little kid lol